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Offline Moscau

I went to ORSB a couple of times earlier this year as Oasis on Shepherds Bush Road appeared to be closed for some reason. Took an hour massage with a Chinese lady. Late 30s a little over weight but pleasant enough personality. She gave a good massage and after a few subtle touches she whispered if I want extras, B2B for I think 50. I agreed and was surprised when she got a condom. She played with my cock and lightly kissed it then asked me to go down on her which I did. After this we had FS missionary. I was still a bit shocked to be in this position having expected just BSB with HE. Anyway, I'm not one to complain. I returned about a month later knowing now what was on offer but hoping for a better looking girl. Not to be it was the same woman. The massage started and I touched her up from the start so she gave up on the massage and asked about extras. Asked for B2B again knowing what it would entail. This time it was 60 but agreed on 50. Condom came out and much the same as before with her asking to be licked out. We then had FS doggy and I shot quite quickly. I asked if we could go again and she agreed and did not ask for extra :yahoo: We started again in missionary but I couldn't get going (not much to look at) so asked her to wank me off whilst sucking on my nipples which she did and so I had a good HE. She then finished the massage to fill up the hour. I am sorry but although I got her name I cannot for the life of me remember it! It's good VFM just wish she was a bit younger and fitter and I'd be a regular.

I have noticed Kang Yi a few doors down and seen EE and Chinese girls at the door. Sure extras would be available there. Anyone been? It's fairly new I think.

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highly recommended- good choice of girls, discreet place with big free DIY car park right across the road. I recommend EE Rosa who was lovely. Place is a bit shabby but I have seen worse- my new go to massage place!  HE £20, topless £30, nude £40- sure more on offer once they get to know you

You dug up a 3 month old post so you could recommend this place.  Tout much?
Try posting a review with some authenticity.

This place was a shady dump when I went last year.  Mould in the showers.  Girls quoting high rates for lacklustre services.  Madam promising to make it up to me with another girl after the first girl didn't deliver on services promised.

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Mai Thai Massage in Hendon External Link/Members Only

Basement of a Chinese Hairdressers. Owned by the hairdresser but run by a group of Thai ladies. There are 10 on the rota apparently and all offer different levels of extras.

Can’t remember who I saw first but she might be the manager and only offers HE for £20 and nothing more. She said there are girls who do more but she didn’t say who and what etc. 

2nd visit was to Mae. Average looking and a little podgy. Was willing to do B2B but I wasn’t inclined and thankfully I didn’t. As I put my hand on her butt I felt what can only be described as a big pad so suspect she had the painters in.

Decent VFM £40 for the hour and regular extras but not sure I would go back. Need some intell on who to see and would compare to best of the others in the neighbourhood.

The big advantage is the place is discrete with a side entrance etc. but for those looking for a good massage and are less fussed about the extras I would say this might be the best option in the area.

Any further info would be appreciated.

 

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Went to Athree massage barbican around a month ago. Booked a 1 hour massage for £50. Service: External Link/Members Only

Girls: There were around 3 girls working there, two were fairly youngish, one slim and facially decent but didn't have much body wise, the other had curly hair and a decent pair of tits. The receptionist was quite talkative and looked like a nice milf bit chubby but massive tits. Asked her if she ever did massages, she laughed and said only after i tried everyone else, which is probably bullshit.

Service: Ended up with the young slim one, think her names sonia. Started with a head massage which was actually pretty good then asked to take everything off and lie face down. From here she started with a pretty nice firm massage of the legs, then sat on top and started massaging my back and traps.
At this point wasn't really sure what was on offer, but soon enough she put my hands on her ass, which i enjoyed a good feel off.

Flipped for around the last 20 minutes, hands still squeezing her ass and thighs. She then asked if i wanted her to massage the lingham, i said yh definitely, she asked how much tip you give me. I just went with £20. Asked her what else was on offer, she said £50 to get naked, which i refused as there was no way im paying £50.

Anyway she oiled up the lingham started a nice HE, while i started squeezing her tits and ass, put my hand in her top and squeezed the boobs. Seeing as she didnt mind this thought id test the limits and began rubbing her pussy, only over her trousers though. At this point she sped up and i unleashed my load.

Cleaned up and she gave me a head massage for the last 5/ 10 mins and told me she works tuedays.

All in all pretty firm massage, but £50 to take the clothes off is quite steep. Wouldnt mind going again and seeing the one with decent knockers.


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Went to Athree massage barbican around a month ago. Booked a 1 hour massage for £50. Service: External Link/Members Only

Girls: There were around 3 girls working there, two were fairly youngish, one slim and facially decent but didn't have much body wise, the other had curly hair and a decent pair of tits. The receptionist was quite talkative and looked like a nice milf bit chubby but massive tits. Asked her if she ever did massages, she laughed and said only after i tried everyone else, which is probably bullshit.

