Author Topic: Women who we wish were escorts? (Read 568027 times)

fredhiggins · « **Reply #3050 on:** June 08, 2023, 11:58:54 pm »

Quote from: sparkus on June 08, 2023, 07:51:30 pm

Twas that

Short version: "Cor it weren't half hot in 1976, not that I was wearing any clothes anyway when I was getting them out aged 18."

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She is fit and I would happily wank over her TV appearances such as Pointless, alongside Vicki Michelle ( double wank).

Private Parts · « **Reply #3051 on:** June 09, 2023, 01:38:46 am »

Quote from: Jonestown on June 08, 2023, 12:51:33 pm

Yes, this looks a job for the No 3 Strimmer

Is this a case for a Percy Thrower appreciation society?
Those of us ‘in the know’ would marvel at his skills with an edging spade.
Careful gents we do not need too much innuendo.

ITbang · « **Reply #3052 on:** June 09, 2023, 03:09:54 am »

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Isabel Webster, GB News

Oh yes! Pure heaven! Shes amazing!

Corus Boy · « **Reply #3053 on:** June 09, 2023, 07:34:29 am »

Gemma Chan, appears in UNICEF charity TV ads.

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Gemma Chan (born 29 November 1982) is a British film, television, and theatre actress and former fashion model. She portrays Charlotte in season four of the Showtime and ITV2 series Secret Diary of a Call Girl; Ruth in Channel 4's Fresh Meat; Mia Bennett in the BBC's Doctor Who "The Waters of Mars" and Soo Lin in Sherlock. She also appeared in Exam and Paramount Pictures' action-thriller Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit. She stars in Humans, an AMC/Channel 4 science-fiction drama, which premiered in June 2015. She also voices Quintessa and she is an actor for the live-action series Transformers: The Last Knight.

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mr.bluesky · « **Reply #3054 on:** June 09, 2023, 08:40:02 am »

Watched her in "Humans" tv show
I nominated her some time ago , worth another mention

she has also ditched that arsehole of a comedian Jack Whitehall so all good 👍

Watts.E.Dunn · « **Reply #3055 on:** June 09, 2023, 09:14:36 am »

Quote from: fredhiggins on June 08, 2023, 11:58:54 pm

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She is fit and I would happily wank over her TV appearances such as Pointless, alongside Vicki Michelle ( double wank).

Thats the programme i was looking for, god was it hot for such a long time and a lot of the time too hot do do mucho shaggin!..

Jonestown · « **Reply #3056 on:** June 09, 2023, 09:17:28 am »

Lottie Moss, Kate's gone to bad little sister, looks like a lot of fun.

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mr.bluesky · « **Reply #3057 on:** June 09, 2023, 01:59:03 pm »

Quote from: Jonestown on June 09, 2023, 09:17:28 am

Lottie Moss, Kate's gone to bad little sister, looks like a lot of fun.

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nice apart from the chavy tattoos.

RandomGuy99 · « **Reply #3058 on:** June 09, 2023, 02:22:51 pm »

Pixie Lott please.

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Jonestown · « **Reply #3059 on:** June 09, 2023, 04:57:08 pm »

Demi-Rose, tits & ass photographic model, kind of sweet looking.

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Half Century · « **Reply #3060 on:** June 09, 2023, 05:49:09 pm »

Quote from: fredhiggins on June 08, 2023, 11:58:54 pm

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She is fit and I would happily wank over her TV appearances such as Pointless, alongside Vicki Michelle ( double wank).

Well if you like a bit of Vicki Michelle, both her and her sister Ann get 'em out in The Virgin Witch:

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You can see the whole film on YouTube:

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mr.bluesky · « **Reply #3061 on:** June 09, 2023, 05:52:39 pm »

Quote from: Jonestown on June 09, 2023, 04:57:08 pm

Demi-Rose, tits & ass photographic model, kind of sweet looking.

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She's been nominated many times (once by me) but always worth another view. A lovely Brummie lass. I volunteer my services to lick the cream off he body 😋

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fredhiggins · « **Reply #3062 on:** June 09, 2023, 06:55:06 pm »

Quote from: Half Century on June 09, 2023, 05:49:09 pm

Well if you like a bit of Vicki Michelle, both her and her sister Ann get 'em out in The Virgin Witch:

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Lovely!

Bonker · « **Reply #3063 on:** June 09, 2023, 09:13:10 pm »

Quote from: Jonestown on June 09, 2023, 09:17:28 am

Lottie Moss, Kate's gone to bad little sister, looks like a lot of fun.

