London massage shop mini reviews

[rebelsurge]

I heard today that Isabella works Saturdays at Everwell Gerrard Street.
 Isabella was quite famous many years ago when she worked at the now closed Charing X Rd. shop.
She has big tits.

[sparkus]

I heard today that Isabella works Saturdays at Everwell Gerrard Street.
 Isabella was quite famous many years ago when she worked at the now closed Charing X Rd. shop.
She has big tits.

She cropped up in this thread last year at Fuhe, some novices were quite smitten with her big rack.  I felt dutybound to pay her a visit and give her a seeing to for old times' sake, the chebs are now showing signs of wear, as are her eyes.  RO salty too.

[stampjones]

RO salty too.

I dont even want to think of reasons for that 

[sparkus]

I dont even want to think of reasons for that 

 

More age related, I reckon. Seems common among that demographic, especially with the full bushed.

[sparkus]

Surprised you have not road tested this one Sparkus, she looks right up your street ?

The question is, where to book her?
Now showing up as Watford AND Westminster
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[luv2kiss54]

The question is, where to book her?
Now showing up as Watford AND Westminster
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Yes location was Pinner before i believe. I suspect the picture is not of the person you will see unfortunately as those breasts do look epic !

[RAJEC]

More age related, I reckon. Seems common among that demographic, especially with the full bushed.

A salt connoisseur; how novel! 

[xxplosive]

After a long long break, I'm finally heading out for massages...
Took a bit of a break for 2020 because of the pandemic but with the overhanging possibility of a second lockdown, am throwing caution to the wind.

Went to go see Mimi as Sala Thai - review is here:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=284983.0

Skyline in Lewisham is my local so interested to know of the current roster. Called up today and was told Sonya Thai and Siri Indian was working.

Does anyone have any knowledge or Siri's service?

[y101y]

After a long long break, I'm finally heading out for massages...
Took a bit of a break for 2020 because of the pandemic but with the overhanging possibility of a second lockdown, am throwing caution to the wind.

Went to go see Mimi as Sala Thai - review is here:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=284983.0

Skyline in Lewisham is my local so interested to know of the current roster. Called up today and was told Sonya Thai and Siri Indian was working.

Does anyone have any knowledge or Siri's service?

Not seen Siri yet but is Sonya the hardest working girl in the business?  She seems to always be working.

[Wankingdead]

True Indian 5:6 slimmish build with a small ass and  bb bust large dark areolas drooping a bit , decent enough b2b £40 includes breast slides some tit wank and a little grind did pull away in shock when her pants were pulled a little, all in all a reasonable experience, the massage itself is below average.

[KingCrowley]

Seen Maya if not wrong at Maythai in Hendon over the weekend. She works Friday,Saturday and Sunday,around 35-40 years old,can't really tell the age as she had a mask throughout the massage. Average body,typical chinese not too much of an ass or rack. Excellent massage,the best massage i had in a long time,would visit just for the massage. Not too much of cc swipes or anything sensual until just before turn over. Slowly delivered HE for £20.
Only downside would be that she tried to clean me up from a bowl of water and a cloth which i refused,although shower is available down the corridor. 

[sparkus]

Woodford Health, South Woodford (link on here)
Was busy but I caught Sophia (works Tuesdays) with time to spare (young lad immediately behind me had appointment with whoever else was on).  Reassuring to know they vary the girls as I thought it was same each day and rotated weekly (it was before).

Sophia was wearing a cleavage displaying dress and with her assets (C/Ds on a skinny frame) it makes sense to.  She was bundle of positive energy but a bit of a booming voice (I now understand this is Beijing surrounds accent), but keen to get me to stay.  30 for 30.  Dyed blonde hair with dark roots, definitely not the demure type.

