London massage shop mini reviews

[Silver Birch]

Kilburn Thai Spa, 10 Willesden Lane.

Not much to say to entice to punters on here, but might help some decide whether to visit, or not.

Popped in for a 30 minute £30 and asked for a deep tissue massage which turned out to be really good. However, not even the slightest hint that anything other than massage might be on offer.

POSITIVE: Good massage, nice premises including shower, only spent £30.
NEGATIVE: Maybe I misread her (none of the usual signals), or she misread me, or maybe extras aren't on the menu. 

[LLPunting]

Kilburn Thai Spa, 10 Willesden Lane.

Not much to say to entice to punters on here, but might help some decide whether to visit, or not.

Popped in for a 30 minute £30 and asked for a deep tissue massage which turned out to be really good. However, not even the slightest hint that anything other than massage might be on offer.

POSITIVE: Good massage, nice premises including shower, only spent £30.
NEGATIVE: Maybe I misread her (none of the usual signals), or she misread me, or maybe extras aren't on the menu.

Deep Tissue is usually a little more expensive and often indicative of you wanting a genuine massage
Ask for a relaxing massage and things usually flow from there (pun intended)

[chinafan]

For someone who "did" get busted by his wife - resulting in a hugely expensive divorce and family humiliation - I would just add "go careful out there guys" because I really wouldn't wish what I went through on my worst enemy; happily as a single fat bloke I can now pork to my hearts content and not worry about the repercussions....

Would love to hear more!

[Silver Birch]

Deep Tissue is usually a little more expensive and often indicative of you wanting a genuine massage
Ask for a relaxing massage and things usually flow from there (pun intended)

I hadn't actually made that connection before. Trouble is, I do like a firm massage before getting wanked off 

[Private Member]

Visited Bamboo Massage in Bromley well over a month ago on a Friday.....Whilst it was a decent enough experience it was also my most recent action as I seem to be taking a unconscious break...

Anyway, I'd read conflicting reports on this place, but thought I'd take a chance as I was in the area.

The oriental man on reception said there was a Brazilian woman working, but I've had mixed experiences with South Americans and tend to find they can be greedy with 'tips' so asked if he had any Asian ladies (which I prefer anyway)….and 'by chance' he did. £45 for the hour

Anyway in the room I was joined by Helen. Limited English but slim, reasonably attractive with not too much up top. About 30 I'd say - but I could be 10 years out either way. Anyway the first half was a decent enough massage face down (I was naked), and on the flip the usual question was asked. £40 agreed for B2B without the haggle....

Have to say she was great fun from then on - got her to lie down, straddled and 'massaged' her. No complaints from her but she did make those fake squeaky moans Chinese girls seem to do....but I let it go over my head. I was pretty much able to put my hands where I liked, but no fingers inside.

Eventually my beans were split. Had a shower and left to vanish anonymously into the shoppers of Bromley. I hope

[LLPunting]

I hadn't actually made that connection before. Trouble is, I do like a firm massage before getting wanked off 

Pay for the relaxing massage so you get in the room with the masseuse in the right frame of mind, you can always ask for her to do you harder once she's hands on.

[Stevenfun]

Hi all.

I've back read this thread quite some pages, but haven't found quite what I'm after.
Although I'm normally based for work in the south east sometimes I'm required to travel to central London.
Is anyone able to provide details on a rub and tug shop that also reliably offers full service.
I have a preference for Asians, but just for the experience of massage plus FS I'd go to any shop.
Or am I better off booking an escort from aw and using one that does massage prior to the deed.

Many thanks for your help

[LLPunting]

With such an influx of OWO seeking UKPers I'm not surprised she is recruiting 

Thanks for sharing the latest finds

Need to find some time to visit again

What's this in reply to?

[LLPunting]

Hi all.

I've back read this thread quite some pages, but haven't found quite what I'm after.
Although I'm normally based for work in the south east sometimes I'm required to travel to central London.
Is anyone able to provide details on a rub and tug shop that also reliably offers full service.
I have a preference for Asians, but just for the experience of massage plus FS I'd go to any shop.
Or am I better off booking an escort from aw and using one that does massage prior to the deed.