Service: Ended up with the young slim one, think her names sonia. Started with a head massage which was actually pretty good then asked to take everything off and lie face down. From here she started with a pretty nice firm massage of the legs, then sat on top and started massaging my back and traps.
At this point wasn't really sure what was on offer, but soon enough she put my hands on her ass, which i enjoyed a good feel off.

Flipped for around the last 20 minutes, hands still squeezing her ass and thighs. She then asked if i wanted her to massage the lingham, i said yh definitely, she asked how much tip you give me. I just went with £20. Asked her what else was on offer, she said £50 to get naked, which i refused as there was no way im paying £50.

Anyway she oiled up the lingham started a nice HE, while i started squeezing her tits and ass, put my hand in her top and squeezed the boobs. Seeing as she didnt mind this thought id test the limits and began rubbing her pussy, only over her trousers though. At this point she sped up and i unleashed my load.

Cleaned up and she gave me a head massage for the last 5/ 10 mins and told me she works tuedays.

All in all pretty firm massage, but £50 to take the clothes off is quite steep. Wouldnt mind going again and seeing the one with decent knockers.

The one with the knockers is Kavia. Much discussed here.

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I went to ORSB a couple of times earlier this year as Oasis on Shepherds Bush Road appeared to be closed for some reason. Took an hour massage with a Chinese lady. Late 30s a little over weight but pleasant enough personality. She gave a good massage and after a few subtle touches she whispered if I want extras, B2B for I think 50. I agreed and was surprised when she got a condom. She played with my cock and lightly kissed it then asked me to go down on her which I did. After this we had FS missionary. I was still a bit shocked to be in this position having expected just BSB with HE. Anyway, I'm not one to complain. I returned about a month later knowing now what was on offer but hoping for a better looking girl. Not to be it was the same woman. The massage started and I touched her up from the start so she gave up on the massage and asked about extras. Asked for B2B again knowing what it would entail. This time it was 60 but agreed on 50. Condom came out and much the same as before with her asking to be licked out. We then had FS doggy and I shot quite quickly. I asked if we could go again and she agreed and did not ask for extra :yahoo: We started again in missionary but I couldn't get going (not much to look at) so asked her to wank me off whilst sucking on my nipples which she did and so I had a good HE. She then finished the massage to fill up the hour. I am sorry but although I got her name I cannot for the life of me remember it! It's good VFM just wish she was a bit younger and fitter and I'd be a regular.

I have noticed Kang Yi a few doors down and seen EE and Chinese girls at the door. Sure extras would be available there. Anyone been? It's fairly new I think.

If it's the one behind the counter with a white coat, big eyes and a back tattoo her name is Hong.

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China Health Spa E14 Hertsmere rd. Near Canary Wharf

Nice location  no free parking but parking Is available 30yds away in Cineworld.

Paid £40 for 45mimute Swedish massage at lunchtime.  Be aware the area is not too busy but there are always people sitting on benches having lunch, so don't go 11.30 to 2 if you are embarrassed.

Clean place  paid money shown to bright clean room but no shower in there or offered.  Saw a Rom girl called Vida (I think )
Pleasant chatty girl slim and pretty. Poor massage started in legs and was quite dull.  She asked about extras after 5 minutes so she could "time her massage".  I asked for B2B and HE and offered 40  was told "it's more expensive round here" quoted 50 for HE or 70 B2B & HE. No other services available.  B2B was okay she did climb on top and hand job was good .

Summary, pretty friendly girl  , poor massage decent HE BUT  far too expensive. Won't return.


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Refine E14, nearish Canary Wharf.

Easy to find on high street. Seemed like a newish place and was quite clean and not too busy around 4pm, plenty walking by but none paying attention. Unsure of how things worked or even if they offered extras, I quite sheepishly walk in and ask for a massage and decide to go with the full hour for £45. She directs me into a room which is smallish but very tidy with a shower  room attached. She plays some music and asks me to get ready.

She was a pretty brunette EE about early to mid 30s possibly, slim frame, nice c cup breasts. Anyways I'm lying down and she comes in, sticks a cd on and starts massaging my back, she's putting a reassuring amount of pressure into it and it feels great, I had some knots that were sorting themselves out. Pleasant conversation about where we were from, work etc. About 15 minutes in she asks me if I came only for the massage and if so what I was looking for. I asked what was on offer and how much, HE, topless, naked but no B2b, she wouldn't give me prices though and instead asks what I'd like to pay, I say £5 for everything and she gives me a stern look :lol:. Anyways I ask for a HE and offer 20, she says 30, then we agree on 25 "as its my first time there" and she continues not breaking her stride, giving my arms and legs a good seeing to, each time working higher and higher before she asking me to turn around. She notices that the little fella is being a bit shy so continues with the massage while making eye contact and some gently swipes which start to have an effect.

