London massage shop mini reviews

[stampjones]

Posting a few that I can recall from my absence in case they are useful. Details may be sketchy - apologies.

Julie (or Judy) bamboo spa, stroud green road.
Turned up and Julie was on reception. Older chinese woman (50 or so?) with short hair and glasses, trim build. Something about her did it for me so I asked if she did massage. She said no and tried to pass me onto another girl so I made to leave and she consented. 30 for 30.

Because of the above it was actually a wsws experience. Massage was ok and I wasn't sure what would happen til her hand strayed between my legs and made contact. Bingo. Two minutes later she’s naked having suggested 40 for b2b. Nice body - a bit chunkier than I expected, especially the legs. Nice arse and decent smallish tits. Cant remember details on pussy but fairly sure it was a fullish bush.

I decided to push my luck and see what else was on offer. No FS but she did agree owo for an extra tenner. Didnt last very long or go very deep but I guess I cant complain for a tenner. Anyway a bit longer and the deed was done.

All in all a decent enough experience. I did go back to try and get a repeat but no luck so far. One of the timesa girl with that name was working as a massage girl (but was busy) so not sure if she is a regular or not

[sexy pete]

The 'hot Chinese girl' was probably the one I saw a while back. Negotiated a naked handjob with plenty of touching for £50 extra.  Much more up to FS was available but was quoted silly money. She was hot though. The premises were basic and a bit shabby.

[dross]

Posting a few that I can recall from my absence in case they are useful. Details may be sketchy - apologies.

Julie (or Judy) bamboo spa, stroud green road.
Turned up and Julie was on reception. Older chinese woman (50 or so?) with short hair and glasses, trim build. Something about her did it for me so I asked if she did massage. She said no and tried to pass me onto another girl so I made to leave and she consented. 30 for 30.

Because of the above it was actually a wsws experience. Massage was ok and I wasn't sure what would happen til her hand strayed between my legs and made contact. Bingo. Two minutes later she’s naked having suggested 40 for b2b. Nice body - a bit chunkier than I expected, especially the legs. Nice arse and decent smallish tits. Cant remember details on pussy but fairly sure it was a fullish bush.

I decided to push my luck and see what else was on offer. No FS but she did agree owo for an extra tenner. Didnt last very long or go very deep but I guess I cant complain for a tenner. Anyway a bit longer and the deed was done.

All in all a decent enough experience. I did go back to try and get a repeat but no luck so far. One of the timesa girl with that name was working as a massage girl (but was busy) so not sure if she is a regular or not

OWO for a tenner, winner! Where did you deposit her well earned treat?

[LLPunting]

I saw Jodie sometime ago, a pretty forgettable experience, mediocre massage and b2b, managed to get her to do some frontage which she seemed surprised in a plain way about, but this is not b2b she exclaimed, not was your massage darling was my reply, honestly avoid.

Was this girl billed as 22ish and mix-caribbean?  Apparently did a short stint over a year ago (possibly under a different name).  I've not had a chance to check her out this past 3 weeks she's been about.

[LLPunting]

I saw a British black lady at Skyline a while back, she came out of the second room and that young receptionist cheekily asked if I'd like to book her next time. I replied No as she was very unremarkable.

Can you describe her in more detail; boat and figure? 

[stampjones]

OWO for a tenner, winner! Where did you deposit her well earned treat?

On her stomach if memory serves. Tenner extra for the owo - was 80 in total including that, b2b and door fee

[sparkus]

Can you describe her in more detail; boat and figure? 

Tallish but body like a sack of potatoes, glum face and messy hair. I'd rathe have a wank, wouldn't even bother for free unless I'd just been let out of prison.

[r00b0t]

The 'hot Chinese girl' was probably the one I saw a while back. Negotiated a naked handjob with plenty of touching for £50 extra.  Much more up to FS was available but was quoted silly money. She was hot though. The premises were basic and a bit shabby.

