London massage shop mini reviews

[hawkzville]

That friend's husband though - what a cunt 

He was/is a completely spineless pencil-neck; one of those blokes who just does exactly what his wife tells him to do - even after all of these years I still sometimes get tempted to go and give him a bit of a battering, but I prefer it just knowing that he still has to look over his shoulder just in case!

Not wishing to dwell on the past; so as per my previous message just BE CAREFUL as the women in your life are way smarter than we sometimes give them credit for.....

[xxxdavidxxx]

hi where is skyline/emilys massage please have you got a link

cheers

[stampjones]

Elena, yunji, charleville st, west ken

Was meeting a few mates in earls court last night and decided to get there early and fit in a risky massage (not that risky to be fair), but you bunch of randy buggers must have been out in force as everywhere was busy so hopped on the district line to west ken to try my luck there. Wasnt much better tbh but yunji had 2 free, one granny and elena, chinese, slim, early 30s I’d say. Was a bit dubious after my last experience there but they’ve always done a decent massage so I figured worst case I have a quick HE.

As it turned out the massage wasnt as good as the others Ive had, but not terrible and it did include some nice cc swipes. Question time came and she said she offered HE or b2b. Asked if there was any more on offer (more to suss out how risky it was) and she said granny could help out with FS but she didnt do that. Perfect I went for b2b which I negotiated down to 40.

She has a nice slim body with small tits and arse. Had a play and a suck. Stroked her pussy but didnt attempt entry as she was already bringing me close and I just went with the flow. Cleaned up and left. Was an ok session. She is better looking than the usual grannies that work there and a bit less scary than yuyu. She has short hair and glasses which are quite sexy - works wednesday only. Would I return? Probably not unless I was in the same situation. It wasnt a bad experience but in the end just a bit meh.

Jumped back on the tube to earls court where a genuinely good time was had by all!

[LLPunting]

That friend's husband though - what a cunt 

So what would you tell a friend if she asked you to help her catch her cheating husband?

[LLPunting]

He was/is a completely spineless pencil-neck; one of those blokes who just does exactly what his wife tells him to do - even after all of these years I still sometimes get tempted to go and give him a bit of a battering, but I prefer it just knowing that he still has to look over his shoulder just in case!

Not wishing to dwell on the past; so as per my previous message just BE CAREFUL as the women in your life are way smarter than we sometimes give them credit for.....

Why were you stepping out on her in the first place?

[hawkzville]

So what would you tell a friend if she asked you to help her catch her cheating husband?

I'd tell her to fight her own battles as I wouldn't want to get involved.

[hawkzville]

Why were you stepping out on her in the first place?

Now that is a very long and complicated story; why does anyone cheat? Because they can? Bored? Loveless marriage? Something different? All of those and way way more. Why do you cheat (assuming that you do)?

[Silver Birch]

Healthy Ways, outside Paddington station. FS definitely on offer as I've been offered it myself but didn't have the cash.

Do you mean Well Health in Praed Street? External Link/Members Only

[Rhymer99]

I'm brand new to this lark, a virgin to 'punting' if you will and have been reading through some posts with amusement.

Can anyone recommend a legit SLIM (no chubsters or pot bellies), friendly British gal with decent (largish) barrels (I'm a boob merchant) for a massage and preferably with a degree? Scratch the degree! Not that I'm fussy. If Brits are thin on the ground then Europeans will do but must have a bit of bants!

The bants/friendliness has to be there for me or else my young fella may end up hibernating until next spring. I don't see that happening with Asian or EE gals. Usually gals from there are stand offish & unfriendly. I've been out with a few - Boring as hell!

I have a window of opportunity tomorrow night!

[LLPunting]

I'd tell her to fight her own battles as I wouldn't want to get involved.

So no women friends then.
How about sisters?

[LLPunting]

Now that is a very long and complicated story; why does anyone cheat? Because they can? Bored? Loveless marriage? Something different? All of those and way way more. Why do you cheat (assuming that you do)?

If it was all those things then why hadn't you jacked it in and sought your freedom?

I only cheated once and I felt like shit, she found out and forgave me but we weren't the same so we split after another couple of years.  Now I only punt if single.

[fisherofsouls]

So what would you tell a friend if she asked you to help her catch her cheating husband?

I'd say "because my love, we'd be making an enemy and losing a friend, which is just stupid.

Also, do I look like fucking Dangermouse ?"

[sparkus]

I think this thread this is for sharing intel on massage shops in an entirely morally neutral way, as fascinating and close to home these discussions are.

If others on here want to cheat, lie, masquerade, be cuckolded or live in polygamy it aint any of mine.