Many thanks for your help

You can't have read very far if you didn't pick up Liverpool St area or Baker St or Paddington so suggest you try searching again.  If your budget will stretch then there are some good indies who have also been reviewed and mentioned in a dedicated thread.

[Stevenfun]

Perhaps I skim read it.
Paddington or baker Street would be almost perfect locations.
I'll reread and attempt to find the relevant posts and post a review when done.
Many thanks.

[Callisto]

Where is this gaff?

Lee High Road, near Lewisham.  Deep Sowf.

[sparkus]

Lee High Road, near Lewisham.  Deep Sowf.

Sarf!

[Titti Tatti]

I hadn't actually made that connection before. Trouble is, I do like a firm massage before getting wanked off 

Me too but there's a solution.

But first, the desk always ask If you want 'deep tissue'? Which costs more, say no just a normal Scandinavian/thai/whatever. In the room she will always ask the same question to which I reply "I love a really strong massage that slowly becomes more sensual toward the end." Sometimes she asks for clarity, which helps us both. They all clock watch and when the time comes you really feel the difference.

[FlaccidChimp]

Skyline/Emily's is on a major recruiting drive at the moment and seem to have new girls starting every week or so.

Last couple of weeks I've met:

Shani 
A sweet South East Indian girl 25+.  Pretty GND face, size 10/12 figure, soft, dark-honey skin, long black hair, D+ cups but a little deflated (she's lost a lot of weight and her boobs suffered a bit), responsive nipples.  Tummy has been stretched.  She's working hard to get into shape, once she tones up she'll be a slender 10.  5'5"ish.  Very good English with a light accent. 
New to the game and a little shy but not too much.  Massage skills need some improving but she has quite strong hands so she could be effective (a little rough skinned but some Atrixo should sort that out).  Sensual touch quite good.  20/30/40 for HR/THR/B2B.  Needs to practice slides but then the narrow tables at Emily's need some skill to use if both users are over 5'! 
My hands and mouth allowed everywhere on her young body (she's shaven  ).  She seemed to enjoy the attention but nothing allowed inside.  Finished across her breasts.

Nadia   
Petite, thick-set, 25+ Polish blonde with a pretty face.  About 5'1", size 8/10, firm, plump D+ cups with responsive nipples.  Pert bottom, toned legs with smooth skin.  Good massage skills with strong hands (a little rough skinned), CC swipes and strokes well done.  Because she's so compact and busty when she leaned over me to massage down my back my head was smothered by her boobs, very pleasant and comforting! 
20/30/40 for HR/THR/B2B.  She offered up her boobs for sucking and licking, light fingering allowed (clit and puss both responsive), she preferred not to be finished off but she did get quite frisky 

Eliza

5 ft 4, size 10-12, Spain Spanish (not South American). She has a nice face Id rate a 6-7/10 with a decent all-around body but is a bit chubby. This doesn't show through her clothes. She only seems to lack curves. She's very chatty and her English is fine, although you can tell she's a non-native due to her strong accent and lack of articles. The Massage began well but approx 10 mins in got repetitive and it seemed like she didn't know many techniques. She hinted at extras. I nodded. She overtly disclosed her extras. I nodded. She asked how much I pay for B2B? I said 40. She said my normal price is 60.  I declined the offer and asked for simple HR. She spent the next 15 seconds as a salesman saying she gets completely naked, and "look at me." "Look at me."

 
I'm sorry if i'm paying 60 on top of 30-70 I'd expect OWO or full service. There are other girls there who look around as good that will give you B2B for 30-40 

She realized I wouldn't budge then said 40? yes? after confirming several times she stripped to her thong only. Even though she said B2B completely naked. She then proceeded to give me the budget B2B which is them rubbing their chest over you instead of getting on the table. She placed my hand on her body. It was allowed free roam anywhere although a certain part was covered. Maybe an extra 20 would've got me unlimited access.

She was very rough with the hj and I had to guide her. After a few mins the fake moans came. I was taking a while she reused the fake moans. I don't know why some women think fake moans will assist unloading you. HJ got quite a bit better after some coaching. At the moment I would rather go for any other girl in the shop but she is new and showed some potential. Massage wasn't bad but lacked many techniques. HJ bad but improved after guidance at a decent rate. Maybe she will be better after experience or training but I wont repeat for a while.