That's good to know, thanks. I wasn't sure if you actually got the girl downstairs or they switched for another. Did you negotiate outside or once in?

[LLPunting]

Tallish but body like a sack of potatoes, glum face and messy hair. I'd rathe have a wank, wouldn't even bother for free unless I'd just been let out of prison.

That'd be a no go then 

[sexy pete]

Hi rOObOt. It was the girl outside. Sussed out extras situation outside, then discussed and agreed price once in the room.

[Jonestown]

Osterley Girls - Chiswick/Northfields - Runners & Riders

Chiswick:-

Mon - Vicky
Tue - Cindy
Wed - Ailsa
Thu - Rita
Fri - Ellen
Sat - ???
Sun - ???

Northfields:-

Mon - Ellen, Michelle
Tue - Amanda, Rita
Wed - ???, ???
Thu - Vicky, ???
Fri - Ailsa, ???
Sat - Vicky, Rita
Sun - ???, ???

The Girls:-

Melody . Size 10, attractive
Michelle, size 10, toned body
Alisa, size 8, attractive, horny
Ellen, size 12, pretty face, horny second visit
Rita, size 8? Tall, slim attractive.
Vicky, Size 10, v pretty, great fun
Amanda, Size 10, tall, attractive, energetic
Cindy, v specialised, one for granny love fans


Feel free to add missing entries.

[Shadowb3831]

Visited Living Health near Putney bridge station on sunday.  Was massaged by Mina who is about 30 something and looks like a thai/chinese mix.  Massage was good, but didn't find her attractive so declined HE

[Jonestown]

Visited Living Health near Putney bridge station on sunday.  Was massaged by Mina who is about 30 something and looks like a thai/chinese mix.  Massage was good, but didn't find her attractive so declined HE

Mina is the Korean girl who also works as Lulu in Southampton Row, I'm surprised you didn't find her attractive, but I'd agree she give a very good massage.

[r00b0t]

Hi rOObOt. It was the girl outside. Sussed out extras situation outside, then discussed and agreed price once in the room.

Thanks, went for another look but it was a different girl, more plain this time. I guess they change daily.

[Shadowb3831]

Mina is the Korean girl who also works as Lulu in Southampton Row, I'm surprised you didn't find her attractive, but I'd agree she give a very good massage.

hmm she didn't look korean to me and her skin tone was too dark.  sure it's the same person?

[Jonestown]

hmm she didn't look korean to me and her skin tone was too dark.  sure it's the same person?

Ah ok, you may be right, these girls come and go, and names get recycled.

[ampithestud1]

Saw 'Tong Tong' (not 100% sure this is the proper pronunciation) at New Moon Health, Whitecross Street Barbican a few days ago after reading this positive review on UKP and hoping to see those big natural chinese chebs:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=262726.0

Overall experience was meh as she's way overpriced for what was delivered. In hindsight I should've known this given most TCMs in the city in my experience have been a waste of money. Appearance wise she is as the OP describes in the review, mid 30 early 40s perhaps, ok face and a decent pair which I got a feel of but didn't get to see. When I walked in she was braless at the counter and I was immediately sold.

Positives:
- Nice clean shop, big rooms and shower facility inside
- She was friendly, english is ok so easy to talk to
- Possibly a DD cup, they do hang a bit but not too much, are soft with decent size nipples. Bear in mind this is my assessment from feeling them a few times with her top on
- Really good cock handling skills, slow and sensual build up to climax

Neutrals:
- Massage delivered was a mix of use of elbows (good) but also a lot of simple running of hands all over (annoying)
- Complimented me on my 'cute' bum, 'great' skin etc but this was simply part of the sales pitch for extras that was to follow

Negatives:
- Went out of the room 3 times to attend to customers at reception
- Its £50 for relaxing massage and £60 for deep tissue, which is steep and not VFM IMO. Her reasoning was 'this is zone 1 baby'
- Wanted £30 for HJ, and when I countered with £20 she restated this is too less because 'this is zone 1 baby' . Eventually settled for £20 for HJ but with no access to tits
- Wouldn't quote prices for topless or B2B, just said she doesn't do it at first and 'its too expensive' later on

I paid £50 + £20 in total.

