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Offline LLPunting

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Now down to three (The Kwai, second Zen branch and Lora/Bella) but there used to be four shops near each other, which is a decent recce-worthy trek by East London standards (Siam Thai is also about 20 mins walk from her if you fancy a trip through Beirut).

Wouldn't say no to an oral finish while holding the chebs but can't imagine RO would be up to much, no offence.

It's a long walk from Lora's up the road to the others, def did 10+k steps that day.  There's a Thai flat near the Overground station that I didn't get to try so will have a look in there when I can, there's another Thai place up on Leyton High Rd, one stop on on the Overground from there also yet to be tried.

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It's a long walk from Lora's up the road to the others, def did 10+k steps that day.  There's a Thai flat near the Overground station that I didn't get to try so will have a look in there when I can, there's another Thai place up on Leyton High Rd, one stop on on the Overground from there also yet to be tried.

The Thai flat shares Gumtree ads with the Lehman Street joint you mentioned.

I don't know of any Thai place near Leyton High Road? There was a tiny bolt-ons woman working from a business centre I mentioned on here.

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The Thai flat shares Gumtree ads with the Lehman Street joint you mentioned.

I don't know of any Thai place near Leyton High Road? There was a tiny bolt-ons woman working from a business centre I mentioned on here.

Oh really?  So hopefully the same names are used by the ladies across both locations.  Is the service at the flat different from the Leman St salon?

Yup the business centre one in Leyton, I was told 2+ ladies available.

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Got up this morning feeling horny - so looked at what options were available.

Visited the place next to Elverson road DLR in Lewisham.

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Lady on the phone was friendly said two girls were available and could pop over..

I don't live far so got there around 11:45.

The two girls were not amazingly attractive but the one called Kelly took my eye most. Maybe 5.4 height wise; long dark hair.. A bit of a tummy (maybe had a kid) but decent cleavage showing which was the clincher!

Think they have two rooms - but got the larger one which was decent size with a good working shower and massage table.

Kelly eventually came in and i paid the upfront fee (£25 for 30mins) - i got naked and on the table and she started with a decent soft massage (I asked for soft)..
I deliberately lifted my body up a little and she took the hint and made nice strokes around my bum area which meant we both knew what the score was.
She then asked me what else i wanted and we agreed on an extra 60 for B2B and Oral.

She then stripped and i got on my back and she started to kiss my body all over and rub herself on me a bit...  only outside of pussy near my cock.
She then proceeded to give me one of the best blowjobs (OWO) i've ever had sloppy; amazing deepthroat where she kept her mouth to the base of my cock for extended periods and started to get turned on a bit herself.. When she came up for breath - i started to finger her and from being dry she started to get obviously wet - at this point her pecks on my mouth turned into proper full on french kissing...

She then got on the table with her mouth on the side and I basically fucked her mouth as deep and as hard as i liked..
Eventually I then get back on the table and she sucked me vigourously to a very enjoyable CIM (can't remember if she spat or not but am not that bothered myself)..

Was good to see she then had a shower (I had one as well after) and we exchanged pleasantries (she said she works there sat, sun and mon)..

She was very complimentary to me as I left.
I have a feeling this is one of those times you get where the lady takes a bit of a shine to you - so given this can be so hit and miss was happy to luck out a bit.

Cheers.

thanks for this! was she shaved,  how big were her tits?

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Oh really?  So hopefully the same names are used by the ladies across both locations.  Is the service at the flat different from the Leman St salon?

Yup the business centre one in Leyton, I was told 2+ ladies available.

No idea, I just clicked on the Gtree ad after you mentioned and saw it was linked to that place. 

I walked, it doesn't exactly look very conducive to good massage (a one room former office at the very back of a dingy unlit building).  The SP was tiny and had a super youthful face (but wasn't) with bleach blonde hair and her comedy implausible bolt ons were accentuated by a crop top and sarong which did show a lovely flat stomach though.  Fill yer boots.

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No idea, I just clicked on the Gtree ad after you mentioned and saw it was linked to that place. 

I walked, it doesn't exactly look very conducive to good massage (a one room former office at the very back of a dingy unlit building).  The SP was tiny and had a super youthful face (but wasn't) with bleach blonde hair and her comedy implausible bolt ons were accentuated by a crop top and sarong which did show a lovely flat stomach though.  Fill yer boots.

