London massage shop mini reviews

[workingtone]

better how?
And nothing of course could change in two years...

Had a couple of great girls in the other place around 2018/19 not visited since then, so yes thing could have changed.

[Jiimmy]

Acuherbs Harrow

I think I have previously said bad things about this place, but lacking other options I went back

I paid £40 mins for £45 mins and was lead through to the room, youngish woman in mask, so did not get a good look at her, but reasonably attractive. Got a good medium soft massage (at my request) ad she started teasing, including a finger tapping gently over my body that got me going - on the turn was asked if I wanted massage "there" and no confirmation was asked for £20, (paid after the massage) - got a surprising good HJ with balls, nipples, bum massage included

Once concluded, she cleaned up and went back to a head massage

Much better overall than I had previously experienced

OP, what day of the week did you visit? I guess they have different girls on different days and most of their therapists are old greedy asian ladies. Do you remember the name of the therapist?

[Wankingdead]

Went to check the action in Earls Court,
Elements , on Kenway street, decent clean shop, older Chinese lady at the desk said only one masseuse working Mimi I think is the name 30 for 30, mid thirties short black hair small droopy tits and no derrière basic massage skills offered HE for £30 and wont budge so declined, not sure if there is a rota.
Balance massage, next to Elements, so after a couple of drinks at the pub close by walked in, it’s a small joint but surprisingly three ladies working one caught me eye young twenty something Chinese good body shape and pretty face, massage 35 for 30, gave  a decent massage  and halfway offered naked HE for 40 which I countered with an offer of 30 decent B’s and lovely ass, shaved and nice smelling, unfortunately basic sensual skills her name she said is Ellie, the other two ladies were middle aged but all with decent figures, I would have been happy with any of them.
Harmony on the main road opposite the station after few more drinks walked in to be met by a middle aged Chinese women standing behind the desk, she offered 45 for 50, I offered 40 and off she went to prepare the room, small room but a large table, asked what areas to focus on and I said my groin, started massaging in a haphazard way, suddenly door bell and she excused herself to answer the door I have hear loud talk from more than one man, she came back and suddenly a knock on the door and a masked young Chinese man stuck his head, the lady said Tom will finish the massage I said no fcking way so she just continued, after 5 minutes I hear light steps and felt cold hands on my back, looked up and the fuckers switched masseuse and now I have Michelle aimlessly spreading oil on my back, I said what the hell is going on and she just shrugged her shoulders, asked her to stop and to fuck off dressed and kicked up a fuss demanding my money, eventually walked off with a 20 pounds refund, avoid them they are crooks.
In summary  I wasn’t super excited about the offering near Earls Court tube station and will not be repeating. Probably will try Paddington next time.

[Wankingdead]

Skyline
Diana Estonian
Early forties? Tall round face and heavy upper body facially not a stunner mid range tits and flat bum biggish tum, massage was forgettable offered 40 for b2b and got naked, she gave a very respectable b2b with lots of slides and frontage touching everywhere and she got really wet, would recommend.
Gaby Venezuelan
Blonde, mid forties round face and crooked teeth, not a stunner and definitely big tommy but has a very nice demeanour and smily face, average skills in the massage department agreed HE without discussing charge which is a rarity this progressed to full on b2b which was very decent touching allowed and decent body slides and really got into it and she seemed to enjoy it, gave her 40 which is the tariff in that joint, will definitely return.

[goodmans]

Thai studio Pimlico

I had a decent experience at Thai studio Victoria few weeks ago so thought I'd give their Pimlico location a try. It's a bit less busy street.

Asked for 60 deep tissue and was appointed an old Thai lady, slim, masked, chatty and funny but couldn't understand her English tbh. Oh well.

Brought to the room where massage was very light and didn't really get past "warming up" type of pressure. When I complained she made all sorts of excuses and said I should book a male therapist for hard massage and that deep issue is not good for you etc. Total BS and then try to offer extras the rest of the session while doing a limp tickly "sensual" massage on me.

