London massage shop mini reviews

[sparkus]

My twit comment was not to you. 

I really don’t see the big deal. If someone was to ask for recommendations in NW London, I’d be more than happy to oblige with information rather than getting all huff and puff about it.  We’ve wasted more time discussing the rights and wrongs of asking for recommendations when we’re not asking for a google search result.

I said that you've contributed three reviews to the forum, thanks.  But most of your contributions to this thread have been requests for intel which would require a pretty exhaustive response.  You can get as huffy and insulting as you want.

It's good we've had more contributions today but as pointed out to me by a member of 'Club Cheb' in this thread via PM, if it's just the same small band of regular posters on here posting intel then it makes it very easy for shop management to identify us.  The more posters the better therefore.

I'm happy to move on if you are but please take heed of what people are saying.

[sparkus]

OK, change of tone and gear chaps. I was stranded in East London waiting for my job, so squeezed an hour in with Lilly at Leyton Natural Health. Good massage and the longest, slowest, teasing HJ I've had for a long time. I think I left a stain on the ceiling. Seen her a few times so I guess she knows what I needed Will do a review when I get a spare 10 mins.

For clarity this is the SP better known as Lauren.  Some posters in reviews for Zen claim she's cut back on what she offers recently.

I swung by River Kwai near there and enjoyed some big brown chebness.  No point in reviewing as it was an identical experience to the last one I posted in here.

[Moscau]

Went to Kang Yi today on Shepherds Bush Road. Met and massaged by the receptionist. I was hoping for a younger masseuse but it wasn't to be, she was, I think early 50s. Very decent massage that developed into cock tickling after 20 mins. After the flip was asked if I wanted 'him' massaging for 20 quid which I agreed. Nothing else was offered and I didn't want it or ask for it. There followed perhaps the best HR I have had. She wasn't trying to make me cum too quick but just give me pleasure for as long as need be. When I did she apologised as there was still time left and I feel she would have been happy to keep wanking me for the duration. I have seen prettier and younger women for a massage but few with more experience or a good service. Her name was Amy. 45 for an hour though I left earlier. On exiting another lady arrived same age bracket and decent looking. All in all, I would say a decent back to basics service.

[RussAbbot]

A recent trip to Woodford health, 2 choices of lady over text, picked Linda.
Linda is mid 30s, slim with A cups, facially average.
Massage was pretty boring (no training I presume), 10 mins to go I get the “been here before?”, managed to negotiate OWO for £60 (I wanted FS but she was having none of it).
Off with the mini dress and underwear, but kept stopping to say “you cum now baby” every 15 seconds.
Probably will return but will try another girl.

[LLPunting]

A recent trip to Woodford health, 2 choices of lady over text, picked Linda.
Linda is mid 30s, slim with A cups, facially average.
Massage was pretty boring (no training I presume), 10 mins to go I get the “been here before?”, managed to negotiate OWO for £60 (I wanted FS but she was having none of it).
Off with the mini dress and underwear, but kept stopping to say “you cum now baby” every 15 seconds.
Probably will return but will try another girl.

How much for the massage as assuming you're talking 60 extra for the owo?
Was this a naked OWO only or did you get b2b also?  If the latter were the slides so bad they weren't worth mentioning? Digital access to all areas or restrictions and attitude? Kissing?

If all you wanted was a clothed OWO then best save your money and use a genuine Soho walk-up with menu, not a Soho clip joint parlour.

[Jokerinpack]

Osterley Girls - MOTSPUR PARK
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Updated Rota

Monday: Eve
Tuesday: Ellen
Wednesday: Crystal
Thursday: Alisa
Friday: Cindy
Saturday: Holy
Sunday: Laura

Hi, is there a similar rota that’s been published for Osterley. I saw a girl there maybe a year back and later found out she did offer fs. I’m trying to see if I recognise a name that I can search here.

[RussAbbot]

How much for the massage as assuming you're talking 60 extra for the owo?
Was this a naked OWO only or did you get b2b also?  If the latter were the slides so bad they weren't worth mentioning? Digital access to all areas or restrictions and attitude? Kissing?

