China Health - Bromley - keep your wits about you... This is the typical B&S, lying clip joint run by Mandarin Chinese shysters.
Popped in earlier. Called before going but the Chinese woman on the phone was being very cagey about the women available. Was eventually told one "beautiful, young" Polish girl and one Chinese.
Entered and went upstairs to the 1st flr reception; a rather sparsely decorated room with a 40-something mamasan in a floral dress with decent cleavage on display. I asked who was available and was evasively told one Chinese and one Polish.
Not permitted to see the girls first to choose.
I paid 30 for 30 (+20 if I wanted to extend to 1 hr once started, 45 for 1hr off the bat).
I asked for the Polish girl and she led me upstairs to a floor with 2 massage rooms (low ceilinged, dimly let with red light, wooden massage table), left to get undressed in a room.
A porky, unattractive, 30-something Chinese girl in a regular, smart dress almost bursting at the seams came in and proceeded to lock the door, I said I was expecting a Polish girl, she tried to convince me in good English that the other girl was busy but I insisted, she went out to see if the other girl could come, I got dressed and went back down to reception. Mamasan went to find Polish girl, she returned with a fat, sullen, 20-something, white brunette who grunted a "Hello". I told mamasan thanks but no thanks. As she retrieved my money she made one final offer to see me herself, I said "No, thanks."
No names given.
Took my money and exited, thankful for once that little brain had kept his trap shut.
So relieved (in the not best way) that I forgot to try the other parlour on East St.
The one saving grace was that mamasan didn't make a fuss when I wanted my money back.
Perhaps local plod isn't too tolerant.
According to GT there's an Asian lady in Shortlands somewhere, may see what she's like next time my blue balls are over-brimming.