Won't return

[LLPunting]

Skyline
Diana Estonian
Early forties? Tall round face and heavy upper body facially not a stunner mid range tits and flat bum biggish tum, massage was forgettable offered 40 for b2b and got naked, she gave a very respectable b2b with lots of slides and frontage touching everywhere and she got really wet, would recommend.
Gaby Venezuelan
Blonde, mid forties round face and crooked teeth, not a stunner and definitely big tommy but has a very nice demeanour and smily face, average skills in the massage department agreed HE without discussing charge which is a rarity this progressed to full on b2b which was very decent touching allowed and decent body slides and really got into it and she seemed to enjoy it, gave her 40 which is the tariff in that joint, will definitely return.

Pretty sure Diana ain't 40+ but I will check and confirm if I see her again - I thought I mentioned her a few weeks ago.

[Sunny]

Pretty sure Diana ain't 40+ but I will check and confirm if I see her again - I thought I mentioned her a few weeks ago.

Is this the same Diana who works at Fuhe Shepherd’s Bush?

[Wankingdead]

Visited Thai healing Mottingham
A large bloke on the desk, 45 for 60 cash, saw the same masseuse on more than one occasion , a mid thirties Thai mid hight prettier with the mask on if that makes sense, she is packing a decent bazookas under her uniform, gave an excellent massage typical Thai that make you realise what you are missing, anyway WSWS and she came close a couple of times with accidental brushes and rubbing her titts on my face then nothing happened but my feeling is that something will happen at some point, for now just enjoying the massage, obviously Ymmv, Saw another younger and prettier model at reception once. Did not get any of their names but I think they are the only masseuses in that shop.

[sparkus]

Is this the same Diana who works at Fuhe Shepherd’s Bush?

Not sure Coco of Relax Life Kew at Fuhe now, called each day and nothing doing.

[Chinaman]

Visited Sisi a few weeks ago External Link/Members Only

Easy text comms, but her spoken English is not as good (someone else arranging?). Nice clean top floor flat, step out of lift & it’s on the right. Just off Fitzroy Sq.

£50 for 1 hour, +£20 HE, + £20 prostate therapy. Various implements to make you happy.

Really professional orthodox massage, followed by alternative therapies which left me exhausted. In a nice way.

I think she may have other girls in tandem as I was offered (but declined) four hands.

Would I return? Deffo.

[Sunny]

Not sure Coco of Relax Life Kew at Fuhe now, called each day and nothing doing.

I think Diana has left, called FUHE up a few times kept telling me Diana is on holiday.

But I don't think she matches the description of the Diana who works in Skyline 

[sparkus]

Herbal Clinic Cricklewood has "Nigerian Betty" on most days now. Given the relative rarity of African SPs in shops I'd have thought she'd be due a TOFTT...

[RAJEC]

Herbal Clinic Cricklewood has "Nigerian Betty" on most days now. Given the relative rarity of African SPs in shops I'd have thought she'd be due a TOFTT...

Not sure if trust her with my unattended wallet…

“Wot eeees yo peeeeeen nambaaaaa”?

[sparkus]

Not sure if trust her with my unattended wallet…

“Wot eeees yo peeeeeen nambaaaaa”?

I heard she's got a child.
Damn thing gone wild.

[PumpDump]

Osterley Girls - MOTSPUR PARK
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Updated Rota

Monday: Eve
Tuesday: Ellen
Wednesday: Crystal
Thursday: Alisa
Friday: Cindy
Saturday: Holy
Sunday: Laura

Had anyone seen Crystal? I see this review here but wondering if anyone else had feedback on her.

[Sheraton]

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Visited this place in Chiswick last month.  Excellent massage, very hard and certainly worked on my knots etc.  Limited English and not a looker.  Average HE.  I'd return just for the massage.  paid £50+£30.

[hugo.freeman]

Visited Bamboo Spa in Hendon this week.  Saw a young white Portuguese girl in her mid 20s.  Waste of time, rubbish massage and tried to rip me off with £80 b2b or £30 HE.
Best avoid this place.  Full review https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=321948.new#new

[Juulesy]

Popped into Elixir Massage Cricklewood, an area I most frequent due to commuting convenience.  Not sure of the verdict on this one.

