London massage shop mini reviews

[y101y]

Layla at skyline for the second time today. Massage was better than I remembered. FS started at 100 and best I could negotiate was 80.  She put on a good show and her body is very nice but at times it was a bit mechanical.

Still overall a good experience if a bit on the high side for that place.

Apparently no new girls planned for the immediate future.

[charlatan44]

Went to Raksa Thai massage in Twickenham today. Wasn't expecting anything more than a massage as I have not heard of it being anything otherwise. Lady was insistent i kept pants on and they were very covid conscious. All I got was a massage with no verbal suggestion of anything else. That said it was a fantastic massage and she did everything but touch the little fella. When on my front she literally whipped pants off my ass. Will go again just for the fact the massage is really good and see if anything develops

[Bigjimmyjones]

Review to follow but whoever mentioned Yuki at QI Health and her "big naturals" wasn't kidding.  She's tiny and you've no idea what's to come (no pun intended) until she strips but they're very full (yet a bit droopy at her age).

Zero arse, skinny and tiny frame but where the hell did she get those things from? Was a pleasant transaction, not amazing massage but once we agreed on extras (£30, how cool is that?) she gave an amazing titwank (amazing give her tiny size) followed by an edging HE.  Trimmed bush, I didn't venture for RO as I found her a bit old and was content to leave her doing her thing with the titwank.

Was hard to see her too, booked up all day.

[Surreychap]

Went to Raksa Thai massage in Twickenham today. Wasn't expecting anything more than a massage as I have not heard of it being anything otherwise. Lady was insistent i kept pants on and they were very covid conscious. All I got was a massage with no verbal suggestion of anything else. That said it was a fantastic massage and she did everything but touch the little fella. When on my front she literally whipped pants off my ass. Will go again just for the fact the massage is really good and see if anything develops

Where in Twickenham is this mate? Few popping up there now

[Fuzzyduck]

Where in Twickenham is this mate? Few popping up there now

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[Jonestown]

Osterley Girls update:-

Sunday
Chiswick - Alisa
Northfields - Amanda & Holly

Holly is a new girl to me, she was described on the phone as 27yo, size 8, curves, very friendly. She is at Northfields on Sunday and Tuesday, on Monday she is at Chiswick. In the flesh is is probably mid 30's, size 8, not toned/not fat, B cup boobs, maybe 5'-4" tall, she has that vivacious look I last saw in an Osterley Girl when Lucy arrived on the scene. £60 + £20 for B2B, massage is very good, firm and sensual, this lady enjoys her work, plenty of cc swipes and anal titilation which segued into the usual finale. Well worth a visit, more may be on offer, perhaps after repeated visits, will report back.

[LLPunting]

Osterley Girls update:-

Sunday
Chiswick - Alisa
Northfields - Amanda & Holly

Holly is a new girl to me, she was described on the phone as 27yo, size 8, curves, very friendly. She is at Northfields on Sunday and Tuesday, on Monday she is at Chiswick. In the flesh is is probably mid 30's, size 8, not toned/not fat, B cup boobs, maybe 5'-4" tall, she has that vivacious look I last saw in an Osterley Girl when Lucy arrived on the scene. £60 + £20 for B2B, massage is very good, firm and sensual, this lady enjoys her work, plenty of cc swipes and anal titilation which segued into the usual finale. Well worth a visit, more may be on offer, perhaps after repeated visits, will report back.

Thanks for the update 

20 for b2b?  Really?  Was this a 60 session?  At what point did it transition?

[charlatan44]

Where in Twickenham is this mate? Few popping up there now

It is in the high street (Kings road) next to the KFC

[Jonestown]

Thanks for the update 

20 for b2b?  Really?  Was this a 60 session?  At what point did it transition?

+£20 has always been the Osterley's rate for B2B, which kicked off about 20/25 minutes into the hour.

[bhudda]

I get the impression that at most branches of osterley £60 is the rate for an hour including HE ... so the extra for b2b is £20.

I mat be wrong cos ive only used the motspur park office where it is £45 for massage not including HE and extras are £20 and £20 iirc ... though its months since i went ... still abstaining

[LLPunting]

+£20 has always been the Osterley's rate for B2B, which kicked off about 20/25 minutes into the hour.

Thanks, never been to the Osterley site and the one time years ago I tried one of their ladies at another West London flat I walked after she wasn't the lady I booked and seemed ambivalent.

Great pricing at least.

Thansk to Bhudda too. 