Massage was passable, not really trained or skilled, but much in the way of resting her groin against my hand.  Lots of "Good?" "Nice?" Not really any cc swipes to speak of, just turn over and she started to strip, didn't even ask (40 later paid).  About 5' 4'', size 8 (possibly 6), some slight flab on hips but zero arse.  Comparatively big rack, which hung superbly (Aladdin's slippers ) with pink puffy nipples.  Chebs still reasonably pert but little firmness to the hand, may have always been this way (didn't discern a mum tum).  I noticed the vag looked pleasant, expansive downy brown hair covering a sizeable area (ie. groin, not just labia), I had to have a lick and she assented, presenting herself in 69 and getting to work on my cock.  Not unpleasant but is one of those vags with plenty of skin folds around the edges (I understand some on here go in for that) so I didn't stay long, she also has no cheeks so her hole was open and in my face.  After that she milked me as I jiggled her rack, for the finale she used them to get out the last few drops and then wiped herself down with the hot towel and offered one to me (she then wrapped herself in a bigger one for the shower room).

[Tedbandy]

Didnt fancy popping in Me and You Spa instead?

Will try this place out though thanks.

[FlaccidChimp]

Skyline Lee High Road

Saw Emma Spanish(white), 5ft 4-5 ish, size B ish and quite slim, maybe a size 10. Her body looks quite nice and her face looks a bit eastern European.
The massage felt okay mostly but was mediocre at best. She hurt me a few times using her elbows.
On the flip she asked about extras. She said £20 for hj  30 for something else I didn't hear because her english is basic, and £50 for b2b. Based on her massage I wasn't willing to pay £10 more than the expected b2b price for probably a subpar performance.
The handjob began and she got up on the table to massage it. It wasn't good for the first few mins but she picked up what works on me. Within like 10 mins it was a decent HJ. She seemed to want to please me. I wouldn't repeat visit for a massage but I have a feeling her happy ending skills will improve with repeat visits. I may visit at a later date to haggle down her b2b.

[sparkus]

Didnt fancy popping in Me and You Spa instead?

Will try this place out though thanks.

No, it's not my thing.

I'd say the Chinese place has delivered the goods 7/10 times (other than walk-offs), once or twice some big chebs but most of the time RO on tap.  Only one refusal.  I preferred them when they were based in the flat over the road though, my god I did some drilling and face-sitting in there.

[Devilsown10]

Visited recently Stress Therapy
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 Called in advance for a 30 mins session, was given option of which girls were working that day, Thai Jessica and Chinese (name was maybe Jennifer). Option for Thai Jessica.

Jessica entered a few mins later, wearing a face mask, so I sadly cannot comment on looks but she seemed to be in decent shape and i think is probably not that old.

The Massage: Her massage was very good. I like my massages firm and with lots of pressure.. so on this front she delivered well.

 in the first few minutes of the massage I asked what was on offer.. only HJ and Topless.. no more.. agreed £40 for HJ and Topless. Perhaps this is on the higher side for whats on offer.. but i have always been bad at negotiating and feel i have always paid too much.

Was asked to turn over after about 20 mins.. At this point, her top and bra came off and out popped her breasts.. and I have to say.. she has a PERFECT pair of tits.. they were firm but not FAKE firm.. probably a C cup which for me is nice enough. Her breasts were perky, with nice dark nipples which were quick to erect on massaging her breasts... I think they were natural.. i did not see any scars from implants! win win!

Her firm breasts, smoothness of skin, nice firm body makes me believe that she probably isnt that old.. maybe even in her late 20s maybe.. but i could be wrong.... should have asked really.. if she is older.. she has done well...

Her technique for the HJ was OK.. just going through the motions ... but. none the less, it was a good experience over all and would certainly go back.

Tempted to go back again

[Tedbandy]

No, it's not my thing.

I'd say the Chinese place has delivered the goods 7/10 times (other than walk-offs), once or twice some big chebs but most of the time RO on tap.  Only one refusal.  I preferred them when they were based in the flat over the road though, my god I did some drilling and face-sitting in there.

You missed a trick if you didnt bring a Mooncake for the girl in the Chinese place, she would have been all over you like a rash after that!

