London massage shop mini reviews

[stampjones]

I know Cici of old - I used to go there when I lived in the area about 5/6 years ago - she used to do the Sunday afternoon shift which suited me when "going out for a walk" (so to speak) - anyhow, to add to the confusion there were 3 Cici's! One who sounds how you describe; one very similar a couple of years older with glasses and a younger, plumper one...… Cici 2 (with glasses) was filthy! Rim/anal/the works (once she got to know you) for "whatever you feel you should pay", which was a clever tactic as the more you paid her the better the service the next time.... she was by far the best of the three, but Cici 1 would also do FS, though always made a fuss about "don't tell no-one"; which is why I'm pretty sure it's her you are referring to - Cici 3 always struck me as the "sex trainee" in that she was the better massage, but more geared toward H/E than anything else and perhaps a little shy. Oh and one more thing! The three of them claimed to be "sisters" (which was the response when I asked why they all used the same name) - I wouldn't be surprised if 1 & 2 were real sisters as the difference looks wise is little more than a pair of bins - I'm tempted to go back; but wouldn't be surprised if Cici 2 has retired; as I said she was definitely a few years older......

Cheers hawkzville - that confused the shit out of me 
Definitely the one i saw didnt wear glasses and she wasnt plump so I guess she is 1 or maybe 4?
Sounds like it was a good place to go but the lack of washing facilities in the room did put me off a bit

[sparkus]

Decided to try Siam body and soul near Euston (couple of doors up from green remedies).  Suspected legit and 100% was.  Very attractive young polish masseuse.  Mentioned keep underwear on, I didn't.  Towel on and  good deep tissue massage.   Pretty sure this place is wholly legit

I did notice it last time at Green Remedies, nice TOFTT mate.

[hawkzville]

Confused me too as whenever I rang to see whether Cici was working I had no idea which one it would be!

They used to have a ropey communal shower room/bathroom, is that still the case? As I was a 5 minute walk from home I never used to bother, just dunk myself in industrial strength cleaner as soon as I arrived home.

[IdRatherBeABra]

Seems "older Lily" at Health First Holborn booked up all day today thanks to the review on here, though the young gal on reception suggested she may have cancellations. The power of UKP!

I was one of those that saw "older Lily" on Tuesday.  She wasn't the Chinese MILF that I was looking for, and I was mainly there at the suggestion that there were huge mammaries on offer.  They weren't bad, but much less than, say Lisa on Toynbee Street.  The massage itself was a bit of a disappointment, although the titwank at the end was a nice finish.  For £50 + £50 I can do much better.

[stampjones]

Confused me too as whenever I rang to see whether Cici was working I had no idea which one it would be!

They used to have a ropey communal shower room/bathroom, is that still the case? As I was a 5 minute walk from home I never used to bother, just dunk myself in industrial strength cleaner as soon as I arrived home.

Yep thats what they have
Must have been a new take on wsws - is she isnt she cici 2?

[gleefullyhappy]

Best place for a massage with HE near Leytonstone? Have searched around and see that River Kwai and Golden Herbs get mentioned a lot - which of those is the most sure bet? Never gone into a massage place like that before so want to make sure I don't make any mistakes. Thanks for any help.

[alexm40]

to add to the confusion there were 3 Cici's!

To add more to the confusion, I met a Sassa! Unless it was again Cici and didn't really get the name.... My review here: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=210921

[alexm40]

I've had an address on my radar for some time now but no info at all. It is located 90 Goldhawk road, Shepherds Bush.

Goldhawk Road. In the basement. There used to be an entrance from the road behind, that took you straight into the basement

Don't have a clue what the set up is nowadays

 links has expired

Dead end. The former number in the window and the ad are expired. The new number and the website External Link/Members Only = no answer. When you call "please leave a message" and that's it.

[fisherofsouls]

Back in Sutton for the first time in ages and noticed a new place called Bamboo in that parade of shops just down from the station.

Anyone had the pleasure ? Happy to TOFTT but can't do so till I'm through here again, hopefully this side of Christmas...

[The Vicar of Dibley]

Back in Sutton for the first time in ages and noticed a new place called Bamboo in that parade of shops just down from the station.

Anyone had the pleasure ? Happy to TOFTT but can't do so till I'm through here again, hopefully this side of Christmas...

