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Offline advent2016

This isn't in a shop then?

She works out of a shared beauty/nails/waxing/massage premises. I consider that a "shop" though realise my definition my not be your definition.

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She works out of a shared beauty/nails/waxing/massage premises. I consider that a "shop" though realise my definition my not be your definition.

No, that's fine - belongs in this thread :hi:

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Anyone got a shout for Ted in Spitalfields area today?

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Anyone got a shout for Ted in Spitalfields area today?

Why not pop in Believe Spa on Commercial Street and see who is on?

I think of the Wentworth Street shops Prima is the only one that you might get usual rates and a decent choice.

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Thanks for suggestions.

Ted left the area with blue balls. Combination of no parking and pissing rain so called it quits and fucked off home to watch the racing instead.

Offline Mdee100

Had a wander into Natural Elements Farringdon on a Thursday recently. A tall slim black girl was working, attractive but not my type and can’t remember name but not seen her here before - in twenties. Other girl was Mia - short Chinese in mid twenties and slim with small boobs but didn’t fancy her either and walked.

Went to health one behind Holborn station instead and saw Sarah, a young and pretty half Thai half Chinese girl. Tall size ten and average size chest. Paid £40 for half hour and £60 body to body which was solid but nothing special. There were other girls but couldn’t get a glimpse fully on my way out.

Sarah said she is there Thursdays and works somewhere in South Kensington on other days.

Offline W5ranger

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Spied a newish place in Richmond. Just on the one way system past Wholefoods. They offer massage and waxing . Id be interested on any intel.

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Question out the blue, does anyone know if the boss of closed down Fantasia is still working somewhere? Thanks in advance.

Offline 76shen

Question out the blue, does anyone know if the boss of closed down Fantasia is still working somewhere? Thanks in advance.

She was working at Be Healthy shop on Shaftesbury Ave. On Monday's. Last time I saw in August.
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This one seems to have very large boobs. Has anybody seen her?
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This one seems to have very large boobs. Has anybody seen her?
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Have pondered over her gumtree ad a few times but never contacted.
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Offline Budgiesmuggler

Saw her a few years ago in barbican....vaguely remember average massage, b2b and HE (i think). I remember also being attracted to the premise of her being a former catwalk model but when i saw her, did not think i was in the presence of an ex-model in any way....

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Question out the blue, does anyone know if the boss of closed down Fantasia is still working somewhere? Thanks in advance.

Maybe

Online maybe

She was working at Be Healthy shop on Shaftesbury Ave. On Monday's. Last time I saw in August.

Thanks!

Offline welllucky

6/10
This place is tucked away in a side street - Union Street - so is discrete. This was two weeks ago.
Two women working... a much older manageress and a younger woman (35?) who I got - sorry didn't get name but works there Wednesdays
Very pretty chinese face with nice figure but a bit of a tummy. Pleasant cheerful attitude. Good strong massage all over. Little hint of extras until the half way point. so not the most sensual  till then.
B2B agreed, pretty much access everywhere ...no kissing though. HR got me over the line... she had to try extra hard for that. Lots of oohs and aahs which I don't like.
 One weird thing - a very arge clit for those that like that. Offered a shower but had one at home.
55 for the hour plus 60 (maybe i could have haggled but agreed straight away).

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6/10
This place is tucked away in a side street - Union Street - so is discrete. This was two weeks ago.
Two women working... a much older manageress and a younger woman (35?) who I got - sorry didn't get name but works there Wednesdays
Very pretty chinese face with nice figure but a bit of a tummy. Pleasant cheerful attitude. Good strong massage all over. Little hint of extras until the half way point. so not the most sensual  till then.
B2B agreed, pretty much access everywhere ...no kissing though. HR got me over the line... she had to try extra hard for that. Lots of oohs and aahs which I don't like.
 One weird thing - a very arge clit for those that like that. Offered a shower but had one at home.
55 for the hour plus 60 (maybe i could have haggled but agreed straight away).