If you are looking for a proper massage don't bother, but if willing to shell out £100 or more then a good time can be had, but I certainly won't be going back.

[LLPunting]

Been looking around offerings in the SE area and come across Ruby spa on Bromley Road. Looks like they've been open since around june/July and thought I'd give a quick review   

Ruby Spa (440 Bromley Road)

Not exactly sure what girls were available, think the owner is Nico? I'll attach some photos of her and the photos seem to be accurate to what I've seen of her during my visit. Tried to get her to massage me however she was busy at the time and instead I went with one of the other girls

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Finally dragged my ass to check out this "new" place on Bromley Rd (Nico says opened in last 3ish months), certainly too recent for Google Streetview to record it.  30 for 30, 45 for 60.

1st visit:  Young Chinese on reception, "student" looked early 20s.  Lily is slim, untoned, small chested, pale skin, clear complexion, round face, button mouth, quiet spoken but good English.  Works Tuesdays.
Lily for 30 mins for 30.
Seems she has some massage skills, manipulating taught muscle fibres over bones.  Not very talkative.  Not very sensual.  Offered extras after 10 mins.  Wanted 50 for b2b, I declined.  With 15 mins on the clock she agreed to b2b for 40.  Always regret accepting these offers and unsurprisingly regret agreeing to this one.  Her skills were limited and reluctantly delivered.  No kissing anywhere, no tweaking of her dark, pencil rubber, 1/2" nips, no touching below.  Body slides limited and unstimulating.  She was determined to crack one out but with all her reluctance I was not interested and mini-me went on vacation. No HE achieved.  One to avoid.

2nd visit:  Nico appeared as I entered, she's older (40+, photo is heavily filtered to smooth her skin and make it lighter) I found her attractive because she was animated and friendly.
Got Nico to give me 30 mins.
Chatty, friendly, flirty, relaxing sensual massage rather than particularly manipulative.  She used to work in Liverpool St.  She's definitely an old hand at this lark and wanting to step away from services into management.  Didn't mind me caressing her clothed legs and bum.  Although she brought me to attention after the flip she was reluctant to deliver any extras, leaned over me and allowed some nuzzling of her cleavage.  She smelled good.  Tried to convince me to extend and see one of her girls.  Told me not to pay more than 20 HE or 40 b2b.  Told her that's not what Lily wanted previously.  She wasn't impressed.  She says she has different girls most days who then repeat the following week so seems to be a "stable" rota.   Finished without "finishing". 

May go back to check out other girls and see if I can get Nico to give it up but won't be in a rush, only if passing as it's not convenient.  Hopefully the poor location will convince Nico to improve the service and keep a cap on prices or her new venture will fail pretty damn quick.  If you're tempted to give it a try then avoid Lily and definitely don't pay more than 40 for b2b.  DO NOT MENTION UKP

[LLPunting]

Is there a new Yaya in town?  External Link/Members Only

Those who know Yaya from Beckenham, pls check out this "new" lady's WhatsApp pic and confirm if she is pr isn't the same lady.     I've not met the Beckenham legend (yet).

[Ardras]

Is there a new Yaya in town?  External Link/Members Only

Those who know Yaya from Beckenham, pls check out this "new" lady's WhatsApp pic and confirm if she is pr isn't the same lady.     I've not met the Beckenham legend (yet).

Unless there's something wrong with my Whatsapp it looks like she's taken down her picture. Anyway I very much doubt it is the 'classic' Yaya considering her gumtree ad is still up and the number I contacted her on two weeks ago was the same as the old one I'd used before.

