London massage shop mini reviews

[stampjones]

Took me a few re-reads to see the shit syntax.

Me too but when you get it - man you are a comedy genius 

[sparkus]

Me too but when you get it - man you are a comedy genius 

I was worried the comment wasn't said in jest, I've had grief from SPs who've complained I've not gone back so much but their friend in another shop recognised me etc from description 

[stampjones]

I was worried the comment wasn't said in jest, I've had grief from SPs who've complained I've not gone back so much but their friend in another shop recognised me etc from description 

Unless you have to sling your tool over your shoulder when you leave I wouldnt worry about it. You know what they’re like - all connected and a big chain of chinese whispers. Someone pointed you out to a friend who mentioned it to someone else etc etc. Had similar things happen to me.

[bukowski]

Took me a few re-reads to see the shit syntax.

weird tip for you's all

keep an opened packet of thin sliced honey roast ham in the fridge
when you get home, raid the fridge, grab a few slices of ham and rub them over your perfume affected areas

bingo, you now only smell of ham

[Love2come]

weird tip for you's all

keep an opened packet of thin sliced honey roast ham in the fridge
when you get home, raid the fridge, grab a few slices of ham and rub them over your perfume affected areas

bingo, you now only smell of ham

, I prefer the keep your balls fresh spay you can buy on amazon. It's called Instant clean balls and leaves you smelling fresh and neutral instead of like you have just fucked miss piggy up the arse.  But each and to their own.

[Agent W]

Seriously has anyone ever been questioned about the smell of perfume/oil/shampoo/mouthwash/etc on returning home? It gets mentioned a lot on here, but the smell of fear and paranoia would seem to be more relevant?

I had a close call over perfume on my jumper once. “Ooh you smell nice, what is that?” etc. I had to make up something about someone next to me on the train. Thank god WGs don’t usually wear any for exactly this reason.

So far I have never had a problem due to baby oil, mouthwash or being suspiciously freshly showered, but I do always shower thoroughly and where possible allow some time between punt and home. I’ve bought a soft drink from a newsagent if I didn’t have mouthwash, or to cover it up. The gym is a great cover as well.

[sparkus]

weird tip for you's all

keep an opened packet of thin sliced honey roast ham in the fridge
when you get home, raid the fridge, grab a few slices of ham and rub them over your perfume affected areas

bingo, you now only smell of ham

Weirdly for one of my first ever punts on Bethnal Green Road with a very voluptuous Indian reeking of perfume, afterwards I went to the beigel shop on Brick Lane and smothered my affected neck and chest with cheese and ham, blaming it on "some twat who was rat-arsed". Bought it.

[sparkus]

I had a close call over perfume on my jumper once. “Ooh you smell nice, what is that?” etc. I had to make up something about someone next to me on the train. Thank god WGs don’t usually wear any for exactly this reason.

So far I have never had a problem due to baby oil, mouthwash or being suspiciously freshly showered, but I do always shower thoroughly and where possible allow some time between punt and home. I’ve bought a soft drink from a newsagent if I didn’t have mouthwash, or to cover it up. The gym is a great cover as well.

There were some very loud and perfumed black gals on the tube recently so I pointed that out to OH ie "I'll never get the smell off"

Never off duty.

[stampjones]

Weirdly for one of my first ever punts on Bethnal Green Road with a very voluptuous Indian reeking of perfume, afterwards I went to the beigel shop on Brick Lane and smothered my affected neck and chest with cheese and ham, blaming it on "some twat who was rat-arsed". Bought it.

Fucking hell mate, you and bukowski should open a branch of pret together and have done with it!

[bukowski]

Fucking hell mate, you and bukowski should open a branch of pret together and have done with it!

i actually got the idea from an old VIZ cartoon where a geordie guy does it with a kebab and intuitively thought salty ham would work better
and behold, it did

manufacturers of anti-smell products hate me because of my weird trick

[bhudda]

manufacturers of anti-smell products hate me because of my weird trick

I suspect any jews or moslems you encounter on the tube aren't too keen either

[sparkus]

Fucking hell mate, you and bukowski should open a branch of pret together and have done with it!

