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Offline alanarmstrong12345

Apologies I didn't mean to cause any offence, I will from now on review all of my punts to gain the respect of my peers. Also, please let me know if you need any help getting back on your horse.
cheers,
Al



It seems you've been reading the forum yet completely failed to note that several similar recent attempts by newbies to obtain recommendations have been told to sod off until they've done far more to establish their credibility.

You also claim to have seen most/every girl in the area over a fair period of time and have yet to review any.  And there would be many that haven't been already mentioned.

For someone "so experienced" in that neck if the woods you also choked up excessive monies like a wetback just off the boat from the colonies.

So, here's your advice:

Go do your own legwork.  If you genuinely want to share with this community then report back with new information and reviews from your experiences with SPs as yet unmentioned here or with knowns who have changed their reputed tune.  Once you've earned some respect then you'll be in a position to go begging for favours.

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Apologies I didn't mean to cause any offence, I will from now on review all of my punts to gain the respect of my peers. Also, please let me know if you need any help getting back on your horse.
cheers,
Al

I don't have a horse any more, traded it to an SB for a week's shagging and her in a video titled "horse cock". 

Your sarcy tone and petulant response simply marks you for the attention of Admins who will nuke your account for troll behaviour if you continue with your worthless emissions.

Offline The Vicar of Dibley

I went to bamboo in Sutton recently and saw a young blonde Spanish girl called Jessie. Average face and titties but biiiig bum. Anyway had the same sort of experience, wanted £40 for topless HJ and point blank refused to budge on price. In the end I didn't like her attitude so didn't give her the money even though £40 is what i would pay elsewhere  :lol: not sure who won there tbf

Disappointing as I like that shop, nicely laid out, good size rooms and every room I have been in has a shower. Don't think I have seen Jessie (would have remembered the big bum) but one girl I saw agreed to £40 nude HJ but kept her pants on. When I queried it and mentioned she wasn't nude she said she always keeps her pants on to stop people touching her "down there"  :dash:

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Just got back from bliss on grays inn road.

Girl on reception was blonde quite pretty EE called Angela. Took me downstairs to room, asked me to get undressed and cover with towel. Slightly disappointing, but it adds to the suspense I suppose.
I undressed, Angela had changed out of her jeans into leggings. She asked me how I wanted the massage so I said medium.

Now as a word of explanation my body is not flexible especially my back is stiff and my calves are tight, so it was no surprise that Angela managed to make me wince. I reckon no pain no gain, but she certainly made my eyes water at times.

Not a hint of cc swipes, it was time to turn over. She didn’t seem very concerned about the whereabouts of the towel at this point, which was a good sign.

She then massaged both legs, again no cc swipes, but then she asked if I wanted any extras. It was 20/30/40 for HP/topless/naked. Now Angela had nice legs, rack probably ok with a bit of weight around the tummy.

The issue was that I had just been pummelled, had not been brought slowly to the party, so I wasn’t feeling up for it and declined.

She took this well. And then gave me quite a nice frontal massage, including a bit of leg stretching.  Would I see her again. Possibly, but not probably. 

On the way out I saw a nice looking blonde girl with a nice looking rack and an unattractive brunette.

Interesting how people.differ, i would say.Angela is an absolute fox very very sexy girl.

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Interesting how people.differ, i would say.Angela is an absolute fox very very sexy girl.

We might be inclined to agree if you REVIEWED her.  Why haven't you done so if she's the fox you claim?

Offline Dibble

Had a little wander around the Earls Court options in mid-week; first time I'd been around this area.

Not a lot of quality around....ended up in Moonflower and had a 30 minute 'massage' with Addy (possibly! Aidi? Eddy?)...chinese lady, over 40, big enhanced tits with large nipples. Not particularly attractive...but I was in the mood for a hand-shandy so why not?

Average massage, pretty decent HJ.

Offline Rupert

Not much around these days. Usual spots ORG Baker st, sala Thai have all dried up. any recommendations people, dont mind the travelling.

