London massage shop mini reviews

[sparkus]

Primo Massage Wentworth St seems to have upped their naughty levels lately. I've had one count of FS (Anna/Annie?) and a few OWO's in the last two months.

I had a spectacular 69 on the first week of opening. Can still taste the gash.

[sparkus]

Is this supposed to be a sentence?

His war on syntax.

[LLPunting]

I had a spectacular 69 on the first week of opening. Can still taste the gash.

If you can still taste it you may have more of a memento than you bargained for...  glad you got to tuck in.

[Botev Plovdiv]

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New kid on the block between Finchley Central and North Finchley. Slightly odd location because not many passing people on foot but lots of motor traffic, often sat still which makes it slightly indiscreet, as well as the fact that there are restaurants either side.

Anyway, £30 for 30 mins. Kept my undies on because thought it was probably legit. However 10 mins in she asks to remove them and ended up with an offer of £20 HJ and £40 naked. Went £40. Sucked her tits and played with her pussy. Her name was Mango and she only works Fridays. Will try at some point to see if similar offerings are available on other days, but can’t see how it’s going to get enough business to survive in what appears to be an odd location.

[psychomusicianx]

I've been past that place and thought the same thing about its location - wonder how long it'll last. Just saw Cindy (Shindy?) at Natural Ways, Barnet. She's like the others there (bar one who I've not been serviced by): definitely 50+, a definite post-childbirth and age belly, and not bad looking but past their prime. She's Chinese, I think her English is better than she lets on, large loose vulva, and her belly makes her boobs look deceptively small but I'd hazard a guess at C cups. £45 for 1 hour; I found her massage technique effective but not very varied. On the flip, not much if any massage before she asked what I wanted. Offered £40 for B2B, which was accepted. It seemed more like naked HR though (which I'd normally offer £30) with full access - I think I had three fingers up her at one point. She made some encouraging noises and that was about it. The session ended with extended head massage, which was good. And, she offered me a shower. Overall, above average in my view and it worked for me, but I can absolutely see mileage would vary a lot!

[Jonestown]

I've been past that place and thought the same thing about its location - wonder how long it'll last. Just saw Cindy (Shindy?) at Natural Ways, Barnet. She's like the others there (bar one who I've not been serviced by): definitely 50+, a definite post-childbirth and age belly, and not bad looking but past their prime. She's Chinese, I think her English is better than she lets on, large loose vulva, and her belly makes her boobs look deceptively small but I'd hazard a guess at C cups. £45 for 1 hour; I found her massage technique effective but not very varied. On the flip, not much if any massage before she asked what I wanted. Offered £40 for B2B, which was accepted. It seemed more like naked HR though (which I'd normally offer £30) with full access - I think I had three fingers up her at one point. She made some encouraging noises and that was about it. The session ended with extended head massage, which was good. And, she offered me a shower. Overall, above average in my view and it worked for me, but I can absolutely see mileage would vary a lot!

I think there should be a deduction from the tip for every year over the age of 35 or 40 the masseuse is, say £1 per year, so for a 50 year old it would be tip, say £40, less 10x£1 = £30.

[Jonestown]

Went into DST at Tolworth today, nice well presented shop, decent sized rooms, its about a 10 minute jog from Tolworth rail station, but there does seem to be free parking in the immediate area round the shop. Saw Michelle, mid thirties, Chinese, size 10, medium height, seemed happy go lucky, very sweet lady. £45 door fee and £50 tip resulted in a very nice time for all. She works Tuesday, Wednesday & Saturday at Tolworth, plus I think Friday at the Byfleet branch. Highly recommended.

[markfin]

Can I ask what you got for £50? I’ve been there a couple of times but it was pretty mediocre

[LLPunting]

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New kid on the block between Finchley Central and North Finchley. Slightly odd location because not many passing people on foot but lots of motor traffic, often sat still which makes it slightly indiscreet, as well as the fact that there are restaurants either side.

