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I can confirm, I’ve been here a lot and I’m always told I’m their favourite  :sarcastic: I do like the girls in here though, they are good at what they do, just don’t expect stunners but expect a great service.

TBF they seem to have more shapely MILFs than the shops which offer up the baggy tights shapeless wonders...

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My review on Li Health in Kings Cross. Amy is a good one if you're after good tits on a slim frame still. Doesn't seem like would budge below £50 for B2B

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Beckenham update:
Still no contact with Yaya.
Mai has apparently stopped doing extras.

Can a desert get any drier?

Bromley:
The sweet lady who did Sauna massage at Herbal Spa is now doing massage at the nail bar opposite the Bromley Picturehouse, next to the pub.  Didn't offer extras before, unlikely to have changed, face looks weathered without a mask to hide it.

No reply from Georgiana for a while.

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Coco Herbal Bliss Ruislp
About a month ago on a Wednesday
Mid thirties
Shop fee £30 for 30 mins
Average build smallish tits
I stripped of and lay on the table, she started the massage and after a while did a few reach unders.
Offered HR £20   B2B £40 BJ £60
I told her I only had £50 and she agreed, she started sucking(OWO) I told her when I was about to cum and she wanked me over her tits
She wiped me down and i got up and got dressed and gave her the money and left.
very friendly girl I would see her again
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Coco Herbal Bliss Ruislp
About a month ago on a Wednesday
Mid thirties
Shop fee £30 for 30 mins
Average build smallish tits
I stripped of and lay on the table, she started the massage and after a while did a few reach unders.
Offered HR £20   B2B £40 BJ £60
I told her I only had £50 and she agreed, she started sucking(OWO) I told her when I was about to cum and she wanked me over her tits
She wiped me down and i got up and got dressed and gave her the money and left.
very friendly girl I would see her again
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Whoever would have seen Coco next and tried to suck her titties would have tasted your cum  :D I really doubt of these massage shop WGs shower between punts!  :scare:

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Beckenham update:
Still no contact with Yaya.
Mai has apparently stopped doing extras.

Can a desert get any drier?


You might have to dust off Ranticha's number  :lol:

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I went here a couple of years back but they’ve always been dearer when it came to extras. However, the massages have always been great, consistently. Most have been working there for years.

I once got a topless HJ (with touching) by a mid 50s SP. Amazing breasts for her age, I thought she was much younger. £50 + £45, but can’t remember her name. TeyTey? Haven’t gone back because of the expected inflated prices nowadays.

There was also an SP that had a massive symbolic tattoo on her back. Great massage and a decent pair. 

I also went to Thai Mint Beauty & Massage on Barking Road, not far from the junction with Prince Regent Lane.

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Walked in to find the masseuse sitting on the sofa playing with a child, not a great start. After paying £30 for 30, went to the room, immediately started discussing extras. She said she usually charges £70 for b2b which was ridiculous. Went through a bit of a bargaining session, she wouldn’t budge below £60 for b2b. Settled on £20 for a clothed happy ending. Technique was poor but eventually got over the line. No shower available, so the masseuse returned to wipe me down with a hot wet towel.

The lady? Can’t recall her name but it begins with the letter L. Quite slim and petite, she admitted she’s around 50 years old but looks in fine nick. But I wouldn’t return as the prices for extras - beyond the clothed HE - are a joke.

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You might have to dust off Ranticha's number  :lol:

Not a fucking chance, I can find better and more services for less just 10-20 mins further away with nicer, more genuine women.  Or I can get much better massage for less (from younger, prettier ladies) and then go see an SP for a 30 min dessert for about the same money.  Even chancing the rando Latinas of Catford has proven better.

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New "girl" Leah at Skyline.

