London massage shop mini reviews

[massage_man007]

hey, im going to be using this site (External Link/Members Only) as i want to start exploring the london massage scene more as ive mostly stayed in the outer London areas, so i suppose you could say im expanding my radius from here on out, ill use this site and report back in regards to its reliability 

happy punting

[Henry767]

Apart from Halal Chicken Shops on failing UK high Streets , Chinese Spas seem to be the other growth business with new ventures opening up regularly .

To those who know the slang meaning of the Mandarin word Ji, a Chinese spa doing extensive extras could also be referred to as a "chicken Shop"..

[Foxtail17]

Not a review, but I've just come across this interesting website which purports to show all the massage parlours in central London which offer extras
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Thanks for that.
Useful map format.

Seems to be aimed more at owners and therapist but last ‘vacancy’ put up about 18 months ago.
Still, information about types of ‘services’ tally a bit with UKP reviews.

[advent2016]

Thanks for that.
Useful map format.

Seems to be aimed more at owners and therapist but last ‘vacancy’ put up about 18 months ago.
Still, information about types of ‘services’ tally a bit with UKP reviews.

It'sa good start but a bit inconsistent but as others have said out of date. Often urls don't work
I selected Chinese and Sexual services - certainty and it brings up a few,


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[Azucar D Artagnan]

To those who know the slang meaning of the Mandarin word Ji, a Chinese spa doing extensive extras could also be referred to as a "chicken Shop"..

yes that's a great coincidence . You have any knowledge of Hunting Chicken in UK or China ?

[Iloveoral]

And in Cantonese guy, often used in the phrase guy por, meaning slag or hooker, chicken girl. 

[scutty brown]

To those who know the slang meaning of the Mandarin word Ji, a Chinese spa doing extensive extras could also be referred to as a "chicken Shop"..

And it's not unusual for that term to be used in Chinese-language online adverts for parlour staff in the UK.
"Noodle girl" is another phrase used in a similar way

[Saltnpepper]

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Has anybody been here, other end of Penge high street

[Budgiesmuggler]

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Yes.
100% legit.
Never a sniff of anything extra.
Rooms separated by curtains so limited privacy anyway.
excellent massage if a therapeutic traditional thai massage is what you are looking for.

[LLPunting]

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Has anybody been here, other end of Penge high street

Look on streetview and you will see their premises just up the road towards the rail bridges.  In that location they were seemingly legit, although the matron who massaged me was a bit flirty.  The door to comfy but bijoux treatment room was a curtain I think so privacy not adequate for more.  They had established female clientele.  Staff were friendly and hospitable.  If they have moved to the nail bar then it would be a serious downturn in fortunes so you might find extras on offer due to desperation.  There's another Thai massage place a little down the road, double frontage, so oddly Penge and catchment has had enough trade to support them all for years.

[Saltnpepper]

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Yes.
100% legit.
Never a sniff of anything extra.
Rooms separated by curtains so limited privacy anyway.
excellent massage if a therapeutic traditional thai massage is what you are looking for.

Cheers for the update, I'll bare them in mind if I want just a rub.

[Saltnpepper]

Look on streetview and you will see their premises just up the road towards the rail bridges.  In that location they were seemingly legit, although the matron who massaged me was a bit flirty.  The door to comfy but bijoux treatment room was a curtain I think so privacy not adequate for more.  They had established female clientele.  Staff were friendly and hospitable.  If they have moved to the nail bar then it would be a serious downturn in fortunes so you might find extras on offer due to desperation.  There's another Thai massage place a little down the road, double frontage, so oddly Penge and catchment has had enough trade to support them all for years.

Yeah I may chance it one day. What's the worse that can happen I don't get a tug just a rub. I think there was a review for that Thai one not too long ago on here, right in front of the bus stop legit parlour.