Yes I have been there. My review is somewhere on this thread I think it is reply 2552 . In a nut shell.....Only over been offered HJ and B2B & they are pricey although the masseuses are all fairly young and attractive IMO. Chinese, EE and Spanish last time I visited (6 months ago approx)

[stenen]

Glad I found this site, and this thread. Been to quite a few of these shops mention here. Mostly in Kings Cross, Googde Street and Paddington. Some good and some bad experieces. Will try to write some mini review om my next trip to London, end of this month.
In meantime, thanks for the inspiration and help from you regulars

[LLPunting]

Best place for a massage with HE near Leytonstone? Have searched around and see that River Kwai and Golden Herbs get mentioned a lot - which of those is the most sure bet? Never gone into a massage place like that before so want to make sure I don't make any mistakes. Thanks for any help.

If you found the mentions then you found the latest intel and your questions are irrelevant.  Suck it up and go.  We not the Green Cross Code man.

[pogba]

do you have full address to see Fiona?

did you get to see fiona?
if so how was it?

[sparkus]

Best place for a massage with HE near Leytonstone? Have searched around and see that River Kwai and Golden Herbs get mentioned a lot - which of those is the most sure bet? Never gone into a massage place like that before so want to make sure I don't make any mistakes. Thanks for any help.

You would have also seen that Natural Health on the High Road plus Lora in the Rom spa definitely deliver the goods. And that both shops you mention are well reviewed.

But forgive me for saying this, but such a pointed question as first post? Are you the Council or a nosey neighbour?

[sparkus]

I was one of those that saw "older Lily" on Tuesday.  She wasn't the Chinese MILF that I was looking for, and I was mainly there at the suggestion that there were huge mammaries on offer.  They weren't bad, but much less than, say Lisa on Toynbee Street.  The massage itself was a bit of a disappointment, although the titwank at the end was a nice finish.  For £50 + £50 I can do much better.

Lisa's are hewge but she's too popular now - back to back bookings with no chance to clean herself, from my experience. Plus while I'm being wanked off with my head between them I don't appreciate loud walk in customers berating the receptionist about her not being free. Idiots.

[doublehappiness]

Got a new wind on TCMs recently though they’ve not improved in the interim.
Any road up, Cici at Orient Spa, 1 North End Road. 30 for 30. Cici is around 40 I’d say, slim with nice ass and small tits. Got downstairs to a room which just about had space for the table. Cici came in as I was undressing and immediately offered 30HE or 50 B2B plus OW. It took me by surprise and I said maybe later.

Massage was ok - thai style stretching. Interesting technique of getting to other side of the table over th top. Nice as she straddled me on the way. Not much in the way of CC swipes though she did rest her hand on my arse a few times, finger almost in my hole.

Eventually relented and agreed 20 for HE. As it turned out this included full access (under clothes) to ass, pussy and tits and I must say I enjoyed it. Finale was good but not great. Cleaned up and was on my way. On the way out, I asked if she did FS and she looked horrified and said only “” (miming wank) - strange considering the initial offer of bj.

Forgot to ask her days, sorry. Would I return? Maybe - I wouldnt go out of my way to, but I wouldnt rule it out either. Main downside was the lack of washing facilities in the room

Thanks for the review! I passed by the shop. Cici and Amy (supposedly new girl,  22 years young) were supposed to work there. Unfortunately Amy was not in yet. The girl at reception looked a little older,  a few wrinkles, short maybe 5ft2 or so and black rimmed glasses. Would you know if that is Cici?

[Callisto]

did you get to see fiona?
if so how was it?

Now @pogba, I'm going to have to get all @Mourinho on you here.  Let's see: 16 posts, zero reviews.  Almost all of your 16 posts are questions about Zhangri-La; all of your 16 posts are about Zhangri-La.

This makes me think that you are either:
a) working for Zhangri-La, and trying to boost business by continuing conversations about it.
b) a leech - a person who asks for a lot of help but offers nothing back (i.e. reviews).
or c) a 13yo pre-pubescent who gets off by reading about and imagining TCMs, but is likelier to buy some Panini stickers than actually go visit one.

No doubt you will come back with some offensive riposte.  But, subsequent to that, please could you start contributing usefully to the site, in the true spirit of UKP?  I'd be most grateful.

[lucky9guy]

I went to W Spa (Southampton Row) last year and had a great time with a HE. However I see that the place is now called Spa Squad. Has anyone been recently or know if the same services are on offer?

[sparkus]

I went to W Spa (Southampton Row) last year and had a great time with a HE. However I see that the place is now called Spa Squad. Has anyone been recently or know if the same services are on offer?

I kinda hoped me, LLP, Callisto, Titti Tatti, Stampjones etc. were the Spa Squad!