Anyway, £30 for 30 mins. Kept my undies on because thought it was probably legit. However 10 mins in she asks to remove them and ended up with an offer of £20 HJ and £40 naked. Went £40. Sucked her tits and played with her pussy. Her name was Mango and she only works Fridays. Will try at some point to see if similar offerings are available on other days, but can’t see how it’s going to get enough business to survive in what appears to be an odd location.

Thanks for this update.  Can you describe the lady in more detail please? Her enthusiasm and mood before and after the transition?

@KT this girl was made for you to test.

[LLPunting]

Went into DST at Tolworth today, nice well presented shop, decent sized rooms, its about a 10 minute jog from Tolworth rail station, but there does seem to be free parking in the immediate area round the shop. Saw Michelle, mid thirties, Chinese, size 10, medium height, seemed happy go lucky, very sweet lady. £45 door fee and £50 tip resulted in a very nice time for all. She works Tuesday, Wednesday & Saturday at Tolworth, plus I think Friday at the Byfleet branch. Highly recommended.

Thanks for the update.  
Can you give any more detail on Michele's services and looks please?
Any Intel on the other girls working that day or on roster?

Tried to PM you.

[sparkus]

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New kid on the block between Finchley Central and North Finchley. Slightly odd location because not many passing people on foot but lots of motor traffic, often sat still which makes it slightly indiscreet, as well as the fact that there are restaurants either side.

Anyway, £30 for 30 mins. Kept my undies on because thought it was probably legit. However 10 mins in she asks to remove them and ended up with an offer of £20 HJ and £40 naked. Went £40. Sucked her tits and played with her pussy. Her name was Mango and she only works Fridays. Will try at some point to see if similar offerings are available on other days, but can’t see how it’s going to get enough business to survive in what appears to be an odd location.

There was of course the infamous Mango of the Goodge Street shop, plastic tits and caked in make up.

[wilfred]

Went into DST at Tolworth today, nice well presented shop, decent sized rooms, its about a 10 minute jog from Tolworth rail station, but there does seem to be free parking in the immediate area round the shop. Saw Michelle, mid thirties, Chinese, size 10, medium height, seemed happy go lucky, very sweet lady. £45 door fee and £50 tip resulted in a very nice time for all. She works Tuesday, Wednesday & Saturday at Tolworth, plus I think Friday at the Byfleet branch. Highly recommended.

I’m an infrequent regular at this place mainly for Michelle. For me at any rate her service and attitude is very reliable. She looks and behaves more like a sexy office flirt than an Asian masseuse, glasses and often blouse, skirt and hold-ups add to the impression. ...so would better English.

Massage is ok, there is plenty of teasing early on when face down, putting her body in the way of your finger tips and then removing it again. And teasing is her real forte, body to body can be quite raunchy in terms of body slides, plenty kisses, but never quite seems to progress to dfk, same with RO, more just a taste than dfro.

[Botev Plovdiv]

Thanks for this update.  Can you describe the lady in more detail please? Her enthusiasm and mood before and after the transition?”

She kept it dark but would say probably  in her late 30s/early 40s. Fairly small tits but with the longest nipples I’ve ever sucked. Reasonable shape. Don’t recall signs of kids or flab. Ok looking but no hottie. Very friendly though. Very basic English from our limited conversation.

Other thing I should have mentioned was there was no sign of a shower and none was offered. But there was another room because she was finishing off some other guy in it whilst I waited my turn. I wanted to leave 5 mins early and she wanted me to stay so not a clock watcher which was good. Definitely worth another visit.

[LLPunting]

Thanks for this update.  Can you describe the lady in more detail please? Her enthusiasm and mood before and after the transition?”

She kept it dark but would say probably  in her late 30s/early 40s. Fairly small tits but with the longest nipples I’ve ever sucked. Reasonable shape. Don’t recall signs of kids or flab. Ok looking but no hottie. Very friendly though. Very basic English from our limited conversation.

