London massage shop mini reviews

[LLPunting]

I'm not on here often, but I understand the lack of reviews on my end and the frustratiin with no reviews. Frankly, i'm married and my kids play on my phone so reviews arent a priority. I have been forgetful with closing pages on here and dont need another repeat on that domestic. 

But the bb needed to be shared.

100 quid btw

So you don't have a punting phone.  Really...and you know you're negligent and you've been caught before...
You're a car crash in the making 

[emmapunton]

So you don't have a punting phone.  Really...and you know you're negligent and you've been caught before...
You're a car crash in the making 

You should see my insurance premiums!lol

[Fuzzyduck]

You should see my insurance premiums!lol

And the divorce bill, mate.

[LLPunting]

And the divorce bill, mate.

When he sees that he'll be off to Hungerford bridge.

Best go see Tara one more time EP.

[Jonestown]

Strikes me as all a bit contrived & fey, something been going on here that does not figure in the retelling.

[emmapunton]

Strikes me as all a bit contrived & fey, something been going on here that does not figure in the retelling.

more than happy to answer your concerns

[Jonestown]

more than happy to answer your concerns

Me, I have no concerns, I'm just a curious bystander.

[emmapunton]

Me, I have no concerns, I'm just a curious bystander.

no probs

[Jonestown]

no probs

But, it just seems strange that you post about 2 other girls you seem to have seen once each at Skyline yet you claim to have seen Tara 5 or so times, but the first mention she gets is when you out her today as a barebacker - so why would you be keeping her a secret till now ?

[emmapunton]

But, it just seems strange that you post about 2 other girls you seem to have seen once each at Skyline yet you claim to have seen Tara 5 or so times, but the first mention she gets is when you out her today as a barebacker - so why would you be keeping her a secret till now ?

See previous response to LLPunting. I have no obligation to post anything on this site, but I have been to Skyline a good amount of times, but i dont post often. Now if you want to believe me or not, that's your prerogative. I'm sharing this experience as this is  risk factor to our health. Take it as you choose. I have nothing to gain from sharing this. As LLpunting has stated, he heard rumours, but i experienced it firsthand.

Apologies if sounding confrontational. Just putting my case out there.

[LLPunting]

Strikes me as all a bit contrived & fey, something been going on here that does not figure in the retelling.

I wonder if there was a Google spike on "fey"    Nice bit of word play there.

Dost thou fancy there be putrescence afoot in Danemark?

[LLPunting]

...I have no obligation to post anything on this site...

Have a care now, no obligation if you wish to out yourself as a leech.

...but I have been to Skyline a good amount of times, but i dont post often...

And that does speak further to a selfishness that often expresses upset with an SP by making parting accusations or harmful revelations.

...I'm sharing this experience as this is risk factor to our health. Take it as you choose. I have nothing to gain from sharing this. As LLpunting has stated, he heard rumours, but i experienced it firsthand...

And we're holding you to your word that what you're finally sharing is some selfless truth.
You could of course post this final visit as a review.

[emmapunton]

And that does speak further to a selfishness that often expresses upset with an SP by making parting accusations or harmful revelations.

And we're holding you to your word that what you're finally sharing is some selfless truth.
You could of course post this final visit as a review.

Honestly, no issues with Tara or Skyline, but this was a concerning issue. Yes, i am guilty of leeching, and when i punt again, i will post my findings. It's the least i can do. But again, my apologies.

Should i post this experience as a seperate thread to create a review or does it remain here?

[atmos]

Most of us are trying to ignore the strategically placed towel on the corner of the table, but he goes hunting for one 

I like a bit of the unknown too, but I don't actively add obstacles 

My fear is that the Mamasan will say 'Keep underwear on & cover with towel' - which has happened (but the situation was soon rectified!).

Now I tend to take a shower and 'arrange' to be still towelling off when the knock on the door comes ... and then 'go with the flow'.