She then reaches under and gives me a cheeky smile full of reassurance while caressing it and giving me compliments all of which is working nicely as full mast is reached. She grabs more oil and starts gently teasing it, light touches exploring the head and just under, cupping the balls. She leans in blows a warm breathe of air which brings me out of the state of relaxation in a nice way as she gets to work. There's multiple techniques used, hard tugs mixed with gentle twirls of her wrist, full palm rubs to two finger head err rimming. I feel myself getting closer and grab her thigh. She slows down and watches me with a smirk. She rubs the precum and oil into the head, watching me squirm. She takes a step closer and starts once more, playing with pace but never going fast, I give her ass a squeeze, its firm and well defined and she took it as a nod that I was close and sped up a little.

I was really enjoying it and didn't want to finish, but alas not even the thought of Thatcher could stop what was building inside as I came almost against my will into her soft warm arms. It felt like I'd come for the first time in a week, with a multi spurt special :D. She looks and smiles at me while milking me dry of every last drop before walking to the bathroom to wash her hands. She comes back with a moist towel and cleans me off while I catch my breath. Once clean she continues massaging my legs for 5 minutes before asking if I'd like to use the shower. Which I do, incidentally the water pressure and heat is lovely and there's shower gel etc perfect as I hate the feel of oil on my skin, especially on a baking hot afternoon lol

Overall a great experience and would definitely visit again, didn't feel rushed or monotonous and was made to feel comfortable. Only bad point was not giving me prices but I don't know if thats common or not and that the initial HE price seemed a little high but in hindsight well worth it.



Here ends my first punting experience, been reading for a while and took me too long to build up the courage. Question for you guys though, is it generally ok to touch them? Are you meant to watch or lie there with your eyes closed as if in some transcendent plane?

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Amazing number of one post punters are coming out the wood work.


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Refine E14, nearish Canary Wharf.

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Welcome and well done getting a good service for your cherry busting.  :drinks:

Next time remember to get the lady's name.   :dash:

If you had her name you could've posted this as a full review and start earning your spurs.

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Refine E14, nearish Canary Wharf.

Question for you guys though, is it generally ok to touch them? Are you meant to watch or lie there with your eyes closed as if in some transcendent plane?

Depends on the situation I guess. With some sp i'd be squeezing their bum/breasts from over their clothes, with some i'd attempt to feel some skin by either sliding my hand under or asking them to take them out and with some I would not attempt to touch even though she'd keep edging me. Just read the atmosphere I guess. My examples would be for places like Athree spa I would touch. Then there's London Beauty House in Hammersmith and I wouldn't touch the sp. Got reviews of both feel free to check them out

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China Health Spa E14 Hertsmere rd. Near Canary Wharf

Nice location  no free parking but parking Is available 30yds away in Cineworld.

Paid £40 for 45mimute Swedish massage at lunchtime.  Be aware the area is not too busy but there are always people sitting on benches having lunch, so don't go 11.30 to 2 if you are embarrassed.

Clean place  paid money shown to bright clean room but no shower in there or offered.  Saw a Rom girl called Vida (I think )
Pleasant chatty girl slim and pretty. Poor massage started in legs and was quite dull.  She asked about extras after 5 minutes so she could "time her massage".  I asked for B2B and HE and offered 40  was told "it's more expensive round here" quoted 50 for HE or 70 B2B & HE. No other services available.  B2B was okay she did climb on top and hand job was good .

Summary, pretty friendly girl  , poor massage decent HE BUT  far too expensive. Won't return.

Visited once, she (ugly as sin) told me I was "rich" to even be in there (before topic broached).  I told her to fuck off and that was that.

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Mai Thai Massage in Hendon External Link/Members Only

Basement of a Chinese Hairdressers. Owned by the hairdresser but run by a group of Thai ladies. There are 10 on the rota apparently and all offer different levels of extras.

Can’t remember who I saw first but she might be the manager and only offers HE for £20 and nothing more. She said there are girls who do more but she didn’t say who and what etc. 

2nd visit was to Mae. Average looking and a little podgy. Was willing to do B2B but I wasn’t inclined and thankfully I didn’t. As I put my hand on her butt I felt what can only be described as a big pad so suspect she had the painters in.

Decent VFM £40 for the hour and regular extras but not sure I would go back. Need some intell on who to see and would compare to best of the others in the neighbourhood.

The big advantage is the place is discrete with a side entrance etc. but for those looking for a good massage and are less fussed about the extras I would say this might be the best option in the area.

Any further info would be appreciated.

I can honestly Tina, the manager is the best here. Won't go into too much detail but once she feels comfortable with you and your not too pushy, extras are definitely worth paying for.

Have seen other girls here, like Alice (haven't seen her in a while so not sure if actually works here anymore) and another girl with an A name but can't remember what it is, who are very wild and an extra £40 will get you OW. Just make sure you bring your own protection.

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If it's the one behind the counter with a white coat, big eyes and a back tattoo her name is Hong.