Other thing I should have mentioned was there was no sign of a shower and none was offered. But there was another room because she was finishing off some other guy in it whilst I waited my turn. I wanted to leave 5 mins early and she wanted me to stay so not a clock watcher which was good. Definitely worth another visit.

Thanks for update.

[Titti Tatti]

So maybe I dreamed this or maybe not...

Can't find an address on the web ...but (I believe) I was driving up Vicaridge Lane, E15, when I spot a shop offering Thai Massages. Near corner with Devany Rd   can't remember the name but events suggest it's a 'new' location for the shop that was just off West Ham Lane, then at Upton Lane. They claim to have been here 18 months which is possible as some of the wallpaper is hanging off.  Not a classy joint.  Paid for parking opposite.

£45 hr, I strip off for Mayia. Nice looking, dark skinned, slim, late 30'?  A cut above average for these joints. Talented masseuse, keeps moving towel around but no swipes. I make sure she knows I've been to the old place.  In wanders Nicola(?) Who I recall as a receptionist.  She's really hot but looks 50 when stern and 19 when smiling. This happens 2 or 3 times and they are now laughing about a 4 hand massage and Nicola's hand is on my butt.  She disappears and just after 30 mins Sarah(?) Who is not so hot but not the plainest 'girl' in such a place, comes in with Nicola.  Now everyone's laughing .  N gives me a little tickle and then S is not so shy and holds my cock throughout the negotiations. B2B £40 each. It's clear S will be the most active and I end up £80 lighter with A and Mayia in the room, All of us naked. 

They know what they are up to and it's S on her knees wanking me as hard as I've ever had it, and M being a little coy as I play with her. Fingering out side and no kissing on lips or her tits! they do not physically interact  It's clear they are rushing me and I'm not overly concerned as I take a long time time to come.  BUT not this time...they've won. Juices involuntarily run without that powerful feeling of completion. Normally I make sure things are done my way but they ambushed me! At this point For them it's over and in truth I feel like having a shower rather than e.g. A head massage.


So a great surprise and technically I've now had a five hander☺  Another thing ticked off the imaginary list. I sure it can be a lot more sensual than this, but it's hard to beat that rush you get when something new is on.


But the b2b but was only 10-15 mins (do you count it as X2?) For £80. Back outside 55 mins. So not VFM....but I'm still smiling.


I will return but will bring less cash and slow things down...


PS Warning apparently 'mad' Pam still works here.  I'm convinced they keep her in a cupboard and only let her out when it's busy. 

[Titti Tatti]

So maybe I dreamed this or maybe not...

Can't find an address on the web ...but (I believe) I was driving up Vicaridge Lane, E15, when I spot a shop offering Thai Massages. Near corner with Devany Rd   can't remember the name but events suggest it's a 'new' location for the shop that was just off West Ham Lane, then at Upton Lane. They claim to have been here 18 months which is possible as some of the wallpaper is hanging off.  Not a classy joint.  Paid for parking opposite.

£45 hr, I strip off for Mayia. Nice looking, dark skinned, slim, late 30'?  A cut above average for these joints. Talented masseuse, keeps moving towel around but no swipes. I make sure she knows I've been to the old place.  In wanders Nicola(?) Who I recall as a receptionist.  She's really hot but looks 50 when stern and 19 when smiling. This happens 2 or 3 times and they are now laughing about a 4 hand massage and Nicola's hand is on my butt.  She disappears and just after 30 mins Sarah(?) Who is not so hot but not the plainest 'girl' in such a place, comes in with Nicola.  Now everyone's laughing .  N gives me a little tickle and then S is not so shy and holds my cock throughout the negotiations. B2B £40 each. It's clear S will be the most active and I end up £80 lighter with A and Mayia in the room, All of us naked. 

They know what they are up to and it's S on her knees wanking me as hard as I've ever had it, and M being a little coy as I play with her. Fingering out side and no kissing on lips or her tits! they do not physically interact  It's clear they are rushing me and I'm not overly concerned as I take a long time time to come.  BUT not this time...they've won. Juices involuntarily run without that powerful feeling of completion. Normally I make sure things are done my way but they ambushed me! At this point For them it's over and in truth I feel like having a shower rather than e.g. A head massage.


