London massage shop mini reviews

[sparkus]

Me too. Best are the times you click with an indie and it happens organically and for free. I've never paid for a fuck as a massage extra as that would be too expensive for my limited budget.

I also best kept for own counsel e.g. to prevent "Well you fucked him for free, so my turn!"

[BigBoi1955]

best kept for own counsel

100% agreed. The girls have so many cocks to choose from and can be a fickle lot. I fucked one particular masseuse I saw quite a few times.  See wouldn't do topless before nor would she do it on later visits just a HE. Told me she was just feeling horny that day and isn't wasn't going to happen again.

[FlaccidChimp]

I ended up sleeping with a masseuse before and it was great. I could tell she was open to me after the first meet. Several meets later we ended up kissing and touching which eventually led to her inserting my mini me We did it on two occasions but eventually she got a boyfriend and was off limits. I feel like a lot of masseuses will do it but just select guys, unlike escorts who sleep with almost anyone.

[daddy_sam]

Natural Health- Chiltern Street
52 Chiltern St, Marylebone, London W1U 7QU

Has anybody been here recently ? i visited this place around christmas last year and found just one sweet lass working there. She talked a lot and massaged for almost an hour. Then at the end she asked me if i wanted HE, it was standard rates. Agreed on B2B for 60 . She stripped naked, was flat tummy, very nice shape and didnt mind me rubbing her as she playing with my cock. Overall it was non rushed experience plus she was in no rush as it was Christmas. Just checking if anybody knows whats going on there recently.

[sparkus]

100% agreed. The girls have so many cocks to choose from and can be a fickle lot. I fucked one particular masseuse I saw quite a few times.  See wouldn't do topless before nor would she do it on later visits just a HE. Told me she was just feeling horny that day and isn't wasn't going to happen again.

I've spent thousands on this game but probably wouldn't have had, had it not been for such random occurrences like a semi-regular with a condom between her teeth (nodding and shaking her head to ascertain my willingness) on the flip, before riding me CG on the table saying "I've been wanting to do this for ages".

There's all kinds of reason why sex can be withheld on later visits, including recent grief from the authorities.

[sparkus]

I ended up sleeping with a masseuse before and it was great. I could tell she was open to me after the first meet. Several meets later we ended up kissing and touching which eventually led to her inserting my mini me We did it on two occasions but eventually she got a boyfriend and was off limits. I feel like a lot of masseuses will do it but just select guys, unlike escorts who sleep with almost anyone.

The whores!

[BreelE100]

Can anyone recommend a good place in central London that gives a really good massage but also does oral? The places I have checked out so far, either the massage itself is weak and crap or they only do hand relief at a push.

[exhippy]

Only once did I get to fuck a masseur. she was one of the Chinese 'osterley' girls. I'd had very intimate massages with her, we got on very well and maybe on the 9th or 10th she said did I want to fuck. However the following time I saw her she didn't repeat it, and I felt very awkward. A shame because I actually like the woman a lot

[Massageonly]

Struggling to find any options for a he massage in the city ie near Barbican and st Paul's sort of area.  Anyone know any good shops or even Indies around that area?

[fisherofsouls]

Ever fucked a masseuse ? Absolutely 

Please read back through my reviews for the gory details...

[goodmans]

Thers a thai place in Holborn in grays inn road shes in her mid 30s rina 136 grays inn road

[Vaidrocky]

Leyton Natural Health, E11 4PB
Sunday evening in June.
Buzzed in and greeted by the receptionist, Chines late 40s I reckon (Face 4/10). She told me she would be the masseuse. I asked for someone else but she insisted and I gave in.
Paid £40 for 1 hour and left to get ready.
Massage was firm and good, a few cc wipes and reach unders. At the 40 min mark turned over and she offered HJ @ 20 and BJ @ 40, I offered 30 for latter which was accepted. Off came her clothes and she put my hand on her butt. I slipped my thumb in her pussy which she seemed to enjoy but wouldn't let me finger her asshole. She offered her long perky nips which I sucked and she even tried kissing me but I wasnt keen. Asked her to suck me and she started sucking. Held her head and face fucked her while fingers inside her and CIM. Bit of chit chat and light massage to end. VFM experience in my opinion.

