London massage shop mini reviews

[sparkus]

A brief review on a couple of English lovelies at Herbal Clinic Cricklewood:

Katie: Chubby, as in very generously proportioned around the waist and hips, full on girl next door civvy.  Appears quite young, early 20s at most.  Outstanding attitude with the top off voluntarily as soon as I paid £20 for just HR.  She said she never takes off the bottoms but unrestricted access to the ample bosom.  The only major downside otherwise is the nonexistent massage skills.
Annabelle: Not sure who is worse in terms of massage skills as Annabelle is a petite cutie with a stunning slim bod.  She is quite cheeky and you might get further with her than Katie.  Only had HR and she let me feel her up under the top.  Pert tits but those wretched jeans they wear in that place is a boner killer.

Also saw Italian Francisca who has a gorgeous petite slim bod and does get fully naked.  B2B is just not worth it in that place though in my experience so far anyway.

I've met Katie, I wasn't taken with her TBH so didn't pick her.  Perhaps a bad day but she seemed to have an attitude.

[Teejay]

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Hi all i have asked before about this place and just wondering if anyone been to this place and get lucky with HE? Well i haven't but one of my friends he went to this place and said hes got lucky or may be the girl he met could it and the girl i met she won't? But massage was good. Let me know guys about your experience if you've been to this place. Thanks

[john69se]

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Thanks, chose to avoid.

[john69se]

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Tempted to TOFTT but can’t help but feel I’ve seen he profile pictures before?

[LLPunting]

Thanks, chose to avoid.

What put you off?

[LLPunting]

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Tempted to TOFTT but can’t help but feel I’ve seen he profile pictures before?

Perhaps not in London? 

[LLPunting]

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Hi all i have asked before about this place and just wondering if anyone been to this place and get lucky with HE? Well i haven't but one of my friends he went to this place and said hes got lucky or may be the girl he met could it and the girl i met she won't? But massage was good. Let me know guys about your experience if you've been to this place. Thanks

How many times and different girls have you tried at this place?

[Teejay]

How many times and different girls have you tried at this place?

  2 girls really or may be the day i go other girls were off

[john69se]

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Tempted to TOFTT but can’t help but feel I’ve seen he profile pictures before?

TOFTT yesterday, was a b&s, girl was in fact a tubby blonde girl. Opted to stay but asked to only do 30 mins instead of the hour.

Massage was b2b and was actually really good. Plenty of cc swipes I was allowed to suck her tits and finger her.

Overall feeling is a neutral as was quite a downgrade from the girl in the photos.

[Juulesy]

I've met Katie, I wasn't taken with her TBH so didn't pick her.  Perhaps a bad day but she seemed to have an attitude.

It could well be that she was having an unusually good day when I saw her. Thanks for the tip, I'll bear that in mind before I decide to see her again.  When I greeted another English girl Sophia, she didn't look like she was having a good day either. 

[Ladeeda]

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Having seen a recent report on here from Dave51 where he says it took him a week to secure a booking due to her piss-poor comms, I was feeling pleased with myself a couple of weeks ago when just one call got me a same day appointment with Sophie for 18.00. However, 90 minutes after confirming the time & postcode, the situation reverted to type. As I was about to leave home a text from Sophie flashed up saying:

16.21: “Any chance you can come tomorrow morning,” and then
16.27 Me: “What time?”
16.30 Her: 10 am?
16.31  Me: “No”
17.06:  Her: “Then what time”
17.09:  Me “12.00?”
17.18:  Her: “Great”
17.23:  Me: “Ok. See you at midday”
17.25: Her: “Thank you from all of my heart x

The next day I confirmed ok & when I asked the for the address she sent me only the postcode once more, ffs! so I had to request the address again. I eventually arrived at her flat at bang on 12.15. No hiding behind the door this time. It’s a nice apartment just a few minutes’ walk from Euston Square underground. She’d been there only a week.