So a great surprise and technically I've now had a five hander☺  Another thing ticked off the imaginary list. I sure it can be a lot more sensual than this, but it's hard to beat that rush you get when something new is on.


But the b2b but was only 10-15 mins (do you count it as X2?) For £80. Back outside 55 mins. So not VFM....but I'm still smiling.


I will return but will bring less cash and slow things down...


PS Warning apparently 'mad' Pam still works here.  I'm convinced they keep her in a cupboard and only let her out when it's busy.

Can't seem to edit.  Autocorrect keeps messing this up.
To be clear it was Sarah and Mayia for the ending

[Jokerinpack]

Walked into HMN Goodge Street 2 days ago. Seen by DIDI, EE skinny chick who washed me in oil and had a very average massage game. Asked for 80 naked hand job which I declined with much laughter. The search goes on.

Also saw Coco at FUHE on the same day and had an ok session FS with her but she was preoccupied with an argument she was having with a boyfriend on her phone?! Not the most enjoyable of encounters. Wish Fei Fei would return!

Where next???

[sparkus]

Can't seem to edit.  Autocorrect keeps messing this up.
To be clear it was Sarah and Mayia for the ending

So you enjoyed some S&M 

Pam also work(ed?) at River Kwai.  Mad as a box of frogs as you say but was fun.

[pgpgpgpg]

I wouldn’t recommend her as seems to have little concern about condoms unless that’s what you want.

Little concern is putting it mildly

[Bigboy247]

Walked into HMN Goodge Street 2 days ago. Seen by DIDI, EE skinny chick who washed me in oil and had a very average massage game. Asked for 80 naked hand job which I declined with much laughter. The search goes on.

Also saw Coco at FUHE on the same day and had an ok session FS with her but she was preoccupied with an argument she was having with a boyfriend on her phone?! Not the most enjoyable of encounters. Wish Fei Fei would return!

Where next???


I miss Fei Fei! Was Coco fit looking?

[another381]

Longtime lurker, first time poster.

Thanks for all the reviews, chat and general info so many of you provide. Has been helpful in the past and time to give back. If i've made mistakes point them out for me to correct next time.

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Visited Healthcare on the corner of Wentworth Street a few weeks back. Late night urge and empty streets. £50 for an hour, can't remember the girls name. Led downstairs to a tiny room with just enough space to move around the table. Shower in the corner.

Mid 30s thai girl, not bad looking 7/10 IMO. Was very fun and flirty from the off. Massage was decent and there was a stray hand here and there. Halfway through she asks if i want extras. Decide to turn down b2b, price was to high. Opted for HE for £30. Flipped over and she works my shaft and teases my balls a bit. Works it well and i cum hard. Cleans me up and finishes the massage.

Not bad but not great either. She could be fun but the cost of finding out puts me off going for B2B.

[Jonestown]

Wish Fei Fei would return!

There was a Fei Fei on the rota just down the road at FHS last Friday, what are the chances, pretty slim I'd imagine, but you never know.

[NoHo]

I went to Yunji in Charleville road the other Monday and saw Tina
Young looking and very slim
Massage ok. £40 accepted for b2b and finger and tongue welcome in very compact trimmed pussy
Tiny chest with small unresponsive nips
Nice attitude though

[disco]

Who would you suggest for the best massage/b2b with pussy-slides?

[Kev40ish]

Who would you suggest for the best massage/b2b with pussy-slides?

Irina not a massage shop

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[Bigboy247]

There was a Fei Fei on the rota just down the road at FHS last Friday, what are the chances, pretty slim I'd imagine, but you never know.

Slim I would say

[LLPunting]

Longtime lurker, first time poster.

Thanks for all the reviews, chat and general info so many of you provide. Has been helpful in the past and time to give back. If i've made mistakes point them out for me to correct next time.