[Wankingdead]

Skyline Lee High Road

Saw Emma Spanish(white), 5ft 4-5 ish, size B ish and quite slim, maybe a size 10. Her body looks quite nice and her face looks a bit eastern European.
The massage felt okay mostly but was mediocre at best. She hurt me a few times using her elbows.
On the flip she asked about extras. She said £20 for hj  30 for something else I didn't hear because her english is basic, and £50 for b2b. Based on her massage I wasn't willing to pay £10 more than the expected b2b price for probably a subpar performance.
The handjob began and she got up on the table to massage it. It wasn't good for the first few mins but she picked up what works on me. Within like 10 mins it was a decent HJ. She seemed to want to please me. I wouldn't repeat visit for a massage but I have a feeling her happy ending skills will improve with repeat visits. I may visit at a later date to haggle down her b2b.

I also saw her agree on the description and mediocre massage, I got b2b for £50 just because I wanted to see her naked, but won't repeat as was below what you can get from other providers for less money.

[alexm40]

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Duncan street. Quite discreet entrance. Just walked in and saw Yuki (had to wait 3 or 5 mn though). Slim, petite, big natural boobs, nice derriere, btb £40
Bubbly and smiley girl, average massage. Works on Wed & Thurs

[sparkus]

As someone started a thread on the old Gants Hill Sauna, now a Thai spa, here's my recce:

Massive hoarding above the alley, yet the premises itself is a door and steps up to what would have once been an office.  Definitely threw the place together quickly, you can almost visualise the photocopier and desks that used to be there.  I discerned the receptionist would be the SP, very unremarkable small blonde Thai, youthful looking but not, Bs or Cs cleavage showing a little.  Didn't stay.

[sparkus]

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Duncan street. Quite discreet entrance. Just walked in and saw Yuki (had to wait 3 or 5 mn though). Slim, petite, big natural boobs, nice derriere, btb £40
Bubbly and smiley girl, average massage. Works on Wed & Thurs

I'm assuming same pair of big naturals I saw there: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=139562.msg2022006#msg2022006

Seriously do regret not seeing the mad pixie receptionist there while had chance, zero chebs always stopped me from staying but she tried her hardest to get me to.

[y101y]

Skyline Lee High Road
Saw Sophia black Spanish , 5:6 slim size A pair smallish derrière.
Massage was basically oil slushed around the back and legs, she doesn’t volunteer her services and will happily continue splashing oil on your back till the end, service is really unpredictable but all depends on her mood, covered bj is £35 and not worth it, she can be distant and borderline aggressive, I got the feeling she really doesn’t want to do this job.
Real waste of money.

Sophia and Layla on today. Your review here has turned me off to Sophia. I’ve seen Layla once before and looking at my old post it seems I had a decent time, although paid 10-20 too much. Still, might give her another shot today.

[alexm40]

I'm assuming same pair of big naturals I saw there: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=139562.msg2022006#msg2022006

Exactly the same! Brilliant and vivid description, I can confirm everything you wrote except maybe the butt

Review to follow but whoever mentioned Yuki at QI Health and her "big naturals" wasn't kidding.  She's tiny and you've no idea what's to come (no pun intended) until she strips but they're very full (yet a bit droopy at her age).

Zero arse, skinny and tiny frame but where the hell did she get those things from? Was a pleasant transaction, not amazing massage but once we agreed on extras (£30, how cool is that?) she gave an amazing titwank (amazing give her tiny size) followed by an edging HE. 

[y101y]

Layla at skyline for the second time today. Massage was better than I remembered. FS started at 100 and best I could negotiate was 80.  She put on a good show and her body is very nice but at times it was a bit mechanical.

Still overall a good experience if a bit on the high side for that place.

Apparently no new girls planned for the immediate future.

[charlatan44]

Went to Raksa Thai massage in Twickenham today. Wasn't expecting anything more than a massage as I have not heard of it being anything otherwise. Lady was insistent i kept pants on and they were very covid conscious. All I got was a massage with no verbal suggestion of anything else. That said it was a fantastic massage and she did everything but touch the little fella. When on my front she literally whipped pants off my ass. Will go again just for the fact the massage is really good and see if anything develops

[Bigjimmyjones]

Review to follow but whoever mentioned Yuki at QI Health and her "big naturals" wasn't kidding.  She's tiny and you've no idea what's to come (no pun intended) until she strips but they're very full (yet a bit droopy at her age).