Londoner, mixed race, 30+, 5'4ish, slim with a little belly, belly and boobs have seen at least one baby, the latter being much deflated by the greedy thing (given the slackness I think we'd all have been greedy in her heyday).  Pleasant, welcoming attitude, happy to chat or not, soft massage ok with some nice sensual touches.  Wearing a tube dress so ease of access/undress clearly on the cards.  Was running commando so the girl is not kidding around.  She asked if extras were wanted just before the half-time turn, agreed to b2b without mention of prices, was permitted respectful fingering of an appreciative puss during her oily sliding, kissing and suckling of boobs, no kissing on lips, more seems to be on offer if protected but I didn't ask prices.  Combo of her oily belly and hand slow stroked me to a satisfying cum just before the full-time knock on the door.  Gave her 40 for her attentions and she wished me on my way with a "see you next time".

Perhaps others can correct me but she reminds me of a petite, younger Nina Sosanya.

A good addition so hopefully she'll get a steady slot on the rota.  Management seem to be finding better "new" talent, it's just a matter of whether they come back.
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Thai Jenny from the block, in Kennington External Link/Members Only

£50 for an hour, £20 extra for happy ending.

Photo in the ad is her and while obviously filtered, it seems recent.

She is quite stocky but carries it well. The dim lighting and black dress mask the years of missed gym sessions.

Legit Thai style massage, she even walked on my back and broke down all of the crepitus.

No CCs but she does massage right to the top of the thigh and she handles the glutes like an Italian mamma kneading ciabatta dough.

Strictly hand relief only, with touching of the thigh and bum over her clothes. Another £20 is required to get her undressed. I don't know if that would get you access to everywhere else as I didn't fancy the risk.

Her base rate is £10 more than Yaya in Beckenham but her massage is much firmer. Unlike Yaya B, hand relief is optional and she does not offer a shower at the end.

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Thai Jenny from the block, in Kennington External Link/Members Only

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Her base rate is £10 more than Yaya in Beckenham but her massage is much firmer. Unlike Yaya B, hand relief is optional and she does not offer a shower at the end.

Thanks for breaking the news on this lady.   :drinks:

Have you seen Yaya in the last couple of months? I'm having no luck getting a reply.   :unknown:

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Was in Piccadilly area last night. afterI had finished with my mates I thought I’d check out some of the girls in the area.

People seem to talk about this Nana lady a lot so I went to the well know establishment in Whitcomb st to have a peek.

Man I’m so glad I didn’t go with the intention to actually see her. She looks in her late 60’s and not attractive at all. Even her figure from what I could see matches her age, don’t get how people say her body is one of a younger looking girl 🤷🏾. Anyway walked and said sorry.

Ended up in Swiss Cottage and walked past Cheng Xiang. There was disco lights and some dancing going on, reminded me of the good old days with Kelly. Went in and there was 2 Chinese men older looking and a milfy type Chinese girl all drinking beer and dancing. She asked if I wanted massage but I walked as not sure what to expect at this place now.

I am really struggling to find a place like it use to be a few years back, don’t think it will ever be the same. Nowadays it’s either a farmer’s wife looking girl or decent looking girls but overly expensive extras.
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I haven't seen her in a while, but I did get a reply yesterday. Maybe you are on her blacklist?

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Thai Jenny from the block, in Kennington External Link/Members Only

£50 for an hour, £20 extra for happy ending.

Photo in the ad is her and while obviously filtered, it seems recent.

She is quite stocky but carries it well. The dim lighting and black dress mask the years of missed gym sessions.

Legit Thai style massage, she even walked on my back and broke down all of the crepitus.

No CCs but she does massage right to the top of the thigh and she handles the glutes like an Italian mamma kneading ciabatta dough.

Strictly hand relief only, with touching of the thigh and bum over her clothes. Another £20 is required to get her undressed. I don't know if that would get you access to everywhere else as I didn't fancy the risk.

Her base rate is £10 more than Yaya in Beckenham but her massage is much firmer. Unlike Yaya B, hand relief is optional and she does not offer a shower at the end.

Thanks for TOFTT :drinks:

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I haven't seen her in a while, but I did get a reply yesterday. Maybe you are on her blacklist?

Thanks, will try again.  No reason to be on her blacklist as far as I know  :unknown:  Last sesh went as usual and I only message her once every few weeks, up to last week, about a possible booking.  :unknown:


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Was in Piccadilly area last night. afterI had finished with my mates I thought I’d check out some of the girls in the area.