If all you wanted was a clothed OWO then best save your money and use a genuine Soho walk-up with menu, not a Soho clip joint parlour.

Good questions LL, I think the massage was £35 for 30 mins, £60 was additional. She was naked and performed owo from 69 position and instructed no CIM, touch lightly outside of pussy but nothing inside.
Boobs could be played with, though not much to play with. No slides of any sort.

Agreed on the cheaper options elsewhere, £95 will get you a lot for 30 mins. If the massage is good I don’t mind so much, but on this occasion it wasn’t worth it.

[LLPunting]

Good questions LL, I think the massage was £35 for 30 mins, £60 was additional. She was naked and performed owo from 69 position and instructed no CIM, touch lightly outside of pussy but nothing inside.
Boobs could be played with, though not much to play with. No slides of any sort.

Agreed on the cheaper options elsewhere, £95 will get you a lot for 30 mins. If the massage is good I don’t mind so much, but on this occasion it wasn’t worth it.

Thanks for the details, RA by name but a tad more sensible by nature 

Hope your explorations surface some better VFM newbies and updates worth sharing. 

[LLPunting]

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Spotted this one in passing, didn't go in but called the phone number advertised (found their ads after calling).  Asked for pricing and when quoted 35 and 55 I declined saying much cheaper in area.  Got a callback a few mins later offering 1 hr for 50 so decide to try even though still 5 too much.  Different girls on different days, sometimes 2 on duty. "Chanel" was a late 20s+, round-faced attractive Thai, slender frame in black leggings and tunic, 5'4 at most, not flat-chested but could've been anything up to strapped Ds under the concealing tunic.  English ok and she seemed friendly with an occasional smile but not overly chatty, more harried yet the place wasn't busy.  Basement treatment room was spacious, low-ceilinged, tidy and clean with a sturdy massage table, oddly the tiled floor had several fluffy rugs and there was a sofa.  Room was a little cool despite the warm weather outside.
She had no problem with me being naked but then covered my body with towels which she then shifted in well-practiced fashion as she delivered a skilled massage, back and front, for the next hour.  No intentional or accidently arousing touches and no offers of extras.  Friendly but not flirtatious occasional chat during treatment.  I didn't ask and wasn't sporting anything obviously demanding attention.  She used wet towels to wipe me down after which weren't hot.
If it weren't so out of the way and pricey I'd probably try other days and ladies for a wsws experience that would probably get you a decent massage if nothing else.

Now tried this place on Leman Street a few more times:

Juli: Brazilian MILF, 5'3"ish, 35-40, bust and booty worth admiring in whatever clothes or nakedness is offered.  Tum probably lypo'd to it's flat state.  Raven hair, great English, lovely smile and attitude, good massage skills although more inclined to run out the clock with that than offer prolonged extras.  B2b for 50.  Needs to work on her sliding skill but the boobs are rather lovely D/DDs which I haven't yet established if they're real or fake, feel great around your cock.  Respectful digits allowed but she doesn't like too much fingering so may lock you out with clamped thighs and clenched cheeks ("very nice!" says Borat).  Snuck a few cheeky licks which were well received.  M,T, Th, Fr, Sun are her supposed days but the girls do sometimes switch about coverage.

Crystal:  Colombian MILF, 5'2"ish, 35+, latte skinned, natural pretty with a slender figure and a lovely smile.  Perfect Londoner English.  Deflated Cs and some stretch marks on an otherwise taut tum, good handful of a bum.  Good massage skills.  Apparently also works in Camden (shop unnamed).  Works weekends.  She's been working in shops for a while but supposedly more of an HR girl, asked if I wanted extras and agreed to b2b then as she was shucking her clothes asked for 100 so I declined, she dressed and finished off the massage without any further fuss.  Shame about the pricing because she's otherwise very MILFy.

Pinky:  Thai, 5', cheeky granny carrying a fair bit of timber and slack, with ok English, haven't yet tried, may not.  Didn't baulk when I asked about extras so she's an old, experienced hand.  Who might sensibly take reasonable payments rather than try the silliness of Crystal.