Sonya

Short( 5ft 3ish) Asian girl claiming to be Thai. Appears to be mid to late 30s. Decent face, probably a size 8. Breasts slightly saggy but with humongous nips. Decent massage but was a bit weak, I think because she naturally lacks strength. I prompted for a harder massage which she delivered. She seems shy. I requested B2B she said 40 but it was clear she would've accepted 30. I handed over 40. As my last B2B there with Hannah Korean was excellent. The B2B was decent but nowhere close to Hannahs. If Hannahs is a 9, Hers is a 5. She got on the table, and rubbed her assets over me. I had fun with her breasts. She seemed a bit shy and unenthusiastic. She also kept her lower region out of reach so I don't know if she offers or if she wasn't in the mood. Decent HJ was delivered at the end. She gave a very good foot massage which is an area most the masseuses I see neglect. I recommend her for that reason alone if you care about it. Hannah is a Korean Masseuse there sometimes and is better all around imo.

[theccobra]

Visited Well Health near Paddington a couple of weeks back.

Middle aged Chinese women who was friendly but a little 'mumsy'.  B cup I'd guess and called Linda.

£25 for massage and £40 b2b.  Good service however wouldn't go back as very busy in terms of punters / traffic.

[Titti Tatti]

Another thing I've been meaning to ask.

IMO being offered a choice of Thia/Scandanavian/Hawaiian(once)/Indian(yet to get to Athree)/Whatever massage is just bollocks? The girl will give her standard routine no matter what Management call it. So always select the cheapest option.

Anyone with experiences of someone trained in more than one school?

[hawkzville]

Would love to hear more!

………….. basically my ex wife suspected I was up to something and had a friends husband follow me after work a couple of evenings; I'd become quite complacent by then and didn't for one moment think she had any clue - anyhow, he took pictures of me going in and out of a massage parlour - twice over the course of a week! My ex tied it up to sizeable cash withdrawals, then invited my parents over for dinner where she presented her "reveal".


It was the worst moment of my life - as mentioned, hideous divorce/fall out etc - I ended up pretty much penniless and very much alone in the world.


You would have thought it would have put me off punting; instead it just put me off relationships instead.


When I asked her "what made you suspicious?" She told me that sometimes I'd smell of perfume or oil or something similar - which is what prompted me to post this on here as the "smell of punting" was what did for me in the end.

[RAJEC]

………….. basically my ex wife suspected I was up to something and had a friends husband follow me after work a couple of evenings; I'd become quite complacent by then and didn't for one moment think she had any clue - anyhow, he took pictures of me going in and out of a massage parlour - twice over the course of a week! My ex tied it up to sizeable cash withdrawals, then invited my parents over for dinner where she presented her "reveal".


It was the worst moment of my life - as mentioned, hideous divorce/fall out etc - I ended up pretty much penniless and very much alone in the world.


You would have thought it would have put me off punting; instead it just put me off relationships instead.


When I asked her "what made you suspicious?" She told me that sometimes I'd smell of perfume or oil or something similar - which is what prompted me to post this on here as the "smell of punting" was what did for me in the end.

Sorry to hear this mate.

[fisherofsouls]

That friend's husband though - what a cunt 

[Ladeeda]

Perhaps I skim read it.
Paddington or baker Street would be almost perfect locations.
I'll reread and attempt to find the relevant posts and post a review when done.
Many thanks.

Healthy Ways, outside Paddington station. FS definitely on offer as I've been offered it myself but didn't have the cash.

[RAJEC]

That friend's husband though - what a cunt 

Probably a cuckold

[hawkzville]

That friend's husband though - what a cunt 

He was/is a completely spineless pencil-neck; one of those blokes who just does exactly what his wife tells him to do - even after all of these years I still sometimes get tempted to go and give him a bit of a battering, but I prefer it just knowing that he still has to look over his shoulder just in case!

Not wishing to dwell on the past; so as per my previous message just BE CAREFUL as the women in your life are way smarter than we sometimes give them credit for.....