[massage_man007]

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76 High Street
Barnet
North London
EN5 5SN

ive come across this place in barnet, ive already tried natural health and evergreen health and got extras, does this place also offer extras?, has anyone had any experiences with this place?
ive also tried D & J Beauty & Thai Spa but didnt get extras
 

[sparkus]

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76 High Street
Barnet
North London
EN5 5SN

ive come across this place in barnet, ive already tried natural health and evergreen health and got extras, does this place also offer extras?, has anyone had any experiences with this place?
ive also tried D & J Beauty & Thai Spa but didnt get extras
 

Glad you took up my suggestion of enquiring on here rather than waiting for tumbleweed on a separate thread, massageman007.  Unfortunately a willingness to spend cash and waste shoe leather on WSWS is an integral part of this hobby, not least as it can vary by SP in a shop rather than the shop per se being wholly legit.  Named reports on here are the name of the game.  Sometimes you will unfortunately end up just shaken but not stirred.

[massage_man007]

Glad you took up my suggestion of enquiring on here rather than waiting for tumbleweed on a separate thread, massageman007.  Unfortunately a willingness to spend cash and waste shoe leather on WSWS is an integral part of this hobby, not least as it can vary by SP in a shop rather than the shop per se being wholly legit.  Named reports on here are the name of the game.  Sometimes you will unfortunately end up just shaken but not stirred.

thanks for the response, i get what you mean, ive gone to places and only got a massage, its happened a total of 3 times, at least i can say that on one of the times the massage was great, good enough for me to want to return even without extras, im hoping to try some new places in London next month so wish me luck, ill be trying Rupert jade, natural health in soho, and white lily

 

[sparkus]

thanks for the response, i get what you mean, ive gone to places and only got a massage, its happened a total of 3 times, at least i can say that on one of the times the massage was great, good enough for me to want to return even without extras, im hoping to try some new places in London next month so wish me luck, ill be trying Rupert jade, natural health in soho, and white lily

 

Three?

I remember my own discovery phase...

[massage_man007]

Three?

I remember my own discovery phase...

out of the 10-12 places ive been too ive only left having not got extras from 3 of them, recently ive been sticking to the ones ive been too before and know ill get extras from but im going to start branching out again, ive got a hobby of collecting the business cards of the places that offer happy endings, so im hoping to expand my collection, Mabey a lil weird but its like collecting playing cards for me, it also allows me to keep a good record of the places offering extras, so wish me luck in branching out more into central London, although i know that pretty much everywhere in central London does happy endings, the first happy ending massage i ever got was in London

[lougb1]

Glad you took up my suggestion of enquiring on here rather than waiting for tumbleweed on a separate thread, massageman007.  Unfortunately a willingness to spend cash and waste shoe leather on WSWS is an integral part of this hobby, not least as it can vary by SP in a shop rather than the shop per se being wholly legit.  Named reports on here are the name of the game.  Sometimes you will unfortunately end up just shaken but not stirred.

Surely stirred but not shaken is the name of the game of she won't!!

 

[Mikeb]

out of the 10-12 places ive been too ive only left having not got extras from 3 of them, recently ive been sticking to the ones ive been too before and know ill get extras from but im going to start branching out again, ive got a hobby of collecting the business cards of the places that offer happy endings, so im hoping to expand my collection, Mabey a lil weird but its like collecting playing cards for me, it also allows me to keep a good record of the places offering extras, so wish me luck in branching out more into central London, although i know that pretty much everywhere in central London does happy endings, the first happy ending massage i ever got was in London

Certainly not weird. I'm managing a 100% strike rate so far. The WSWS buzz is amazing when the massages do get a little repetitive. Like an extra layer on top.

[massage_man007]

Certainly not weird. I'm managing a 100% strike rate so far. The WSWS buzz is amazing when the massages do get a little repetitive. Like an extra layer on top.

i totally get what you mean, thats why im spreading out a bit further now, things are gonna get too boring and predictable if i stick to the same shops, i like the excitement of a new shop and new girl, it also allows me to expand my collection and the amount of knowledge that i can pass onto fellow punters

 

[Saltnpepper]

First I've heard of this one. Anybody know about this please

Hither green wellbeing

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[Darren101]

Look on streetview and you will see their premises just up the road towards the rail bridges.  In that location they were seemingly legit, although the matron who massaged me was a bit flirty.  The door to comfy but bijoux treatment room was a curtain I think so privacy not adequate for more.  They had established female clientele.  Staff were friendly and hospitable.  If they have moved to the nail bar then it would be a serious downturn in fortunes so you might find extras on offer due to desperation.  There's another Thai massage place a little down the road, double frontage, so oddly Penge and catchment has had enough trade to support them all for years.