Oh yeah, the massage ……

I told her I wanted medium to soft with b2b & agreed £120 which she said I could pay later. Conversation was a bit stunted & it became obvious that she preferred to work with the minimum of chat. OK by me, but I think I’d been there about 40 minutes before I got a semblance of a smile from her. She did however thank me for agreeing to change the day. I was offered a shower but politely declined as I was feeling fresh.

As previous reports indicated she seems to have a set plan of three segments, first therapeutic on the upper body while face down, interspersed with cc swipes, then legs & feet, with sensual elements gradually included as she removed her clothing After the flip with more gradual sensual strokes before she climbed aboard & bringing her 36 DD (?) chebs to join the party. I had to get her to slow down a few times when the old boy was being brought into play until I succumbed to what turned out to be a splendid finish.
 
So a good massage from Sophie but could have done with bringing in the sensual stuff a bit earlier. I did have a feel of her pussy but receiving little encouragement I didn’t pursue it. Maybe I should have be more proactive.

It later occurred to me that she is probably the Sophie who flat shared with fellow Pole April at Waterloo back in 2017 (although I didn't actually see her then).

Pros: A good looker (facially & bodily)
         Used almond oil
         Comfortable flat
         Good cock handling skills & handjob

Cons: Lousy comms
         Too long spent on therapeutic
         Didn't really engage

Link now takes you to a girl called Silva who doesn't appear to have DDs.... presumably that's not the person you met?

[Mikeb]

Link now takes you to a girl called Silva who doesn't appear to have DDs.... presumably that's not the person you met?

She changes her name a few times, Sophie, Scarlett etc etc. It's the same lady in the pictures.

[stampjones]

Not a review (mini or otherwise) but I had an interesting experience this week. Went to my local thai massage joint. Its totally legit and I go there when in need of a proper massage. Got a girl today I hadnt had before though I had seen her on reception. None of them are young or especially pretty but most give a good service.

Anyway today started as normal but when she climbed on to the table to apply pressure she ended up sitting on my arse (commonish) but grinding her pussy into me. I dismissed it as nothing cos this place is seriously straight. You’re always told to keep your underwear on (though I never do - though just for comfort reasons. Oh ok and a bit cos it turns me on lol. No-one ever complained).

Anyway things proceed snd she’s doing the back of my legs. She didnt do a cc swipe but her fingers were right up there and it felt good though she never touched anything naughty. Final thing on the flip. Usually thats only to do a head and shoulders massage but this time she ran up the inside of each leg and definitely brushed against my balls (through the towel). She was very giggly throughout.

I was pretty turned on by the end. This place is just down the road from me and, as I say, very legit. Im also not sure I want to get up to any hanky panky so close to home. She’s not even anything to look at but I sooo want to take it farther.

There’s no real reason for posting this - not gonna name the place as its too close to home - but I just had to get it out of my system so here it is. A real wsws but with no happy ending.

Anyone had any similar tales?

[sparkus]

Not a review (mini or otherwise) but I had an interesting experience this week. Went to my local thai massage joint. Its totally legit and I go there when in need of a proper massage. Got a girl today I hadnt had before though I had seen her on reception. None of them are young or especially pretty but most give a good service.

Anyway today started as normal but when she climbed on to the table to apply pressure she ended up sitting on my arse (commonish) but grinding her pussy into me. I dismissed it as nothing cos this place is seriously straight. You’re always told to keep your underwear on (though I never do - though just for comfort reasons. Oh ok and a bit cos it turns me on lol. No-one ever complained).

Anyway things proceed snd she’s doing the back of my legs. She didnt do a cc swipe but her fingers were right up there and it felt good though she never touched anything naughty. Final thing on the flip. Usually thats only to do a head and shoulders massage but this time she ran up the inside of each leg and definitely brushed against my balls (through the towel). She was very giggly throughout.

I was pretty turned on by the end. This place is just down the road from me and, as I say, very legit. Im also not sure I want to get up to any hanky panky so close to home. She’s not even anything to look at but I sooo want to take it farther.

There’s no real reason for posting this - not gonna name the place as its too close to home - but I just had to get it out of my system so here it is. A real wsws but with no happy ending.

Anyone had any similar tales?