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Tried out here in the week. Right at the end of an alley way off New Malden high street. Seems to be a ground floor flat split into a few rooms. No idea who I saw as she could barely speak any English. Not sure why I went really as the day was boiling hot and the room was even hotter.

Saw a Chinese girl late 20's / early 30's?? About 5'5", Slim, medium boobs with long nipples. Totally shaved bald pussy (first for me with a Chinese girl)  Pleasant enough and bubbly but the language barrier was a problem.

Nice firm massage. Seemed to know what she was doing. "Extras?" "B2B" and "£40" were the only words she spoke I actually understood.

Didn't care where my hands went. Her pussy got wet, very wet!! (actually she was dripping like a fucked fridge) So B2B was very good up until.......Me on my back and her on top...she is rubbing her pussy up and down my un-covered cock so vigorously I honestly thought she was gonna slip me inside. Had to keep trying to ensure she didn't. Asked her to finish me off by hand.!
She cleaned me up with a hot towel. Its 29C outside and I am getting a hot towel rub  :dash:

Paid £30 for 30 mins plus £40 for b2b. 

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Not much around these days. Usual spots ORG Baker st, sala Thai have all dried up. any recommendations people, dont mind the travelling.

Been a dismal week. Cast my net far and wide but only found farmers wives despite leads on here.

It seems the best places are on the fringes of London or out west.

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Tried out here in the week. Right at the end of an alley way off New Malden high street. Seems to be a ground floor flat split into a few rooms. No idea who I saw as she could barely speak any English. Not sure why I went really as the day was boiling hot and the room was even hotter.

Saw a Chinese girl late 20's / early 30's?? About 5'5", Slim, medium boobs with long nipples. Totally shaved bald pussy (first for me with a Chinese girl)  Pleasant enough and bubbly but the language barrier was a problem.

Nice firm massage. Seemed to know what she was doing. "Extras?" "B2B" and "£40" were the only words she spoke I actually understood.

Didn't care where my hands went. Her pussy got wet, very wet!! (actually she was dripping like a fucked fridge) So B2B was very good up until.......Me on my back and her on top...she is rubbing her pussy up and down my un-covered cock so vigorously I honestly thought she was gonna slip me inside. Had to keep trying to ensure she didn't. Asked her to finish me off by hand.!
She cleaned me up with a hot towel. Its 29C outside and I am getting a hot towel rub  :dash:

Paid £30 for 30 mins plus £40 for b2b.

Sounds good, thanks for info. Did they have a shower there?

Offline doublehappiness

I was looking for a Thai FBSM so went to Natural Ways on Baker St where I had 30 min with Pin. She’s early forties I guess but kept a decent body. Nice boobs, enhanced but not too large. Slim(ish) but not super toned. Nice face and good smiley energy around her. I opted for fully nude B2B. I think it was £30 + £50-60 for B2B (can’t remember). Used a lot of oil and kept sliding on top of me. She didn’t mind me fingering her pussy. I started with one and two fingers and ended up with four. I contemplated trying the full hand but thought that would push it a bit too much ;-). No OW(O) or FS unfortunately. Overall pretty good. Will keep it as a plan B.

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Review of my meeting with Alisa in Motspur Park (part of Northfields/Osterley crew).
Nice enough and friendly Chinese lady, nice place, functional B2B if not erotic, but was messed around with the appointment, squeezed between other bookings and rushed towards the end.
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=206461.0

Offline The Vicar of Dibley

Sounds good, thanks for info. Did they have a shower there?

I will reply even though the member is now banned...

Yes, there was a shower in the room.

One thing I forgot to mention is I believe they must book appointments back to back because even though I knocked on the open door at spot on my booked time I was ushered into a cupboard prior to the start of my massage. Presumably to avoid meeting previous punter. Was just about to start getting undressed and mount the massage table when I realised it was actually a large ironing board.  :D

Offline psychomusicianx

Returned to my fairly register haunt, Natural Wellness in Southgate. Saw Bella; Thai, 40s? Fairly petite but with maybe c cups. £30 for 30, plus £40 for B2B. Friendly woman, asked up front if I'd like B2B so she could time the massage. Massage wasn't bad, have had better; but it felt a little rushed (she even said afterwards that going a massage, B2B and a head massage (that she offered) into 30 minutes was too much). B2B was enjoyable but a bit tame - little mutual touching - but she knows what she's doing with her body! She works Monday Tuesday, Friday. Have definitely had better, but have had worse too.