[Ardras]

Also I should add that two weeks ago I contacted Mai in Beckenham (External Link/Members Only) in regards to her prices and was quoted £100 for B2B. Didn't really fancy paying that much on the day so opted to see Yaya (External Link/Members Only) again. With Yaya I got a massage and topless OWO for £80 which was a change from a couple of months ago where the only extra she was offering was hr. I guess she broke up with her partner. 

[Duron]

OSTERLEY GIRLS: can someone update on boob size of the girls please?

[sparkus]

OSTERLEY GIRLS: can someone update on boob size of the girls please?

Be even better if we could get a blockchain type database on all TCMs.

[Baxter63]

You're in the wrong place. Osterleys aren't shops. Never have been.

[LLPunting]

You're in the wrong place. Osterleys aren't shops. Never have been.

Wrong, Osterleys are brothels, even if single room premises because they have multiple staff rota'd through.  Osterleys are billed as a collective operating under a brand name.  If they were a collective of indie girls sharing the same premises then the girls would be individually advertised with their scheduled availability at multiple locations noted.

This thread is perhaps misnomered but it has come to collect establishments that advertise more than one girl available for "massage" not "escorts".

[Jonestown]

OSTERLEY GIRLS: can someone update on boob size of the girls please?

They are all Chinese so boob size is largely irrelevant , they are genetically coded to have inconsequential boobs. Any hard core boob man is essentially wasting his time seeking out Chinese / Thai, etc., better stick to poles.

Alternately you could update it yourself.

[wilfred]

They are all Chinese so boob size is largely irrelevant , they are genetically coded to have inconsequential boobs. Any hard core boob man is essentially wasting his time seeking out Chinese / Thai, etc., better stick to poles.

Alternately you could update it yourself.

OG Northfields - Wednesdays.   Cilla (formerly known as Daisy), cute face, huge hooters, carrying a few pounds elsewhere too.

[Jonestown]

OG Northfields - Wednesdays.   Cilla (formerly known as Daisy), cute face, huge hooters, carrying a few pounds elsewhere too.

Ha, thanks, the exception that proves the rule, I'll add Cilla to the list. Did by any chance you happen to spot Eve who was supposed to also be at Northfields today ?

[elnukky]

Is there a new Yaya in town?  External Link/Members Only

Those who know Yaya from Beckenham, pls check out this "new" lady's WhatsApp pic and confirm if she is pr isn't the same lady.     I've not met the Beckenham legend (yet).

The ad says Bromley, so unless Yaya (Beckenham) has moved, I would say its a new one.

[sparkus]

OG Northfields - Wednesdays.   Cilla (formerly known as Daisy), cute face, huge hooters, carrying a few pounds elsewhere too.

Remember her being mentioned ages ago, will have to try her out.

[Tedbandy]

You can visit her as part of your 12 days of chebsmas challenge 

[wilfred]

Ha, thanks, the exception that proves the rule, I'll add Cilla to the list. Did by any chance you happen to spot Eve who was supposed to also be at Northfields today ?

Afraid not, although I was privy to a little audio, - a few girly giggles and a subsequent “haw, haw, haw” which I sincerely hope wasn’t her.

[RAJEC]

12 days of chebsmas challenge 

 

[sparkus]

You can visit her as part of your 12 days of chebsmas challenge 

Let's see what's in my sack then 

[LLPunting]

Let's see what's in my sack then 

I think you meant;
"Ho, ho, ho!  Hello little ladies, line up and let's see if I have a little something in my sack for each of you."

[LLPunting]

The ad says Bromley, so unless Yaya (Beckenham) has moved, I would say its a new one.

They're not distant cities, could take the bus, walk, train, drive, ride the 2 miles difference in location.  Some women don't work at their place of residence.

[Jonestown]

The ad says Bromley, so unless Yaya (Beckenham) has moved, I would say its a new one.

I texted her, its Yaya from Beckenham, she says she moved to Bromley a month back.