I went there and also walked when the bloke in the next office challenged me on what I was doing there and got a bit lippy and wouldn't go away. Consdering it's a room with flimsy walls in a business centre I decided to tell him where to go and I left. There was no way I could have relaxed on the massage bed knowing he was wandering about outside. Terrible choice of location.

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I went there and also walked when the bloke in the next office challenged me on what I was doing there and got a bit lippy and wouldn't go away. Consdering it's a room with flimsy walls in a business centre I decided to tell him where to go and I left. There was no way I could have relaxed on the massage bed knowing he was wandering about outside. Terrible choice of location.

That's the thing, it's located right at the back of the building, which is largely empty and unlit in some parts.  Some of the occupiers are weird churches and youth groups.  They probably got it dirt cheap.

Just to add to confusion there's a very legit massage/wellness business at the front entrance!

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In a strangely good mood yesterday, I visited Health Clinic in Cricklewood. Five of the seven girls were available, so I paid 30 for 30 and asked to see them all, figuring one must be good. Wrong!  I prefer slim girls and all of these were decidedly on the chunky side — nor, in my opinion (and it is all personal) especially pretty.  HC doesn't do refunds, so I had to settle for a refund.  That hard-selling matron was telling me to stay for this girl, or come back for that one, and kept saying "why?" when I said I didn't like any of them.  Kinda a dumb question; it's down to taste, innit.  Eventually I just tuned her out, took the voucher and skedaddled. 

In all my visits there, that's definitely the least tempting line-up I've seen.  Similar to Emily's, I wonder if standards are slipping (or if there's simply less good options, forcing them to slip)...

I think one of the ones I saw was the aforementioned African girl.  She had a nice smile but was also on the big side.

Are you talking about "Herbal Clinic" Cricklewood? or is there a "Heath Clinic" in the same manor??

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Best to see Lora earlier on in the day as her Chebolahs will probably be covered in dry scabs of spunk the later it gets (no shower etc!)

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Best to see Lora earlier on in the day as her Chebolahs will probably be covered in dry scabs of spunk the later it gets (no shower etc!)

Are you saying you blew your load on her tits and then saw her get dressed without cleaning them?

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Are you saying you blew your load on her tits and then saw her get dressed without cleaning them?

She has no shower on the premises and the only washbasins are exposed outside of the toilet cubicles. For her to wash them would involve a show for someone!

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She has no shower on the premises and the only washbasins are exposed outside of the toilet cubicles. For her to wash them would involve a show for someone!

So she said.  I'd love a t/w but her set up just doesn't seem to allow for it.

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She has no shower on the premises and the only washbasins are exposed outside of the toilet cubicles. For her to wash them would involve a show for someone!

You can close the door on the bathroom area so a "wash" is possible and besides she baby-wipes her baby-bladders after the encounter and if they're good enough for sanitising baby-shit then they can deal with baby-batter.  I only suckled on them and they were clean and she still wiped down after.

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You can close the door on the bathroom area so a "wash" is possible and besides she baby-wipes her baby-bladders after the encounter and if they're good enough for sanitising baby-shit then they can deal with baby-batter.  I only suckled on them and they were clean and she still wiped down after.

I must have seen her near on 4 years ago now so my memory is hazy, but yes I vaguely remember that door. She’s out of my way for a return, but I’m not sure I’d want to given her lack of ability to thoroughly wash in between clients

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I was mulling a return but the above put me off. It's always at the back of my mind that I need to enjoy them as much as possible now before gravity hits.

One or two SPs' chebs have really gone to shit the past year or two, which is annoying as I did enjoy spending hours sucking them.

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One or two SPs' chebs have really gone to shit the past year or two, which is annoying as I did enjoy spending hours sucking them.


That’ and the regulars that have disappeared. It’s so easy to take ones perfect sp for granted.

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That’ and the regulars that have disappeared. It’s so easy to take ones perfect sp for granted.

Isn't it just? Plus no new talent coming through the ranks to replace them either.

Recent recces have revealed nothing but crones.

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Isn't it just? Plus no new talent coming through the ranks to replace them either.

Recent recces have revealed nothing but crones.

It’s like the punting apocalypse

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It’s like the punting apocalypse

Several threads on here are reporting this. Soon there won't even be any punting going on for Julie Bindel and not alloweds to campaign against.

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Several threads on here are reporting this. Soon there won't even be any punting going on for Julie Bindel and not alloweds to campaign against.