People seem to talk about this Nana lady a lot so I went to the well know establishment in Whitcomb st to have a peek.

Man I’m so glad I didn’t go with the intention to actually see her. She looks in her late 60’s and not attractive at all. Even her figure from what I could see matches her age, don’t get how people say her body is one of a younger looking girl 🤷🏾. Anyway walked and said sorry.

Ended up in Swiss Cottage and walked past Cheng Xiang. There was disco lights and some dancing going on, reminded me of the good old days with Kelly. Went in and there was 2 Chinese men older looking and a milfy type Chinese girl all drinking beer and dancing. She asked if I wanted massage but I walked as not sure what to expect at this place now.

I am really struggling to find a place like it use to be a few years back, don’t think it will ever be the same. Nowadays it’s either a farmer’s wife looking girl or decent looking girls but overly expensive extras.

Christ, I thought my futile recces were dismal :dash:

Yeah if confronted with that I'd assume Kelly was indeed back on duty.  She got a lot of stick on here but I had a lot of fun with her over the years.

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Christ, I thought my futile recces were dismal :dash:

Yeah if confronted with that I'd assume Kelly was indeed back on duty.  She got a lot of stick on here but I had a lot of fun with her over the years.

Kelly was a great punt, had many memorable experiences with her in the Middlesex Street shop.
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Was in Piccadilly area last night. afterI had finished with my mates I thought I’d check out some of the girls in the area.

People seem to talk about this Nana lady a lot so I went to the well know establishment in Whitcomb st to have a peek.

Man I’m so glad I didn’t go with the intention to actually see her. She looks in her late 60’s and not attractive at all. Even her figure from what I could see matches her age, don’t get how people say her body is one of a younger looking girl 🤷🏾. Anyway walked and said sorry.

Ended up in Swiss Cottage and walked past Cheng Xiang. There was disco lights and some dancing going on, reminded me of the good old days with Kelly. Went in and there was 2 Chinese men older looking and a milfy type Chinese girl all drinking beer and dancing. She asked if I wanted massage but I walked as not sure what to expect at this place now.

I am really struggling to find a place like it use to be a few years back, don’t think it will ever be the same. Nowadays it’s either a farmer’s wife looking girl or decent looking girls but overly expensive extras.

Disco lights in the shop and the girl drinking beer. And you walked?! Are you crazy? That sounds like it could have been a very good experience.
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Ended up in Swiss Cottage and walked past Cheng Xiang. There was disco lights and some dancing going on, reminded me of the good old days with Kelly. Went in and there was 2 Chinese men older looking and a milfy type Chinese girl all drinking beer and dancing. She asked if I wanted massage but I walked as not sure what to expect at this place now.

I am really struggling to find a place like it use to be a few years back, don’t think it will ever be the same. Nowadays it’s either a farmer’s wife looking girl or decent looking girls but overly expensive extras.


You didn't miss much .The milfy type was most probably either Sophie or Joann . Sophie been around for years at Goodge St where she did THE WHOLE package for 60 notes .Joann does slots at Newport Court..   Both are experts at time wasting .
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Where would Kelly be managing these days, Any tips .??

Last time I had the full treatment with her was Dec 2019 at Natural Ways Baker St weeks before covid struck.
Kelly and Parisaa ex HOD were my all time favourites and I just clicked with both with the right chemistry .
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Ended up in Swiss Cottage and walked past Cheng Xiang. There was disco lights and some dancing going on, reminded me of the good old days with Kelly. Went in and there was 2 Chinese men older looking and a milfy type Chinese girl all drinking beer and dancing. She asked if I wanted massage but I walked as not sure what to expect at this place now.

I am really struggling to find a place like it use to be a few years back, don’t think it will ever be the same. Nowadays it’s either a farmer’s wife looking girl or decent looking girls but overly expensive extras.

Last time I passed by this shop was in June . I stopped by to have a quick look and I just turned away as foul smell  hit my nostrils of cooked food being munched by the Chinese guy sat there at reception .