I don't.  But we all need a channel to broadcast such encounters on as we can't exact go home and tell the missus or our mates.

[stampjones]

I don't.  But we all need a channel to broadcast such encounters on as we can't exact go home and tell the missus or our mates.

A legend such as yourself would have never left with full balls so I definitely get why it never happened to you (if I had a legend emoticon Id put ut here).

You’re also right. It is good to have a place we can tell our war stories

[sparkus]

A legend such as yourself would have never left with full balls so I definitely get why it never happened to you (if I had a legend emoticon Id put ut here).

You’re also right. It is good to have a place we can tell our war stories

I'd have at least dropped a hint (and yes I have been tugged virtually on my own doorstop ).

But truth be told I haven't had a legit massage in years (we're talking pre-EU referendum, possibly even pre-Olympics).

[LLPunting]

Not a review (mini or otherwise) but I had an interesting experience this week. Went to my local thai massage joint. Its totally legit and I go there when in need of a proper massage. Got a girl today I hadnt had before though I had seen her on reception. None of them are young or especially pretty but most give a good service.
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I know what you mean.

There's one I see who nonchalantly places my legs in different positions for the stretching and massaging and she's never bothered if the towel falls open and my lad is flapping about as she bends me this way and that.  She's very flirty but never touches the jewels nor comments on them (not that they're worth commenting on for looks or impressiveness).  She also nestles my feet quite nice and warmly high up between her thighs at times, as she massages them.  The future Mrs LLP perhaps?

A sweetie I tried in Elm Park made the point of rearranging the towel as she moved my legs about but also apologised and said "Oh I've seen your thing!" with a giggle.  She did it again too, the minx!

It's pretty innocuous fun and as laden as the gestures and comments are I don't actually rise to it so the sessions remain very "proper".  Good, clean adult fun if you can get it. 

[Tedbandy]

Why worry about on your doorstep mate? You took the risk of going somewhere local already. Even if you are going for legit reasons nobody else will believe you anyway, may aswell get a tug on the old boy.

[sparkus]

Rebecca at Ledow was an experience I'd like to forget (took me a while to review it was that bad): https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=337449.0

[sparkus]

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[y101y]

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I know they happen, but I just can’t figure out why a completely legit place would show pics of the girls working there? If you’re 100% after a legit massage why would you care what they look like?

[Sneakypete1999]

I made an enquiry at this place regarding additional services and they said to come in and speak with the therapist so appears they might do. The girls look decent so might be worth a try.

[Perseus02]

I had taken a break from punting, but I was recently in Chinatown and walking past Well Natural Health in Little Newport Street, and I saw Lucy standing outside the door (I have reviewed her before, https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=307110.0). Couldn't resist. Experience same as before (B2B + FS), but the basic rate for a 30-minute massage has now gone up from 30£ to 50£ (although I got a discount because she remembered me). I'd still recommend it (she is young, has a nice body, a lovely personality and good massage skills), although I admit it is less value for money now (when talking about the extras, she asked me "How much do you want to pay?", so I guess there is some scope for bargaining).

[PumpDump]

I had taken a break from punting, but I was recently in Chinatown and walking past Well Natural Health in Little Newport Street, and I saw Lucy standing outside the door (I have reviewed her before, https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=307110.0). Couldn't resist. Experience same as before (B2B + FS), but the basic rate for a 30-minute massage has now gone up from 30£ to 50£ (although I got a discount because she remembered me). I'd still recommend it (she is young, has a nice body, a lovely personality and good massage skills), although I admit it is less value for money now (when talking about the extras, she asked me "How much do you want to pay?", so I guess there is some scope for bargaining).

Are you talking about Hong Ning? If so the girls will agree to £70 for 30 mins FS. You will pay £30 to the till downstairs and £40 to the girl in the room.

[Perseus02]

Are you talking about Hong Ning? If so the girls will agree to £70 for 30 mins FS. You will pay £30 to the till downstairs and £40 to the girl in the room.

It's not Hong Ning, it's called exactly as I said in my previous post (Well Natural Health). It's on the same street, though. How are the girls at Hong Ning, out of curiosity?

