London massage shop mini reviews

[timteboom]

Anything good in Leytonstone ?

[sparkus]

Anything good in Leytonstone ?

The three shops (River Kwai, Golden Herbs and whatever the Zen branch is called) are all discussed on here mate (plus Jessika).

[Bindu]

I went back to Fantasia on Charing Cross Road (5 minutes walk from the Tottenham Court Road tube station) a few days ago.
Walked in after work to try my luck.

Girl: Lily, Chinese, 23, maybe 5,6 tall. Face: 7/10. Upper body is slim, small tits, her bum is a bit more round than I expected (compared to her upper body) 
She has a very cute personality, looks into your eyes for long with a sweet smile. Said she only works Tuesdays and has been working for a month, so this could have been her 4th-5th day or so. Her English is not very strong but we spoke for a bit.

Massage: Asked for a half an hour relaxing massage £25, then extended it for another 15 minutes for £10.
The massage was gentle (using her palm). After 15 minutes or so it became even more soft. She used her finger tips only, it was very sensual. She was caressing my bum,  occasionally touched my balls when massaging me between my legs. Asked me to turn on my back, continued on my chest, belly and legs. During the visit she gave me the impression of giving me her full attention. When was lying on my back I saw her concentrating on my chest, bending forward, like she was doing some very sophisticated action Sometimes she blew air on the area she was working on. No mention of anything beyond the massage as of yet. I already had a boner, she lifted up my hard cock with her left hand so she could massage my lower belly with her right hand lol I loved that, that's what I call dedication.

Extra: Around half time she asked me if I wanted more. £20/£40, went with B2B. She took of her cloths, panties stayed on. Same Calvin Klein panties that Susan was wearing before, strange. Standing next to the bed she bent forward and started rubbing her tits to my chest. She didn't use oil or anything so it was nice but couldn't feel much. At least they should use some hydrating cream, makes the whole thing a lot more enjoyable and dries up quickly. She climbed on top of the bed and continued the titty massage. Then sat on my chest in reversed position and started wanking. She was saying things like Ah yes sir, you are so big etc. At one point she even said fuck me lol but I was not quick witted enough to ask how much As she was sitting on my chest facing my cock I started slowly pulling down her panties revealing her round bum. I didn't know whether this was allowed or not which turned me on quite a bit. Later on it turned out that it's okay to pull down the back of her panties until the bottom of her bum but she won't go naked. No kissing also.

Summary: I really enjoyed the whole time with her. It was more of a soft, sensual massage than a proper massage. She told me that she went to massage school and practised it for two years at home, so I guess she can do proper massage as well, if someone is looking for that.

[chinafan]

I went back to Fantasia on Charing Cross Road (5 minutes walk from the Tottenham Court Road tube station) a few days ago.
Walked in after work to try my luck.

Girl: Lily, Chinese, 23, maybe 5,6 tall. Face: 7/10. Upper body is slim, small tits, her bum is a bit more round than I expected (compared to her upper body) 
She has a very cute personality, looks into your eyes for long with a sweet smile. Said she only works Tuesdays and has been working for a month, so this could have been her 4th-5th day or so. Her English is not very strong but we spoke for a bit.

Massage: Asked for a half an hour relaxing massage £25, then extended it for another 15 minutes for £10.
The massage was gentle (using her palm). After 15 minutes or so it became even more soft. She used her finger tips only, it was very sensual. She was caressing my bum,  occasionally touched my balls when massaging me between my legs. Asked me to turn on my back, continued on my chest, belly and legs. During the visit she gave me the impression of giving me her full attention. When was lying on my back I saw her concentrating on my chest, bending forward, like she was doing some very sophisticated action Sometimes she blew air on the area she was working on. No mention of anything beyond the massage as of yet. I already had a boner, she lifted up my hard cock with her left hand so she could massage my lower belly with her right hand lol I loved that, that's what I call dedication.

