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I saw a masseuse who didn't take a shower after b2b

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I saw a masseuse who didn't take a shower after b2b

Name, day and location?  Not that she'd be the only one who hasn't washed between customers.  Every parlour I've visited has had its share of girls who didn't.

Offline nevkingston

Also went to the place in East Molesy. Paid £30 for half hour massage. Pretty Chinese lady prob mid 30s said her name was Vivienne and works Wednesday and Sunday. Nice back massage with lots of CC swipes and reach unders. Said B2B was £50 on the flip. Replied I only had £40 but she just kept saying me? me? over and over so agreed. Stripped off and had a lovely pair of C cups. Juicy with nice big nipples. Hung them over my face for ages while I sucked away. She then jumped on the table, bending over giving me a lovely view of her arse. She oiled up and slid me between her srse crack and rode away. Exploded pretty soon. Really sweet girl, helped me dress while still playing slightly and weirdly kissed my nipples before leaving, I was dressed at this point! Enjoyed though and will return.

what was the name of the place?

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Met Noriko at Skyline today. Over 30 mins late starting due to her overruns.
Disappointing.  Plain looking in a farmer's daughter way, carrying a sizeable muffin top on a size 10. Taller than average at about 5'6".  Doesn't speak much so not able to confirm if really Japanese.  Strong, rough hands gave a fairly practised massage.
No b2b today.  Told her no service required. Let her continue with massage intending to finish early but then she starts reaching under then asks me to turn over.  After flip she begins a perfunctory HJ with no pretense of engagement.
No touching allowed. Told her to stop and bailed early from session.
Gave feedback to Jenny.  Asked if Nikki could see me (she's back after a long break) but she wouldn't carry over time not spent despite being kept waiting so long.
Very disappointing, won't be returning.

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Met Noriko at Skyline today. Over 30 mins late starting due to her overruns.
Disappointing.  Plain looking in a farmer's daughter way, carrying a sizeable muffin top on a size 10. Taller than average at about 5'6".  Doesn't speak much so not able to confirm if really Japanese.  Strong, rough hands gave a fairly practised massage.
No b2b today.  Told her no service required. Let her continue with massage intending to finish early but then she starts reaching under then asks me to turn over.  After flip she begins a perfunctory HJ with no pretense of engagement.
No touching allowed. Told her to stop and bailed early from session.
Gave feedback to Jenny.  Asked if Nikki could see me (she's back after a long break) but she wouldn't carry over time not spent despite being kept waiting so long.
Very disappointing, won't be returning.

returning to skyline or the girl?

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returning to skyline or the girl?
Neither, the limited roster  doesn't warrant the inconvenience and now it seems the management aren't so bothered.  Hadn't seen Jenny in months and she was all sweetness about seeing me again and apologetic during the excessive waiting but she did nothing after the curtailment.
Roster being: Layla, Noriko, Tarah (occasionally), Nikki, Clair, Sonya, Julia (occasionally), Tara (rarely).
« Last Edit: June 26, 2019, 04:18:07 pm by LLPunting »

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I was just walking past Bamboo Spa in Church St Hendon. A bunch of coppers (m&f) we’re going in. Don’t think it was for a massage. :(

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Neither, the limited roster  doesn't warrant the inconvenience and now it seems the management aren't so bothered.  Hadn't seen Jenny in months and she was all sweetness about seeing me again and apologetic during the excessive waiting but she did nothing after the curtailment.
Roster being: Layla, Noriko, Tarah (occasionally), Nikki, Clair, Sonya, Julia (occasionally), Tara (rarely).

another regular lost for them  :thumbsdown:

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Went to Royal Opera Arcade last week.  Up the spiral staircase.  Saw Helen.  Seemed quite new, works Weds and Sat.  Started with “have you been here before”.  Good massage and started brushing her body against my hands.  Some good Cc swipes and was generally showing her intentions.  Offered £20 on the turn, we agreed on £30 for topless.  Allowed reverse massage.  Good hand job and gentle kissing.  Tried touching her below but met with resistance.  Nice girl, good size tits, nice handful.  Was very keen for me to come back in on a Saturday.  Not usually good for me.  Might return.
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Also did a couple of return Everwell visits.