No, wasn't Hong. No tats and I never saw her at the front, only when I was face down and undressed.

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No, wasn't Hong. No tats and I never saw her at the front, only when I was face down and undressed.

Got you. The times I've been there's been a motley assortment of generic 'massage babes' milling around reception.

Last week I saw a stocky borderline farmer's wife in one place wearing a skimpy tunic with 'Massage Minx' on it  :vomit:
Some manufacturer actually produced this item  :dash:

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Popped into Siam House (formerly Ruan Thai) on Junction Road, N19, a block up from Golden Health. Was seen by Titi, rice farmer's wife. Excellent Thai massage. Also offers happy ending which is effective but mechanical. Doesn't do B2B or topless. Worth it for the top quality massage but wouldn't worry for the HE if I went again. Titi works Mondays, I was told.

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Thought I'd do a quick review of Apsara on Tanners Hill in Deptford, SE8 External Link/Members Only  I guess it's a bit out of the way for most people but I live nearby and have tried it out three times in the last 6 months or so.

£25 for half hour (even though the site says thirty). First things first the women I've seen each time I've been have been mature (to put it mildly), I'd say all three were 50+. Doesn't bother me at all but I know it'll put others off immediately, no idea whether there are any younger women there.

Extras available each time I've been, despite what the site says and what the warning notice says in the room, seems to be limited to HE for £30, asked about a BJ or topless on my last visit and was told no. Did manage to get one of them down to £20 but the others wouldn't budge. Massage has always been ok (not massively experienced in getting massages to be honest) and the HR is efficient/effective rather than anything special.

So a rub and tug for £55 within 15 mins walk of home which work for me but I guess the location and age of the women won't have people flocking to the place.

Agree with the general sentiments on this place that HE is available but I have only ever paid £20 here for basic HE service, and even then only when the mood takes me which is not particularly often. The woman are older and not particularly attractive. They usually touch your dick about 40 minutes in and ask how he is today or compliment it or some such nonsense as opposed to the breathy whisper brigade at the more overt outfits. I would find it very easy to turn down a stubborn haggler who wouldn't move below £30 in this place.

There used to be younger ones here a few years back but no sign of them now. Massage always seems pretty well delivered in this place so reasonably skilled practitioners but the last time I went she ended up wiping me down with what I later realised was a musty old towel and I ended up walking down Deptford High St smelling like Harry Kane's jockstrap after the Columbia game. But think that was just a stroke of bad luck as the place seems quite clean generally.

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I'm moving to Surbiton, Surrey soon. Was wondering if anyone could advise me on some massage parlours to pop up into :)

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I went to ORSB a couple of times earlier this year as Oasis on Shepherds Bush Road appeared to be closed for some reason. Took an hour massage with a Chinese lady. Late 30s a little over weight but pleasant enough personality. She gave a good massage and after a few subtle touches she whispered if I want extras, B2B for I think 50. I agreed and was surprised when she got a condom. She played with my cock and lightly kissed it then asked me to go down on her which I did. After this we had FS missionary. I was still a bit shocked to be in this position having expected just BSB with HE. Anyway, I'm not one to complain. I returned about a month later knowing now what was on offer but hoping for a better looking girl. Not to be it was the same woman. The massage started and I touched her up from the start so she gave up on the massage and asked about extras. Asked for B2B again knowing what it would entail. This time it was 60 but agreed on 50. Condom came out and much the same as before with her asking to be licked out. We then had FS doggy and I shot quite quickly. I asked if we could go again and she agreed and did not ask for extra :yahoo: We started again in missionary but I couldn't get going (not much to look at) so asked her to wank me off whilst sucking on my nipples which she did and so I had a good HE. She then finished the massage to fill up the hour. I am sorry but although I got her name I cannot for the life of me remember it! It's good VFM just wish she was a bit younger and fitter and I'd be a regular.

I have noticed Kang Yi a few doors down and seen EE and Chinese girls at the door. Sure extras would be available there. Anyone been? It's fairly new I think.

Do Oasis also offer FS?
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Do Oasis also offer FS?

Not on any of my visits but then I never asked!

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Organic remedies Baker street - Went on a Sunday afternoon, there was anna and Tina available so decided to go for Anna. £45/hr

Massage was alright, she was chatty. She asked me to turn over after 20-25 mins in and asked straight if I wanted something extra. I asked her what do you do? She said b2b & sex 70 but then finally agreed for £60. B2b was nothing but her climbing on top and just moving her boobs around (no oil), had sex in multiple positions and finished it off with a massage.