[xxxdavidxxx]

hi where is skyline/emilys massage please have you got a link

cheers

[stampjones]

Elena, yunji, charleville st, west ken

Was meeting a few mates in earls court last night and decided to get there early and fit in a risky massage (not that risky to be fair), but you bunch of randy buggers must have been out in force as everywhere was busy so hopped on the district line to west ken to try my luck there. Wasnt much better tbh but yunji had 2 free, one granny and elena, chinese, slim, early 30s I’d say. Was a bit dubious after my last experience there but they’ve always done a decent massage so I figured worst case I have a quick HE.

As it turned out the massage wasnt as good as the others Ive had, but not terrible and it did include some nice cc swipes. Question time came and she said she offered HE or b2b. Asked if there was any more on offer (more to suss out how risky it was) and she said granny could help out with FS but she didnt do that. Perfect I went for b2b which I negotiated down to 40.

She has a nice slim body with small tits and arse. Had a play and a suck. Stroked her pussy but didnt attempt entry as she was already bringing me close and I just went with the flow. Cleaned up and left. Was an ok session. She is better looking than the usual grannies that work there and a bit less scary than yuyu. She has short hair and glasses which are quite sexy - works wednesday only. Would I return? Probably not unless I was in the same situation. It wasnt a bad experience but in the end just a bit meh.

Jumped back on the tube to earls court where a genuinely good time was had by all!

[LLPunting]

That friend's husband though - what a cunt 

So what would you tell a friend if she asked you to help her catch her cheating husband?

[LLPunting]

He was/is a completely spineless pencil-neck; one of those blokes who just does exactly what his wife tells him to do - even after all of these years I still sometimes get tempted to go and give him a bit of a battering, but I prefer it just knowing that he still has to look over his shoulder just in case!

Not wishing to dwell on the past; so as per my previous message just BE CAREFUL as the women in your life are way smarter than we sometimes give them credit for.....

Why were you stepping out on her in the first place?

[hawkzville]

So what would you tell a friend if she asked you to help her catch her cheating husband?

I'd tell her to fight her own battles as I wouldn't want to get involved.

[hawkzville]

Why were you stepping out on her in the first place?

Now that is a very long and complicated story; why does anyone cheat? Because they can? Bored? Loveless marriage? Something different? All of those and way way more. Why do you cheat (assuming that you do)?

[Silver Birch]

Healthy Ways, outside Paddington station. FS definitely on offer as I've been offered it myself but didn't have the cash.

Do you mean Well Health in Praed Street? External Link/Members Only

[Rhymer99]

I'm brand new to this lark, a virgin to 'punting' if you will and have been reading through some posts with amusement.

Can anyone recommend a legit SLIM (no chubsters or pot bellies), friendly British gal with decent (largish) barrels (I'm a boob merchant) for a massage and preferably with a degree? Scratch the degree! Not that I'm fussy. If Brits are thin on the ground then Europeans will do but must have a bit of bants!

The bants/friendliness has to be there for me or else my young fella may end up hibernating until next spring. I don't see that happening with Asian or EE gals. Usually gals from there are stand offish & unfriendly. I've been out with a few - Boring as hell!

I have a window of opportunity tomorrow night!

[LLPunting]

I'd tell her to fight her own battles as I wouldn't want to get involved.

So no women friends then.
How about sisters?

[LLPunting]

Now that is a very long and complicated story; why does anyone cheat? Because they can? Bored? Loveless marriage? Something different? All of those and way way more. Why do you cheat (assuming that you do)?

If it was all those things then why hadn't you jacked it in and sought your freedom?

I only cheated once and I felt like shit, she found out and forgave me but we weren't the same so we split after another couple of years.  Now I only punt if single.

[fisherofsouls]

So what would you tell a friend if she asked you to help her catch her cheating husband?

I'd say "because my love, we'd be making an enemy and losing a friend, which is just stupid.

Also, do I look like fucking Dangermouse ?"

[sparkus]

I think this thread this is for sharing intel on massage shops in an entirely morally neutral way, as fascinating and close to home these discussions are.

If others on here want to cheat, lie, masquerade, be cuckolded or live in polygamy it aint any of mine.

Though I reserve the right to retain some kind of rubber-necking gawping interest when a massage shop SP's husband causes shit in there (I'm sure there's a separate debate to be had about "How would you feel if your OH gave b2b massages all day for a living?")