Though I reserve the right to retain some kind of rubber-necking gawping interest when a massage shop SP's husband causes shit in there (I'm sure there's a separate debate to be had about "How would you feel if your OH gave b2b massages all day for a living?")

[stampjones]

I think this thread this is for sharing intel on massage shops in an entirely morally neutral way, as fascinating and close to home these discussions are.

If others on here want to cheat, lie, masquerade, be cuckolded or live in polygamy it aint any of mine.

Though I reserve the right to retain some kind of rubber-necking gawping interest when a massage shop SP's husband causes shit in there (I'm sure there's a separate debate to be had about "How would you feel if your OH gave b2b massages all day for a living?")

Yep - thats my thoughts too

[Silver Birch]

I have a window of opportunity tomorrow night!

You've left it a bit late in your search for the holy grail. There are some hot masseuse with good banter out there, somewhere, but I'm still looking, and for a lot longer than 24 hours 

[LLPunting]

I'm brand new to this lark, a virgin to 'punting' if you will and have been reading through some posts with amusement.

Can anyone recommend a legit SLIM (no chubsters or pot bellies), friendly British gal with decent (largish) barrels (I'm a boob merchant) for a massage and preferably with a degree? Scratch the degree! Not that I'm fussy. If Brits are thin on the ground then Europeans will do but must have a bit of bants!

The bants/friendliness has to be there for me or else my young fella may end up hibernating until next spring. I don't see that happening with Asian or EE gals. Usually gals from there are stand offish & unfriendly. I've been out with a few - Boring as hell!

I have a window of opportunity tomorrow night!

And I thought I was looking for unicorns.   

I've had plenty of good chat with Asians and EE girls, think you need to up your game.

Even if you had an open-ended budget you would struggle to find what you're looking for.  Best you try one of the indie girls advertising in AW or on the visiting massage sites.  Read the thread on indies.

[Jonestown]

I'm brand new to this lark, a virgin to 'punting' if you will and have been reading through some posts with amusement.


Can anyone recommend a legit SLIM (no chubsters or pot bellies), friendly British gal with decent (largish) barrels (I'm a boob merchant) for a massage and preferably with a degree? Scratch the degree! Not that I'm fussy. If Brits are thin on the ground then Europeans will do but must have a bit of bants!

The bants/friendliness has to be there for me or else my young fella may end up hibernating until next spring. I don't see that happening with Asian or EE gals. Usually gals from there are stand offish & unfriendly. I've been out with a few - Boring as hell!

I have a window of opportunity tomorrow night!

Maria in Edgware is pretty smart and has plenty of banter, slim too the last time I saw her, but whether she would entertain, even for money, an obvious birth canal such as yourself, I not sure.

[LLPunting]

Eliza
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Sonya

... Breasts slightly saggy but with humongous nips.
... As my last B2B there with Hannah Korean was excellent.
...She gave a very good foot massage which is an area most the masseuses I see neglect.

Don't know if you saw Eliza before or after me as I had a similar issue with her when it came to prices.  Up to the point of discussion she was fun and flirty (she wasn't looking as pretty as when she came for interview) and we'd been feeling each other up.  She has some serious DDs hiding in her sweater that I didn't get to see.  On the turn she offered HR, topless or b2b and asked how much I'd pay, I told her the 20/30/40 standard for Skyline and she shook her head, she wanted more for all options.  She said she wouldn't remove her panties for 40.  I declined, surprisingly she continued her sensual touch to the end.  She offered me relief a couple more times but I declined as didn't want to pay less than she wanted (I don't like to chance a shit service from a grumpy provider).  At last asking she said she would take what I offered but by then there was less than 10 to go so no use to me.
I think she could've been a good turn if the pricing hadn't been the issue.  We won't be getting a chance to find out as she won't be returning to Skyline.
She does work from a place by Clockhouse Station in Beckenham on a Monday for those that can afford  to try her out.  Guess you'll need to search Gumtree or whatever.

Sonya's boobs saggy?  You must be used to solid bolt-ons that jut out or up!  Hers are natural Bs hanging as they should and her nips are just over a half inch long, a bit bigger than the end of a pencil.  I failed to sample her foot massage, will try next time.

Hannah does indeed give a great B2B if you want soft and sensual. She's only available by appointment, not sure if she/Emily has to know you first.  If you want something more vigorous (like Karina from Inverness Terrace) with lots of dry-humping then you'll have to look elsewhere.

[LLPunting]

Maria in Edgware is pretty smart and has plenty of banter, slim too the last time I saw her, but whether she would entertain, even for money, an aborted birth such as yourself, I'm not sure.

