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Offline Sparta Prada

I recently went to Yunji Healthcare on Lea Bridge Road, Leyton E10. Sparkus did a review on his visit a few years ago.

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Was greeted by the mature lady in reception who told me she had a nice young girl to look after me. The young Chinese girl was called Mila and I paid £30 for 30 minutes.

While she was young (early to mid 20s) and reasonably pretty, Mila is doing this purely for the money. Asked for £60 for b2b, I countered with £40. She said £40 is what she charges for a clothed happy ending! Got her down to £40 for topless HE. Not worth it, she has no technique and it wasn’t worth £20 let alone £40.

Avoid.

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I recently went to Yunji Healthcare on Lea Bridge Road, Leyton E10. Sparkus did a review on his visit a few years ago.

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Was greeted by the mature lady in reception who told me she had a nice young girl to look after me. The young Chinese girl was called Mila and I paid £30 for 30 minutes.

While she was young (early to mid 20s) and reasonably pretty, Mila is doing this purely for the money. Asked for £60 for b2b, I countered with £40. She said £40 is what she charges for a clothed happy ending! Got her down to £40 for topless HE. Not worth it, she has no technique and it wasn’t worth £20 let alone £40.

Avoid.

I've seen several grannies seated behind the desk and assumed they'd be doing the massage so turned on my heels and fled.  Didn't realise they had others there (the one on reception did my massage when I reviewed) :dash:

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I also went to Thai Mint Beauty & Massage on Barking Road, not far from the junction with Prince Regent Lane.

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Walked in to find the masseuse sitting on the sofa playing with a child, not a great start. After paying £30 for 30, went to the room, immediately started discussing extras. She said she usually charges £70 for b2b which was ridiculous. Went through a bit of a bargaining session, she wouldn’t budge below £60 for b2b. Settled on £20 for a clothed happy ending. Technique was poor but eventually got over the line. No shower available, so the masseuse returned to wipe me down with a hot wet towel.

The lady? Can’t recall her name but it begins with the letter L. Quite slim and petite, she admitted she’s around 50 years old but looks in fine nick. But I wouldn’t return as the prices for extras - beyond the clothed HE - are a joke.

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I also went to Thai Mint Beauty & Massage on Barking Road, not far from the junction with Prince Regent Lane.

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Walked in to find the masseuse sitting on the sofa playing with a child, not a great start. After paying £30 for 30, went to the room, immediately started discussing extras. She said she usually charges £70 for b2b which was ridiculous. Went through a bit of a bargaining session, she wouldn’t budge below £60 for b2b. Settled on £20 for a clothed happy ending. Technique was poor but eventually got over the line. No shower available, so the masseuse returned to wipe me down with a hot wet towel.

The lady? Can’t recall her name but it begins with the letter L. Quite slim and petite, she admitted she’s around 50 years old but looks in fine nick. But I wouldn’t return as the prices for extras - beyond the clothed HE - are a joke.

They have an AW profile as well and will discuss SP size and age by phone on that.

I pop in on recces as Fantasy up the road is also close to it (funnily enough my last encounter there involved an SP looking after a sprog).  Never see anything worth doing, once there was a Thai in a wooly v-neck with prominent chebs but she said they were fully booked.

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A month ago I made a booking at Golden Herbs in Chingford Mount Rd. I was parking my car at the appointment time and texted them to say I would be 2 minutes late. While walking towards the shop I saw another guy walk in. I hung back for a minute then walked in. Sure enough the Chinese milf told me they were too busy. When I protested that I was only a couple of minutes later than my booking and even texted when I was parking, she said she was sorry but there was no one to see me.

Pissed off with this I ended up having quite the exchange of texts with who I assume is the owner/manager of the joint. They have a policy that if you are even a minute late, you forfeit the appointment. Eventually agreed to get given a discount on my next visit.

Called to make an appointment last week. Arrived early, walked to the door which was locked. After 3 minutes a young but plump masseuse emerges to open the door. ‘Sorry, we are too busy, please come back in thirty minutes’.

This mob couldn’t organise a piss-up in a brewery.