A tiny little shop with a very small massage room and no shower in the room

Was assigned Beatrice (I think her name was) as the masseuse.  Milf, late 30-ish, average height lean stocky figure and looked very Brazilian or southern mediterranean with blonde highlights.  Wearing a very thick bra so hard to say much about her tits but a seriously fit body for milf with a fabulous looking arse hidden in her tight jeans. Massage unexpectedly good with moderate pressure and did not talk much, if at all. Did not allow any touching anywhere, even when asked politely. When it came to extras, nothing more than a HJ.  I had realised by then that her English was virtually non existent - to the point you could curse all day and she probably won't get it even if you frowned.

B2B seemed out of the question.  She quoted £30 for HJ, I wouldn't budge beyond £20 and was happy to settle for just the massage. She settled for £20 and what followed was a relatively perfunctory HJ as she eventually followed my directions but clearly seemed to be going through the er, motions.

Can't get that fit body out of my head but the extras were just bleurrgh

[LLPunting]

Visited Thai healing Mottingham
A large bloke on the desk, 45 for 60 cash, saw the same masseuse on more than one occasion , a mid thirties Thai mid hight prettier with the mask on if that makes sense, she is packing a decent bazookas under her uniform, gave an excellent massage typical Thai that make you realise what you are missing, anyway WSWS and she came close a couple of times with accidental brushes and rubbing her titts on my face then nothing happened but my feeling is that something will happen at some point, for now just enjoying the massage, obviously Ymmv, Saw another younger and prettier model at reception once. Did not get any of their names but I think they are the only masseuses in that shop.

English bloke?  He's the husband/boyfriend of the Thai lady in charge.  I mentioned that place a few years back.  Had a good chat with him and there was no nod or wink from him, sounded like they were running a straight shop, and if it was his missus that you were getting nudges from then let's hope he's not the jealous type because he could do some damage.

Have you seen Georghiana recently?  She rarely replied during lockdown but it seems she's still in Bromley.  No joy getting more than HR and some feels of her nubile bits but that was years ago..

No sight or sound of Yaya or Mai in Beckenham either.

Tried both/all the claimed "Koreans" at the TCM on Widmore Rd in Bromley now and you should all avoid them all.  All have slender figures with Bs and smooth skin but all try to over-charge for b2b and then don't get astride, don't really slide and don't grant access, so not much more than an unexciting nude HR from the side of the table.  Seems like the only 2 girls there offering a reasonable service for the money is fat Natalia (running her own scam of teasing services) and a "Malay" who works on Sun(?).  Avoid "Rose", "Susa" and "April" who are either (some of) the Koreans or Chinese who will try to con you.

[Wankingdead]

Visited Baan Nuad thai massage and spa on Trafalgar road Greenwich, main busy street near a bus stop and opposite a bar so you will be seen, met by a large number of Thai girls at reception, all looked young and pretty £55 for the hour which is a tad expensive, Bee-Lie was my masseuse, she gave a respectable DT some accidental touches and eventually came the question, she wanted £40 for HE and £60 for topless, negotiated £50 as I was just intrigued to see her naked, she wanted the money first which is always a bad sign and what followed was a mechanical topless tugging.
I might return if in the area just to try another girl.

[sparkus]

Visited Baan Nuad thai massage and spa on Trafalgar road Greenwich, main busy street near a bus stop and opposite a bar so you will be seen, met by a large number of Thai girls at reception, all looked young and pretty £55 for the hour which is a tad expensive, Bee-Lie was my masseuse, she gave a respectable DT some accidental touches and eventually came the question, she wanted £40 for HE and £60 for topless, negotiated £50 as I was just intrigued to see her naked, she wanted the money first which is always a bad sign and what followed was a mechanical topless tugging.
I might return if in the area just to try another girl.

I assume that's this place, as advertised in the escorts section of VS with the foxy Thai in the ad?

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[Tedbandy]

Not sure if trust her with my unattended wallet…

“Wot eeees yo peeeeeen nambaaaaa”?