Cindy at Gerrard Street - still underwhelming although gives a good massage and tactile body to body for £30, having known her for some time.

Lisa at Lisle Street - still cute and gives a great b2b massage.  Best tits and body I’ve experienced for a while.  Never ventured to full service, anyone have any recent experience with her?
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What is the establishment in Lisle St. Is Lisa chinese ?
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The poster states in the first line "Everwell"

Lisa is Chinese.

I am pretty sure Everwell only employ Chinese.
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Living Health, Fulham High Street.

Work in progress:-

Monday: Apple, Mina
Tuesday: Jully, Linda
Wednesday: Linda, Tina
Thursday: Chantelle, ??
Friday: Mina, Chantelle
Saturday, Mina, ???
Sunday: ???, ???

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Living Health, Fulham High Street.

Work in progress:-


Saturday, Mina, ???

Possibly add to this...recent Saturday saw 'Kelly' - late 30's, fringe, oddly pointed teeth, average body, good, strong massage, no negotiations (just left £50 on leaving), readily stripped off, highly responsive to RO and digits and she asked if i had a condom - nope - so FS available if you arrive prepared. Did not ask for OWO / OW.

Asked what other days she worked but sorry, never got a comprehensible answer!

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Ah, thanks for that correction

Living Health, Fulham High Street.

Work in progress update :-

Monday: Apple, Mina
Tuesday: Jully, Linda
Wednesday: Linda, Tina
Thursday: Kelly, Alicia
Friday: Mina, Kelly
Saturday, Mina, Nico
Sunday: Anna, Jessica



Offline Stressedferret

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Went to Northfields branch above the pub on Tuesday and saw Alisa (all girls are Chinese)
Alisa is tall for Chinese, about 5f7? Size 8, long black hair, is say c cups with nice nipples. Face is about 6 out of 10 but I found her attractive. Agreed £80 for b2b.
I was turned on just seeing her remove her clothes so she suggested 2 pops and told me to turn over right away so I was face up. She jumped on in 69 with her bum in my face, while she has a flat bottom it looked great from that view, I asked if she wanted me to lick her out and the reply was, oh yes please! And she immediately repositioned so he hairy pussy was in my face
Duly obliged to find her already very wet and tasting fresh.
She stayed on for ages, and kept forgetting to wank me off, I'm telling myself that's because she was enjoying herself. Didn't think it was possible but she was so wet that I could feel it over my chin and rolling down my neck. So if you like that sort of thing, she's the one for you. A lot of writhing and clenching her thighs on my head many times. Again, I'm telling myself she enjoyed it...
There were 2 wet patches on the paper towel either side of my shoulders after I finally popped. She had me snacking for maybe 20mins...
After which she seemed tired and was covered and dripping with sweat. She took a fast shower and returned to give the massage. Was great as all the girls there are . Don't ask for hard. It was painful but good! There was no time for a second pop. Although I didn't hold it against her

I don't think it's likely but I will try to see her again and see if anything else possible. Although I never wanted to get addicted to this sort of thing or ask for more than a handjob... No idea why I even offered to lick her pussy

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Herbal Clinic, Cricklewood.
The bad news: they are revamping the shop, meaning it's partly a building site, with lots of hard-hatted Chinese labourers milling about and regular drilling sounds audible during massages.  As far as I can tell, the general approach seems to be to make the rooms even smaller than they were before, but still with showers.  The one I was in was positively shoebox-sized.
The good news: they still happily allow you to see all available girls, walk-in style.

I chose Victoria, a Greek girl (not to be confused with Vicky, Italian - they still list each day's roster on Gumtree).  She was size 8, Mediterranean olive skin, pretty enough.  The massage was good, with lots of reach-unders that had me gagging for a hand job, but somehow I could send how perfunctory it was for her, and that put me off, so I declined extras, which were HJ, topless or nude.  Probably 20/30/40 after haggling, but we didn't get that far.  No suggestion of B2B.

I didn't see the new Moroccan girl, Lina.