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A month ago I made a booking at Golden Herbs in Chingford Mount Rd. I was parking my car at the appointment time and texted them to say I would be 2 minutes late. While walking towards the shop I saw another guy walk in. I hung back for a minute then walked in. Sure enough the Chinese milf told me they were too busy. When I protested that I was only a couple of minutes later than my booking and even texted when I was parking, she said she was sorry but there was no one to see me.

Pissed off with this I ended up having quite the exchange of texts with who I assume is the owner/manager of the joint. They have a policy that if you are even a minute late, you forfeit the appointment. Eventually agreed to get given a discount on my next visit.

Called to make an appointment last week. Arrived early, walked to the door which was locked. After 3 minutes a young but plump masseuse emerges to open the door. ‘Sorry, we are too busy, please come back in thirty minutes’.

This mob couldn’t organise a piss-up in a brewery.

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Or a HE in a massage shop  :D

Offline BearBehind

I think Rickmansworth fits into the London category (just about). Apple is back at the massage shop there from Tues to Fri.

I reviewed her previously here: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=241329.0

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She is still very good, though you chaps would like a heads up...

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Where is this near Twickenham?? Is this the appel who worked in Maidstone??

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Tried several times to TOFTT with Nigerian Betty at Cricklewood after work but she's never available it seems (unless you can wait around for two hours). Hope those keeping her so busy might get round to sharing their experience with us...

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Goodman, not that I'm aware of regarding Apple in Maidstone

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Hey Sparta Prada, thanks for the 3 updates.   :drinks:

I always regret getting drawn into any lengthy negotiation about prices with the massage girls because as soon as you start talking them down you're diminishing their likely performance.  Now I just decline if they pitch too high, I just let them know what I've paid at the same establishment before.  If this results in a curtailed session because she's so spiteful as to not finish the massage properly then I'll challenge management for a refund and let them know she's pissing off clients.

Most of the parlours are conveyor belt services so if you're late or unconfirmed they will take anyone else there, that's just their way, not much hope of them changing if they operate in a high traffic area.  Even getting there early doesn't always protect your booking but it's always best to get there beforehand; even being a regular doesn't help with those poor-English speaking joints because the rapport is so limited they're still just focused on churn not reputation.

Recent case in point, was invited to try the latest Thai addition to the Leman St parlour I previously mentioned.  After some messing about with times and waiting I eventually got to meet Lily, who is a very cute spinner of a MILF about 5'2" with a tight little bod and pretty well judged D-cup fakes that feel quite good.  She's all sweet and innocent Thai lady talk (her English is good) until you get to flirting and then you know there's a game afoot.  Massage was ok, a tad rushed and clumsy but with some strength and leverage, no CCs or RUs, no real sensuality at all.  The modesty towel was soon dispensed with and after the turn she wasn't shy of nudging the life into my todger with her "accidental" bumps as she swept past.  She practically winked and nodded with a lascivious smile once he raised his head so there was no point asking about HR, b2b asked for at the house rate of +50, her smile faltered as she asked for 60, I said not to worry then and you could see the conflict flash across her face before she agreed. 

She quickly shucked out of her clothes to reveal a delightful bod in a sexy choice of matching underwear and a tramp-stamp.  This lady has done some rounds in this lark but her rushed nature showed her to be more of a get it done type rather than having any desire to seduce or be sensual.  A real shame given her soft skin, smiles and physique.  She gives you some dirty talk as she cradles your cock in her cleavage, she smells good and accepts nuzzling of her neck but no kissing.  Suckling above and touching below permitted but no RO.  No upsell of OW(O) or FS.  All told I wasn't convinced that I missed out on any "enhanced" skills if I'd paid 60 and compared to Juli and Crystal she's not as skilled for the same money nor as obliging with access.  Her USP is her packaging which may not be enough unless she ups her game for +50 or indeed offers FS for +60 because the rate equivalent with house fee would be a 150 agency girl given she's only "performing" for 30 mins or less.