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[PumpDump]

It's not Hong Ning, it's called exactly as I said in my previous post (Well Natural Health). It's on the same street, though. How are the girls at Hong Ning, out of curiosity?

Aaah you ok, I've been to Well Natural Health before, I just never noticed the name plate before. The girls at Hong Ning are older, late 40's early 50's but give decent service. FS is no problem. You can negotiate with them in the stairs, not in the shop! They will want £100 for 30 mins FS but easily come down to £70 if you tell them it is all you have. The girl I'd recommend is Alice, she has long straight hair and is often seen sitting in the window with a dress on and legs open so you can see up her dress as you walk past!

[Fuzzyduck]

Aaah you ok, I've been to Well Natural Health before, I just never noticed the name plate before. The girls at Hong Ning are older, late 40's early 50's but give decent service. FS is no problem. You can negotiate with them in the stairs, not in the shop! They will want £100 for 30 mins FS but easily come down to £70 if you tell them it is all you have. The girl I'd recommend is Alice, she has long straight hair and is often seen sitting in the window with a dress on and legs open so you can see up her dress as you walk past!

Is that the one you barebacked? Not having a go about that, but anyone interested should at least go with their eyes open.

[Rama7519]

Looks like Gants Hill massage has closed down again. Numbers and sign scraped off
#anotheronebitsthedust

[sparkus]

Looks like Gants Hill massage has closed down again. Numbers and sign scraped off
#anotheronebitsthedust

The TCM by the roundabout has been closed a while now

[sparkus]

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Some variable experiences in the South East: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=323800.0

Pity as she looks quality.

[hawai5o]

I had taken a break from punting, but I was recently in Chinatown and walking past Well Natural Health in Little Newport Street, and I saw Lucy standing outside the door (I have reviewed her before, https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=307110.0). Couldn't resist. Experience same as before (B2B + FS), but the basic rate for a 30-minute massage has now gone up from 30£ to 50£ (although I got a discount because she remembered me). I'd still recommend it (she is young, has a nice body, a lovely personality and good massage skills), although I admit it is less value for money now (when talking about the extras, she asked me "How much do you want to pay?", so I guess there is some scope for bargaining).

£50 is the base rate for one hour  massage at most of the shops in  Soho including the more expensive ones ,Organic Health Archer St ,White Lilly ,etc .
£60 for one hour massage  at George St Corner with Edgware Road , same price with the 2shops in expensive posh South Kensington .

[Mdee100]

Hi all, first mini review for some time as not made it into London much due to pandemic.

I popped by Health First in Holborn on a Thursday a short while back. A few girls working but only free one was Alice.

I have seen her before I think in Wimbledon at Zhangri La. She is about 30 ish, slim size 8, small chest but nice slim body and quite pretty in my opinion.

I paid 50 I think for an hour and 60 for B2B. This was delivered well fully naked and was a good service. Been quite a while so it didn’t last too long for me.

Overall positive experience. Have been this place a fair bit as it’s reasonably reliable but girls do change and some are much older.

Hope that’s enough detail!

[sparkus]

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[beastmaster]

Are you talking about Hong Ning? If so the girls will agree to £70 for 30 mins FS. You will pay £30 to the till downstairs and £40 to the girl in the room.

Sorry just to clarify is that £70 the total charge, i.e no separate charge for massage ( not that the massages are any good) ?

[beastmaster]

Aaah you ok, I've been to Well Natural Health before, I just never noticed the name plate before. The girls at Hong Ning are older, late 40's early 50's but give decent service. FS is no problem. You can negotiate with them in the stairs, not in the shop! They will want £100 for 30 mins FS but easily come down to £70 if you tell them it is all you have. The girl I'd recommend is Alice, she has long straight hair and is often seen sitting in the window with a dress on and legs open so you can see up her dress as you walk past!

Just to clarify the total should be £70 for everything, or £70 for fs + £30 for massage (such as it is?) 

[PumpDump]

Sorry just to clarify is that £70 the total charge, i.e no separate charge for massage ( not that the massages are any good) ?

Mate, I've already told you. It is very clear. Why don't you do in, see a girl and write your first review?

[armslave]

I once again tried Akos massage in Edgeware, I wanted to go back to try Kiki who I saw but wasn't able to try last time. Unfortunately I she wasn't available but the chinese lady that runs the place recommended this brazillian girl there called Lorena and she described her well so I decided to try her out, I mean I assumed as a brazillian she would be a bit fun. Unfortunately when I get to the room I see her just lounging there looking bored dressed in jeans and a hoodie (also she looked mid to late 20s and average looks and body shape, nothing memorable), I should have just tried to make an excuse and leave then but I was hoping things would get better. Anyway she gave an uninspired oil rub down for 40 mins before asking me to turn over, barely even venturing under the towel let alone anything close to a cc swipe. Even after the flip she still kept mostly around the towel and just finished off an oily rub down, not even a decent massage and never offered anything else, tbh at that point even if she had offered I would have declined since it feels like it would haven been equally lackluster and uninspired.

In short I would not recommend her even for a normal massage let alone for anything else.

[Perseus02]

£50 is the base rate for one hour  massage at most of the shops in  Soho including the more expensive ones ,Organic Health Archer St ,White Lilly ,etc .
£60 for one hour massage  at George St Corner with Edgware Road , same price with the 2shops in expensive posh South Kensington .

Yeah, for 1h fair enough, but not for 30min. I've always paid 30 for 30min. But they asked for 50 this time (although as I said I then got a discount because the girl remembered me. I even have her phone number, I used to be quite a regular customer!). Don't know if it's the new normal or her boss tried to overcharge me.

[hugo.freeman]

I once again tried Akos massage in Edgeware, I wanted to go back to try Kiki who I saw but wasn't able to try last time. Unfortunately I she wasn't available but the chinese lady that runs the place recommended this brazillian girl there called Lorena and she described her well so I decided to try her out, I mean I assumed as a brazillian she would be a bit fun. Unfortunately when I get to the room I see her just lounging there looking bored dressed in jeans and a hoodie (also she looked mid to late 20s and average looks and body shape, nothing memorable), I should have just tried to make an excuse and leave then but I was hoping things would get better. Anyway she gave an uninspired oil rub down for 40 mins before asking me to turn over, barely even venturing under the towel let alone anything close to a cc swipe. Even after the flip she still kept mostly around the towel and just finished off an oily rub down, not even a decent massage and never offered anything else, tbh at that point even if she had offered I would have declined since it feels like it would haven been equally lackluster and uninspired.

In short I would not recommend her even for a normal massage let alone for anything else.

Yes totally agree. I was minded to complain to the boss lady myself but didn’t on this occasion.  I think the girl is called Hafaa or something like that.  In fact I actually wrote a detailed review of her when she was at bamboo in Hendon. 

She was shit then and shit now.  Exactly as you describe and rubbish oily massage with no effort.  When I was coming she let go and stepped back.  WTF! I grabbed her hand and put it back into position and told her to continue and not to stop. 

She also wanted £69 b2b which I refused abs regret settling for £30 for HE. I hadn’t realised it was the same girl from bamboo til I recognised the shit massage abs her lack of talking or understanding. 

[armslave]

Yes totally agree. I was minded to complain to the boss lady myself but didn’t on this occasion.  I think the girl is called Hafaa or something like that.  In fact I actually wrote a detailed review of her when she was at bamboo in Hendon. 

She was shit then and shit now.  Exactly as you describe and rubbish oily massage with no effort.  When I was coming she let go and stepped back.  WTF! I grabbed her hand and put it back into position and told her to continue and not to stop. 

She also wanted £69 b2b which I refused abs regret settling for £30 for HE. I hadn’t realised it was the same girl from bamboo til I recognised the shit massage abs her lack of talking or understanding.