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Chap behind with his hands in his pockets

mr.bluesky · « **Reply #3064 on:** June 10, 2023, 09:38:58 pm »

German athlete Alica Schmidt

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Bonker · « **Reply #3065 on:** June 10, 2023, 10:17:44 pm »

I see she's holding my dick in her hand.

mr.bluesky · « **Reply #3066 on:** June 11, 2023, 10:37:15 am »

Quote from: Bonker on June 10, 2023, 10:17:44 pm

I see she's holding my dick in her hand.

you wish.

southcoastpunter · « **Reply #3067 on:** June 11, 2023, 10:52:57 am »

Quote from: mr.bluesky on June 10, 2023, 09:38:58 pm

German athlete Alica Schmidt

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now i am not a runner - but if i was following her ass, i think i could keep up!!!

RandomGuy99 · « **Reply #3068 on:** June 11, 2023, 11:09:02 am »

Quote from: southcoastpunter on June 11, 2023, 10:52:57 am

now i am not a runner - but if i was following her ass, i think i could keep up!!!

I think I'd die trying, but at least I'd die with a smile on my face.

Bonker · « **Reply #3069 on:** June 11, 2023, 05:03:50 pm »

You could just wait and let her lap you.

Punterperson1971 · « **Reply #3070 on:** June 12, 2023, 11:22:14 pm »

Courtney Caldwell
Woman seen with Marcus rashford who has just split with his girlfriend

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Punterperson1971 · « **Reply #3071 on:** June 14, 2023, 03:14:36 pm »

Alysia Reiner
Not bad for a 52 year old
Actress apparently

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akauya · « **Reply #3072 on:** June 14, 2023, 04:40:30 pm »

Keilah Kang, Instagram model... stunningly beautiful

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RandomGuy99 · « **Reply #3073 on:** June 14, 2023, 06:59:00 pm »

Margot Robbie and Scarlett Johansson

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mr.bluesky · « **Reply #3074 on:** June 14, 2023, 07:54:49 pm »

Quote from: akauya on June 14, 2023, 04:40:30 pm

Keilah Kang, Instagram model... stunningly beautiful

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very nice.

Punterperson1971 · « **Reply #3075 on:** June 15, 2023, 10:55:23 pm »

Tomi lahren
News reporter

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RandomGuy99 · « **Reply #3076 on:** June 16, 2023, 12:05:12 am »

Clare Richards of Babestation fame.

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tightfoot69 · « **Reply #3077 on:** June 16, 2023, 01:33:42 am »

Quote from: Punterperson1971 on June 15, 2023, 10:55:23 pm

Tomi lahren
News reporter

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I’m sure I mentioned her a while back. She is gorgeous.

ulstersubbie · « **Reply #3078 on:** June 16, 2023, 06:42:09 am »

Quote from: Punterperson1971 on June 15, 2023, 10:55:23 pm

Tomi lahren
News reporter

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Eee by gum, female journos never looked like that when I were a lad!

akauya · « **Reply #3079 on:** June 16, 2023, 03:27:25 pm »

Quote from: Punterperson1971 on June 15, 2023, 10:55:23 pm

Tomi lahren
News reporter

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Calling her a "News Reporter" is a bit of a stretch. White supremacist barbie doll, alt-right conspiracy theorist would be more appropriate. But yes, I would!

mr.bluesky · « **Reply #3080 on:** June 17, 2023, 12:53:05 pm »

Emma Jones has been mentioned before here (by myself and webpunter

) but she is looking particularly sexy on the viaplay sports channel today ( Rugby League challenge cup) still displaying two impressive twin strikers up front.

I swear her tits are getting bigger every time I see her, will soon need an ultra wide tv to fit them in

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Punterperson1971 · « **Reply #3081 on:** June 17, 2023, 01:54:44 pm »

Quote from: mr.bluesky on June 17, 2023, 12:53:05 pm

Emma Jones has been mentioned before here (by myself and webpunter ) but she is looking particularly sexy on the viaplay sports channel today ( Rugby League challenge cup) still displaying two impressive twin strikers up front.
I swear her tits are getting bigger every time I see her, will soon need an ultra wide tv to fit them in

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Think I may have mentioned her before as well

mr.bluesky · « **Reply #3082 on:** June 17, 2023, 01:56:25 pm »

Quote from: Punterperson1971 on June 17, 2023, 01:54:44 pm

Think I may have mentioned her before as well

tightfoot69 · « **Reply #3083 on:** June 17, 2023, 02:23:06 pm »

Quote from: akauya on June 16, 2023, 03:27:25 pm

Calling her a "News Reporter" is a bit of a stretch. White supremacist barbie doll, alt-right conspiracy theorist would be more appropriate. But yes, I would!

