London massage shop mini reviews

[mikeuk88]

Hi guys could anyone recommend a good massage parlour in Old Street area? Heading there now without notice and didn't have time to do research. Thanks in advance.

Linda Maylee's shop is on 68 Old Street I think.
I think it's called Organic Health Spa.

[Callisto]

Saw Lucy again,around 30's i would say typical chinese body built petite small tits small ass and a bit of gut. English not so good. 
Accepts playing with her pussy and RO but not too much as she claims she is sensitive.
In my opinion good value for money 60 for cumming 2 times,CIM and rimming. She seems very client orientated and smiled all the session.

Does she allow FK / did you try?  Cheers.

[Ozy84]

Guys, anyone seen a lily at zen therapy Leytonstone or a jessica at zen therapy Upminster? If you have any comments? Thanks.

[dchabs]

Name?

Happy lotus from what I recall

[sparkus]

Guys, anyone seen a lily at zen therapy Leytonstone or a jessica at zen therapy Upminster? If you have any comments? Thanks.

I was told a Lily was on at Leytonstone and it turned out to be Lauren, it seems they use both names for her 
Was mildly annoyed until the dining out occurred...

[throatfiller8]

Just had another appointment today at the Natural Wellness in Southgate.
Paid 45 for one hour.
Saw Lucy again,around 30's i would say typical chinese body built petite small tits small ass and a bit of gut. English not so good.
Again as soon as she entered locked the room and started caressing my ass and balls.
Asked me if i wanted B2B but proposed to her 60 for B2B and BJ like last time,agreed paid and got naked.
Oil all over and she started to reach under and slide all over,she then started rimming me and liking my balls.
Spent quite a lot of time rimming me and even asked if i enjoy it. After some time finished with cum in mouth and on boobies as the load was big. She showed me the cum all over her tits and asked if it looks good. Jumped both in shower and continued with a back massage performed well.By the end of the time i turned on my back again and asked if i would like some head massage,surprise surprise oiled up again and performed another HE with me finishing on her tits again.
Accepts playing with her pussy and RO but not too much as she claims she is sensitive.
In my opinion good value for money 60 for cumming 2 times,CIM and rimming. She seems very client orientated and smiled all the session.
Works Sunday and Tuesday. External Link/Members Only

Wondering if this could be the same Lucy that used to be at the old (sadly now closed) Well Health in Denman Street and also at their place in Praed Street, Paddington. She was good value and took CIM without flinching. Lots more besides with Lucy.

[Ozy84]

I was told a Lily was on at Leytonstone and it turned out to be Lauren, it seems they use both names for her 
Was mildly annoyed until the dining out occurred...

Cheers sparkus.

Both apparently new girls but i suspect otherwise.

[KingCrowley]

Wondering if this could be the same Lucy that used to be at the old (sadly now closed) Well Health in Denman Street and also at their place in Praed Street, Paddington. She was good value and took CIM without flinching. Lots more besides with Lucy.

Had the same service from Lucy And Yuyu i believe it was her name and both are fairly new in the shop so may be related.

[KingCrowley]

Does she allow FK / did you try?  Cheers.

Yes she does,she gets really involved,lots of kissing,she is not really keen on you playing with her pussy. Although she gets really wet,probably tries to avoid getting exhausted by the end of the day.   

[KingCrowley]

Southgate really is the word on everybody's lips at present, eh? 

They are fairly close to me,10 min drive and close to the gym. Out of the gym and in for a massage treat.

[LLPunting]

They are fairly close to me,10 min drive and close to the gym. Out of the gym and in for a massage treat.

You live near the Southgates and they give you massage + extras?

Well he does have a large mouth...  but all those teeth...  And don't you get bristle burn on your balls?