Nail bar shop basement. Still 100% legit. They have doors in the rooms but also a curtain as an option. Decent Thai massage though.

Been to the other shop years ago, also legit. Fully booked last time I visited.

[LLPunting]

First I've heard of this one. Anybody know about this please

Hither green wellbeing

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They have another VS ad too so running at least 2 numbers.  Texts via both was poor, possibly managed by duty ladies rather than off-site call-taker.
Stopped by, modern refurb, looks tidy, clinical with a potted plant and some pastel accents inside.  50 for 60 mins. Chinese matron late 30s+ on duty was pudgy and 5'.  The kind of face that means you unconsciously enquire about massage options in a disinterested way and not ask about extras. OK English and friendly.  Apparently only her on duty but at least 2 rooms on prem.  Unsurprisingly different ladies will work different days.   Bid her good day and left, saved cash for another day with regular.
Bit out of the way to drop in on the off chance to suss out the rest of the rota.  Those of you with personal transport can try M, T, W, F, Sat, Sun to see who else is about over the next couple of weeks and report back.

[LLPunting]

Nail bar shop basement. Still 100% legit. They have doors in the rooms but also a curtain as an option. Decent Thai massage though.

Been to the other shop years ago, also legit. Fully booked last time I visited.

 

[Saltnpepper]

They have another VS ad too so running at least 2 numbers.  Texts via both was poor, possibly managed by duty ladies rather than off-site call-taker.
Stopped by, modern refurb, looks tidy, clinical with a potted plant and some pastel accents inside.  50 for 60 mins. Chinese matron late 30s+ on duty was pudgy and 5'.  The kind of face that means you unconsciously enquire about massage options in a disinterested way and not ask about extras. OK English and friendly.  Apparently only her on duty but at least 2 rooms on prem.  Unsurprisingly different ladies will work different days.   Bid her good day and left, saved cash for another day with regular.
Bit out of the way to drop in on the off chance to suss out the rest of the rota.  Those of you with personal transport can try M, T, W, F, Sat, Sun to see who else is about over the next couple of weeks and report back.

You are the man LL cheers dude

[LLPunting]

You are the man LL cheers dude

Forgot to say there was something familiar about her so likely extras will be on the cards just no idea how well delivered.

[OliverK]

Following on from this conversation in the Maya, Red Rose, West Drayton thread...

I just noticed another advert but it seems like a different outfit, in Denham. Apparently an Indian girl named Mou.  I have texted her but not received any meaningful reply about 'extra costs'

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I tried messaging them on WhatsApp but they said they don't do sensual massage.
Is it odd that they advertise on Vivastreet but they're legit...?  Is that normal?
I wonder if someone calls them they may give a different answer.  Some SPs don't like to put anything in writing, even on WhatsApp.

[lougb1]

Following on from this conversation in the Maya, Red Rose, West Drayton thread...

I tried messaging them on WhatsApp but they said they don't do sensual massage.
Is it odd that they advertise on Vivastreet but they're legit...?  Is that normal?
I wonder if someone calls them they may give a different answer.  Some SPs don't like to put anything in writing, even on WhatsApp.

Viva Street ads are no guarantee of anything at all. Even your link does not get you back to the ad you are trying to talk about. A screenshot (with number displayed) may have helped. The ads can list extras and fees and thereby a guide to whether extras are on offer. Alternatively some SPs don't offer extras at that stage, or even on 1st WhatsApp message  but may  offer in the room....such is "will she won't she".

 

[lougb1]

Following on from this conversation in the Maya, Red Rose, West Drayton thread...