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Oh, and a pretty decent shower afterwards too!

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I have also been to Natural Wellness in Southgate a few times. I think I mentioned it on this board a while back. After a few years of absence (with punting in General too) I decided to go back!

They change up their staff a lot so I had new faces I had never seen before. What is on offer depending on who you see.

1) Lucky? (or something)  - Chinese

She looks 40, but cracking body and pussy.

She doesn't mess around. I had a shower before the massage as I was coming from work. She walks in near the end of my shower, sees me wipe myself down with the towel and then grabs the towel and helps me dry off. Paying extra attention to my semi hard dick.

She then gives quite a decent massage. And then after some cc swipes and extra attention to my ass and balls, it is time for the "do you want extra's" chat. She charges about £20 for HJ and £40 for B2B which is standard there. But wait, there is more on the menu! After that she tries to charge £80 for b2b with Oral and no idea what for FS. I flat out refused the last two as I could see the prices were ridiculous. I tried to haggle the rest down but she wasn't keen. So I went with a B2B.

It was so rushed! I was on my front first and she did rub herself on me. However I had to turn over quite soon and she put her body all over me for about 10seconds and then went down to start wanking me off. And she went at it furiously, trying to make me cum barely 2mins into the b2b session. I was like wooow slow down, we have a while and this is meant to be enjoyed and teased. She took that as a sign that I may be cumming soon, she just started to go even faster on me!

Luckily I stopped her and didn't come. Had to get her to sit back on me and continue with the b2b session. In the end I came quite hard but it was also an angry cum.

I wouldn't go back to her again.


2) Natalie - Russian

Cheeky and chats a lot. Facially not all that, but has an ok body and tidy pussy. She gives an OK massage, nothing special. And her b2b, is fully nude and she pays a lot of attention to you all over. Rubbed her pussy all over me and talked dirty the whole time. Quite loudly too. My room was near the front and there is no way everyone outside didn't know what was going on. She is quite the tease to be fair, and I came hard.

No Full service or BJ from. Although I did ask...a lot!

Offline psychomusicianx

Yep, they certainly do have a fast turnover of staff - think I've only seen one person twice. Prices are standard £20 for HE and £40 for B2B, as you say. It does mean no negotiation required, which makes things easy, though they don't all have the same definition of B2B! Cheers for your mini review; I'll know to ask who else is available if Lucky is unlucky enough to walk into the room ;)

Offline stampjones

Thats a real bummer chicki - those are the very worst when it starts out like it is going to be really good and turns out to be really shit. The older I get the more I find that the more painful and protracted the negotiation, the crapper the subsequent experience. I could probably get famous with that - stamp’s law. They should teach it in school.

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A passing recce to Fantasy on Barking Road at weekend, as have had some joy there before but it's very hit and miss.

It would live up to its name if your fantasy was two flat crones in baggy tights.

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A passing recce to Fantasy on Barking Road at weekend, as have had some joy there before but it's very hit and miss.

It would live up to its name if your fantasy was two flat crones in baggy tights.

 :lol:

Glad you've found your new haunt  ;)

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Not the usual observation reported but those of you who like striking blue eyes might be tempted to seek out Stefania at Serene Spa.  Given all the sunshine she's got quite a deep tan and I only recently saw her face in daylight when she happened to be on reception.  Others reported that she does HE.  She's a petite, curvy lass with a little bit of belly, boobs are B/C cups not plump or perky though.  Don't know her work days.

