External Link/Members OnlyRecently decided to play FBSM roulette here and just see who I get (having popped in ORBS on the way and been offered a very cute but small chebbed young thing
), paid money to smiling matriarch manning the till for half hour and shown to my room. Told to wait as they're busy but 'Rebecca' will be along soon. Pulled out phone from jacket hanging on door and consulted here, led to expect a larger woman in her 30s.
After about 5-10 mins in walks a seriously dumpy and gruff Chinese lady clearly not in her 30s and with thinning clumps of hair. I suppose, at a push, you could say she had larger than average chebs above her mishapen midriff poking over her spindly leggings under her black dress.
Massage is given (I asked for medium), absolutely nothing earth shattering or to write home about (zero sensuality at all) and on the flip I can visualise her more and down below on me remains absolutely flaccid and resolutely uncooperative. I heed the little fella's warnings and I decline any extras (first time ever!) and she continues until the allotted half hour is up. TBF after declining her skill seemed to improve and she did a reasonable job on calves and feet.
Afterwards I was smarting at the cost (£40
) and that even I'd been touched by her. I'd even go as far as Negative were it not for the fact that I'd enjoyed an OK massage with someone who it didn't even really matter if it was a dude.
The lesson here (for me at least) is don't go in blind in the name of experimenting to find treasure.