[stampjones]

I think this thread this is for sharing intel on massage shops in an entirely morally neutral way, as fascinating and close to home these discussions are.

If others on here want to cheat, lie, masquerade, be cuckolded or live in polygamy it aint any of mine.

Though I reserve the right to retain some kind of rubber-necking gawping interest when a massage shop SP's husband causes shit in there (I'm sure there's a separate debate to be had about "How would you feel if your OH gave b2b massages all day for a living?")

Yep - thats my thoughts too

[Silver Birch]

I have a window of opportunity tomorrow night!

You've left it a bit late in your search for the holy grail. There are some hot masseuse with good banter out there, somewhere, but I'm still looking, and for a lot longer than 24 hours 

[LLPunting]

I'm brand new to this lark, a virgin to 'punting' if you will and have been reading through some posts with amusement.

Can anyone recommend a legit SLIM (no chubsters or pot bellies), friendly British gal with decent (largish) barrels (I'm a boob merchant) for a massage and preferably with a degree? Scratch the degree! Not that I'm fussy. If Brits are thin on the ground then Europeans will do but must have a bit of bants!

The bants/friendliness has to be there for me or else my young fella may end up hibernating until next spring. I don't see that happening with Asian or EE gals. Usually gals from there are stand offish & unfriendly. I've been out with a few - Boring as hell!

I have a window of opportunity tomorrow night!

And I thought I was looking for unicorns.   

I've had plenty of good chat with Asians and EE girls, think you need to up your game.

Even if you had an open-ended budget you would struggle to find what you're looking for.  Best you try one of the indie girls advertising in AW or on the visiting massage sites.  Read the thread on indies.

[Jonestown]

I'm brand new to this lark, a virgin to 'punting' if you will and have been reading through some posts with amusement.


Can anyone recommend a legit SLIM (no chubsters or pot bellies), friendly British gal with decent (largish) barrels (I'm a boob merchant) for a massage and preferably with a degree? Scratch the degree! Not that I'm fussy. If Brits are thin on the ground then Europeans will do but must have a bit of bants!

The bants/friendliness has to be there for me or else my young fella may end up hibernating until next spring. I don't see that happening with Asian or EE gals. Usually gals from there are stand offish & unfriendly. I've been out with a few - Boring as hell!

I have a window of opportunity tomorrow night!

Maria in Edgware is pretty smart and has plenty of banter, slim too the last time I saw her, but whether she would entertain, even for money, an obvious birth canal such as yourself, I not sure.

[LLPunting]

Eliza
...

Sonya

... Breasts slightly saggy but with humongous nips.
... As my last B2B there with Hannah Korean was excellent.
...She gave a very good foot massage which is an area most the masseuses I see neglect.

Don't know if you saw Eliza before or after me as I had a similar issue with her when it came to prices.  Up to the point of discussion she was fun and flirty (she wasn't looking as pretty as when she came for interview) and we'd been feeling each other up.  She has some serious DDs hiding in her sweater that I didn't get to see.  On the turn she offered HR, topless or b2b and asked how much I'd pay, I told her the 20/30/40 standard for Skyline and she shook her head, she wanted more for all options.  She said she wouldn't remove her panties for 40.  I declined, surprisingly she continued her sensual touch to the end.  She offered me relief a couple more times but I declined as didn't want to pay less than she wanted (I don't like to chance a shit service from a grumpy provider).  At last asking she said she would take what I offered but by then there was less than 10 to go so no use to me.
I think she could've been a good turn if the pricing hadn't been the issue.  We won't be getting a chance to find out as she won't be returning to Skyline.
She does work from a place by Clockhouse Station in Beckenham on a Monday for those that can afford  to try her out.  Guess you'll need to search Gumtree or whatever.

Sonya's boobs saggy?  You must be used to solid bolt-ons that jut out or up!  Hers are natural Bs hanging as they should and her nips are just over a half inch long, a bit bigger than the end of a pencil.  I failed to sample her foot massage, will try next time.

Hannah does indeed give a great B2B if you want soft and sensual. She's only available by appointment, not sure if she/Emily has to know you first.  If you want something more vigorous (like Karina from Inverness Terrace) with lots of dry-humping then you'll have to look elsewhere.

