Women who we wish were escorts?

[mr.bluesky]

Came across this beauty whilst researching something else 
Apparently she's a German model by the name of  Antonia Freya Lydia

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[RandomGuy99]

Raphael Mazzucco

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Raphael Mazzucco

Unless i'm mistaken whilst TS is allowed on here reference to male escorts & thus males who you wish were escorts isnt
If this isnt enuf the subject line is crystal

[RandomGuy99]

Unless i'm mistaken whilst TS is allowed on here reference to male escorts & thus males who you wish were escorts isnt
If this isnt enuf the subject line is crystal

She's a TS? Really? Wow!   Maybe I copied the photographer's name instead of the model's.

[webpunter]

She's a TS? Really? Wow!   Maybe I copied the photographer's name instead of the model's.

The clue is in the christian name ♂ 
Raphael is a supermodel photographer
Reck his shagging 'CV' looks rather impressive

[CigarSmoke]

Never seen this ad and Google isn't finding her. Can you screen-grab it?

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Pardon me, I'm not sure if its dark blonde or ginger anymore. Apparently I am colour blind. Apologies.

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[A Decent Fist]

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Pardon me, I'm not sure if its dark blonde or ginger anymore. Apparently I am colour blind. Apologies.

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Thank you. Definitely lots of red in there. I'm red-green colour blind so, just to make sure, I did an RGB analysis of her mid-range hair colour and it came out as 90-62-40.

My kind of colour-blindness is all about context. Never yet seen a redhead whose hair appears to be green!

[Jonestown]

I’d definitely splash the cash for a go with the comely Isabel Oakeshott, the little minx.

[mr.bluesky]

I don't know whether she's been mentioned before but Sky sports presenter Hayley McQueen

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[JontyR]

I’d definitely splash the cash for a go with the comely Isabel Oakeshott, the little minx.

Acts quite superior but reckon she'd come back from the gin and coke fulled afterparty of some journo awards glazed like a doughnut.

[akauya]

I’d definitely splash the cash for a go with the comely Isabel Oakeshott, the little minx.

Was thinking that, but then she would rat you out publicly on the Daily Mail, for the good of the nation 

[Melnw6969]

Laura Hamilton from a "Place in the Sun" on C4 ...she can name her price 



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[Jonestown]

Was thinking that, but then she would rat you out publicly on the Daily Mail, for the good of the nation 

Wonderful, maybe I would even get a sex tape leaked, probably quite a short one, and be up there with the elites such as Kardashian’s, Paris Hilton etc. Of course Private Eye would then have to offer me a column, a gutsy fortnightly report from the hell hole that is the sex trade frontline by our correspondent Punter Boy, age 76.

[Dipper]

Well, the women’s  athletics is on again…

[sparkus]

The Indian girl in the "Gogglebox sponsored by Three" idents on telly

[mr.bluesky]

Well, the women’s  athletics is on again…

Here's one for you then Dipper

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No need to thank me    enjoy

[Melnw6969]

Here's one for you then Dipper

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No need to thank me    enjoy

Looks like my last punt 

[Punterperson1971]

The Indian girl in the "Gogglebox sponsored by Three" idents on telly

Mica from Google box is very nice

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[RandomGuy99]

Dianne Buswell from Strictly Come Dancing



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[Dipper]

Here's one for you then Dipper

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No need to thank me    enjoy

‘Any port in a storm..’

 

[19jammy]

I always had a thing for the girls on Babestation & Studio 66, before the whole thing sort of died off. Now it seems they’re all doing Only Fans, which technically is better because they get a lot dirtier, probably because they’re getting all the money & getting more risqué to get more money.
My top girls would be Lucy Anne Brooks, who was a sweet little thing when she started out, barely showing anything, pretty boring on the TV TBH, but now, finding videos of her naked, still not going dildo in pussy, but I’d love to have her.
Nicole Snow on Babestation is extremely hot, I’ve seen a few videos of her earlier on with dildo & giving a BJ, but she seems to have gone the opposite way to LAB, but still would if she ever popped up.

[A Decent Fist]

The Indian girl in the "Gogglebox sponsored by Three" idents on telly

The MILF on the sofa (Mitra Djalili) or the girl next to her?  Mitra has a naughty vibe about her. Don't know who plays the girl.