At the actual risk of returning this thread to reviews, "older Lily" at the Holborn joint. Booked in (offered four hands for 50, they weren't busy) and awaited her entrance to room. Facially a bit weird looking but noticed her arse immediately. Asked what kind of massage and replied "Sensual" , a playful pat on back followed. Some moments of perfunctory stroking with a finger up the behind and then she stripped unprompted, climbing on my back. I flipped over to speed things up and had a suck on her decent knockers (DD I would say), still firmish for a woman in her 40s. She said this was quite agreeable for her so I slipped a finger in before going down for some RO, she was quite wet already and I'm not one for being doused in lady juice. HJ was nothing special but I enjoyed myself and though there was limited communication I didn't get the impression that anything was off limits. No tip was discussed but I thought 40 sheets was payable for the service received. She said afterwards that if I wanted to see her again she also works near Kings Cross during the week. I would caution that as she is over 40 the tummy and waist is par for the course.

[stampjones]

i actually got the idea from an old VIZ cartoon where a geordie guy does it with a kebab and intuitively thought salty ham would work better
and behold, it did

manufacturers of anti-smell products hate me because of my weird trick

To be fair Ive done something similar myself but used beer

[Moneyd]

Lia at Elements Earls Court

Found on Gumtree ‘Relaxing Massage Near Earls Court’

Name Lia. Bit of a different one. She’s in Elements but she rents the room as her own so I dealt directly with her. Nice manor on the phone and easy to book.

Nice girl. Hungarian, nice body with nice natural big ones.

Massage was £30 for half hour and was actually really good.

HR was £30 and topless was £50. Obviously negotiated down. Was a decent HJ with lots of eye contact and she was happy for me to play with the puppies as much as I wanted. Nothing else was on offer but I was happy with what I got.

[stampjones]

Lia at Elements Earls Court

Found on Gumtree ‘Relaxing Massage Near Earls Court’

Name Lia. Bit of a different one. She’s in Elements but she rents the room as her own so I dealt directly with her. Nice manor on the phone and easy to book.

Nice girl. Hungarian, nice body with nice natural big ones.

Massage was £30 for half hour and was actually really good.

HR was £30 and topless was £50. Obviously negotiated down. Was a decent HJ with lots of eye contact and she was happy for me to play with the puppies as much as I wanted. Nothing else was on offer but I was happy with what I got.

Nice - this one?
External Link/Members Only

[RAJEC]

Lia at Elements Earls Court

Found on Gumtree ‘Relaxing Massage Near Earls Court’

Name Lia. Bit of a different one. She’s in Elements but she rents the room as her own so I dealt directly with her. Nice manor on the phone and easy to book.

Nice girl. Hungarian, nice body with nice natural big ones.

Massage was £30 for half hour and was actually really good.

HR was £30 and topless was £50. Obviously negotiated down. Was a decent HJ with lots of eye contact and she was happy for me to play with the puppies as much as I wanted. Nothing else was on offer but I was happy with what I got.

What did you manage to negotiate down to, mate?

[76shen]

Been following this thread for ages, good to hear Indulgence is still an option. Not much has been posted for a while. I've been a couple times hoping for a good massage with extras, both times Benita wasn't there so took whatever they had. Chickened out of asking for extra's the first time (Attractive black girl) and the second time the girl wasn't very attractive (Chubby EE) so didn't ask.

Question is, anybody been recently and seen anyone other than Benita?

The black girl you saw. do you remember her name.

[Moneyd]

What did you manage to negotiate down to, mate?

£40. Sorry forgot to mention.

[Moneyd]

Nice - this one?
External Link/Members Only

That’s the one.

[RAJEC]

 

£40. Sorry forgot to mention.

[LLPunting]

Skyline/Emily's is on a major recruiting drive at the moment and seem to have new girls starting every week or so.

Last couple of weeks I've met:

Shani 
A sweet South East Indian girl 25+.  Pretty GND face, size 10/12 figure, soft, dark-honey skin, long black hair, D+ cups but a little deflated (she's lost a lot of weight and her boobs suffered a bit), responsive nipples.  Tummy has been stretched.  She's working hard to get into shape, once she tones up she'll be a slender 10.  5'5"ish.  Very good English with a light accent. 
New to the game and a little shy but not too much.  Massage skills need some improving but she has quite strong hands so she could be effective (a little rough skinned but some Atrixo should sort that out).  Sensual touch quite good.  20/30/40 for HR/THR/B2B.  Needs to practice slides but then the narrow tables at Emily's need some skill to use if both users are over 5'! 
My hands and mouth allowed everywhere on her young body (she's shaven  ).  She seemed to enjoy the attention but nothing allowed inside.  Finished across her breasts.