I had a massage from a skinny blonde Emo-ish Spaniard called Emma (!).  She has pierced face cheeks which oddly just seem to have plugs fitted.  Her look isn't conventionally pretty.  Massage was firm at times but not as skilled as Stefania, Elena or Annie.  Seemed like she'd been shown but not well trained.  She bumped my body and arms a few times with her hips, thighs and pubis and at one point I think she pressed her mound on the sole of my foot and gasped a little when I wiggled my toes.  All a bit coy really and I didn't try to pursue any extras.  She made no offers.  Works Tues and Weds at present.

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:lol:

Glad you've found your new haunt  ;)

Yeah right.

A quick recce Little Newport Street environs showed a few younger girls on in windows/doors. I wasn't buying but I reckon there'd be a few takers.

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Posted a review of Osterley massage. Not so much a shop more of a flat.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=206726.0

Overall a positive experience.

Offline caledoniapunter

Was over in Hammersmith a couple of weeks ago and decided to head over to Organic Remedies Shepherds Bush. Had heard some good reports on here so headed here at about 7pm on a Saturday night. As I was approaching the shop a girl with a short red schoolgirl/sailor dress was walking in front of me and as luck would have it she walked into the place just in front of me.   The guy behind the desk initially called out to an EE wearing jeans and a t shirt sitting on the sofa but I requested red dress and this was not a problem. Pretty sure I paid 45 for the hour and was shown to the room by who I later found out was Nancy. Massage was ok, not outstanding and not massive amounts in the way of CC or reach unders.   After about 30 minutes she starts talking extras. The build up hadn't been fantastic but she looked good, above average in the looks department, slim body no fat, nice shape but small tits so if you like curves up top then maybe not for you. Little head gets better of me and I gamble and agree to £60 for b2b. Starts off pretty poorly it has to be said. She is massaging me with one hand and almost covering her tits with the other hand. I am thinking the worst at this point of course. After a couple of minutes of this she agrees to let me suck her tits if I am gentle. Things start picking up. After about a minute I get her to lie down on the massage table, she is starting to get warmer now and what was looking like a disaster is picking up. I spent about 15 minutes down there, she was really into it. After she has her fun she gets up and finishes me off, jumps in the shower and cleans herself up. Think I left bang on the hour. So after a mixed start a pretty good experience all in. I asked her what days she works there but she said it changes and she wrote her name on a card and said to call ahead. Binned the card but made a mental note to head back here to either sample her again or try some of the other names mentioned on this thread.
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Was over in Hammersmith a couple of weeks ago and decided to head over to Organic Remedies Shepherds Bush. Had heard some good reports on here so headed here at about 7pm on a Saturday night. As I was approaching the shop a girl with a short red schoolgirl/sailor dress was walking in front of me and as luck would have it she walked into the place just in front of me.   The guy behind the desk initially called out to an EE wearing jeans and a t shirt sitting on the sofa but I requested red dress and this was not a problem. Pretty sure I paid 45 for the hour and was shown to the room by who I later found out was Nancy. Massage was ok, not outstanding and not massive amounts in the way of CC or reach unders.   After about 30 minutes she starts talking extras. The build up hadn't been fantastic but she looked good, above average in the looks department, slim body no fat, nice shape but small tits so if you like curves up top then maybe not for you. Little head gets better of me and I gamble and agree to £60 for b2b. Starts off pretty poorly it has to be said. She is massaging me with one hand and almost covering her tits with the other hand. I am thinking the worst at this point of course. After a couple of minutes of this she agrees to let me suck her tits if I am gentle. Things start picking up. After about a minute I get her to lie down on the massage table, she is starting to get warmer now and what was looking like a disaster is picking up. I spent about 15 minutes down there, she was really into it. After she has her fun she gets up and finishes me off, jumps in the shower and cleans herself up. Think I left bang on the hour. So after a mixed start a pretty good experience all in. I asked her what days she works there but she said it changes and she wrote her name on a card and said to call ahead. Binned the card but made a mental note to head back here to either sample her again or try some of the other names mentioned on this thread.

Are you sure you went to Organic Remedies and not Relaxation Oasis ? They are only a few doors apart.

Nancy works at, or did work at Oasis, and she is very like the girl you describe, however Oasis charge £50 for the hour as I recall.