The lady who handles the phone comms is practically monosyllabic so getting info is mostly fruitless.  She doesn't give names just nationalities.  You may be able to negotiate a discount with her and the girls take her instruction when taking payment before entry.  There are a couple of really pretty Thai girls doing nails and other lady treatments upstairs, a real shame...

[londonhas]

Another visit to Qi at Angel tube, got an hour massage.

Receptionist started massage as other girls were occupied. Started with a shower and happy beginning followed by firm massage. 15min later asked if I would like to swap to one of the lady and agreed once offered a bit of 4 hands during the transition. Reception did some back walking and new girl did legs. After 5-10min of "complimentary 4 hands" , receptionist left me alone to the capable hands of new lady. More firm massage and then a happy ending and shower to finish. Left pretty sore and relaxed and happy.

[sparkus]

Another visit to Qi at Angel tube, got an hour massage.

Receptionist started massage as other girls were occupied. Started with a shower and happy beginning followed by firm massage. 15min later asked if I would like to swap to one of the lady and agreed once offered a bit of 4 hands during the transition. Reception did some back walking and new girl did legs. After 5-10min of "complimentary 4 hands" , receptionist left me alone to the capable hands of new lady. More firm massage and then a happy ending and shower to finish. Left pretty sore and relaxed and happy.

Did you pay tips to both or just the new girl?

[jj8989]

This is such a mega Chad thread. Should consider adding mini reviews as an additional form of contribution under profile name Lol

[StevenSELondon]

This is such a mega Chad thread. Should consider adding mini reviews as an additional form of contribution under profile name Lol

What's a Chad thread?!

[StevenSELondon]

No name gathered = no review.

Elements, Earl's Court.  Weekday afternoon visit.
Walk-up as always.
2nd visit.

Only a few details to share.

Room:  in the basement, clean but dated. Low ceilings. Sink only.
Service: 40 mins of totally legit (and bloody firm!) massage.
Proposal: HR £40, topless £60, naked £100

Accepted 'sensual w/ HE' £40, wouldnt budge (shudda just turned it down - i know, let the team down)

Service V2: 15 mins of cc swipes and reach unders + 10 mins tantric post-turn. No offer of shower and I was given tissue to clean myself.

Girl: Early 30s, bleach blonde, 5'6, beautiful, Eastern European.   Fairly chatty and very friendly. Very coy when asked for name and where from. 'North London' was as good as I got!
Typically works TWaT.

Return?  Probably not. Girl was beautiful,  and the fun part was much fun. Price, lack of 'after service' and the decor do not scream out for a return visit. 1st experience here was similar, albeit with an Indian Girl. Will stick to Healthy Glow when in the area.

[StevenSELondon]

No name gathered = no review.

Elements, Earl's Court.  Weekday afternoon visit.
Walk-up as always.
2nd visit.

Only a few details to share.

Room:  in the basement, clean but dated. Low ceilings. Sink only.
Service: 40 mins of totally legit (and bloody firm!) massage.
Proposal: HR £40, topless £60, naked £100

Accepted 'sensual w/ HE' £40, wouldnt budge (shudda just turned it down - i know, let the team down)

Service V2: 15 mins of cc swipes and reach unders + 10 mins tantric post-turn. No offer of shower and I was given tissue to clean myself.

Girl: Early 30s, bleach blonde, 5'6, beautiful, Eastern European.   Fairly chatty and very friendly. Very coy when asked for name and where from. 'North London' was as good as I got!
Typically works TWaT.

Return?  Probably not. Girl was beautiful,  and the fun part was much fun. Price, lack of 'after service' and the decor do not scream out for a return visit. 1st experience here was similar, albeit with an Indian Girl. Will stick to Healthy Glow when in the area.

To add, 1hr relaxing massage £50

[sparkus]

What's a Chad thread?!

I'm assuming something to do with the nemesis of incels.

[StevenSELondon]

Just googled, not sure whether we're being offended or complimented.

[lougb1]

Just googled, not sure whether we're being offended or complimented.

On that definition I have seen I am not a chad... 

[londonhas]

Did you pay tips to both or just the new girl?

I was planning to pay £40 total to one girl, at the end split it £20 each. Paid them at the end separately. Newbies might get charged £30 per, YMMV.