Extra: Around half time she asked me if I wanted more. £20/£40, went with B2B. She took of her cloths, panties stayed on. Same Calvin Klein panties that Susan was wearing before, strange. Standing next to the bed she bent forward and started rubbing her tits to my chest. She didn't use oil or anything so it was nice but couldn't feel much. At least they should use some hydrating cream, makes the whole thing a lot more enjoyable and dries up quickly. She climbed on top of the bed and continued the titty massage. Then sat on my chest in reversed position and started wanking. She was saying things like Ah yes sir, you are so big etc. At one point she even said fuck me lol but I was not quick witted enough to ask how much As she was sitting on my chest facing my cock I started slowly pulling down her panties revealing her round bum. I didn't know whether this was allowed or not which turned me on quite a bit. Later on it turned out that it's okay to pull down the back of her panties until the bottom of her bum but she won't go naked. No kissing also.

Summary: I really enjoyed the whole time with her. It was more of a soft, sensual massage than a proper massage. She told me that she went to massage school and practised it for two years at home, so I guess she can do proper massage as well, if someone is looking for that.

The slightly pushing the boundaries, pulling her pants down a bit, wondering if it's ok to do so, is one of the best parts of this game. The will she/won't she element, even when she's straddling you topless is why I do this.

[Jonestown]

Re Harmony Earls Court, two of the original Chinese girls ex Denman Street work one day a week.

Linda Thursday

Sophia Friday

Its Friday, Sophia and Lulu working today it seems.

Anyone seen Lulu before ?

Does Emma ever work here now ?

[timteboom]

The three shops (River Kwai, Golden Herbs and whatever the Zen branch is called) are all discussed on here mate (plus Jessika).

Thanks I really appreciate this

[rebelsurge]

Jonestown you will find Emma at Organic Remedies Baker Street

[Jonestown]

Jonestown you will find Emma at Organic Remedies Baker Street

Yes, thanks for that, just wondered if she was now exclusive to ORBS.

[rebelsurge]

I believe so

[goodmans]

Can you get fs

[76shen]

Jonestown you will find Emma at Organic Remedies Baker Street

Can you give more details on Emma. her looks and body size. Is she Chinese or Thai.

I've seen Tina, Ruby and Thai Emmy who work there last year. She was hot it would be great to know where she is how.

[Jonestown]

Can you give more details on Emma. her looks and body size. Is she Chinese or Thai.

I've seen Tina, Ruby and Thai Emmy who work there last year. She was hot it would be great to know where she is how.

Emma = Ruby (name change)

[76shen]

Emma = Ruby (name change)

Thanks. Do you know the names of any Thai girls working here, if any.

[Jonestown]

Thanks. Do you know the names of any Thai girls working here, if any.

No sorry, im not upto date on ORBS, the last thai girl there i know of was Air, but i think she had moved on a good while back.

[Dino74]

Was out for fun near Canary Wharf and spotted a TCM beside the Cineworld West India Quay.  Put head inside and plain but friendly lady quoted usual price 50gbp/hr.

Looks promising. any Intel?

I went in a year ago on a Saturday. Usual thing of pretty young thing on the desk, old hag giving massage. It was a good massage but then she asked for £40 for HE!

[sparkus]

I went in a year ago on a Saturday. Usual thing of pretty young thing on the desk, old hag giving massage. It was a good massage but then she asked for £40 for HE!

Mirrors my experience.

[Qwerty69]

No sorry, im not upto date on ORBS, the last thai girl there i know of was Air, but i think she had moved on a good while back.

Its just lily, Tina, Emma & Anna who work there now

Ana is a Eastern European, rest are all Chinese

No thai ladies at all. Hope that helps

[sparkus]

Its just lily, Tina, Emma & Anna who work there now

Ana is a Eastern European, rest are all Chinese

No thai ladies at all. Hope that helps

Is Lily back on regular?

Must. Devour. Minge.

[myothernameis]

The slightly pushing the boundaries, pulling her pants down a bit, wondering if it's ok to do so, is one of the best parts of this game. The will she/won't she element, even when she's straddling you topless is why I do this.

If the price is right, anything is possible, girl I had seen in Glasgow, wouldn't removed clothing, but because of the price, I was allowed to place my hands into her pants, and finger her

£20 for happy ending, and when I put my hands in her pants, reaction was no, but I put another £20 on the table, and she relented

[Qwerty69]

Is Lily back on regular?

Must. Devour. Minge.

Yes she's been back for a few weeks. I asked her if she was only gonna be available for a short amount of time. She said no, she's back permanently.