They’ll find something else to complain about

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Probably does not need to be reiterated, but Apsara Thai in Deptford offer both a very good but very legit massage.

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Probably does not need to be reiterated, but Apsara Thai in Deptford offer both a very good but very legit massage.

Wrong thread unless you're touting.

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They’ll find something else to complain about

TBF, there's no shortage of punt options in London, unless you're specifically after an ebony or Chinese WG for less than 100 for half hour it seems.  Out in the provinces it's pretty dire as I have tried to punt a couple of times on day trips and found zero doing.

But, as I've said before, the bulk of UKP massage reviews these days are in the regions, not London.

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TBF, there's no shortage of punt options in London, unless you're specifically after an ebony or Chinese WG for less than 100 for half hour it seems.  Out in the provinces it's pretty dire as I have tried to punt a couple of times on day trips and found zero doing.

But, as I've said before, the bulk of UKP massage reviews these days are in the regions, not London.

Which for us Londoners is a no go zone at the moment; unless you have access to your own private fuel pump

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Which for us Londoners is a no go zone at the moment; unless you have access to your own private fuel pump

I've been a few places in the Home Counties, mainly work but thinking to take some leave and try some TCMs with good reviews on here.  Anywhere's got to be better than here! :dash:

Offline Mothball15

Has anyone been to elements in firth street soho recently? I went next door for a drink with family but it got my attention.

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Weekday afternoon visit.  Text in advance to see whether European girls available.  Confirmed 2x EE, 1x Indian. Requested 'either' EE.

Arrived on time, paid my £50/1hr and was lead downstairs by receptionist. 'Milla' was shouted for, and I was met by a very cheery, smiley Milla. Shame, as I enjoy the element of surprise on the turn. Couldn't be too upset as the welcome was very warm.

Room was clean and tidy. Average size for such establishment.

Milla is approx mid 30s, short blonde hair in a ponytail.  Size 12 with firm C cups.

Massage started, face down, bollock naked.  Heavily focussed on legs. 1, maybe 2 accidental brushes in this time - 0 cc swipes. Massage itself was good, more 'relaxing' than firm (my preference,) but clearly delivered by a skilled masseuse. After 40 mins (including back, arms and neck) I was asked to turn. As soon as my erection was visable, "happy ending?"

I agreed, no pricing or tips discussed.  Unsure, therefore, what else was on offer.

I was then edged for the remaining 20 minutes, with Milla taking great delight in bringing me to the edge, and slowing down to tease. Hugely frustrating at the time, but absolutely delightful in hindsight!

Light groping of covered ass and boobs allowed.

Was cleaned up, and offered a shower (in room), Milla was about to leave the room, when I presented her, unprompted with a £30 tip. She seemed very grateful.

Using my new rating guide; FLARBS

Face; 6/10
Location; 7/10 Busy-ish side street, but anonymous enough. Restaurant next door with outside seating, could be an issue in warm weather.
Attitude/Service; 9/10
Return?; Yes. Wouldn't necessarily seek out Milla, but wouldn't be disappointed to meet again.
Body; 6/10
Shop; Clean, tidy. Numerous rooms. Well Heated. In room shower.

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Seems to be more than one elements.

Offline Eggbert

I'll have to make my way to London Fields station in Hackney and wondering if anyone had any local recommendations?

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Can't comment on that one, but these are sometimes available in London Fields

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I'll have to make my way to London Fields station in Hackney and wondering if anyone had any local recommendations?

I was going to try this place which has some reviews on here External Link/Members Only

I was going to suggest there, Lucy has (or had pre-, lockdown, she's getting on a bit) a superb pair of chebs, if you want to be getting juggy with it. Otherwise there's not much doing there.

Offline Horizontal pleasures

In a strangely good mood yesterday, I visited Health Clinic in Cricklewood. Five of the seven girls were available, so I paid 30 for 30 and asked to see them all, figuring one must be good. Wrong!  I prefer slim girls and all of these were decidedly on the chunky side — nor, in my opinion (and it is all personal) especially pretty.  HC doesn't do refunds, so I had to settle for a refund.  That hard-selling matron was telling me to stay for this girl, or come back for that one, and kept saying "why?" when I said I didn't like any of them.  Kinda a dumb question; it's down to taste, innit.  Eventually I just tuned her out, took the voucher and skedaddled. 

