Author Topic: Women you shouldn't fancy... but do (Read 225274 times)

MrMatrix · « **Reply #500 on:** May 11, 2020, 11:48:09 pm »

Quote from: sparkus on May 11, 2020, 09:47:34 pm

Agreed.

Body-wise is not far off Russ Meyer starlet June Mack: External Link/Members Only

O shit, why did I click on that link

Ali Katt · « **Reply #501 on:** May 13, 2020, 01:28:16 pm »

Quote from: sparkus on May 11, 2020, 09:47:34 pm

Agreed.

Body-wise is not far off Russ Meyer starlet June Mack: External Link/Members Only

Russ Meyer said (paraphrased) he loved visiting England as the women have big tits.

sparkus · « **Reply #502 on:** May 13, 2020, 09:36:30 pm »

Quote from: Ali Katt on May 13, 2020, 01:28:16 pm

Russ Meyer said (paraphrased) he loved visiting England as the women have big tits.

I think statistically that's been shown for some time now.

A pity the Eastern Bloc was off limits to him in his heyday.

Vincent Law · « **Reply #503 on:** May 13, 2020, 09:57:35 pm »

Hillary Clinton. I have always thought she was an attractive woman.

Chorley · « **Reply #504 on:** May 13, 2020, 10:24:52 pm »

Helen McRory. Definitely something about her.

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winkywanky · « **Reply #505 on:** May 13, 2020, 10:54:43 pm »

Yep, she's hot as fuck.

Got an amazingly tight and fit bod on her as well as the cheeky look on the face. Grrrr!

Nigel57 · « **Reply #506 on:** May 14, 2020, 01:01:23 pm »

I've always fancied Helen McRory, I think SexyScorpion (External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only) looks a bit like her.

jimbobted · « **Reply #507 on:** May 14, 2020, 01:54:01 pm »

Quote from: winkywanky on March 25, 2020, 07:21:49 pm

She's apparently completely up her own arse.

But my, she is pretty and with a truly spectacular pair of tits.

If only she'd gone into porn...

She did make a porn film at university. Believe she was behind the camera though.

winkywanky · « **Reply #508 on:** May 14, 2020, 01:59:13 pm »

Link please!!

sparkus · « **Reply #509 on:** May 14, 2020, 03:04:51 pm »

Quote from: jimbobted on May 14, 2020, 01:54:01 pm

She did make a porn film at university. Believe she was behind the camera though.

It's true, her and Charlie Skelton, called 'Once More, With Feeling'. Not hard to find.

Kool Keef · « **Reply #510 on:** May 14, 2020, 03:48:06 pm »

Oldie but goodie Jane Asher, posh totty with a glint in her eye

sparkus · « **Reply #511 on:** May 14, 2020, 04:59:04 pm »

Quote from: sparkus on May 14, 2020, 03:04:51 pm

It's true, her and Charlie Skelton, called 'Once More, With Feeling'. Not hard to find.

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Oh, gosh! How naughty of her etc.

Chorley · « **Reply #512 on:** May 14, 2020, 07:38:03 pm »

Yes, I know she's 74, but Joanna Lumley definitely still has something about her.
She's a national treasure, an icon and is also bloody hilarious--she was brilliant in AbFab. Add in that she's a sterling supporter of our armed forces, in particular the Gurkhas, and that by itself makes her a winner in my eyes.

And that voice is still......................

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winkywanky · « **Reply #513 on:** May 14, 2020, 07:45:43 pm »

Joanna Lumley, talking dirty....now there's an instant hard-on

winkywanky · « **Reply #514 on:** May 14, 2020, 07:46:39 pm »

Fuck me big boy, and give me all your spunk you naughty boy....powerless to resist!!!

winkywanky · « **Reply #515 on:** May 14, 2020, 07:47:31 pm »

Joanna Lumley AND Helen Mirren in the same bed

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threechilliman · « **Reply #516 on:** May 14, 2020, 08:06:10 pm »

Quote from: winkywanky on May 14, 2020, 07:47:31 pm

Joanna Lumley AND Helen Mirren in the same bed .

Particularly if I could fuck Mirren up the arse whilst the two of 'em are 69'ing.

A Decent Fist · « **Reply #517 on:** May 14, 2020, 08:11:40 pm »

Quote from: winkywanky on May 14, 2020, 07:45:43 pm

Joanna Lumley, talking dirty....now there's an instant hard-on

Joanna and her fella got on the Northern Line at Stockwell one Sunday afternoon when I was going to work. What a lucky swine.

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winkywanky · « **Reply #518 on:** May 14, 2020, 08:21:42 pm »

Quote from: threechilliman on May 14, 2020, 08:06:10 pm

Particularly if I could fuck Mirren up the arse whilst the two of 'em are 69'ing.

