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543 is the number, E114PB

Let us know how you get on and rota info appreciated.  Several of us have met Coco and she's a bit on the thin side so have walked (otherwise looks a lovely girl etc.)

Walked over here last week. wasn't open. Be good to hear any reviews.

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Walked over here last week. wasn't open. Be good to hear any reviews.

Yes, we've said so   :)

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Does anyone have any info on Thai Rose on Paddington Street? It’s just off Marylebone high street. On google it says they’re open till 3am which is unusual and makes me think they must offer extras. But from the outside they look like a legitimate place.

If anyone has been, please let me know; how the service was, what’s on offer in terms of extras, which girl to see and which day to see her. Would be very helpful. And thank you in advance.

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I have never been as it is only for those that like grannies
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Does anyone have any info on Thai Rose on Paddington Street? It’s just off Marylebone high street. On google it says they’re open till 3am which is unusual and makes me think they must offer extras. But from the outside they look like a legitimate place.

If anyone has been, please let me know; how the service was, what’s on offer in terms of extras, which girl to see and which day to see her. Would be very helpful. And thank you in advance.

Extras pretty much guaranteed as I recall but, as galileo advises, pretty much all grannies.

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Extras pretty much guaranteed as I recall but, as galileo advises, pretty much all grannies.

As Joe says, extras guaranteed but it isn't known as the Thai Granny Massage for nothing. They are open quite late and there was a steam room there ad well.

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Went to Shangri La, I think it was near Victoria?  Anyway 30 for 30, met with Tiffany mid thirties, slim Chinese lady.  The massage was very light and not what I normally expect, anyway she asked me to turn over, dimmed the lights and asked me if I want a “stronger” massage, she offered HE @ £40 and B2B @ £80, to be honest her massage and aura didn’t really do it for me and I declined on both.

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Went to Shangri La, I think it was near Victoria?  Anyway 30 for 30, met with Tiffany mid thirties, slim Chinese lady.  The massage was very light and not what I normally expect, anyway she asked me to turn over, dimmed the lights and asked me if I want a “stronger” massage, she offered HE @ £40 and B2B @ £80, to be honest her massage and aura didn’t really do it for me and I declined on both.

I keep meaning to try - wasn't that the place where someone got all EAS about the owner and said they'd NEVER allow extras?

Other than the Northern bloke on another thread, it's gone quiet here (all nobbled off by the 'outer'?).  That said, I don't add much on here these days as I'm mostly seeing regulars and all that needs to be said has been, it's more just replying to requests for knowledge/gen on places rather than trying them myself.

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Went to Green remedies (Euston) today lunch time.  Totally struck out. Kinda cute EE girl (Anna). She was aboit 5'5 i guess, slim, small boobs (b or c), 30 ish. Two other Chinese girls in reception too.
She didn't offer anything. Massage was actually alright, but she only focused on my legs and back. Nothing at all sensual (no cc swipes or tickles under etc), at one point I thougjt it was about to turn sensual as she moved around the table but then straight back into a firm massage. I was actually getting very relaxed by the end, then she just said "You ok? All done, you want shower?" Ah bollocks I must have missed the too subtle clues there.  :dash:  Other than saying hi we barely spoke, I probably should have dropped some hints early on.  She kept well clear of my hands too, so couldn't even grab her arse as she leaned over to massage my back. Literally at the other end of the table.
All in 30 quid for a resonable massge but nothing else offered.

I went there today as my entire body had been hurting. Anna was really good and she didn't try to cheat with the massage. It was absolutely perfect and sort of brought tears to my eyes. However, I think you experienced that earlier maybe that was when she was starting. But now she offers extra and I got her completely undressed and touched her entire body, especially placed my face on her beautiful boobs which was relaxing. She wouldn't like to let someone touching her pussy though, I felt so by her facial expressions and I didn't wanna take advantage of her. Because she did the best with the massage and while doing that, she didn't even try to tempt me for a happy ending etc.

The place was also clean and nicely kept. As it was in walking distance in between Euston and Kings Cross stations, probably you should try this place while you wait for a train.

