London massage shop mini reviews

[Jonestown]

All six shops in the cluster around Earls Court station open this morning, with a very interesting looking darker skinned girl, maybe Malaysian, on the desk of MoonFlower.

[y101y]

Skyline back going today as expected. Black “Spanish” Sofia and Polish/Turkish Nisa until 4pm who is replaced by Layla after that. Can’t recall what if anything has been said about Nisa. The Polish/Turkish thing is intriguing though.

[sparkus]

Gumtree buzzing with shop ads today as well. Good luck everyone.

[FlaccidChimp]

Skyline back going today as expected. Black “Spanish” Sofia and Polish/Turkish Nisa until 4pm who is replaced by Layla after that. Can’t recall what if anything has been said about Nisa. The Polish/Turkish thing is intriguing though.

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Saw Nisa at Skyline yesterday. She was described as a 23 year old size 8, which I would say is accurate.

6/10 appearance-wise: 5'2 tall, long brown hair, heavy eye shadow, thick eyebrows. Has that gypsy chav look (which might appeal to some) but seems to have poor personal hygiene. She did not smell like she had showered recently, has dodgy teeth and the soles of her feet were very dirty.

Prices were reasonable - £40 for B2B and I think £20 for HR (but don't quote me on that).

Service - I opted for B2B which mainly consisted of her grinding on top of me, rubbing her vag against my cock whilst simultaneously wanking me off. She can handle a cock very well and maintained nice eye contact throughout. She was also amenable to me massaging her and was happy for me to finger her and lick her pussy. However, I wasn't down there very long as it had a rather sour taste.

Probably wouldn't go back due to the hygiene issues, but the service was pretty good.

[LLPunting]

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Thanks FC for the watch out.

Tomorrow is Norika (not Noriko, not that that may make a difference)  - anyone know this one for sure?

Also apparently new(ish) is Amira (?) - any intel?

[Solran]

Saw Layla in skyline, already described previously. Gorgeous body, amazing arse fake boobs. Typical Latin figure. 20 mins or so with a half decent massage, some limited cc, before she then moved onto touching my sack. Not full reach around s but pleasant nevertheless. On the flip she offered 60 for bj or 100 fs. B2b was 50 but I said I never pay more than 40 there and she quickly agreed. Decent body slides, happy for me to touch everywhere and fingers inside. No to licking her pussy. Decent enough time but was a little cold and not much banter. Still worth a visit based on that body alone!

[FlaccidChimp]

Saw Layla in skyline, already described previously. Gorgeous body, amazing arse fake boobs. Typical Latin figure. 20 mins or so with a half decent massage, some limited cc, before she then moved onto touching my sack. Not full reach around s but pleasant nevertheless. On the flip she offered 60 for bj or 100 fs. B2b was 50 but I said I never pay more than 40 there and she quickly agreed. Decent body slides, happy for me to touch everywhere and fingers inside. No to licking her pussy. Decent enough time but was a little cold and not much banter. Still worth a visit based on that body alone!

Do you know if the bj is covered or oral without a condom?

[Solran]

Sorry mate didn’t partake so can’t say. As she didn’t want me going down on her I suspect it’s covered.

[LLPunting]

Saw Layla in skyline, already described previously. Gorgeous body, amazing arse fake boobs. Typical Latin figure. 20 mins or so with a half decent massage, some limited cc, before she then moved onto touching my sack. Not full reach around s but pleasant nevertheless. On the flip she offered 60 for bj or 100 fs. B2b was 50 but I said I never pay more than 40 there and she quickly agreed. Decent body slides, happy for me to touch everywhere and fingers inside. No to licking her pussy. Decent enough time but was a little cold and not much banter. Still worth a visit based on that body alone!

"Gorgeous body" and "amazing arse" is highly subjective.  Layla is "padded" with a large arse and noticeable cellulite not some lithe Lola.  No more than 5'4" iirc so given size of arse her hams are hefty capping her "stumpy" legs.  I swerved her early in her career at Skyline after she quoted these silly prices.  Told management she's asking for way more than the other reasonable girls who happen to be in better shape, have a better attitude and mostly are just as pretty in face; about the only thing I thought she had going for her, especially for the rate she was asking at 150ph.  Typical "sweetness" before the sell but a right grump if you declined.