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Are you sure you went to Organic Remedies and not Relaxation Oasis ? They are only a few doors apart.

Nancy works at, or did work at Oasis, and she is very like the girl you describe, however Oasis charge £50 for the hour as I recall.

Haha, I have just checked google street view and yes you are right. I went with every intention of going to ORSB but just followed that red dress straight into the wrong shop. As for the amount you might be right on that too I honestly cant remember. But tip was definitely £60, she didn't look likely to budge much on price.

So apart from getting the wrong shop and the wrong price that was a good return to reviewing from me after an absence. Sorry chaps!!  Thanks for the correction and apologies.
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Thought I'd do a quick review of Apsara on Tanners Hill in Deptford, SE8 External Link/Members Only  I guess it's a bit out of the way for most people but I live nearby and have tried it out three times in the last 6 months or so.

£25 for half hour (even though the site says thirty). First things first the women I've seen each time I've been have been mature (to put it mildly), I'd say all three were 50+. Doesn't bother me at all but I know it'll put others off immediately, no idea whether there are any younger women there.

Extras available each time I've been, despite what the site says and what the warning notice says in the room, seems to be limited to HE for £30, asked about a BJ or topless on my last visit and was told no. Did manage to get one of them down to £20 but the others wouldn't budge. Massage has always been ok (not massively experienced in getting massages to be honest) and the HR is efficient/effective rather than anything special.

So a rub and tug for £55 within 15 mins walk of home which work for me but I guess the location and age of the women won't have people flocking to the place.

Apsara Thai Spa is my local place for a good legit massage.  I've been at least 50 times over the past 5 years, and usually for 90 minutes.  The massages are almost always excellent.  If you're a regular, you can buy 10 hours for £380 (or £360 if you pay cash). 

Recommended for a good therapeutic massage.  The women at Apsara are generally very personable, but usually older and not sexy.  I have been offered HE on a few occasions, but I go elsewhere for fun. 

At the moment, if I want some local fun, I go to the Chinese shop near Elverson Road DLR:

Chinese Massage Lewisham   07470806668    147 Brookmill Rd   External Link/Members Only

Looks a bit grotty outside and inside, but good service from Chinese girls.  2 girls and 2 rooms (one reasonable size with a good new shower, the other tiny and no shower). 

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Tried Green Remedies on Chalton for recces over past week, on both occasions would have loved to have sampled the receptionists (there's a big eared one with a lovely round pair) but walked when I saw the girls (in one case ancient).  Oh well, live in hope!

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Tried Green Remedies on Chalton for recces over past week, on both occasions would have loved to have sampled the receptionists (there's a big eared one with a lovely round pair) but walked when I saw the girls (in one case ancient).  Oh well, live in hope!

Easy tiger, get a grip, you'll pull a Sinz next.

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Hi guys,
Newbie here but I have “possibly” taken a few tips from this page before so now it’s time to give back a bit  :drinks:
Have only been to a few places in the last year but planning on trying some more soon.

