... or you're overtaken by one who numberplate ends ..16MFF and you immediately start mentally reviewing who might be available.
When you are on the train and you see some guy opposite you sitting alone looking intensely at his phone.The numpty didnt realise that I could see the purple website from the reflection in the glass behind him
On a train once, a guy was browsing AW on his tablet, so turned it inwards so that anyone passing by in the aisles could not spot him browsing the site.Unbeknown to him, when the train went through a tunnel, you could clearly see the purple site in the window reflection!! I was with other work colleagues, but even if I wasn't I don't think I would have said anything.
You should really use Private Browsing.
When you fill your fat lardy 4x4 with diesel and think to yourself..."Fuck me I could have had an hour with my fave pro$$ie for what that's just fucking cost"
This evening with Jack Dee on “I haven’t a Clue” and the Uxbridge English Dictionary : -“Hors d'oeuvre” means ‘Women who hang around diesel pumps’.
when you see this car and think CIM, then be sad enough to take a pic for this thread Jeez I hope its no ones car on this thread in the north westHidden Image/Members Only
A relative asks you what you're going to do with the money they gave you for Xmas. I said 'Not sure yet'. I wanted to say 'I'm going to use it to get a whore to drop her knickers for me'.tcm
Heard a radio advert for a long-established jewellers closing down, (they run several variants on their adverts) but the one that gave me a punters grin said that " a pearl necklace is always welcome, but especially on Christmas morning"!!
when you are looking at AW and UKP late on New Year's Eve.
When thinking of mothers, you realise they're barebackers.
You see a client at work and think "You could make so much more money on your back"
Agonising for weeks over a small purchase, then realising you'd quite spend that amount on a WG meet without a second thought.
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3. You wonder if every flirty woman is a WG
You have learned to adjust yourself to enable walking through public places full on hard as you make your way to the WG's door, without it being too obvious.
You think any half decent looking woman at the sexual health clinic is a prossie.
Wonder or wish ?
At a xmas party in a night club chatting to decent looking bird, i was bored trying chatup lines i offered her £150 if we skipped the first three stages and jumped straight into the fourth. I got a nice lovely slap and she stormed off. I guess that was a no then
You are vaguely anxious about a planned tourist day out to visit Cambridge with the missus who was at university there many decades ago. What if she asks to go punting?
1. You make purchase decisions based on their comparability to punting... "£80 for some new shoes? ... for £10 more I could spend half an hour with an absolute hottie, think I'll leave the shoes".2. You find yourself defending prostitution when it arises but try not to let on how much you know about it.
You drive by certain locations and smirk.
When a hotel door opens and there is no one there, they are behind the door
when you are invited to go punting in Cambridge ....
Being with the OH on a summer tourist visit to Cambridge and you have to discuss possible punting.
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