Zero arse, skinny and tiny frame but where the hell did she get those things from? Was a pleasant transaction, not amazing massage but once we agreed on extras (£30, how cool is that?) she gave an amazing titwank (amazing give her tiny size) followed by an edging HE.  Trimmed bush, I didn't venture for RO as I found her a bit old and was content to leave her doing her thing with the titwank.

Was hard to see her too, booked up all day.

[Surreychap]

Went to Raksa Thai massage in Twickenham today. Wasn't expecting anything more than a massage as I have not heard of it being anything otherwise. Lady was insistent i kept pants on and they were very covid conscious. All I got was a massage with no verbal suggestion of anything else. That said it was a fantastic massage and she did everything but touch the little fella. When on my front she literally whipped pants off my ass. Will go again just for the fact the massage is really good and see if anything develops

Where in Twickenham is this mate? Few popping up there now

[Fuzzyduck]

Where in Twickenham is this mate? Few popping up there now

Does Google not work on your browser?

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[Jonestown]

Osterley Girls update:-

Sunday
Chiswick - Alisa
Northfields - Amanda & Holly

Holly is a new girl to me, she was described on the phone as 27yo, size 8, curves, very friendly. She is at Northfields on Sunday and Tuesday, on Monday she is at Chiswick. In the flesh is is probably mid 30's, size 8, not toned/not fat, B cup boobs, maybe 5'-4" tall, she has that vivacious look I last saw in an Osterley Girl when Lucy arrived on the scene. £60 + £20 for B2B, massage is very good, firm and sensual, this lady enjoys her work, plenty of cc swipes and anal titilation which segued into the usual finale. Well worth a visit, more may be on offer, perhaps after repeated visits, will report back.

[elnukky]

Ranticha in Beckenham - External Link/Members Only

£100 for 1 hour of nude massage and b2b action.

Venue - clean, tidy flat near clock house station. One room is let out to another sp.

Ranticha - late 30s, 5ft, b cups with large responsive nipples. Slim, she is in decent shape for her age, slim, but by means gym fit.

Action - As I enter the room, she orders me to sit on the sofa as she takes off her tunic and bra, and asks how long and what I would like. Before I can say a word, I get a mouthful of nipple. After some light frottage, I disrobe and lay on the table. She began with a pretty average thai massage which came to a halt after about 20 minutes when something we were talking about made burst into laughter an lose all concentration. She told me to turn over, and we got oiled up. we spent the next 30 minutes slipping and sliding over each other with full access. Her hand job was frantic and non sensual, but got the job done. I got dressed after a hot shower and left with a slight feeling of buyers remorse.

Verdic - While Ranticha is charming and quite accommodating, I think that she could do more to add value for money. In my opinion, at that price point, she should be offering oral with the b2b.
I might return to try her colleague if the picking are slim elsewhere.

[sparkus]

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Woodford, ad states b2b as standard.  Pretty-ish, may float boat of someone in the area.

[LLPunting]

Ranticha in Beckenham - External Link/Members Only

£100 for 1 hour of nude massage and b2b action.

Venue - clean, tidy flat near clock house station. One room is let out to another sp.

Ranticha - late 30s, 5ft, b cups with large responsive nipples. Slim, she is in decent shape for her age, slim, but by means gym fit.

Action - As I enter the room, she orders me to sit on the sofa as she takes off her tunic and bra, and asks how long and what I would like. Before I can say a word, I get a mouthful of nipple. After some light frottage, I disrobe and lay on the table. She began with a pretty average thai massage which came to a halt after about 20 minutes when something we were talking about made burst into laughter an lose all concentration. She told me to turn over, and we got oiled up. we spent the next 30 minutes slipping and sliding over each other with full access. Her hand job was frantic and non sensual, but got the job done. I got dressed after a hot shower and left with a slight feeling of buyers remorse.

Verdic - While Ranticha is charming and quite accommodating, I think that she could do more to add value for money. In my opinion, at that price point, she should be offering oral with the b2b.
I might return to try her colleague if the picking are slim elsewhere.