The only time I ever went to Bromley was a good few years ago to see a young chubster thai who worked out of a house at the bottom of the high street, she worked with an older thai lady called Yaya who eventually moved to Beckenham, so maybe she is just returning to the previous arrangement.

Postscript: she has just sent a photo and this one looks too young to be the original Bromley yaya, so who knows

[jimmypoo]

VaVi Massage, 51 Rupert Street - Soho end.

I now only ever have massages when a AW booking is cancelled - quality of women, actual massage and extras have IMO gone sharply south in the last view years.

Last Sunday, I didn't want to stray too far from work and so decided to revisit a place I hadn't been to in a while.

VaVi is the doorway between shops with a staircase going down.

I chose VaVi because I saw an attractive asian woman in tight pants go in, she was working reception.

£30 for 30 minutes.

L - shape Massage room, table going round corner, sink in corner.

I didn't get the name for the Thai masseuse but she was petite, 40ish, attractive face, small tits.

Very distinctive accent - Irish/Thai!  Swore a lot and used a lot of Irish slang.

Extremely talkative, maybe a little overpowering.

Massage was light & average.  No CC swipes or erotic touching.

After 15 minutes, I was offered £30 for HJ, £60 for Topless & £100 for B2B.

I refused.

Then agreed £50 for B2B.

Very very soft and smooth skin.

Rubbed boobs up and down my front, average HJ.

Allowed boobs and bum to be fondled but shunned pussy touching - trimmed with meaty flaps.

Walls paper thin - another customer came in towards the end of my massage and I could clearly hear the conversation he was having with his masseuse.

£80 in total.

Would not return.

[LLPunting]

I texted her, its Yaya from Beckenham, she says she moved to Bromley a month back.

The only time I ever went to Bromley was a good few years ago to see a young chubster thai who worked out of a house at the bottom of the high street, she worked with an older thai lady called Yaya who eventually moved to Beckenham, so maybe she is just returning to the previous arrangement.

Postscript: she has just sent a photo and this one looks too young to be the original Bromley yaya, so who knows

"Too young" as in you've met the old one and it's nothing like her?  the photo that was in her WhatsApp had definitely been through the gauze over the lens treatment.

[jimmypoo]

Organic Healthy Massage, 6 Archer Street, Soho.

Early October 2019.

Never been here before, even though it's been around a while and very close to work.

I was checking out the shop girls(the best that I could through the windows) in the area.

I was attracted to Candy who was sleeping on the customer couch in Organic Healthy Massage reception area.

Candy was petite, small boobs, late 30's/early 40's China woman.  Attractive face, looked great in the summer dress she was wearing.

It was 4pm and she was out cold, I actutally had to touch her shoulder to wake her.  She looked & acted very happy to see me.

£30 for 30 minutes.

One of the laziest  massages I have ever had.  She lightly run her hands up and down my back with no oil, I asked for oil but she carried on without.

5 minutes in, she offered £40 for HJ & £100 for B2B.

I laughed.

She asked what I wanted to pay, I replied £50 for full service!

It was now her turn to laugh.

Candy carried on lightly rubbing my back, with no oil.

Offered HJ for £30, I declined, even though I had blue balls.

She left the room at the 20 minute mark, whereupon I got dressed and also left.

£30 paid in total. 

Would not return!

[Jonestown]

"Too young" as in you've met the old one and it's nothing like her?  the photo that was in her WhatsApp had definitely been through the gauze over the lens treatment.

I saw the chubster in Bromley about 2010, and went to Beckenham a year or so later to see Yaya, alas she bounced me on the doorstep as i had failed to confirm 30 mins before (something she failed to specify when i spoke to her when i was leaving London an hour earlier). So never actually got to see Yaya, but the chubster said she was late forties in 2010, but had had a lot of work done on face and body.

[LLPunting]

Anyone else able to identify Yaya of Beckenham feel free to PM me a disposable email address and I'll send you the whatsapp shot for your ratification.