[lazydog87]

Does anybody have a number or details for Osterley, thank you

[Jokerinpack]

Had the good fortune of two visits to Northfields this week. First was Eve, very slim, a cups and quite straight up and down figure and was masked up. Fair massage ( bit soft for me), good fun for the ending and quite a handy finisher ( pardon the pun). Next was Amanda who is a bit more curvy and hands down fantastic at massage. Long time since I’ve had such a well done massage so that’s a big positive. Not quite as allowing of b2b contact as Eve was but plenty of edging before the final finish that was very good. All in all, £80 well spent on each occasion.

[Icepos3]

Has anyone been to me & you spa in south woodford recently? And tried the new girls? I know there is a new girl called nataly..... and diana.

The usual other girls are still there: Dana julia ella anca.

[armslave]

Went to the Chinese Therapy Centre in Watford yesterday. Its standard chinese massage shop on a residential road, on street parking was available but I had to get a parking permit from the shop which they give you once you pay.

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Massage was £45 for an hour, I had a slim half korean half chinese girl named Mango for the massage. She gave a decent massage but then when the time for extras came round she only gave hand jobs, I wanted a little more so she switched off to her colleague Mimi, a slighly heavier set chinese woman with nice tits that gave a more enthusiastic b2b and RO with a titty wank to completion. £40 for the b2b.
Had a shower after and went off with a happy little smile.

[alexm40]

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Saw Bedina? (didn't really catch her name). She works on Tuesdays. Quite a stunner. Beautiful lady, slim and very tall (5,9ft I d say), lovely boobs.
She is Iranian, friendly, funny but... very pricey. Stated £80 for btb (I quote "you won't regret it") and £50 for HJ.
I went for HJ negotiated (poorly) at £40. Having said that it was very sensual (ie kisses, whispers in the ear, etc.)
You might want to learn few farsi words quickly before to see her. Tashakor!

[y101y]

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Saw Bedina? (didn't really catch her name). She works on Tuesdays. Quite a stunner. Beautiful lady, slim and very tall (5,9ft I d say), lovely boobs.
She is Iranian, friendly, funny but... very pricey. Stated £80 for btb (I quote "you won't regret it") and £50 for HJ.
I went for HJ negotiated (poorly) at £40. Having said that it was very sensual (ie kisses, whispers in the ear, etc.)
You might want to learn few farsi words quickly before to see her. Tashakor!

I see on their site that 60-90 min massages come with free use of the sauna. Anyone ever use the sauna at these kind of places? Only place I’ve actually been offered is a little place near the excel but it didn’t look hygienic. I also caught athletes foot from their shower once so wouldn’t bother with the sauna. Just curious if people actually use them.

[pds76]

Had the good fortune of two visits to Northfields this week. First was Eve, very slim, a cups and quite straight up and down figure and was masked up. Fair massage ( bit soft for me), good fun for the ending and quite a handy finisher ( pardon the pun). Next was Amanda who is a bit more curvy and hands down fantastic at massage. Long time since I’ve had such a well done massage so that’s a big positive. Not quite as allowing of b2b contact as Eve was but plenty of edging before the final finish that was very good. All in all, £80 well spent on each occasion.

Thanks for the info. Do you know who is working what days at Northfields? If not what days did you see these two on?

[Jonestown]

As massage-freak reported elsewhere, it seems the Osterley's Northfields flat has closed, what a shame, an awful lot of fun was had there over the years.

[Jonestown]

As massage-freak reported elsewhere, it seems the Osterley's Northfields flat has closed, what a shame, an awful lot of fun was had there over the years.

With Northfields kaput, the two remaining Osterley Girl outlets are :-

CHISWICK
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Mon - Holly
Tue - Cindy
Wed - Eve
Thu - Amanda
Fri - Ellen
Sat - Daisy
Sun - Alisa

MOTSPUR PARK
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Mon - Eve
Tue - Ellen
Wed - Cindy
Thu - Alisa
Fri - Sisi
Sat - Holly
Sun - Daisy

[wolfy]

Has anyone been to me & you spa in south woodford recently? And tried the new girls? I know there is a new girl called nataly..... and diana.

The usual other girls are still there: Dana julia ella anca.

I have seen both. Diana is a very attractive and smiley girl (I couldn't believe t when I first saw her) although her English isn't great compared to the other girls there. She is actually quite a good masseuse  so the process is a bit less raunchy than that offered by some of the other girls (a few more reach unders in the first 15 mins wouldn't go amiss, and there was no bum play). It was a bit rushed though - I think that she had another appt to rush to.
Nataly is more of a girl next door type who was also very nice  and does lots of breathing in your ear so tries to be more raunchy. She is smaller and has light brown hair. I would happily see them both again, as I would any of the girls who has received Kamilla's expert tuition!