Started with China five elements.
First girl was Julia, very pretty late 20 Romanian girl, good English and very friendly (so I got lucky I guess for my first punt). First time I was still a bit unsure and told her so and she said “better make it good for you”. Had paid 50 for 60min. After about 40min turn over and another 5 later came the whispered extras? Armed with tips from here I asked what was on offer and she said he for 30. She had a great body so I asked how much for topless, 40. Agreed on that. She had me turn back on my front and started going for cc swipes and reach unders, building it up before asking me to turn over again. She had a great pair, real with smooth soft skin and pert nipples. Great handful. Followed a very nice he with good eye contact and her blowing over my body. At one point she slowed down and seemed to try measuring my girth with her hands before remarking that I was impressively large :thumbsup: a little compliment is always nice. Popped all over the place and she said she hoped it was a good first. Since we had good chat during the massage and I expected more could be had I told her I’d be back and that maybe next time I would massage her too. We agreed there 60£ for naked b2b and mutual massage for next time.
Went back a month after after pay day, she remembered me. After 30min I asked if we could move to the extras and I reminded her we had agreed 60. She accepted, got naked and oiled up. Followed some well done body slides, she used her nice large C almost D tits to good effect. Lay down next to me, started the he and allowed me to touch all over. Bit like a gfe. I told her I wanted to massage her so she lay down and I started rubbing her legs, ass and back with oil which she seemed to enjoy a lot. Asked her to turn over and I was able to massage/play with her tits and started slowly running my hands around her thighs. She had said no fingers but after a bit more rubbing she allowed me to get closer and closer until I was two fingers deep  :blush: while fingering and rubbing her tits she was slowly wanking me off which was great. I moved my other hand to her clit and brought her to a nice real climax (I could feel her shuddering from inside and she was soaking:p) she finished the he with me sitting on the edge of the table kissing and licking her boobs while I came, “accidentally” getting a bit on her which she took well (ie didn’t run away screaming).
At 110£ all in for the hour probably a bit expensive but quality massage, great extras with a pretty and friendly ee and I left feeling great. I know you can get more with a sp but haven’t tried that yet as a bit worried still about hygiene/catching something. I’m under 30 and still active in the real world and I guess I’m not ready to pay for full on sex when it can be had for free! Plus, I like massages and feel a little treat is well deserved once in a while.
Went back to Julia a few more times with similar results (although once she was a bit moody, though to be fair it was 9pm and I was the last client of the day). Never got her to do more and not sure if it was on offer either. While she would rub her tits on my spartan spear  she never allowed me to have a proper titty fuck, which I really wanted. Haven’t seen her in a few months but hope she is still around. If anyone has seen her recently do tell.

Had two other girls there. Thai girl called Anna that offered topless he for 40 but was a bit shy and an ee girl, stunning with a great big rack (fake but wow) and a tight round ass. She was quite mechanical and a bit grumpy though when I negotiated which killed the mood. She wanted 80 for b2b, settled on 30 for he with her top lifted up so I could see those puppies. He was don’t to completion but she had that far away look and my usual charm seemed lost on her. Not keen to go back to her. Her name was Natasha (possibly the same as at Toynbee street, more on that below)

Toynbee Street, no name massage place. This was when it was an ee outfit end of last year before changing to the current Thai place. Always hot young ee’s so had to try. Had a similar/same girl as Natasha, though this was before seeing Natasha at China 5. Something about her seemed familiar, maybe it was the lack of interest in providing a good service, maybe it was just the huge rack on a tiny slim frame  :D she started at 100 for b2b, no way! Got her down to 30 for he with touching. So if it’s the same girl as the second time at China 5, her expectations went down lol. Not great value but fuck she was hot. Haven’t returned since but tempted by the previously reviewed Mimi? Will try out and review.

Organic remedies wentworth Street (the one with the corrider and reception desk at the end)
Had a 30 for 30 massage with an older Chinese lady. Not my type really so only had a he for 20. She said bj was on offer though but for 80...not spending that much on that.
Heard there’s a cute Italian girl there, haven’t been able to find time to test but keen. When you call they are a bit evasive about who is available and names don’t seem to mean much to reception. Saw a young Caucasian girl that looked cute on my way out, should have asked her name!

Other side of town, Leelawadee in Tulse Hill. Went there for an actual massage after a job because my back was in agony after some heavy lifting. I wanted the hot receptionist mentioned above (Katie?) but instead got an older Thai lady, Can’t remember her name. Amazing Thai massage, beat the knots out of me and she could feel where I was sore. Proper pro and 25£ for 30 good value. She used her knees, elbows, at one point thought she would stand on me and my poor back would break. Think she even used tiger balm mixed with the oil on my lower back. Wasn’t sure if she would offer extras and wasn’t fussed, but I asked for some front massage for the last 5min. While she wasn’t a stunner in any way she was sweet and shy and thinking of other things got me a semi. She pointed at my half awake cock and said extra? (Her English is quite bad so not much chat). She only does he, so it was 20£. To be honest she was a champ at this too, great hand technique twisting and rubbing with both hands, lots of ball action and a finger sliding closer to my ass with light pressure. By the end I was arched up and exploded. She continued a slow wank until every drop had come out, then cleaned me up and gave me a head massage! During this she pointed at my still erect manhood and said “how you do with that? You have gf?, you break her, no walk after! You back broken, but that not broken no!” Made me laugh and I assured her with some warming up I always make it fit  :cool: all in all a good time and good vfm for a great massage. Will be back, maybe even just for a massage it was that good. Btw shower in one of the rooms at least to answer a previous question above. Wouldn’t want to do more with her anyways, and doubt she offers but this place has potential.