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Popped in to massage on Drury lane few weeks back. Didn't book in advance, just walked in and Chinese lady sitting at reception mid 30's having lunch and another one sitting nearby about low to mid 20's and medium firm breasts so opted for 45 min tissue massage £45 with the young one. Sorry have forgotten the name.
Room small, standard massage table, and dimly lit room. She was in tight short shorts and tight top. Massage was quite lacklustre, started on back and felt like just an oil rub. After about 20 mins, turned over and discussed extras. opted for just hr £20. Possibly more on offer but she was a bit nervous, guessing she was a newbie.
started hr and allowed touching of ass and breasts and attempted to slide hands inside clothing but she kept moving away. The only awkward bit was when she was doing hr, she was making the obvious fake sounds of being turned on and after blowing load, she suggested to relax whilst she started wiping her pants and saying she got really wet. She then wiped down and offered shower which is outside the room past a few so took the offer. Shower not the best, almost broken and water not draining from the tray so had a quick one and out.
Overall ok r&t place but if you are after a proper massage then there might be better options.


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Welcome and well done getting a good service for your cherry busting.  :drinks:

Next time remember to get the lady's name.   :dash:

If you had her name you could've posted this as a full review and start earning your spurs.

She did tell me but I was a bit too caught up in the moment lol

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I have noticed Kang Yi a few doors down and seen EE and Chinese girls at the door. Sure extras would be available there. Anyone been? It's fairly new I think.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=139562.msg2074564#msg2074564

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Popped in to massage on Drury lane few weeks back. Didn't book in advance, just walked in and Chinese lady sitting at reception mid 30's having lunch and another one sitting nearby about low to mid 20's and medium firm breasts so opted for 45 min tissue massage £45 with the young one. Sorry have forgotten the name.
Room small, standard massage table, and dimly lit room. She was in tight short shorts and tight top. Massage was quite lacklustre, started on back and felt like just an oil rub. After about 20 mins, turned over and discussed extras. opted for just hr £20. Possibly more on offer but she was a bit nervous, guessing she was a newbie.
started hr and allowed touching of ass and breasts and attempted to slide hands inside clothing but she kept moving away. The only awkward bit was when she was doing hr, she was making the obvious fake sounds of being turned on and after blowing load, she suggested to relax whilst she started wiping her pants and saying she got really wet. She then wiped down and offered shower which is outside the room past a few so took the offer. Shower not the best, almost broken and water not draining from the tray so had a quick one and out.
Overall ok r&t place but if you are after a proper massage then there might be better options.

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Was in Clerkenwell area last week and just walked in there:
Nature Chinese Medicine Centre 105 Clerkenwell Road
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So far, my worst massage parlour experience. There was only 1 person inside, the receptionnist. A chinese lady in her 40' maybe. Forearms as big as my thighs. Well I was in (conspicuous place BTW) and I was thinking only with the other head... So I stayed and paid for 30mn. She drove me in the basement. What can I say? Pretty shabby place, very dark, not really clean. Things got worse when I climbed on the table. The place where you put your forehead was completely destroyed (foam missing) so basically your head rest on metal/wood, very painful.

She popped the question about extras, I chose HR. £40!!  :dash: Wtf? Tried to lower down to £20 but finally agreed to £30 and believe me chaps, certainly didn't want to ask topless! Her technique was good at the beginning, lot of edging but at some point it was painful so I touched her wrist just to calm her down but it was a wrong move. She understood I was done and started to clean me up!!  :dash: :dash:
Was too upset to say anything, I just got dressed and left. Couldn't even ask what her name was, she disappeared off the face of the earth, like a snowflake (a massive one though)

got out and called (almost in a 999 way) my fav. Fortunately, went there immediately:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=208559

pfiouu, saved.

 

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San-San (sp?) @ Forever Health, Westbourne Grove

30 for 30. She's cute - quite petite, but with nice boobs and a teasing short skirt.  Chinese, if it needs saying.  Gruff at first, but warms up with a pretty, cheeky smile. The place seems quite nice; a proper, smile-free Mamma-san on reception too.  Anyway, I strip off and San-San pretty much starts the massage on my bum. I tried to touch her but my hand was pushed away.  Most of it is concentrated there too; after some tickle-touching I flip and we commence negotiations.  She wants £30 and then £20 for HR; I never do that, though, so ask about B2B.  Her English is crap but, after some discussions, she suggests £50 (five fingers) which could probably become £40.  BJ is a definite no.  I decline B2B - had the sense it wouldn't be great, somehow.  So she just rubs my upper thigh; I get full-on hard, and she keeps putting a finger on my dick and saying "now?"  Eventually I touch her bum, and she doesn't resist, so I sit up, and we kiss - FK, not DFK - and she lets me suck her big, erect nipples, and rub her pussy though two sets of underwear.  Both meet with deep sighs. She also flashes me her minge - she's unshaven and then some...  :thumbsdown:

 Then time's up.  I'm not sure what to pay her, but £20 is accepted.  She said she works Fri-Mon inclusive.  I'd go back.

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Went to Athree massage barbican around a month ago. Booked a 1 hour massage for £50. Service: External Link/Members Only

Girls: There were around 3 girls working there, two were fairly youngish, one slim and facially decent but didn't have much body wise, the other had curly hair and a decent pair of tits. The receptionist was quite talkative and looked like a nice milf bit chubby but massive tits. Asked her if she ever did massages, she laughed and said only after i tried everyone else, which is probably bullshit.