[sparkus]

I was planning to pay £40 total to one girl, at the end split it £20 each. Paid them at the end separately. Newbies might get charged £30 per, YMMV.

Years ago you'd get the odd freebie 4 hands if the shop wasn't busy/had a trainee, even the extras part with two topless. Not had anything like this in years now though

[y101y]

Years ago you'd get the odd freebie 4 hands if the shop wasn't busy/had a trainee, even the extras part with two topless. Not had anything like this in years now though

Closest I’ve ever had to that was a “massage” in a private flat in Lambeth many years back, but in reality it was just paying to fuck two women at once. The massage lasted about 5 minutes.


Oh and at the start of the pandemic I visited a place near the excel and was banging one of the masseuses while the shop owner showed me her tits! Wasn’t a freebie though as it cost me £20 for the flashing haha! Think I posted a review on here about that experience.

[DickiePunting]

Date: 23-Sep-21
Location: Yunji Healthcare, West Ken

Was in the neighbourhood and had some time to spare. Had a wonder around the area and there’s a few parlours within 300 yards of each other. I decided on Yunji as they had most visible reception and could see who was working (Everywhere else had frosted glass).
Greeted by Helen. Asked for 30mins for 30. She said she’s 32 though would put at late 30s. Nice pair of c’s, small tummy but others quite delightful. Works thurs, sat, sun. 20/40 but then asked if anything else on offer. We agreed in full service which I paid 100 (I know I know. I don’t do this often enough). Would go back!

[Billybong]

Walked around Chinatown couple of days ago.  Newport Court place by souvenir shop had woman in leather look dress, bit of cleavage, said 30 massage, 20 he, 50 b2b, I said 30 she said ok if you come now and don’t tell anyone!  I carried on walking.

Carried on up Newport court and the green painted shop seemed quiet, rearranged interior and no girls sat around.

On to the top and round the corner to little Newport street.  Stopped at Hong Ning by older woman in dark dress.  She said name is Nana and had been in China last 2 years. 

On down to the place where the girls stand in the passageway.  Beckoned by 40 ish yo and she asked if I remembered her and that her name is Julie.  Tight red dress, not too unattractive but I passed and walked back up LNS.  Again stopped by Nana, she said she would do anything, everything.

Dodged past and up Lisle Steet, no one other than woman behind counter in Everwell.

Walked to end Lisle St, and round corner to Mubao.

Woman sat in doorway said name is Nancy, bleached hair and thick lipstick, massage 30 and her menu was he 20, b2b 40 and bj 60.  Opted for b2b.
Down stairs, paid 30 at desk and into room.  Both undressed together.  She gave me a touch and than lay face down.  Straight away climbed onto back , grinding her bits all over.  Then reach unders before turn.  Straight on top offering tits to mouth and moving all over.  Fair but not big tits and shaven.  Then lay beside on table and gave a slow sensual he, at all times encouraging touching.  Very pleasant, said she was 28.

[wrappedgoanna69]

Another visit to Qi at Angel tube, got an hour massage.

Receptionist started massage as other girls were occupied. Started with a shower and happy beginning followed by firm massage. 15min later asked if I would like to swap to one of the lady and agreed once offered a bit of 4 hands during the transition. Reception did some back walking and new girl did legs. After 5-10min of "complimentary 4 hands" , receptionist left me alone to the capable hands of new lady. More firm massage and then a happy ending and shower to finish. Left pretty sore and relaxed and happy.

This happened to me. I find that receptionist quite pushy and now I avoid the place when she is working. Do you happen to know what ladies were on? When I do go I tend to go on Monday or Tuesday as that's when I tend to get Beneta. I don't mind the middle aged blond eastern european woman who works Monday either.

[sparkus]

Closest I’ve ever had to that was a “massage” in a private flat in Lambeth many years back, but in reality it was just paying to fuck two women at once. The massage lasted about 5 minutes.


Oh and at the start of the pandemic I visited a place near the excel and was banging one of the masseuses while the shop owner showed me her tits! Wasn’t a freebie though as it cost me £20 for the flashing haha! Think I posted a review on here about that experience.