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Visited Healthcare on the corner of Wentworth Street a few weeks back. Late night urge and empty streets. £50 for an hour, can't remember the girls name. Led downstairs to a tiny room with just enough space to move around the table. Shower in the corner.

Mid 30s thai girl, not bad looking 7/10 IMO. Was very fun and flirty from the off. Massage was decent and there was a stray hand here and there. Halfway through she asks if i want extras. Decide to turn down b2b, price was to high. Opted for HE for £30. Flipped over and she works my shaft and teases my balls a bit. Works it well and i cum hard. Cleans me up and finishes the massage.

Not bad but not great either. She could be fun but the cost of finding out puts me off going for B2B.

How tall was she?
Colour and length of hair?
Size and condition of tits?
Good English then?  Accent?
How much for B2B?
Any distinguishing features about her face? 
Pock marks, scars, tattoos, piercings?

[another381]

Sorry should have given more detail. Starting out, will get the hang of this soon.

5'6
Black hair, fairly long (past her shoulders)
32B, didn't get her topless can't comment on condition of tits
Good english, not a strong accent
B2B was £50
No distinguishing features on her face. Has a naughty look about her a little slutty.
Didn't see any markings on her.

[No None Sense]

Another trip (probably the last!) to Mint Thai Spa in Malden Road Kentish Town.
Met Joy who was the only one in the shop in that early afternoon. Mid 40s and a non looker, size 12-14.
Paid 45 and got naked in the decent room with a shower.
Ok massage throughout but had better massage from everyone else there!
On the flip was offered a HR for 30 which I declined as I had never paid more than 20. I was offered a BJ for 30 in there on previous visits!
She kept going on about 20 was not enough and I finally agreed 25.
HR just OK. Wet wiped me off and dried me and left after nearly 45 mins as I was in a rush.
Another bad point is that the Pay & Display outside the shop has a maximum an hour limit which makes u rushed.

[sparkus]

Another trip (probably the last!) to Mint Thai Spa in Malden Road Kentish Town.
Met Joy who was the only one in the shop in that early afternoon. Mid 40s and a non looker, size 12-14.
Paid 45 and got naked in the decent room with a shower.
Ok massage throughout but had better massage from everyone else there!
On the flip was offered a HR for 30 which I declined as I had never paid more than 20. I was offered a BJ for 30 in there on previous visits!
She kept going on about 20 was not enough and I finally agreed 25.
HR just OK. Wet wiped me off and dried me and left after nearly 45 mins as I was in a rush.
Another bad point is that the Pay & Display outside the shop has a maximum an hour limit which makes u rushed.

It's funny how women called Joy in massage shops generally provided anything but.

[Silver Birch]

Fantasia - Charing Cross Road

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1 hour / £45 + £20 HE

I spotted a £5 discount for new customers on the website but this became a bit of a negotiation, which annoyed me. I was considering walking out on on principle, but fortunately it didn't come to that.

Masseuse Lily. Tall, slim, long hair and nice looking. I've said it many times, I'm not overly attracted to orientals but happy for them to pamper me.

I asked for a medium massage which was delivered well but I am always disappointed if there is no teasing, cc swipes, reach-unders, or at least a few 'accidental brushes' before the turnover. Unfortunately I didn't get any of the above prior to the flip 

On the turnover Lily asked if I wanted extras. She was very clear there are only two prices in this establishment £20 HE and £40 B2B. I'd read on here B2B wasn't always naked here and touching could be limited, so I asked if I could touch her naked body on B2B, and she said I could touch her bum and didn't confirm if she would be naked.

She hadn't done anything to arouse me at this point so my big brain was making the decisions and I wasn't tempted to risk B2B. Lily provided a very enjoyable, unrushed handjob, but it was all a bit too vanilla for me (no bum teasing!).

Positive rating because I still left satisfied, but doubt I will return. 

