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Offline Kojac

Not been recently but under previous owner most SPs were up for fun to varying degrees.
Under new ownership (since 2019) it's only been b2b and 50/50 on whether you'll get RO.

I will give that a miss then.

Thanks anyway  :thumbsup:

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I will give that a miss then.

Thanks anyway  :thumbsup:

The bonkers manageress used to carry the CCTV cameras in reception into the massage room with her on a tablet. While dressing afterwards she'd give you a running commentary on the blokes who came in.

"Oh, he very naughty!"
"Oh, he only like skinny girls! I'll tell him there's no one good for him today."

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Maybe saying I paid too much? “Conned” into paying £70 for full service, OWO, etc?

Weird comment.
I agree with you, strange comment I wouldn’t say conned

Offline Wankingdead

Hello gentlemen, anyone have any knowledge of June (Korean, 27yo) or Diana (Estonian, 28yo) from Emily's Skyline in Lewisham?

Haven't been there since Clair days

Any info will be appreciated  :hi:
Dana is an old hand who is not 27 more like 47, facially unattractive and has a belly going on and no ass to talk about, service wise she is ok.
June I met once and was not impressed, she has forgettable face black hair smallish titd and loose skin abdomen, her massage was rushed and un interesting and her b2b was amateurish I will not return to see her.
One intersting thing was that the guy next door was moaning the whole time I was there and very loudly to the point of annoyance thr fucker.

Offline y101y

Dana is an old hand who is not 27 more like 47, facially unattractive and has a belly going on and no ass to talk about, service wise she is ok.
June I met once and was not impressed, she has forgettable face black hair smallish titd and loose skin abdomen, her massage was rushed and un interesting and her b2b was amateurish I will not return to see her.
One intersting thing was that the guy next door was moaning the whole time I was there and very loudly to the point of annoyance thr fucker.

Sorry but I was really enjoying my massage.

Offline daddy919

Dana is an old hand who is not 27 more like 47, facially unattractive and has a belly going on and no ass to talk about, service wise she is ok.
June I met once and was not impressed, she has forgettable face black hair smallish titd and loose skin abdomen, her massage was rushed and un interesting and her b2b was amateurish I will not return to see her.
One intersting thing was that the guy next door was moaning the whole time I was there and very loudly to the point of annoyance thr fucker.

Thanks for your intel. I'll save my cash for someone more reliable  :thumbsup:

Offline welllucky

Thursday Herb Garden 80 Holloway Road Highbury - Neutral
40 pounds for 40 minutes
+20 for HE only
Entrance on the main road not discrete but I'm not bothered by that.
One masseuse in the shop and no receptionist.
She was not a looker. Chinese plain mid twenties but very overweight. Wearing what looked like a footy kit(!) if you were training on a cold day- loose black shorts trainers and a hoodie... all very unshapely and unsexy. TBF to me I do find most chinese attractive.

Massage very limp and not very committed . Oil offered. B2B offered but did not fancy at all.
HE very slow and gentle - took her time so fair play to that but you may need to shut your eyes and imagine someone else.

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Thursday Herb Garden 80 Holloway Road Highbury - Neutral
40 pounds for 40 minutes
+20 for HE only
Entrance on the main road not discrete but I'm not bothered by that.
One masseuse in the shop and no receptionist.
She was not a looker. Chinese plain mid twenties but very overweight. Wearing what looked like a footy kit(!) if you were training on a cold day- loose black shorts trainers and a hoodie... all very unshapely and unsexy. TBF to me I do find most chinese attractive.

Massage very limp and not very committed . Oil offered. B2B offered but did not fancy at all.
HE very slow and gentle - took her time so fair play to that but you may need to shut your eyes and imagine someone else.

This description seems to reflect what I see on the rare recces I do these days. It's either plain and dumpy or past it on offer.

Offline Groovyguy00777

Aroma massage in Marylebone - they try to offer a legit massage. Some of their staff can but usually have hr, topless, naked and b2b on menu.

Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday are when their big hitters are in. Some of those EE ladies are stunning and often charge ridiculous amounts. Up to £180.


Offline another381

Thai Lisa between Stratford and West Ham. 60 minutes for £40 massage, £20 b2b, £20 HE. £80 total

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I'm certain this is the same Thai Lisa reviewed here. Short slightly chubby thai lady, bolt ons and small ass with a slight belly. (https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=246667.msg2521276#msg2521276 & https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=250394.0).

