London massage shop mini reviews

[LLPunting]

Met Alice at San Ling Swiss Cottage a few weeks back.  She's in better shape and possibly a bit younger than most of the mamas at this place, about 5'3", A/B cups, round faced, typical slightly horsey over-bite in need of some dental care.  She makes all nicey nicey to get you into the room.  Her attitude is markedly more performance (and insincere) than the other girls here.  She has strong fingers and can dig into knots, her skills though are inexact so she's causing "bad" pressure pain on bones rather than "good" pain in tight muscles.  Asks regularly if things ok, which is her invitation for you to state if you want something else (i.e. extra).  Given the nod she abandons all massage and zeroes in for tackle fondling.  She pinches and nips nipples without enquiring if that's what you like.  This girl is all routine, no finesse.  She then asked what services and how much.  I told her what I'd paid others she told me she costs more wanting 10-20 more than the others for each level of extra, so I declined.  She reverted to desultory massage mode and tried to upsell me her services several more times as the clock ticked down, I declined.  She complained loudly in Mandarin once she left the room.  Thankfully I only suffered 30 mins of this abuse.

This girl is the typical mercenary and one to be avoided at this place.   

[Twotall]

I had an hour to spare before my train and wanted to get out of the heat for half an hour. Nipped into the first spa I saw by Euston which happened to be completely legit. Siam Body and Soul but not a single Thai in sight.

Massage was by Tanya from the Ukraine and given it was just half an hour was fairly thorough. She managed to crack my back and neck (by whipping it to the side like some kind of Bond villainess). Other than spouting the odd bit of baloney about my spine being able to breathe better after she had got the air out of it) I was impressed.

I wasn’t too bothered about the lack of extras, I was too hot for a start and the health assessment form I was handed at the start after I’d paid thirty quid for the half hour was a dead giveaway.

I think we ran over by about five to ten minutes and I Tanya offered to show me where the showers were but I wanted to get to the station so made my excuses and she left me to get dressed. Leaving this in case anyone is thinking of going and I can save them a disappointment. While J was waiting a bloke rang testing the waters. I could hear the girl on the phone explaining that you pay when you go in and it’s a professional service so I think she knew the subtext. Pity as Tanya was a nice girl but there were a coupe of really tidy looking girls on the way out. All European looking.

[furstud]

I've read a lot of good things about Monica at Nova Anima, but hear she is out for a while. Has anyone visited the new therapist, Alice?

[Jonestown]

I've read a lot of good things about Monica at Nova Anima, but hear she is out for a while. Has anyone visited the new therapist, Alice?

This is the old GinSeng / Organic Remedies shop yes ?

I've not seen Alice, or Monica come to that, but I have seen Lulu the Korean girl, very attractive, good figure, gives a vey strong professional massage and is adventurous within limits.

[Ardras]

In addition to the links above, beware of this AW profile for the Catford Operation:  External Link/Members Only

When you went to the place on Culverly Road was it just a general 'this will be a shit punt' vibe you got from it or was there something else that put you off?

[Solran]

For anyone interested today at Emily’s in Lewisham are leyla (Argentina) and Tara (American /Brazilian).

[LLPunting]

When you went to the place on Culverly Road was it just a general 'this will be a shit punt' vibe you got from it or was there something else that put you off?

Just a vibe.  It's very much like the infamous place on Lavender Hill, Clapham with it's dim, pink atmosphere, though granted not in the basement.  It's billed as massage but is a straight up knocking shop.
The girls could be good here (until they rota out) but since no-one's mentioned the place much I think that speaks volumes.  When I made to walk the security guy suddenly discovered his English comprehension and tried to hold me up so he could call the boss and find me a masseuse.  That smacked of desperation rather than amazing customer service.  Didn't wait to find out who would appear and didn't ask what the rate would be. 

[Ardras]

Just a vibe.  It's very much like the infamous place on Lavender Hill, Clapham with it's dim, pink atmosphere, though granted not in the basement.  It's billed as massage but is a straight up knocking shop.
The girls could be good here (until they rota out) but since no-one's mentioned the place much I think that speaks volumes.  When I made to walk the security guy suddenly discovered his English comprehension and tried to hold me up so he could call the boss and find me a masseuse.  That smacked of desperation rather than amazing customer service.  Didn't wait to find out who would appear and didn't ask what the rate would be.

Fair enough, thanks. Sounds like one of those places that should be left as a last resort or if you fancy having a (rather miniscule) choice in front of you. If I ever get desperate I might go down there but something in the back of my mind's telling me it'd probably be a waste of money.

[LLPunting]

Fair enough, thanks. Sounds like one of those places that should be left as a last resort or if you fancy having a (rather miniscule) choice in front of you. If I ever get desperate I might go down there but something in the back of my mind's telling me it'd probably be a waste of money.

I used to do ok at the Clapham joint, management used to let me know about new girls the security guy was always pleasant to me, if the girl turned out to be crap they'd try to make good.   I'm just stuck in a massage phase at present and prefer to get a sense of the girl for a little less cash before commiting to spend on extras.  It may end up costing 10 more for 30 mins but the hour cost is about the same or better once you find a willing girl.  With the parlours struggling to recruit and retain talent I'm getting to the point where I may switch back to upfront brasses but the dire state of the sub 120 market isn't very encouraging.  Am reluctant to head back into 150+ territory because that would more than halve the amount of fucking, for that kind of impact I'd rather step back into Seeking and finding civvies.

[Ardras]

I used to do ok at the Clapham joint, management used to let me know about new girls the security guy was always pleasant to me, if the girl turned out to be crap they'd try to make good.   I'm just stuck in a massage phase at present and prefer to get a sense of the girl for a little less cash before commiting to spend on extras.  It may end up costing 10 more for 30 mins but the hour cost is about the same or better once you find a willing girl.  With the parlours struggling to recruit and retain talent I'm getting to the point where I may switch back to upfront brasses but the dire state of the sub 120 market isn't very encouraging.  Am reluctant to head back into 150+ territory because that would more than halve the amount of fucking, for that kind of impact I'd rather step back into Seeking and finding civvies.

I can only speak for myself but for me +150 is too much money unless you're getting an experience you'll remember when you're stuck in a home with dementia fifty years later. Below 150 it's a minefield of trying to get VFM and avoiding shit SPs and establishments. It's partly why I'm sticking to massages at the moment because like you said if you find one you click with it's usually cheaper/around the same price as a standard escort. Really goes to prove how invaluable threads like these are.

[Wankingdead]

Went the other day to a new massage house in Bexleyheath Abbey Road. The ad states beautiful slim young masseuse, called the number on the add, answered by a young voice reasonable English, place is a flat with a direct door opening on a side road beside a tattoo shop, quiet and discreet, door opened by a middle aged Chinese early forties or maybe late thirties. Nice legs body size 8 dark shoulder length curly hair.
I followed her up the stairs to a small room low bed fresh sheet and the usual red tinged lighting. Her English was very poor, I gave her £80 for massage b2b, she went to stash the cash while I made myself comfortable, she came back and stood watching me take off my boxers and seemed to enjoy the view, massage began on my back with her down to her bra and knickers. Okeyish massage but I quickly moved my hand to her thigh and she giggled, encouraged I moved to her groin area and played with her clit through her pants, I could feel them getting soaked and she let off a quiet moan, She then took off her bra revealing a fantastic pair of hooters, among the best I have seen this year she oiled her chest and mini me and started to give a tit wank, This was delivered reasonably well then she took off her pants and gave a good frontage, I full access to her body and we had fk with a shy tongue licking the lips, She then lay beside me and we continued the rubbing and fingering and kissing, I eventually came between our bellies took a shower and left. While there I saw two more massage rooms with decent looking tables and another young lady. The one I had is called Chai-ree or something like that. Clean modern bath, clean towels. All in all a good experience.

[LLPunting]

Went the other day to a new massage house in Bexleyheath Abbey Road. The ad states beautiful slim young masseuse, called the number on the add, answered by a young voice reasonable English, place is a flat with a direct door opening on a side road beside a tattoo shop, quiet and discreet, door opened by a middle aged Chinese early forties or maybe late thirties. Nice legs body size 8 dark shoulder length curly hair.
I followed her up the stairs to a small room low bed fresh sheet and the usual red tinged lighting. Her English was very poor, I gave her £80 for massage b2b, she went to stash the cash while I made myself comfortable, she came back and stood watching me take off my boxers and seemed to enjoy the view, massage began on my back with her down to her bra and knickers. Okeyish massage but I quickly moved my hand to her thigh and she giggled, encouraged I moved to her groin area and played with her clit through her pants, I could feel them getting soaked and she let off a quiet moan, She then took off her bra revealing a fantastic pair of hooters, among the best I have seen this year she oiled her chest and mini me and started to give a tit wank, This was delivered reasonably well then she took off her pants and gave a good frontage, I full access to her body and we had fk with a shy tongue licking the lips, She then lay beside me and we continued the rubbing and fingering and kissing, I eventually came between our bellies took a shower and left. While there I saw two more massage rooms with decent looking tables and another young lady. The one I had is called Chai-ree or something like that. Clean modern bath, clean towels. All in all a good experience.

Thanks for the lead.     Link to add or number you called?

[Jonestown]

Walked through china town this evening first time for ages, noticed Be Health Red Door on Shaftsbury has gone.

[Wankingdead]

+44 7577 006816
07405 024135
These are the numbers for the place in Bexleyheath

[sparkus]

+44 7577 006816
07405 024135
These are the numbers for the place in Bexleyheath

Any particular estimate on the bra size?

[rebelsurge]

Walked through china town this evening first time for ages, noticed Be Health Red Door on Shaftsbury has gone.

98 has been closed maybe a year.
Nearby 93 is still open.

[jeevan1]

Any particular estimate on the bra size?

I've been to this place several most of the girls are pretty fit I normally pay 75 for 30 mins have had varied service most allow full touching got owo from 1 full service from a few bug overall pretty good service all the time but one bit of advice check clearly the discription of the girl age size etc before booking

[Wankingdead]

Any particular estimate on the bra size?

34d

[Wankingdead]

Emma massage welling
Went back to see Lili? Or Elli, 26 decent looking Chinese, 5:3, size 6 dress, small responsive tits probably a pair of a’s, hairy puss with large lips, when I saw her undercarriage I thought at first fuck me she has a dick and memories of Pattaya came flooding back, I double checked what was agreed, massage owo and sex, all confirmed handed £80 for 45 minutes and she got down to work, gave a reasonable suck and fuck folowed by a nice cold shower,
Left reasonably satisfied

[Platinum]

Natural for You, Station Road, East Barnet

Saturday morning walked in without booking, paid £45 for an hour.  Was assigned a reasonably pretty, milfy dark-haired Chinese lady whose name I forget.  Nice enough room with wide massage table and shower but no towel provided, which I took to be a good sign that extras would be on offer.  I do enjoy the suspense however and I found a clean towel in a little cupboard in the room so undressed, lay down on my front and covered myself with the towel.

Massage was really good and strong. She found all the knots and worked on them.  Best bit was she climbed on the table and straddled me during the massage, which was again a good sign but she was careful not to go anywhere sensitive.

About 30 minutes in she popped the question and offered HE for 20 or B2B for 40. I opted for B2B and she asked for the money up front. Then she proceeded to deliver a very sensual B2B. It wasn’t the perfunctory rubbing of tits; it was proper use of her whole body.

When I turned over I made a move to give RO and she didn’t resist. She ended up on the table with her legs wide open and I had the most enjoyable time licking her. She enjoyed herself too. Finished of with her giving me HE while I was still licking her.

She had a slight belly but otherwise quite a trim figure but not too busty, maybe B cup. Had a full bush though, which doesn’t bother me but may be a problem for some.

[LLPunting]

Just tried Only Love London (Hua Xia) TCM in Swiss Cottage External Link/Members Only, 
Rose - AVOID. 
Attractive Chinese MILF, shoulder length black hair, probably 40s, size 8-10, A/Bs under her frock, smooth skin, small fine featured face, 5'2"ish with good English and all nice on the sell during a mediocre massage but after she had the cash the service was reluctant and not what was hinted at. 
30 for 30, 45 for 60. 
+60 for B2B with a "don't worry" when I confirmed it would be fully nude with touching and licking, she'd already pressed my head quite deeply into her frocked crotch a number of times.     
My fault for not holding to 40 but she was friendlier and cuter than the last dozen mamas and the ball was duly punted before I could second guess her duplicitousness. 
Once naked she was pretty passive to being touched, kissed and licked.   
Wouldn't keep her legs apart for access.   
B2B comprised of very limited, brief tit wank and then lying motionless on top of me, effectively pinning me so I couldn't reach round or get any friction going.  Also pre-cum phobic. 
Her HR was artless but she did persist until it succeeded eventually.   

Place itself is in good condition, recent refurb, 2 rooms on ground floor (for show?) and then a complex of 3-4 more downstairs for the business.   No shower in room I used but there was a little sink. Sturdy massage table.   Clean.  Didn't enquire about shower or toilet.
There was a young Chinese bloke on reception who speaks good English.

[Henry767]

Emma massage welling
Went back to see Lili? Or Elli, 26 decent looking Chinese, 5:3, size 6 dress, small responsive tits probably a pair of a’s, hairy puss with large lips, when I saw her undercarriage I thought at first fuck me she has a dick and memories of Pattaya came flooding back, I double checked what was agreed, massage owo and sex, all confirmed handed £80 for 45 minutes and she got down to work, gave a reasonable suck and fuck folowed by a nice cold shower,
Left reasonably satisfied

do you have some more information please? Is this a shop or flat, maybe contact details?

( you just mentioned 2 of my faves, hairy pussy/large lips!!).

[sparkus]

Natural for You, Station Road, East Barnet

Saturday morning walked in without booking, paid £45 for an hour.  Was assigned a reasonably pretty, milfy dark-haired Chinese lady whose name I forget.  Nice enough room with wide massage table and shower but no towel provided, which I took to be a good sign that extras would be on offer.  I do enjoy the suspense however and I found a clean towel in a little cupboard in the room so undressed, lay down on my front and covered myself with the towel.

Massage was really good and strong. She found all the knots and worked on them.  Best bit was she climbed on the table and straddled me during the massage, which was again a good sign but she was careful not to go anywhere sensitive.

About 30 minutes in she popped the question and offered HE for 20 or B2B for 40. I opted for B2B and she asked for the money up front. Then she proceeded to deliver a very sensual B2B. It wasn’t the perfunctory rubbing of tits; it was proper use of her whole body.

When I turned over I made a move to give RO and she didn’t resist. She ended up on the table with her legs wide open and I had the most enjoyable time licking her. She enjoyed herself too. Finished of with her giving me HE while I was still licking her.

She had a slight belly but otherwise quite a trim figure but not too busty, maybe B cup. Had a full bush though, which doesn’t bother me but may be a problem for some.

Can I ask, why on earth did you go to such effort seek out the towel rather than just lay starkers from the off? 

[sparkus]

do you have some more information please? Is this a shop or flat, maybe contact details?

( you just mentioned 2 of my faves, hairy pussy/large lips!!).

Can't beat a full bush 

Lauren at Zen has a hairy one and pretty beefy flaps (though she's beefy full stop).  Most shop girls who do/enjoy RO do tend to be shaven.

[Silver Birch]

Can I ask, why on earth did you go to such effort seek out the towel rather than just lay starkers from the off? 

  Most of us are trying to ignore the strategically placed towel on the corner of the table, but he goes hunting for one 

I like a bit of the unknown too, but I don't actively add obstacles 

[LLPunting]

Most of us are trying to ignore the strategically placed towel on the corner of the table, but he goes hunting for one 

I like a bit of the unknown too, but I don't actively add obstacles 

My arse is enough of an obstacle to getting to swipes and reach-unders...   it's so tight (unsurprising to my many haters here) they love to bounce their titties on it.

[LLPunting]

Found myself wandering the lanes and byways of SE9 and stopped by at External Link/Members Only.
They advertise on a number of the classifieds sites and can be likely found by searching for "Mottingham Kimmeridge massage"

Tidy shop set-up, seemingly clean, shower in the corner of the massage room (ding! ding!).  Usually 2 women working and a male "doctor".

Met Amy, a pretty, smiling, latte complexioned Chinese in her late 30s.  Good English, friendly, size 10, 5'2", round faced, Bs with half inch bullets, soft skin (a bit dry in places), a little bit of muffin top and a full bush.
30 for 30, 45 for 60.  Capable massage, no obvious indicator moves but when she bumped my hand hanging off the side of the bench with her bare, smooth leg she made no avoidance as I caressed it.  At the offer of extras she claimed to be new and not having done b2b (+40) before, an enticing slant on the usual proposition.   The performance was seemingly unsure and clumsily ellusive rather than dismissively brusque, so not a great result but she gradually allowed some encouraging digits to set off her little button and swirl her progressively swollen, open, gushing puss.  She either lost it and peed a bit or she squirted, so not something you'd expect from a genuine denier of service.
Sadly no OW(O) and her persistent fist pumping failed to deliver despite her below the belt meltdown because there was too much eratic uncertainty.  If she were to relax and get into it fully then I reckon a great time could be had.  She did seem very aware of being overheard (negotiation and action) through the thin door.

May look in again and see if she is more accomodating.  Works M-W+F
Glimpsed the other lady there and she was a well manicured 40+, size 10, stern looking with a cropped hair do.

[elnukky]

My arse is enough of an obstacle to getting to swipes and reach-unders...   it's so tight (unsurprising to my many haters here) they love to bounce their titties on it.

I hear downward dog is great for loosening up a tight arse

[bhudda]

I hear downward dog is great for loosening up a tight arse

Especially when you cook it with extra chilli

[emmapunton]

Went to Skyline Thursday. Had a choice of Brazil Tara or Sonya. Saw Sonya last week so figured I'd go with reliable Tara. Seemed to less energised and more tired than usual. Paid for a bj without and full service for 100. Anyway, won't go into it too much, but I slipped in without a rubber by accident (caught in the moment) but was kinda welcomed to carry on - i didn't. Accidents happen, but the allowance of a carry on really killed it. I paid up fully as just wanted to leave.

Felt you gents needed to know.

And yes, clinic booked.

[horsa]

Went to Skyline Thursday. Had a choice of Brazil Tara or Sonya. Saw Sonya last week so figured I'd go with reliable Tara. Seemed to less energised and more tired than usual. Paid for a bj without and full service for 100. Anyway, won't go into it too much, but I slipped in without a rubber by accident (caught in the moment) but was kinda welcomed to carry on - i didn't. Accidents happen, but the allowance of a carry on really killed it. I paid up fully as just wanted to leave.

Felt you gents needed to know.

And yes, clinic booked.

Did she not attempt to put a condom on you?

[emmapunton]

Did she not attempt to put a condom on you?

I did after the initial slip but no sense of urgency - almost nonplussed. Honestly the vibe seemed like it wasnt an issue to her.

[horsa]

I did after the initial slip but no sense of urgency - almost nonplussed. Honestly the vibe seemed like it wasnt an issue to her.

I'll re-phrase. The moment you agreed full service with her did she sit on your dick bareback?

[emmapunton]

I'll re-phrase. The moment you agreed full service with her did she sit on your dick bareback?

So it was agreed the FS, so some mounting from her on top, kissing and naturally i get hard. Contact is made from her rubbing her pussy along my shaft, i slide in by accident as she lifted her body up to reposition, and promptly slides down it with a 'whoops' then a follow up pump and slide and i homestly think she was gonna carry on. My cock had entered without protection. I slid out and put a condom on but mood was killed for me by that.

[elnukky]

And you still soldiered on? At least you didn't go down on her. Thanks for the heads up.

[emmapunton]

And you still soldiered on? At least you didn't go down on her. Thanks for the heads up.

If you can call it soldering on. It was just a strange strange experience and a very worrying one. I tend to realise the seeiousness and gravity of the situation only after i shot my load

[Jonestown]

If you can call it soldering on. It was just a strange strange experience and a very worrying one. I tend to realise the seeiousness and gravity of the situation only after i shot my load

If it was just a quick in/out I'd doubt you have much to worry about, but you do have to wait two weeks before you get a test done.

[horsa]

If you can call it soldering on. It was just a strange strange experience and a very worrying one. I tend to realise the seeiousness and gravity of the situation only after i shot my load

Strange in what way? Because you think she could have done bareback with not only you?

[emmapunton]

Strange in what way? Because you think she could have done bareback with not only you?

Precisely. Might be a common thing

[elnukky]

External Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members Only
The other week, I found myself in Victoria at around 23:30, so I wondered over to Thai Lee's place on Vauxhall bridge road. The lights were on, but the door locked, so I rang the bell. Suzy let me in. She took me down to her room and we agreed to 30mins@£30 + £20 knuckle shuffle. Her massage technique is pretty solid - she gets on the table to use her body weight. Not much to report on the hand relief - she got me over the line eventually. No swipes or grazes, and she does not allow touching over her clothes. She offered a shower but I chose the hot towel wipe down. I would visit again if I happened to be in the area and maybe try the B2B.

[emmapunton]

@flaccidchimp - i cant reply back on pm. I put the rubber on. She had it, but i stopped to rubber up.

[LLPunting]

So it was agreed the FS, so some mounting from her on top, kissing and naturally i get hard. Contact is made from her rubbing her pussy along my shaft, i slide in by accident as she lifted her body up to reposition, and promptly slides down it with a 'whoops' then a follow up pump and slide and i homestly think she was gonna carry on. My cock had entered without protection. I slid out and put a condom on but mood was killed for me by that.

How many times have you seen Tara?

[Solran]

Real shame re Tara. She’s been the best “masseuse” that I’ve had. Owo, dfk and a gorgeous body. The BB is a deal breaker for me though, so think I’ll give a miss  from now on unfortunately.

[FlaccidChimp]

@flaccidchimp - i cant reply back on pm. I put the rubber on. She had it, but i stopped to rubber up.

Quite a few people will be visiting the clinic soon.

[emmapunton]

How many times have you seen Tara?

A few times. Maybe 5?

[LLPunting]

Real shame re Tara. She’s been the best “masseuse” that I’ve had. Owo, dfk and a gorgeous body. The BB is a deal breaker for me though, so think I’ll give a miss  from now on unfortunately.

I stopped seeing her at end of 2017 after one of the other girls mentioned she was BBing regulars.  I put it down to jealousy because she was so popular but given Tara's enthusiasm/abandon I wasn't surprised and moved on.  Didn't report at time as it was/is only heresay.   As you said a great shame as she was a fun package to play with, I mentioned her in my top punts of 2017.

Did someone say she was charging more for FS?  I thought I read it here in passing but can't find the post.

[emmapunton]

I stopped seeing her at end of 2017 after one of the other girls mentioned she was BBing regulars.  I put it down to jealousy because she was so popular but given Tara's enthusiasm/abandon I wasn't surprised and moved on.  Didn't report at time as it was/is only heresay.   As you said a great shame as she was a fun package to play with, I mentioned her in my top punts of 2017.

Did someone say she was charging more for FS?  I thought I read it here in passing but can't find the post.

It's always been 100 with me for fs, but i thought she was fit and she is a good fuck.

[LLPunting]

A few times. Maybe 5?

Since your first visit in April?  And not one review of her?

How much do you pay for FS?

[emmapunton]

Since your first visit in April?  And not one review of her?

How much do you pay for FS?

I'm not on here often, but I understand the lack of reviews on my end and the frustratiin with no reviews. Frankly, i'm married and my kids play on my phone so reviews arent a priority. I have been forgetful with closing pages on here and dont need another repeat on that domestic. 

But the bb needed to be shared.

100 quid btw

[LLPunting]

It's always been 100 with me for fs, but i thought she was fit and she is a good fuck.

100!!!   That's 50 more than others have been quoting recently for her OWO/CIM.

Not surprising she's not bothering with condoms, something has to convince punters to drop that much on a massage girl.