I tried messaging them on WhatsApp but they said they don't do sensual massage.
Is it odd that they advertise on Vivastreet but they're legit...?  Is that normal?
I wonder if someone calls them they may give a different answer.  Some SPs don't like to put anything in writing, even on WhatsApp.

PS probably wrong thread?

[OliverK]

Viva Street ads are no guarantee of anything at all. Even your link does not get you back to the ad you are trying to talk about. A screenshot (with number displayed) may have helped. The ads can list extras and fees and thereby a guide to whether extras are on offer. Alternatively some SPs don't offer extras at that stage, or even on 1st WhatsApp message  but may  offer in the room....such is "will she won't she".

 

The link works for me.

I realise there's no guarantee of anything in life but there are certain signs that look suspicious or 'less legit' to me.
For example;

The decision to advertise in Vivastreet (under Slough Escorts & Massages) when there are plenty of legit massages directories out there.
The fact that they specify the nationality of the masseuse (Indian) - if it was a legit massage you wouldn't really care about the nationality or the appearance unless you were specifically looking for a Thai massage.
The age of the masseuse (in this case 19) - for the same reasons above.
The fact that they're open from 10am to 9pm - unusual for legit places.

It wouldn't surprise me at all if extras were available.

[OliverK]

PS probably wrong thread?

I wasn't sure about the thread but the West Drayton thread was posted under London even though technically it's Middlesex.
Denham is also considered part of Uxbridge even though technically it's South Bucks.

 

[Moneyd]

I wasn't sure about the thread but the West Drayton thread was posted under London even though technically it's Middlesex.
Denham is also considered part of Uxbridge even though technically it's South Bucks.

 

Bit of a sticky one haha. Although I’d argue that South Bucks still exists and Middlesex doesn’t

Denham is still within the M25 isn’t it??

[lougb1]

I wasn't sure about the thread but the West Drayton thread was posted under London even though technically it's Middlesex.
Denham is also considered part of Uxbridge even though technically it's South Bucks.

 

When I thought wrong thread was because I thought two SPs mentioned were single providers, but WhatsApp conversation has confirmed that both are multi SP shops, and one has a string of 3 "knocking shops".

 

[OliverK]

Bit of a sticky one haha. Although I’d argue that South Bucks still exists and Middlesex doesn’t

Denham is still within the M25 isn’t it??

Middlesex doesn't exist?
When did that change?

Yes Denham is just inside.

[Moneyd]

Middlesex doesn't exist?
When did that change?

Yes Denham is just inside.

Sorry I always get confused with this. It’s still an area apparently but it’s not been a county for years.

[Cervixbanger]

Middlesex doesn't exist?
When did that change?

Yes Denham is just inside.

Middlesex County Council was disbanded when the 32 boroughs forming the new Greater London Council were formed on 1st April 1965.

[sparkus]

Middlesex County Council was disbanded when the 32 boroughs forming the new Greater London Council were formed on 1st April 1965.

I've never even heard of Denham.  Apparently it and other tiny bits of former Middlesex were ceded to Bucks, Herts and Berks in 1965 when the rest became Greater London, as you say.  Middlesex lives on as a cricket team and a postal area (sort of). 

Anyhoo... I think if you were looking to make a judgement call on this as a UKP Helper (I would say mod but I'd be shot) then it's fine to include in this thread as it's on the edge of London and only just inside Buckinghamshire.  If it was a full on review then it would have to go in the South East section rather than London.

[Munter84]

I finally got around to trying Athree Spa in Ealing.
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Chanced a walk-in and saw Shusmitha, who is considerably plumper and less glamorous than her (probably fake) WhatsApp picture suggests. Paid £70 for 90 mins on the door and extras were offered abut 20 minutes into the massage, a whole menu of services was reeled off starting from HJ for +£30 to nude b2b and oral at +£130. Eventually negotiated nude OWO (but no CIM) for +£80. Both the massage and extras were only slightly better than okay, but it did the job and the masseuse was refreshingly polite and down-to-earth despite not exactly rocking my world. Room was rather cold, but the shower was decent. Shusmitha works most Saturdays and Mondays.