Arranged by text and she also called me. Only discussed £40 for 1 hour and the extras she told me in person. Flat is easy to find and the table is in the living room with a small sofa. Bathroom has seen better days. Sex wasn't offered contrary to the reviews above. Either i'm really unlucky or she's changed her services.

She does her little dance as i'm sat on the table and gets me to lie down. She's naked from the start. Massage is pretty good. Firm strokes all over and does nice CC swipes throughout. Flips me over and massages my front before climbing on sliding her tits all over and giving me a tit wank. She plays with my cock and picks up the pace when I'm ready to burst. I let a fountain of jizz out all over her hands which she cups before cleaning me up.

I'd pass on the b2b next time but the massage is probably one of the better ones i've had.

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Thai Lisa between Stratford and West Ham. 60 minutes for £40 massage, £20 b2b, £20 HE. £80 total

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I'm certain this is the same Thai Lisa reviewed here. Short slightly chubby thai lady, bolt ons and small ass with a slight belly. (https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=246667.msg2521276#msg2521276 & https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=250394.0).

Arranged by text and she also called me. Only discussed £40 for 1 hour and the extras she told me in person. Flat is easy to find and the table is in the living room with a small sofa. Bathroom has seen better days. Sex wasn't offered contrary to the reviews above. Either i'm really unlucky or she's changed her services.

She does her little dance as i'm sat on the table and gets me to lie down. She's naked from the start. Massage is pretty good. Firm strokes all over and does nice CC swipes throughout. Flips me over and massages my front before climbing on sliding her tits all over and giving me a tit wank. She plays with my cock and picks up the pace when I'm ready to burst. I let a fountain of jizz out all over her hands which she cups before cleaning me up.

I'd pass on the b2b next time but the massage is probably one of the better ones i've had.

I am certain ir is too.

She must be ancient now.  It's a pity she got her bolt ons back when they used tupperware.

Offline Johnny

Had some free time at the weekend so did a recce, and it was all very frustrating.

Had booked a hour with Lucy in motspur park at the Osterley place, confirmed a time but was told to call in the morning to check due to trains. Did so, was told she would be 10 minutes late, then she wasn’t free until 1230, then when I cancelled she could do 30 minutes in an hours time. Declined.

Went on to china health in tolworth, an absolute munter by the name of Selina was there on reception. She took me into the room then said she was doing the massage and it was 50 for 60, at which point I declined. She physically blocked the door and kept trying to bargain with me, I had to be a bit aggressive to get her to move and let me out the room!

On to Infinity Therapy, better looking lady here, but plastered in slap, aged about 50, just wasn’t feeling it.

In desperation I swung by DST on Ewell road, and thought persistence had paid off- young Chinese girl, b cups, wearing a naught sort of sailer outfit. Of course, I turned up 5 minutes too late and she already had a booking, the other lady was an old flat hag.


Maybe I’ll try again some other day.

Offline another381

She kept telling me she doesn't do 'boom boom' and that's the same wording used in the other reviews. I wanted to show her them and say she had done boom boom with them why not me but I knew that's the sort of punt that makes me regret my decisions.  :D

I am certain ir is too.

She must be ancient now.  It's a pity she got her bolt ons back when they used tupperware.

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She kept telling me she doesn't do 'boom boom' and that's the same wording used in the other reviews. I wanted to show her them and say she had done boom boom with them why not me but I knew that's the sort of punt that makes me regret my decisions.  :D

I can appreciate the frustration, but using UKP reviews as a lever to get any sort of positive outcome during a punt would not be a good look IMO.

Offline Moneyd

Aroma massage in Marylebone - they try to offer a legit massage. Some of their staff can but usually have hr, topless, naked and b2b on menu.

Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday are when their big hitters are in. Some of those EE ladies are stunning and often charge ridiculous amounts. Up to £180.

Any names or descriptions of these ‘big hitters’?

I know Emily has left now so she’s off my menu.

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I can appreciate the frustration, but using UKP reviews as a lever to get any sort of positive outcome during a punt would not be a good look IMO.

I've been quite frustrated myself in the past (not with her!) but it's just not a road anyone should travel down.

I once visited an SP on the recommendation of another UKP member by PM and she was quite forthright that I couldn't finger her as he claimed he had and she only offered above the waist access. When I messaged him about this he said "Yeah, perhaps I remembered it wrong, it was the other week." (he also couldn't "remember" if another SP had gone topless or not  :dash:)

At best UKP is just a vague indication of possibilities beyond "legit only". What transpires is between you and her only.

