Linda 'Superior' Massage - Reigate, superior chebbage & titfucking - TOFTT

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Arranged by text & WhatsA & Linda offers the option of a phone convo in advance.  Very good comms
Venue is a house [where she lives] south of Reigate
Towards the end a cul-de-sac, so best to park up the road slightly
Much better than your average punting / massage accomo
The advert suggests several therapeutic options & once the door opens you know that these are a sideline 
Wearing a black basque
The pic attached is accurate
She's tall, 5'9"-5'10"
I reck a size 12, maybe a 14 only coz she is tall with massive natural bappage
She carries it well 
Early to mid 40s milfage with a good bod for her age [just don't expect a twenty sumfink type figure]

Therapeutic treatments @ 70 for the hour / 90 for 90mins
Upgrade to sensual is 100 [60] & 120 [90]
Asked if i'd like a soft drink, beer or wine.  A nice touch
A chilled vibe, no rushing whatsover & i went for the 90mins

Started on front with a bit of massage very good
As things progress with plenty of RU's & CCS's the top comes off & its baps on back time
On the flip its knicks off & progression to lengthy oily TW HJ combo
Felt superb & seeing littleWP's in between her cleavage valley, the helmet appearing on each stroke
Loads of edging
The massage bench is in her lounge & she asked me if i would like to retire to the sofa for the finale
She sits down, covers her chebs in oil & proceeds with a mesmerising TW & tit fucking session
LittleWP disappears then pops out
Couldn't hold back any longer & splurged a load on the up-stroke forming a small puddle as she kept her rack pushed together

Felt light headed & she suggested i chill on the massage table whilst she showered
Didn't need a shower however washed my hands
A big nice walk-in shower should UKP'ers need one

Would i recommend ?
If you like busty milfs massage edging titwanking & titfucking then a resounding yes
Very good VFM
Linda is talented & nice with it

Will i revisit ?
Yes deffo at some point
A very good 1st session which is usually a very good sign




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[stripeypyjamas]

Nice review, glad you had a good time.

Was it the lady in these sets? If yes, great body.

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[webpunter]

It could be, noting that the pics are probably taken some 20 years ago
Didn't think her chebs were enhanced so difficult to work out how they have increased in size so much
Burds baps can get bigger getting older as body weight generally increases with age 
Maybe enhanced behind the muscle so less obvious that its been done

One of the pics shows a tattoo base of the back, now seeing this & thinking back there were maybe a couple of tramp stamps

As i mentioned a chilled vibe & ex pornstars doing massage stuff will be well within their comfort zone
Another pointer to such a background
Ideal coz the massage session was ace 

You could go on an inspection visit 
In any event your ability to find 'Daniela' shows ace detective skills, Morse would be proud

Nice review, glad you had a good time.

Was it the lady in these sets? If yes, great body.

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[sparkus]

Great review and use of the word "chebbage" here.

Very tempted for one of my leave days Home Counties tours, though the boat looks past its prime.

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I liked the boat but i have a thing for milfs
Can see where you are coming from on this
A decade ago she'd have been a real stunner
With the fuck me eyes IMO she oozes sex appeal

Think mid 40s to set the expectation level 

'Home counties tours' - quality phraseology

Great review and use of the word "chebbage" here.

Very tempted for one of my leave days Home Counties tours, though the boat looks past its prime.

[Waterhouse]

Good one, WP.  Do you reckon there’d be anything else on offer OWO, RO etc?
Did you get to meet Zachary, too? 
Reigate is pretty easy for me when those unwashed insulate cunts aren’t glueing their filthy paws to the tarmac.
What nationality is she, Brit, Bulg, Hung? Any sign she’s a smoker?

Cheers fella. 