[LLPunting]

Maria in Edgware is pretty smart and has plenty of banter, slim too the last time I saw her, but whether she would entertain, even for money, an aborted birth such as yourself, I'm not sure.

Corrected.   

[Wankingdead]

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Shasha
Black British
5:2 size 12 massive tits , short legs, she did a so and so massage no cc swipes, on the turn offered HE £20, decent overall 5/10.

Turkish girl ( didn't ask name) 5:4 size 10  small to medium tits, odour!
Average massage, £40 for b2b kept her thongs on, played with her tits and sucked on them, no touching of the undercarriage allowed, no body slides to speak of, average hand job. Overall 5/10.

Veronica.
Polish 5:6 size 8 medium tits, she knows about massage and has obviously done treatments in another life, £40 for b2b, stripped completely naked, decent body slides and dry plumbing, one of the best at Emilys currently and well worth a visit.

[FlaccidChimp]

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Veronica.
Polish 5:6 size 8 medium tits, she knows about massage and has obviously done treatments in another life, £40 for b2b, stripped completely naked, decent body slides and dry plumbing, one of the best at Emilys currently and well worth a visit.

I cosign on her massages. I never tried b2b with her.

[LLPunting]

Anyone tried Jade at Skyline? 
Saw her for the first time in passing recently and she looked like a pretty and friendly curvy girl.  She's lasted a few months so must be doing something right.  Emily cheekily said I should have a go but I was already milked dry.

[Wankingdead]

Saw her some time ago, average.

[Titti Tatti]

Corrected.   

Sorry but I thought 'birth canal' funny and original.

[stampjones]

Maria in Edgware is pretty smart and has plenty of banter, slim too the last time I saw her, but whether she would entertain, even for money, an obvious birth canal such as yourself, I not sure.

love it JT, sucked him in and nailed him at the end. Genius

[LLPunting]

Saw her some time ago, average.

Google search didn't ping a review here or comments.  Can you elaborate? Services or lack of?  Attitude?  Body?  She's English, Afro-carib.

[LLPunting]

Sorry but I thought 'birth canal' funny and original.

I know, just that "birth canal" is rather virtuous and respectable which I was of the impression the punter isn't.  Perhaps "Berkshire" would do?

[matad0r]

Fantasia

I was there last week for the third time recently.
The first time it was with a very young Chinese lady, early 20ies, which gave me one of the best massages I have had recently paying attention to every part of my body. Very sexy, but limited English which i didn't mind. Didn't discuss the tip amount before she proceeded to strip off completely and was very receptive to me sucking her books and touching her everywhere but no fingering. I had a great time so I went back ...

Second time I unfortunately ended up with the Romanian girl that is I believe some sort of mamasan there. Good English skills but massage was mediocre as she was more interested in looking herself in the mirror than focusing on the important stuff, i.e. making my c)ck cum! She wanted to negotiate the price in advance starting from 50 and then 40. Eventually gave her 30, as I had given to the the Chinese lady before ... she said it was an one off for me ... whatever.

Last time, I specifically asked for an Asian lady so I ended up with a girl that she claimed to be from Korea but I seriously have my doubts. Massage nothing special but she had a nice figure and I enjoyed chatting to her and being funny with her. Unfortunately, when it came to the price she wanted 50 and she would not go below 40 no matter what. She said I could also speak to the manager if I didn't believe that 40 was the going rate... Anyway, probably the best experience was the first one but I also enjoyed the last despite the price.

What I like about the place is that in all 3 occasions I have the girls willing to strip off completely and sucking their boobs was allowed. In my experience that is not always the case in the Chinese places around the centre where I usually end up. Downsides, entrance not very discreet, same for the rooms.

So probably I will visit again, maybe after Natural Health ;-)

P.S. I would be interested to know others' people recent experience wrt payment in Fantasia.
P.S.2. I really need to start remembering names...

[LLPunting]

Fantasia
...

If a Romanian's in charge then things have changed dramatically for the worse.

If you're finding Chinese masseuses unwilling to get their kit off for 40-60 quid then you're doing something wrong.  Most will let you eat them out for that and some will fuck you.  Unless you've been stomping around the clip joints around Brewer St.