[stampjones]

Thanks for the review! I passed by the shop. Cici and Amy (supposedly new girl,  22 years young) were supposed to work there. Unfortunately Amy was not in yet. The girl at reception looked a little older,  a few wrinkles, short maybe 5ft2 or so and black rimmed glasses. Would you know if that is Cici?

The girl I saw wasnt wearing glasses and I think (though cant really remember) was taller. There was an old 50/60 mamasan on reception when I went so maybe it was her you saw?

[stampjones]

I kinda hoped me, LLP, Callisto, Titti Tatti, Stampjones etc. were the Spa Squad!

Yeah and still no calls from Marvel about the movie deal!!??

[sparkus]

Yeah and still no calls from Marvel about the movie deal!!??

Or A Team / Ocean's 11 style? We could bust Kelly out of jail.

[Mids_2009]

Decided to try Siam body and soul near Euston (couple of doors up from green remedies).  Suspected legit and 100% was.  Very attractive young polish masseuse.  Mentioned keep underwear on, I didn't.  Towel on and  good deep tissue massage.   Pretty sure this place is wholly legit

Been going here for a while now and have neverbeenoffered any extras, some will tell you to keep your boxers on and others just carry on. The girls dochange often so I keep living I. Hope. There is a new girl who I had two weeks ago and I did get the feeling she may be up for more so will book in again next week.

[Titti Tatti]

Or A Team / Ocean's 11 style? We could bust Kelly out of jail.

I wanna be the driver in Ray Bans!

[Callisto]

Or A Team / Ocean's 11 style? We could bust Kelly out of jail.

And in the final scene, Sergei gets one between the eyes...

[stampjones]

And in the final scene, Sergei gets one between the eyes...

I hope you mean a bullet...

[Platinum]

Oasis Spa, White's Row near Liverpool Street.

Suddenly gone all legit.  Cubicles doors are now left slightly open during the massage and they've installed half height curtains in front of the doors for privacy.  No hint of anything sensual on offer, although the massage by the Thai lady was excellent.

[psychomusicianx]

Went to Natural Ways Barnet and saw Rina (Wiener?); £30 for 30 plus £40 B2B. She's a friendly woman with good English in her 30s-40s, bit of a belly from having children, size 10-12 I guess with C cups, shaven. She gave a really good massage; must admit I finished quite quickly, but there was full access and she wiped herself before we started. She dressed back into her underwear to finish the massage.

Negatives: It was cold and despite her best attempts both their heaters were broken (she was apologetic), and she went to put music on, but that was broken too. Also no shower in the room / offer of a shower. She was possibly too chatty and could have done a head massage.

As she finished, I think I heard her say "bring a condom next time and we'll have sex". So, there could be more on offer!

[jester360]

There is a new Thai massage shop in Soho; probably its "Boonsawad Thai Massage". The girl asked for 40 (HE) and 80 (B2B), later she brought down her price to 30 (HE) but didnt budge below this. I told her i will give 20 for HE or 40 for B2B and that i have money in my wallet but 30£ or 40£ for an HE does not sound VFM and thence i received the shittiest massage of my life for next 30 minutes before i left.

And yeah, when i refused to get any extra from her ... she covered my genitals with a towel as well

[Rj92]

I've got a question (as I don't frequent these places much these days).

My mrs is very attentive, and if i went to one of these and they used scented oils I would be collared immediately. In any of these places is non scented an option? Or is the only option to have a shower after? I wouldnt be convinced the shower would get it all off and world war 3 would break out if i got home with that smell on me.

[jok32]

Even non-scented oils smell of oil.
After having a shower, your clothes will still have a slight oily smell to them.

Some places use tiger balm or some anti inflammatory gels to rub you down with instead. The latter doesn't usually smell if I recall correctly.

[stampjones]

I've got a question (as I don't frequent these places much these days).

My mrs is very attentive, and if i went to one of these and they used scented oils I would be collared immediately. In any of these places is non scented an option? Or is the only option to have a shower after? I wouldnt be convinced the shower would get it all off and world war 3 would break out if i got home with that smell on me.

Ask her not to use oil - ok unless you’re looking for body slides or actually want a decent massage in which case whats the problem. Alternatively make sure there is an even stronger smell around. Beer works for that I find 

[sparkus]

In my experience the non-scented oils usually fade off after a couple of hours.

If the worst comes to the worst, buy a naff pongy deoderant spray like Lynx and douse yourself in that in the nearest gents.