Nadia   
Petite, thick-set, 25+ Polish blonde with a pretty face.  About 5'1", size 8/10, firm, plump D+ cups with responsive nipples.  Pert bottom, toned legs with smooth skin.  Good massage skills with strong hands (a little rough skinned), CC swipes and strokes well done.  Because she's so compact and busty when she leaned over me to massage down my back my head was smothered by her boobs, very pleasant and comforting! 
20/30/40 for HR/THR/B2B.  She offered up her boobs for sucking and licking, light fingering allowed (clit and puss both responsive), she preferred not to be finished off but she did get quite frisky 

[Callisto]

Skyline/Emily's is on a major recruiting drive at the moment and seem to have new girls starting every week or so.

Last couple of weeks I've met:

Shani 
A sweet South East Indian girl 25+.  Pretty GND face, size 10/12 figure, soft, dark-honey skin, long black hair, D+ cups but a little deflated (she's lost a lot of weight and her boobs suffered a bit), responsive nipples.  Tummy has been stretched.  She's working hard to get into shape, once she tones up she'll be a slender 10.  5'5"ish.  Very good English with a light accent. 
New to the game and a little shy but not too much.  Massage skills need some improving but she has quite strong hands so she could be effective (a little rough skinned but some Atrixo should sort that out).  Sensual touch quite good.  20/30/40 for HR/THR/B2B.  Needs to practice slides but then the narrow tables at Emily's need some skill to use if both users are over 5'! 
My hands and mouth allowed everywhere on her young body (she's shaven  ).  She seemed to enjoy the attention but nothing allowed inside.  Finished across her breasts.

Nadia   
Petite, thick-set, 25+ Polish blonde with a pretty face.  About 5'1", size 8/10, firm, plump D+ cups with responsive nipples.  Pert bottom, toned legs with smooth skin.  Good massage skills with strong hands (a little rough skinned), CC swipes and strokes well done.  Because she's so compact and busty when she leaned over me to massage down my back my head was smothered by her boobs, very pleasant and comforting! 
20/30/40 for HR/THR/B2B.  She offered up her boobs for sucking and licking, light fingering allowed (clit and puss both responsive), she preferred not to be finished off but she did get quite frisky 

Thanks as ever.  Do you happen to know which days these each work?  PM me if it's a case of not compromising yourself...  Ohh and did either offer kissing?  Did you ask?  OWO and beyond?

Given the Silvia I mentioned who started on Sat, that's at least five new girls in last few weeks.  You're right about the recruitment drive!

[sparkus]

To be fair Ive done something similar myself but used beer

I suppose the not alloweds and Vice.com vicarious mob will find the idea of the mainstays of this thread dousing themselves with foodstuffs for fear of the matrimonial rolling pin somewhat comical.

[LLPunting]

Thanks as ever.  Do you happen to know which days these each work?  PM me if it's a case of not compromising yourself...  Ohh and did either offer kissing?  Did you ask?  OWO and beyond?

Given the Silvia I mentioned who started on Sat, that's at least five new girls in last few weeks.  You're right about the recruitment drive!

Nadia tilted her head away if I kissed too high up her neck so reckon kissing is not on cards.  Likewise no to OW(O) and FS.

Shani, I don't think I tried to kiss. No OW(O) or FS.

Apparently another new girl trying out today, Weds.

[sparkus]

i actually got the idea from an old VIZ cartoon where a geordie guy does it with a kebab and intuitively thought salty ham would work better
and behold, it did

manufacturers of anti-smell products hate me because of my weird trick

There was a Fat Slags where Baz was found with lipstick on his cock and Tracy later accepted his excuse that it was "just" from a stripper on a stag do.  If only that could work with YOA...

I've no shame in admitting that these days I'm probably closer to Sidney Smut than Baz...

[jok32]

With such an influx of OWO seeking UKPers I'm not surprised she is recruiting 

Thanks for sharing the latest finds

Need to find some time to visit again

[Moneyd]

Skyline/Emily's is on a major recruiting drive at the moment and seem to have new girls starting every week or so.

Last couple of weeks I've met:

Shani 
A sweet South East Indian girl 25+.  Pretty GND face, size 10/12 figure, soft, dark-honey skin, long black hair, D+ cups but a little deflated (she's lost a lot of weight and her boobs suffered a bit), responsive nipples.  Tummy has been stretched.  She's working hard to get into shape, once she tones up she'll be a slender 10.  5'5"ish.  Very good English with a light accent. 
New to the game and a little shy but not too much.  Massage skills need some improving but she has quite strong hands so she could be effective (a little rough skinned but some Atrixo should sort that out).  Sensual touch quite good.  20/30/40 for HR/THR/B2B.  Needs to practice slides but then the narrow tables at Emily's need some skill to use if both users are over 5'! 
My hands and mouth allowed everywhere on her young body (she's shaven  ).  She seemed to enjoy the attention but nothing allowed inside.  Finished across her breasts.