Corrected.   

[Wankingdead]

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Shasha
Black British
5:2 size 12 massive tits , short legs, she did a so and so massage no cc swipes, on the turn offered HE £20, decent overall 5/10.

Turkish girl ( didn't ask name) 5:4 size 10  small to medium tits, odour!
Average massage, £40 for b2b kept her thongs on, played with her tits and sucked on them, no touching of the undercarriage allowed, no body slides to speak of, average hand job. Overall 5/10.

Veronica.
Polish 5:6 size 8 medium tits, she knows about massage and has obviously done treatments in another life, £40 for b2b, stripped completely naked, decent body slides and dry plumbing, one of the best at Emilys currently and well worth a visit.

[FlaccidChimp]

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Veronica.
Polish 5:6 size 8 medium tits, she knows about massage and has obviously done treatments in another life, £40 for b2b, stripped completely naked, decent body slides and dry plumbing, one of the best at Emilys currently and well worth a visit.

I cosign on her massages. I never tried b2b with her.

[LLPunting]

Anyone tried Jade at Skyline? 
Saw her for the first time in passing recently and she looked like a pretty and friendly curvy girl.  She's lasted a few months so must be doing something right.  Emily cheekily said I should have a go but I was already milked dry.

[Wankingdead]

Saw her some time ago, average.

[Titti Tatti]

Corrected.   

Sorry but I thought 'birth canal' funny and original.

[stampjones]

Maria in Edgware is pretty smart and has plenty of banter, slim too the last time I saw her, but whether she would entertain, even for money, an obvious birth canal such as yourself, I not sure.

love it JT, sucked him in and nailed him at the end. Genius

[LLPunting]

Saw her some time ago, average.

Google search didn't ping a review here or comments.  Can you elaborate? Services or lack of?  Attitude?  Body?  She's English, Afro-carib.

[LLPunting]

Sorry but I thought 'birth canal' funny and original.

I know, just that "birth canal" is rather virtuous and respectable which I was of the impression the punter isn't.  Perhaps "Berkshire" would do?

[matad0r]

Fantasia

I was there last week for the third time recently.
The first time it was with a very young Chinese lady, early 20ies, which gave me one of the best massages I have had recently paying attention to every part of my body. Very sexy, but limited English which i didn't mind. Didn't discuss the tip amount before she proceeded to strip off completely and was very receptive to me sucking her books and touching her everywhere but no fingering. I had a great time so I went back ...

Second time I unfortunately ended up with the Romanian girl that is I believe some sort of mamasan there. Good English skills but massage was mediocre as she was more interested in looking herself in the mirror than focusing on the important stuff, i.e. making my c)ck cum! She wanted to negotiate the price in advance starting from 50 and then 40. Eventually gave her 30, as I had given to the the Chinese lady before ... she said it was an one off for me ... whatever.

Last time, I specifically asked for an Asian lady so I ended up with a girl that she claimed to be from Korea but I seriously have my doubts. Massage nothing special but she had a nice figure and I enjoyed chatting to her and being funny with her. Unfortunately, when it came to the price she wanted 50 and she would not go below 40 no matter what. She said I could also speak to the manager if I didn't believe that 40 was the going rate... Anyway, probably the best experience was the first one but I also enjoyed the last despite the price.

What I like about the place is that in all 3 occasions I have the girls willing to strip off completely and sucking their boobs was allowed. In my experience that is not always the case in the Chinese places around the centre where I usually end up. Downsides, entrance not very discreet, same for the rooms.

So probably I will visit again, maybe after Natural Health ;-)

P.S. I would be interested to know others' people recent experience wrt payment in Fantasia.
P.S.2. I really need to start remembering names...

[LLPunting]

Fantasia
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If a Romanian's in charge then things have changed dramatically for the worse.

If you're finding Chinese masseuses unwilling to get their kit off for 40-60 quid then you're doing something wrong.  Most will let you eat them out for that and some will fuck you.  Unless you've been stomping around the clip joints around Brewer St.

[stampjones]

Hey matador - welcome to the thread. Fantasia probably has the youngest, fittest women on the TCM scene. There are other places that you can get fit younger women but you probably arent going to get as consistent a result in the shops. Maybe somewhere like zhangri-la might be better for u

[Jonestown]

If Matador paid the first chinese girl at Fantasia £30 for naked HR then he did exceptionally well, the going rate there for B2B has always been £40, set by the chinese boss-lady, who has been known to tell punters to let her know if girls try to charge more.

[hawkzville]

I think this thread this is for sharing intel on massage shops in an entirely morally neutral way, as fascinating and close to home these discussions are.

