Women you shouldn't fancy... but do

[hornyguylondon]

Sorry to be always playing the contrarian but JHB is a class piece of ass. And it's been scientifically proven that right-women are much dirtier in the sack.

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Great tits - just take a face mask...for her 

[tightfoot69]

Is it wrong to say Miley Cyrus?

[Chorley]

well you could certainly shag her and not feel guilty about not returning her phone calls afterwards

I wouldn't shag that vile bitch if she was the last women on earth. 

[timsussex]

I wouldn't shag that vile bitch if she was the last women on earth. 

Not even if she was bound and gagged ?

[sparkus]

I wouldn't shag that vile bitch if she was the last women on earth. 

OK, not now, but a decade or so ago when those melon-like chebs were in their on telly glory?

[SmoothieNeil]

Would be interesting and a challenge to try and get Megan Rapinoe on some cock

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[timsussex]

Would be interesting and a challenge to try and get Megan Rapinoe on some cock

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Used to work with a guy that fancied Martina Navratilova  said he always wanted a challenge !

[MrMatrix]

Used to work with a guy that fancied Martina Navratilova  said he always wanted a challenge !

What, to find some woman with more testosterone than yer average guy. He's welcome

[sparkus]

What, to find some woman with more testosterone than yer average guy. He's welcome

Makes a change from men who claim they can 'turn' lesbians, using telly actresses playing them (eg. Zoe Tate on Emmerdale).

[Corus Boy]

Miss Lemon from Poirot.

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Don't ask me why, because I have no idea.

[Romeo Sensini]

Would be interesting and a challenge to try and get Megan Rapinoe on some cock

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Sorry but Megan Rapinoe, what an arrogant cunt. Her and that Degenerate bloke should be made to fight to the death on Pay per View. All profits to the NHS obvs (I'm not a monster  ).

[winkywanky]

Used to work with a guy that fancied Martina Navratilova  said he always wanted a challenge !

I doubt if he'd have got past the first set 

[diomhair72]

Lily Savage should float some people boats here 

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Miss Lemon from Poirot.

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Don't ask me why, because I have no idea.

Well, if we're taking that route, I'll have Mrs. Peacock from Cluedo.



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[george r]

I'll see you Alice Roberts and raise you Dr. Bettany Hughes.


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Bettany Hughes. Now your talking. She would be very near the top of my list as well.   

yes i would pay to see those if they were working   

[B4bcock]

Well, if we're taking that route, I'll have Mrs. Peacock from Cluedo.



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With your dagger, from behind, in the drawing room, perhaps??

[winkywanky]

Or even the lead piping .

[Rockhead]

Alex Polizzi - a serious MILF type, decent build, very impressive rack (they look almost conical in some of the stuff I've seen her wearing) and of course a very strict manner. The latter could lead to some very interesting power struggles in the bedroom.  I imagine she ends up getting what she wants in most situations.



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[winkywanky]

Hot Italian blood too 

[timsussex]

Alex Polizzi - a serious MILF type, decent build, very impressive rack (they look almost conical in some of the stuff I've seen her wearing) and of course a very strict manner. The latter could lead to some very interesting power struggles in the bedroom.  I imagine she ends up getting what she wants in most situations.

Cant find a clip but on one of her Spanish programmes she tries (I think) an oyster and says to the camera that she has had worse things in her mouth

Definitely a dirty bitch

[ulstersubbie]

Alex Polizzi - a serious MILF type, decent build, very impressive rack (they look almost conical in some of the stuff I've seen her wearing) and of course a very strict manner. The latter could lead to some very interesting power struggles in the bedroom.  I imagine she ends up getting what she wants in most situations.



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Definite boner material! 

[redveee]

Clare Grogan of Altered Images & Gregory's Girl

And Taggart where she got her baps out.



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[A Decent Fist]

I've always thought Boris's little sister looks eminently shag-able.

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[sadolddeejay]

I've always thought Boris's little sister looks eminently shag-able.

What you're saying is that you'd like to stick your johnson in a Johnson.

[WARSZAWA16]

I've always thought Boris's little sister looks eminently shag-able.

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A little bit too masculine looking though. Looks a bit like Rick Parfitt from Status Quo to me.

[Kingy28]

A little bit too masculine looking though. Looks a bit like Rick Parfitt from Status Quo to me.

She looks like a tranny to me but she fits well into this topic rather than some well known fit bird who most would shag.

[winkywanky]

What you're saying is that you'd like to stick your johnson in a Johnson.

 

[winkywanky]

She looks like a tranny to me but she fits well into this topic rather than some well known fit bird who most would shag.