[Daman]

I went in a year ago on a Saturday. Usual thing of pretty young thing on the desk, old hag giving massage. It was a good massage but then she asked for £40 for HE!

China health canary wharf, try monday....

[sparkus]

China health canary wharf, try monday....

But why?

[Daman]

Nice girl there on Monday. Can't remember her name. Glasses, slim, nice body, pretty face. Maybe 26? I didn't do a review because I don't remember her name. Maybe someone else does?

[FrankieS]

I took a little spin to the Thai Spa near Baker St station in the hopes of consenting adult fun times. In short, despite my asking in the most charming way possible (with hard cash), I was told no extras. The massage was top notch though. However I did find out something quite interesting. The spa is paet of the same company that owns ORBS just down the road. In fact the name is blazened all over the thai spa. Interesting business model!

[Daman]

I took a little spin to the Thai Spa near Baker St station in the hopes of consenting adult fun times. In short, despite my asking in the most charming way possible (with hard cash), I was told no extras. The massage was top notch though. However I did find out something quite interesting. The spa is paet of the same company that owns ORBS just down the road. In fact the name is blazened all over the thai spa. Interesting business model!

Ive always been shocked how dodgy this place looks, with nothing on offer. I tried twice, same result

[os14]

TOFTT today at this place in Lewisham. Girl called Yoyo, not bad looking but not great. Massage was severe, i feel like she was just trying to knead out every knot in my body in between the obligatory cc swipes. After the punishment finished, offered b2b for £40. Why not eh. She undressed to reveal the biggest puffiness nipples I’ve ever seen! She really got into her work and was kissing and sucking on my nipples. She started to grind my cock with her pussy and that was enough for me, couldn’t hold on and unleashed my load. Still had some time left so she continued the massage and even offered to have a crack at round 2 but that was never going to happen.
Total cost for the hour came to £85, might go back at some point as there was another girl working but didn’t get to see what she looked like.


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Could have gave a heads up! Went there tonight and was about to walk through the door until I saw a dude sitting there. I assume he was the one that's on the end of that mobile number.. Similar to pison in Greenwich. I saw the dude and ran a mile lol

[LLPunting]

I took a little spin to the Thai Spa near Baker St station in the hopes of consenting adult fun times. In short, despite my asking in the most charming way possible (with hard cash), I was told no extras. The massage was top notch though. However I did find out something quite interesting. The spa is paet of the same company that owns ORBS just down the road. In fact the name is blazened all over the thai spa. Interesting business model!

You obviously failed to do your research as Thai Spa is well known on this forum for being just a massage place.  It's links to ORBS and the TCM next door are also varied but long standing.  A number of the veteran girls at the other places have reportedly talked about it.

With ORBS seemingly now just a 4 woman operation the 4 parlours by the station are pretty grim pickings nowadays.  The other parlours further down Baker St have prettier, younger girls but they're pricier and more mercenary by most accounts.  Hopefully the local market will fester and the girls will have to improve their VFM. but then I have a dream very unlike Dr King's 

[Jimbo283]

This is probably a very novice question, but how do they touch your dick & balls when doing the CC swipes?
The one time I visited one of these establishments, I lay on my front with my knob flat underneath me pointing north, ie up to my belly button. And didn’t get any brushes or swipes.

Is this where I went wrong? Should i be placing it down the other way?

Apologies for the odd question!

[mikeuk88]

yep, always point down.

[LLPunting]

This is probably a very novice question, but how do they touch your dick & balls when doing the CC swipes?
The one me I visited one of these establishments, I lay on my front with my knob flat underneath me pointing north, ie up to my belly button. And didn’t get any brushes or swipes.

Is this where I went wrong? Should i be placing it down the other way?

Apologies for the odd question!

Just go lie down and figure it out for yourself. 

[myothernameis]

This is probably a very novice question, but how do they touch your dick & balls when doing the CC swipes?
The one time I visited one of these establishments, I lay on my front with my knob flat underneath me pointing north, ie up to my belly button. And didn’t get any brushes or swipes.

Is this where I went wrong? Should i be placing it down the other way?

Apologies for the odd question!