[BenHiggins]

I don't want to begin a new thread so I will ask a related question here. Has anyone ever fucked a masseuse?

Yes with 3.  One in Central London that I go back to.  We have known each other for a few years.  Another happened before but not guaranteed again.  The other back in Charing Cross Everwell days.  All depends on your longer term relationship with them in my experience.  Have you?

[sparkus]

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[Hugeadmirer]

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Leelawadee -Tulse Hill
Good massage with very nice happy ending. Girl (lady) was mid 40s, plump but had a pretty enough face. £30 for HE, no other sensual activity throughout however

[FlaccidChimp]

Yes with 3.  One in Central London that I go back to.  We have known each other for a few years.  Another happened before but not guaranteed again.  The other back in Charing Cross Everwell days.  All depends on your longer term relationship with them in my experience.  Have you?

Today I went back to a masseuse after a few weeks break. I had give up on her because she didn't want to kiss me but decided to give her another shot. This was like the 5th meet so we are cordial. After a short chat I decided to grope her. She eventually responded with "do you want to give me a massage?" It turns out I'm decent at it with all the techniques I've remembered being used on myself. 40 mins flew by of me massaging her. Afterwards she immediately did body 2 body and during that she asked if I wanted to use a condom. I nodded and she put it on and began to ride away.

[FlaccidChimp]

Visited a new Thai place on Trafalgar road in Greenwich. The venue is quite nice. The room I used was spacey with a shower in it. However the ladies working there are in their 40s. The two women I saw were average looking at best. I gave it a shot at £30 for half an hour. The massage began as a backbreaking session. I thought I should be paid to endure this. I had to tell her it's too hard. Some moments were okay after that but it was quite a poor massage overall. On the flip I was offered £30 for HJ and £50 for topless. No way was I going to pay £50 for topless when you can get b2b for 30-50 in the next town over. I went with the £30 HJ. The HJ redeemed her a bit and she found out the pressure point to make me cum pretty quickly.  She also grabbed my hand and placed it on her ass but there is weird special clothing that prevents you sliding your hand into her clothes to feel any flesh.

Wont be visiting again just because there are better service providers in the area. Other places have younger, hotter girls that give better massages, as well as comparable HJ's.

[FlaccidChimp]

Unisex Heath and Beauty Salon
116 Blackheath Road, London SE10 8DA
07539933456

I walked past and saw a cute girl next to an unattractive one at the reception. So I went to the ATM and returned. I specifically asked for the cute girl and was told she was new. There was another girl I saw there with a nicer body but her face wasn't as appealing to me. The girl I saw claimed to have trained for two days but her massage was quite good. She's actually better than every independent masseuse I've ever had. She said her name is Q. I saw her on Tuesday but don't know which day she works, but you can phone them.
When I was in there I think I heard another guy go in another room. I heard groans from him and I think I heard the sound of him pounding cheeks. I don't know what else could make that noise. After around 15 mins that room went silent.

Q:
Looked like a teen or early twenties until good lighting was present and I realized she's in her 30s.
Good massage.
decent hand job
Should improve in skill

It may seem like I'm touting but it's just what happened... she provided good service after apparently only two days of training.

Disclaimer. The usual receptionist is unattractive and there have been quite a few non lookers there in the past so if you go make sure you pick a girl.

[sparkus]

Bloody hell FC, quite a day for you.

[FlaccidChimp]

Unisex Heath and Beauty Salon
116 Blackheath Road, London SE10 8DA
07539933456

I walked past and saw a cute girl next to an unattractive one at the reception. So I went to the ATM and returned. I specifically asked for the cute girl and was told she was new. There was another girl I saw there with a nicer body but her face wasn't as appealing to me. The girl I saw claimed to have trained for two days but her massage was quite good. She's actually better than every independent masseuse I've ever had. She said her name is Q. I saw her on Tuesday but don't know which day she works, but you can phone them.
When I was in there I think I heard another guy go in another room. I heard groans from him and I think I heard the sound of him pounding cheeks. I don't know what else could make that noise. After around 15 mins that room went silent.