She actually looks like Boris with a sex-change and a makeover. She looks too much like her brother.

If her brother didn't exist you could quite easily see her as naughty posh totty I think, but sadly for her, Boris does exist  .

[MrMatrix]

She actually looks like Boris with a sex-change and a makeover. She looks too much like her brother.

If her brother didn't exist you could quite easily see her as naughty posh totty I think, but sadly for her, Boris does exist  .

I dont fancy her either.

[A Decent Fist]

Well the Johnsons all have the same nose but I don't think the resemblance to Boris is very strong otherwise:

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And IMHO she scrubs up very nicely. I definitely would:

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[winkywanky]

I have to say, to me she just looks like a female version of Boris, I would find that quite unsettling while boffing her 

[winkywanky]

She is attractive though.

(By the way, that doesn't mean I fancy Boris    ).

[sparkus]

She is attractive though.

(By the way, that doesn't mean I fancy Boris    ).

She got her chebs out against Brexit on TV so surely there must be an image someone can source to cater for such fans?

I had hoped her actions would been taken up by other concerned women but sadly it wasn't to be.

After all this is over, if women want to demonstrate national solidarity they could "give a BJ for BJ"...

[winkywanky]

Count me in for starters   

[A Decent Fist]

She got her chebs out against Brexit on TV so surely there must be an image someone can source to cater for such fans?

I had hoped her actions would been taken up by other concerned women but sadly it wasn't to be.

After all this is over, if women want to demonstrate national solidarity they could "give a BJ for BJ"...

It was blurred out and apparently she was wearing a flesh-coloured boob tube anyway, but here you are:

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[sparkus]

It was blurred out and apparently she was wearing a flesh-coloured boob tube anyway, but here you are:

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Even so, I bet Nick Ferrari nipped out to the bogs for a crafty wank afterwards.

[winkywanky]

It was blurred out and apparently she was wearing a flesh-coloured boob tube anyway, but here you are:

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Blimey, game girl!!   

Did she actually get her tits out Live on Sky TV, or was it a pre-record? The latter, surely, otherwise there'd be the original and uncut footage around somewhere? (Which I would like to see, and would probably stop me comparing her with her famous brother    ).

[winkywanky]

She said she wanted to make various points by removing her blouse but from what I can see there'd only really be two?   

[SmoothieNeil]

Lucy Bronze anyone?

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[joe diddley]

While some of us are on the subject of sit com wives, what about Patricia Heaton who plays the Raymond's wife in 'Everybody Loves Raymond'. Didn't realise how big her tits were until I found this photo of her. Hell yeah!

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[george r]

Alex Polizzi - a serious MILF type, decent build, very impressive rack (they look almost conical in some of the stuff I've seen her wearing) and of course a very strict manner. The latter could lead to some very interesting power struggles in the bedroom.  I imagine she ends up getting what she wants in most situations.



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yes i bet she wears black stocking and suspenders  !! 
she has got that look that says she knows thousands are wanking over her 

[Ali Katt]

Rebel Wilson

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[MrMatrix]

While some of us are on the subject of sit com wives, what about Patricia Heaton who plays the Raymond's wife in 'Everybody Loves Raymond'. Didn't realise how big her tits were until I found this photo of her. Hell yeah!

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And at 62 she still looks well shagable I would as wel JD.

[cunningman]

I have to say, to me she just looks like a female version of Boris, I would find that quite unsettling while boffing her 

Face fuck. Doggy.  Reverse cowgirl. Sorted.  Don't look at the boat.

[winkywanky]

...I have to say, after the current on-going fiasco surrounding Boris's speech last night, I'd love to bang her really hard up the arse and then plaster her face with cum, because she looks like Boris    .

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...I have to say, after the current on-going fiasco surrounding Boris's speech last night, I'd love to bang her really hard up the arse and then plaster her face with cum, because she looks like Boris    .

I may have misinterpreted the new guidelines, but I think You'd be allowed to take a friend along with you if you bang her in a public park or on a bus

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Andi Oliver



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Body-wise is not far off Russ Meyer starlet June Mack: External Link/Members Only

[A Decent Fist]

Agreed.

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Jesus wept! She's ugly, fat and probably stinks of sweat in all the places covered by her monstrous flab.

Look, I accept that I'm not entirely straight, but I would honestly rather get into bed with a smooth and skinny young guy than a woman as gross as that.

[Chorley]

Jesus wept! She's ugly, fat and probably stinks of sweat in all the places covered by her monstrous flab.

Look, I accept that I'm not entirely straight, but I would honestly rather get into bed with a smooth and skinny young guy than a woman as gross as that.

So you're still undecided then?