Her face and neck look quite leathery in the Gumtree ad photos so I dread to think etc

[jichael mackson]

Date: 23-Sep-21
Location: Yunji Healthcare, West Ken

Was in the neighbourhood and had some time to spare. Had a wonder around the area and there’s a few parlours within 300 yards of each other. I decided on Yunji as they had most visible reception and could see who was working (Everywhere else had frosted glass).
Greeted by Helen. Asked for 30mins for 30. She said she’s 32 though would put at late 30s. Nice pair of c’s, small tummy but others quite delightful. Works thurs, sat, sun. 20/40 but then asked if anything else on offer. We agreed in full service which I paid 100 (I know I know. I don’t do this often enough). Would go back!

Was there any kissing, oral involved? Did she provide the rubber? Did you get straight to it from the off?

[DickiePunting]

Was there any kissing, oral involved? Did she provide the rubber? Did you get straight to it from the off?

No kissing. Rubber provided. She did kiss nipples etc.

Pretty much from the off… or within 5 min.

[Biggie6969]

Bamboo spa Hendon - I was going TOFTT yesterday ..turned up and given 3 choices - Alina (Rom) apparently / and can't remember the others - but no one was free for an hour or so sadly went on my way 
anyone reviewed this establishment recently as reviews seem old.
and also do they rotate between here and Elite spa in Finchley.

[Griffin75]

Got up this morning feeling horny - so looked at what options were available.

Visited the place next to Elverson road DLR in Lewisham.

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Phone: 07470806668

Lady on the phone was friendly said two girls were available and could pop over..

I don't live far so got there around 11:45.

The two girls were not amazingly attractive but the one called Kelly took my eye most. Maybe 5.4 height wise; long dark hair.. A bit of a tummy (maybe had a kid) but decent cleavage showing which was the clincher!

Think they have two rooms - but got the larger one which was decent size with a good working shower and massage table.

Kelly eventually came in and i paid the upfront fee (£25 for 30mins) - i got naked and on the table and she started with a decent soft massage (I asked for soft)..
I deliberately lifted my body up a little and she took the hint and made nice strokes around my bum area which meant we both knew what the score was.
She then asked me what else i wanted and we agreed on an extra 60 for B2B and Oral.

She then stripped and i got on my back and she started to kiss my body all over and rub herself on me a bit...  only outside of pussy near my cock.
She then proceeded to give me one of the best blowjobs (OWO) i've ever had sloppy; amazing deepthroat where she kept her mouth to the base of my cock for extended periods and started to get turned on a bit herself.. When she came up for breath - i started to finger her and from being dry she started to get obviously wet - at this point her pecks on my mouth turned into proper full on french kissing...

She then got on the table with her mouth on the side and I basically fucked her mouth as deep and as hard as i liked..
Eventually I then get back on the table and she sucked me vigourously to a very enjoyable CIM (can't remember if she spat or not but am not that bothered myself)..

Was good to see she then had a shower (I had one as well after) and we exchanged pleasantries (she said she works there sat, sun and mon)..

She was very complimentary to me as I left.
I have a feeling this is one of those times you get where the lady takes a bit of a shine to you - so given this can be so hit and miss was happy to luck out a bit.

Cheers.

[Fuzzyduck]

No name gathered = no review.

Elements, Earl's Court.  Weekday afternoon visit.
Walk-up as always.
2nd visit.

Only a few details to share.

Room:  in the basement, clean but dated. Low ceilings. Sink only.
Service: 40 mins of totally legit (and bloody firm!) massage.
Proposal: HR £40, topless £60, naked £100

Accepted 'sensual w/ HE' £40, wouldnt budge (shudda just turned it down - i know, let the team down)

Service V2: 15 mins of cc swipes and reach unders + 10 mins tantric post-turn. No offer of shower and I was given tissue to clean myself.

Girl: Early 30s, bleach blonde, 5'6, beautiful, Eastern European.   Fairly chatty and very friendly. Very coy when asked for name and where from. 'North London' was as good as I got!
Typically works TWaT.