After a punt with a WG with excess perfume and no shower, in my desperaration I doused myself with rose water I found in an Indian corner shop.  I smelt a little odd but it did the trick (i.e. it's better to smell "odd" than of cheap perfume).

[Jonestown]

None of the oils wash of that well even the ubiquitous baby oil that most girls use, and whilst that is not scented it does have a very distinctive, hard to miss smell.

the worst stuff is perfume, the cheaper it is the longer it lingers, best to pay three of your mates to stand around you smoking cigars and puffing in your direction

[sparkus]

None of the oils wash of that well even the ubiquitous baby oil that most girls use, and whilst that is not scented it does have a very distinctive, hard to miss smell.

the worst stuff is perfume, the cheaper it is the longer it lingers, best to pay three of your mates to stand around you smoking cigars and puffing in your direction

I came home recently having had excessive perfume rubbed off on me, was shitfaced so just fell into bed and didn't think much about it as OH was away for the night.  Big mistake...

Took a day of windows open and copious Fabreeze to get rid of the smell but the smell on fabrics took much washing to get shot of.  WTF was she wearing? (was Rainbow Sports Bar, as you ask).  If OH hadn't have been away there would have been no hiding it.

I don't go to massage shops drunk but the only carelessness so far (Lily at ORBS) was baby oil in left bellybutton (I said it was "sweat").

[sparkus]

The reason they use baby oil is it's cheap - your almond-based non-scented stuff isn't at all. 

Anyhow, other than that, I was sat in traffic the other night and noticed at 7pm that the two TCMs I passed (South London) were closed up.  Yet, as I trundled back home I spotted quite a few Chinese run 'nail spas' with quite hot young staff either in the window or stood outside on phones.  Most of the windows advertised a range of beauty services, though alas no massage.  Has any brave soul visited one of these to see if anything is on offer?

[doublehappiness]

I dropped by Orients on North End Road recently. CiCi, Coco and another girl (forgot the name ) were working that day. Everyone seemed busy except for Coco. She said she was Thai but judging from her speaking Chinese I doubt it  .

Originally I wanted to go check out Living Health Fulham but everyone there (YuYu and Anna) where busy (Fiona was at the desk; pretty nice body) and at this point I was more thinking with my dick so I opted for Coco (30min £30) although she's a bit chubby and not really my type. I assumed the chubby ones are usually the most horny so she might make up for it through her services.

I opted for B2B with OWO straight away (£60). Seeing her naked she was even more chubby(ish) and had saggy boobs. Also, a not very trimmed bush. Nevertheless she mentioned how nice and young she was (I guess around early thirties). Not that attractive. What followed was a pretty lackluster OWO and some even less motivated B2B. Got back to OWO. She didn't want to receive CIM so let her know just in advance.

Overall, really not worth it. Won't return. I managed to have a look at CiCi who was walking around downstairs. I read somehwhere that she delivers a pretty good service but for my taste doesn't look the youngest any more. Her body might be ok though from what I could see.

[webfuzzy]

Popped into Dr Liu in Barons Ct Rd last week first met with Mamasan apparently A Chinese Doctor ( she told me she could also give Dr medical massage).

I was introduced to Bella (Chinese)after asking who was available. Bella has a pretty face (7) more western type figure with slim  waist, enhanced I think DD’s standing around 5’5.

Frankly much better in appearance than I expected, English not too bad, friendly, a little chatty.

Reasonable massage a few teases along the way but not much. Had agreed 45  mins for 40 with Mamasan extra 40 for B2B.

Immediate  strip, followed by mix of breast relief and hand to be honest I didn’t last too long. Happy for touching, probably more on offer but didn’t ask. One annoying thing the light was way too low so hardly saw anything.

 

[fisherofsouls]

On the topic of West Ken / Barons Court, off on the hunt around there again tomorrow afternoon - will report back in due course

[alexm40]

best to pay three of your mates to stand around you smoking cigars and puffing in your direction

 

[Alicat111]

Massages from the past couple of weeks.

Benita - Indulgence, Clapham.  40 for 60.  She's back from hols so went to see this pretty, late 30s, Thai lady.  5'2", pleasant, friendly manner, speaks good English.   
Good massage both med/firm and sensual aspects.  She spent too long on the therapy (I wasn't watching the clock as I've met her before) so the transition to extras happened with "15 mins" to go.   
Naked she looks great with a soft curvy body, natural Bs, shaved and sopping and I'd only been occasionally stroking her legs as she worked around the table.  Light FK against soft, willing lips.  RO then frottage to the finish over her tum, fingering to the outside, licking and sucking of her responsive nipples.   
Left her +40 like before but she asked for +60 
Shame, thought she was one for the regular list.  Worth a visit, especially if you're better at negotiating with sexy Thai SPs.