[Icepos3]

I have seen both. Diana is a very attractive and smiley girl (I couldn't believe t when I first saw her) although her English isn't great compared to the other girls there. She is actually quite a good masseuse  so the process is a bit less raunchy than that offered by some of the other girls (a few more reach unders in the first 15 mins wouldn't go amiss, and there was no bum play). It was a bit rushed though - I think that she had another appt to rush to.
Nataly is more of a girl next door type who was also very nice  and does lots of breathing in your ear so tries to be more raunchy. She is smaller and has light brown hair. I would happily see them both again, as I would any of the girls who has received Kamilla's expert tuition!

Thank you for your reply. I just realised I have actually seen diana! Forgot that that was her name 

But I completely agree diana is really good looking, easily the best looking their but not very raunchy.

I haven't seen nataly yet. Hows raunchy does she get? Any reach under early? Or bum play haha? How is her body shape?

My usual is ela. Not the best looking but easily the raunchiest with constant 'bum play, reach unders and  very vocal with sexual noises.

[RAJEC]

Thank you for your reply. I just realised I have actually seen diana! Forgot that that was her name 

But I completely agree diana is really good looking, easily the best looking their but not very raunchy.

I haven't seen nataly yet. Hows raunchy does she get? Any reach under early? Or bum play haha? How is her body shape?

My usual is ela. Not the best looking but easily the raunchiest with constant 'bum play, reach unders and  very vocal with sexual noises.

You’re very suspect. 2+ years membership, 0 reviews and constant “going to try and visit” today’s.

How about writing some full reviews of the girls you’ve claimed to see rather than the constant noise???

[Icepos3]

You’re very suspect. 2+ years membership, 0 reviews and constant “going to try and visit” today’s.

How about writing some full reviews of the girls you’ve claimed to see rather than the constant noise???

Was it really that hard to read what I wrote? If you're trying to cause a confrontation and act like billy big bollocks.

Where have a written 'going to try and visit' and made constant noise about it?

[stampjones]

You’re very suspect. 2+ years membership, 0 reviews and constant “going to try and visit” today’s.

How about writing some full reviews of the girls you’ve claimed to see rather than the constant noise???

Two be fair mate he gave some info on two girls in the post you quoted. Details would have been nice but its not the same as a leech who only ever asks questions

[jeevan1]

Went to skyline this week and saw Indian girl siri, not very good poor massage and equally bad b2b save your money with this one!!

[RAJEC]

Two be fair mate he gave some info on two girls in the post you quoted. Details would have been nice but its not the same as a leech who only ever asks questions

Two girls in two years...

 

[LLPunting]

Two be fair mate he gave some info on two girls in the post you quoted. Details would have been nice but its not the same as a leech who only ever asks questions

To be fair he's been active at least nearly 4 years, never breaks news about a new girl only ones he's been seeing a while, never TOFTT, asks often about new talent which he never apparently then visits or at least doesn't tell us about.  So basically "trades" on old news thus not exactly a leech but barely better than one.

[RAJEC]

To be fair he's been active at least nearly 4 years, never breaks news about a new girl only ones he's been seeing a while, never TOFTT, asks often about new talent which he never apparently then visits or at least doesn't tell us about.  So basically "trades" on old news thus not exactly a leech but barely better than one.

What we’d call a valued contributor 

[Duron]

Saw Yuki on Thursday 8 Oct. Qi Health Spa at Duncan Street, Angel, Islington. She said she works in Rickmansworth also for a total of 6 days a week.
Petite Chinese. Large natural boobs with large areolas and large chewy nipples. Nipples didn't get that hard but they were semi-hard chewy. With face mask through out, but pulled it down to show me her face when requested. 1 Hour £45 at reception. She asked whether I wanted HE early on, but that could be because she was curious why I booked her by name and was asking why, and I said a friend recommended. Gave her £40 for B2B and HJ. Lots of sensual groping of cock and the region. Full access to boobs and rubbing over her knickers. Paid a further £10 to suck nipples with my mask pulled down. HJ was good. Very giggly and service with a naughty air.
That's £95 total. A little pricey but it was only my second punt since March so sated. Receptionist checked my temperature. 36.2 C.

[sparkus]

Saw Yuki on Thursday 8 Oct. Qi Health Spa at Duncan Street, Angel, Islington. She said she works in Rickmansworth also for a total of 6 days a week.
Petite Chinese. Large natural boobs with large areolas and large chewy nipples. Nipples didn't get that hard but they were semi-hard chewy. With face mask through out, but pulled it down to show me her face when requested. 1 Hour £45 at reception. She asked whether I wanted HE early on, but that could be because she was curious why I booked her by name and was asking why, and I said a friend recommended. Gave her £40 for B2B and HJ. Lots of sensual groping of cock and the region. Full access to boobs and rubbing over her knickers. Paid a further £10 to suck nipples with my mask pulled down. HJ was good. Very giggly and service with a naughty air.
That's £95 total. A little pricey but it was only my second punt since March so sated. Receptionist checked my temperature. 36.2 C.