[Bangman]

Thanks Munter84 for confirming Athree Spa are still using fake photos, the massaues arnt appealing, services are still poor, and still charging a fortune (I beleive you paid £150 in total for a average massage with hr and oral, wow)

[lougb1]

Thanks Munter84 for confirming Athree Spa are still using fake photos, the massaues arnt appealing, services are still poor, and still charging a fortune (I beleive you paid £150 in total for a average massage with hr and oral, wow)

In fairness was 90mins spot so almost reasonable.  Thinks Imaani £100 hr massage and OWO happy ending

 

[Munter84]

Thanks Munter84 for confirming Athree Spa are still using fake photos, the massaues arnt appealing, services are still poor, and still charging a fortune (I beleive you paid £150 in total for a average massage with hr and oral, wow)

Yes indeed! Not the worst service or VFM ever, but little to really recommend it, unless South Asian ladies are your preference.

[aldoran12345]

Went to "Nature and Health" today - £55 for a 45 min massage and was treated by Jayda. Nice Thai girl of, I guess, around 30 years of age, gorgeous face, not bad body either. Massage was ok, defo not prefunctory but just not particularly good. Horniness got he best of me and I handed over £150 for a fairly average tug from her naked and some body to body contact but it got the job done. Being able to shower in the room to get the oil off was a big plus. As others have said this place is very expensive considering what you get. I probably won't go back even though it was my second time there (last time was around a year ago) just because of the price. Didn't get to see the other girls working but apparently there are 5 and a mix of Asian and European girls. Ymmv

[OliverK]

Following on from this conversation in the Maya, Red Rose, West Drayton thread...

I tried messaging them on WhatsApp but they said they don't do sensual massage.
Is it odd that they advertise on Vivastreet but they're legit...?  Is that normal?
I wonder if someone calls them they may give a different answer.  Some SPs don't like to put anything in writing, even on WhatsApp.

I tried calling them and Mou answered the phone.  She's still saying they don't offer sensual massage.
Strange that they've chosen to advertise on Vivastreet.

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[londonhas]

Went to "Nature and Health" today - £55 for a 45 min massage and was treated by Jayda. Nice Thai girl of, I guess, around 30 years of age, gorgeous face, not bad body either. Massage was ok, defo not prefunctory but just not particularly good. Horniness got he best of me and I handed over £150 for a fairly average tug from her naked and some body to body contact but it got the job done. Being able to shower in the room to get the oil off was a big plus. As others have said this place is very expensive considering what you get. I probably won't go back even though it was my second time there (last time was around a year ago) just because of the price. Didn't get to see the other girls working but apparently there are 5 and a mix of Asian and European girls. Ymmv

205 total?

[lougb1]

I tried calling them and Mou answered the phone.  She's still saying they don't offer sensual massage.
Strange that they've chosen to advertise on Vivastreet.

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Yes £60 ph on ad and initial sms response,  so will they won't they still applies, TOFTT and find out me thinks??

 

[OliverK]

Yes £60 ph on ad and initial sms response,  so will they won't they still applies, TOFTT and find out me thinks??

 

Tempting isn't it....?

[beastmaster]

Tempting isn't it....?

Not at £150 for basic B2B - that's ridiculous IMHO.

[lougb1]

Not at £150 for basic B2B - that's ridiculous IMHO.

Totally agree when for £160 I can be fucking 4 SPs at Phoenix party or £150 I can be working Caribbean Janee into a soggy frenzy!

 

[OliverK]

Not at £150 for basic B2B - that's ridiculous IMHO.

Is that what it was?
I didn't notice tbh and now the ad seems to have disappeared....

[FlaccidChimp]

Skyline
girl: Celine - Afgan

slim size 8 ish around 5 ft 5. Dark skin, looks decent to me. Breasts probably a C cup with large thick nipples.

Price £50 b2b

Massage given was alright although I didn't really care about it. I gave some instructions during b2b which she followed and made the b2b alright. She let me touch her and suck on her breasts. Hand relief technique wasn't the best I've had. Overall decent experience.