This place in Barnet ?

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yes that's it

Been there years.  Mad trek to get to if not local.

Last bird I saw there had sultry good looks and a cracking pert pair when she whipped her blouse off.  You don't really see them like that anymore.

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Had an hour to kill before drinks on Upper Street.  Usually I check out the Angel area shops but instead used some intel from here and ventured east in search of chebs.

QI on St Pauls Road was nothing enticing, solo crewed by a slender MILF in a cocktail dress who looked to have modest Cs or possibly Bs in a padded bra.  She did little for me so I made my excuses and headed back towards Angel via Essex Road and 10 10 Thai Salon in search of 'Chompoo' and her supposed huge pair.  Again a duo of excitable small ladies in tunics tried their level best to get me to commit to a booking but said their boss lady wasn't in.  Previously I would have just seen what happened but no chebs means no booking so that was that.  Ended up wasting money on a WG up the road with a deceptive ad so not sure if my guardedness was justified this time.

Offline DeanoDeano

Sounds interesting and local to me, got a name or website?

Might pop across and test out their waxing service, to see what else may be on offer…

Offline Kojac

Had an hour to kill before drinks on Upper Street.  Usually I check out the Angel area shops but instead used some intel from here and ventured east in search of chebs.

QI on St Pauls Road was nothing enticing, solo crewed by a slender MILF in a cocktail dress who looked to have modest Cs or possibly Bs in a padded bra.  She did little for me so I made my excuses and headed back towards Angel via Essex Road and 10 10 Thai Salon in search of 'Chompoo' and her supposed huge pair.  Again a duo of excitable small ladies in tunics tried their level best to get me to commit to a booking but said their boss lady wasn't in.  Previously I would have just seen what happened but no chebs means no booking so that was that.  Ended up wasting money on a WG up the road with a deceptive ad so not sure if my guardedness was justified this time.

@ Sparkus, Lee at Rai Thai in Victoria is a good option if chebs are your prerequisite.   :music:

« Last Edit: November 04, 2023, 03:31:23 pm by Kojac »

Offline bobby1973

6/10
This place is tucked away in a side street - Union Street - so is discrete. This was two weeks ago.
Two women working... a much older manageress and a younger woman (35?) who I got - sorry didn't get name but works there Wednesdays
Very pretty chinese face with nice figure but a bit of a tummy. Pleasant cheerful attitude. Good strong massage all over. Little hint of extras until the half way point. so not the most sensual  till then.
B2B agreed, pretty much access everywhere ...no kissing though. HR got me over the line... she had to try extra hard for that. Lots of oohs and aahs which I don't like.
 One weird thing - a very arge clit for those that like that. Offered a shower but had one at home.
55 for the hour plus 60 (maybe i could have haggled but agreed straight away).

Not been there for years. Boss lady was Eva I think .good massage but used too be much cheaper £40+£40.
But as you say parking can be an issue if before6.30

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@ Sparkus, Lee at Rai Thai in Victoria is a good option if chebs are your prerequisite.   :music:

Naturals only, please.

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Has anyone had an experience of either of these two ladies?
Tempted to try one this weekend..
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Thanks so much for sharing this! Sasha looks great and I really hope there are more reviews coming!

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May-Lee/Mei-Li from Malaysia - China Health, Bromley, Widmore Rd.  Sundays. 
Pretty, late 30s+, 5'2ish, slender sz 6/8, soft, pale-skinned body, natural B/Cs.  Massage skills ok for a medium/relax.  Wanted +50 for b2b which turned out to be a tableside, topless wank dodging/denying access to below. :dash:
Wank was ok but not worth more than +30.  Only saving grace is door fee still only 45.  Very pleasant to talk to with excellent English after many years here.