[MP]

Sorry been lurking to long. Usually go to Fantasia, but was in the Farringdon area and went to San Sabai, 100 Farringdon Road. Have to go through the barbers which is a bit weird but ok. Down stairs and asked for an hour at 45. Had a shower beforehand and then got on the table naked. I had Pim (I think). She was defo the lady in charge though! Said she doesn’t normally massage but the other masseuse was busy. Older lady, but couldn’t age her properly but defo 40+ Not fat, but not skinny.
Had probably the best actual massage on my back that I’ve ever had, really got all the knots out. Kept brushing past the the little chap when doing my bum and legs and then went into sensual mode, lots of reach unders and swipes etc, really good! She started haggling at £50 got her down to £30 and had prolonged HR on the flip. Not over oiled, playing with my arse etc, as she sat on the massage table with her legs spread which was a nice touch. She kept asking if I wanted her naked, but wasn’t really interested as I didn’t fancy her too much, so didn’t enter further negotiations.

All in all a great experience. Will go back but would want her again purely for the excellent back massage.

[Callisto]

You live near the Southgates and they give you massage + extras?

Well he does have a large mouth...  but all those teeth...  And don't you get bristle burn on your balls?

The real question, however, is whether he keeps the waistcoat on?

[stampjones]

The real question, however, is whether he keeps the waistcoat on?

Jesus - I really didnt get LLPs joke til this reply. Out of touch or what 

[FlaccidChimp]

Chinese Massage - 116 Blackheath Rd

Walked in a below average looking girl was at the counter. She asked what I wanted. An hour was cheaper than usual. She then escorted me to a room where I waited for her to return. To my delight a more attractive Asian girl returned. She was slim and around 5 ft 5. She gave an above average massage using both her hands to caress my arms and legs. She applied a nice amount of pressure over my back and butt.

Later she asked if I want a happy ending to which I replied " how much?" She said 20. It seems like 30 is the standard these days say I immediately took her offer. She even agreed to some other requests for free after I had paid her like touching her body etc. I decided to give her an extra 10 after. Her handjob skills were basic and not great but her overall service was good.

I returned a week or so later hoping for a similar experience when I saw an even less attractive girl at the counter. I asked if she was the only one there because I wanted to see a different girl. She said she's the only one there, so I left. The girl can be more important than the shop I guess. I will try to find out which days she's working and her name.

[FlaccidChimp]

Chinese Massage - 116 Blackheath Rd

Walked in a below average looking girl was at the counter. She asked what I wanted. An hour was cheaper than usual. She then escorted me to a room where I waited for her to return. To my delight a more attractive Asian girl returned. She was slim and around 5 ft 5. She gave an above average massage using both her hands to caress my arms and legs. She applied a nice amount of pressure over my back and butt.

Later she asked if I want a happy ending to which I replied " how much?" She said 20. It seems like 30 is the standard these days say I immediately took her offer. She even agreed to some other requests for free after I had paid her like touching her body etc. I decided to give her an extra 10 after. Her handjob skills were basic and not great but her overall service was good.

I returned a week or so later hoping for a similar experience when I saw an even less attractive girl at the counter. I asked if she was the only one there because I wanted to see a different girl. She said she's the only one there, so I left. The girl can be more important than the shop I guess. I will try to find out which days she's working and her name.

It was a Sunday I saw the nice girl.

[Ozy84]

So many new contributors, all trying extremely hard to contribute, im loving it! 

[LLPunting]

Jesus - I really didnt get LLPs joke til this reply. Out of touch or what 

At least you got it eventually.

KC seems to have let it by, probably getting used to the feeling as the next match approaches.

[LLPunting]

So many new contributors, all trying extremely hard to contribute, im loving it! 

But are you learning anything new?

[Ozy84]

But are you learning anything new?

There was intended sarcasm in my comment LLP 

Bastards have been quiet for years and are having to come out, admitting to being lurkers and leeches!!! 

[KingCrowley]

You live near the Southgates and they give you massage + extras?
Non native English speaker, didn't get it? Could you explain?

Well he does have a large mouth...  but all those teeth...  And don't you get bristle burn on your balls?

[LLPunting]

There was intended sarcasm in my comment LLP 

Bastards have been quiet for years and are having to come out, admitting to being lurkers and leeches!!! 

I did suspect, you being the cynic you are.

I know biting your tongue isn't really your style, at least here on the forum, no idea what you and the girls really get up to.