Thanks for the intel. I'd long been tempted by that Rickmansworth shop as a possible locus of untapped chebbery but even that's just staffed with her and her big udders.

[Jokerinpack]

As massage-freak reported elsewhere, it seems the Osterley's Northfields flat has closed, what a shame, an awful lot of fun was had there over the years.

What???   I miss a few days and the place has gone? Why? It was a good spot for me. 😭

I’d like a fs chinese spot in West London if anyone’s telling.

[notcalledchris]

What???   I miss a few days and the place has gone? Why? It was a good spot for me. 😭

I’d like a fs chinese spot in West London if anyone’s telling.

This intel might be out of date but I've been offered FS at the place opposite Paddington station on every visit.  I accepted once and reviewed.

[Kensingtonboy]

Herbal Clinic Cricklewood- Daria (Russian)

Location and general info well reported so I will not elaborate.  Visit took place last week early afternoon.  Didn’t make an booking just pot luck. Daria was on reception with another older woman who was stockier and didn’t float my boat.  Booked one hour and did paperwork, shown to room and took quick shower.  Daria arrived and had a basic chat. Turns out she is Romanian not Russian but that doesn’t bother me.   Physically quite petite, darkish skin around 5ft 4ish.  Slim and facially pretty much next door look, not a stunner but by no means unattractive. 

Got onto the bed and massage got underway, on the positive she put in plenty of effort on the negative she didn’t have a clue what she was doing.  Sadly no teasing, no Swipes, etc.  It’s typical of that place most of the girls could spend a lot less energy and focus on more erotic content.   

After the massage and on to extras.  Normal 20/30/40 package. Went to 40 fully nude and off came the cloths.  This was were things improved, very nice little body, with a very impressive and heavy pair of tits on a small frame.  She got to work on my oily cock with quite untrained enthusiasm reminded me of girlfriends of my teens, happy for unlimited tit access, and to my surprise when I approached her pussy with my fingers she just relaxed and let me gently finger her which is something quite rare for herbal clinic and got me over the line quite quickly and very pleasurably.

Overall a positive and very much recommended for those of you who like pretty big pair of tits on a small frame.   I’m definitely thinking of going back to see this one again and might just push it a bit harder on the extras to see if anything else is available.

[sparkus]

A couple of weeks ago I spotted at the door of Well Natural Health on Little Newport Street a Chinese blonde highlights bird with what looked to be a *massive* pair of chebs in a black dress.  As I was with Mrs Sparkus I didn't receive the usual pleading invite inside nor was able to but resolved to return.

Now seen again in a dress with ample cleavage on display (but not as big), I went inside to talk to her but quickly made my excuses and left as I could see from the amount displayed there was likely sag and softness of the skin due to a nursing a sprog or two.  Bad teeth too.  I'm sure she's known to several on here and during the two mins we talked inside she guided a regular customer downstairs to reception.

[disco]

Had 30 mins at Vanilla Thai Massage just by Spitalfields. My first time there.
Paid £35 at the door, had a quick shower and laid down nkd on my front.

Cute little Asian girl came in. Looked like she had big boobs and a nice ass. She took a towel and dried me off a bit and started with the requested medium massage. It was ok, but nothing special.

She asked for the turn around and pointed to hear if I wanted an extra massage... I asked how much, she said 50... I said no way... asked for b2b...£100. I said no thanks.
She. Later offered HE for 30, but I was annoyed now so said no thanks...

Massage continued for 15 mins more and I was on my way.

She is there Monday + Tuesday. Did not get her name. She was masked/clothed so not really able to give a better description...

Anyone else with experiences from that place?

[saiyens22]

Had 30 mins at Vanilla Thai Massage just by Spitalfields. My first time there.
Paid £35 at the door, had a quick shower and laid down nkd on my front.

Cute little Asian girl came in. Looked like she had big boobs and a nice ass. She took a towel and dried me off a bit and started with the requested medium massage. It was ok, but nothing special.

She asked for the turn around and pointed to hear if I wanted an extra massage... I asked how much, she said 50... I said no way... asked for b2b...£100. I said no thanks.
She. Later offered HE for 30, but I was annoyed now so said no thanks...

Massage continued for 15 mins more and I was on my way.