[hammertime111977]

Went to Skyline Thursday. Had a choice of Brazil Tara or Sonya. Saw Sonya last week so figured I'd go with reliable Tara. Seemed to less energised and more tired than usual. Paid for a bj without and full service for 100. Anyway, won't go into it too much, but I slipped in without a rubber by accident (caught in the moment) but was kinda welcomed to carry on - i didn't. Accidents happen, but the allowance of a carry on really killed it. I paid up fully as just wanted to leave.

Felt you gents needed to know.

And yes, clinic booked.

It's going to take you 3 months to know with 99.9% certainty you don't have HIV. That's why I hate this blase nature of these girls. Will be avoiding.

[Snork80]

Unusually for me, I've had a chance for a couple of visits, and having unexpectedly got extras from a visit to Thai Spa near Baker St, I thought I'd give the WSWS another go. From a place that I had always thought was legit, it seems to be otherwise. Albeit I have gotten a decent through to good massage in each case.

I saw May (I think), a thai lady, fairly old, which being Thai probably means shes ancient if I can tell. Not particularly attractive facially, small slim body. Which I never saw anymore of. Gave a good massage, but I was doubtful of anything extra until about 5-10 mins left on the clock. She asked if I wanted happy ending, a simply clothed HJ appeared to be the only thing on the menu. It was OK, did the job but nothing memorable. No amount was mentioned at the time, so I gave her £20 at the end, which she seemed fine with. She asked for payment before I took a shower, and left the room pretty much immediately, and I didn't see her again.

Second was with Yada. Thai lady again, fairly mature, again not overly attractive facially, but with small slim body and small A-cup tits. Half decent english, and a good fun personality. Massage itself was decent. With plenty of time still to run, she offered me extras. From memory pricing was, £20 for a HJ, £40 for naked, £80 for B2B, and £100 for B2B and shower together. I talked her down to £80 for the shower. I know, you'll be telling me I'm crazy, but I like to sometimes take a punt in the hope of great service. In this case I'm glad I did and don't regret the amount I paid. I got an actual, proper full on body slide, (I think the first time in a shop in England), pretty unlimited touching, although no oral either way. Afterwards she joined me in the shower, and with the little guy showing signs of life from a sort of standing' bodyslide I got a second HJ in the shower. It took some time, as I'm getting on, but she was determined. So personally money well spent.

So wouldn't bother with May(?) again, but I intend to go back and see Yada again.

[Dell3]

First ever (mini) review here:

Checked out both the massage places on haydons road, wimbledon.

R health:

This one is a bit more exposed, massage rooms are within the shop and everyone can hear you.

Woman was early 40s i would say, typical middle aged chinese.

Massage: good, she was very enthusiastic but felt a bit rushed (i came in an hr before they were about to close)

Extras offered: got b2b, it wasnt really a b2b more like a rub down, she started rushing towards the end.

Paid: £45 for hr + 20 for b2b (actually i gave her 30 by accident and she was kind enough to offer it back but I said nah)

Would I go back: if all else fails yes, but not late in evening. The mama san rushed me out and had locked up by 8.55pm.


There is a thai massage place opposite r health too, tried that a few days later:

Upon entry you're presented by a big mama san.

Place is tiny, and the room was even smaller. No shower facilities.

They only had 1 masseuse that day, and i had to wait for her to finish (not a good sign already)

She comes in, very good looking, mid 30s i would say. Definitely thai, not chinese. Curvy but not overly fat.

Started giving the massage.

She has really good technique, but she was tired, and 0 effort in the pressure.

No swipes or anything like that, turned over, she massaged everything but the key area.

I asked if theres any extra: biggest mistake i made.

She charged me £20 for an awful hr. No touching, no anything, and she was rushing me to finish.

Would I go back: nope, shes good looking but the service and lack of shower is awful.

Still trying to find a decent massage shop around this area. Zangri la is not my cup of tea, prefer the excitement of will she wont she.

If anyone has any suggestions, open to it.

[Jonestown]

First ever (mini) review here:

Checked out both the massage places on haydons road, wimbledon.

Well done Sir, better luck next time, lets hope it doesn't take so long.