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Disco lights in the shop and the girl drinking beer. And you walked?! Are you crazy? That sounds like it could have been a very good experience.

Makes a change from them eating stinky food.

Chinese women generally take a dim view of alcohol so this one is clearly a lush.

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Where would Kelly be managing these days, Any tips .??

Last time I had the full treatment with her was Dec 2019 at Natural Ways Baker St weeks before covid struck.
Kelly and Parisaa ex HOD were my all time favourites and I just clicked with both with the right chemistry .

Her weight seemed to yo-yo (fond of a drink?) and that's what drew so much criticism on here, though the last time I saw her her chebs had increased substantially in size (without sag) quite impressively.  She also scooped up my cum and smeared it on her face, saying 'This is mine' which I found disturbing.

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Her weight seemed to yo-yo (fond of a drink?) and that's what drew so much criticism on here, though the last time I saw her her chebs had increased substantially in size (without sag) quite impressively.  She also scooped up my cum and smeared it on her face, saying 'This is mine' which I found disturbing.

She asked me to share with her a bottle of Valpolicella after we had a raunchy session downstairs at Natural ways Baker St .
She did put a bit of weight on but she seemed to carry it well ,nothing was saggy about her body ,no moles  blemishes , a very clear skin much to my liking just like Parissa .

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Makes a change from them eating stinky food.



I usually  check the shops well before their feeding time 5/6 pm and I just  walk whenever I see that fucking Rice cooker by reception  .The lingering smells and odors can't be just Plain rice and veggies .

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Not been on here for a long time.  Ventured back into Chinatown over the last couple of weeks.  Visited a few Everwell favourites.

Cindy on Gerrard Street and Lisa on Lisle Street.  Still both working post pandemic and needed to see what I had been missing.  £30 on the door for both.

Cindy still a bit underwhelming.  Ended with B2B, never made it to FS but a nice experience for first time back.

Lisa still has a great body and offered a great B2b and HJ.  Bit rushed but just what I needed.

Prices seem similar to pre pandemic £30-40 for extras.
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I usually  check the shops well before their feeding time 5/6 pm and I just  walk whenever I see that fucking Rice cooker by reception  .The lingering smells and odors can't be just Plain rice and veggies .

Once entered a Thai shop about 7pm, several ladies sat in reception woofing down the food, several even snorting.  Put me right off and split.

Think it must be an Asian thing, once a semi regular came out of a treatment room with noodles hanging out of her gob like wires.  I grew up in a large family on a council estate but manners weren't hard to come by.

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Not been on here for a long time.  Ventured back into Chinatown over the last couple of weeks.  Visited a few Everwell favourites.

Cindy on Gerrard Street and Lisa on Lisle Street.  Still both working post pandemic and needed to see what I had been missing.  £30 on the door for both.

Cindy still a bit underwhelming.  Ended with B2B, never made it to FS but a nice experience for first time back.

Lisa still has a great body and offered a great B2b and HJ.  Bit rushed but just what I needed.

Prices seem similar to pre pandemic £30-40 for extras.

Saw Lisa at the door last week and she tipped me a knowing wink but I kept on walking.  Think I did the right thing.

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Once entered a Thai shop about 7pm, several ladies sat in reception woofing down the food, several even snorting.  Put me right off and split.

Think it must be an Asian thing, once a semi regular came out of a treatment room with noodles hanging out of her gob like wires.  I grew up in a large family on a council estate but manners weren't hard to come by.

Sharing dinner on the floor of an apartment as 4 or 5 Thai SPs fuss about you, trying to fatten you up on the various home delicacies they've managed to get over from LoS and accompanied by a wealth of home cooking is a great and abiding memory of the glory days of SP hospitality from yesteryear.  The girls doing their Asian squats, having genuine laughs and flashing the occasional flirtatious come-on or bit of flesh to tempt you into a subsequent booking.  Wasn't at all bothered by the garlic, fish sauce and other pungents just trying not to salivate too much over everything on offer was my only worry about decorum.