Service: Ended up with the young slim one, think her names sonia. Started with a head massage which was actually pretty good then asked to take everything off and lie face down. From here she started with a pretty nice firm massage of the legs, then sat on top and started massaging my back and traps.
At this point wasn't really sure what was on offer, but soon enough she put my hands on her ass, which i enjoyed a good feel off.

Flipped for around the last 20 minutes, hands still squeezing her ass and thighs. She then asked if i wanted her to massage the lingham, i said yh definitely, she asked how much tip you give me. I just went with £20. Asked her what else was on offer, she said £50 to get naked, which i refused as there was no way im paying £50.

Anyway she oiled up the lingham started a nice HE, while i started squeezing her tits and ass, put my hand in her top and squeezed the boobs. Seeing as she didnt mind this thought id test the limits and began rubbing her pussy, only over her trousers though. At this point she sped up and i unleashed my load.

Cleaned up and she gave me a head massage for the last 5/ 10 mins and told me she works tuedays.

All in all pretty firm massage, but £50 to take the clothes off is quite steep. Wouldnt mind going again and seeing the one with decent knockers.
For money it’s not worth it
I have seen her twice in 12
Months me thinking of big boobs sighs
I rather have decent massage and some fun
Now the rest of girls are really not worth the money for
The looks body type etc
At least with Chinese and Thai places you get decent massage
And extras alround good package

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Visited San Ling in Swiss Cottage on Monday. Paid £45.00 for an hour . I asked the girl on reception if she massaged she said she didn’t, shame she was a real sweetie . I got allocated Julie, about 40 ish , buck teeth but ok body . She came back in whilst undressing and she helped me , nice start . She said I had a great tan & a nice arse . No WSWS here , she gave a good massage and ran her finger down my arse crack a few times then started to to kiss my arse . She then asked if I want anything else . I said B2B & Oral £60 she said . I agreed but it was with a cover , she licked & sucked away for a while then got on the bed into a 69. I licked & nibbled her pussy for 10 mins & she came a few times either that or she is a great actress. She asked if I want sex but that’s another £20, I declined. Eventually she took the condom off & wanked me till I came , 3 weeks worth all over the both of us . After we had finished she offered me a shower which I never used . She said when u come again ask for me next time same price but u can fuck me . Think I might. Quite an enjoyable punt & if I’m in the area I think I will make a return visit...

Offline stinzstinz

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Went in without an appointment. Paid 45$ for a 60 minute massage. The lady who met me was probably about 35-40 years old, not particularly good looking but slim. Massage was fairly good, she applied strong pressure to my back. After 30 minutes or so she started teasing my nether regions and described what was on offer: 60£ for full service and 40£ for B2B. Opted for B2b since I didn't really find her attractive. B2B was good, I lasted for about 10 minutes. After I was finished she gave me a foot massage which I found to be a nice touch. Finished up with a shower.

Overall experience was neutral, would maybe do it again if I had no other options nearby.

Offline elnukky

This week I saw Tara at Emily's (skyline Lee high road)

While she was faffing around at the side console i walked up-to her and started kissing and biting her neck. She really liked it. Off came the dress and we got into 69. Her pussy was really tight, I could barely get one finger all the way in. She sucked and stroked with gusto until I erupted in her mouth and continued until I went limp. Had a quick shower, then she gave me a massage for the rest of the time. I was satisfied with her service and she is a good time, so I didn't mind paying her £50.

Offline KingCrowley

Hi guys could anyone recommend a good massage parlour in Old Street area? Heading there now without notice and didn't have time to do research. Thanks in advance.

Offline roberto54

Was in Clerkenwell area last week and just walked in there:
Nature Chinese Medicine Centre 105 Clerkenwell Road
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So far, my worst massage parlour experience. There was only 1 person inside, the receptionnist. A chinese lady in her 40' maybe. Forearms as big as my thighs. Well I was in (conspicuous place BTW) and I was thinking only with the other head... So I stayed and paid for 30mn. She drove me in the basement. What can I say? Pretty shabby place, very dark, not really clean. Things got worse when I climbed on the table. The place where you put your forehead was completely destroyed (foam missing) so basically your head rest on metal/wood, very painful.

She popped the question about extras, I chose HR. £40!!  :dash: Wtf? Tried to lower down to £20 but finally agreed to £30 and believe me chaps, certainly didn't want to ask topless! Her technique was good at the beginning, lot of edging but at some point it was painful so I touched her wrist just to calm her down but it was a wrong move. She understood I was done and started to clean me up!!  :dash: :dash:
Was too upset to say anything, I just got dressed and left. Couldn't even ask what her name was, she disappeared off the face of the earth, like a snowflake (a massive one though)

I've had many many massages and I can safely say that my worst ever was here.  From Cici / Sisi: the limpest and most disinterested massage ever, and poor HE (which I should never have agreed to....). 