[LLPunting]

First ever (mini) review here:

Checked out both the massage places on haydons road, wimbledon.

...

Thanks for speaking up 

Quite a few more Wimbledon places to check out so good luck.  South Wimbledon, Raynes Park, Morden and Colliers Wood all beckon your wayward winky.

[bhudda]

Thanks for speaking up 

Quite a few more Wimbledon places to check out so good luck.  South Wimbledon, Raynes Park, Morden and Colliers Wood all beckon your wayward winky.

Not to mention motspur park

[LLPunting]

Not to mention motspur park

Indeed.  Here's to getting an update on the state of punting in the rather lack-lustre Wimbledon scene.

[Frenchyg]

Hi fellas

I was trying to post a review but it’s not allowing me ? Any clues what I am doing wrong ?

[Glesgaboy]

There’s a glitch.
Go to regional review section
Top right - click on-New Review Button
Go for it

[Frenchyg]

Thanks

[doublehappiness]

Btw, did anyone meet Hanna a South Korean girl at Emily's Lewisham before and could provide some info? Koreans are not that common so I'm a bit curious. She is working today.

[sparkus]

Btw, did anyone meet Hanna a South Korean girl at Emily's Lewisham before and could provide some info? Koreans are not that common so I'm a bit curious. She is working today.

There was a golden age of Koreans in brothels years ago, some buxom and all eager to please.  As you say, not that common now 

[Yves_Dobon]

Btw, did anyone meet Hanna a South Korean girl at Emily's Lewisham before and could provide some info? Koreans are not that common so I'm a bit curious. She is working today.

I seem to recall she was reviewed positively some time ago.
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?msg=1779490

[LLPunting]

I seem to recall she was reviewed positively some time ago.
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?msg=1779490

Yup, she has apparently returned at least for a day.  I haven't talked to her yet to find out her plans.
She is definitely independent and she is looking 35+ so don't go expecting some magically youthful woman.  She is a very pleasant middle-aged woman who can deliver a sensual b2b+HR experience with respectful touching.  She will shut you down if you're uncouth and overstep.

[Wankingdead]

I wrote a long review but it didn’t upload so here is the shortened version:
Angie Chinese early 40’s
Long black shoulder length hair
Not ugly but not a stunner either just your usual average
Small tits
Kinda big tumm
Usual prices
Average massage
Below average b2b ( kept knickers-on, few swipes of her tiny ticklers)
Not worth another visit.

[Wankingdead]

Oops forgot the location
Skyline Lee high road

[Jonestown]

I wrote a long review but it didn’t upload so here is the shortened version:
Angie Chinese early 40’s
Long black shoulder length hair
Not ugly but not a stunner either just your usual average
Small tits
Kinda big tumm
Usual prices
Average massage
Below average b2b ( kept knickers-on, few swipes of her tiny ticklers)
Not worth another visit.

You going to give us a clue where this sad event took place, how much it cost, what the instantly forgettable lady's name was ?

[summerwinter]

Deleted. Post by mistake.

[Wankingdead]

You going to give us a clue where this sad event took place, how much it cost, what the instantly forgettable lady's name was ?

I think all the answers are there you just have to spend some energy and look for them.

[LLPunting]

I think all the answers are there you just have to spend some energy and look for them.

How recent was this Angie encounter?

Management haven't mentioned her so has she not been picked up for a regular day?  By your account it doesn't look like they should've.

[Josey Wales]

A visit to Red Peony at Northwood Hills.  The old woman on reception took the £45 for one hour massage and showed me to the room – compact room with massage table and shower at the far end.
 
I stripped off and waited for a bit, then Lisa entered.  Chinese girl, maybe 5’ 5’’, early 30s, long dark hair, facially quite pretty, dressed in a tight t-shirt and denim skirt. 

Firm massage, competently delivered.  Nothing sensual at that stage but some flirty chat from her, which seemed promising.   
Turned over at about 30 minutes and she asked if I wanted HE at £20 or b2b at £40.  I went for the b2b, and she got naked revealing a slim body, boobs around B cup size, and trimmed pubes.  At first she was just standing next to the table gently stroking my cock but she joined me on the table when invited.  Asked for RO which she enjoyed and also happy with some fingering.  She then increased the pace of the hj until I shot my load, cleaned me up and did a  bit of head massage for the last 5 minutes or so.  I took a shower and was on my way.

Lisa said she works Thursdays only. 

[Tedbandy]

Did a longer review but it didnt post, will do a brief one here.

Zen Thai Upminster - Apple

Heres a little tip for you lot.  Apple no longer works at Zen Upminster, however you can arrange for her to come in on Tuesdays as this must be her day off from other shops etc.

I wanted to see her due to some good reviews on here. This started quite comically as i pretended i saw her a long time ago.

She returned an initial blank expression and then proceeded to pretend on remembering me, im sure to protect my feelings and prevent any awkardness, bless.

30 mins at £30 shop price, and after 15 mins or so agreed a £30 B2B price.  What followed wasnt really a B2B, but lots of fingering, tit play and going downtown on her. The favour wasnt returned but at 30 notes tip i feel this was decent value.

During the play she bent over on the massage table which had me worried she wanted me to shove it up BB, but im sure or i hope this wasnt the case.

A good days hunting all in all.

[sparkus]

Did a longer review but it didnt post, will do a brief one here.

Zen Thai Upminster - Apple

Heres a little tip for you lot.  Apple no longer works at Zen Upminster, however you can arrange for her to come in on Tuesdays as this must be her day off from other shops etc.

I wanted to see her due to some good reviews on here. This started quite comically as i pretended i saw her a long time ago.

She returned an initial blank expression and then proceeded to pretend on remembering me, im sure to protect my feelings and prevent any awkardness, bless.

30 mins at £30 shop price, and after 15 mins or so agreed a £30 B2B price.  What followed wasnt really a B2B, but lots of fingering, tit play and going downtown on her. The favour wasnt returned but at 30 notes tip i feel this was decent value.

During the play she bent over on the massage table which had me worried she wanted me to shove it up BB, but im sure or i hope this wasnt the case.

A good days hunting all in all.

As mentioned, her definition of 40 quid b2b is body slides etc. - 30 will get you decent RO and a titwank otherwise, even 20 gets you titplay and her licking balls.

[os14]

Been looking around offerings in the SE area and come across Ruby spa on Bromley Road. Looks like they've been open since around june/July and thought I'd give a quick review   

Ruby Spa (440 Bromley Road)

Not exactly sure what girls were available, think the owner is Nico? I'll attach some photos of her and the photos seem to be accurate to what I've seen of her during my visit. Tried to get her to massage me however she was busy at the time and instead I went with one of the other girls

45 for 60 - seems to be a TCM

Girl who massaged me never gave me her name however she was in her late 30s although she looks maybe late 20s?
Slim legs, petite frame 5'2 and probably a cup boobs
Apparently she works full time (6days?) they also have shower facility for you guys 😉. Massage was OK, she offered light or medium, was wondering where the hard massage was! Was ok though, with TCM massages I find they have some magical touch that works you up to get you a rock hard  and she gave me many opportunities to let her know I was interested in more by standing close where she would let me grab hold of her leg before she started her credit card swipes on my backside and asked me to spin around. I was expecting at this point that she would grab hold of Jimmy and start rubbing like she's starting a forest fire  but actually she was very good. She knew exactly how to rub sir Johnny until he bussed completely and managed to squirt a little over her chest!

30 for HJ 40 for body to body but we all know its just taking off their clothes. Went with the body to body only because I was really curious about what was underneath her garments. Nice size nipples, let me suck on her boobs while I was rubbing her clit through her underwear while she gave me her moan, whether that was fake or not remains to be in question.

The place is on a generally busy road with a car wash place just a few doors down so if you want to be stealthy then perhaps try at a later time - they close at 9pm and parking around the back is pretty good.

