Swung by the "new" Chinese in Balham (Bedford Hill next to Pho) yesterday, for first time in months to see if it was still trading. They've now got a changing screen up to block view through front door down the passage to the rooms.
Met by a 30-something, slim 5'3"ish, plain but attractive, Chinese woman who apparently spoke almost no English. Probably looks nice with make-up on. Attitude was uncomprehending rather than dismissive or welcoming. She couldn't understand me when I asked if any other girls were available. Decided to try 30 mins. Saw another body sleeping on the massage table in the first room I passed but failed to ask to be introduced

Led to second small room with a small shower cubicle in corner. She left me to get undressed and showed no surprise when she returned and I was naked, face down on the table. She put on some music before starting. All small indicators that extras would be offered. She pressed my back with some strength but no particular knowledge of where or how to find the knots that needed attention. After a few mins oiling my back she gently applied oil to my buttocks and legs in a sensual way that left no doubt she was going to offer more, her final touch was cupping my balls in an oil-filled palm before she whispered "body body?"
I offered 40 immediately regretting not trying a cheeky 30, this place seems so quiet the girls might just accept. That said the attitude might stink as a result.
She undressed without flourish to reveal a milky complexion, bush bellow and some pleasingly soft Bs with half inch bullet nips. No obvious stretch marks so perhaps not a mamma. She tried to up-sell me for 20 more by cupping her boobs and saying "Kissy". I told her all included in body to body. She didn't try arguing (or understanding?). She took a confident, oily grasp of my erection and lent over to press her boobs to me. I was permitted finger access between her legs. Managed to cajole her to straddling me but she didn't try to ridge-ride my cock, she was plainly trying to avoid any genital to genital contact. She was reluctantly responsive to my digital attention to her clit and once astride my belly did nothing with her hips to encourage me. I softly played with her tits and nipples and stole a kiss or two on them without protest. She never angled her pussy forward or aft to offer open access to her puss but she was slowly giving in to fingertips making entrance to her moistening hole. Throughout she maintained a steady, oily, firm rhythm of long-stroking my cock so despite all the frustration she was working it up to a lather. As I got two fingertips inside her and she started to gasp her relentless, single-handed attention finished me off. She continued to stroke until I was spent then matter of factly dismounted and cleaned me with some loo roll. The sensuality quotient of this encounter never got much above 2/10.
I am curious to see if a repeat visit will increase mileage but I won't be in a rush to find out so no doubt she'll be gone before I try.
On exit I saw the other woman was now sitting on the couch in reception. DAMN!! She was a very pretty, slim 20-something that I would definitely have preferred if offered. Didn't have the wad to give her a go.
May try later this week to see if she's still there though won't be surprised if she's equally dispassionate and unable to speak English.
Both girls definitely better looking than previous offerings here. Failed to get names as I just couldn't be arsed to struggle with the conversation.