Avoid. 

Offline Mothball15

Hi guys could anyone recommend a good massage parlour in Old Street area? Heading there now without notice and didn't have time to do research. Thanks in advance.


There is one opposite the fire station. It was review here but that's many pages ago. Reasonable prices.

Sorry for being vague but it's too short notice for detailed reply.



Offline KingCrowley

Thanks guy. Already visited Athree Spa on Goswel road. Called to check if i can pop in and was told that they can only do 30 min.
Agreed 30 min for 40£.Undressed and faced down, in comes an indian lady at about 30 years old or more. Not bad looking but nothing to write home. Very good massage,different from the Chinese places but very professional no CC or any slides that would let me know that anything is on offer. Turned around and by the end of massage she asked me if i want lingham massage for 20, told that she charges 50 for topless but not enough time now,she was packing a big pair. Very good at the HE with different strokes  and changing directions,as i said different from the Chinese. Had a shower and left,receptionist apologised for not being able to accommodate 1 hour.
Would visit again if in the area but i will stick to HE as i thing 50 extra just for a topless massage is a bit too much for me.
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Offline Kaluuu276

Popped into Siam House (formerly Ruan Thai) on Junction Road, N19, a block up from Golden Health. Was seen by Titi, rice farmer's wife. Excellent Thai massage. Also offers happy ending which is effective but mechanical. Doesn't do B2B or topless. Worth it for the top quality massage but wouldn't worry for the HE if I went again. Titi works Mondays, I was told.
Could you please tell us how much was the cost for massages and HE?

Offline KingCrowley

Talking about the chinese places i will do a mini review of Natural Wellness Southgate. 
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Could say that i'm a regular at this place as i go there 1 a week or more.
I will review just the positive experiences as i could't remember the names of the more neutral providers.
This was my first place to have an massage with happy ending in Uk.
I had good experiemces and what i would call neutrals,can't think about a really bad experience.
Price for one hour is 45. Usually they charge 20 for HE 40 for B2B and i had paid 50 or 60 for a B2B with oral and CIM.
Angie.
The best one that i had i would say. She was Thay around mid 20' early 30's petite slim with perky ass and bolt on's.
Knew what she was doing massage wise and B2B really good,she let me finger her one time until she came literally my fingers were all wet and she was dripping all the way down to the floor. I went for 2 weeks in holiday and the receptionist said that she left to Thailand because she was pregnant witch  i didn't buy. I believe she left the shop and they won't let me know where. She said that she was working somewhere in Victoria as well.
Lucy or Lucky.
Chinese,not bad looking but not the best one, small tits and gut. But she excelled on the massage part and extras.
Paid her 60 for B2B,after i paid on my front she made me lift my ass up and started licking and sucking from behind  almost rimming me. Allowed touching everywhere  but no fingers inside.Managed to squeeze another HE before the time was gone as i was still stiff and horny and told her to sort me out. 
Yuyu or similar.
Mid 20's slim chinese i would say. First time when she saw me  but as soon as she entered the room she directly locked the room and started tickling and reaching under with an instant erection from my side. Good B2B and teasing with an explosive  well done HE,after about 30 min of B2B she had a shower and the  started to perform the real massage.At the end she grabbed my nipples and giggled and i pointed to her that i have a "problem"again,asked me if can manage to cum in 5 remaining minutes and i told her to carry on,again another explosive end.   
Natasa
Claims to be Ukrainian,beautiful blonde around 28 she said. Big natural boobs and an ass to match them,she is hot I'd say. Massage is quite good and i paid 60 for B2B more than usual but i wanted to  see that body on top of me naked. She let me play with her boobs for about 30 min claiming that all the customer want this,and finished me on top of me and with my cock between her butcheeks simulating sex finishing all over her back.
The only downside to her is that she talks too much for me and loud as well,i'm sure that half of the shop heard her talking with me. And she didn't shower after she finished just wiped with tissues.
All other girls showered before and after the massage.
Don't remember which days they work but if you call the receptionist will let you know if you ask by name.
Feel free to ask more questions if you need.
Sorry for the lack of more details but my memories are not too good.

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Thanks guy. Already visited Athree Spa on Goswel road. Called to check if i can pop in and was told that they can only do 30 min.
Agreed 30 min for 40£.Undressed and faced down, in comes an indian lady at about 30 years old or more. Not bad looking but nothing to write home. Very good massage,different from the Chinese places but very professional no CC or any slides that would let me know that anything is on offer. Turned around and by the end of massage she asked me if i want lingham massage for 20, told that she charges 50 for topless but not enough time now,she was packing a big pair. Very good at the HE with different strokes  and changing directions,as i said different from the Chinese. Had a shower and left,receptionist apologised for not being able to accommodate 1 hour.
Would visit again if in the area but i will stick to HE as i thing 50 extra just for a topless massage is a bit too much for me.
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I'm guessing another Kavia sighting.