That’s it for now, haven’t been anywhere else but hope that was helpful.let me know if I should post separate reviews too but this is the massage shop page so.... Keen to try Primo on wentworth street, saw a hot Asian with pink heels there today when I walked past. China 5 occasionally has good looking girls sitting outside but haven’t been recently. I steer clear of 66, even before reading this page I could tell you’d likely walk out with a rash or something.
Would love to find a place with a below 30 girl with a nice pair that would offer a real titty wank and cob, maybe some owo too. Maybe one of the Royal London girls? Seems green remedies should be on my list too, will try to pass by when I can.
Cheers guys

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Thanks Spartan and welcome.

Perhaps use some headings or bold text to make it a little easier to spot the different place names next time.

Hope the Tulse Hill ladies don't use Tiger Balm on your todger and a-hole, although...

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That's a 'mini review'?

4 different establishments mentioned so yes a decent mini-review.  Gold star student, I have high hopes that lad will get through his A Levels this year and head off to Fresher's Week knowing full well how to fuck a real 18 year old (lucky bastard).

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4 different establishments mentioned so yes a decent mini-review.  Gold star student, I have high hopes that lad will get through his A Levels this year and head off to Fresher's Week knowing full well how to fuck a real 18 year old (lucky bastard).

Haha thanks LLP. Writing all of that on my phone was hard enough without have to bold and underline though. Autocorrect was out to get me.
 Sadly I’m closer to 30 than to 18 but I do still have very fond memories of young fresh 18 year olds ready to try anything new! Girls were so much more flexible back then... Did know a few girls who were on SA so maybe some of us have mutual connections haha.

Also I seem to have missed the “mini” part so apologies if that read a bit too much like a book  :dash: will try to be more concise while keeping all the details you old boys seem to enjoy, and require!
Anyways hope my review will point some in the right direction and likewise keep others from wasting time.

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Hi spartan - mini reviews might have been the original idea but these days I think its more of a general fbsm thread for london so if long info dumps is your thing, go for it imo  :drinks:
May find a trail of us older members littered by the wayside as we struggle to keep our attention spans intact all the way to the end though ;)

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Hi spartan - mini reviews might have been the original idea but these days I think its more of a general fbsm thread for london so if long info dumps is your thing, go for it imo  :drinks:
May find a trail of us older members littered by the wayside as we struggle to keep our attention spans intact all the way to the end though ;)

Speak for yourself mate, I read all the way to the end without nodding off.

Can't remember anything mind you.  Eh?  Why's my todger out?   :wacko:

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Thanks Stampjones. Was just getting all the past stuff down, new ventures will be noted as they come along so next one will be shorter :)

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Speak for yourself mate, I read all the way to the end without nodding off.

Can't remember anything mind you.  Eh?  Why's my todger out?   :wacko:
Fuck me mate - thats an image I didnt want to have just as Im about to go to bed  :scare:

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Fuck me mate - thats an image I didnt want to have just as Im about to go to bed  :scare:

Well thank your lucky stars that you have the Internet then.

Try External Link/Members Only

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Saw Rina Thai few weeks ago. She is not new and many people have reviewed her already.
She is a stunning girl just like her pictures suggest, pretty standard service decent massage and lots of reach under. Great service but felt kinda rushed.

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Apsara Thai Spa is my local place for a good legit massage.  I've been at least 50 times over the past 5 years, and usually for 90 minutes.  The massages are almost always excellent.  If you're a regular, you can buy 10 hours for £380 (or £360 if you pay cash). 