Return?  Probably not. Girl was beautiful,  and the fun part was much fun. Price, lack of 'after service' and the decor do not scream out for a return visit. 1st experience here was similar, albeit with an Indian Girl. Will stick to Healthy Glow when in the area.

I understand there's some inflation recently but that pricing is ridiculous. Full B2B used to be £50-60 there. £100 for naked? Piss take.

[alexm40]

Date: 23-Sep-21
Location: Yunji Healthcare, West Ken

Was in the neighbourhood and had some time to spare. Had a wonder around the area and there’s a few parlours within 300 yards of each other. I decided on Yunji as they had most visible reception and could see who was working (Everywhere else had frosted glass).
Greeted by Helen. Asked for 30mins for 30. She said she’s 32 though would put at late 30s. Nice pair of c’s, small tummy but others quite delightful. Works thurs, sat, sun. 20/40 but then asked if anything else on offer. We agreed in full service which I paid 100 (I know I know. I don’t do this often enough). Would go back!

Glad to hear you had a good one there. Had a complete difference experience 2 or 3 weeks ago. Mediocre massage with no hints of extras, even after the turn over (and I was naked). 5mn or so before the end, the question popped: want a hj? Nothing more was offered and hj was very mechanical. Paid £20 and didn't bother to ask her name. She was chinese, probably 30', average. Will go back on Thursday then!

[jichael mackson]

Glad to hear you had a good one there. Had a complete difference experience 2 or 3 weeks ago. Mediocre massage with no hints of extras, even after the turn over (and I was naked). 5mn or so before the end, the question popped: want a hj? Nothing more was offered and hj was very mechanical. Paid £20 and didn't bother to ask her name. She was chinese, probably 30', average. Will go back on Thursday then!

Try haggle a better deal. £130 half hour FS is poor value for a massage shop.

[y101y]

Her face and neck look quite leathery in the Gumtree ad photos so I dread to think etc

Believe it or not, her tits are magnificent! Like the tits of a woman 25 years younger, which is definitely surprising given her now leathery face.

I had seen the tits and body before when she offered FS on my first visit a year or so earlier, so I knew what I was in for.

[LLPunting]

...

I have a feeling this is one of those times you get where the lady takes a bit of a shine to you - so given this can be so hit and miss was happy to luck out a bit.

Cheers.

Glad you felt special, Kelly has that ability.  What you got is not so exclusive.  If you pay what she asks then you get a decent seeing to.  Alas what you got was at her new higher price, she's given the same and more for 20 less.  She put weight on over the lockdown and her gut is pretty hefty.
At 85 for 30 mins she's a good shout if you need that service considering the crazy +30 or surcharge that many SPs seem to be trying for OWO/CIM.  But if you're after FS then it's worth considering all the other decent SPs you can get for 80+ per 30 mins or even the 100-120 ph inclusive girls as they will all be in better shape and prettier.
Don't just agree to the prices here, the girls are getting greedy and with the interest this review will generate you can expect them to be worse.
Remember that anything more than +60 for this lot and you're paying 150ph agency girl rates for older, out-of-shape Chinese matrons in a tatty parlour with no beds and don't bother if they give you the smaller room, which is little more than a cupboard.

[Griffin75]

Good feedback cheers!
I don’t use parlours often so not really sure whether haggling is ok and also what is VFM.
Noted for future visits..
Any recommendations in the nearby vicinity?

[SamuelJackson88]

Glad you felt special, Kelly has that ability.  What you got is not so exclusive.  If you pay what she asks then you get a decent seeing to.  Alas what you got was at her new higher price, she's given the same and more for 20 less.  She put weight on over the lockdown and her gut is pretty hefty.
At 85 for 30 mins she's a good shout if you need that service considering the crazy +30 or surcharge that many SPs seem to be trying for OWO/CIM.  But if you're after FS then it's worth considering all the other decent SPs you can get for 80+ per 30 mins or even the 100-120 ph inclusive girls as they will all be in better shape and prettier.
Don't just agree to the prices here, the girls are getting greedy and with the interest this review will generate you can expect them to be worse.
Remember that anything more than +60 for this lot and you're paying 150ph agency girl rates for older, out-of-shape Chinese matrons in a tatty parlour with no beds and don't bother if they give you the smaller room, which is little more than a cupboard.