[HE_Specialist]

I had a bit of an odd encounter with this lady. Never got to meet her bit found the advert and threw a WhatsApp message her way asking about prices and services, the usual. She gave me her professional prices, as I'd not seen any reviews at that point I wasn't sure if she was legit so was going to try it. I message back and forth for a little bit. She seems quite cold in the messages. When it comes to the day when I'm actually able to make a booking, I message her and she then proceeds to block me without any provocation.....

[stripeypyjamas]

You could go on an inspection visit 

I think we crossed paths in civvy life a few years back but pretty sure she's an old eastern europe / russian porn star.

Would love to try, she sounds great but don't want risk it. Make for an awkward punt.

*this was supposed to be in response to WP

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xtras
on the balance of probability me thinks yes, on the basis that outcall offered
usually punters don't get a burd round just to get tugged off
add in the porn background referenced
& i just got the feeling, decided not to pursue on 1st visit session the offering incl. full on oilyTW / TF were just fine
play the part of a gentleman  & see what happens on a repeat visit

zachary
no idea 

nationality
polish IIRC

smoker
didn't detect any signs of this
dunno why but burds seem to be able to smoke without much after smell / taste

Good one, WP.  Do you reckon there’d be anything else on offer OWO, RO etc?
Did you get to meet Zachary, too? 
Reigate is pretty easy for me when those unwashed insulate cunts aren’t glueing their filthy paws to the tarmac.
What nationality is she, Brit, Bulg, Hung? Any sign she’s a smoker?

Cheers fella. 

As for the insulate cunts dunno why the rozzers gently use whatever it is to to prize their glued hands off the tarmac
They'd shit themselves seeing this Cat trundling down the road towards them
And kill off any ideas of anyone doing this on future demos

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[webpunter]

You could go round for a massage & end up having some ex-sex
Sumfink  about ex-sex

I think we crossed paths in civvy life a few years back but pretty sure she's an old eastern europe / russian porn star.

Would love to try, she sounds great but don't want risk it. Make for an awkward punt.

[webpunter]

Imitation is the finest form of flattery
Like you with:  "Ariana_123, Stratford - chebs chebs chebs"
Rager Rajec spins it out too 
I considered appropriate to use, given her fine " Kylian Mbappage "

use of the word "chebbage" here.

[filatino_jay]

may I ask, was the sensual upgrade offered during comms or during the booking? many thanks

[Ninja42]

Messaged her. Prices have gone up. Standard massage £70 60 mins £90 90 mins, Naturist Lingham massage £110 60mins £140 90mins so now pretty pricey 

[sparkus]

Messaged her. Prices have gone up. Standard massage £70 60 mins £90 90 mins, Naturist Lingham massage £110 60mins £140 90mins so now pretty pricey 

I think she needs to get a grip then (no, not like that).

[Waterhouse]

xtras
on the balance of probability me thinks yes, on the basis that outcall offered
usually punters don't get a burd round just to get tugged off
add in the porn background referenced
& i just got the feeling, decided not to pursue on 1st visit session the offering incl. full on oilyTW / TF were just fine
play the part of a gentleman  & see what happens on a repeat visit

zachary
no idea 

nationality
polish IIRC

smoker
didn't detect any signs of this
dunno why but burds seem to be able to smoke without much after smell / taste

As for the insulate cunts dunno why the rozzers gently use whatever it is to to prize their glued hands off the tarmac
They'd shit themselves seeing this Cat trundling down the road towards them
And kill off any ideas of anyone doing this on future demos

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Cheers for the info WP.

I reckon a snow plough doing 40 would do the trick.
If the Bill would show some spine and use a metal spatula to pry their grubby paws off the road, I doubt they’d keep coming back and fucking it up for the rest of the working public.

Can you imagine if they’d tried a stunt like this in SA or Aus?  It would’ve been water cannons and rubber  bullets.

[MrMatrix]

Didnt realise you'd been out recently. What a good find, what a top girl. loved the review and as always very informative and relavent.
Excellent VFM as well....