One irritation I have with Herbal Clinic is that the girls always dress very casual - there are no dresses, or attempts to look sexy.  I get it from their POV, having to sit around in a shithole shop all day, but it doesn't make them super-appealing. But they're always 18-25, and always a good range of ethnicities.  Just a shame about the refurb, and the arse-end location.
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Offline tombola1

Great review. Thanks. I agree this place could be SO good if they made a bit more effort

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Yep, that's the frustration.  They have a few USPs - the daily rota on Gumtree; the sheer array of women (only Fantasia, that I can think of, can have as many per day) and ethnicities; the permanent stress on young pretty things - and are so close to being exceptional.  Shame.

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Yep, that's the frustration.  They have a few USPs - the daily rota on Gumtree; the sheer array of women (only Fantasia, that I can think of, can have as many per day) and ethnicities; the permanent stress on young pretty things - and are so close to being exceptional.  Shame.
Any chance you can repost the gumtree ad?

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Herbal Clinic, Cricklewood.
The bad news: they are revamping the shop, meaning it's partly a building site, with lots of hard-hatted Chinese labourers milling about and regular drilling sounds audible during massages.  As far as I can tell, the general approach seems to be to make the rooms even smaller than they were before, but still with showers.  The one I was in was positively shoebox-sized.
The good news: they still happily allow you to see all available girls, walk-in style.

I chose Victoria, a Greek girl (not to be confused with Vicky, Italian - they still list each day's roster on Gumtree).  She was size 8, Mediterranean olive skin, pretty enough.  The massage was good, with lots of reach-unders that had me gagging for a hand job, but somehow I could send how perfunctory it was for her, and that put me off, so I declined extras, which were HJ, topless or nude.  Probably 20/30/40 after haggling, but we didn't get that far.  No suggestion of B2B.

I didn't see the new Moroccan girl, Lina.

One irritation I have with Herbal Clinic is that the girls always dress very casual - there are no dresses, or attempts to look sexy.  I get it from their POV, having to sit around in a shithole shop all day, but it doesn't make them super-appealing. But they're always 18-25, and always a good range of ethnicities.  Just a shame about the refurb, and the arse-end location.
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Massage price should reflect the building works with a discount imo, I would definitely insist on it

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Has anyone been to Jasmine at athree ? How is she
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Has anyone been to Jasmine at athree ? How is she

FFS...You do not need to post this question on 8 different threads...
And 10 of your 12 posts are about this place.

Are you a Tout or you genuinely just don’t have a clue..
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Sorry Kev
I am not a tout.. I genuinely don’t have a clue
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Massage price should reflect the building works with a discount imo, I would definitely insist on it

Yes, fair one.  I guess I only realised during the massage that this was an issue, and recouping money back after in these shops usually demands sustained, angry effort.  Frankly, I CBA!

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Any chance you can repost the gumtree ad?

Every chance, I'd say: External Link/Members Only

It usually gets posted about 1300, and sometimes updated later in the day.  Today there's an English goth, which is a first for me. 

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Every chance, I'd say: External Link/Members Only

It usually gets posted about 1300, and sometimes updated later in the day.  Today there's an English goth, which is a first for me.
Cheers mate - much appreciated  :drinks:

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A few weeks ago I had the pleasure of a massage by 'Money' at River Kwai Thai Massage in leytonstone. The massage was very competent and the girl probably one of the prettiest thai girls that I have had the pleasure of being massaged by recently. HJ was good too.

I tried to get her to give me her mobile so that I could keep informed what days she was on as I thought Id like to make this girl my new regular but she just said phone the shop. Sadly the next week the place went up in flames and has been closed down ever since. Has anyone got amy leads where I might track this lovely girl down again?

Anyone know if she is working from another shop?

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A few weeks ago I had the pleasure of a massage by 'Money' at River Kwai Thai Massage in leytonstone. The massage was very competent and the girl probably one of the prettiest thai girls that I have had the pleasure of being massaged by recently. HJ was good too.

I tried to get her to give me her mobile so that I could keep informed what days she was on as I thought Id like to make this girl my new regular but she just said phone the shop. Sadly the next week the place went up in flames and has been closed down ever since. Has anyone got amy leads where I might track this lovely girl down again?