[Wankingdead]

Saw Layla once many moons ago, short cellulity and only interested in getting as much as possible from your wallet, she also work in Bromley and does 4 hands with Luna in Woolwich, since our singular encounter I avoided her like the plague.

[y101y]

Do you know if the bj is covered or oral without a condom?

Layla definitely only offered covered bj. Tried to lick her out and she said everything is covered (and I didn’t happen to have any cling film on me ).

Think the descriptions above of her are a bit harsh bit then again it’s right that this is subjective. I like a curvy Latina even if the body is a bit cartoon like.

As I posted somewhere on here, she’s a decent service but missing that spark. A bit distant. And she will definitely take advantage of you financially if you aren’t careful but I found the negotiations to be fairly easy and the service didn’t suffer too much. I recall at one point she stopped mid-fuck and rearranged the bed so that we could stand over by the mirror so I could watch while we fucked. That was appreciated!

But as I haven’t rushed back to her I think that says something.

Really hope some new faces come to skyline. Oh, and that Tara comes back!

[Yves_Dobon]

Saw Layla once many moons ago, short cellulity and only interested in getting as much as possible from your wallet, she also work in Bromley and does 4 hands with Luna in Woolwich, since our singular encounter I avoided her like the plague.

Leyla and Luna or Luna and Leyla! That would make an interesting combo, thinking physically
PS. Where in Woolwich? 

[Chalkin]

Is Layla arse fake then? I have only ever see her leave in Civvie clothes and she looked pretty rough TBH and a bit too your...Maybe it was the braces..

[Chalkin]

Also do any other ladies have comparable big assess at skyline?

[sparkus]

The Cricklewood massage shop today claims to have a Japanese SP on:

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I would be very surprised if 'Cici' is from the land of the rising sun...

[Jonestown]

Whilst trying to check who was at ORBS I came across this website with a listing of TCM's across the whole of London, not seen it referenced on here before, so here it is:-

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As to ORBS, it looks as if they are kaput, the phone number goes to Thai Spa, so maybe the little shop has closed as there is no reference to it anywhere, which you'd expect if it had changed hands and reopened under new management. Anyone dropped by recently ?

[sparkus]

Whilst trying to check who was at ORBS I came across this website with a listing of TCM's across the whole of London, not seen it referenced on here before, so here it is:-

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As to ORBS, it looks as if they are kaput, the phone number goes to Thai Spa, so maybe the little shop has closed as there is no reference to it anywhere, which you'd expect if it had changed hands and reopened under new management. Anyone dropped by recently ?

That sticks in my mind as having seen the site before (or something like) but some of the shops are long gone e.g. Commercial Street, Hackney Road etc. (and yes I did consider working my way through the ones I've not been before to as a kind of "challenge").

I wonder why someone went to the bother of setting up such a ramshackle website? Hoping to get advertising or freebies from TCMs?

[rebelsurge]

I was in Baker Street on Friday, The Metropolitan Bar was closed due to some non covid problem but the lights were on at ORBS next door.

I know Tina has not resumed work since March lockdown.

[RexTBone]

My review of ‘Fiona’ near Shadwell is live
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=288709.new#new

[hobart7677]

aum chu of leyton is working at jazmine sports thai massage in elm park using the name nikki

[sparkus]

aum chu of leyton is working at jazmine sports thai massage in elm park using the name nikki

I was going to ask who the fuck that was but a quick search reveals the only mention on here is by me
I guess her hidden away industrial unit business didn't survive lockdown(s).

[Jonestown]

Anyone seen Hot Babe Ella ?

Located near to American Embassy / New Covent Garden.

I have seen a reference to Dragon Tendon somewhere else recently, but can't recall where it was.

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[Jonestown]

Sisi Massage Me in Warren Street looks quite intriguing, age 41, but from the photos she has something about her, and she offers a 15 minute he quickie for £30, got to be worth considering, shades of Chloe in Whitcomb Street perhaps.

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[sparkus]

Sisi Massage Me in Warren Street looks quite intriguing, age 41, but from the photos she has something about her, and she offers a 15 minute he quickie for £30, got to be worth considering, shades of Chloe in Whitcomb Street perhaps.

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She's a promoted ad on Gumtree. I went and walked, the sight of her braless in a vest was enough.

[Jonestown]

She's a promoted ad on Gumtree. I went and walked, the sight of her braless in a vest was enough.