[LLPunting]

The real question, however, is whether he keeps the waistcoat on?

Do you think he has one in leather (very Village People) or PVC (a bit more Priscilla)?

[LLPunting]

Non native English speaker, didn't get it? Could you explain?

It's not your English that's at fault mate (it's first rate).  You're just not a fan of the English football team or at least catching some of the information about them.

[jok32]

Reviewed Tina @ Emily's
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=210504

Sadly only had her or the bigger girl (looked very smiley but unfortunately I like my girls <size 12) to choose from and Tara not around that day

[KingCrowley]

It's not your English that's at fault mate (it's first rate).  You're just not a fan of the English football team or at least catching some of the information about them.

I know nothing about football so that explains everything.

[Callisto]

I know nothing about football so that explains everything.

All you need to know is as follows: it's coming home.

[sparkus]

Back to topic, saw Nicole/a at Moonflower Earl's Court, will stick up proper review soon - a qualified Positive, as in + massage and norks, - HE and looks.

[Ozy84]

I did suspect, you being the cynic you are.

I know biting your tongue isn't really your style, at least here on the forum, no idea what you and the girls really get up to.

Yep i do find it hard biting my tongue, a real softie with the ladies though, i am sure they’d confirm if you ask 

[LLPunting]

Yep i do find it hard biting my tongue, a real softie with the ladies though, i am sure they’d confirm if you ask 

A real soft but firm tongue and no softie anywhere else is what I guess you'd like them to say.  To spare the blushes I won't ask.

[Ozy84]

A real soft but firm tongue and no softie anywhere else is what I guess you'd like them to say.  To spare the blushes I won't ask.

 

[derbyladsouth]

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=210744.0

[alexm40]

Went to Orients spa Olympia Kensington. My review here: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=210921

Thought it wasn't reviewed but then I lokked up again and found 2 threads:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=68746.msg873550#msg873550
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=135699.msg1512772#msg1512772

Nothing changes since 2015 I guess 

[Vazkuu]

First review.

Location: Bamboo Sutton (SM1)
Went few days ago

Went in without booking and masseuse went by the name of Nissy. Asian, about 5'2, probably 40s? Not too facially appealing, b cup tits, hairy minge. Paid £30 for 30 mins. Gave a shit massage, told her she had nice legs and proceeded to start grabbing them and hands wondered up to her ass. She said £30 for HE and £50 for B2B, told her only had £40 on me and she accepted. Turned over and she seemed mesmerised by the size of my cock. She got on the table started giving me a foot job and then proceeded to oil her self up and did some oily b2b. Started sucking my nipples and nibbling my neck and then she gave me a tit job. I asked for sex, however was turned down with the reply "no, no too big way too big won't fit". She definitely offers it, I just got a bit unlucky with the size thing.

Would i go again? Perhaps but would need a more attractive girl.

[Ladeeda]

First review.

Location: Bamboo Sutton (SM1)
Went few days ago

Went in without booking and masseuse went by the name of Nissy. Asian, about 5'2, probably 40s? Not too facially appealing, b cup tits, hairy minge. Paid £30 for 30 mins. Gave a shit massage, told her she had nice legs and proceeded to start grabbing them and hands wondered up to her ass. She said £30 for HE and £50 for B2B, told her only had £40 on me and she accepted. Turned over and she seemed mesmerised by the size of my cock. She got on the table started giving me a foot job and then proceeded to oil her self up and did some oily b2b. Started sucking my nipples and nibbling my neck and then she gave me a tit job. I asked for sex, however was turned down with the reply "no, no too big way too big won't fit". She definitely offers it, I just got a bit unlucky with the size thing.

Would i go again? Perhaps but would need a more attractive girl.

You got a tit wank from a pair of B-cups?

[sparkus]

You got a tit wank from a pair of B-cups?

My thoughts exactly. Though quite often on here blokes don't have a clue about sizes.