If you're not so fussed about performance then she's a definite for a spin.  Apparently she's going to be working Suns and Mons, best book with management via phone/whatsapp.  Wishing you luck if you try but try to cultivate her services for under +60, spoiling her with stupid money will just fuck up the establishment for everyone.  Same if you play with Crystal, don't feed her greed either, she's fun but not that much fun.

Offline Horizontal pleasures

Sorry, piss-poor posting by me: it's Herbal Clinic, indeed, and address is 54 Cricklewood Ln.  No website as far as I am aware.  Each morning / early afternoon they list the day's staff and nationalities on Gumtree (google Cricklewood massage).

I still haven't cashed in my £30 voucher...
aha thanks JNF , if you search on here Herbal Clinic, Cricklewood loads of reviews will be displayed.
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I think Rickmansworth fits into the London category (just about). Apple is back at the massage shop there from Tues to Fri.

I reviewed her previously here: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=241329.0

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She is still very good, though you chaps would like a heads up...

 :drinks:

Thanks for the intel, at the risk of being a bellendish pedant, Rickmansworth (which goodmans thinks reads Twickenham :D) is in Herts which has its own mini thread: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=261022.0

Obviously locales on the London Underground do confuse people from time to time...

Offline Pushn

Glad you felt special, Kelly has that ability.  What you got is not so exclusive.  If you pay what she asks then you get a decent seeing to.  Alas what you got was at her new higher price, she's given the same and more for 20 less.  She put weight on over the lockdown and her gut is pretty hefty.
At 85 for 30 mins she's a good shout if you need that service considering the crazy +30 or surcharge that many SPs seem to be trying for OWO/CIM.  But if you're after FS then it's worth considering all the other decent SPs you can get for 80+ per 30 mins or even the 100-120 ph inclusive girls as they will all be in better shape and prettier.
Don't just agree to the prices here, the girls are getting greedy and with the interest this review will generate you can expect them to be worse.
Remember that anything more than +60 for this lot and you're paying 150ph agency girl rates for older, out-of-shape Chinese matrons in a tatty parlour with no beds and don't bother if they give you the smaller room, which is little more than a cupboard.

I can confirm, I’ve been here a lot and I’m always told I’m their favourite  :sarcastic: I do like the girls in here though, they are good at what they do, just don’t expect stunners but expect a great service.

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I can confirm, I’ve been here a lot and I’m always told I’m their favourite  :sarcastic: I do like the girls in here though, they are good at what they do, just don’t expect stunners but expect a great service.

TBF they seem to have more shapely MILFs than the shops which offer up the baggy tights shapeless wonders...

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My review on Li Health in Kings Cross. Amy is a good one if you're after good tits on a slim frame still. Doesn't seem like would budge below £50 for B2B

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Coco Herbal Bliss Ruislp
About a month ago on a Wednesday
Mid thirties
Shop fee £30 for 30 mins
Average build smallish tits
I stripped of and lay on the table, she started the massage and after a while did a few reach unders.
Offered HR £20   B2B £40 BJ £60
I told her I only had £50 and she agreed, she started sucking(OWO) I told her when I was about to cum and she wanked me over her tits
She wiped me down and i got up and got dressed and gave her the money and left.
very friendly girl I would see her again
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Coco Herbal Bliss Ruislp
About a month ago on a Wednesday
Mid thirties
Shop fee £30 for 30 mins
Average build smallish tits
I stripped of and lay on the table, she started the massage and after a while did a few reach unders.
Offered HR £20   B2B £40 BJ £60
I told her I only had £50 and she agreed, she started sucking(OWO) I told her when I was about to cum and she wanked me over her tits
She wiped me down and i got up and got dressed and gave her the money and left.
very friendly girl I would see her again
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Whoever would have seen Coco next and tried to suck her titties would have tasted your cum  :D I really doubt of these massage shop WGs shower between punts!  :scare:

Offline DrDinglyDangly

I went here a couple of years back but they’ve always been dearer when it came to extras. However, the massages have always been great, consistently. Most have been working there for years.