Ah yes, strings vests have that effect, she is a Leo too, they can be seriously difficult people.

She has a four hands partner, may be she is a better looker

Was the flat the same as in the photos ?

[sparkus]

Ah yes, strings vests have that effect, she is a Leo too, they can be seriously difficult people.

She has a four hands partner, may be she is a better looker

Was the flat the same as in the photos ?

Not that I recall but that's a weird gallery she has. As the photos show, she's not far off granny. She seemed to accept my walking with good grace though.

[zushiboys]

Has anybody seen:

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Her VS ad:

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Intel would be appreciated. Works from earls court..

[kewrghwr]

Visited Eve from Osterlies crew now working out of Relax Life in Kew. Nice trim Chinese girl with good service. B2b £60/30 min as usual. A much better bet than contacting RL directly which is often expensive. You go in down some stairs round the back which is actually more discrete than going in the main door.

Chiswick or Kew can be booked on this number
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[Jacobyi]

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New place at Northolt.....seems legit by the pics....

[stampjones]

Its been so long since I did a massage style thing Im forgetting to get half the info. Anyway hopefully this is partially helpful if incomplete. Youve been warned 

So the new malden place behind the high street. The entrance is at the end of a drive behind the natwest bank. I went sunday. Didnt get the girls name - maybe isobel or something? 30 for 30 and 40 b2b.

Pretty girl with thin body, small tits and hairy bush. 20s Id say. Massage was ok and negotations on turn after some cc swipes. B2b turned out to mean naked but there was full access to all areas. Went down on her for a bit and all tasted pleasant enough. Fairly rudimentary tug to completion which wasnt exceptional but did the job. She wasnt great but nice to have a fit young girl massage me and I would probably return if I could remember her name. Said she worked sun/wed but seemed unsure so who knows for sure. This place always seems to deliver fit young girls.

[LLPunting]

Its been so long since I did a massage style thing Im forgetting to get half the info. Anyway hopefully this is partially helpful if incomplete. Youve been warned 

So the new malden place behind the high street. The entrance is at the end of a drive behind the natwest bank. I went sunday. Didnt get the girls name - maybe isobel or something? 30 for 30 and 40 b2b.

Pretty girl with thin body, small tits and hairy bush. 20s Id say. Massage was ok and negotations on turn after some cc swipes. B2b turned out to mean naked but there was full access to all areas. Went down on her for a bit and all tasted pleasant enough. Fairly rudimentary tug to completion which wasnt exceptional but did the job. She wasnt great but nice to have a fit young girl massage me and I would probably return if I could remember her name. Said she worked sun/wed but seemed unsure so who knows for sure. This place always seems to deliver fit young girls.

Thanks SJ, her ethnicity?

[Jonestown]

This pair might be worth keeping an eye on:-

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[Fully Sated]

...might be worth keeping an eye on:-

Walthamstow.  External Link/Members Only

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[petermisc]

This pair might be worth keeping an eye on:-

Walthamstow.  External Link/Members Only


Baker Street. External Link/Members Only

London royal massage is hardly a new find, first mentioned on here in 2014 I think?  And not really relevant to a thread on independent SPs. Latest reviews include:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=285308.0
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=265797.msg2714120#msg2714120

[sparkus]

London royal massage is hardly a new find, first mentioned on here in 2014 I think?  And not really relevant to a thread on independent SPs. Latest reviews include:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=285308.0
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=265797.msg2714120#msg2714120

Though the shift from Woolwich to Walthamstow is new.

Their non-legit rates are a joke, get a grip Sergei

[g284]

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=147939.msg2946337#msg2946337
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=147939.msg2994332#msg2994332
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=147939.msg3007054#msg3007054

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[sparkus]

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=147939.msg2946337#msg2946337
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=147939.msg2994332#msg2994332
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=147939.msg3007054#msg3007054

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Why so many posts on her?

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=147939.msg2994335#msg2994335

[g284]

Just happens to update her photos 
nothing exclusive here

[sparkus]

Just happens to update her photos 
nothing exclusive here

Other than a below par massage for £££, alarm bells rang with this one when she asked if I'd take her "to a nice restaurant".
I think I've got a Five Guys coupon which runs out at the end of this month

[lougb1]

This pair might be worth keeping an eye on:-

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Baker Street. External Link/Members Only

Both accessing from  Poland.... and disappeared from view 

[stampjones]

Thanks SJ, her ethnicity?