Wallet might be safer in your unattended car in this scenario!

[Henry767]

Not sure if trust her with my unattended wallet…

“Wot eeees yo peeeeeen nambaaaaa”


Confused as to why you pick out this unknown SP from an ad listing for a comment about imagined wallet theft?

[loveahe]

I assume that's this place, as advertised in the escorts section of VS with the foxy Thai in the ad?

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No Bann Nuud is a few hundred metres further down the road.

The number given looks like a little white door, there you go straight upstairs to a flat.

[elnukky]

I assume that's this place, as advertised in the escorts section of VS with the foxy Thai in the ad?

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They have a listing on Fresha too External Link/Members Only

[hugo.freeman]

Skyline back going today as expected. Black “Spanish” Sofia and Polish/Turkish Nisa until 4pm who is replaced by Layla after that. Can’t recall what if anything has been said about Nisa. The Polish/Turkish thing is intriguing though.

Has anyone seen or know where Polish/Turkish Nisa is working these days in the London area?

[rubandtuguk]

Recently visited Bamboo Spa / The healthy way in Leather Lane. 30 mins with Cici, a nice if somewhat homely figured Chinese girl. Mid thirties, C cup tits and a sexy way. Had lippy on which is always a turn on for me.

Some sensual touches from the off, and quickly established what kind of massage I was after. Light FK and eye contact whilst some mutual touching ensued then into an extended RO session. Shaven haven and tasty and clean.

Would have loved FS but not on offer it seems. Cici has a nice technique and speaks decent English, good banter.

£30 for 30 and £50 for the tip, although no price directly discussed, just felt she deserved it as it took me a while to get there.

[Solran]

After a bit of time away decided to get back into the saddle so to speak. Decided to give Well health in Paddington a go. Booked appointment and on arrival was met by Emma on reception. Note the shop is on a busy street, but u can slip in and out of sight quickly. Emma is Chinese and looked mid to late 20’s at a guess. Size 12, probably c cup and was wearing a black summer dress with plunging neckline. Agreed 45mins for £40. Into room which had shower and sink. Emma joins me after a couple of mins and asks what type of massage is like. Ask for soft and sensual.

She spends the next 15-20 mins with quite a sensual
Massage, CC from the start and feathery touches between my legs and around my arse and sack. As this progressed more and more ccs and full reach unders. She then says that I should say stop if she is doing anything I don’t like, before then slipping a finger up my arse. Not my cup of tea so she returns to reach unders. Quickly agree £40 for b2b and she strips revealing a nice figure. Some massaging by me of her, allows some Pussy licking but no fingers inside. She was very wet but I didn’t push it. Eventually finish with me stood up as she delivered a nice HJ to completion. She then showered immediately after so good hygiene. Over all a positive but doubt I’d repeat. No kissing, no fingers allowed and although she was pleasant it was a bit too business like.

[MilesUKP]

Anyone tried Banyen Massage in Camden before? Not 100% if they offer extra services 

[StevenSELondon]

Anyone tried Banyen Massage in Camden before? Not 100% if they offer extra services 

Not been myself, but have been in contact with one of the girls that rents a room there and I would be very surprised if nothing on offer.
Often work near by, and the stream of gentlemen I see turning up for massages also suggest you'll be in luck!

Plan to sttend myself, but a few other places to tick off first

[Moneyd]

Not been myself, but have been in contact with one of the girls that rents a room there and I would be very surprised if nothing on offer.
Often work near by, and the stream of gentlemen I see turning up for massages also suggest you'll be in luck!

Plan to sttend myself, but a few other places to tick off first

Either way it'll be a good maiden review for either of you chaps.

[LLPunting]

Not been myself, but have been in contact with one of the girls that rents a room there and I would be very surprised if nothing on offer.
Often work near by, and the stream of gentlemen I see turning up for massages also suggest you'll be in luck!

Plan to sttend myself, but a few other places to tick off first

The name suggests a Thai place and if there's an oldie roly-poly called Pinky working there then it definitely goes the extra few inches if not further.  A good bet for one of you two to pop your cherries here.