[webpunter]

Ninja42 has provided some intel

When i booked no mention & i didn't bother asking

Coz my punting antennae were suggesting an [almost] dead cert yes to upgrade [outcall option & pic etc]

When the magic door opened & i was inside the faintest of chances like no extras evaporated

Heels, basque, chebs on display & a very norty experienced look about her [my cock being numbered into the thousands etc]

may I ask, was the sensual upgrade offered during comms or during the booking? many thanks

[webpunter]

She did mention, in a nice way, that she had just had a cancellation & she could squueze me in later the same day
Demand exceeding supply
When i visited i wasn't in any rush so with options of 60 mins @ a ton & 90 mins a ton twenty not a hard decision to make
And go for the longer session
At some point i'll feel the urge for a revisit, however the uplift means that this will probably be eased down the to-do list

Messaged her. Prices have gone up. Standard massage £70 60 mins £90 90 mins, Naturist Lingham massage £110 60mins £140 90mins so now pretty pricey 

[BenBraddock]

She looks fantastic. Would love to suck on those big milfy melons.

Does she allow mutual touching, including touching her pussy, during the massage?

[webpunter]

She might do, especially if you are Ben Affleck, rather than BB 

She does outcall [edit:  see comment above] so go figure
Maybe not go for a finger plunge in the clunge in the 1st 15 mins eh

Milfy Melons is an apt description
They felt superb wrapped around littleWP during the titfucking part of the fun
Tho assuming she's the porn burd referenced 'above' this suggests some enhancement, which i didn't notice or feel

Good luck & report back

She looks fantastic. Would love to suck on those big milfy melons.

Does she allow mutual touching, including touching her pussy, during the massage?

[Ninja42]

I'm sorry but this women is unhinged. Booked her earlier this week for tomorrow afternoon. Messages me today to confirm and then follows to say she's cancelling and gives no reason saying she has millions of calls and texts and is always booked up....mad as a box of frogs

[Waterhouse]

I'm sorry but this women is unhinged. Booked her earlier this week for tomorrow afternoon. Messages me today to confirm and then follows to say she's cancelling and gives no reason saying she has millions of calls and texts and is always booked up....mad as a box of frogs

Why are you sorry?  What are you sorry for? 

[tantraman]

Nice one, Webby ... I see that I need to get out of London more!

[webpunter]

As i have mentioned a chilled vibe with her, very much so
I reck she's played with more knobs than i've had hot dinners
Porn & then whatever she's done since

You on the other hand have done 18 posts [incl. two on this thread] & one review in 5 years+ on here
An astounding contribution 
Yet another sponger adding SFA to UKP
Tick tock 

With her knob handling count over a couple of decades, she knows for sure how things go in the SP world
& no doubt gets a vibe when prospective punters contact her
So, unless i'm mistaken, not only are you a shower on UKP but you have the same effect when contacting SPs

Why don't you amaze us & wazz up a review to evidence that you actually go punting.  Yeah right 

I'm sorry but this women is unhinged. Booked her earlier this week for tomorrow afternoon. Messages me today to confirm and then follows to say she's cancelling and gives no reason saying she has millions of calls and texts and is always booked up....mad as a box of frogs

[webpunter]

 

On TOFTT i got "Flo Rida - Good Feeling"

Punting / massage antennae in good working order

Have you punted in [leafy] Surrey ?

[coudn't be arsed to check on your 200+ reviews  ]

FYI, should you decide to go visit, as Reigate ain't your 'manor' there are one possibly two speed cameras coming down Reigate Hill from the M25 junction

Regards, Webby

Nice one, Webby ... I see that I need to get out of London more!

[bigden40]

I'm sorry but this women is unhinged. Booked her earlier this week for tomorrow afternoon. Messages me today to confirm and then follows to say she's cancelling and gives no reason saying she has millions of calls and texts and is always booked up....mad as a box of frogs

Had a very similar experience when confirming an appointment for tomorrow.