In all my visits there, that's definitely the least tempting line-up I've seen.  Similar to Emily's, I wonder if standards are slipping (or if there's simply less good options, forcing them to slip)...

I think one of the ones I saw was the aforementioned African girl.  She had a nice smile but was also on the big side.
Hello JNF, please can you quote the precise name and or address and or website of the clinic so I can find it online or in reality, THANKS. HP

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Diana Estonian
Early forties? Tall round face and heavy upper body facially not a stunner mid range tits and flat bum biggish tum, massage was forgettable offered 40 for b2b and got naked, she gave a very respectable b2b with lots of slides and frontage touching everywhere and she got really wet, would recommend.
Gaby Venezuelan
Blonde, mid forties round face and crooked teeth, not a stunner and definitely big tommy but has a very nice demeanour and smily face, average skills in the massage department agreed HE without discussing charge which is a rarity this progressed to full on b2b which was very decent touching allowed and decent body slides and really got into it and she seemed to enjoy it, gave her 40 which is the tariff in that joint, will definitely return.

I was wrong thinking she's late 20s, turns out she's early 30s.
With Lora's chebs fairly fresh in my face I am pretty sure that Diana's are at least as good and she seems to welcome appreciation of them.  Both ladies have good personalities and excellent English, Diana offers a few more services at a comparable rate (+40 gets you b2b and you shouldn't have to pay more than +50/60  to enjoy a couple of things Lora won't do.  Sadly that doesn't include OW(O).   But hey, they have a shower and she has been known to use it.  She still doesn't have a regular day on the rota yet and management don't seem to be confirming more than a couple of days in advance so you'll have to listen out for who's in when you call or due the day after.
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Offline downloaddouglas

Going to have some spare time tomorrow afternoon whilst in Central London. Looking for recommendations for a massage shop to visit that would reliably have someone good looking in. Will be in London Bridge/ Bond Street/ Shepherds Bush so happy with suggestions for around any of those areas.
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Going to have some spare time tomorrow afternoon whilst in Central London. Looking for recommendations for a massage shop to visit that would reliably have someone good looking in. Will be in London Bridge/ Bond Street/ Shepherds Bush so happy with suggestions for around any of those areas.
Thanks

I suggest you look through the last 10 pages of this thread.

Offline JackNastyFace

Hello JNF, please can you quote the precise name and or address and or website of the clinic so I can find it online or in reality, THANKS. HP

Sorry, piss-poor posting by me: it's Herbal Clinic, indeed, and address is 54 Cricklewood Ln.  No website as far as I am aware.  Each morning / early afternoon they list the day's staff and nationalities on Gumtree (google Cricklewood massage).

I still haven't cashed in my £30 voucher...

Offline Sparta Prada

I recently went to Yunji Healthcare on Lea Bridge Road, Leyton E10. Sparkus did a review on his visit a few years ago.

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Was greeted by the mature lady in reception who told me she had a nice young girl to look after me. The young Chinese girl was called Mila and I paid £30 for 30 minutes.

While she was young (early to mid 20s) and reasonably pretty, Mila is doing this purely for the money. Asked for £60 for b2b, I countered with £40. She said £40 is what she charges for a clothed happy ending! Got her down to £40 for topless HE. Not worth it, she has no technique and it wasn’t worth £20 let alone £40.

Avoid.

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I recently went to Yunji Healthcare on Lea Bridge Road, Leyton E10. Sparkus did a review on his visit a few years ago.

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Was greeted by the mature lady in reception who told me she had a nice young girl to look after me. The young Chinese girl was called Mila and I paid £30 for 30 minutes.

While she was young (early to mid 20s) and reasonably pretty, Mila is doing this purely for the money. Asked for £60 for b2b, I countered with £40. She said £40 is what she charges for a clothed happy ending! Got her down to £40 for topless HE. Not worth it, she has no technique and it wasn’t worth £20 let alone £40.

Avoid.

I've seen several grannies seated behind the desk and assumed they'd be doing the massage so turned on my heels and fled.  Didn't realise they had others there (the one on reception did my massage when I reviewed) :dash:

Offline Sparta Prada

I also went to Thai Mint Beauty & Massage on Barking Road, not far from the junction with Prince Regent Lane.