I once got a topless HJ (with touching) by a mid 50s SP. Amazing breasts for her age, I thought she was much younger. £50 + £45, but can’t remember her name. TeyTey? Haven’t gone back because of the expected inflated prices nowadays.

There was also an SP that had a massive symbolic tattoo on her back. Great massage and a decent pair. 

I also went to Thai Mint Beauty & Massage on Barking Road, not far from the junction with Prince Regent Lane.

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Walked in to find the masseuse sitting on the sofa playing with a child, not a great start. After paying £30 for 30, went to the room, immediately started discussing extras. She said she usually charges £70 for b2b which was ridiculous. Went through a bit of a bargaining session, she wouldn’t budge below £60 for b2b. Settled on £20 for a clothed happy ending. Technique was poor but eventually got over the line. No shower available, so the masseuse returned to wipe me down with a hot wet towel.

The lady? Can’t recall her name but it begins with the letter L. Quite slim and petite, she admitted she’s around 50 years old but looks in fine nick. But I wouldn’t return as the prices for extras - beyond the clothed HE - are a joke.

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New "girl" Leah at Skyline.

Londoner, mixed race, 30+, 5'4ish, slim with a little belly, belly and boobs have seen at least one baby, the latter being much deflated by the greedy thing (given the slackness I think we'd all have been greedy in her heyday).  Pleasant, welcoming attitude, happy to chat or not, soft massage ok with some nice sensual touches.  Wearing a tube dress so ease of access/undress clearly on the cards.  Was running commando so the girl is not kidding around.  She asked if extras were wanted just before the half-time turn, agreed to b2b without mention of prices, was permitted respectful fingering of an appreciative puss during her oily sliding, kissing and suckling of boobs, no kissing on lips, more seems to be on offer if protected but I didn't ask prices.  Combo of her oily belly and hand slow stroked me to a satisfying cum just before the full-time knock on the door.  Gave her 40 for her attentions and she wished me on my way with a "see you next time".

Perhaps others can correct me but she reminds me of a petite, younger Nina Sosanya.

A good addition so hopefully she'll get a steady slot on the rota.  Management seem to be finding better "new" talent, it's just a matter of whether they come back.
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Was in Piccadilly area last night. afterI had finished with my mates I thought I’d check out some of the girls in the area.

People seem to talk about this Nana lady a lot so I went to the well know establishment in Whitcomb st to have a peek.

Man I’m so glad I didn’t go with the intention to actually see her. She looks in her late 60’s and not attractive at all. Even her figure from what I could see matches her age, don’t get how people say her body is one of a younger looking girl 🤷🏾. Anyway walked and said sorry.

Ended up in Swiss Cottage and walked past Cheng Xiang. There was disco lights and some dancing going on, reminded me of the good old days with Kelly. Went in and there was 2 Chinese men older looking and a milfy type Chinese girl all drinking beer and dancing. She asked if I wanted massage but I walked as not sure what to expect at this place now.

I am really struggling to find a place like it use to be a few years back, don’t think it will ever be the same. Nowadays it’s either a farmer’s wife looking girl or decent looking girls but overly expensive extras.
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Was in Piccadilly area last night. afterI had finished with my mates I thought I’d check out some of the girls in the area.

People seem to talk about this Nana lady a lot so I went to the well know establishment in Whitcomb st to have a peek.

Man I’m so glad I didn’t go with the intention to actually see her. She looks in her late 60’s and not attractive at all. Even her figure from what I could see matches her age, don’t get how people say her body is one of a younger looking girl 🤷🏾. Anyway walked and said sorry.

Ended up in Swiss Cottage and walked past Cheng Xiang. There was disco lights and some dancing going on, reminded me of the good old days with Kelly. Went in and there was 2 Chinese men older looking and a milfy type Chinese girl all drinking beer and dancing. She asked if I wanted massage but I walked as not sure what to expect at this place now.

I am really struggling to find a place like it use to be a few years back, don’t think it will ever be the same. Nowadays it’s either a farmer’s wife looking girl or decent looking girls but overly expensive extras.