Thanks for the update 

Given R used to be a full service girl in Beckenham as much as a decade ago for that money she is indeed now poor vfm.
Her brazenness with you perhaps indicates she might be up for more but I don't think it's worth throwing away that much for a few sessions to see if she has an enhanced regulars' service level.  She used to be quite a good lay way back when but given her milking the massage scene for quite a while now I suspect it's only desperation that might cause her to offer more which may well be "reluctant" or "contemptuous" hence the rushing and lack of sensuality.

Any indication of the name of her colleague?  "New" Yaya from Bromley was working for her for a while but may be going by "Nan" or some other moniker, she struck me as being very commercial so again not a good odds bet on anything more than a perfunctory seeing to, which admittedly she was offering.

[LLPunting]

Osterley Girls update:-

Sunday
Chiswick - Alisa
Northfields - Amanda & Holly

Holly is a new girl to me, she was described on the phone as 27yo, size 8, curves, very friendly. She is at Northfields on Sunday and Tuesday, on Monday she is at Chiswick. In the flesh is is probably mid 30's, size 8, not toned/not fat, B cup boobs, maybe 5'-4" tall, she has that vivacious look I last saw in an Osterley Girl when Lucy arrived on the scene. £60 + £20 for B2B, massage is very good, firm and sensual, this lady enjoys her work, plenty of cc swipes and anal titilation which segued into the usual finale. Well worth a visit, more may be on offer, perhaps after repeated visits, will report back.

Thanks for the update 

20 for b2b?  Really?  Was this a 60 session?  At what point did it transition?

[charlatan44]

Where in Twickenham is this mate? Few popping up there now

It is in the high street (Kings road) next to the KFC

[elnukky]

Any indication of the name of her colleague?

I think she said it was Amy

[Jonestown]

Thanks for the update 

20 for b2b?  Really?  Was this a 60 session?  At what point did it transition?

+£20 has always been the Osterley's rate for B2B, which kicked off about 20/25 minutes into the hour.

[bhudda]

I get the impression that at most branches of osterley £60 is the rate for an hour including HE ... so the extra for b2b is £20.

I mat be wrong cos ive only used the motspur park office where it is £45 for massage not including HE and extras are £20 and £20 iirc ... though its months since i went ... still abstaining

[LLPunting]

+£20 has always been the Osterley's rate for B2B, which kicked off about 20/25 minutes into the hour.

Thanks, never been to the Osterley site and the one time years ago I tried one of their ladies at another West London flat I walked after she wasn't the lady I booked and seemed ambivalent.

Great pricing at least.

Thansk to Bhudda too. 

[lazydog87]

Does anybody have a number or details for Osterley, thank you

[nckbob]

Thanks for the update 

Given R used to be a full service girl in Beckenham as much as a decade ago for that money she is indeed now poor vfm.
Her brazenness with you perhaps indicates she might be up for more but I don't think it's worth throwing away that much for a few sessions to see if she has an enhanced regulars' service level.  She used to be quite a good lay way back when but given her milking the massage scene for quite a while now I suspect it's only desperation that might cause her to offer more which may well be "reluctant" or "contemptuous" hence the rushing and lack of sensuality.

Any indication of the name of her colleague?  "New" Yaya from Bromley was working for her for a while but may be going by "Nan" or some other moniker, she struck me as being very commercial so again not a good odds bet on anything more than a perfunctory seeing to, which admittedly she was offering.

I believe notYaya who became Nan is working down in St Mary Cray but I think still advertises in Bromley.  I've been seen her twice and both times over charged me, rushed me and ushered me out after 50 minutes and 40 minutes the second time. Also comes from the Ranticha school of being overly sexual and asking for frt too much money for the services offered.

[Jokerinpack]

Had the good fortune of two visits to Northfields this week. First was Eve, very slim, a cups and quite straight up and down figure and was masked up. Fair massage ( bit soft for me), good fun for the ending and quite a handy finisher ( pardon the pun). Next was Amanda who is a bit more curvy and hands down fantastic at massage. Long time since I’ve had such a well done massage so that’s a big positive. Not quite as allowing of b2b contact as Eve was but plenty of edging before the final finish that was very good. All in all, £80 well spent on each occasion.