[caledoniapunter]

Visited Moonflower in Earls Court earlier today. Some earlier references to it in this thread suggested it was relatively under reviewed and would score highly on the raunch factor. Overall impressions were a bit mixed. They definitely have a damp problem downstairs. The room I had possessed a definite mouldy odour, place was generally clean but could probably do with sorting out the ventilation and a lick of paint. Girl on the reception ended up being the masseuse, Sophie I think her name was, Chinese, chipped front tooth. Nice body but wearing jeans which I am not a big fan of and a vest top. Nice looking tits but I suspect there was padding in the bra. Massage was perfectly acceptable, pretty good actually, but I opted for just HR this time as the surroundings just weren't doing it for me. All delivered competently enough and allowed plenty of touching. English was not great but she attempted conversation and I think ran over by about 10 minutes. She accepted £30 tip, she said pay me what you like. Always try and be fair and because the massage was solid, she didn't pull away from wandering hands and the extra time it definitely warranted more than the basic £20 IMHO. Probably will not rush back though. Need to try and get out to SLSB maybe some time next week. I wandered past SLBS and the refurb at least on the upper shop floor level looks like it is coming along. They have pulled down the partitioned off area that the masseuses used to sit in whilst waiting for customers. I think this place is run by the same group that owns 66 Middlesex St where Kelly works. I remember her telling me a while back she has a security cam she used to monitor the girls in the reception area. Guess it must be difficult otherwise to monitor the level of takings with the actual footfall in the shops otherwise.

[Vazkuu]

You got a tit wank from a pair of B-cups?

Well, it wasn't much of a tit wank, but she did try here best. They were definitely B cups

[caledoniapunter]

Visited Moonflower in Earls Court earlier today. Some earlier references to it in this thread suggested it was relatively under reviewed and would score highly on the raunch factor. Overall impressions were a bit mixed. They definitely have a damp problem downstairs. The room I had possessed a definite mouldy odour, place was generally clean but could probably do with sorting out the ventilation and a lick of paint. Girl on the reception ended up being the masseuse, Sophie I think her name was, Chinese, chipped front tooth. Nice body but wearing jeans which I am not a big fan of and a vest top. Nice looking tits but I suspect there was padding in the bra. Massage was perfectly acceptable, pretty good actually, but I opted for just HR this time as the surroundings just weren't doing it for me. All delivered competently enough and allowed plenty of touching. English was not great but she attempted conversation and I think ran over by about 10 minutes. She accepted £30 tip, she said pay me what you like. Always try and be fair and because the massage was solid, she didn't pull away from wandering hands and the extra time it definitely warranted more than the basic £20 IMHO. Probably will not rush back though. Need to try and get out to SLSB maybe some time next week. I wandered past SLBS and the refurb at least on the upper shop floor level looks like it is coming along. They have pulled down the partitioned off area that the masseuses used to sit in whilst waiting for customers. I think this place is run by the same group that owns 66 Middlesex St where Kelly works. I remember her telling me a while back she has a security cam she used to monitor the girls in the reception area. Guess it must be difficult otherwise to monitor the level of takings with the actual footfall in the shops otherwise.

Sorry typo in that last post. Meant to type heading out to Organic Remedies Shepherds Bush next week - ORSB not SLSB.

[Moscau]

Visited Relax Life near Kew Bridge today. Called an hour beforehand to book and spoke to an Asian lady whose English was nor great. Rocked up at the appointed time and the door was locked. This has happened to me a couple of times at Oasis in Shepherds Bush and it is one of the worst feelings when the road is packed with traffic and people watching. Anyway, went round the corner and called. Spoke to an EE lady this time whose English was much better and she explained that they were busy and she would unlock the door now. Going back in I was greeted by the EE, I was a bit disappointed as I knew she would be the one and I had been gearing up for an Asian. On the plus she was pleasant enough dirty blonde and cute in a way. I took an hour at $45 ($=pound). The usual massage took place and the the turn over and question of extras. Agreed B2B $40. She had wonderful breasts and amazing nipples perfect for sucking which she was more than happy for me to do and she was also happy to do a tit wank. Touching was OK over her panties. Her hand technique was great, too good in fact and I had to stop her at one point. The more I looked at her the more I appreciated her looks and would put her at 7.5. Diana's her name and I would certainly like to go back and see her again.