It's a shame because pre covid they had some really good girls at this place but now I haven't really been happy with service I've had there.

then again I'm finding that in more than few places I've been to in the past, either the girls aren't that interested in giving a decent massage as well as a little teasing or they just want way too much money. Offers of £80 b2b just kill the mood and then I may as well just finish the massage then go to plan B pump and dump nearby.

[dross]

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They do 4 hands... man this work from home lets not have an office in london shit is driving me mad! 

[PumpDump]

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They do 4 hands... man this work from home lets not have an office in london shit is driving me mad! 

Amen brother!

[Dax]

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I was in Chapel Market and decided to look at the place.  I should warn people that the massage rooms are located in the basement of the shop.  The shop is a Hair Salon and saw many ladies inside getting their hair done, not very discreet.  Decided not to go in.

Place is called Flanx hair salon.

[sparkus]

Sai Romyen or whatever it's called in Stratford, popped in as was nearby for a punt. The mama-san mentioned before seemed to suss what I was about quite quickly and said Saturday would be a better prospect as they had three or four staff on who'd "be better to see". So it does seem to be game on, just not with her.

[studentoflife]

Aroma Health Spa near Baker St, chiltern st

£45 for 45, there’s a shower but not in-room. Overall the place is clean and modern, rare for such establishments.

Greeted by a gaggle of aged Asian women upon entry, they were speaking English so a mixed bag of nationalities it seems. Imagine why surprise when an early 30s leggy blonde polish woman entered the room as the masseuse. I forgot her name, but she works mon-wed, and continued for a fairly vanilla massage for about 30 mins before prompting if she could do anything more for me.

I agreed to £50 for topless HR, I’m not a fan of overpaying but she was firm on £40 for HR and alluded to naked being £100 (I had to suppress a genuine snicker) so I opted for the midway point since I hate being blue balled.

To her credit, she has a very slim figure with perky well done fake tits and delivered a sensual finish all over said tits. She was also pleasant and made easy conversation. 

Wouldn’t return due to the high prices, but I definitely enjoyed my time.

[El Jefe]

Kelly at Elverson Road/147 Brookmill Road SE8
Tel: 07470 806 668

I can't remember what days they said she works.

I visited Kelly and paid £40 for a 45 minute massage, looks wise I found her facially quite plain. I told her I wanted the large room with the shower and she left me to get undressed, when she returned to the room she asked me to lie-down and and she removed my underwear then gave me a good soft massage with lots of brushes of my cock and bumhole.

After 15 minutes she asked what else I wanted and I said everything, I asked for FS but she said she didn't have a condom so we setttled on B2B for £60, I tried to haggle down to £40 but she wasn't having it, I'm aware I overpaid but I hadn't punted for quite a while so I didn't care.

B2B turned into light DFK with tongues, good OWO, RO and 69, she was very clean, I finished by cumming in her mouth which I think she spat out. Overall a pleasent experience.

[Rupert]

Kelly at 147 Brookmill Road SE8
Tel: 07470 806 668

I can't remember what days they said she works.

I visited Kelly and paid £40 for a 45 minute massage, looks wise I found her facially quite plain. I told her I wanted the large room with the shower and she left me to get undressed, when she returned to the room she asked me to lie-down and and she removed my underwear then gave me a good soft massage with lots of brushes of my cock and bumhole.

After 15 minutes she asked what else I wanted and I said everything, I asked for FS but she said she didn't have a condom so we setttled on B2B for £60, I tried to haggle down to £40 but she wasn't having it, I'm aware I overpaid but I hadn't punted for quite a while so I didn't care.

B2B turned into light DFK with tongues, good OWO, RO and 69, she was very clean, I finished by cumming in her mouth which I think she spat out. Overall a pleasent experience.

Any description on her, face, body or a link

[El Jefe]

Any description on her, face, body or a link

Body is slightly chubby but not fat, medium size tits and nipples, ass is average size.

[sparkus]

Body is slightly chubby but not fat, medium size tits and nipples, ass is average size.

Probably size 12, chebs 36 B if not C, I'd say.  The RO was the highlight for me, she was otherwise greedy in pushing for OWO/FS.

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Do you know the ethnicity of the girl in the ad?