Was told that my booking wasn’t confirmed when I accepted the time slot she proposed as she hadn't sent me her address and that if I had a problem with that I was welcome to call someone else. 🤷‍♂️

[bigden40]

Nice review, glad you had a good time.

Was it the lady in these sets? If yes, great body.

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That doesn’t look like the same woman to me. The lingerie pic she sent me she had no tattoos and much bigger chebs.

[webpunter]

Given your track record on here then worth taking note of what happened to you

When burds get busy i've experienced the odd strange reaction over the years

Have had one i'd seen about 10 times ban me then when i asked her if she was confusing me with someone else she apologized

It was worth making the effort in that instance, however with a burd you've not met i'd be thinking plenty more fish

And there are a good number of massage burds doing b2b at or under a ton for the hour

And Hot Natalie / DCW [i did a review a short while back] is a ton for the hour for the full monty, just a  she's in Stevenage.  With seriously stupendous chebbage

Had a very similar experience when confirming an appointment for tomorrow.

Was told that my booking wasn’t confirmed when I accepted the time slot she proposed as she hadn't sent me her address and that if I had a problem with that I was welcome to call someone else. 🤷‍♂️

[ScrummyScones]

Awesome review WP and great follow-ups too. Thanks Bud 

Chebbage is now firmly in my dictionary.

IMO - zooming in on the photos - it is the same woman. The ones taken yonkers ago mainly cover up two moles on her face...but they are very lightly visible 

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To use 'chebbage' [ edit:  also 'cheb' 'chebs' etc ] on here you have to ask for © permission from Sparkus 
Ask politely & i would anticipate that the outcome will be positive
Credit also to Rajec [& his 'Rager'] as he has used in reporting on here prior to moi

Bout being the same woman as i have mentioned IIRC a tattoo base of her back
I'm not entirely sure
My fault coz i spent most of the time staring at her chebs
Especially when littleWP was enjoying himself in an oily warm luxurious cheb valley
Titty-fuck-tastic 
[ they are so big she was easily able to wrap them around littleWP & only the glistening helmet would appear on the upstroke ]

Awesome review WP and great follow-ups too. Thanks Bud 

Chebbage is now firmly in my dictionary.

IMO - zooming in on the photos - it is the same woman. The ones taken yonkers ago mainly cover up two moles on her face...but they are very lightly visible 

[sparkus]

To use 'chebbage' [ edit:  also 'cheb' 'chebs' etc ] on here you have to ask for © permission from Sparkus 
Ask politely & i would anticipate that the outcome will be positive
Credit also to Rajec [& his 'Rager'] as he has used in reporting on here prior to moi

Bout being the same woman as i have mentioned IIRC a tattoo base of her back
I'm not entirely sure
My fault coz i spent most of the time staring at her chebs
Especially when littleWP was enjoying himself in an oily warm luxurious cheb valley
Titty-fuck-tastic 
[ they are so big she was easily able to wrap them around littleWP & only the glistening helmet would appear on the upstroke ]

As I recall I just started using it more than others, I picked it up from someone else on here then some Scots started pulling me up about it saying they'd never heard the word before.  I'd more like to think it has common parlance across UKP but I'm yet to see it on a badly worded WG profile.

[fredhiggins]

She looks fantastic.

[Chorley]

She looks very naughty.  Reigate's a schlep but she might be worth it.

[harry1980]

She must be inundated with messages as now her prices have gone up to £120 and £150  Didn’t even get offered standard massage rates she was straight in with the photos and hefty prices.

Do you think she’s still worth seeing at these prices just for a massage?