Offline another381

Oh I would 100% never do that, was making a joke and imagined it would be a funny scenario. Definitely wouldn’t use this site or someone else’s experience to get something more from a punt. Sorry that wasn’t clear.

I can appreciate the frustration, but using UKP reviews as a lever to get any sort of positive outcome during a punt would not be a good look IMO.

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Oh I would 100% never do that, was making a joke and imagined it would be a funny scenario. Definitely wouldn’t use this site or someone else’s experience to get something more from a punt. Sorry that wasn’t clear.

One SP once said she enjoyed the "power" of being able to decide who to offer FS to. She also said she enjoyed being able to give it to deserving regulars rather than every boundary pusher with a mobile phone.

Offline another381

I can appreciate that and to be honest it’s one of the things that appeals most about going for a massage over visiting an SP.

I like the tease and not knowing how far she’ll go or what she’ll offer. I’d like a BJ and FS every time but it’s them deciding on the spot that makes it feel more rewarding than going with a mechanical WG because I’ve paid for it.

One SP once said she enjoyed the "power" of being able to decide who to offer FS to. She also said she enjoyed being able to give it to deserving regulars rather than every boundary pusher with a mobile phone.

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I can appreciate that and to be honest it’s one of the things that appeals most about going for a massage over visiting an SP.

I like the tease and not knowing how far she’ll go or what she’ll offer. I’d like a BJ and FS every time but it’s them deciding on the spot that makes it feel more rewarding than going with a mechanical WG because I’ve paid for it.

Regs are a whole new 'ball game', the lines between client and someone you might take a shine to and have fun with are there.  But it's them who drives the process and makes that decision.

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Oh I would 100% never do that, was making a joke and imagined it would be a funny scenario. Definitely wouldn’t use this site or someone else’s experience to get something more from a punt. Sorry that wasn’t clear.

Yeah that's how I read your post. My comment was more for the general audience and someone reading who might think it was a good idea to point to other reviews demanding particular services.

Offline Groovyguy00777

Any names or descriptions of these ‘big hitters’?

I know Emily has left now so she’s off my menu.

Georgiana and Sarah seem to charge a premium. Georgiana is stunning, IMO.

Saw a couple of the other ladies on my way out, and definitely head turners.

Fridays seems to have the B team, more affordable and a few more interested in giving a massage too (Katy, Jen)

Offline tony22

Regs are a whole new 'ball game', the lines between client and someone you might take a shine to and have fun with are there.  But it's them who drives the process and makes that decision.

100%. Been there with a few over the years, and I am definately on the end of the string, not the other way round. But as long as you know that and accept it, every now and then you can find a regular that makes it worthwhile. And when she knows you know, and you know she knows, it works.

Offline Moneyd

Georgiana and Sarah seem to charge a premium. Georgiana is stunning, IMO.

Saw a couple of the other ladies on my way out, and definitely head turners.

Fridays seems to have the B team, more affordable and a few more interested in giving a massage too (Katy, Jen)

Thanks

Any of them have a nice pair of natural tits??

Offline Groovyguy00777

Thanks

Any of them have a nice pair of natural tits??

Natural - probably note. Sarah’s are well done though, soft and not rock hard.

Offline Kojac

Tina is back at Well Health after 3 months back home, she is in Paddington M/Th/F , and The Cut on T/W.

Whilst there I spotted a charming looking young lady who said her name was Kelly, looking forward to indulging myself next week.

@Jonestown Any Intel on Kelly?

 ;)

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@Jonestown Any Intel on Kelly?

 ;)

Yes, first off she's not young, early forties, slim size 8, maybe a/b cups, acceptable looks, not bad massage, can't remember if it was owo or he ending, but overall worth the money to me. Would she go further, yes probably. Sorry my memory is a bit fuzzy these days.

Offline Kojac

Yes, first off she's not young, early forties, slim size 8, maybe a/b cups, acceptable looks, not bad massage, can't remember if it was owo or he ending, but overall worth the money to me. Would she go further, yes probably. Sorry my memory is a bit fuzzy these days.