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Pure Life in Croydon - visited here on Sunday and saw JoJo - First time here in a long while

JoJo was masked up on arrival and this stayed on for the duration of my stay....although as I was leaving I did see her face as she removed it when I was halfway down the stairs. I'd pitch JoJo as mid 30s. She's lost that defined figure of a younger girl but was still slim and what little I saw of her face was fairly attractive.

Prices have gone up to £50 per hour at the desk despite their Gumtree add still stating £45....I couldn't be bothered to argue so paid the new rate.

A pretty decent massage with a degree of conviction was given before the offer of more on my flip.

I suggested £40 straight away for B2B, and she countered with £50 - I said that I'd just paid a higher rate at the desk to which she said this money went to her. I was about to give in when she agreed to £40. I was a little concerned that the lower rate may have got me a lesser experience, but I needn't have worried :-)

She climbed on board and proceeded to rub herself up and down me - (safely) dry humping quite a lot of the time. I was given access to her small-ish tits to suck will very long nipples. She then flipped herself round and I was presented with her shaven mound in my face. I don't usually indulge in reverse oral, but I couldn't resist funny - no problems with smell and very clean 

Eventually she skilfully finished me off before we both showered (separately)

All in all a good experience. I left happy

BTW - JoJo told me she only works there Sunday now and works from Chiswick and Hammersmith on other days

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Kelly and Parisaa ex HOD were my all time favourites and I just clicked with both with the right chemistry .


How did I forget to mention FIONA ex Organic Remedies who was the number 10/10  in every way ,Looks ,Body ,Hygiene ,Sea Appeal , Service ,Unbelievable and all for £ 60 + massage .

Unfortunately I didn't get her number and she disappeared the following week when I went back looking for .

Many Thanks to LL PUNTING  Who was the one who discovered her and I thought it was very generous of him to  to post on his experience.


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How did I forget to mention FIONA ex Organic Remedies who was the number 10/10  in every way ,Looks ,Body ,Hygiene ,Sea Appeal , Service ,Unbelievable and all for £ 60 + massage .

Unfortunately I didn't get her number and she disappeared the following week when I went back looking for .

Many Thanks to LL PUNTING  Who was the one who discovered her and I thought it was very generous of him to  to post on his experience.

Only knew Lily and Tina there but was more than satisfied with their service and ample charms.

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Many Thanks to LL PUNTING  Who was the one who discovered her and I thought it was very generous of him to  to post on his experience.

You're welcome.
Never did find out where she was working as a carer.. Lucky fucking residents...
She was a gem.  Saw her alone on the Tube but failed to muster the balls to talk to her and try to get her number.

Emmy (Thai) also from the heyday of OR who returned to Italy... WOOF!!! As Flashheart would say.  Great tumbles had with her in that basement.  Must reconnect and see she weathered lockdown OK.

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Only knew Lily and Tina there but was more than satisfied with their service and ample charms.

You should've tried Fiona and Emmy...
Emmy's "sister" also worked there for a while, can't recall her name and I never tried her as it felt like I might sour relations if I tried. Met her socially and she was lovely, much giggling between sisters before heading out for dinner.

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You should've tried Fiona and Emmy...
Emmy's "sister" also worked there for a while, can't recall her name and I never tried her as it felt like I might sour relations if I tried. Met her socially and she was lovely, much giggling between sisters before heading out for dinner.

Apols, I was mixing up Tina with Emma.  I more than tried, the dirty little hussy.

The worst thing is we were having this convo on here in 2018 :dash:

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Only knew Lily and Tina there but was more than satisfied with their service and ample charms.

I checked ORBS Baker St the week after Restrictions were lifted back in July .Lily was there but but she looked much heavier than before which wasn't surprising after months of inactivity . I would have gone downstairs  to try her again but it was a very warm humid day and I didn't fancy having a sweaty session in the basement on that day .

Went back again looking for her  but the girl who was called to reception by the name LILLY was a different Lilly ,made my excuses and left .