Christ, I thought my futile recces were dismal :dash:

Yeah if confronted with that I'd assume Kelly was indeed back on duty.  She got a lot of stick on here but I had a lot of fun with her over the years.

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Christ, I thought my futile recces were dismal :dash:

Yeah if confronted with that I'd assume Kelly was indeed back on duty.  She got a lot of stick on here but I had a lot of fun with her over the years.

Kelly was a great punt, had many memorable experiences with her in the Middlesex Street shop.
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Was in Piccadilly area last night. afterI had finished with my mates I thought I’d check out some of the girls in the area.

People seem to talk about this Nana lady a lot so I went to the well know establishment in Whitcomb st to have a peek.

Man I’m so glad I didn’t go with the intention to actually see her. She looks in her late 60’s and not attractive at all. Even her figure from what I could see matches her age, don’t get how people say her body is one of a younger looking girl 🤷🏾. Anyway walked and said sorry.

Ended up in Swiss Cottage and walked past Cheng Xiang. There was disco lights and some dancing going on, reminded me of the good old days with Kelly. Went in and there was 2 Chinese men older looking and a milfy type Chinese girl all drinking beer and dancing. She asked if I wanted massage but I walked as not sure what to expect at this place now.

I am really struggling to find a place like it use to be a few years back, don’t think it will ever be the same. Nowadays it’s either a farmer’s wife looking girl or decent looking girls but overly expensive extras.

Disco lights in the shop and the girl drinking beer. And you walked?! Are you crazy? That sounds like it could have been a very good experience.
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Ended up in Swiss Cottage and walked past Cheng Xiang. There was disco lights and some dancing going on, reminded me of the good old days with Kelly. Went in and there was 2 Chinese men older looking and a milfy type Chinese girl all drinking beer and dancing. She asked if I wanted massage but I walked as not sure what to expect at this place now.

I am really struggling to find a place like it use to be a few years back, don’t think it will ever be the same. Nowadays it’s either a farmer’s wife looking girl or decent looking girls but overly expensive extras.


You didn't miss much .The milfy type was most probably either Sophie or Joann . Sophie been around for years at Goodge St where she did THE WHOLE package for 60 notes .Joann does slots at Newport Court..   Both are experts at time wasting .
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Where would Kelly be managing these days, Any tips .??

Last time I had the full treatment with her was Dec 2019 at Natural Ways Baker St weeks before covid struck.
Kelly and Parisaa ex HOD were my all time favourites and I just clicked with both with the right chemistry .
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Ended up in Swiss Cottage and walked past Cheng Xiang. There was disco lights and some dancing going on, reminded me of the good old days with Kelly. Went in and there was 2 Chinese men older looking and a milfy type Chinese girl all drinking beer and dancing. She asked if I wanted massage but I walked as not sure what to expect at this place now.

I am really struggling to find a place like it use to be a few years back, don’t think it will ever be the same. Nowadays it’s either a farmer’s wife looking girl or decent looking girls but overly expensive extras.

Last time I passed by this shop was in June . I stopped by to have a quick look and I just turned away as foul smell  hit my nostrils of cooked food being munched by the Chinese guy sat there at reception .









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Disco lights in the shop and the girl drinking beer. And you walked?! Are you crazy? That sounds like it could have been a very good experience.

Makes a change from them eating stinky food.

Chinese women generally take a dim view of alcohol so this one is clearly a lush.

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Where would Kelly be managing these days, Any tips .??

Last time I had the full treatment with her was Dec 2019 at Natural Ways Baker St weeks before covid struck.
Kelly and Parisaa ex HOD were my all time favourites and I just clicked with both with the right chemistry .

Her weight seemed to yo-yo (fond of a drink?) and that's what drew so much criticism on here, though the last time I saw her her chebs had increased substantially in size (without sag) quite impressively.  She also scooped up my cum and smeared it on her face, saying 'This is mine' which I found disturbing.

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Her weight seemed to yo-yo (fond of a drink?) and that's what drew so much criticism on here, though the last time I saw her her chebs had increased substantially in size (without sag) quite impressively.  She also scooped up my cum and smeared it on her face, saying 'This is mine' which I found disturbing.