Hi LL, I visited skyline recently based on your review. I’m gonna to type up a review but I wanted to ask you something first. Could you PM me so I can PM you back please? Thank you.

[LLPunting]

Hi LL, I visited skyline recently based on your review. I’m gonna to type up a review but I wanted to ask you something first. Could you PM me so I can PM you back please? Thank you.

Who'd you see?

[SamuelJackson88]

Who'd you see?

Sam. That’s why I tried to PM you but I don’t have those privileges yet. Would you be able to PM me first please so I can respond? Thank you.

[LLPunting]

Sam. That’s why I tried to PM you but I don’t have those privileges yet. Would you be able to PM me first please so I can respond? Thank you.

Sam?  Review?  I mentioned her in passing in July and soon decided to not repeat but FlaccidChimp broke the news on her in June.

[SamuelJackson88]

Sam?  Review?  I mentioned her in passing in July and soon decided to not repeat but FlaccidChimp broke the news on her in June.

It was in regards to some posts you made about her that I wanted to discuss in private but never mind.

[LLPunting]

It was in regards to some posts you made about her that I wanted to discuss in private but never mind.

If it's about the lady then best to post your review and raise any questions about her there as I'm sure there are others here who have seen her more recently and probably more often than my 2 times in July.  If it's about the scars I mentioned then all I know is just what I saw and my (paranoid) inferences which were just that.

[JackNastyFace]

In a strangely good mood yesterday, I visited Health Clinic in Cricklewood. Five of the seven girls were available, so I paid 30 for 30 and asked to see them all, figuring one must be good. Wrong!  I prefer slim girls and all of these were decidedly on the chunky side — nor, in my opinion (and it is all personal) especially pretty.  HC doesn't do refunds, so I had to settle for a refund.  That hard-selling matron was telling me to stay for this girl, or come back for that one, and kept saying "why?" when I said I didn't like any of them.  Kinda a dumb question; it's down to taste, innit.  Eventually I just tuned her out, took the voucher and skedaddled. 

In all my visits there, that's definitely the least tempting line-up I've seen.  Similar to Emily's, I wonder if standards are slipping (or if there's simply less good options, forcing them to slip)...

I think one of the ones I saw was the aforementioned African girl.  She had a nice smile but was also on the big side.

[sparkus]

In a strangely good mood yesterday, I visited Health Clinic in Cricklewood. Five of the seven girls were available, so I paid 30 for 30 and asked to see them all, figuring one must be good. Wrong!  I prefer slim girls and all of these were decidedly on the chunky side — nor, in my opinion (and it is all personal) especially pretty.  HC doesn't do refunds, so I had to settle for a refund.  That hard-selling matron was telling me to stay for this girl, or come back for that one, and kept saying "why?" when I said I didn't like any of them.  Kinda a dumb question; it's down to taste, innit.  Eventually I just tuned her out, took the voucher and skedaddled. 

In all my visits there, that's definitely the least tempting line-up I've seen.  Similar to Emily's, I wonder if standards are slipping (or if there's simply less good options, forcing them to slip)...

I think one of the ones I saw was the aforementioned African girl.  She had a nice smile but was also on the big side.

Is the aforementioned African Nigerian Betty? It may help others here if you describe that "big side"...

[hugo.freeman]

Bamboo spa Hendon - I was going TOFTT yesterday ..turned up and given 3 choices - Alina (Rom) apparently / and can't remember the others - but no one was free for an hour or so sadly went on my way 
anyone reviewed this establishment recently as reviews seem old.
and also do they rotate between here and Elite spa in Finchley.

Have you tried searching?  I reviewed only week before last and I commented on this thread maybe one page before. 

[JackNastyFace]

Is the aforementioned African Nigerian Betty? It may help others here if you describe that "big side"...

I thiiiink it is, but wouldn't swear to it — she just said "hello", not her name, as they all did.  Description-wise, bear in mind I'm going on a 1-2-second glimpse here: Size 12; big ass.  Not sure about boobs, but I'd imagine they're also healthy.   

