Found a fortuitous opportunity get myself a massage last week and went to Sakura Massage or “Traditional Thai Massage” in Newbury Park
Comms - Called an hour in advance, no problems there but heard kids shouting in the background. At this point wasn’t sure what to expect.
Location - on a busyish road, where traffic builds up just outside. To make things worse, the Window cleaning in impeccable so passers by can see you at the counter. This place is NOT discreet and I found myself turning my back towards the window
The place was pretty loud, there was a lady in 50s having a hair brushed by “Lisa” and she was shouting someone at the back (probably her kids). By this point, I already knew I’d never return here.
Price - £45 traditional Thai massage (+£20 HR)
Girl - turns out it was “um um Lisa” who was assigned to me. She looked very young (20 years maybe) with a wrist tattoo (or maybe it was henna). Slim build. Mask kept on throughout. Bad English but can just about make a conversation. A bit too young for my taste IMO.
Massage - Lisa began the session why asking why I visited so late? Lol. It was more of a nag but she wanted to leave early but now couldn’t. I played it off with my usual charm but that my irritate others here.
Massage was nothing spectacular. She almost fell off my back when she climbed on top and I had to reach back and grab her, “accidentally” grabbing a hand full of her bum, vag area - she was too busy laughing in embarrassment to even notice and maybe even grinded my hand a little.
She had less than a years experience in massage, it showed. There was no real rhythm. A lot of pressing but easily forgettable.
15mins into 1hour massage she asked if I wanted HR. Started with £20. (She asked to pay upfront). She offered OWO for £60, and anything more was off the cards. HR was pretty good tbh. She was pretty disappointed in me that I came after 6-7mins
I was too with myself lol as I’m sure that’s the part she probably enjoyed the most, or she wanted to get it over with.
After HR the massage went from OK to lacklustre. She asked if she could play some cheesy Thai music, and I had to go the rest of the session listening to her singing and dancing to the songs lol.
It was pretty wacky but I think she felt she was being seductive, or just didn’t care lol. She did ask if I wanted another HJ, didn’t ask if it would cost extra or not but it would take a bit to wake my member at this point
I informed her that I will need a shower and she said that I will turn on the hot water. This gave her the incentive she needed to finish the massage early, 45-50min total - I wasn’t bothered tbh as she was becoming irritating.
Showers - not great. One on-site, none on-suite. It was missing the shower hose, only had the pipe.
Fast forward I got dressed and as I left, Lisa was all giggles with the boss. Opened the locked door for me, and smacked my butt “see you soon, sexy boy!”
In front of the clear shop Windows for all see! Embarrassing!
Overall, I wouldn’t contemplate visiting again because of the lack of discretion. The place was loud and felt like you were visiting someone’s house, quite uncomfortable.