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[RandomGuy99]

I always had a thing for the girls on Babestation & Studio 66, before the whole thing sort of died off. Now it seems they’re all doing Only Fans, which technically is better because they get a lot dirtier, probably because they’re getting all the money & getting more risqué to get more money.
My top girls would be Lucy Anne Brooks, who was a sweet little thing when she started out, barely showing anything, pretty boring on the TV TBH, but now, finding videos of her naked, still not going dildo in pussy, but I’d love to have her.
Nicole Snow on Babestation is extremely hot, I’ve seen a few videos of her earlier on with dildo & giving a BJ, but she seems to have gone the opposite way to LAB, but still would if she ever popped up.

I always liked Clare Richards from Studio66

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[stampjones]

AJ Odudu - just saw her with a whole load of tit exposed. Small but beautifully formed

[sparkus]

The MILF on the sofa (Mitra Djalili) or the girl next to her?  Mitra has a naughty vibe about her. Don't know who plays the girl.

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The girl, but thanks for that!!

[mr.bluesky]

Game of Thrones actress Nathalie Emmanuell

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[Mothball15]

Kathryn drysdale.

I've fancied her since two pints of lager....



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[ulstersubbie]

Game of Thrones actress Nathalie Emmanuell

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Tasty.   

[Hugeboobslover]

Paige British

HBL

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[Watts.E.Dunn]

Paige British

HBL

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Does she need a back brace to lug that lot around i wonder;?..

[B4bcock]

Does she need a back brace to lug that lot around i wonder;?..

. . . . and probably also a wheelbarrow.

[mr.bluesky]

I don't know what's worse the bowling ball size boobs, the tramp stamp tattoos or the trout pout  lips  oh well each to their own. Give me a natural beauty any day. ( like Lucy Pinder)

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[timsussex]

I don't know what's worse the bowling ball size boobs, the tramp stamp tattoos or the trout pout  lips  oh well each to their own. Give me a natural beauty any day.

Agreed

I'm afraid I would kick that out of bed

[David1970]

Paige British

HBL

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Is she famous and if she is why, I have never heard of her.

[RandomGuy99]

Agreed

I'm afraid I would kick that out of bed

With boobs that size you may not fit in the bed with her.

[webpunter]

Paige British

HBL

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Holy shit
More stuff here
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Knock yourself out

[timsussex]

With boobs that size you may not fit in the bed with her.

as the old saying

There is always room on top !

[Hugeboobslover]

Does she need a back brace to lug that lot around i wonder;?..

A stiff cock between the tits would be an alternative….

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[MrMatrix]

Paige British

HBL

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For sure she will end up with back trouble, but in the mean time wow, she looks great. And poor Webby cant get a link to book her either or me for that matter

[Watts.E.Dunn]

Does anyone really find her thast attractive with those two abominations on her front?..

[MrMatrix]

Does anyone really find her thast attractive with those two abominations on her front?..

Facially very attractive. Big tits arent my forte. But as a one off experience I would like to meet them. Never the less W.E.D I take your point. She will have to get them reduced at some point and her chest will be seriously scarred and saggy if its not done properly

[mr.bluesky]

Facially very attractive. Big tits arent my forte. But as a one off experience I would like to meet them. Never the less W.E.D I take your point. She will have to get them reduced at some point and her chest will be seriously scarred and saggy if its not done properly

She would need to loose those trout pout lips to be considered facially attractive  in my opinion.  Why do women have this done  it's never a good look

[sparkus]

Aubrey Plaza

[webpunter]

For sure she will end up with back trouble, but in the mean time wow, she looks great. And poor Webby cant get a link to book her either or me for that matter

I know
15 mins would be sufficient
Stratospheric cost
7  1/2 mins each
Not together i would add 
Play spoof to see who goes 1st

[webpunter]

She would need to loose those trout pout lips to be considered facially attractive  in my opinion.  Why do women have this done  it's never a good look

Hows about the tramps ?

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Aubrey Plaza

Is that in East London ?

[mr.bluesky]

Hows about the tramps ?

Especially the tramps . I can't think of three worse combinations
1. Ridiculously large fake boobs
2. Tramp stamps
3. Large trout pout lips
 

[stampjones]

Aubrey Plaza

Yeah there’s definitely something about her!
Doesnt meet your usual high demands in the chebbage stakes though!

[sparkus]

Yeah there’s definitely something about her!
Doesnt meet your usual high demands in the chebbage stakes though!

I can make allowances.

[RandomGuy99]

Veronika Rajek

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