[LLPunting]

Thanks Jimmy for sadly confirming that the Soho shops are pretty much clip joints, even the fallback kiosk shop on Tot Ct Rd seems to have given up its VFM and consistency status.

There seems to be better hunting in the shops scattered throughout the Zones outside 1, at least reports of younger girls offering some mileage if not enthusiasm or skill.

[sparkus]

I think you meant;
"Ho, ho, ho!  Hello little ladies, line up and let's see if I have a little something in my sack for each of you."

He's writing a review, he's writing it twice, he's gonna tell who's naughty and nice...

[daddy919]

Think her name was June in Sala Thai. She looks okay, 5ft 6ish, size 10, good c cups at least from what I saw with clothes. In her late 20s. Massage was ok. Didn't massage feet. Apparently not qualified to massage feet but can massage a cock which is more dangerous imo... more nerves and sprays hot liquid  . Apparently none of the girls are qualified to massage feet and then wanted 80 for oral...

[Ardras]

I texted her, its Yaya from Beckenham, she says she moved to Bromley a month back.

The only time I ever went to Bromley was a good few years ago to see a young chubster thai who worked out of a house at the bottom of the high street, she worked with an older thai lady called Yaya who eventually moved to Beckenham, so maybe she is just returning to the previous arrangement.

Postscript: she has just sent a photo and this one looks too young to be the original Bromley yaya, so who knows

That's weird, because I saw Yaya about two and half weeks ago now and she was still at her usual place in Beckenham. LLPunting sent over her picture and I'm almost certain it isn't her. So either I'm going crazy or this new Yaya's impersonating the old one (for god knows what reason).

[LLPunting]

That's weird, because I saw Yaya about two and half weeks ago now and she was still at her usual place in Beckenham. LLPunting sent over her picture and I'm almost certain it isn't her. So either I'm going crazy or this new Yaya's impersonating the old one (for god knows what reason).

Thanks for letting us know.
First spin with her was limited to naked HR/lame b2b (40) but she's got a fit little body, alas with bolt-ons.  Working out of the trashy China Health on Widmore St.  Definitely a YMMV girl but she suggests more mileage available.  Cheeky, cheerful and passable English.  Fairly perfunctory after the finish.

May give her another spin if I'm passing and she happens to be around.  Works most days she says with Weds off (she may have mentioned Sun too but I don't recall).

[Ardras]

Thanks for letting us know.
First spin with her was limited to naked HR/lame b2b (40) but she's got a fit little body, alas with bolt-ons.  Working out of the trashy China Health on Widmore St.  Definitely a YMMV girl but she suggests more mileage available.  Cheeky, cheerful and passable English.  Fairly perfunctory after the finish.

May give her another spin if I'm passing and she happens to be around.  Works most days she says with Weds off (she may have mentioned Sun too but I don't recall).

Fair enough, sounds like it was a decent experience, if nothing spectacular, though I doubt we can expect much more form that neck of the woods. Maybe there might be more on offer at the shop or outside but in the end you end up spending more than necessary to find out. Sounds like too much hard work (though I'm a lazy sod, I have to say).

[jimmypoo]

Thanks Jimmy for sadly confirming that the Soho shops are pretty much clip joints, even the fallback kiosk shop on Tot Ct Rd seems to have given up its VFM and consistency status.

There seems to be better hunting in the shops scattered throughout the Zones outside 1, at least reports of younger girls offering some mileage if not enthusiasm or skill.

Thanks for the advice.

I only have myself to blame for being too damn lazy to travel outside of zone 1!

[LLPunting]

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External Link/Members Only - also seen this girl, does nude b2b massage, went down on her and she came all over me then we fucked. All for £60 (outcall) which was decent.

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Finally got round to calling this one.  She's quoting 50% higher for b2b and that's all.  Sounded pleasant on phone but no face pics, not going to chance that on an outcall.