If others on here want to cheat, lie, masquerade, be cuckolded or live in polygamy it aint any of mine.

Though I reserve the right to retain some kind of rubber-necking gawping interest when a massage shop SP's husband causes shit in there (I'm sure there's a separate debate to be had about "How would you feel if your OH gave b2b massages all day for a living?")

Agree; apologies if I have caused any offence.

[Alicat111]

The black girl you saw. do you remember her name.

Sorry, can’t remember.

[matad0r]

thanks for the welcome stampjones

I am intrigued by zhangri-la but Wimbledon is a bit too far so unlikely to try that anytime soon. I don't mind young or old; I actually prefer older ones as they know their trade but you surely cant beat a fresh on the scene and keen young lady ... you need a lot of luck to get one of those nowadays though. Next time I will try the one at Holborn (and report back), it seems one of the ladies there is getting good reviews. Unfortunately, I only visit London for limited time and I am based in the centre so any other suggestions around that area most welcomed.

@Jonestown: I paid 30 for my first two but I think for the first one I got lucky as the young Chinese lady with the limited English probably couldn't negotiate and she seemed new as well. As for the Romanian, for 40 I would have probably passed. But what you said "the going rate there for B2B has always been £40, set by the chinese boss-lady, who has been known to tell punters to let her know if girls try to charge more" seems to resonate with what the korean girl told me.

So, as we have now established that 40 is the rate, going forward I will probably try to get more extras rather than haggle down. With all three I was allowed to suck their tits, touch them everywhere, but fingering seemed limited though I didn't really push. Not sure what other extras you guys can get. FS didnt seem an option. BJ maybe?

[LLPunting]

Anyone tried Jade at Skyline? 
Saw her for the first time in passing recently and she looked like a pretty and friendly curvy girl.  She's lasted a few months so must be doing something right.  Emily cheekily said I should have a go but I was already milked dry.

Learnt how to use the Search again!

Found this review for Jade: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=221264.msg2240027#msg2240027  thanks to OP.   

Knew I'd read about her.  She's a bit too much woman for me but you buff lads will be in for some fun when she does B2B!   

[tomcat69]

thanks for the welcome stampjones

I am intrigued by zhangri-la but Wimbledon is a bit too far so unlikely to try that anytime soon. I don't mind young or old; I actually prefer older ones as they know their trade but you surely cant beat a fresh on the scene and keen young lady ... you need a lot of luck to get one of those nowadays though. Next time I will try the one at Holborn (and report back), it seems one of the ladies there is getting good reviews. Unfortunately, I only visit London for limited time and I am based in the centre so any other suggestions around that area most welcomed.

@Jonestown: I paid 30 for my first two but I think for the first one I got lucky as the young Chinese lady with the limited English probably couldn't negotiate and she seemed new as well. As for the Romanian, for 40 I would have probably passed. But what you said "the going rate there for B2B has always been £40, set by the chinese boss-lady, who has been known to tell punters to let her know if girls try to charge more" seems to resonate with what the korean girl told me.

So, as we have now established that 40 is the rate, going forward I will probably try to get more extras rather than haggle down. With all three I was allowed to suck their tits, touch them everywhere, but fingering seemed limited though I didn't really push. Not sure what other extras you guys can get. FS didnt seem an option. BJ maybe? the

Are you referring to Claire at first health spa in Holborn which is also run by Fiona of Zhangri la? Claire is a very friendly girl in her late 20s with glasses?

[matad0r]

Are you referring to Claire at first health spa in Holborn which is also run by Fiona of Zhangri la? Claire is a very friendly girl in her late 20s with glasses?

a few guys earlier mentioned "older Lilly" a Health First Holborn so I guess we are talking about the same thing. I have not been there, yet, myself.

[Deeeazy]

Are you referring to Claire at first health spa in Holborn which is also run by Fiona of Zhangri la? Claire is a very friendly girl in her late 20s with glasses?

This Fiona is becoming a super pimp !!!! I remember she use to work out of a basement flat Star St in Paddington.

[Titti Tatti]

Speaking of Fiona's, .....Thai Relaxation Therapy, Elm Park. New this summer.

Short 40 something with a solid body and ok face, typical of this place. Medium/small tits. She does have an amazing head of waist length auburn hair that she will swing about,  if encouraged.