Q:
Looked like a teen or early twenties until good lighting was present and I realized she's in her 30s.
Good massage.
decent hand job
Should improve in skill

It may seem like I'm touting but it's just what happened... she provided good service after apparently only two days of training.

Disclaimer. The usual receptionist is unattractive and there have been quite a few non lookers there in the past so if you go make sure you pick a girl.

Also the girls here have very poor English, even the receptionist has basic English with terrible pronunciation. The masseuse there used a translator with me between basic statements.

[hawkzville]

Only once did I get to fuck a masseur. she was one of the Chinese 'osterley' girls. I'd had very intimate massages with her, we got on very well and maybe on the 9th or 10th she said did I want to fuck. However the following time I saw her she didn't repeat it, and I felt very awkward. A shame because I actually like the woman a lot

This is my experience too - though not with the Chinese-of-Osterley I hasten to add (never been there). I've moved around the country through work a fair amount over the last 30 or so years and I've noticed that the pattern seems to be universal. It's almost like one of those loyalty card schemes carried out by Costa (or similar) in that you build up points with visits and when you've visited enough times (in her head clearly) you get the BJ or the shag...… then as E-H states in his post above, you go back again and you are back at "zero". For me the queue to move on, but it's what keeps me visiting masseuses (though admittedly not for quite a while now, so I must put that right), the mental "chess match" as to how many visits before I get the prize.

[hawkzville]

Ha! "queue" of course I mean "cue".

[Lololilol01]

Anyone recommend a place near chancery lane? Haven't explored much other than around Wentworth Street.
Cheers

[Snork80]

Wasn't sure whether to mention, but went to a fairly prominent Thai shop near Baker St tube today. I had understood the place to be completely legit, as has been mentioned a couple of times in this thread.

I went in for an actual deep tissue massage for a couple of sore areas and boy did they get worked on. . Nearing the end I was on my back, uncovered, and she was still working on my quads, when I started getting a few brushes of the old fella. I was a bit surprised, but then she announced 5 mins to go, and asked if I wanted anything else massaged, "feet or head... ", no harm no foul right, so I asked her if she did a special massage, to which she confirmed a hand job only.

HJ was decent, I didn't try to feel her up tbh. No specific fee was discussed but when she asked for her tip  before leaving the room I gave her £30 which she seemed happy with.

I strongly suspect it is not house policy, and any
chance of extras would  be very dependent on the masseuse you get.

[Solran]

Anyone been with Layla Argentinian at Emily’s in Lewisham? Any info appreciated.

[xxplosive]

Anyone been with Layla Argentinian at Emily’s in Lewisham? Any info appreciated.

Likewise, I'd like to know if anyone has experienced. There is also a new girl called Mariko from Japan today.

Have not been to Emily's for a while as have been waiting on a surefire bet (like Tara American / Brazilian) to re-emerge before splashing my cash again.

Any info would be greatly appreciated.

[Lololilol01]

Pope's into place on Wentworth road. On the corner. Can't remember it's name. Third time visiting. Alright location. Can be busy.
Got a girl named Anna or anda or something. Late 20s? Chinese. Second time seeing. Has nice fake tita and great ass. Fit build.
Payed 30£ for 30mins. 5-10mins into massage was asked if I wanted naughty massage.
Was offered body to body for 50. Happy ending for 20 or special happy ending for 30. Went with the special happy ending. Was amazing. Lots of light touches bit of ass play which was an unexpected delight. Went for 15-20mina of edging. Blew one of the biggest loads I've done.