Alice - 1010 Thai Massage, Islington N1.  Weds and Sats. 
Attractive, broad, round face, late 30s+, 5', good few pounds extra around the middle making her a little heavy to be walking on anyone (no hand bars fixed in room but they have a balancing pole that could double for RP'ing a gondola ride or punt on the Cam), nat A/Bs in bra, too much makeup.  Friendly and flirty with good English from 10+ years here, massage skills well practiced and quite effective using hands, forearms and elbows in various ways.  Sensual touch seemed attentive and practiced.  +30 for HE; +40 for HE plus touching over clothes; +80 for b2b  :dash:  She'd done a good job so settled for a wank which was oily and well practiced, she seemed happy if not intent on taking her time to pull a good one out of me over the next 20 mins.  Giggled at the ejection before carefully tidying me up with chilly wet wipes and hot flannel. Nice lass, sincerely friendly.
55 on the door is a tad steep.  The place is in good decorative order, kept almost immaculately clean.  There's a good sized shower in the spotless toilet towards the shop rear.
"Winnie" the other matron on duty was more rotund and worn of face, a bit grumpy when not chosen.
« Last Edit: November 06, 2023, 08:44:23 pm by LLPunting »

Offline FlaccidChimp

Seen Ari thai @ skyline. 40 for b2b.

5ft 3 ish. receptionist claimed she's in her early 20s but looks mid thirties and knowing Asian women she's probably older than that. Slim ish, size b or c cups, nipples not as large as the usual Asian. Flat butt, looks alright.

her massage was quite good. She constantly pressure checked with me, cracked my back and also stretched my legs.  Her B2B didn't last long. She got completely undressed and rubbed her upper body  on me on the table for a couple mins before moving on to hand relief. She gave HR with a lot of enthusiam, smiles and noise.

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Tried Ari the "Thai" @ Skyline when she first arrived about 4 months back and wasn't convinced she's Thai; accent too Anglo given she claims less than a handful of years in UK.  Her English has an educated pronounciation, she wants to do a Masters so perhaps she's from better off origins.  Attractive, pale, petite, slender, v.late 20s+, natural body, Bs, slight pot, strong fingers but not well-practiced or precise with her massage.  Unlike most Thais she was very cautious about contact so no lap grinding then, no cock slides but also nothing particularly accomplished. +40 for "b2b".  She hesitated to do more than slide (awkwardly) but then plonked her fanny on my face and ground away.  Not completely fresh but gets juicy, her puss flushed a few times, felt like she was gushing but it was a temperature flush only, took 2 cautious fingers in each hole. Bumped into a turtle head so withdrew from rear.  Haven't been moved to revisit.

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..... Bumped into a turtle head so withdrew from rear.  Haven't been moved to revisit.

That one made me laugh...out loud in my office..not cool!  :lol:

Offline Wankingdead

You are right LL she does shove her puss right in your face almost begging for a lick, strangely I found this off putting. Did not insert anything anywhere so did not meet or see or smelled any turtley thingy, the whole thing was not great and despite the receptionist singing her praise I avoided her afterwards.

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Tried Ari the "Thai" @ Skyline when she first arrived about 4 months back and wasn't convinced she's Thai; accent too Anglo given she claims less than a handful of years in UK.  Her English has an educated pronounciation, she wants to do a Masters so perhaps she's from better off origins.  Attractive, pale, petite, slender, v.late 20s+, natural body, Bs, slight pot, strong fingers but not well-practiced or precise with her massage.  Unlike most Thais she was very cautious about contact so no lap grinding then, no cock slides but also nothing particularly accomplished. +40 for "b2b".  She hesitated to do more than slide (awkwardly) but then plonked her fanny on my face and ground away.  Not completely fresh but gets juicy, her puss flushed a few times, felt like she was gushing but it was a temperature flush only, took 2 cautious fingers in each hole. Bumped into a turtle head so withdrew from rear.  Haven't been moved to revisit.

I don't believe any of the ethnicities they give there as i've seen the ethnicity of a girl switch since visiting :D Also lap grinding has been in the decline by the women there for quite a while. The last one I saw there that did it was Emma Black Spanish.