She is there Monday + Tuesday. Did not get her name. She was masked/clothed so not really able to give a better description...

Anyone else with experiences from that place?

Is it a Corner shop? If so yes I went a couple times there! First time was decent (barely) second time was rubbish.

[tony22]

Just posted a review, visting Sunny at Leyton Natural Health. It was a positive, just. An OK massage, full access given and a decent HR. I won't seek her out again as I'm sure there's better, and variety is the spice of life. OK.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=286170.0

[sparkus]

Just posted a review, visting Sunny at Leyton Natural Health. It was a positive, just. An OK massage, full access given and a decent HR. I won't seek her out again as I'm sure there's better, and variety is the spice of life. OK.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=286170.0

Thanks, your description of her as utterly non-descript is par for the course for this place, apart from when Lauren is on (and even then...)
A pity as in their early days there they had the likes of Marianna.

TBH, Leytonstone/Gants Hill/Debden, all the TCMs are pretty meh out east.

[disco]

Is it a Corner shop? If so yes I went a couple times there! First time was decent (barely) second time was rubbish.

Yup - was called Oasis before. Dont know if it’s the same owners

[tony22]

Thanks, your description of her as utterly non-descript is par for the course for this place, apart from when Lauren is on (and even then...)
A pity as in their early days there they had the likes of Marianna.

TBH, Leytonstone/Gants Hill/Debden, all the TCMs are pretty meh out east.

yep. I had a stroll down Leytonstone High street the other day, popped in River Kwai and there were 3 almost identical women of a similar look. The receptionist was younger and prettier so I chatted to her for 5 mins but nothing will happen there, and to be fair she knew straight away where I was trying to take the conversation. Popped in Natural Health and same there - just a Chinese version doing her best to get me in - slap on the bum, wink etc, but nah, not for me that time, kept the cash in my pocket. I've got one more review to add for Debden, but again, similar positive but just OK. Will carry on searching.....

[sparkus]

yep. I had a stroll down Leytonstone High street the other day, popped in River Kwai and there were 3 almost identical women of a similar look. The receptionist was younger and prettier so I chatted to her for 5 mins but nothing will happen there, and to be fair she knew straight away where I was trying to take the conversation. Popped in Natural Health and same there - just a Chinese version doing her best to get me in - slap on the bum, wink etc, but nah, not for me that time, kept the cash in my pocket. I've got one more review to add for Debden, but again, similar positive but just OK. Will carry on searching.....

I'm always curious about River Kwai but like yourself every recent recce has drawn nil, though once I convinced a kewt young receptionist to do the deed (nothing special in the end) and once one with huge chebs to.  I suppose it's those past opportunities which keeps (or kept) me in hope.  Likewise Natural Health, who have had on some pure filth women before but now not at all.

[tony22]

I'm always curious about River Kwai but like yourself every recent recce has drawn nil, though once I convinced a kewt young receptionist to do the deed (nothing special in the end) and once one with huge chebs to.  I suppose it's those past opportunities which keeps (or kept) me in hope.  Likewise Natural Health, who have had on some pure filth women before but now not at all.

Had a quick look this morning and nothing there to tempt me....cling on to the hope

[sparkus]

Had a quick look this morning and nothing there to tempt me....cling on to the hope

Have you tried the South Woodford Chinese place? Generally better than surrounding areas.

[Tedbandy]

Just posted a review, visting Sunny at Leyton Natural Health. It was a positive, just. An OK massage, full access given and a decent HR. I won't seek her out again as I'm sure there's better, and variety is the spice of life. OK.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=286170.0

Not seen Apple in there?

Wouldnt mind given her another porking.

[Hotshots76]

What place are you referring to, I might check it out and do a review.

Have you tried the South Woodford Chinese place? Generally better than surrounding areas.

[tony22]

Have you tried the South Woodford Chinese place? Generally better than surrounding areas.

I'll give that a bit of a recce and hopefully something worth trying there, and report back. 

[sparkus]

Not seen Apple in there?

Wouldnt mind given her another porking.

I'd have liked to, though I didn't think to but she seemed up for it (didn't go equipped).

She's one of the few times my walk off instincts have been wrong as she had a decent body naked. Just the boat is iffy.

[sparkus]

What place are you referring to, I might check it out and do a review.

Woodford Health, Ashford Road. Fair few reviews on here but hit and miss (still more ceiling hits by me than the Leytonstone one).

[Tedbandy]

I'd have liked to, though I didn't think to but she seemed up for it (didn't go equipped).

She's one of the few times my walk off instincts have been wrong as she had a decent body naked. Just the boat is iffy.

Rode me like seabiscuit for a 25 tip! Good times (tried to not look at her face)