[dross]

Pope's into place on Wentworth road. On the corner. Can't remember it's name. Third time visiting. Alright location. Can be busy.
Got a girl named Anna or anda or something. Late 20s? Chinese. Second time seeing. Has nice fake tita and great ass. Fit build.
Payed 30£ for 30mins. 5-10mins into massage was asked if I wanted naughty massage.
Was offered body to body for 50. Happy ending for 20 or special happy ending for 30. Went with the special happy ending. Was amazing. Lots of light touches bit of ass play which was an unexpected delight. Went for 15-20mina of edging. Blew one of the biggest loads I've done.

what was so special about the HJ that you'd pay another 10 bucks for?? How big fake tits, was she topless/nude?  Ass play on her or you?

[Rejji]

Likewise, I'd like to know if anyone has experienced. There is also a new girl called Mariko from Japan today.

Have not been to Emily's for a while as have been waiting on a surefire bet (like Tara American / Brazilian) to re-emerge before splashing my cash again.

Any info would be greatly appreciated.

Funny, enough i only saw her last week and been meaning to post but didn't get round to it. Her name is Noriko. Young 20 yrs of age I believe she was, and looks it too. Size 8 probably 32b cups.

Surprisingly gives a really good massage for her age, so her massage alone was really pleasing which is hard to find me thinks. A few CC swipes and extra she will do B2B for 40. Since her massage was so good I didn't bother haggle it down but I'm sure if I tried I could have ended up getting it for £30.

Face, not best looking. 5/10 for me. But massage for sure 10/10

[xxplosive]

Funny, enough i only saw her last week and been meaning to post but didn't get round to it. Her name is Noriko. Young 20 yrs of age I believe she was, and looks it too. Size 8 probably 32b cups.

Surprisingly gives a really good massage for her age, so her massage alone was really pleasing which is hard to find me thinks. A few CC swipes and extra she will do B2B for 40. Since her massage was so good I didn't bother haggle it down but I'm sure if I tried I could have ended up getting it for £30.

Face, not best looking. 5/10 for me. But massage for sure 10/10

Thanks reiji. How was the b2b / hand relief?

[Rejji]

Thanks reiji. How was the b2b / hand relief?

Her b2b starts while ur lying on ur stomach, which is actually not to bad and quit arousing, as she plays with ur toy a bit but once u turn on ur back its just OK...nothing extra special... Wouldn't say bad either. Hand relief was also OK, again nothing special.

[vlad.tech]

Went to acupoint massage in Baker street(appears on google maps as elements massage) £75 total(£45 for 45 mins + £30 HR). Both the massage and the HE were total shit. Delivered by a rom

[jeevan1]

Anyone been with Layla Argentinian at Emily’s in Lewisham? Any info appreciated.

seen Layla ok nothing special got covered bj for 40.00 was offered fs for 100.00 nice arse though

[MindyandMork]

Did  you not ask there branch  in tower bridge Rd  all girls  there  give extras lin is the best girl  she walks on your  back  i would  say she is early  30s

Hmm, had a dire experience there today with a lady calling herself Lin.

Paid £50 for one hour. Got settled without the towel and Lin got to work.

Her massage technique is very good. Her attitude on the day not so much. When she whispered if I would look after her at the 30 mins mark and I suggested B2B , she countered with £80.

I declined and after a bit of back and forth , we arrived at £50 with her naked and a happy ending. So she starts massaging again with me face up and asks for the money. I say no problem, at the end.

Another min or two later she then starts saying 'I don't feel.comfortable' and makes no move to remove any clothing.

By this point the mood is well and truly killed, and I think fuck it. Why do I want to hang around any longer?

I get up to get dressed and she's asking me what's wrong. I politely point out it's disappointing when people agree something and then change their mind.

She now realises the situation she's put herself in (eg no tip at all) and tries to coax me back into the massage table but I wasn't having any of it. I wasn't rude or aggressive but the moment had passed and it wasn't coming back any time soon.

She said she was sorry for upsetting me, I told her I wasn't upset, just disappointed but that she didn't have to worry about that.

She left the room whilst I was still dressing and on leaving the room there was no sign.of her.

YMMV of course but personally I wouldn't be looking to see her again.