Recommended for a good therapeutic massage.  The women at Apsara are generally very personable, but usually older and not sexy.  I have been offered HE on a few occasions, but I go elsewhere for fun. 

At the moment, if I want some local fun, I go to the Chinese shop near Elverson Road DLR:

Chinese Massage Lewisham   07470806668    147 Brookmill Rd   External Link/Members Only

Looks a bit grotty outside and inside, but good service from Chinese girls.  2 girls and 2 rooms (one reasonable size with a good new shower, the other tiny and no shower).

Also a fan of Chinese massage lewisham.
Not the most discrete location though.

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4 different establishments mentioned so yes a decent mini-review.  Gold star student, I have high hopes that lad will get through his A Levels this year and head off to Fresher's Week knowing full well how to fuck a real 18 year old (lucky bastard).

Between us I reckon we've tutored a few via here on how to approach the world of TCM and the joys which (occasionally) lurk within...

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Have posted a review but copy and paste here:

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Location: residential property in Hounslow - she clearly lives there and massage on a table in her lounge
Price: £50/30
Girl: indian - good rack and slim body
Massage: poor apart from some good deep strokes, more of a rub really. No real effort with cc or ru’s and pretty much straight to tug on the flip. Hj was mediocre at best with no variation or real effort.

I think it’s a toft, but definitely one to avoid

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And another:

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Location: flat on Uxbridge road in Ealing
Price: £60/30
Girl: small polish with big d cups
Service: it’s advertised as a rub and tug but everything is on offer. Standard massage and full nude he is £60/30 and fs anything up to £50 extra (too dear for a room with only a massage table)
Girl was friendly though, but I think it should be £50 ideally.
Downside - back and cc done but no ru’s and no leg massage was done.

May venture back as there are other sp’s there all working as part of the same group

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Went a couple of weeks back to a chinese massage salon on The Cut. Paid 30 for 30 minutes.
A small young Chinese girl entered the room (which is small, just fits the massage table) while I still was undressing. Talked a bit while I was laying down on the table.

Massage was not the best I ever had but also not bad. After 10 min or so she started touching me more softer and did some cc swipes. Few minutes later the question if I wanted more. Agreed 30 for topless hj.

I turned around and the removed her top showing some nice tits (small b). Touching was allowed and a nice slow hj.

Overall I would return again. Nice friendly girl with and a decent massage. Forgot the name of the girl.

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And another:

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Shinz,
Thanks for reviews but no need to repost in this thread, post a link if you have to but everyone is meant to do their research so all will find your reviews anyway.   :drinks:

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Shinz,
Thanks for reviews but no need to repost in this thread, post a link if you have to but everyone is meant to do their research so all will find your reviews anyway.   :drinks:

Happy days, saves me extra work!  :drinks:

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Went a couple of weeks back to a chinese massage salon on The Cut.
... Forgot the name of the girl.

Thanks for review  :drinks:
Was this the place near to the Young Vic, pink entrance and you walk upstairs to the reception? 
If so, it has a mixed reputation due to the frequent turnover of staff.  Some good Chinese SPs have worked there in the distant past.  My more recent experiences (as reported) there have all been underwhelming and I asked for money back when a girl denied agreed services and I halted the session early.  Management begrudgingly agreed but you have to be calm and stand your ground.

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Thanks for the review Spartan20, would definitely like to give Julia a try 👍🏻

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Anyone have experience of Herbal Clinic in Cricklewood Lane . Stopped there a while ago and at reception was a selection of 4 S.Ps all different nationalities . One very blonde busty girl was really giving me 100% eye contact . The receptionist who was young and cute alluded to extras after your body massage . Couldn't stay on that occasion as parking was so horrendous and paying for a meter seemed only possible by debit card  :dash:

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highly recommended- good choice of girls, discreet place with big free DIY car park right across the road. I recommend EE Rosa who was lovely. Place is a bit shabby but I have seen worse- my new go to massage place!  HE £20, topless £30, nude £40- sure more on offer once they get to know you