She asked me to share with her a bottle of Valpolicella after we had a raunchy session downstairs at Natural ways Baker St .
She did put a bit of weight on but she seemed to carry it well ,nothing was saggy about her body ,no moles  blemishes , a very clear skin much to my liking just like Parissa .

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Makes a change from them eating stinky food.



I usually  check the shops well before their feeding time 5/6 pm and I just  walk whenever I see that fucking Rice cooker by reception  .The lingering smells and odors can't be just Plain rice and veggies .

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Not been on here for a long time.  Ventured back into Chinatown over the last couple of weeks.  Visited a few Everwell favourites.

Cindy on Gerrard Street and Lisa on Lisle Street.  Still both working post pandemic and needed to see what I had been missing.  £30 on the door for both.

Cindy still a bit underwhelming.  Ended with B2B, never made it to FS but a nice experience for first time back.

Lisa still has a great body and offered a great B2b and HJ.  Bit rushed but just what I needed.

Prices seem similar to pre pandemic £30-40 for extras.
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I usually  check the shops well before their feeding time 5/6 pm and I just  walk whenever I see that fucking Rice cooker by reception  .The lingering smells and odors can't be just Plain rice and veggies .

Once entered a Thai shop about 7pm, several ladies sat in reception woofing down the food, several even snorting.  Put me right off and split.

Think it must be an Asian thing, once a semi regular came out of a treatment room with noodles hanging out of her gob like wires.  I grew up in a large family on a council estate but manners weren't hard to come by.

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Not been on here for a long time.  Ventured back into Chinatown over the last couple of weeks.  Visited a few Everwell favourites.

Cindy on Gerrard Street and Lisa on Lisle Street.  Still both working post pandemic and needed to see what I had been missing.  £30 on the door for both.

Cindy still a bit underwhelming.  Ended with B2B, never made it to FS but a nice experience for first time back.

Lisa still has a great body and offered a great B2b and HJ.  Bit rushed but just what I needed.

Prices seem similar to pre pandemic £30-40 for extras.

Saw Lisa at the door last week and she tipped me a knowing wink but I kept on walking.  Think I did the right thing.

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Once entered a Thai shop about 7pm, several ladies sat in reception woofing down the food, several even snorting.  Put me right off and split.

Think it must be an Asian thing, once a semi regular came out of a treatment room with noodles hanging out of her gob like wires.  I grew up in a large family on a council estate but manners weren't hard to come by.

Sharing dinner on the floor of an apartment as 4 or 5 Thai SPs fuss about you, trying to fatten you up on the various home delicacies they've managed to get over from LoS and accompanied by a wealth of home cooking is a great and abiding memory of the glory days of SP hospitality from yesteryear.  The girls doing their Asian squats, having genuine laughs and flashing the occasional flirtatious come-on or bit of flesh to tempt you into a subsequent booking.  Wasn't at all bothered by the garlic, fish sauce and other pungents just trying not to salivate too much over everything on offer was my only worry about decorum.

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Pure Life in Croydon - visited here on Sunday and saw JoJo - First time here in a long while

JoJo was masked up on arrival and this stayed on for the duration of my stay....although as I was leaving I did see her face as she removed it when I was halfway down the stairs. I'd pitch JoJo as mid 30s. She's lost that defined figure of a younger girl but was still slim and what little I saw of her face was fairly attractive.

Prices have gone up to £50 per hour at the desk despite their Gumtree add still stating £45....I couldn't be bothered to argue so paid the new rate.

A pretty decent massage with a degree of conviction was given before the offer of more on my flip.

I suggested £40 straight away for B2B, and she countered with £50 - I said that I'd just paid a higher rate at the desk to which she said this money went to her. I was about to give in when she agreed to £40. I was a little concerned that the lower rate may have got me a lesser experience, but I needn't have worried :-)

She climbed on board and proceeded to rub herself up and down me - (safely) dry humping quite a lot of the time. I was given access to her small-ish tits to suck will very long nipples. She then flipped herself round and I was presented with her shaven mound in my face. I don't usually indulge in reverse oral, but I couldn't resist funny - no problems with smell and very clean 

Eventually she skilfully finished me off before we both showered (separately)

All in all a good experience. I left happy

BTW - JoJo told me she only works there Sunday now and works from Chiswick and Hammersmith on other days

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Kelly and Parisaa ex HOD were my all time favourites and I just clicked with both with the right chemistry .