[Tim570]

Any recommendations for EEs in around central london? Came across site call tantric touch? Any one can vouch for them?

[stampjones]

Fuck me - I go away for a week and everything goes mad. Admin leaves and no-one can get FS in a massage joint anymore! Is that really true? You can only get it with regs? I havent done much in shops for the last year or two but in my experience it wasnt very hard. One in every 5-10 girls who did extras would happily fuck you as well. Is that not the case anymore? Without naming names there are/were places in soho (many), baker street, paddington, earls court, sheppy bush, finchley road, north end road kings cross and many more.

[Tedbandy]

Being indecisive today, gonna head to Wentworth street area i think. Whos worth trying out?

[Tedbandy]

Out of vague interest, has anyone on here managed to get the ultra-flirty curvy bird on reception at Toynbee Street ('Diamond Thai' near the junction with Wentworth, not 'Thai Kosai' spa further up) to do the honours? She swears blind she doesn't but purrs so seductively I leave with bluest of blue balls 

Now this sounds like a challenge i may take up today.

[jichael mackson]

216 fulham palace road hammersmith w6 9nt

£45 for the hour led downstairs by Amy who then gave the massage - early 30's short Chinese girl dumpy body, average face, friendly, a bit flirty and only girl available (she was at desk when entered). Only works Sunday

Massage was poor, moving to average in places. She had the most annoying habit of saying "you ok?" every 30 seconds, to which I gave up replying... but she carried on robotically. Some small chitchat, asking if Im local, I asked in reply if she lived in Hammersmith... she responded something about Hounslow and complained "no good, too much black. Black man no good" and then laughing. I moved on from this and asked where else she worked and she mentioned Ruislip & Seven Sisters

On the turn over her CC swipes and reach unders were doing the job as I debated in my head whether to go for extras. She mentioned body to body for me 50, I went for it but only offered 40 - she agreed and stripped. Bushy fanny, and small almost angular tits, B cup and pointy. She went to climb aboard and I told her fetch the oil first... she said no. I said no oil with B2B?? She said "no,no,no" I told her to forget it, which was was disappointed in.... we finally agreed on HE for £20 which she did naked and was slow and VERY oily, with some anal teasing on me... felt her arse up but her legs were closed tight as she stood so no finger play. Spunked with 15 left on clock. She dressed and I lay waiting for my front massage... she told me time was up. I explained politely we had 15 left, she started repeating 'i dont want problem' over and over and shaking her head and then told me she doesnt understand me because "your english bad" - haha the fucking cheek. The atmosphere had gone, so I took a LONGGGG shower (in same room) and took my time dressing and leaving


Edit: Forgot to mention I didnt pay for the HE £20 extra until I got out of the shower. Think if I had paid up front for B2B she would have kept it and been arsey about refunding it...


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[Mr Gothic]

Mariko/Noriko at Emily's.

Anyone know what days she's on as that sounds just what I might normally go for and there's precious little else locally right now.

[Surreychap]

Enjoying my new hobby at the moment! Not all strictly London but have visited Baan Thai, strawberry hill a few weeks. Very nice massage, really pretty Thai girl. Lost the towel on the flip and asked if I wanted extra towards the end. Tried to negotiate to £20 from the original £30 but no joy. Really nice oily HJ though and left very happy. Can’t remember the girls name know but said she works Wednesday until Sunday.
Also went to the place in East Molesy. Paid £30 for half hour massage. Pretty Chinese lady prob mid 30s said her name was Vivienne and works Wednesday and Sunday. Nice back massage with lots of CC swipes and reach unders. Said B2B was £50 on the flip. Replied I only had £40 but she just kept saying me? me? over and over so agreed. Stripped off and had a lovely pair of C cups. Juicy with nice big nipples. Hung them over my face for ages while I sucked away. She then jumped on the table, bending over giving me a lovely view of her arse. She oiled up and slid me between her srse crack and rode away. Exploded pretty soon. Really sweet girl, helped me dress while still playing slightly and weirdly kissed my nipples before leaving, I was dressed at this point! Enjoyed though and will return.

