Women who we wish were escorts?

[badsin]

Bear knew what he was doing.  Got the dirty bitch to mark her teritory before giving it to her.   He could have washed the sting in the sea, but just wanted her to drop her knicks for him.

Fair enough, that clip has had plenty of views

[Punterperson1971]

Mentioned her before but worth another mention
Angellica bell bbc tv presenter

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[Punterperson1971]

Ella eyre as well I just love  the “lots of hair look”

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[Punterperson1971]

And Another one
Rita ora

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[RandomGuy99]

And Another one
Rita ora

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Yes, please.

Can I get a threesome with Rita and Dua Lipa?  Maybe for Christmas if I'm good?

[ITbang]

Yes, please.

Can I get a threesome with Rita and Dua Lipa?  Maybe for Christmas if I'm good?

What a choice! That would have to be a weekend long special!

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[RandomGuy99]

Helen Flanagan



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[m4rmite]

Helen Flanagan



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It would have to be a non speaking punt though.

[RandomGuy99]

Paige is at again

She's got game.

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[mr.bluesky]

Paige is at again

She's got game.

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  very nice, a pity She's not on the game

[mr.bluesky]

A sporting threesome with both theses ladies would be fantastic

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[RandomGuy99]

A sporting threesome with both theses ladies would be fantastic

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Does bikini basketball exist? Please say yes 😁🤪

[mr.bluesky]

Does bikini basketball exist? Please say yes 😁🤪

Why not you have beach volleyball . Bikini basketball should be a sport , I'd certainly pay to watch it 
That and bikini ice hockey  (the ice hockey gal is my new avatar picture now  )

[RandomGuy99]

Why not you have beach volleyball . Bikini basketball should be a sport , I'd certainly pay to watch it 
That and bikini ice hockey  (the ice hockey gal is my new avatar picture now  )

I think there may be some health and safety issues with bikini ice hockey, so that probably won't make it into the next winter Olympics.

Bikini basketball should be fine.

The women can have the men do the 100 metres in thongs. It's only fair.

[ulstersubbie]

Bikini basketball should be fine.

Deffo. Those with a height fetish (yes I confess), will have a field day. Have you seen the size of some female basketball players, WOW!!   

[mr.bluesky]

I think there may be some health and safety issues with bikini ice hockey, so that probably won't make it into the next winter Olympics.

Bikini basketball should be fine.

The women can have the men do the 100 metres in thongs. It's only fair.

Good point about the bikini ice hockey but the cold ice might make their nipples a bit more perky 

[RandomGuy99]

Good point about the bikini ice hockey but the cold ice might make their nipples a bit more perky 

But they might get frostbite and have their nipples fall off. 😱😱😱

And fighting in bikinis might cause issues. Some of them might end up naked. 🤪

I'll put the suggestions to the Olympics committee.

[mr.bluesky]

But they might get frostbite and have their nipples fall off. 😱😱😱

And fighting in bikinis might cause issues. Some of them might end up naked. 🤪

I'll put the suggestions to the Olympics committee.

Cold nipples wouldn't be a problem, I would volunteer my services as official nipple warmer to both teams  they would just skate over to the players bench and I'd either use my warm hands or mouth to keep them warm. Job sorted  . If they wanted to fight they would have to take their bikinis off as to not get them torn 

[RandomGuy99]

Cold nipples wouldn't be a problem, I would volunteer my services as official nipple warmer to both teams  they would just skate over to the players bench and I'd either use my warm hands or mouth to keep them warm. Job sorted  . If they wanted to fight they would have to take their bikinis off as to not get them torn 

I think we may need to advertise the position of offical nipple warmer and do interviews. We're definitely going to need as least two official nipple warmers as we could have players from both teams have frozen nipples at the same time. We might need nipple deicer.

[PepeMAGA]

Helen Flanagan



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Great body



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[RandomGuy99]

Great body
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Those all look faked to me.

[RandomGuy99]

Megan Fox

Apparently she got larger boobs. 


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[Munter84]

Mentioned her before but worth another mention
Angellica bell bbc tv presenter

If you're ever able to catch Tara (formerly Vanessa) at HoD London or Milton Keynes, she mentioned people often compare her facially to Angelica Bell. In my opinion she's prettier, though I see the resemblance.

[Munter84]

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Precious Muir from Open House: The Great Sex Experiment. Hot as hell plus she comes across as genuinely very liberated. A session with her would be filth, I'm certain!

[mr.bluesky]

Megan Fox

Apparently she got larger boobs. 