Cheers Jonestown  :thumbsup:

Offline TP84

Not had much luck getting a punt so I went down the massage route , some of my adventures below -

Paddington Spa - Praed Street - the basement with the windy staircase, met a lady who said her name was Ameena (my guess was late 30s, had full make up and a nice pair of natural tits in a push up bra) massage started and she wasted no time in the swipes and then offered FS , 30 minute massage for 35 (they take card payment at no extra charge) offered full service for 90 negotiated down to 60. OWO and her on top and I was out 35 minutes later.

Natural Balance - Southwick Street - walking past on the way to the station I noticed a dark haired lady in gym wear, walked in and paid £50 for a 45 minute massage, gave me the name of Leena and was polish (verified by speaking the basic polish that I know :lol:). She had a nice slim body with a lovely pair of D cup natural breasts. The massage was very good , was told she had trained in the art of massage. Asked me to turn over and was offered topless hand relief at £80 , negotiated down to £50 and she gave me a nice HR with some attention to the balls as I played with her assets. She strongly advised she does nothing more than topless HR.

Natural Ways Body Balance - George Street - I walked in trying my luck and was greeted by the boss lady (her words) she recommended one of the new younger Asian ladies, I took a risk.  30 minutes at 45 pound(be warned after 9pm they do 45 minutes minimum and charge 1 pound for card payment) Gave me the name of Lucy and the massage that followed was one of the most painful massages I have ever had and asked her to stop after 10 minutes and I left. As I was leaving I bumped into a nice looking younger ebony lady who gave me the name of Jenny (with a nice French accent) I will return to see her and report back.




Offline elnukky

'Thai' Ari @ Skyline

I don't know where she is from but it ain't Thailand. 5'3, slim, no bum, natural b cups, mid to late 30's. Plenty of raunch once you get her warmed up.
hr £20
b2b £40

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Anyone visit Salus in Weybridge recently?

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Anyone visit Salus in Weybridge recently?

Weybridge is under South East forum, mon ami

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Weybridge is under South East forum, mon ami

If he asked on the SE board, it might be suggested that he goes and finds out for himself, since he's the only punter asking about it.

Offline Ben Dover

I am not sure if we are supposed to mention the name of the therapist and the place if we receive full service in a massage shop.
I know some owners are members here and don't know if it will cause the therapists problems?

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I am not sure if we are supposed to mention the name of the therapist and the place if we receive full service in a massage shop.
I know some owners are members here and don't know if it will cause the therapists problems?
Welcome to the forum mate. I'm not familiar with the London massage scene so can't help with your question.

Offline stampjones

I am not sure if we are supposed to mention the name of the therapist and the place if we receive full service in a massage shop.
I know some owners are members here and don't know if it will cause the therapists problems?
Play it by ear. If you’re in a place that looks legit or if you’re getting off menu services then maybe be a bit circumspect but otherwise its say it as you see it imo. Look back through the thread and you can get a decent idea of what is discussed.

Offline Pushn

I still can’t believe the Asian receptionist thing. If it’s the young one that worked there ages, anyway. She never offered a thing over the years.

Hannah or whatever her name was - the older one - sure, she put out and I even spent time with her outside the shop once. The young one though, would’ve loved taking her for a spin.

I forgot the name of the girl who used to be on reception maybe 4-5 years ago? Asian lady I would say in her late 30s? I always fancied her, especially when she wore her gym leggings every now and again, I did not know she gave massages...damn. I was laways chatting her up.

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Jenny @Dr Liu in West Ken
Watch out lads, this one is playing silly buggers already.  Agreed +50 for b2b (knowing locals do for 40) then mentioned more for more, agreed +owo for +10  but then got into action quick promising massage after, interrupted by convo with male outside door a few times, then curtailed session at 20+ mins saying doctor would do massage WTAF!
Yes she looks late 20s-early 30s round faced, gnd pretty, soft white skin and pert natural Bs, but stale below and didn't shower after.
Formal review later.

Jenny is no longer on the rota at Dr Liu, the receptionist said she had gone home which probably means she has moved onto a more lucrative outlet, shame I was looking forward to a second helping.

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Shame, sounded decent. Anyone had the pleasure of SP called Linda at Dr Liu?

Offline Kojac

Jenny is no longer on the rota at Dr Liu, the receptionist said she had gone home which probably means she has moved onto a more lucrative outlet, shame I was looking forward to a second helping.

What's the deal with Dr Liu and Dr Wu at Yunji around the corner at 4 Charleville Road?