Had a great all in session with LILLY  when she was working in Shepherds Bush  few years ago .She also worked at Chalton St .

Anyone knows if she is still working and where ???

Thanks in advance .

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Pure Life in Croydon - visited here on Sunday and saw JoJo - First time here in a long while

JoJo was masked up on arrival and this stayed on for the duration of my stay....although as I was leaving I did see her face as she removed it when I was halfway down the stairs. I'd pitch JoJo as mid 30s. She's lost that defined figure of a younger girl but was still slim and what little I saw of her face was fairly attractive.

Prices have gone up to £50 per hour at the desk despite their Gumtree add still stating £45....I couldn't be bothered to argue so paid the new rate.

A pretty decent massage with a degree of conviction was given before the offer of more on my flip.

I suggested £40 straight away for B2B, and she countered with £50 - I said that I'd just paid a higher rate at the desk to which she said this money went to her. I was about to give in when she agreed to £40. I was a little concerned that the lower rate may have got me a lesser experience, but I needn't have worried :-)

She climbed on board and proceeded to rub herself up and down me - (safely) dry humping quite a lot of the time. I was given access to her small-ish tits to suck will very long nipples. She then flipped herself round and I was presented with her shaven mound in my face. I don't usually indulge in reverse oral, but I couldn't resist funny - no problems with smell and very clean 

Eventually she skilfully finished me off before we both showered (separately)

All in all a good experience. I left happy

BTW - JoJo told me she only works there Sunday now and works from Chiswick and Hammersmith on other days

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Thanks for the report. What do you mean by "(safely) dry humping quite a lot of the time", did she do pussy slides on your cock?
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I checked ORBS Baker St the week after Restrictions were lifted back in July .Lily was there but but she looked much heavier than before which wasn't surprising after months of inactivity . I would have gone downstairs  to try her again but it was a very warm humid day and I didn't fancy having a sweaty session in the basement on that day .

Went back again looking for her  but the girl who was called to reception by the name LILLY was a different Lilly ,made my excuses and left .

Had a great all in session with LILLY  when she was working in Shepherds Bush  few years ago .She also worked at Chalton St .

Anyone knows if she is still working and where ???

Thanks in advance .

The Lily I'm referring to was YuiYui at The Cut Waterloo, massive chebs and divine RO.

Someone on here mentioned a while back she'd lost a ton of weight and not in a good way.

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Thanks for the report. What do you mean by "(safely) dry humping quite a lot of the time", did she do pussy slides on your cock?

Basically yes, although it was more grinding than sliding - I was conscious that I didn't want my helmet to make contact with her entrance so kept an eye on that. I think JoJo was ensuring the same hence the grind rather than slide....so I was comfortable everything was as safe as possible for that 'act'
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A month ago I made a booking at Golden Herbs in Chingford Mount Rd. I was parking my car at the appointment time and texted them to say I would be 2 minutes late. While walking towards the shop I saw another guy walk in. I hung back for a minute then walked in. Sure enough the Chinese milf told me they were too busy. When I protested that I was only a couple of minutes later than my booking and even texted when I was parking, she said she was sorry but there was no one to see me.

Pissed off with this I ended up having quite the exchange of texts with who I assume is the owner/manager of the joint. They have a policy that if you are even a minute late, you forfeit the appointment. Eventually agreed to get given a discount on my next visit.

Called to make an appointment last week. Arrived early, walked to the door which was locked. After 3 minutes a young but plump masseuse emerges to open the door. ‘Sorry, we are too busy, please come back in thirty minutes’.

This mob couldn’t organise a piss-up in a brewery.

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Isnt there a thai massage shop more or less opposite?... You should have popped into there and seen if you had better luck with them

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Sharing dinner on the floor of an apartment as 4 or 5 Thai SPs fuss about you, trying to fatten you up on the various home delicacies they've managed to get over from LoS and accompanied by a wealth of home cooking is a great and abiding memory of the glory days of SP hospitality from yesteryear.  The girls doing their Asian squats, having genuine laughs and flashing the occasional flirtatious come-on or bit of flesh to tempt you into a subsequent booking.  Wasn't at all bothered by the garlic, fish sauce and other pungents just trying not to salivate too much over everything on offer was my only worry about decorum.
:lol: You are a man after my own heart LL. Would love to have been shagged and then fed by some thai maidens. Love a bit of pungent Thai food!