Anyone know if she is working from another shop?

review?  :hi:

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I thought the title of this was 'mini reviews' anyway a bit pointless giving any more detail of a girl that has disappeared off the radar. The essential information is all there though - she's pretty and gives a competent massage. However I will add her HR was pricey - £30 (I normally only pay £20 unless other services are involved) but she was persistent and I gave in as she was really lovely looking.
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Sorry, River Kwai has burnt down?!

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For what it's worth I had a excellent time in Montreal a month ago at:
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Visited them a year ago a similar nice massage


Offline loveahe

Nipped in to the Thai Mint Spa on Tower Bridge Road over the weekend, was passing and thought I'd see what was on offer.

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£50 for an hour, good sized room and probably one of the best massage beds I've had the pleasure of using.  Solid and the hole for your face was an attachment so was nice and comfortable.

Masseuse was late 30's, and the massage was very good as well as the anticipation of WSWS.  Some very gentle bollock brushing before I turned over at about the 40 minute mark.  Some work on the legs, with some more very gentle bollock brushing against the towel.  Asked the question, to which I replied of course.  Wanted £30 for HE and £50 for topless HE with touching permitted.  I wasn't too fussed so just went for HE, which was nicely done.

Not a bad spot, and would have no issues returning in future.

Offline goodmans

Been there a few times who did you see was it lin?? Or did you see someone else  you had the big room the other  room is very small

Offline loveahe

Been there a few times who did you see was it lin?? Or did you see someone else  you had the big room the other  room is very small

Was trying to remember her name during my post but couldn't for the life of me think what it was.

Jessie, it came back to me

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Ok mate next time you go ask for lin she works i think  Friday  Saturday  and Sunday mid 30s very slim and good massage

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Sorry, River Kwai has burnt down?!
Not completely... but certainly fire damaged and the shop is unusable at present.

I rang them this morning and was able to get through - the phone line has been off for weeks. They told me they had moved to the shop next door.

Sadly the girl that I really liked - Money - has jumped ship and is working somewhere else since the problems. The shop could give me no clues as to where she now plies her trade - which is a real shame as I would have loved to have made her my new regular

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For what it's worth I had a excellent time in Montreal a month ago at:
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Visited them a year ago a similar nice massage

I 'like' the idea of 'naked sushi'  :)

Offline stampjones

Not completely... but certainly fire damaged and the shop is unusable at present.

I rang them this morning and was able to get through - the phone line has been off for weeks. They told me they had moved to the shop next door.

Sadly the girl that I really liked - Money - has jumped ship and is working somewhere else since the problems. The shop could give me no clues as to where she now plies her trade - which is a real shame as I would have loved to have made her my new regular
Maybe do a sweep of other shops in the area? Slim chance but you never know. She’s probably using a different name though

Offline abikeman

Been back to Fuhe - Hammersmith a few times. But went earlier this week and Mimi has now left; apparently returning in a month or so. Saw Coco (confusingly called Mimi previously at another place according to other reports). Had seen her once before (mentioned in review section). Confirmed first impression that she is not nearly as good and would not recommend. Quite old and although body still firm for what I would guess a 50 yr old, everything is a bit saggy and disappointing. And massage itself uncomfortable. Will have to find somewhere else as had built up a good rapport with Mimi.

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Maybe check with River Kwai's sister shops, for Money or whatever name she's now using - if they're still in the same ownership, that is. It's often the case that a girl gets pissed off with the travelling, the shop or type of customers, so the fire could be a good excuse to get away.
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I visit parlours once or twice a year but read this site to keep up with what's happening. Yesterday afternoon,  I went to Living Health in Fulham. Called a few minutes beforehand to check if there was availability and rocked soon after. Friendly receptionist greeted me, took £45 for an hour massage and showed me to a room downstairs. The girl was Kylie and was reasonably tall for a Chinese. I would say she is mid 30s, a little belly fat and B cup tits. Facially, OK but I was not going to be looking there.