[Icepos3]

Has anyone been to me & you spa in south woodford recently? And tried the new girls? I know there is a new girl called nataly..... and diana.

The usual other girls are still there: Dana julia ella anca.

[LLPunting]

I believe notYaya who became Nan is working down in St Mary Cray but I think still advertises in Bromley.  I've been seen her twice and both times over charged me, rushed me and ushered me out after 50 minutes and 40 minutes the second time. Also comes from the Ranticha school of being overly sexual and asking for frt too much money for the services offered.

Thanks for the substantiation 
Sorry for your losses.   

[armslave]

Went to the Chinese Therapy Centre in Watford yesterday. Its standard chinese massage shop on a residential road, on street parking was available but I had to get a parking permit from the shop which they give you once you pay.

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Massage was £45 for an hour, I had a slim half korean half chinese girl named Mango for the massage. She gave a decent massage but then when the time for extras came round she only gave hand jobs, I wanted a little more so she switched off to her colleague Mimi, a slighly heavier set chinese woman with nice tits that gave a more enthusiastic b2b and RO with a titty wank to completion. £40 for the b2b.
Had a shower after and went off with a happy little smile.

[alexm40]

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Saw Bedina? (didn't really catch her name). She works on Tuesdays. Quite a stunner. Beautiful lady, slim and very tall (5,9ft I d say), lovely boobs.
She is Iranian, friendly, funny but... very pricey. Stated £80 for btb (I quote "you won't regret it") and £50 for HJ.
I went for HJ negotiated (poorly) at £40. Having said that it was very sensual (ie kisses, whispers in the ear, etc.)
You might want to learn few farsi words quickly before to see her. Tashakor!

[y101y]

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Saw Bedina? (didn't really catch her name). She works on Tuesdays. Quite a stunner. Beautiful lady, slim and very tall (5,9ft I d say), lovely boobs.
She is Iranian, friendly, funny but... very pricey. Stated £80 for btb (I quote "you won't regret it") and £50 for HJ.
I went for HJ negotiated (poorly) at £40. Having said that it was very sensual (ie kisses, whispers in the ear, etc.)
You might want to learn few farsi words quickly before to see her. Tashakor!

I see on their site that 60-90 min massages come with free use of the sauna. Anyone ever use the sauna at these kind of places? Only place I’ve actually been offered is a little place near the excel but it didn’t look hygienic. I also caught athletes foot from their shower once so wouldn’t bother with the sauna. Just curious if people actually use them.

[pds76]

Had the good fortune of two visits to Northfields this week. First was Eve, very slim, a cups and quite straight up and down figure and was masked up. Fair massage ( bit soft for me), good fun for the ending and quite a handy finisher ( pardon the pun). Next was Amanda who is a bit more curvy and hands down fantastic at massage. Long time since I’ve had such a well done massage so that’s a big positive. Not quite as allowing of b2b contact as Eve was but plenty of edging before the final finish that was very good. All in all, £80 well spent on each occasion.

Thanks for the info. Do you know who is working what days at Northfields? If not what days did you see these two on?

[Jonestown]

As massage-freak reported elsewhere, it seems the Osterley's Northfields flat has closed, what a shame, an awful lot of fun was had there over the years.

[Jonestown]

As massage-freak reported elsewhere, it seems the Osterley's Northfields flat has closed, what a shame, an awful lot of fun was had there over the years.

With Northfields kaput, the two remaining Osterley Girl outlets are :-

CHISWICK
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Mon - Holly
Tue - Cindy
Wed - Eve
Thu - Amanda
Fri - Ellen
Sat - Daisy
Sun - Alisa

MOTSPUR PARK
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Mon - Eve
Tue - Ellen
Wed - Cindy
Thu - Alisa
Fri - Sisi
Sat - Holly
Sun - Daisy

[tony22]

Lisa Thai Massage - Stratford

Just posted a review of Lisa, Thai Massage in Stratford, with that funny dance at the start.

All in all positive. OK massage, decent HR, friendly lady, got what I expected.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=285576.0