[Alicat111]

Hi lads,

This may not be the correct thread, but I’m heading to Montreal for a couple weeks on business  and keen to visit an establishment that provides this type of service. Been looking online but haven’t found anything similar to ukpunting.

Any suggestions of establishments or ideas on a site that may have some reviews?

Cheers

[Jonestown]

Hi lads,

This may not be the correct thread, but I’m heading to Montreal for a couple weeks on business  and keen to visit an establishment that provides this type of service. Been looking online but haven’t found anything similar to ukpunting.

Any suggestions of establishments or ideas on a site that may have some reviews?

Cheers

If you are looking for action in Canada maybe post in the Americas section of Punting Abroad forum.

[sparkus]

If you are looking for action in Canada maybe post in the Americas section of Punting Abroad forum.

Though it's quite dismaying that there's such slim pickings in London these days that men are forced to seek such services in foreign climes.

[FlaccidChimp]

I saw a masseuse who didn't take a shower after b2b

[LLPunting]

I saw a masseuse who didn't take a shower after b2b

Name, day and location?  Not that she'd be the only one who hasn't washed between customers.  Every parlour I've visited has had its share of girls who didn't.

[nevkingston]

Also went to the place in East Molesy. Paid £30 for half hour massage. Pretty Chinese lady prob mid 30s said her name was Vivienne and works Wednesday and Sunday. Nice back massage with lots of CC swipes and reach unders. Said B2B was £50 on the flip. Replied I only had £40 but she just kept saying me? me? over and over so agreed. Stripped off and had a lovely pair of C cups. Juicy with nice big nipples. Hung them over my face for ages while I sucked away. She then jumped on the table, bending over giving me a lovely view of her arse. She oiled up and slid me between her srse crack and rode away. Exploded pretty soon. Really sweet girl, helped me dress while still playing slightly and weirdly kissed my nipples before leaving, I was dressed at this point! Enjoyed though and will return.

what was the name of the place?

[LLPunting]

Met Noriko at Skyline today. Over 30 mins late starting due to her overruns.
Disappointing.  Plain looking in a farmer's daughter way, carrying a sizeable muffin top on a size 10. Taller than average at about 5'6".  Doesn't speak much so not able to confirm if really Japanese.  Strong, rough hands gave a fairly practised massage.
No b2b today.  Told her no service required. Let her continue with massage intending to finish early but then she starts reaching under then asks me to turn over.  After flip she begins a perfunctory HJ with no pretense of engagement.
No touching allowed. Told her to stop and bailed early from session.
Gave feedback to Jenny.  Asked if Nikki could see me (she's back after a long break) but she wouldn't carry over time not spent despite being kept waiting so long.
Very disappointing, won't be returning.

[horsa]

Met Noriko at Skyline today. Over 30 mins late starting due to her overruns.
Disappointing.  Plain looking in a farmer's daughter way, carrying a sizeable muffin top on a size 10. Taller than average at about 5'6".  Doesn't speak much so not able to confirm if really Japanese.  Strong, rough hands gave a fairly practised massage.
No b2b today.  Told her no service required. Let her continue with massage intending to finish early but then she starts reaching under then asks me to turn over.  After flip she begins a perfunctory HJ with no pretense of engagement.
No touching allowed. Told her to stop and bailed early from session.
Gave feedback to Jenny.  Asked if Nikki could see me (she's back after a long break) but she wouldn't carry over time not spent despite being kept waiting so long.
Very disappointing, won't be returning.

returning to skyline or the girl?

[LLPunting]

returning to skyline or the girl?

Neither, the limited roster  doesn't warrant the inconvenience and now it seems the management aren't so bothered.  Hadn't seen Jenny in months and she was all sweetness about seeing me again and apologetic during the excessive waiting but she did nothing after the curtailment.
Roster being: Layla, Noriko, Tarah (occasionally), Nikki, Clair, Sonya, Julia (occasionally), Tara (rarely).