First visit got a strong not particularly skilled massage. Enjoyable enough.  I'd been making the usual appreciative moans but on turning over I had to be more direct. "Oh you should have asked" came the reply!  A fun b2b session followed and I was left in no doubt more could be negotiated. Said she was New and was holiday "relief"

A few weeks later I drop in again and Fiona comes into room, she had her hair tied up and while I wasn't initially sure, she remembered me. Greets me with a hug and a kiss. I ask, she willingly agrees and after popping out for some protection we're off!  Not sure I got any massage but I had fun.  She was like a teenager who just got out of her convent and was determined to get laid! DFK came with lots of pressure, i.e. not playful or sophisticated, but very enthusiastic.  I didn't ask for a/l's or rimming but 69 etc all without. Once covered various positions willingly tried out with Fiona joining in i.e.not passive. But it's full on in a sort of amateurish way. Makes quite a nice change, if not something you'd want every time.

There is a shower a cross the hall.

Can't recall what I paid first time, but its 45ph on the door. After my shower I remembered nothing had been said about payment for extras but she's smiling at me, expectantly. Hand over 60 which is accepted, though I think she was hoping for more.

[tomcat69]

I never met fiona just text only what does she look like?

[Pperve]

I tried Skyline in Lewisham yesterday. Saw Nikki a 40 something size 8 Polish girl with I would say b cups.

Been a bit disappointed in recent punts and I can really only afford one a month so this was my punting make or break event.

Luckily Nikki was great! Nice massage good chat then see offered b2b for £30. So £80 total for the hour.

The b2b was great. First on the back then on the front. Seamed fine with touching and fingering. Overall my faith is restored in the scene. On the way out noticed another Thai girl. Bit large for me and not great skin. Glad I went with Nikki

[LLPunting]

Did Nikki say she was over 40?

[Titti Tatti]

I think she looked like....

Fiona

Short 40 something with a solid body and ok face, typical of this place. Medium/small tits. She does have an amazing head of waist length auburn hair that she will swing about,  if encouraged.

[LLPunting]

Went to meet Lilly the new young blonde at Skyline.  Was told Polish, 20s, size 8.
She had a pretty GND face atop a petite but pudgy, 5'3" body and was wearing a satin slip over some frilly bra out of which was spilling her Ds.  She was definitely overselling.
In the room she immediately asked what extras I wanted which I thought was a little abrupt, I said let's see how it goes but she insisted on agreeing first and then quoted 20 HR, 50 NHR, 70 NHR with touching    I paused, put my shoes back on and left.

It would've been nice if one of you lot who saw her last week had left a note about her behaviour. 

[elnukky]

In the room she immediately asked what extras I wanted which I thought was a little abrupt, I said let's see how it goes but she insisted on agreeing first and then quoted 20 HR, 50 NHR, 70 NHR with touching    I paused, put my shoes back on and left.

It would've been nice if one of you lot who saw her last week had left a note about her behaviour. 

I'm surprised you didn't get arrested, walking around Lewisham with just your shoes on. Did Emily give Lilly a bollocking when you got your refund?

[Callisto]

She had a pretty GND face atop a petite but pudgy, 5'3" body and was wearing a satin slip over some frilly bra out of which was spilling her Ds.  She was definitely overselling.
In the room she immediately asked what extras I wanted which I thought was a little abrupt, I said let's see how it goes but she insisted on agreeing first and then quoted 20 HR, 50 NHR, 70 NHR with touching    I paused, put my shoes back on and left.

This sounds all-round rubbish.  First of all, not the way girls at Skyline are usually attired in my limited experience - more akin to a brothel, in fact - and then, yeah, the immediate hard-selling.  Not cool.  My tack is always to decide on extras based on how well the girl has got me aroused.  If they ask upfront like that, and remove all of the WSWS element from the equation, they'd better be irresistible or hope I'm in a stupid mood.   You did very well to bail.

[LLPunting]

I'm surprised you didn't get arrested, walking around Lewisham with just your shoes on. Did Emily give Lilly a bollocking when you got your refund?

Cops pulled me over and told me to stop showing off. 

Emily wasn't there, Clair was doing reception work (her hair looked lovely and she has a great tan at present, she was wearing a more modest top with a narrow, deep neckline that gave a great hint of the boobage she sports).  Emily was watching remotely via the security cam and spoke out of it to me as I left.  I talked to her on the phone once I'd left.

[Callisto]

Ah, the famous Skyline security cams. Reassure me they're not in the rooms?

Something tells me we won't be seeing Lilly again   

[LLPunting]

Ah, the famous Skyline security cams. Reassure me they're not in the rooms?

Something tells me we won't be seeing Lilly again   

They must be much more sophisticated in the rooms as I've not seen them.  Then again the sight of my bare arse probably broke the lenses ages ago.   

[horsa]

They must be much more sophisticated in the rooms as I've not seen them.  Then again the sight of my bare arse probably broke the lenses ages ago.   

They must be very well hidden