You know your a punter when:
1: you watch your diet, the day before, (no garlic)
2: you carry mouth wash everywhere, just in case.
3: the nurse at the gum clinic turns you on!
4: you log into aw and ukp xmas day.
5: you don't bother with the footie on Saturdays, too busy punting!
6: when replying to a mates text, you accidentally sign off xx
7: you've heard "what you doing later?" More than a 100 times!
8: your cock is constantly wet from pre cum, thinking about your last punt, or imagining your next one!
9: you don't wank any longer, because you need all your spunk for punts. (If your getting on a bit).
Number 8 is a pain!