...you had to go just that little bit too far, didn't you?

Bah, fuck it, what you said, plus some ass to mouth, Mirren to Lumley!

winkywanky · « **Reply #519 on:** May 14, 2020, 08:22:20 pm »

Quote from: A Decent Fist on May 14, 2020, 08:11:40 pm

Joanna and her fella got on the Northern Line at Stockwell one Sunday afternoon when I was going to work. What a lucky swine.

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Did she happen to be talking dirty?

winkywanky · « **Reply #520 on:** May 14, 2020, 08:22:59 pm »

I bet her old man's only 60, she has a toyboy!

winkywanky · « **Reply #521 on:** May 14, 2020, 08:27:24 pm »

Stephen Barlow, 66.

Married for ages now. Awww

Name Not Found · « **Reply #522 on:** May 14, 2020, 08:27:34 pm »

Can't remember if she's been mentioned before, but if she has, she's getting mentioned again.

Layla Moran. Who could say no to a skinny pansexual with a big mouth? She can bring her 'friend' along too to add to the fun.

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Chorley · « **Reply #523 on:** May 14, 2020, 08:37:13 pm »

Tamsin Greig. She definitely has a little twinkle in her eye.

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Kool Keef · « **Reply #524 on:** May 14, 2020, 08:38:17 pm »

Always had a thing for Jack Monroe, not sure what the deal is with her, think she's a lesbian & identifys as non binary maybe.

I just think she's a cutie.

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winkywanky · « **Reply #525 on:** May 14, 2020, 08:52:38 pm »

Quote from: Chorley on May 14, 2020, 08:37:13 pm

Tamsin Greig. She definitely has a little twinkle in her eye.

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Yeah, she's naughty, seen her on Norton and it's obvious. Also, Green Wing?

winkywanky · « **Reply #526 on:** May 14, 2020, 08:53:31 pm »

Quote from: Kool Keef on May 14, 2020, 08:38:17 pm

Always had a thing for Jack Monroe, not sure what the deal is with her, think she's a lesbian & identifys as non binary maybe.
I just think she's a cutie.

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If she's a 'Jack', I wonder whether she has a sister?

threechilliman · « **Reply #527 on:** May 14, 2020, 09:19:14 pm »

Quote from: winkywanky on May 14, 2020, 08:21:42 pm

...you had to go just that little bit too far, didn't you?

Bah, fuck it, what you said, plus some ass to mouth, Mirren to Lumley!

Now you're talking!

cunningman · « **Reply #528 on:** May 14, 2020, 09:37:30 pm »

Quote from: Chorley on May 14, 2020, 07:38:03 pm

Yes, I know she's 74, but Joanna Lumley definitely still has something about her.
She's a national treasure, an icon and is also bloody hilarious--she was brilliant in AbFab. Add in that she's a sterling supporter of our armed forces, in particular the Gurkhas, and that by itself makes her a winner in my eyes.
And that voice is still......................

i agree with what you wrote - but I saw her 15 (maybe 20) years ago doing a book signing in Broadgate Circle I believe. I thought 'That is not the Purdey of my dreams - someone sent Joan Rivers made up like Purdey!'.

I did not buy the book.

Worse, there was a home for kids with problems in a village near mine as I neared being a teen - big summer fete, a New Avenger would open it. Gareth Hunt showed up. Even then I was punished for sins I have yet to commit.

Avg_Joe · « **Reply #529 on:** May 14, 2020, 09:56:33 pm »

Quote from: Vincent Law on May 13, 2020, 09:57:35 pm

Hillary Clinton. I have always thought she was an attractive woman.

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redveee · « **Reply #530 on:** May 14, 2020, 11:07:35 pm »

Quote from: winkywanky on May 14, 2020, 07:45:43 pm

Joanna Lumley, talking dirty....now there's an instant hard-on

How about Joanna stripping off on TV to stockings and suspenders?

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winkywanky · « **Reply #531 on:** May 14, 2020, 11:15:45 pm »

Sssssssizzling

Name Not Found · « **Reply #532 on:** May 14, 2020, 11:20:08 pm »

Quote from: winkywanky on May 14, 2020, 11:15:45 pm

Sssssssizzling

Not much going on in the boobs department though. I expect they'll look like a couple of soggy pancakes by now

A Decent Fist · « **Reply #533 on:** May 14, 2020, 11:40:44 pm »

Having matured from a student leftie to a diehard Tory, I regard any grown-up who still believes in any kind of socialism as the most naive and deluded of creatures.