Man, Im worse than I thought 
Chinese

[LLPunting]

Man, Im worse than I thought 
Chinese

Thx, the name wasn't a dead giveaway but props to you for being so woke you didn't feel the need to point out the racial bias perpetuated by the use of Anglo names by non-Anglo ethnicities.   
Or was it just that a hole is a hole?

[stampjones]

Thx, the name wasn't a dead giveaway but props to you for being so woke you didn't feel the need to point out the racial bias perpetuated by the use of Anglo names by non-Anglo ethnicities.   
Or was it just that a hole is a hole?

Yeah im pretty woke but I think I might go for a little sleep now 

[eirejig]

Bamboo massage East St Bromley

Had some shopping to do early Saturday, had already decided 2020 was done for me but walked past bamboo at 10am and it was already open and the chinese lady at the desk was very pretty so I went in.
30 mins £30
The place was freezing and floor still wet from the cleaner that morning but I mus say it turned out to be a fantastic 30 minutes.
Mask went on once in the room which is annoying when I could clearly see how attractive she was.
Into position and she spent maybe just over 5 mins giving a firm back massage before going straight for the light brushes on the bum and reach unders. So no wasting time here which is great.
No discussion of prices, afterwards she said you look like you know the deal and it's always £20/40. I went for the B2B and it did not disappoint.

Her name was Linda. I'd say mid to late 30s, slim, lovely figure, A-cup with massive nipples you could hang your coat off. Nice bum too. She climbed on top to begin with plenty of slides then straddled and ground her pussy into my balls while pulling me off which was really good. Her nips were like lazers at this stage and she was super sensative to lick/ touch. There was a lot of giggles and squirming.

We went through an array of positions grinding and rubbing eachother. allowed some fingering but not full on.
kept saying how big i was but isn't that just part of the script?

I asked her if she would fuck and she said yes but only for £100. I said 50 and it's a deal but she just said 'too big' so I left it.
pulled her knees up to her chest and let me cum all over the pussy area and thighs.
cleanup and showered. 35 mins in total.
She seemed to enjoy it as much as I did and asked if I'd be back next week.
I will return but this is definitely me done now til we get back to normal life next year.

stay safe people if you are going out during lockdown.

nice way to end 2020 though.

[stampjones]

According to the someone on the soho walkups thread, massage shops are open in tier 3! Go figure   

[RAJEC]

According to the someone on the soho walkups thread, massage shops are open in tier 3! Go figure   

Along with hairdressers and other retail stores, although they will have restrictions. The only major effect is on restaurants by the sounds of it 

[stevebarry]

Along with hairdressers and other retail stores, although they will have restrictions. The only major effect is on restaurants by the sounds of it 

And pubs,not  to mention jobs,redundancies etc

[sparkus]

According to the someone on the soho walkups thread, massage shops are open in tier 3! Go figure   

As they count as personal care/beauty, same as saunas, hairdressers and that.
During the first (stricter) lockdown they could be open when the above weren't IF they sold medicine products.

[y101y]

New girl called Cherry started at Skyline today. Caribbean, apparently.

Really wanted to get there but first slot was 2pm which couldn’t work for me today. Hopefully I’ll get there soon or one of you other perverts will check her out and report back. 

[lougb1]

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Caribbean Therapist in Woolwich

Postcode   
London
South East London
Woolwich - SE18
Type of ad   Individual Offer
Rates   Incall   Outcall
30 minutes   -   -
1 hour   £90   -[/b]
2 hours   -   -
Description
Best Full Body massage in London

Are you looking for relaxing full body massage after a long day?

Take some time to relax and enjoy unforgettable massage.

I love what i do and I believe in complete client satisfaction. I respect your desire for confidentiality.

I provide amazing relaxing massage in a quiet, clean, warm and comfortable environment. We promise you that you will feel fully relaxed.

I offer a wide range of treatment options to meet your individual needs:

SWEDISH MASSAGE

Soft massage and soft tissue

FULL BODY MASSAGE

Relaxing massage

Working hours: Monday-Sunday 12:00pm till late

£90 per hour and believes in complete client satisfaction....

Any one had the pleasure??