You are not alt right just because you think a woman can’t have a cock.

tightfoot69 · « **Reply #3084 on:** June 18, 2023, 03:24:48 pm »

Still never managed to see a decent Indian escort so Cricket commentator Isa Guha would do it for me.

mr.bluesky · « **Reply #3085 on:** June 18, 2023, 03:39:02 pm »

Quote from: tightfoot69 on June 18, 2023, 03:24:48 pm

Still never managed to see a decent Indian escort so Cricket commentator Isa Guha would do it for me.

Nice

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Huge Ackman · « **Reply #3086 on:** June 18, 2023, 05:12:37 pm »

Yalda Hakim, beautiful woman.

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Bonker · « **Reply #3087 on:** June 18, 2023, 05:47:37 pm »

Quote from: tightfoot69 on June 18, 2023, 03:24:48 pm

Still never managed to see a decent Indian escort so Cricket commentator Isa Guha would do it for me.

Me neither. I don't think one exists.

Corus Boy · « **Reply #3088 on:** June 19, 2023, 01:20:24 am »

This girl knows exaxtly what she's doing.

Michelle Jenneke brings her warm up dance back.

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Jonestown · « **Reply #3089 on:** June 19, 2023, 01:34:03 pm »

"Mamie Mc Coy", the lesbian playing Van Der Valk actress, yes please.

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Boates · « **Reply #3090 on:** June 19, 2023, 07:23:33 pm »

Quote from: mr.bluesky on June 18, 2023, 03:39:02 pm

Nice

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FAF.....

Huge Ackman · « **Reply #3091 on:** June 19, 2023, 09:49:59 pm »

The GILF of all GILFs

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ITbang · « **Reply #3092 on:** June 19, 2023, 11:51:30 pm »

Quote from: Huge Ackman on June 19, 2023, 09:49:59 pm

The GILF of all GILFs

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Of course! and would be worth every penny too! And a full service given!

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DaveR · « **Reply #3093 on:** June 20, 2023, 02:34:48 pm »

Quote from: webpunter on March 05, 2023, 07:32:27 pm

Holy shit
More stuff here
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Knock yourself out

She's at it again
likes BBC as she keeps saying
bit robotic and sounds a bit thick but what hooters
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mr.bluesky · « **Reply #3094 on:** June 20, 2023, 04:11:17 pm »

Quote from: DaveR on June 20, 2023, 02:34:48 pm

She's at it again
likes BBC as she keeps saying
bit robotic and sounds a bit thick but what hooters
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Ridiculous size tits, naff tramp stamps, and trout pout lips, sorry I don't find her even remotely attractive

Jonestown · « **Reply #3095 on:** June 20, 2023, 04:35:02 pm »

Quote from: mr.bluesky on June 20, 2023, 04:11:17 pm

Ridiculous size tits, naff tramp stamps, and trout pout lips, sorry I don't find her even remotely attractive

On a similar theme, Jocelyn Wildenstein, when she was younger I'd have queued round the block for a go;

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Can't bring myself to post a photo of what she looks like now.

mr.bluesky · « **Reply #3096 on:** June 20, 2023, 04:49:49 pm »

Quote from: Jonestown on June 20, 2023, 04:35:02 pm

On a similar theme, Jocelyn Wildenstein, when she was younger I'd have queued round the block for a go;

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Can't bring myself to post a photo of what she looks like now.

No ,she looks horrendous now.

Watts.E.Dunn · « **Reply #3097 on:** June 20, 2023, 05:02:13 pm »

You might not want to click on this link;)....

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george r · « **Reply #3098 on:** June 20, 2023, 06:46:43 pm »

Quote from: Watts.E.Dunn on June 20, 2023, 05:02:13 pm

You might not want to click on this link;)....

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only had $100 million a yr to live on ? now moaning she is skint ffs

Huge Ackman · « **Reply #3099 on:** June 20, 2023, 08:00:47 pm »

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When it comes to millionaires who have blown their load (no pun intended), I’d rather shag Michael Carroll than her.

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