Massage was so-so, a little repetitive. Towards the end of the first half, she was tickling my balls and when I raised my arse in response she gave a couple of light tugs on my cock. She then kissed my ear and a little light FK. She asked if I wanted B2B and how much I would pay. I said £40 to which she agreed. I wanted to lick her pussy so got her to sit on my face which she rode enthusiastically, backwards and forwards and up and downs so my tongue penetrated her. Unusually, for one of these parlours she was completely shaven. She then moved forward so I could lick her asshole which had her moaning appreciatively. Due to the size of the room, this became uncomfortable after about 10 mins so I got her on all fours and continued to eat her out. I then spread her cheeks and licked her ass whilst gently fingering her pussy, getting her quite wet. To finish, I laid on my back and she bent over me from the side putting one of her B cups in my mouth while kissing my nipple and wanking me off. I fingered her pussy, then put a finger in her ass. There was a slight initial protest but I think she like it as it went a bit deeper and she let out a murmur of pleasure. I was well worked up now and came forcefully, well and truly pleasured.  She cleaned me up and offered a shower. As I left the receptionist asked if I had enjoyed it but I had spotted that the traffic was moving outside rather than waiting at the lights as normal so I just said yes and made a dash for the door. Overall, a great session at £85 in total.

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I see there are 3 new girls at Zhangri La Wimbledon, Susu, Alice and Nana. Anyone seen them? Might try to Toftt if I can get there.

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Offline KingCrowley

Hi  guys,could anyone remember a black massage therapist in Newbury park,Ilford,Newham area? I know i saw some good reviews for one but can't remeber any details about it.Any help is appreciated,tried contacting Maisie in Finchley but she is not answering. Cheers   

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First review for me, even if it's a "mini" one. Went today to Let's Relax Studio (next to main marketplace, easy to park at Morrison's nearby) for a 2 hours massage (75 £).

Met Suza, definitely chuby (I do like that), from Hong Kong as far as I could collect. Nice face (7/10) and great boobs if you're into that. Approx 25 years old I'd say.

The massage part was really great (main reason to go there). Not much CC swipes or anything that would let me to believe extras were on offer. But once turned around, she offered BJ for 30£ or B2B for 50£. I was feeling generous and probably already over-relaxed from the massage, went for both as I was quite into her.

The B2B was kept to a minimum, and without oil as the rest of the massage, so negative point for that. The BJ part on the other hand was really awesome for me. You could tell she was putting much love and care into it. So much that I decided to return the favor. After some reassurance it was just that and no FS, she decided it was OK for her after all, sop we both continued enjoying some time in 69.

Even though that was my 3rd pop of the day, she was skillful enough for me not to last as much as I would have hopped. As there was some time left, she offered to continue with some more massaging.

Really great time for me. I know many here would say it's way too much for that kind of service, but I am a happy camper and definitely would return.

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Hi  guys,could anyone remember a black massage therapist in Newbury park,Ilford,Newham area? I know i saw some good reviews for one but can't remeber any details about it.Any help is appreciated,tried contacting Maisie in Finchley but she is not answering. Cheers   

'Love' of Newbury Park is mentioned in the London Independents massage thread, try there.

Offline Titti Tatti

It has been a while and was passing so returned to Siam Massage Chadwell Heath

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There are two women there who are pretty fit. 30 something, slim with long black hair and nicely done bolt ons.  However they last smiled when they shut the shop the night before.

Swedish 40/hr and deep tissue £50.  I

Maiya\Maya gave an excellent massage.

No swipes or teases and it should have alerted me that from then on it would be strictly business. 30HE, 40 top off and 60 b2b. No negotiating.

Went for 40 and was only allowed to touch boobs with hands. To finish she got on table kneeling between my legs, the least sexy position imaginable. I made her work it hard and she even tried to count the hr from when I entered the room not 5 mins later when she did.

I've seen her twice and her attitude is getting worse. Depressing.

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I went a 2wks ago circa 12pm and saw a lady called lily.

she had a scar on her chest and a tattoo on her stomach. I paid £20 for hr, £20 for nude, £45 hr massage.

her nipples were large and I did have a suck of them, I tried to do b2b but she had oil on her hands!!

overall a cheap and cheerful experience. 

 

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Lovely lady. Proper curvy, gorgeous English MILF. It's a legit massage performed topless with HE at the end. All included for £70 in an hour.