Nikky - Skyline/Emily's, Lewisham. 50 for 60.  Pretty (angular), 5'3", toned, petite, brunette from Poland in her late 20s.  She has a similar sexiness to Spanish Anna just without all the weed and money-making ideas.  She speaks great English.  A real spinner body with soft Bs and responsive, dark nipples, her imperfection is a slightly slack ass with some spots.   
Massage was ok (I left her to her default but you can probably tune it up), a few swipes and bumps along the way but nothing sensually wow.  Flipped just after the 30 mark, offered HR and B2B.  Accepted 40 for latter without quibble.  Out of her clothes she was very much to my liking, she claims to be a mum but her tum has no signs of stretch or c-section.   
A good load of mutual pleasuring.  No OW(O), No FS.  Enjoyed some RO.  HR to finish as I diddled her clit and entrance.   
May repeat and see if mileage improves.

Been following this thread for ages, good to hear Indulgence is still an option. Not much has been posted for a while. I've been a couple times hoping for a good massage with extras, both times Benita wasn't there so took whatever they had. Chickened out of asking for extra's the first time (Attractive black girl) and the second time the girl wasn't very attractive (Chubby EE) so didn't ask.

Question is, anybody been recently and seen anyone other than Benita?

[Callisto]

I almost went to Emily's / Skyline on Sat; in the end, the rain and my innate laziness put me off.  But I did find out that 'Silvia', a 28yo and slim Polish girl, was making her debut.  Just in case that tickles any OPs' fancy...

[Titti Tatti]

I don't go to massage shops drunk but the only carelessness so far (Lily at ORBS) was baby oil in left bellybutton (I said it was "sweat").

Wow 2 bellybuttons, no wonder the WG's all remember you!

[Titti Tatti]

Maybe we've been together too long, but even If I got lucky and partook in a 4 hour orgy with all the girls on the Selfridges Perfume floor, I doubt the olifactory evidence would be noticed once home.

Seriously has anyone ever been questioned about the smell of perfume/oil/shampoo/mouthwash/etc on returning home? It gets mentioned a lot on here, but the smell of fear and paranoia would seem to be more relevant?

[sparkus]

Wow 2 bellybuttons, no wonder the WG's all remember you!

Took me a few re-reads to see the shit syntax.

[sparkus]

Maybe we've been together too long, but even If I got lucky and partook in a 4 hour orgy with all the girls on the Selfridges Perfume floor, I doubt the olifactory evidence would be noticed once home.

Seriously has anyone ever been questioned about the smell of perfume/oil/shampoo/mouthwash/etc on returning home? It gets mentioned a lot on here, but the smell of fear and paranoia would seem to be more relevant?

The coverage of tracks is a prerequisite in this game.

[jester360]

A very stupid question, but it may help me .. I usually get asked for extras in massage shop but sometimes the SP doesnt ask for it ... And i dont know the right words to ask for "extras" without being disrespectful to the girl (in case she's a legit) 

Is there a code word or some line you guys use to ask extras from the masseuse to just hint your intentions?

[FlaccidChimp]

A very stupid question, but it may help me .. I usually get asked for extras in massage shop but sometimes the SP doesnt ask for it ... And i dont know the right words to ask for "extras" without being disrespectful to the girl (in case she's a legit) 

Is there a code word or some line you guys use to ask extras from the masseuse to just hint your intentions?

Leave some money on the side at the beginning.... They all seem to understand that one. If they complain say you didn't want your money to fall on the floor when you were undressing. Of course make sure there are some coins mixed in to the 20, 30 or 40 you put down. Usually you don't have to say anything as the girl usually hints at it later if she doesn't directly tell you.

[Jonestown]

A very stupid question, but it may help me .. I usually get asked for extras in massage shop but sometimes the SP doesnt ask for it ... And i dont know the right words to ask for "extras" without being disrespectful to the girl (in case she's a legit) 

Is there a code word or some line you guys use to ask extras from the masseuse to just hint your intentions?

You could try simply asking if they offer any other services.

[sparkus]

I generally leave it at that then walk away but if there's an additional factor such as a killer rack then I start to sulk and say things like "Finished finished?" - on both occasions message was understood and extras poneyed up, citing being careful with new customer etc