Nadia   
Petite, thick-set, 25+ Polish blonde with a pretty face.  About 5'1", size 8/10, firm, plump D+ cups with responsive nipples.  Pert bottom, toned legs with smooth skin.  Good massage skills with strong hands (a little rough skinned), CC swipes and strokes well done.  Because she's so compact and busty when she leaned over me to massage down my back my head was smothered by her boobs, very pleasant and comforting! 
20/30/40 for HR/THR/B2B.  She offered up her boobs for sucking and licking, light fingering allowed (clit and puss both responsive), she preferred not to be finished off but she did get quite frisky 

Where is this gaff?

[LLPunting]

I suppose the not alloweds and Vice.com vicarious mob will find the idea of the mainstays of this thread dousing themselves with foodstuffs for fear of the matrimonial rolling pin somewhat comical.

"you smell like a pig darling, been porking have you?"
So fucking busted.

[hawkzville]

For someone who "did" get busted by his wife - resulting in a hugely expensive divorce and family humiliation - I would just add "go careful out there guys" because I really wouldn't wish what I went through on my worst enemy; happily as a single fat bloke I can now pork to my hearts content and not worry about the repercussions....

[Silver Birch]

Kilburn Thai Spa, 10 Willesden Lane.

Not much to say to entice to punters on here, but might help some decide whether to visit, or not.

Popped in for a 30 minute £30 and asked for a deep tissue massage which turned out to be really good. However, not even the slightest hint that anything other than massage might be on offer.

POSITIVE: Good massage, nice premises including shower, only spent £30.
NEGATIVE: Maybe I misread her (none of the usual signals), or she misread me, or maybe extras aren't on the menu. 

[LLPunting]

Kilburn Thai Spa, 10 Willesden Lane.

Not much to say to entice to punters on here, but might help some decide whether to visit, or not.

Popped in for a 30 minute £30 and asked for a deep tissue massage which turned out to be really good. However, not even the slightest hint that anything other than massage might be on offer.

POSITIVE: Good massage, nice premises including shower, only spent £30.
NEGATIVE: Maybe I misread her (none of the usual signals), or she misread me, or maybe extras aren't on the menu.

Deep Tissue is usually a little more expensive and often indicative of you wanting a genuine massage
Ask for a relaxing massage and things usually flow from there (pun intended)

[chinafan]

For someone who "did" get busted by his wife - resulting in a hugely expensive divorce and family humiliation - I would just add "go careful out there guys" because I really wouldn't wish what I went through on my worst enemy; happily as a single fat bloke I can now pork to my hearts content and not worry about the repercussions....

Would love to hear more!

[Silver Birch]

Deep Tissue is usually a little more expensive and often indicative of you wanting a genuine massage
Ask for a relaxing massage and things usually flow from there (pun intended)

I hadn't actually made that connection before. Trouble is, I do like a firm massage before getting wanked off 

[Private Member]

Visited Bamboo Massage in Bromley well over a month ago on a Friday.....Whilst it was a decent enough experience it was also my most recent action as I seem to be taking a unconscious break...

Anyway, I'd read conflicting reports on this place, but thought I'd take a chance as I was in the area.

The oriental man on reception said there was a Brazilian woman working, but I've had mixed experiences with South Americans and tend to find they can be greedy with 'tips' so asked if he had any Asian ladies (which I prefer anyway)….and 'by chance' he did. £45 for the hour

Anyway in the room I was joined by Helen. Limited English but slim, reasonably attractive with not too much up top. About 30 I'd say - but I could be 10 years out either way. Anyway the first half was a decent enough massage face down (I was naked), and on the flip the usual question was asked. £40 agreed for B2B without the haggle....

Have to say she was great fun from then on - got her to lie down, straddled and 'massaged' her. No complaints from her but she did make those fake squeaky moans Chinese girls seem to do....but I let it go over my head. I was pretty much able to put my hands where I liked, but no fingers inside.

Eventually my beans were split. Had a shower and left to vanish anonymously into the shoppers of Bromley. I hope

[LLPunting]

I hadn't actually made that connection before. Trouble is, I do like a firm massage before getting wanked off 

Pay for the relaxing massage so you get in the room with the masseuse in the right frame of mind, you can always ask for her to do you harder once she's hands on.