Do they both particpate if they feel confident the punter is not going to blab about it? 
I ask because I did some reconnaissance down there a few weeks ago and I recieved a certain "vibe" from Dr Liu when I enquired about services on offer.

Would you say that both places (Dr Liu and Dr Wu) have a similar MO to Golden Sunshine down the other end of North End Road or Well Helath (Paddington and Waterloo) and Paddington Spa, but more discrete using the chinesse medicine/accupunture as a front?





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What's the deal with Dr Liu and Dr Wu at Yunji around the corner at 4 Charleville Road?

Do they both particpate if they feel confident the punter is not going to blab about it? 
I ask because I did some reconnaissance down there a few weeks ago and I recieved a certain "vibe" from Dr Liu when I enquired about services on offer.

Would you say that both places (Dr Liu and Dr Wu) have a similar MO to Golden Sunshine down the other end of North End Road or Well Helath (Paddington and Waterloo) and Paddington Spa, but more discrete using the chinesse medicine/accupunture as a front?

I can't answer your question, I've only been to either shop once in the last ten years, and that was Jenny at Dr Liu for which I did a review. I've always thought Dr Lui to be pricey and the treatment rooms at Yunji to be not dissimilar to the cells in the KGB's old Lubyanka jail. From posts on here its pretty clear extras are available but I'd put money on it that its not to the level that you're used to at SLSC.

Offline Surrey1974

Does anyone have any intel on this one as don't see any reviews? Do they offer extras?

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Offline stampjones

Does anyone have any intel on this one as don't see any reviews? Do they offer extras?

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Never seen a massage shop with a try the app popup before!
Most places in that area are pretty expensive so its likely not gonna be cheap

Offline advent2016

I've been to a massage provider who used to offer BJ, FS but now only advertises HE. She mentions in her profile that she used to do these but now new life etc only HE. She is a first class massage. I visited recently and had an excellent massage and was surprised when she offered me a BJ finish just like the old days.

Offline Jim7519

I've been to a massage provider who used to offer BJ, FS but now only advertises HE. She mentions in her profile that she used to do these but now new life etc only HE. She is a first class massage. I visited recently and had an excellent massage and was surprised when she offered me a BJ finish just like the old days.

Very typical ...  Do you have her details ?

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I've been to a massage provider who used to offer BJ, FS but now only advertises HE. She mentions in her profile that she used to do these but now new life etc only HE. She is a first class massage. I visited recently and had an excellent massage and was surprised when she offered me a BJ finish just like the old days.

This isn't in a shop then?

Offline Kojac

Does anyone have any intel on this one as don't see any reviews? Do they offer extras?

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I've been past it a few times, not too sure if it is legit or not, but looks legit.

Less than 2 minutes walk away going west there are two chinesse massage shops on Middlesex Street opposite Liverpool Street Train Station. 

The shop on right (Beauty Springs) on entering from Bishopsgate has the right type of profile and is open until 2am.  :lol:
The shop on left (Nature and Health) is open until 11am.

The negative google reviews are a give away as to what services are prefered by the masseurs.  :D
« Last Edit: October 20, 2023, 09:30:01 pm by Kojac »

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I've been past it a few times, not too sure if it is legit or not, but looks legit.

Less than 2 minutes walk away going west there are two chinesse massage shops on Middlesex Street opposite Liverpool Street Train Station. 

The shop on right (Beauty Springs) on entering from Bishopsgate has the right type of profile and is open until 2am.  :lol:
The shop on left (Nature and Health) is open until 11am.

The negative google reviews are a give away as to what services are prefered by the masseurs.  :D

I went in Beauty Springs and was fleeced rotten by an ugly bird who looked to have a massive pair but it was all padding. CCTV everywhere.

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I went in Beauty Springs and was fleeced rotten by an ugly bird who looked to have a massive pair but it was all padding. CCTV everywhere.
That’s the worst! With an escort its not great but at least you find out quickly. With a massage girl you have all tgat anticipation until she finally reveals - nothing. What a let down

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That’s the worst! With an escort its not great but at least you find out quickly. With a massage girl you have all tgat anticipation until she finally reveals - nothing. What a let down

Tight wooly top with huge melons poking through, short skirt, sod the iffy boat, straight in the room. Whips her top and bra off and then realisation hits.

TBF they were a cracking pert pair but not the huge melons I'd clapped eyes on in the reception (which looked like a Rumbelows window of screens).