[webpunter]

I won't be revisiting anytime soon, with the price hike
A ton twenty for an hour hour brings into play a number of real fitties
& Awank burds who do split pricing, FS & massage only
[where you just know that xtras are on the massage menu if the mood strikes]

Plus it was massage on a bench, i much prefer a firm bed for b2b action
& when there is a futon 
Tho there was a tit-fucking end to the session on the sofa

If not too far to travel, you've got the urge & her availibility coincides with when you can get there then maybe give it a whirl
A chilled vibe, she's enthusiastic [well she was with me] & lots of fun

Edit:  I'll probably try for a return at some point, for a reliable SP [think top chebs], where 2nd visit status can show some upside potential

She must be inundated with messages as now her prices have gone up to £120 and £150  Didn’t even get offered standard massage rates she was straight in with the photos and hefty prices.

Do you think she’s still worth seeing at these prices just for a massage?

[sparkus]

Seems to be in Kingston/Surbiton now so will flag up on the London board: External Link/Members Only

[davesixtseven]

FWIW, another pic currently at External Link/Members Only...


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[SpaceRaiderDave]

Seems to be in Kingston/Surbiton now so will flag up on the London board: External Link/Members Only

I contacted her last week as that location was better for me but was told she was only there for a couple of days then going back to Reigate.

Her price has now gone up again. It's now £150/hr for B2B and doesn't include FS. I found her an unpleasant person to communicate with. She also seems to have alcohol issues which makes her unreliable so I've taken her off my HL.

[bluelad]

It could be, noting that the pics are probably taken some 20 years ago
Didn't think her chebs were enhanced so difficult to work out how they have increased in size so much
Burds baps can get bigger getting older as body weight generally increases with age 
Maybe enhanced behind the muscle so less obvious that its been done

One of the pics shows a tattoo base of the back, now seeing this & thinking back there were maybe a couple of tramp stamps

As i mentioned a chilled vibe & ex pornstars doing massage stuff will be well within their comfort zone
Another pointer to such a background
Ideal coz the massage session was ace 

You could go on an inspection visit 
In any event your ability to find 'Daniela' shows ace detective skills, Morse would be proud

Possibly a video of the lady from many moons ago: External Link/Members Only

[webpunter]

No comms issues for me
However i was tippy toeing carefully, as i usually do

On the odd occasion I have paid a ton fifty for an hour massage session
However with real stunners with xtras chucked in
And full on b2b on a firm bed / futon, i'm not a fan of massage tables

Best she gets a feather duster for her mobile rather the next bottle of booze
Shame really coz my session was rather sublime
Onto the next one ....

I contacted her last week as that location was better for me but was told she was only there for a couple of days then going back to Reigate.

Her price has now gone up again. It's now £150/hr for B2B and doesn't include FS. I found her an unpleasant person to communicate with. She also seems to have alcohol issues which makes her unreliable so I've taken her off my HL.

[webpunter]

I reck its her, many many
Now her chebs are way larger suggests a boob job

Possibly a video of the lady from many moons ago: External Link/Members Only

[harry1980]

Visited her. Waste of money - wanted to sit and chat over a beer for the first 20 mins. She’s a very tall women and I felt like a peasant standing next to her. She’s more Amazonian and I like my women petite.

Massage was shit and the hj was just awkward. Kept saying how she wanted to fuck but we don’t know each other well enough so maybe In the future. Didn’t want to do much else either. Was out of there in 45 mins and 20 of that was chatting over a beer 🍺 

Won’t be returning. Will try and get round to doing a full review.

[SpaceRaiderDave]

Visited her. Waste of money - wanted to sit and chat over a beer for the first 20 mins. She’s a very tall women and I felt like a peasant standing next to her. She’s more Amazonian and I like my women petite.

Massage was shit and the hj was just awkward. Kept saying how she wanted to fuck but we don’t know each other well enough so maybe In the future. Didn’t want to do much else either. Was out of there in 45 mins and 20 of that was chatting over a beer 🍺 

Won’t be returning. Will try and get round to doing a full review.

She has learnt the lazy prossie tricks quickly. Time wasting and suggesting more might be on offer if you come back a second time.
All that for £150/hr and no FS. Definitely one to avoid