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They must have "transformed " themselves 

[ordinarybloke]

Isabel Webster, GB News

[Jonestown]

Unnamed girl in advert



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No idea which ad but I'd buy that for a dollar!

[mr.bluesky]

She might have been mentioned before but worth another shout - Jennifer Love Hewitt

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[RandomGuy99]

She might have been mentioned before but worth another shout - Jennifer Love Hewitt

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And she had a TV show about working in a massage place

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"The series follows Riley Parks (Jennifer Love Hewitt), who, after her husband abandons her and their children, leaving her in financial debt, accepts work at a day spa in her small Texas town, but refuses when she learns that for some clients the masseuses provide more than massages. But pressed to support her children, she relents and earns extra money through unspecified erotic services. As she deals with her children, her mother, her friends, the girls at the spa, and various men who want to romance her, Riley tries to keep her work in an erotic limbo a secret."

[badsin]

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Not entirely sure this would fit with the spirit of the thread. Stumbled upon this twitter profile earlier today. Looks stunning to me, and not afraid of getting hands on.......
If she does escort, I apologise, please post a link 

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Apparently in her 40's, looks frigging hot to me. Done loads of porn via only fans etc.
Any other  links guys 
Note. This guy doing porn gives me hope...

[mr.bluesky]

And she had a TV show about working in a massage place

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"The series follows Riley Parks (Jennifer Love Hewitt), who, after her husband abandons her and their children, leaving her in financial debt, accepts work at a day spa in her small Texas town, but refuses when she learns that for some clients the masseuses provide more than massages. But pressed to support her children, she relents and earns extra money through unspecified erotic services. As she deals with her children, her mother, her friends, the girls at the spa, and various men who want to romance her, Riley tries to keep her work in an erotic limbo a secret."

Yes I did see this, I think it was shown on the E4 channel or something like that, unfortunately it was not on for long, probably only ran to one series before it was cancelled 

[fredhiggins]

She might have been mentioned before but worth another shout - Jennifer Love Hewitt

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Gorgeous.

[fredhiggins]

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Precious Muir from Open House: The Great Sex Experiment. Hot as hell plus she comes across as genuinely very liberated. A session with her would be filth, I'm certain!

The blonde one who wanted a threesome then got cold feet after her boyfriend kissed a woman was a nice looker.

[Punterperson1971]

Linda Lusardi At 62 looks very good for her age

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[RandomGuy99]

Yes I did see this, I think it was shown on the E4 channel or something like that, unfortunately it was not on for long, probably only ran to one series before it was cancelled 

It got 2 seasons.

[ulstersubbie]

Linda Lusardi At 62 looks very good for her age

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She certainly does.

[Jonestown]

The Marchioness of Bath, Emma Weymouth

Anytime, Anyplace

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[sparkus]

Linda Lusardi At 62 looks very good for her age

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On TV the other day, rack on display

[fredhiggins]

What was she on?

[sparkus]

What was she on?

Some programme about the 1976 heatwave. She was 18 then and didn't have to worry much about wearing clothes much in her first year as a topless model.

[mr.bluesky]

She also had one hell of a "lady garden" back in the day

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[Private Parts]

She also had one hell of a "lady garden" back in the day

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Percy Thrower would have had a field day.

 
Is this the first case of Percy Thrower appearing on ukpunting?
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[sparkus]

Percy Thrower would have had a field day.

 
Is this the first case of Percy Thrower appearing on ukpunting?
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Hopefully the first of many.

Our national rot set in when that Blue Peter garden got trashed.

[Watts.E.Dunn]

Some programme about the 1976 heatwave. She was 18 then and didn't have to worry much about wearing clothes much in her first year as a topless model.

Ah! do you remember t what channel that was on at all?. let alone miss page 3!

[mr.bluesky]

Percy Thrower would have had a field day.

 
Is this the first case of Percy Thrower appearing on ukpunting?
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Showing your age now Private parts, surely you mean Alan Titmarsh, sorry Alan Titchmarsh 

[Jonestown]

Percy Thrower would have had a field day.

 
Is this the first case of Percy Thrower appearing on ukpunting?
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Yes, this looks a job for the No 3 Strimmer

[fredhiggins]

Ah! do you remember t what channel that was on at all?. let alone miss page 3!

C5, Heatwave. On catch-up.

[sparkus]

C5, Heatwave. On catch-up.

Twas that

Short version: "Cor it weren't half hot in 1976, not that I was wearing any clothes anyway when I was getting them out aged 18."

[mr.bluesky]

Dua Lipa, I don't know anything about her music but she looks faf.  (mind you she's part Eastern European so she would probably be expensive and offer a shit service)   

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