How did I forget to mention FIONA ex Organic Remedies who was the number 10/10  in every way ,Looks ,Body ,Hygiene ,Sea Appeal , Service ,Unbelievable and all for £ 60 + massage .

Unfortunately I didn't get her number and she disappeared the following week when I went back looking for .

Many Thanks to LL PUNTING  Who was the one who discovered her and I thought it was very generous of him to  to post on his experience.


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How did I forget to mention FIONA ex Organic Remedies who was the number 10/10  in every way ,Looks ,Body ,Hygiene ,Sea Appeal , Service ,Unbelievable and all for £ 60 + massage .

Unfortunately I didn't get her number and she disappeared the following week when I went back looking for .

Many Thanks to LL PUNTING  Who was the one who discovered her and I thought it was very generous of him to  to post on his experience.

Only knew Lily and Tina there but was more than satisfied with their service and ample charms.

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Many Thanks to LL PUNTING  Who was the one who discovered her and I thought it was very generous of him to  to post on his experience.

You're welcome.
Never did find out where she was working as a carer.. Lucky fucking residents...
She was a gem.  Saw her alone on the Tube but failed to muster the balls to talk to her and try to get her number.

Emmy (Thai) also from the heyday of OR who returned to Italy... WOOF!!! As Flashheart would say.  Great tumbles had with her in that basement.  Must reconnect and see she weathered lockdown OK.

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Only knew Lily and Tina there but was more than satisfied with their service and ample charms.

You should've tried Fiona and Emmy...
Emmy's "sister" also worked there for a while, can't recall her name and I never tried her as it felt like I might sour relations if I tried. Met her socially and she was lovely, much giggling between sisters before heading out for dinner.

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You should've tried Fiona and Emmy...
Emmy's "sister" also worked there for a while, can't recall her name and I never tried her as it felt like I might sour relations if I tried. Met her socially and she was lovely, much giggling between sisters before heading out for dinner.

Apols, I was mixing up Tina with Emma.  I more than tried, the dirty little hussy.

The worst thing is we were having this convo on here in 2018 :dash:

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Only knew Lily and Tina there but was more than satisfied with their service and ample charms.

I checked ORBS Baker St the week after Restrictions were lifted back in July .Lily was there but but she looked much heavier than before which wasn't surprising after months of inactivity . I would have gone downstairs  to try her again but it was a very warm humid day and I didn't fancy having a sweaty session in the basement on that day .

Went back again looking for her  but the girl who was called to reception by the name LILLY was a different Lilly ,made my excuses and left .

Had a great all in session with LILLY  when she was working in Shepherds Bush  few years ago .She also worked at Chalton St .

Anyone knows if she is still working and where ???

Thanks in advance .

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Pure Life in Croydon - visited here on Sunday and saw JoJo - First time here in a long while

JoJo was masked up on arrival and this stayed on for the duration of my stay....although as I was leaving I did see her face as she removed it when I was halfway down the stairs. I'd pitch JoJo as mid 30s. She's lost that defined figure of a younger girl but was still slim and what little I saw of her face was fairly attractive.

Prices have gone up to £50 per hour at the desk despite their Gumtree add still stating £45....I couldn't be bothered to argue so paid the new rate.

A pretty decent massage with a degree of conviction was given before the offer of more on my flip.