[Stevenfun]

Hi all.

I've back read this thread quite some pages, but haven't found quite what I'm after.
Although I'm normally based for work in the south east sometimes I'm required to travel to central London.
Is anyone able to provide details on a rub and tug shop that also reliably offers full service.
I have a preference for Asians, but just for the experience of massage plus FS I'd go to any shop.
Or am I better off booking an escort from aw and using one that does massage prior to the deed.

Many thanks for your help

[LLPunting]

With such an influx of OWO seeking UKPers I'm not surprised she is recruiting 

Thanks for sharing the latest finds

Need to find some time to visit again

What's this in reply to?

[LLPunting]

Hi all.

I've back read this thread quite some pages, but haven't found quite what I'm after.
Although I'm normally based for work in the south east sometimes I'm required to travel to central London.
Is anyone able to provide details on a rub and tug shop that also reliably offers full service.
I have a preference for Asians, but just for the experience of massage plus FS I'd go to any shop.
Or am I better off booking an escort from aw and using one that does massage prior to the deed.

Many thanks for your help

You can't have read very far if you didn't pick up Liverpool St area or Baker St or Paddington so suggest you try searching again.  If your budget will stretch then there are some good indies who have also been reviewed and mentioned in a dedicated thread.

[Stevenfun]

Perhaps I skim read it.
Paddington or baker Street would be almost perfect locations.
I'll reread and attempt to find the relevant posts and post a review when done.
Many thanks.

[Callisto]

Where is this gaff?

Lee High Road, near Lewisham.  Deep Sowf.

[sparkus]

Lee High Road, near Lewisham.  Deep Sowf.

Sarf!

[Titti Tatti]

I hadn't actually made that connection before. Trouble is, I do like a firm massage before getting wanked off 

Me too but there's a solution.

But first, the desk always ask If you want 'deep tissue'? Which costs more, say no just a normal Scandinavian/thai/whatever. In the room she will always ask the same question to which I reply "I love a really strong massage that slowly becomes more sensual toward the end." Sometimes she asks for clarity, which helps us both. They all clock watch and when the time comes you really feel the difference.

[FlaccidChimp]

Skyline/Emily's is on a major recruiting drive at the moment and seem to have new girls starting every week or so.

Last couple of weeks I've met:

Shani 
A sweet South East Indian girl 25+.  Pretty GND face, size 10/12 figure, soft, dark-honey skin, long black hair, D+ cups but a little deflated (she's lost a lot of weight and her boobs suffered a bit), responsive nipples.  Tummy has been stretched.  She's working hard to get into shape, once she tones up she'll be a slender 10.  5'5"ish.  Very good English with a light accent. 
New to the game and a little shy but not too much.  Massage skills need some improving but she has quite strong hands so she could be effective (a little rough skinned but some Atrixo should sort that out).  Sensual touch quite good.  20/30/40 for HR/THR/B2B.  Needs to practice slides but then the narrow tables at Emily's need some skill to use if both users are over 5'! 
My hands and mouth allowed everywhere on her young body (she's shaven  ).  She seemed to enjoy the attention but nothing allowed inside.  Finished across her breasts.

Nadia   
Petite, thick-set, 25+ Polish blonde with a pretty face.  About 5'1", size 8/10, firm, plump D+ cups with responsive nipples.  Pert bottom, toned legs with smooth skin.  Good massage skills with strong hands (a little rough skinned), CC swipes and strokes well done.  Because she's so compact and busty when she leaned over me to massage down my back my head was smothered by her boobs, very pleasant and comforting! 
20/30/40 for HR/THR/B2B.  She offered up her boobs for sucking and licking, light fingering allowed (clit and puss both responsive), she preferred not to be finished off but she did get quite frisky 

Eliza

5 ft 4, size 10-12, Spain Spanish (not South American). She has a nice face Id rate a 6-7/10 with a decent all-around body but is a bit chubby. This doesn't show through her clothes. She only seems to lack curves. She's very chatty and her English is fine, although you can tell she's a non-native due to her strong accent and lack of articles. The Massage began well but approx 10 mins in got repetitive and it seemed like she didn't know many techniques. She hinted at extras. I nodded. She overtly disclosed her extras. I nodded. She asked how much I pay for B2B? I said 40. She said my normal price is 60.  I declined the offer and asked for simple HR. She spent the next 15 seconds as a salesman saying she gets completely naked, and "look at me." "Look at me."