Would I go again? Probably so, I want to see Nico if poss unless someone else has experienced her?

If I get there before anyone else I'll post up and let you guys know but from my interactions with her she seems bubbly

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[punt3456]

What are the good shops currently in North London?

I only know of Bambop Spa on Stroud Green Road, is that the best there is in that area?

[Duron]

etc
Would I go again? Probably so, I want to see Nico if poss unless someone else has experienced her?

If I get there before anyone else I'll post up and let you guys know but from my interactions with her she seems bubbly

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Who is in the photo?

[os14]

Think that's the owner of the joint but I believe she gives massages too

Who is in the photo?

[Wankingdead]

I reported on Ruby spa recently, first there a very discreet back door if you ask. Secondly all the girls on the day I went were milfs over 45, it is really not worth the trouble

[frosty_w]

Thought I would cross reference a review here (apologies if this is not the correct place) as she advertises as massage i.e. not full service

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=260859.0

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Number: 07414255077

Rating: Positive

[Hugeadmirer]

 Thai touch Acton External Link/Members Only

Legit, boxers on, towel covering me at all times. Shame

[Baxter63]

Are you sure you were massaged by a female? Thai Touch used to be well known for its ladyboys.

[Jonestown]

Are you sure you were massaged by a female? Thai Touch used to be well known for its ladyboys.

Bah, how to ruin a blokes weekend !

[LLPunting]

Thought I would cross reference a review here (apologies if this is not the correct place) as she advertises as massage i.e. not full service

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=260859.0

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Number: 07414255077

Rating: Positive

That's an indie so you should've posted it to the indie massage thread not the parlour one. 
Thanks for trying though 

[Hugeadmirer]

Are you sure you were massaged by a female? Thai Touch used to be well known for its ladyboys.

Haha, no idea. The receptionist is really hot. Young girl, early 20s and tiny (very much doubt ladyboy) so it’s a shame it appears legit because I’d have loved a special massage from her.

[markfin]

Unbelievable coincidence I've literally just seen the same photo of 'Nico' known as Hannah on a dating website. She puts her age as 44

[psychomusicianx]

I've been meaning to try this place for a while and did yesterday (Saturday). I think I saw the same lady - Maggie - she's from Hong Kong and only works there on Saturdays (3 days a week at other shops). Same prices and description - I agree she was quite pretty, depending on the light her age seemed to change. As you say, she straddled me during the massage and it was a decent massage. No beating about the (full) bush, she asked if I wanted B2B, HR or nothing. I went for B2B, £40 up front. She did proper body slides on my back. On the flip she massaged my legs body slides up my front. Must admit I popped early and she couldn't make me pop again with HR (she tried her best and allowed full access though it cold and she was shuddering at how cold my hands were, they soon warmed up!). I'd go recommend, she's a pleasant find and wants to make customers happy both for massage and extras.

Natural for You, Station Road, East Barnet

Saturday morning walked in without booking, paid £45 for an hour.  Was assigned a reasonably pretty, milfy dark-haired Chinese lady whose name I forget.  Nice enough room with wide massage table and shower but no towel provided, which I took to be a good sign that extras would be on offer.  I do enjoy the suspense however and I found a clean towel in a little cupboard in the room so undressed, lay down on my front and covered myself with the towel.

Massage was really good and strong. She found all the knots and worked on them.  Best bit was she climbed on the table and straddled me during the massage, which was again a good sign but she was careful not to go anywhere sensitive.

About 30 minutes in she popped the question and offered HE for 20 or B2B for 40. I opted for B2B and she asked for the money up front. Then she proceeded to deliver a very sensual B2B. It wasn’t the perfunctory rubbing of tits; it was proper use of her whole body.

When I turned over I made a move to give RO and she didn’t resist. She ended up on the table with her legs wide open and I had the most enjoyable time licking her. She enjoyed herself too. Finished of with her giving me HE while I was still licking her.

She had a slight belly but otherwise quite a trim figure but not too busty, maybe B cup. Had a full bush though, which doesn’t bother me but may be a problem for some.