[StevenSELondon]

Either way it'll be a good maiden review for either of you chaps.

I was under the impression that noone is really interested in official reviews for massage w/ happy ending, and that updates here were sufficient.
Happy to stand corrected and change some of my updates to reviews

[LLPunting]

I was under the impression that noone is really interested in official reviews for massage w/ happy ending, and that updates here were sufficient.
Happy to stand corrected and change some of my updates to reviews

This thread exists primarily for the mentions that lack enough detail to constitute a full review (which is meant to enable punters to identify the lady so they can decide to snog, marry or avoid) e.g. name not obtained/revealed by punter, no useful description of the lady's appearance such that she can be identified on sight, no idea of days SP works so we can't timetable a visit where chances might be higher of seeing/avoiding SP, etc.
Reviews are a favoured way of punters proving they're genuine, that's to say you put yourself out there for both the thanks and the grilling, accepting that members have varying criteria for bestowing "trust" on an anonymous forum about instances of paid-for sex.

[StevenSELondon]

This thread exists primarily for the mentions that lack enough detail to constitute a full review (which is meant to enable punters to identify the lady so they can decide to snog, marry or avoid) e.g. name not obtained/revealed by punter, no useful description of the lady's appearance such that she can be identified on sight, no idea of days SP works so we can't timetable a visit where chances might be higher of seeing/avoiding SP, etc.
Reviews are a favoured way of punters proving they're genuine, that's to say you put yourself out there for both the thanks and the grilling, accepting that members have varying criteria for bestowing "trust" on an anonymous forum about instances of paid-for sex.

Noted, thank you.

Will add reviews now, where I got the girls name. Hopefully show I'm genuine!

[emmapunton]

Hi folks. Been out of the game for a while but got a rare excuse to venture out without the missus being suspicious. Where is good in North East/east London in your own opinion? Ideally a massage with a decent owo finish. Many thanks.

[hugo.freeman]

Any recommendations for some decent massage shops around canary wharf or docklands pls?

[sparkus]

Any recommendations for some decent massage shops around canary wharf or docklands pls?

There's two or three but I sure as fuck am not telling you where

I appreciate you have three reviews under your belt but all this thread has become is constant requests for info.

[lougb1]

Hi HUgo Freeman

2) China Health Spa on Hertsmere Rd, by West India Quay DLR and the Cineworld. Dude offered me a pretty EE named Yana, although a willowy Asian girl came out while I was waiting (while Yana mopped up after the last Johnny Spunknuts). 40 for 45m (the minimum), a seriously-good massage, then offered HE for 35, topless for 45, or B2B for 70. Was feeling flush, so went for the latter - nicely tanned wee thing, perky tits, decent squirm all over the lad, then down with the elbow-grease. Less consistent this time, and fingers going anywhere were laughed off, either way. But she did the business, and seemed like a sweet enough thing.

does that satisfy the query? saw mention of a Somchit Thai massage place also in docklands. Google is your friend

 

[PumpDump]

There's two or three but I sure as fuck am not telling you where

I appreciate you have three reviews under your belt but all this thread has become is constant requests for info.

Yes, read through all 170 pages like we all have done 

[stampjones]

Yes, read through all 170 pages like we all have done 

I think the point was that some people have contributed a lot and asked very little or nothing whereas others come and ask for info without contributing anything or very little. Can be frustrating. My personal view is you should ask for way less than you contribute. If everyone does that then there is much more useful info for everyone.

[hugo.freeman]

Don't be a twit.

I've clearly contributed reviews and I'm clearly giving shorter reviews in this section, I don't know what your problem is but it's certainly not with my level of input so far.

Yes Google is there like for everything in life.  But I asked for recommendations not a yellow pages list.

You clearly had a bad punt recently hence your mood. 

Thanks to those who have positively contributed.

[LLPunting]

Don't be a twit.

I've clearly contributed reviews and I'm clearly giving shorter reviews in this section, I don't know what your problem is but it's certainly not with my level of input so far.

Yes Google is there like for everything in life.  But I asked for recommendations not a yellow pages list.