 
I'm sorry if i'm paying 60 on top of 30-70 I'd expect OWO or full service. There are other girls there who look around as good that will give you B2B for 30-40 

She realized I wouldn't budge then said 40? yes? after confirming several times she stripped to her thong only. Even though she said B2B completely naked. She then proceeded to give me the budget B2B which is them rubbing their chest over you instead of getting on the table. She placed my hand on her body. It was allowed free roam anywhere although a certain part was covered. Maybe an extra 20 would've got me unlimited access.

She was very rough with the hj and I had to guide her. After a few mins the fake moans came. I was taking a while she reused the fake moans. I don't know why some women think fake moans will assist unloading you. HJ got quite a bit better after some coaching. At the moment I would rather go for any other girl in the shop but she is new and showed some potential. Massage wasn't bad but lacked many techniques. HJ bad but improved after guidance at a decent rate. Maybe she will be better after experience or training but I wont repeat for a while.


Sonya

Short( 5ft 3ish) Asian girl claiming to be Thai. Appears to be mid to late 30s. Decent face, probably a size 8. Breasts slightly saggy but with humongous nips. Decent massage but was a bit weak, I think because she naturally lacks strength. I prompted for a harder massage which she delivered. She seems shy. I requested B2B she said 40 but it was clear she would've accepted 30. I handed over 40. As my last B2B there with Hannah Korean was excellent. The B2B was decent but nowhere close to Hannahs. If Hannahs is a 9, Hers is a 5. She got on the table, and rubbed her assets over me. I had fun with her breasts. She seemed a bit shy and unenthusiastic. She also kept her lower region out of reach so I don't know if she offers or if she wasn't in the mood. Decent HJ was delivered at the end. She gave a very good foot massage which is an area most the masseuses I see neglect. I recommend her for that reason alone if you care about it. Hannah is a Korean Masseuse there sometimes and is better all around imo.

[theccobra]

Visited Well Health near Paddington a couple of weeks back.

Middle aged Chinese women who was friendly but a little 'mumsy'.  B cup I'd guess and called Linda.

£25 for massage and £40 b2b.  Good service however wouldn't go back as very busy in terms of punters / traffic.

[Titti Tatti]

Another thing I've been meaning to ask.

IMO being offered a choice of Thia/Scandanavian/Hawaiian(once)/Indian(yet to get to Athree)/Whatever massage is just bollocks? The girl will give her standard routine no matter what Management call it. So always select the cheapest option.

Anyone with experiences of someone trained in more than one school?

[hawkzville]

Would love to hear more!

………….. basically my ex wife suspected I was up to something and had a friends husband follow me after work a couple of evenings; I'd become quite complacent by then and didn't for one moment think she had any clue - anyhow, he took pictures of me going in and out of a massage parlour - twice over the course of a week! My ex tied it up to sizeable cash withdrawals, then invited my parents over for dinner where she presented her "reveal".


It was the worst moment of my life - as mentioned, hideous divorce/fall out etc - I ended up pretty much penniless and very much alone in the world.


You would have thought it would have put me off punting; instead it just put me off relationships instead.


When I asked her "what made you suspicious?" She told me that sometimes I'd smell of perfume or oil or something similar - which is what prompted me to post this on here as the "smell of punting" was what did for me in the end.

[RAJEC]

………….. basically my ex wife suspected I was up to something and had a friends husband follow me after work a couple of evenings; I'd become quite complacent by then and didn't for one moment think she had any clue - anyhow, he took pictures of me going in and out of a massage parlour - twice over the course of a week! My ex tied it up to sizeable cash withdrawals, then invited my parents over for dinner where she presented her "reveal".


It was the worst moment of my life - as mentioned, hideous divorce/fall out etc - I ended up pretty much penniless and very much alone in the world.


You would have thought it would have put me off punting; instead it just put me off relationships instead.


When I asked her "what made you suspicious?" She told me that sometimes I'd smell of perfume or oil or something similar - which is what prompted me to post this on here as the "smell of punting" was what did for me in the end.

Sorry to hear this mate.

[fisherofsouls]

That friend's husband though - what a cunt 

[Ladeeda]

Perhaps I skim read it.
Paddington or baker Street would be almost perfect locations.
I'll reread and attempt to find the relevant posts and post a review when done.
Many thanks.

Healthy Ways, outside Paddington station. FS definitely on offer as I've been offered it myself but didn't have the cash.

[RAJEC]

That friend's husband though - what a cunt 

Probably a cuckold