[Wankingdead]

New massage/spa in Bromley
Suzy’s massage
45 minutes £40 plus £40 b2b.
I spotted this new joint on the Bromley road in Downham, the location is on the main road between a cafe and a car vape shop, bus stop close by and the whole shop front is glass so no the best for discreetness however there a backdoor that opens on an alley so no issue for the shy amongst us.
There is no website address however it is advertised on the famous sticky website.
I called while walking to the place and got given an appointment straight. Decent massage room with a shower in the corner, comfortable massage bed, I was shown the room by Po a late 40’s Chinese woman long black hair size 10 about 5:4 in hight and a slight tommy, chest size about 42b and flat backside.
I took off my clothes and laid on my front, her massage was below average and about the half hour mark she asked the usual question he is £20 and b2b £40 tried to haggle a bit but agreed the quoted price, she took of her top and jogging bottoms and kept her pants on, started to wank me off and I had to ask her about the lack of b2b at which point she rubbed her breasts on my chest a little, I had to pull her to get an access to her breasts and when I got them they were soft with large responsive nipples. However she quickly pulled back claiming to be too sensitive (classic). The he part was also average.
Took a warm shower which was the best part of the encounter and left.
So a poor experience and I will not not be returning. I think at the moment Noriko at Emily’s provide the best massage experience south of the river.

[Wankingdead]

Sorry guys using my phone to write this report is a pain, chest size is only 32b before you start drooling 

[LLPunting]

... I think at the moment Noriko at Emily’s provide the best massage experience south of the river.

Care to elaborate why Noriko is so good?

[Wankingdead]

Thought I wrote a full review on her few weeks ago.

[g284]

External Link/Members Only - seen this girl twice for £80 (although had to haggle a bit). Not great looking and a bit weird but filthy. Starts with a massage but then lets you fuck and does a lot of A play.

What's her body like?

[airrift2010]

What's her body like?

I’d confirm services and price before you see her. I contacted another of OP’s recommendations, Candice, and she was adamant she never does FS. Even the offer of a nice hotel wouldn’t tempt her.

[LLPunting]

Thought I wrote a full review on her few weeks ago.

Just double checked, (am I blind?) no review and no post mentioning Noriko since January when you said Sonya was best at Skyline let alone South of river.

[Jonestown]

I went to Yunji in Charleville road the other Monday and saw Tina
Young looking and very slim
Massage ok. £40 accepted for b2b and finger and tongue welcome in very compact trimmed pussy
Tiny chest with small unresponsive nips
Nice attitude though

I saw Tina through the window today, androgynous as hell, dark and dusky for a Chinese, must have some south asian dna.

[Wankingdead]

Just double checked, (am I blind?) no review and no post mentioning Noriko since January when you said Sonya was best at Skyline let alone South of river.

Damn, I wrote a report while mongering in Dubai, must be one shot too many, I will have to rewrite it

[LLPunting]

Damn, I wrote a report while mongering in Dubai, must be one shot too many, I will have to rewrite it

Cheers, will be interested to read as my experience with her was less than great so she may be a YMMSV girl.

[Bigboy247]

I saw Tina from Yunji last night. She was slim and quite pretty, mid-20s I think.

Excellent massage, a few CC swipes and some cock play. When I turned over, she asked if I wanted B2B. I said yes, but I asked would she do oral and sex as well. She said no, even when I offered more money. She was ok with a finger in her pussy and arse, she didn’t mind me rimming her too.
Cracking body and she finished me off very well.

[dross]

I saw Tina from Yunji last night. She was slim and quite pretty, mid-20s I think.

Excellent massage, a few CC swipes and some cock play. When I turned over, she asked if I wanted B2B. I said yes, but I asked would she do oral and sex as well. She said no, even when I offered more money. She was ok with a finger in her pussy and arse, she didn’t mind me rimming her too.
Cracking body and she finished me off very well.

rough size of boobs? shaved? Did you give her oral? Where'd you cum? Cost/time?  I assume chinese?