Did you get a happy ending if no, there might be a reason, why you didn't get any CC swipes

It could be she didn't trust you, 1 st visit, if she gave you CC swipes, and you made a complaint, she might be out of a job, so give it a few visits, and hopefully you get swiped

As for the CC swips, your dick dosnt need to be pointing to wards her, if she uses plenty of oil, you will find, she will swipe in a downward motion, from your back to your balls, and it will get progressively more on

[Jimbo283]

yep, always point down.

Thanks Mike 👍

[Jimbo283]

Did you get a happy ending if no, there might be a reason, why you didn't get any CC swipes

It could be she didn't trust you, 1 st visit, if she gave you CC swipes, and you made a complaint, she might be out of a job, so give it a few visits, and hopefully you get swiped

As for the CC swips, your dick dosnt need to be pointing to wards her, if she uses plenty of oil, you will find, she will swipe in a downward motion, from your back to your balls, and it will get progressively more on

Makes sense! Cheers

[sparkus]

This is probably a very novice question, but how do they touch your dick & balls when doing the CC swipes?
The one time I visited one of these establishments, I lay on my front with my knob flat underneath me pointing north, ie up to my belly button. And didn’t get any brushes or swipes.

Is this where I went wrong? Should i be placing it down the other way?

Apologies for the odd question!

Believe me, where there's a willy there's a way.  They know what they're doing and even if you've a 2" stubby they'll manage to get their finger tip rubbing it.

[sparkus]

Review to follow but whoever mentioned Yuki at QI Health and her "big naturals" wasn't kidding.  She's tiny and you've no idea what's to come (no pun intended) until she strips but they're very full (yet a bit droopy at her age).

Zero arse, skinny and tiny frame but where the hell did she get those things from? Was a pleasant transaction, not amazing massage but once we agreed on extras (£30, how cool is that?) she gave an amazing titwank (amazing give her tiny size) followed by an edging HE.  Trimmed bush, I didn't venture for RO as I found her a bit old and was content to leave her doing her thing with the titwank.

Was hard to see her too, booked up all day.

[sparkus]

River Kwai Leytonstone, been reviewed before. Used to be mainly old maids so I walked but recently they seem to have hired more young staff (always four on and is open until midnight at weekends, very useful).

Paid 25 for half hour to pretty receptionist who pulled up her top when she caught me ogling. I went in room as instructed and waited a while on principle of pot luck (didn't get to see any staff when I paid). Receptionist then enters. She's short, quite pretty and young (looked more Indian than Thai).

Massage itself was mainly focused on pressure points but she really knew her stuff. Though clothed she sat all over me and after the flip she spent an age prodding my inner thigh with my cock poking her in the eye (she was laid on me at the time). Then, nothing, time up.

I asked her if she did HE and she tutted and said I should have told her I wanted it at the beginning. She agreed on 25 for HE and laid back on me again, did the HE with two hands and slow/fast, occasion fingering the helmet etc. During this time I got to work on her and slipped hands inside her tight leggings, very supple girl. She uncupped her modest tits and asked me if I liked them, preferred the arse to be honest. Drained every last drop out.

Said she's Poy/Poi and does the weekend late shifts.

[Carl.los1]

Where’s good near Westfield / Shepard’s bush area.. can go more into central for good massage with hj

[Jonestown]

Where’s good near Westfield / Shepard’s bush area.. can go more into central for good massage with hj

Relaxation Oasis and Hammersmith Organics are both well rated, they are almost next door to each other on Shepherds Bush Road, I think. Do a search on here or google them.

[Lordko2001]

Hi, I'm quite new here, registered a while ago but I only punt a few times a year and didn't get a chance to post a review.

I went to Organic Remedies Baker Street last week and saw Emma. I found her very cute with a good body,  nice natural B's lovely shapely bum, around a size 10. I had the one hour massage, after 30 minutes of a decent massage she asked me if i wanted extras. I asked for a medium massage which was sensual and quite good but i would have liked it firmer. After negotiation she agreed for 60 for sex pretending other girls charge 80! It was good and she has a tight pussy but would suck unless i paid 20 extra so that spoiled my mood a bit. Still went through the positions, her on top, missionary from the side of the bed and then finish in doggy with the sight of her great small but round ass.

Not sure I will be back as the massage was just ok.

In the past I've tried Lilly, Tina and Suki. In my mind the best massage was Suki and the best sex Tina but Tina always try to charge more too.

I'm hoping to go to the Thai massage in Westbourne Park this week (the one in the mews) as I had very good massage and B2B there in the past. I'll write a mini review.

[daddy919]

River Kwai Leytonstone, been reviewed before. Used to be mainly old maids so I walked but recently they seem to have hired more young staff (always four on and is open until midnight at weekends, very useful).

Paid 25 for half hour to pretty receptionist who pulled up her top when she caught me ogling. I went in room as instructed and waited a while on principle of pot luck (didn't get to see any staff when I paid). Receptionist then enters. She's short, quite pretty and young (looked more Indian than Thai).

Massage itself was mainly focused on pressure points but she really knew her stuff. Though clothed she sat all over me and after the flip she spent an age prodding my inner thigh with my cock poking her in the eye (she was laid on me at the time). Then, nothing, time up.

I asked her if she did HE and she tutted and said I should have told her I wanted it at the beginning. She agreed on 25 for HE and laid back on me again, did the HE with two hands and slow/fast, occasion fingering the helmet etc. During this time I got to work on her and slipped hands inside her tight leggings, very supple girl. She uncupped her modest tits and asked me if I liked them, preferred the arse to be honest. Drained every last drop out.

Said she's Poy/Poi and does the weekend late shifts.

Thanks for the review  but what does it mean 'She's poy/poi'?

[Private Member]

Thanks for the review  but what does it mean 'She's poy/poi'?

I'm guessing that's her name....

[sparkus]

I'm guessing that's her name....

Got it in one.

[76shen]

I went to natural balance in Paddington on Sunday. saw a tall Slim girl with long dark hair. I think she said her name was Gina. but I didn't quite hear. dose anyone know if that's her name.

I had 30min massage with HR. which was good. She did ask if I wanted b2b naked. But I didn't have enough money on me. Dose anyone know if her b2b is any good. and dose she offer fs.

[LLPunting]

I went to natural balance in Paddington on Sunday. saw a tall Slim girl with long dark hair. I think she said her name was Gina. but I didn't quite hear. dose anyone know if that's her name.

I had 30min massage with HR. which was good. She did ask if I wanted b2b naked. But I didn't have enough money on me. Dose anyone know if her b2b is any good. and dose she offer fs.

How much was she demanding for naked b2b?

[76shen]

How much was she demanding for naked b2b?

£60

[LLPunting]

Wandered past Natural Health, Leytonstone External Link/Members Only

A plain Chinese woman, 5'3", 30-something+ with plaque encrusted teeth answered the door and said she was the only one on duty, called herself Apple.

Didn't feel any inclination to stay.

[sparkus]

Wandered past Natural Health, Leytonstone External Link/Members Only

A plain Chinese woman, 5'3", 30-something+ with plaque encrusted teeth answered the door and said she was the only one on duty, called herself Apple.

Didn't feel any inclination to stay.

And yet she has a rave review from their other branch on account of her chest and love of licking balls.

Lauren said they'd have at least two staff on in future but it's still solo crews.

[LLPunting]

And yet she has a rave review from their other branch on account of her chest and love of licking balls.

Lauren said they'd have at least two staff on in future but it's still solo crews.

Sadly because these gals use names on a whim there's no knowing who I actually met.  Just beware the gammy toothed Chinese lass.

She spoke good English with an East End accent, black hair in an unattractive bob, plain, round-faced Chinese features and in this instance her foundation had caked around her nose and under an eye, dread to think how it had got into such a mess but all told not a pretty picture.

[sparkus]

Sadly because these gals use names on a whim there's no knowing who I actually met.  Just beware the gammy toothed Chinese lass.

She spoke good English with an East End accent, black hair in an unattractive bob, plain, round-faced Chinese features and in this instance her foundation had caked around her nose and under an eye, dread to think how it had got into such a mess but all told not a pretty picture.

Yes (and others on here) met and walked from. Shudder to think.

[Dougie]

Had a 30 min massage from Abbie in Fantasia last week. She said she was new to the job. Average looks and nice slim body. The massage side of thing was pretty non existent just a few touches there. On to the extras was charge 40 quid for b2b but wasnt impressed she was only topless and no oil was applied. Barely any b2b only lasted a minute or two.

I would not recommend her as she quite inexperienced.