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last night 9:40pm even though they shut at 10 they still accepted me for a 30 mins massage at £30

Was a bit awkard cause had to wait in waiting area as only had 2 girls working and both were busy. then one customer finished so had to walk past eachother.. that aside was lead to the room with
Susan she said her name was and was wearing a tight green dress looked alright actually

first 10 mins backside- back and neck and legs. nice gentle strokes with the occasional brush of my friend freddy
Then turned over and said "wow" to my friend freddy who was semi awake and asked me "you want massage there as well" - i slipped her the £20 additional and she got to work

SHe was very cooperatve and listened to me not rushed or anything

good completition and she said she works Wednesday only

they normally have 2 girls working in a day

very busy street so is a bit of a challenge entering (especailly when you have colleagues and friends working/living nearby lol)

would i return? - YES

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Also found Kanraya Thai:
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25 for 30 mins, 45 for 60.
Shop door locked, had to call (as instructed by signage) to be admitted.
A low-ceilinged basement under a tiny shop, definitely a place for littler people, those over 5'6" beware!  The treatment rooms are no bigger than the Skyline cubicles but clean and bright with sturdy tables.
2 Thai ladies both apparently called "Penny" both wearing masks, one dressed in civvies and the other in a typical purple Thai massage uniform.
The "younger" in purple was about 5'3", more filled out but not chubby, tattooed forearms with some skin markings like small rosacea splotches, didn't get a closer look to confirm if they were in fact part of the tattoos.  At least late 20s if not 35ish.  Boobs could've been anything from A to C under her tunic but I failed to properly assess.  Passable English.  Pleasant and welcoming.
Asked if room temp ok and then covered my naked body in a long, soft towel before commencing massage.  Definitely skilled with strength to match.  Kneeled on my butt and used her body-weight, pressing of knees and a kneading motion with her shins to work up my back.  Peeled back towel to use warm oil with her hands and forearms.
Legs bared by careful folding back of towel, no comment or fuss made when she inadvertently exposed my tackle, she didn't make any attempt to touch either.
No offers made and I didn't ask for extras.  Would return for the massage.

The older, slimmer, slighter "Penny" is one of the owners (her photo is on the certificates displayed in the room).  She is a little nervous when speaking but is sweet and friendly.  A pretty, mother (at least) who is probably mid-40s plus.  No more than 5'2" with small, delicate features.  She's been in UK for a good few years and is happy to talk quietly.  Has worked the scene so the question of extras was inevitable.  Her massage skills are good and she didn't bat an eyelid at working my naked body.  Worked my legs with oil and stretched out my pelvis whilst in close proximity to the wee man, wryly commenting about my "friend".  Having got to waist level she unabashedly started to skillfully work my cock with oil.  I responded by caressing her clothed body, little boobs hidden by a padded bra, slack-skinned belly of a mum, and a soft, small butt.
She tutted when I asked about b2b but after a while she allowed access under her trousers for 40 more.  She hushed me so that the other girl wouldn't hear.  The furtiveness became part of the fun.  Her oily stroking, cupping and capping was very effective and I came whilst diddling her moistening, shaven puss.  Would return for massage and relief.

Definitely don't be brash or mouthy with these Thai ladies, they may withhold or restrict their favours.  Don't think I met either of the ladies in the advert photos.


Following up on LLP's visit I called and saw the "older, slimmer" Penny....based in Surrey Street. Reasonably attractive and with a waist that I reckon would fit in the gap in my hands if I joined the thumbs and middle fingers of both hands together. Room and venue as described above. Price was £45 for an hour (before extras)

I started with my boxers on as I was unsure of the score, and after 5 mins or so Penny tugged them right down to tuck a towel in. I started to suggest they could come off it it was easier, but before I'd finished suggesting it she had whipped them off  :D

The massage itself was pretty professional, with plenty of massaging of my buttocks - however no credit card swipes or anything too sensual. On the turn I was covered by a towel, but it didn't take Penny long to pull the towel back (and very quietly) suggest a massage down there....£20 quickly agreed, but I was to be very quiet though!