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You are right LL she does shove her puss right in your face almost begging for a lick, strangely I found this off putting. Did not insert anything anywhere so did not meet or see or smelled any turtley thingy, the whole thing was not great and despite the receptionist singing her praise I avoided her afterwards.

I find that strange too as the physical description sounds like RO would be  :yahoo:

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I don't believe any of the ethnicities they give there as i've seen the ethnicity of a girl switch since visiting :D Also lap grinding has been in the decline by the women there for quite a while. The last one I saw there that did it was Emma Black Spanish.

TBF even in its heyday some of the women offered up were pretty meh. The joint's USP compared to others in the capital was your pound went further.

Has no one been to Cricklewood recently? They were already demanding 50 for a topless wank even before inflation hit.

Offline DeanoDeano

Richmond

Spied a newish place in Richmond. Just on the one way system past Wholefoods. They offer massage and waxing . Id be interested on any intel.

Appreciate it was only me that asked but this is the place if anyone else is interested

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Offline goodguy22london

Hi all,

Just wanted to flag one interesting fact - I was around Paddington last Thu around 1700 and wanted a B2B massage.

I tried both Well Health and Paddington Spa near the station and they were both fully booked with a waiting time of 20 mins. I also asked how many WGs were working that day and both had four each.

Wow what a busy day and good for business for these shops!

Offline stampjones

Hi all,

Just wanted to flag one interesting fact - I was around Paddington last Thu around 1700 and wanted a B2B massage.

I tried both Well Health and Paddington Spa near the station and they were both fully booked with a waiting time of 20 mins. I also asked how many WGs were working that day and both had four each.

Wow what a busy day and good for business for these shops!
I think thee two places are related so its the same 4 girls that both quoted. The one above the laundry and tge walk down a few doors along

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I think thee two places are related so its the same 4 girls that both quoted. The one above the laundry and tge walk down a few doors along

Yes I think that's right, plus Im sure there are only two rooms at the basement spa, so they're not going to have four girls in there.

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Anyone on this thread tried their luck with BluBlu massage at Woodford??
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I have a week's leave coming up and thought of taking my chances..

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Anyone on this thread tried their luck with BluBlu massage at Woodford??
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I have a week's leave coming up and thought of taking my chances..

 :crazy:

They have a recent review up.

Offline goodguy22london

Yes I think that's right, plus Im sure there are only two rooms at the basement spa, so they're not going to have four girls in there.

Got you! Thank you so much both!

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There's a small housing estate near Seven Sisters station.  Outside one house there's a sign board for a Thai massage provider.  Usual style, content etc.

At the bottom 'NO SEXUAL SERVICE'

Wonder what the neighbours think? :D

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https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=389520.msg3959153#msg3959153

This one I believe. You have to put Blu Blu in the search facility.  :hi:

Thanks for that, guess I did not look far enough...though review not particularly help ful.. experienced two masseuses yesterday at Blu Blu..report to cum soon

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There's a small housing estate near Seven Sisters station.  Outside one house there's a sign board for a Thai massage provider.  Usual style, content etc.

At the bottom 'NO SEXUAL SERVICE'

Wonder what the neighbours think? :D

They must be appalled that a massage provider in Seven Sisters is not providing a sexual service - WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO  :rolleyes:

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They must be appalled that a massage provider in Seven Sisters is not providing a sexual service - WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO  :rolleyes:

Not seen, but nice boobs it looks like. Natural?

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Looks like they might be natural but Not sure as I’ve not seen her yet.

Offline Boss_Grinz

I can confirm blu blu is a legit massage place, I had an hour's massage and fire cupping, asked to keep pants on

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I can confirm blu blu is a legit massage place, I had an hour's massage and fire cupping, asked to keep pants on

TBF it's been a decade since that happened to me. Out that way seems to be all legit, any locals needing more have to go South Woodford or Debden grot shop.