Offline KingCrowley

Didn't ask the name  nor i was told. Looked very professional and cold in my opinion. That's why i don't like 30 min appointments.   

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Talking about the chinese places i will do a mini review of Natural Wellness Southgate. 
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Thanks for this mini-review, seems a visit or three is in order.   :drinks:

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Ok first post

Been to this place a few times £30 half an hour £45 for an hour.
It’s set back on a parade of shops between Richmond and Kingston. Area is quite busy and does feel a little exposed but I have always booked first, so head down and plough in.

Seen a couple of different ladies and the massage has always been very relaxing and thorough, which is something I like.

Last week I saw Anya for the first time. Nice enough face if not stunning, probably mid 30’s, petite and sexy body wrapped up in little denim shorts and a loose top. Had booked an hour as really wanted the relaxing massage. Offered firm or relaxing and chose relaxing.

Really good massage all over shoulder back and legs, which is what I really wanted. Then onto the bum and I expressed my appreciation. Asked about extras - I was planning on the 20 but her body looked so good I chose 40, bit of confusion as I thought I’d get b2b but think she actually did say this was naked massage. Stripped to reveal sexy black underwear then a very nice body and I had a play with her tits and a little suck of her nipples. Did not try anything else and she gave me a good he, had to ask her to stop to prolong it a bit and nearly wrecked it for myself. She knew what was going on backed off before returning to give me a really pleasurable finish.

An hour for £85 in all does seem a lot for a he but the massage was worth the £45, she does have a great body and I balance I considered it fair value and I will probably return at some point in the future.

Offline Checkmate1984

Went to you me spa in woodford, kinda local to me.

Saw Anna I think her name was, I asked for Anna on text, when I got there asked for Anna and met with er, during nasage I said name and she said her name was Wanda so seemed got fobbed off there

But massage was good overall, I went for firm massage following flight from far east. Felt she hit the right spots and caressed the balls well and finished of with nice slow HE

Was £50 asked if they do any extras and seems like just b2b which is £90 so no go but I duno if it's me but I find £50 30 mins Inc HE a bargain but I don't venture out much so can't vouch for it lol

Might try alina in Chingford this week, read reviews and seems like she's good! Shall report back

Offline jok32

May be heading down London next week and wondered whereabouts Emily's place on Lee High Road is exactly as the ad has gone?

A Google search for the mobile turns up a new gumtree ad which is posted by Claire with a different number. Seeing how there is a review of that possibly Russian masseuse at that shop I wondered if it's the same place, but Google maps places it inside a medical centre which I guess can't be right?

Do they sort Rotas in advance or is it always call or text on the day?

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That's not the same place.  I've noticed recently that Emily hasn't been posting Gumtree ads nearly as frequently; my suspicion is that they are simply too busy, rather than not open.  There have been some very recent reviews on here as well.  This is the number: 07835009217 - I would just text that, she normally replies speedily.

Offline KingCrowley

Just had another appointment today at the Natural Wellness in Southgate.
Paid 45 for one hour.
Saw Lucy again,around 30's i would say typical chinese body built petite small tits small ass and a bit of gut. English not so good.
Again as soon as she entered locked the room and started caressing my ass and balls.
Asked me if i wanted B2B but proposed to her 60 for B2B and BJ like last time,agreed paid and got naked.
Oil all over and she started to reach under and slide all over,she then started rimming me and liking my balls.
Spent quite a lot of time rimming me and even asked if i enjoy it. After some time finished with cum in mouth and on boobies as the load was big. She showed me the cum all over her tits and asked if it looks good. Jumped both in shower and continued with a back massage performed well.By the end of the time i turned on my back again and asked if i would like some head massage,surprise surprise oiled up again and performed another HE with me finishing on her tits again.
Accepts playing with her pussy and RO but not too much as she claims she is sensitive.
In my opinion good value for money 60 for cumming 2 times,CIM and rimming. She seems very client orientated and smiled all the session.
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Southgate really is the word on everybody's lips at present, eh?  :drinks:

Offline alex5276

Visited Anjela (Angela?) for a massage last month at Bliss Massage on Grays Inn Road as per recommendation here!

As said before here she's quite a stunner, personally she reminds me heavily of Jennifer Lawrence. I went in for 30 min massage and asked for extras straight away which she was happy to discuss. Went for HE only as I wanted to test the waters (£30, she also does b2b for double that).

Luckily it got a bit hot inside the cabin and I managed to convince her to finish the HE topless since she was apparently in the mood. She allowed touching on top of the leggings but no hand inside.

All in all it wasn't the world's best lingam massage but it was delivered with a smile and a bit of raunchiness by a beautiful girl, so I left happy !

Will probably return.  :drinks: