London massage shop mini reviews

[AndroidG]

I made it in to see her last week, her names Lisa.
She said she works there mondays and Tuesdays.
Not a bad massage from her, although not brilliant.
She knows she's worth it though. When she offered extras, I only had £40 on me and wanted B2B handjob, luke I've managed no problem at Prismo or whatever it's called round the corner
Only got her to take her top off. Still, they are very nice tits.
I do wonder if the price is right what she'd go up to though, there is a lock on the door.
The tits are that nice think I'll be going in with a bit more cash. I'll push it a bit and report back!

Thanks for the review but what’s the name of the place

[Ozy84]

Anybody been to Balance in earls court? Is it linked to moonlight? Also are there male receptionists at both places? Cheers

[Pperve]

Anybody been to Balance in earls court? Is it linked to moonlight? Also are there male receptionists at both places? Cheers

Went to Balance a few months back (before I joined this site). Usual TCM set up. £45 for an hour. Got B2B for an extra £40 from a 30ish Chinese girl. Ok experience. Room was good with a shower. Never seen a male receptionist there.

This place was Ideal before. Used to pay £80 at reception for B2B and assistant shower. The girl always offered FS in the room for an extra £30

[Jonestown]

This place was Ideal before. Used to pay £80 at reception for B2B and assistant shower. The girl always offered FS in the room for an extra £30

Those were the days !

Since its changed hands I’ve never seen a soul go in there, occasionally there is a receptionist (female) sitting twiddling her thumbs looking bored.

[Ozy84]

Went to Balance a few months back (before I joined this site). Usual TCM set up. £45 for an hour. Got B2B for an extra £40 from a 30ish Chinese girl. Ok experience. Room was good with a shower. Never seen a male receptionist there.

This place was Ideal before. Used to pay £80 at reception for B2B and assistant shower. The girl always offered FS in the room for an extra £30

Thanks for the info.

 

[FrankieS]

Yes, I took a spin to Balance a couple of weeks back. Honestly, the place is dead. I had a basic massage with extras - b2b, but it was lacklustre with a very average girl. Damage was £50, I was thinking with my dick.

[stonebow1]

Balance is owned by the same people who run Moonflower and another TCM in the area, can't remember the name. The girls do a rota between all 3 of them and the prices are identical.

[FrankieS]

Make sense, I was sure I'd seen the receptionist before. That is an odd business model. You'd think at least one would offer more services than the other.

[Underbelly]

Morning all just a quick question has any one had more than HE or B2B from Susana at fantasia massage as i have been a few times but can get here to go any further an i wasting money and time thanks

[Sinz]

Morning all just a quick question has any one had more than HE or B2B from Susana at fantasia massage as i have been a few times but can get here to go any further an i wasting money and time thanks

Probably start by reviewing your experiences and sharing info.

[Jonestown]

Morning all just a quick question has any one had more than HE or B2B from Susana at fantasia massage as i have been a few times but can get here to go any further an i wasting money and time thanks

It was reported that she had left Fantasia wasnt it ?

[Underbelly]

Last time i went 2 weeks ago she was there

[Sinz]

Last time i went 2 weeks ago she was there

But still no review 

[Underbelly]

The review i will be posting will be the same as many other so i don't feel the need to post as it not that interesting

[Jonestown]

The review i will be posting will be the same as many other so i don't feel the need to post as it not that interesting

Ah, but apparently you got to inspect her pussy to the extent that you were able to comment on its smallness, that Im sure would be of great interest.

[Sinz]

The review i will be posting will be the same as many other so i don't feel the need to post as it not that interesting

Well if everyone thought the same as you, you will have no reviews to go with

[SwenyTodd]

It's funny seeing the footprints left in the snow/sludge outside some of these parlours!
Good to see they are see getting customers despite the bad conditions

[76shen]

Last time i went 2 weeks ago she was there

The Susan your talking about. Is she the same. Sue who was working there about a year ago. Small Slim Thai girl very good looking. If so what days does she work.

[Underbelly]

Yes i always thought she was Chinese she does Sunday and Monday if its the same girl,all ways nicely dressed very bubbly and very good English

[maybeornot5.5]

One of the nicer women in Soho and certainly at Fantasia!

[CuriousT]

Just a heads up to anyone who goes to the Living Health place in Fulham. If you get the lady Catalina (or Karlina) bail. Asked for 100 for topless HE and once I'd finally got her down to 40, there was absolutely no touching. Plus the whole thing was ended at least 5mins short of the 30nins paid for.

[Azucar D Artagnan]

Anyone have experience of Herbal Clinic in Cricklewood Lane . Stopped there a while ago and at reception was a selection of 4 S.Ps all different nationalities . One very blonde busty girl was really giving me 100% eye contact . The receptionist who was young and cute alluded to extras after your body massage . Couldn't stay on that occasion as parking was so horrendous and paying for a meter seemed only possible by debit card 

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[Gru]

Did angela at Bliss have short blonde hair? Looks a bit pixie like?

Can't believe I'm not seeing rave reviews of Angela at Bliss.
I remember her having long hair but she could have had it cut. You could say pixie ish but the closest I can compare celebrity wise would be a young care blanchett

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[sparkus]

Recent experience: the scene, I am laid starkers, she topless with leggings hitched down. We're at it.

From outside of room I can hear:

"I'd like a massage, is anyone available?"
 "Not at the moment, but she should be free soon."
 "Oh. I'd like to see her first before I decide to wait, is she in here?"
 "Sir, she's with a customer, please don't go in!"
 "Oh, forget it!"

 You total and utter cunt 

[Jonestown]

Recent experience: the scene, I am laid starkers, she topless with leggings hitched down. We're at it.

From outside of room I can hear:

"I'd like a massage, is anyone available?"
 "Not at the moment, but she should be free soon."
 "Oh. I'd like to see her first before I decide to wait, is she in here?"
 "Sir, she's with a customer, please don't go in!"
 "Oh, forget it!"

 You total and utter cunt 

Oh dear, no catch on the door ?

[sparkus]

I'd say only 50 per cent of shops have. It's always a good sign when visiting a new place when she locks it though 

[caledoniapunter]

TOFTT today at this place in Lewisham. Girl called Yoyo, not bad looking but not great. Massage was severe, i feel like she was just trying to knead out every knot in my body in between the obligatory cc swipes. After the punishment finished, offered b2b for £40. Why not eh. She undressed to reveal the biggest puffiness nipples I’ve ever seen! She really got into her work and was kissing and sucking on my nipples. She started to grind my cock with her pussy and that was enough for me, couldn’t hold on and unleashed my load. Still had some time left so she continued the massage and even offered to have a crack at round 2 but that was never going to happen.
Total cost for the hour came to £85, might go back at some point as there was another girl working but didn’t get to see what she looked like.


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Trying this place tomorrow, will report back.

[sparkus]

Natural Ways Holborn, Chinese receptionist has massive pair on her. Looked appalled when I asked if she did the deed though.

[Ozy84]

Looked appalled when I asked if she did the deed though.

[Brazilian Martian]

What is the secret to getting HR as I have visited a few places and I see signs up saying if you ask for anything sexual the session will be cancelled and your money kept 

[joe diddley]

What is the secret to getting HR as I have visited a few places and I see signs up saying if you ask for anything sexual the session will be cancelled and your money kept 

Those signs are for the council inspectors, BM. They don't mean anything.

[Brazilian Martian]

Those signs are for the council inspectors, BM. They don't mean anything.

Ive had a few credit card swipes but I've never been asked outright do you want extras or anything

[sparkus]

I'm quite determined to get her to, though if others could also stimulate demand/put the idea in her head that'd be welcome.

[sparkus]

Ive had a few credit card swipes but I've never been asked outright do you want extras or anything

With your pants off? Most places give them and in many cases the girls rely on them for income.

I heard off one that last week's snow saw a few take a bad hit i.e. they either couldn't commute in from outside London or there wasn't many customers.

[Titti Tatti]

Ive had a few credit card swipes but I've never been asked outright do you want extras or anything

I find a few encouraging noises whenever they get near yout privates encourages them to be a little bolder, just to check.
Then a smile as you turn over and if they don't ask you, you,start the conversation.  "Mmm great massage I was wondering if..." at which point she'll say "how much you wanna pay?"
I've only ever been disappointed 3x out of about 100 and none took offense at me asking. I get the impression my strong hint is a lot more polite than many request s they get.

[Gru]

Just ask if they do happy ending at the start but be polite. If they don't do he I want to enjoy the massage without wondering. Other extras can be discussed later.

[Brazilian Martian]

Just ask if they do happy ending at the start but be polite. If they don't do he I want to enjoy the massage without wondering. Other extras can be discussed later.

Yeah like im really gonna take advice from someone with no reviews to his name 

[Gru]

Don't ask the question then. 

[Rubenzz]

What is the secret to getting HR as I have visited a few places and I see signs up saying if you ask for anything sexual the session will be cancelled and your money kept 

1) There’s usually a small draw on the side where you can leave some cash on top ( I usually leave it near the oil bottle so they can see it). Leave £20 for HE and £40/£50 for B2B

2) Strip butt naked

3) If they rub up against you, let them and reach for their leg to touch

4) When they massage your legs, especially thighs, bum and near your penis basically, arch your back up so that they can reach under and grab your cock and tease you rubbing your gooch

She’ll whisper “Would you like any extras?” or just tell you to turn around if you’ve rubbed her legs up and down

   You’re welcome

[elnukky]

1) There’s usually a small draw on the side where you can leave some cash on top ( I usually leave it near the oil bottle so they can see it). Leave £20 for HE and £40/£50 for B2B

2) Strip butt naked

3) If they rub up against you, let them and reach for their leg to touch

4) When they massage your legs, especially thighs, bum and near your penis basically, arch your back up so that they can reach under and grab your cock and tease you rubbing your gooch

She’ll whisper “Would you like any extras?” or just tell you to turn around if you’ve rubbed her legs up and down

   You’re welcome

+1

When she removes the towel and does not put it back, you know HR is available. To be sure, when she stands by your head to work on your shoulders and back, caress the back of her legs and bum. If she doesn't move away or call the police, she will definitely ask if you want HR at some point.

[Brazilian Martian]

Don't ask the question then. 

The question is for genuine punters not noobs who contribute fuck all

[Brazilian Martian]

1) There’s usually a small draw on the side where you can leave some cash on top ( I usually leave it near the oil bottle so they can see it). Leave £20 for HE and £40/£50 for B2B

2) Strip butt naked

3) If they rub up against you, let them and reach for their leg to touch

4) When they massage your legs, especially thighs, bum and near your penis basically, arch your back up so that they can reach under and grab your cock and tease you rubbing your gooch

She’ll whisper “Would you like any extras?” or just tell you to turn around if you’ve rubbed her legs up and down

   You’re welcome

Ok thanks for this

[atmos]

I must strike lucky - I go in and strip off completely and more often than not the young lady says 'Would you like extra?' right at the start, often with a mention of a sum. I like it that way - gets it all over with. I know some people 'like' WSWS - I can't cope with that - I know what I want and if its nice & seamless all to the good.

Great thread this ... even if you can't get to London very often it gives you an idea of where to go and what to avoid.
Has any one tried Asian Touch in Shaftesbury Ave recently?

[exhippy]

I find making appreciative noises when they get near your genitals is a good way of testing. Secondly stroke the masseur sexually as she moves around you. Usually works well. Don't wait too long if you want b2b. Within 15 minutes of an hours appointment. Recently i visited a new massage place in Islington. I asked the young woman if she did b2b. She replied no, only a naked massage. By the time i had stroked her sensually as she moved around me, she changed her mind, took off her clothes and I ended up having a very intimate moment with her. She ended up saying she hadn't done b2b before. I think from her fumbling and her sweetness she was telling the truth. Given I am later 60s and she was early 20s that was quite something.

[Zacpe123]

I'm sure there are recommendations on the thread but it's 76 pages long.

Did the group have any recommendations in the Canary wharf area?

[TheBaron73]

Another good place - Forever Health on Windmill St near Goodge St/Tot Court Road.

Usual 30 for 30 - then B2B and HE for another 40

One time halfway through she asked i wanted oral extra 20, so said yes and off she went bobbing up and down and then paused and said i could cum in her mouth for extra 10 - which duly did.

Busy at night, but a good place

[atmos]

I find making appreciative noises when they get near your genitals is a good way of testing. Secondly stroke the masseur sexually as she moves around you. Usually works well. Don't wait too long if you want b2b. Within 15 minutes of an hours appointment. Recently i visited a new massage place in Islington. I asked the young woman if she did b2b. She replied no, only a naked massage. By the time i had stroked her sensually as she moved around me, she changed her mind, took off her clothes and I ended up having a very intimate moment with her. She ended up saying she hadn't done b2b before. I think from her fumbling and her sweetness she was telling the truth. Given I am later 60s and she was early 20s that was quite something.

Aah! 'The Appreciative noises'! 

[sparkus]

Given the amount of legit masseuses who get propositioned on a regular basis, I find there's usually an indication one way or another. My last legit no offer massage was in Dec 2016, in an African hairdressers with an Indian woman. I just had to know and I found out it was no.

[tomasgreenwood]

I've had a couple of good visits to Natural Healing Spa, the new place in Angel.

The first was around a month ago on a Tuesday. Met a youngish Chinese woman - I'd guess around 30 - with a pretty face and suprising large tits. Massage was very high quality. She asked if I wanted extras just before the turn over and paid £50 for b2b. Wasn't a classic b2b though. Started off with rimming, then some body slides and finally HE. I'm 90% sure she had bolt ons but they looked great. Unfortunately I didn't catch her name but she works Tuesdays. She said she'd incorporate a BJ if I returned but I haven't had the chance to sample that as yet.

Even better was a Brazillian woman named Lucia. I'd guess at mid to late 20s. Pretty face and HUGE baps. Maybe GGs. Massage was so so but not bad or annoying. When we discussed extras I was a bit concerned as she'd only offer topless HE for £50 but I really wanted to see the aforementioned baps so paid up. They are spectacular. 11/10 def would recommend. the HE itself was slow and skillful. Good job all round. She also seemed like a warm person who enjoyed what she did. Very friendly, confident and capable. Works Mondays, Thursdays and Fridays.

One thing to mention is that during my second trip there, a random woman who had apparently interviewed for a job had a complete meltdown in the reception area and there was lots of shouting. It didn't seem to be the fault of the establishment, but it's not exactly what you want when you're going for a massage.

[sparkus]

Some top gen there Tomas.

Seriously need to know if the Holborn receptionist can be enticed and am kicking myself for not trying harder (missus was en route so didn't have time). I'm guessing she wouldn't display them if there wasn't the possibility.