You clearly had a bad punt recently hence your mood. 

Thanks to those who have positively contributed.

All previous mentions are "recommendations".

What you're really after is for those who don't usually contribute to be moved to give you a hopefully current lead on a good time.  If you'd called it that way then you probably wouldn't have gotten a grumpy retort, your mistake was to throw out a plea just like we've seen so many times before from callous unknowns.

[hugo.freeman]

If I’d called it what way?  What are you harping on about?   I see no point in your ramblings. 

I made a sincere comment / question and am less than 9 months old contributor here.  I see nothing wrong. Move on. 

[LLPunting]

If I’d called it what way?  What are you harping on about?   I see no point in your ramblings. 

I made a sincere comment / question and am less than 9 months old contributor here.  I see nothing wrong. Move on.

Your length of contribution has nothing to do with it.  You've given the impression that you're an experienced punter who has no doubt been observing this site for a lot longer than 9 months.  Your previous postings suggests someone smart enough to have noticed how this board works and the way it responds to lazy pleas.  "I see nothing wrong" suggests that because you can't be apparently arsed to do a few minutes research that it's ok for you to ask others to spend their precious time re-iterating what they've already shared in writing.

[hugo.freeman]

You’re just rambling on like hot air. 

I joined this site in Jan 2021, so now I haven’t used this site before.  There is no substance or point to your msg. 

I enquired about recommendation of any shops having already searched.  You really need to get rid of “whatever chip” is on your shoulder. 

[stampjones]

Don't be a twit.

I've clearly contributed reviews and I'm clearly giving shorter reviews in this section, I don't know what your problem is but it's certainly not with my level of input so far.

Yes Google is there like for everything in life.  But I asked for recommendations not a yellow pages list.

You clearly had a bad punt recently hence your mood. 

Thanks to those who have positively contributed.

Who’s a twit? Sparkus replied to your request and even gave an explanation, I tried to give a bit more background on that. Read what I wrote and LLP wrote and you might have more positive responses. No-one has criticised you personalky btw - just made suggestions. Take them how you want.

[StevenSELondon]

Another trip to Elite Spa.  Below copied from review.


Visited Elite Spa again. 2nd Visit.

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Walk up, no advanced booking - thought I'd chance it, plenty of other options locally if no availability.

1hr relaxing massage £50.

As before, room very clean, tidy and spacious.

Also as before, zero cc swipes or accidental brushes.

Decent massage until 40 minutes in (neck, back, arms and left leg complete) I was asked whether I wanted any Extra treatments.
I opted for HE only - £30.
Quoted £50 for b2b.

Right leg was finished off, then started 10 mins worth of teasing and 'tickly fingers'

Was asked to turn.

Saw Kate. Approx late 30s, Polish, cropped blonde hair, size 12/14

Gave long, slow, sensual HJ.

Offered a shower, but pushed for time so declined.

Kate works 1 day a week, usually Monday or Tuesday,  but this chages. Also works at Bamboo Spa, Hendon as same owners.
Owners apparently prefer a high turnover of staff to mix it up for punters.

Will definitely return, perhaps not to see Kate specifically, but wouldn't be disappointed if I got her again.

[hugo.freeman]

Who’s a twit? Sparkus replied to your request and even gave an explanation, I tried to give a bit more background on that. Read what I wrote and LLP wrote and you might have more positive responses. No-one has criticised you personalky btw - just made suggestions. Take them how you want.

My twit comment was not to you. 

I really don’t see the big deal. If someone was to ask for recommendations in NW London, I’d be more than happy to oblige with information rather than getting all huff and puff about it.  We’ve wasted more time discussing the rights and wrongs of asking for recommendations when we’re not asking for a google search result.   

[tony22]

OK, change of tone and gear chaps. I was stranded in East London waiting for my job, so squeezed an hour in with Lilly at Leyton Natural Health. Good massage and the longest, slowest, teasing HJ I've had for a long time. I think I left a stain on the ceiling. Seen her a few times so I guess she knows what I needed Will do a review when I get a spare 10 mins.