[sparkus]

Sorry typo in that last post. Meant to type heading out to Organic Remedies Shepherds Bush next week - ORSB not SLSB.

ORSB and 66 Middx are same crew/owner? Could pig out on both manageresses on one Central Line trip then (now there's a challenge!)

[caledoniapunter]

ORSB and 66 Middx are same crew/owner? Could pig out on both manageresses on one Central Line trip then (now there's a challenge!)

Sorry 66 Middlesex and San Ling Baker St are apparently same ownership according to Kelly. Single trip on the Metropolitan line. Then a short walk to a clap clinic on Harley St. 

[sparkus]

Sorry 66 Middlesex and San Ling Baker St are apparently same ownership according to Kelly. Single trip on the Metropolitan line. Then a short walk to a clap clinic on Harley St.

Got you.

I wish that joke wasn't as painful as it is/was.

[NoHo]

Visited Relax Life near Kew Bridge today. Called an hour beforehand to book and spoke to an Asian lady whose English was nor great. Rocked up at the appointed time and the door was locked. This has happened to me a couple of times at Oasis in Shepherds Bush and it is one of the worst feelings when the road is packed with traffic and people watching. Anyway, went round the corner and called. Spoke to an EE lady this time whose English was much better and she explained that they were busy and she would unlock the door now. Going back in I was greeted by the EE, I was a bit disappointed as I knew she would be the one and I had been gearing up for an Asian. On the plus she was pleasant enough dirty blonde and cute in a way. I took an hour at $45 ($=pound). The usual massage took place and the the turn over and question of extras. Agreed B2B $40. She had wonderful breasts and amazing nipples perfect for sucking which she was more than happy for me to do and she was also happy to do a tit wank. Touching was OK over her panties. Her hand technique was great, too good in fact and I had to stop her at one point. The more I looked at her the more I appreciated her looks and would put her at 7.5. Diana's her name and I would certainly like to go back and see her again.

Apple here is good  Chinese about 30  body is ok  20 hj 40 b2b

[sparkus]

I didn't have chance to take her up on it (day job and all) but was passing Forever Health Windmill Street the other day and there was seriously cute Korean-looking on reception in pink gingham dress showing her modest but round pair.  She said she'd be doing it when I asked her but my 'meetings' dragged past closing time.

[elnukky]

Saw 'Gin' at river kwai in Leytonstone this week. Horny little Thai farmers wife. Good massage, hr technique was average but then, she wasn't much to look at so that may have coloured my experience. She told me that the boss docks their wages £1 for every minute they are late in the morning and 50p for using their mobile 

On the way out, I saw a couple younger ones waiting around and chatting. Next time.
External Link/Members Only
£35 one hour relaxing massage
£20 HR

[sparkus]

River Kwai is so hit and miss it's unbelievable:

Visit 1 - five farmer's wives sat in reception
Visit 2 - no one in reception and receptionist barks at you for no booking
Visit 3 - assortment of cuties sat around

Extras always on the cards but there's plenty of other options in that part of town now.

[Titti Tatti]

River Kwai is so hit and miss it's unbelievable:

Visit 1 - five farmer's wives sat in reception
Visit 2 - no one in reception and receptionist barks at you for no booking
Visit 3 - assortment of cuties sat around

Extras always on the cards but there's plenty of other options in that part of town now.

On visit 2 out of nowhere the farmers mum will arrive.  These give the best massages but not extras. Offering to get someone else for this is a buzzkill

Mr Eln, £35?  Surely £45/hr, it's months since I've been

[FlaccidChimp]

It was a Sunday I saw the nice girl.

I went here on Saturday and saw the lowest quality Asian women I've ever seen. No sign of the slim one. The lady said all girls give the same service. I doubt it but even so I would rather be massaged by a slim decent looking woman.

[sparkus]

Seems there is a Thai shop either opening up or (if I didn't notice it before) being refurbed next to Green Remedies on Chalton Street.