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Walked in to find the masseuse sitting on the sofa playing with a child, not a great start. After paying £30 for 30, went to the room, immediately started discussing extras. She said she usually charges £70 for b2b which was ridiculous. Went through a bit of a bargaining session, she wouldn’t budge below £60 for b2b. Settled on £20 for a clothed happy ending. Technique was poor but eventually got over the line. No shower available, so the masseuse returned to wipe me down with a hot wet towel.

The lady? Can’t recall her name but it begins with the letter L. Quite slim and petite, she admitted she’s around 50 years old but looks in fine nick. But I wouldn’t return as the prices for extras - beyond the clothed HE - are a joke.

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I also went to Thai Mint Beauty & Massage on Barking Road, not far from the junction with Prince Regent Lane.

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Walked in to find the masseuse sitting on the sofa playing with a child, not a great start. After paying £30 for 30, went to the room, immediately started discussing extras. She said she usually charges £70 for b2b which was ridiculous. Went through a bit of a bargaining session, she wouldn’t budge below £60 for b2b. Settled on £20 for a clothed happy ending. Technique was poor but eventually got over the line. No shower available, so the masseuse returned to wipe me down with a hot wet towel.

The lady? Can’t recall her name but it begins with the letter L. Quite slim and petite, she admitted she’s around 50 years old but looks in fine nick. But I wouldn’t return as the prices for extras - beyond the clothed HE - are a joke.

They have an AW profile as well and will discuss SP size and age by phone on that.

I pop in on recces as Fantasy up the road is also close to it (funnily enough my last encounter there involved an SP looking after a sprog).  Never see anything worth doing, once there was a Thai in a wooly v-neck with prominent chebs but she said they were fully booked.

Offline Sparta Prada

A month ago I made a booking at Golden Herbs in Chingford Mount Rd. I was parking my car at the appointment time and texted them to say I would be 2 minutes late. While walking towards the shop I saw another guy walk in. I hung back for a minute then walked in. Sure enough the Chinese milf told me they were too busy. When I protested that I was only a couple of minutes later than my booking and even texted when I was parking, she said she was sorry but there was no one to see me.

Pissed off with this I ended up having quite the exchange of texts with who I assume is the owner/manager of the joint. They have a policy that if you are even a minute late, you forfeit the appointment. Eventually agreed to get given a discount on my next visit.

Called to make an appointment last week. Arrived early, walked to the door which was locked. After 3 minutes a young but plump masseuse emerges to open the door. ‘Sorry, we are too busy, please come back in thirty minutes’.

This mob couldn’t organise a piss-up in a brewery.

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A month ago I made a booking at Golden Herbs in Chingford Mount Rd. I was parking my car at the appointment time and texted them to say I would be 2 minutes late. While walking towards the shop I saw another guy walk in. I hung back for a minute then walked in. Sure enough the Chinese milf told me they were too busy. When I protested that I was only a couple of minutes later than my booking and even texted when I was parking, she said she was sorry but there was no one to see me.

Pissed off with this I ended up having quite the exchange of texts with who I assume is the owner/manager of the joint. They have a policy that if you are even a minute late, you forfeit the appointment. Eventually agreed to get given a discount on my next visit.

Called to make an appointment last week. Arrived early, walked to the door which was locked. After 3 minutes a young but plump masseuse emerges to open the door. ‘Sorry, we are too busy, please come back in thirty minutes’.

This mob couldn’t organise a piss-up in a brewery.

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Or a HE in a massage shop  :D

Offline BearBehind

I think Rickmansworth fits into the London category (just about). Apple is back at the massage shop there from Tues to Fri.

I reviewed her previously here: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=241329.0

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She is still very good, though you chaps would like a heads up...

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Offline goodmans

Where is this near Twickenham?? Is this the appel who worked in Maidstone??

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Tried several times to TOFTT with Nigerian Betty at Cricklewood after work but she's never available it seems (unless you can wait around for two hours). Hope those keeping her so busy might get round to sharing their experience with us...

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Goodman, not that I'm aware of regarding Apple in Maidstone

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Hey Sparta Prada, thanks for the 3 updates.   :drinks:

I always regret getting drawn into any lengthy negotiation about prices with the massage girls because as soon as you start talking them down you're diminishing their likely performance.  Now I just decline if they pitch too high, I just let them know what I've paid at the same establishment before.  If this results in a curtailed session because she's so spiteful as to not finish the massage properly then I'll challenge management for a refund and let them know she's pissing off clients.