Not much more to report apart from the fact this was delivered well - a lot of oil; but that didn't bother me. Didn't seem to be a shower in the place for those that like that

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Following up on LLP's visit I called and saw the "older, slimmer" Penny....based in Surrey Street. Reasonably attractive and with a waist that I reckon would fit in the gap in my hands if I joined the thumbs and middle fingers of both hands together. Room and venue as described above. Price was £45 for an hour (before extras)

I started with my boxers on as I was unsure of the score, and after 5 mins or so Penny tugged them right down to tuck a towel in. I started to suggest they could come off it it was easier, but before I'd finished suggesting it she had whipped them off  :D

The massage itself was pretty professional, with plenty of massaging of my buttocks - however no credit card swipes or anything too sensual. On the turn I was covered by a towel, but it didn't take Penny long to pull the towel back (and very quietly) suggest a massage down there....£20 quickly agreed, but I was to be very quiet though!

Not much more to report apart from the fact this was delivered well - a lot of oil; but that didn't bother me. Didn't seem to be a shower in the place for those that like that

Thanks for the reminder about this one, not many others on Croydon Recce list so not been tempted to stray back there but she will be on the plan B list.
Did you not fancy handling the merchandise or did she refuse?
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Offline Billybong

Newport Court at Charing X Road end, two days ago, place where girl stands in doorway trying to entice custom.

Girl called Lily or Leelee, 30 entry plus 40 b2b.

Up many stairs, paid 30 to reception on way to top of building.

Girl, long black hair, not short, average looking, claimed to be 32.  She said undress and she did likewise.  Lay down on back as indicated by her.  She had only removed top half, I queried and she begrudgingly removed bottom half too.  Not very good, big tum and trimmed bush.

She started to rub cock and I said b2b agreed.  She said this is. Unless you pay more money.  I said no. Tits covered by long hair so basically crap.  She said you want blowjob, pay more money. I said you don’t keep deals so fock off.

So she grabbed me hard and started pumping fast and furiously, maybe all over in less than a minute.  Threw paper towel at me and she dressed.

Then she said massage now but I was so pissed off that I dressed and fucked off.

All in all no more than 15 mins.  I feel sorry that some of these girls are so greedy and cannot realise that they are being paid for good service.

Definitely would never see her again and probably wouldn’t risk establishment again.

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Newport Court at Charing X Road end, two days ago, place where girl stands in doorway trying to entice custom.

Girl called Lily or Leelee, 30 entry plus 40 b2b.

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 I feel sorry that some of these girls are so greedy and cannot realise that they are being paid for good service.

Definitely would never see her again and probably wouldn’t risk establishment again.

Don't feel sorry for this fraudster, she clipped you good 'n' proper.  In these places, as soon as they start mucking you about with service, get dressed and tell management, make it clear she's pissed you about then stand impassive until one or other cough it up.  Don't bother getting into any argy-bargy.  If you're standing in the upstairs hallway they'll want to be shot of you so you don't scare others off.   Whether you bail or they part-refund, if you're bold (or annoyed) enough and see other punters coming up, warn them off with a few words.  I've found "Wouldn't bother" suffices.  Don't return, there are enough places in Soho to chance if you must but to be frank, you're better off at the well documented flats or else 30 mins with an agency girl or AW indie in the area, or head to Holborn/Chancery Lane or a short ride on the Tube to Bayswater, 15-20 mins of restraint will land you in more welcoming territory.

GL with the next one  :hi:

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Planning a trip to London in a few weeks, any recommendation on where to go, and which girls are the most fun to be with

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Planning a trip to London in a few weeks, any recommendation on where to go, and which girls are the most fun to be with

If only there was a thread that gave concise reviews about massage shops all over London.