Knowing HC, I'd take the African thing with a pinch of salt anyway - she might just as easily be French!

[sparkus]

I thiiiink it is, but wouldn't swear to it — she just said "hello", not her name, as they all did.  Description-wise, bear in mind I'm going on a 1-2-second glimpse here: Size 12; big ass.  Not sure about boobs, but I'd imagine they're also healthy.   

Knowing HC, I'd take the African thing with a pinch of salt anyway - she might just as easily be French!

Even so, chebony SPs in massage shops are a rarity.

Apart from the obvious Poles, I'd need to see a passport and possibly her parents on Zoom to take any of the professed nationalities seriously in there.

[Biggie6969]

Have you tried searching?  I reviewed only week before last and I commented on this thread maybe one page before.

I'll have a look HF
cheers

[LLPunting]

Finally got round to visiting the infamous Lora of Leytonstone High Road (Stratford end) and was serviced very pleasantly by this hospitable, veteran pro.
Her boobs were less legendary than I'd been hyped to expect but they were lovely all the same.  She feigned appreciation of my caressing and fiddling as she pulled my pump til the hose was hissing empty.  She's carrying a fair bit of timber below the bustline so her no nudity clause wasn't a deal-breaker.  65 for 1 hr with topless HR that was a very pleasurable 20+ mins.  Don't regret trying but probably won't be repeating as she's too far for such a limited service.  If it were possibly to get RO or OWO then that'd make her a decent destination or failsafe for other recces to the area.

She uses a room that's very exposed to all the patrons and staff of the salon it's in so those of a nervous disposition may want to spare their nerves.  EVERYONE knew what I'd just experienced when I left, there were a couple of EE girls on staff I wouldn't have minded some treatment from.

[sparkus]

Finally got round to visiting the infamous Lora of Leytonstone High Road (Stratford end) and was serviced very pleasantly by this hospitable, veteran pro.
Her boobs were less legendary than I'd been hyped to expect but they were lovely all the same.  She feigned appreciation of my caressing and fiddling as she pulled my pump til the hose was hissing empty.  She's carrying a fair bit of timber below the bustline so her no nudity clause wasn't a deal-breaker.  65 for 1 hr with topless HR that was a very pleasurable 20+ mins.  Don't regret trying but probably won't be repeating as she's too far for such a limited service.  If it were possibly to get RO or OWO then that'd make her a decent destination or failsafe for other recces to the area.

She uses a room that's very exposed to all the patrons and staff of the salon it's in so those of a nervous disposition may want to spare their nerves.  EVERYONE knew what I'd just experienced when I left, there were a couple of EE girls on staff I wouldn't have minded some treatment from.

Now down to three (The Kwai, second Zen branch and Lora/Bella) but there used to be four shops near each other, which is a decent recce-worthy trek by East London standards (Siam Thai is also about 20 mins walk from her if you fancy a trip through Beirut).

Wouldn't say no to an oral finish while holding the chebs but can't imagine RO would be up to much, no offence.

[LLPunting]

Finally got round to visiting the infamous Lora of Leytonstone High Road (Stratford end) and was serviced very pleasantly by this hospitable, veteran pro.
Her boobs were less legendary than I'd been hyped to expect but they were lovely all the same.  She feigned appreciation of my caressing and fiddling as she pulled my pump til the hose was hissing empty.  She's carrying a fair bit of timber below the bustline so her no nudity clause wasn't a deal-breaker.  65 for 1 hr with topless HR that was a very pleasurable 20+ mins.  Don't regret trying but probably won't be repeating as she's too far for such a limited service.  If it were possibly to get RO or OWO then that'd make her a decent destination or failsafe for other recces to the area.

She uses a room that's very exposed to all the patrons and staff of the salon it's in so those of a nervous disposition may want to spare their nerves.  EVERYONE knew what I'd just experienced when I left, there were a couple of EE girls on staff I wouldn't have minded some treatment from.

Correction this was a 30 min session with 15+ mins of fun for 55 quid, so a tad pricey but all other comments still apply to the encounter.  Got my mental notes mixed up with another EE in Stratford, review to follow.