I suggested £40 straight away for B2B, and she countered with £50 - I said that I'd just paid a higher rate at the desk to which she said this money went to her. I was about to give in when she agreed to £40. I was a little concerned that the lower rate may have got me a lesser experience, but I needn't have worried :-)

She climbed on board and proceeded to rub herself up and down me - (safely) dry humping quite a lot of the time. I was given access to her small-ish tits to suck will very long nipples. She then flipped herself round and I was presented with her shaven mound in my face. I don't usually indulge in reverse oral, but I couldn't resist funny - no problems with smell and very clean 

Eventually she skilfully finished me off before we both showered (separately)

All in all a good experience. I left happy

BTW - JoJo told me she only works there Sunday now and works from Chiswick and Hammersmith on other days

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Thanks for the report. What do you mean by "(safely) dry humping quite a lot of the time", did she do pussy slides on your cock?
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I checked ORBS Baker St the week after Restrictions were lifted back in July .Lily was there but but she looked much heavier than before which wasn't surprising after months of inactivity . I would have gone downstairs  to try her again but it was a very warm humid day and I didn't fancy having a sweaty session in the basement on that day .

Went back again looking for her  but the girl who was called to reception by the name LILLY was a different Lilly ,made my excuses and left .

Had a great all in session with LILLY  when she was working in Shepherds Bush  few years ago .She also worked at Chalton St .

Anyone knows if she is still working and where ???

Thanks in advance .

The Lily I'm referring to was YuiYui at The Cut Waterloo, massive chebs and divine RO.

Someone on here mentioned a while back she'd lost a ton of weight and not in a good way.

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Thanks for the report. What do you mean by "(safely) dry humping quite a lot of the time", did she do pussy slides on your cock?

Basically yes, although it was more grinding than sliding - I was conscious that I didn't want my helmet to make contact with her entrance so kept an eye on that. I think JoJo was ensuring the same hence the grind rather than slide....so I was comfortable everything was as safe as possible for that 'act'
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A month ago I made a booking at Golden Herbs in Chingford Mount Rd. I was parking my car at the appointment time and texted them to say I would be 2 minutes late. While walking towards the shop I saw another guy walk in. I hung back for a minute then walked in. Sure enough the Chinese milf told me they were too busy. When I protested that I was only a couple of minutes later than my booking and even texted when I was parking, she said she was sorry but there was no one to see me.

Pissed off with this I ended up having quite the exchange of texts with who I assume is the owner/manager of the joint. They have a policy that if you are even a minute late, you forfeit the appointment. Eventually agreed to get given a discount on my next visit.

Called to make an appointment last week. Arrived early, walked to the door which was locked. After 3 minutes a young but plump masseuse emerges to open the door. ‘Sorry, we are too busy, please come back in thirty minutes’.

This mob couldn’t organise a piss-up in a brewery.

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Isnt there a thai massage shop more or less opposite?... You should have popped into there and seen if you had better luck with them

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Sharing dinner on the floor of an apartment as 4 or 5 Thai SPs fuss about you, trying to fatten you up on the various home delicacies they've managed to get over from LoS and accompanied by a wealth of home cooking is a great and abiding memory of the glory days of SP hospitality from yesteryear.  The girls doing their Asian squats, having genuine laughs and flashing the occasional flirtatious come-on or bit of flesh to tempt you into a subsequent booking.  Wasn't at all bothered by the garlic, fish sauce and other pungents just trying not to salivate too much over everything on offer was my only worry about decorum.
:lol: You are a man after my own heart LL. Would love to have been shagged and then fed by some thai maidens. Love a bit of pungent Thai food!

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last night 9:40pm even though they shut at 10 they still accepted me for a 30 mins massage at £30

Was a bit awkard cause had to wait in waiting area as only had 2 girls working and both were busy. then one customer finished so had to walk past eachother.. that aside was lead to the room with
Susan she said her name was and was wearing a tight green dress looked alright actually

first 10 mins backside- back and neck and legs. nice gentle strokes with the occasional brush of my friend freddy
Then turned over and said "wow" to my friend freddy who was semi awake and asked me "you want massage there as well" - i slipped her the £20 additional and she got to work

SHe was very cooperatve and listened to me not rushed or anything

good completition and she said she works Wednesday only

they normally have 2 girls working in a day

very busy street so is a bit of a challenge entering (especailly when you have colleagues and friends working/living nearby lol)

would i return? - YES