Author Topic: Women who we wish were escorts?  (Read 507081 times)

Offline mr.bluesky

only had $100 million a yr to live on ? now moaning she is skint ffs

Must have blown it all on those bloody awful face lifts  :scare:

Offline PepeMAGA

You are not alt right just because you think a woman can’t have a cock.
:hi:

Offline akauya

Ridiculous size tits, naff tramp stamps, and trout pout  lips, sorry I don't find her even remotely attractive  :thumbsdown:

Couldn't agree more. Awful.

Offline Jumping Jack Flash

Thankfully I have no idea who she is

Offline TallnHung

Of course! and would be worth every penny too! And a full service given!

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I'd do Vorders until I collapsed.  Ultra hot!

Offline TallnHung

Ridiculous size tits, naff tramp stamps, and trout pout  lips, sorry I don't find her even remotely attractive  :thumbsdown:

Bad acting and shite BJ.
I wouldnt mind decorating her tits and face though ;)

Offline Sb789

Yalda Hakim, beautiful woman.

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Good shout, if she was an escort I’d be burning through cash

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Watching BBC rolling late night news - Helena Humphey  BBC WAshington news desk



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Sophie Ellis Bextor, mother of five, and looking good.......



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Offline belamy85

Can anyone point me in the direction of how you post a photo on the forum. Did a search and couldn't find any instructions. Tried to use the image icon above while copying and pasting a photo. That didn't work either.

Offline belamy85

Can anyone point me in the direction of how you post a photo on the forum. Did a search and couldn't find any instructions. Tried to use the image icon above while copying and pasting a photo. That didn't work either.

Ignore this! Worked it out myself. Apologies for wasting board time. Photo posted in 'Women you shouldn't fancy... but do'
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Offline stampjones

A couple of nice treats on BBC glasto coverage. Very nice ass on sudan archives and maggie rodgers looked like she had a nice pair bouncing around braless under her dress

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Gigi Hadid, can look a little rough after hard partying, but I wouldn't mind.



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Her dad is the same age as me.
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Offline mr.bluesky

American actress Isabel May who stars in the tv series Yellow Stone prequel "1883"

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52 year old Melinda Messenger is complaining that blokes half her age keep asking her out.

she's be ok with me, I'd prefer to stay with her.



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52 year old Melinda Messenger is complaining that blokes half her age keep asking her out.

she's be ok with me, I'd prefer to stay with her.



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She's on Loose Women tomorrow.

Offline paper5

52 year old Melinda Messenger is complaining that blokes half her age keep asking her out.

she's be ok with me, I'd prefer to stay with her.



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Good old Melissa - The duchess of the D grade (educationally and physically).

Offline Punterperson1971

Goes by name of yath beauty instagram influencer(yawn) but with tits like these who cares  :scare: :wackogirl: :wackogirl:

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Offline mr.bluesky

Goes by name of yath beauty instagram influencer(yawn) but with tits like these who cares  :scare: :wackogirl: :wackogirl:

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I bet she hasn't seen her feet in years  :D

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Goes by name of yath beauty instagram influencer(yawn) but with tits like these who cares  :scare: :wackogirl: :wackogirl:

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Offline Jumping Jack Flash

Goes by name of yath beauty instagram influencer(yawn) but with tits like these who cares  :scare: :wackogirl: :wackogirl:

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Fuck that’s a gruesome picture, I really don’t like massive norks and anything above a handful is a waste!

Offline Sb789

52 year old Melinda Messenger is complaining that blokes half her age keep asking her out.

she's be ok with me, I'd prefer to stay with her.



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She was in panto near me in the late 90s and rented a house near to my grandad. He got a lot of visits that winter.
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Offline Punterperson1971

The late great les dawson’s daughter
Charlotte

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The late great les dawson’s daughter
Charlotte

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Maybe a bit like him round the eyes? The mother must have been a stunner

Offline mr.bluesky

Wouldn't say No to Denise van Outen:-
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or, back in the day:-
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 :thumbsup: yeah, I nominated her some time ago, she still looks faf.

Offline RandomGuy99

Maybe a bit like him round the eyes? The mother must have been a stunner
Thank God she's not like her Dad around the lips.

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Offline mr.bluesky

Former Hollyoaks actress Sarah Jayne Dunn (who's going to be mentioned in a documentary on channel 4 on Wednesday) about "only fans" that should be worth a look

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Fuck that’s a gruesome picture, I really don’t like massive norks and anything above a handful is a waste!

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Hannah Spearritt

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saw this pic and had never heard of her so had to look her up
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Offline mr.bluesky

Hannah Spearritt

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saw this pic and had never heard of her so had to look her up

You never heard of Gorgeous Hannah Spearritt,  a member of S Club 7 the greatest manufactured  pop band of the last 20 years  :sarcastic:
Where have you been living.  :unknown:
Also starred in the Sci fi tv series Primeval ( with dinasaurs)  on a Saturday evening on itv prime time viewing. Welcome to the 21st century  :hi:
 

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saw this pic and had never heard of her so had to look her up

Previously suggested by myself, earlier this year....but good call , she's lovely  :hi:

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Sugar Plum Fairy, Lana Del Rey, must have given up smoking & put on weight.



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Sugar Plum Fairy, Lana Del Rey, must have given up smoking & put on weight.



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Yikes she aint no venice bitch Id want to pork looking like that. Fortunately Im guessing the feelingvis mutual

Offline PepeMAGA

Previously suggested by myself, earlier this year....but good call , she's lovely  :hi:
Think she's got hard times recently, sleeping rough etc?

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Previously suggested by myself, earlier this year....but good call , she's lovely  :hi:

She's certainly done better for herself than her former band mate Jo O'Meara.

Offline mr.bluesky

Sugar Plum Fairy, Lana Del Rey, must have given up smoking & put on weight.



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Another one who falls into this category:
Lucy Collett



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Another one who falls into this category:
Lucy Collett



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To be fair I'd happily do either version.

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She’s a truck driver in America and she does loads of videos

Offline mr.bluesky

To be fair I'd happily do either version.

To be fair I think I would too.  :thumbsup:

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Offline mr.bluesky

British tennis player Katie Boulter.

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 :thumbsup: you beat me to it. I'm beginning to take an interest in women's tennis  (until she gets knocked out that is )
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Offline JontyR

:thumbsup: you beat me to it. I'm beginning to take an interest in women's tennis  (until she gets knocked out that is )
Yes, I find my interest in female tennis players drops once I knock one out.

Offline B4bcock

Yes, I find my interest in female tennis players drops once I knock one out.

Time for new balls, perhaps.