Most of the parlours are conveyor belt services so if you're late or unconfirmed they will take anyone else there, that's just their way, not much hope of them changing if they operate in a high traffic area.  Even getting there early doesn't always protect your booking but it's always best to get there beforehand; even being a regular doesn't help with those poor-English speaking joints because the rapport is so limited they're still just focused on churn not reputation.

Recent case in point, was invited to try the latest Thai addition to the Leman St parlour I previously mentioned.  After some messing about with times and waiting I eventually got to meet Lily, who is a very cute spinner of a MILF about 5'2" with a tight little bod and pretty well judged D-cup fakes that feel quite good.  She's all sweet and innocent Thai lady talk (her English is good) until you get to flirting and then you know there's a game afoot.  Massage was ok, a tad rushed and clumsy but with some strength and leverage, no CCs or RUs, no real sensuality at all.  The modesty towel was soon dispensed with and after the turn she wasn't shy of nudging the life into my todger with her "accidental" bumps as she swept past.  She practically winked and nodded with a lascivious smile once he raised his head so there was no point asking about HR, b2b asked for at the house rate of +50, her smile faltered as she asked for 60, I said not to worry then and you could see the conflict flash across her face before she agreed. 

She quickly shucked out of her clothes to reveal a delightful bod in a sexy choice of matching underwear and a tramp-stamp.  This lady has done some rounds in this lark but her rushed nature showed her to be more of a get it done type rather than having any desire to seduce or be sensual.  A real shame given her soft skin, smiles and physique.  She gives you some dirty talk as she cradles your cock in her cleavage, she smells good and accepts nuzzling of her neck but no kissing.  Suckling above and touching below permitted but no RO.  No upsell of OW(O) or FS.  All told I wasn't convinced that I missed out on any "enhanced" skills if I'd paid 60 and compared to Juli and Crystal she's not as skilled for the same money nor as obliging with access.  Her USP is her packaging which may not be enough unless she ups her game for +50 or indeed offers FS for +60 because the rate equivalent with house fee would be a 150 agency girl given she's only "performing" for 30 mins or less.

If you're not so fussed about performance then she's a definite for a spin.  Apparently she's going to be working Suns and Mons, best book with management via phone/whatsapp.  Wishing you luck if you try but try to cultivate her services for under +60, spoiling her with stupid money will just fuck up the establishment for everyone.  Same if you play with Crystal, don't feed her greed either, she's fun but not that much fun.

Offline Horizontal pleasures

Sorry, piss-poor posting by me: it's Herbal Clinic, indeed, and address is 54 Cricklewood Ln.  No website as far as I am aware.  Each morning / early afternoon they list the day's staff and nationalities on Gumtree (google Cricklewood massage).

I still haven't cashed in my £30 voucher...
aha thanks JNF , if you search on here Herbal Clinic, Cricklewood loads of reviews will be displayed.
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I think Rickmansworth fits into the London category (just about). Apple is back at the massage shop there from Tues to Fri.

I reviewed her previously here: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=241329.0

website is here; External Link/Members Only

She is still very good, though you chaps would like a heads up...

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Thanks for the intel, at the risk of being a bellendish pedant, Rickmansworth (which goodmans thinks reads Twickenham :D) is in Herts which has its own mini thread: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=261022.0

Obviously locales on the London Underground do confuse people from time to time...

Offline Pushn

Glad you felt special, Kelly has that ability.  What you got is not so exclusive.  If you pay what she asks then you get a decent seeing to.  Alas what you got was at her new higher price, she's given the same and more for 20 less.  She put weight on over the lockdown and her gut is pretty hefty.
At 85 for 30 mins she's a good shout if you need that service considering the crazy +30 or surcharge that many SPs seem to be trying for OWO/CIM.  But if you're after FS then it's worth considering all the other decent SPs you can get for 80+ per 30 mins or even the 100-120 ph inclusive girls as they will all be in better shape and prettier.
Don't just agree to the prices here, the girls are getting greedy and with the interest this review will generate you can expect them to be worse.
Remember that anything more than +60 for this lot and you're paying 150ph agency girl rates for older, out-of-shape Chinese matrons in a tatty parlour with no beds and don't bother if they give you the smaller room, which is little more than a cupboard.

I can confirm, I’ve been here a lot and I’m always told I’m their favourite  :sarcastic: I do like the girls in here though, they are good at what they do, just don’t expect stunners but expect a great service.