Nevertheless, I still have the hots for Angela Rayner, Labour's Shadow First Secretary of State:

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SmoothieNeil · « **Reply #534 on:** May 15, 2020, 12:00:40 am »

Eilidh Barbour is pretty sexy for me

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Name Not Found · « **Reply #535 on:** May 15, 2020, 12:19:47 am »

Quote from: A Decent Fist on May 14, 2020, 11:40:44 pm

I regard any grown-up who still believes in any kind of socialism as the most naive and deluded of creatures.

Nevertheless, I still have the hots for Angela Rayner, Labour's Shadow First Secretary of State:

You've made me feel sorry for both your political views and your taste in women. Well done

Ahalfa Carling · « **Reply #536 on:** May 15, 2020, 12:51:22 am »

With regards to Ms Lumley, my Missus has some knitting pattern books/magazines from the 1960's in which she is a model.

She is fuckable now, but back then she was even more bloody gorgeous.

Oh, she also has one with Roger Moore as a model, if that floats your boat!!!

tesla · « **Reply #537 on:** May 15, 2020, 08:00:17 am »

Quote from: Ahalfa Carling on May 15, 2020, 12:51:22 am

With regards to Ms Lumley, my Missus has some knitting pattern books/magazines from the 1960's in which she is a model.

She is fuckable now, but back then she was even more bloody gorgeous.

Oh, she also has one with Roger Moore as a model, if that floats your boat!!!

she was also a Bond girl in On Her Majesties Secret Service

Boundless · « **Reply #538 on:** May 15, 2020, 12:29:02 pm »

Quote from: Chorley on May 14, 2020, 08:37:13 pm

Tamsin Greig. She definitely has a little twinkle in her eye.

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Yeah, I reckon she could be dirty
But that fucking great trunk though....

Boundless · « **Reply #539 on:** May 15, 2020, 12:31:00 pm »

Quote from: tesla on May 15, 2020, 08:00:17 am

she was also a Bond girl in On Her Majesties Secret Service

Speaking of Bond girls

Anyone see Britt Ekland on The Real Marigold hotel series.

Fuck me, those lips, they're like a rubber hovercraft skirt!

winkywanky · « **Reply #540 on:** May 15, 2020, 12:54:53 pm »

Also saw her on that Peter Sellers Docu on BBC2 the other day.

She seems very level headed and grounded. Shame about the lip implants, although she always did have plump lips anyway.

By the way, the Sellers Docu is highly recommended, get it on iPlayer if you missed it.

sparkus · « **Reply #541 on:** May 15, 2020, 01:16:54 pm »

Quote from: Boundless on May 15, 2020, 12:31:00 pm

Speaking of Bond girls

Anyone see Britt Ekland on The Real Marigold hotel series.

Fuck me, those lips, they're like a rubber hovercraft skirt!

That Get Carter scene will live on forever though.

"Whassamatter, you got gut ache or summat?"

Chorley · « **Reply #542 on:** May 15, 2020, 01:30:41 pm »

Quote from: sparkus on May 15, 2020, 01:16:54 pm

That Get Carter scene will live on forever though.

"Whassamatter, you got gut ache or summat?"

"Take yer bra off"

joe diddley · « **Reply #543 on:** May 16, 2020, 10:34:47 am »

I've read that Britt happily showed off her tits in 'The Wicker Man' but demanded an arse double for those scenes in which she's gyrating against a wall on the other side of which is Edward Woodward as a repressed PC.

Malvolio · « **Reply #544 on:** May 17, 2020, 11:29:23 pm »

Possibly lockdown is getting to me, but I've recently decided I'd like a go on Ellie Simmonds.

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jimmymac · « **Reply #545 on:** May 18, 2020, 08:41:38 am »

Quote from: Malvolio on May 17, 2020, 11:29:23 pm

Possibly lockdown is getting to me, but I've recently decided I'd like a go on Ellie Simmonds.

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Time for you to head on to the porn sites and check out some dwarf porn, which I learned recently is a real thing!

spiralnotebook · « **Reply #546 on:** May 18, 2020, 09:41:18 am »

Susanna Reid!

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Ali Katt · « **Reply #547 on:** May 18, 2020, 10:05:01 am »

Quote from: spiralnotebook on May 18, 2020, 09:41:18 am

Susanna Reid!

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Not inexplicable at all.

MrMatrix · « **Reply #548 on:** May 18, 2020, 05:49:01 pm »

Quote from: spiralnotebook on May 18, 2020, 09:41:18 am

Susanna Reid!

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Not convinced its her. Dont think shes posed nude like this

Davey Dykes · « **Reply #549 on:** May 18, 2020, 05:51:15 pm »

Middle 2 pics definitely fake and this has nothing to do with this thread. Should be in the news reporter thread.

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