[NeverMind07]

I saw Tina through the window today, androgynous as hell, dark and dusky for a Chinese, must have some south asian dna.

Not attractive then?

[NeverMind07]

Saw Nina (as opposed to Tina) at Yunji as I was in the area. Average looking but pleasant. Wasn’t in the mood for b2b so I settled on a therapeutic massage and happy ending. I take some time to come
So she stroked me slowly and teasingly for 40 mins until I came, she didn’t stop stroking until the last drop which was good. In the room next door a customer was groaning repeatedly which caused us to giggle. Not a fan of the premises. Looks tattered and unhygienic.

[LLPunting]

Saw Nina (as opposed to Tina) at Yunji as I was in the area. Average looking but pleasant. Wasn’t in the mood for b2b so I settled on a therapeutic massage and happy ending. I take some time to come
So she stroked me slowly and teasingly for 40 mins until I came, she didn’t stop stroking until the last drop which was good. In the room next door a customer was groaning repeatedly which caused us to giggle. Not a fan of the premises. Looks tattered and unhygienic.

That's the place where the "rooms" are in the basement, quite dungeon-like or a poorly lit, old Italian ristorante from the 70s.  I was put off by how pokey it was, too young to want to try the retro Paul Raymond experience.

[Jonestown]

That's the place where the "rooms" are in the basement, quite dungeon-like or a poorly lit, old Italian ristorante from the 70s.  I was put off by how pokey it was, too young to want to try the retro Paul Raymond experience.

Yungi basement makes the old SLBS basement (styled on a 1950's East German municipal gymnasium) look like the Chelsea Harbour Club.

[Rupert]

I saw Tina from Yunji last night. She was slim and quite pretty, mid-20s I think.

Excellent massage, a few CC swipes and some cock play. When I turned over, she asked if I wanted B2B. I said yes, but I asked would she do oral and sex as well. She said no, even when I offered more money. She was ok with a finger in her pussy and arse, she didn’t mind me rimming her too.
Cracking body and she finished me off very well.

I like the sound of this girl, been out of the game for a while as relocated to Manchester but now I’m back. I remember this place and my only problem is I can’t remember if the girls shower or wash up in between. Hygiene is a big deal for me.

I’ve just visited san ling Swiss Cottage and saw Alice. She has a decent body but no tits and facially I would say 6/10. Her massage is very good tho if you ask for strong. Not much cc swipes to get you in the mood and wanted 60 for b2b talked her down to 40. It was good nothing exceptional but let me ginger her pussy. She said next time sex 80 I said we will talk next time. How is Linda there compared to Alice or others there, anyone?

[LLPunting]

I like the sound of this girl, been out of the game for a while as relocated to Manchester but now I’m back. I remember this place and my only problem is I can’t remember if the girls shower or wash up in between. Hygiene is a big deal for me.

I’ve just visited san ling Swiss Cottage and saw Alice. She has a decent body but no tits and facially I would say 6/10. Her massage is very good tho if you ask for strong. Not much cc swipes to get you in the mood and wanted 60 for b2b talked her down to 40. It was good nothing exceptional but let me ginger her pussy. She said next time sex 80 I said we will talk next time. How is Linda there compared to Alice or others there, anyone?

Look back 2 pages to Kev's summary.

Mimi, not mentioned, is similar to Mary, she's cheeky before but not quite as thorough in looking after you once the deed done, so it's more a performance.  Don't offer more than 40 for B2B management there think this is reasonable, if you get more mileage then tip another 10 or 20 after if you really think it's worth it.  NEVER agree to more than 40 and make sure you start extras by half time.  If the girls think they can rush you a quickie in the last 10 mins they'll just get more greedy.

[Jonestown]

I like the sound of this girl, been out of the game for a while as relocated to Manchester but now I’m back. I remember this place and my only problem is I can’t remember if the girls shower or wash up in between. Hygiene is a big deal for me.

Don't know if there is a shower at Yungi, but if there was I doubt anyone would want to use it.