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80 for topless HE not so uncommon. I tend to lose my shit and ask "Do blokes really pay you that?" It seems they do as these women won't budge.

It's probably the gentleman amateur who visits a TCM twice a year filling their heads with delusions.

They will pretend they do even when they obviously don't. It's all part of the game though! More than happy to play along and act as if £30 is all i have on me  :lol: :lol:


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I went there today as my entire body had been hurting. Anna was really good and she didn't try to cheat with the massage. It was absolutely perfect and sort of brought tears to my eyes. However, I think you experienced that earlier maybe that was when she was starting. But now she offers extra and I got her completely undressed and touched her entire body, especially placed my face on her beautiful boobs which was relaxing. She wouldn't like to let someone touching her pussy though, I felt so by her facial expressions and I didn't wanna take advantage of her. Because she did the best with the massage and while doing that, she didn't even try to tempt me for a happy ending etc.

The place was also clean and nicely kept. As it was in walking distance in between Euston and Kings Cross stations, probably you should try this place while you wait for a train.

Hmm....welcome to the forum Anna / Sergei!

How much do you charge then for just a naked massage with no HE?

"It was absolutely perfect and sort of brought tears to my eyes."......FFS!!!

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Went to Velvet Spa again in Romford. Saw Lilly who I hadn't seen before. £40 for 60 mins plus £40 B2B. Great experience. Would def return.

Review posted here. https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=184450

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I went there today as my entire body had been hurting. Anna was really good and she didn't try to cheat with the massage. It was absolutely perfect and sort of brought tears to my eyes. However, I think you experienced that earlier maybe that was when she was starting. But now she offers extra and I got her completely undressed and touched her entire body, especially placed my face on her beautiful boobs which was relaxing. She wouldn't like to let someone touching her pussy though, I felt so by her facial expressions and I didn't wanna take advantage of her. Because she did the best with the massage and while doing that, she didn't even try to tempt me for a happy ending etc.

The place was also clean and nicely kept. As it was in walking distance in between Euston and Kings Cross stations, probably you should try this place while you wait for a train.

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Especially given it's a shop staffed by old women in baggy tights and a very bored EE receptionist.

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My advice to myself and others - don’t think with your cock, and see a regular masseuse who you know you can rely on, even if it is a couple days later.


A fair comment and one that I can relate to. If I want a massage I want a massage - if HR or B2B is there: OK, great but I can't really cope with all this WSWS and wondering about furtively looking through the windows to see who's there!

(I had a good place I went to for years, perfectly legit which closed a while back -I've been searching for a decent replacement ever since, and I haven't found one yet).

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Does anyone have any info on Thai Rose on Paddington Street? It’s just off Marylebone high street. On google it says they’re open till 3am which is unusual and makes me think they must offer extras. But from the outside they look like a legitimate place.

If anyone has been, please let me know; how the service was, what’s on offer in terms of extras, which girl to see and which day to see her. Would be very helpful. And thank you in advance.

I actually came in to report on a visit. Wish I had seen the couple of replies first. I agree it looks legit from outside, but step inside and its clearly the 'non-legit' vibe.

I got shown downstairs by an old duck who had been at the desk, now call my stupid, but I got the impression she was showing me to the room, while calling out for one of the massage girls. (Oh how I wish I could understand Cantonese) Apparently not! She was doing the massage, and while I find it hard to judge the age of Asians, she must have been 60 if she was a day  :scare:.

So for the first time ever in all but legit places, I left my jocks on.  :cool: She was having none of that though, instructing me to get then off. A slight saving grace, was that the actual massage was decent. I didn't engage with her like I would normally do, but the offer came eventually anyway. £20 HR, nothing else offered , or asked for.

On the way out, saw a slightly chubby young Chinese girl, who would have been infinitely better I'm sure. So if you decide to visit make sure of who you're going to see. Unless you life GILF anyway.


Offline TheBizNiz

Went to a massage shop on oxford street (tottenham court road side), it doesnt really have a name, sign posted as massage located inside Londis, walk in and straight up the stairs to the left and first door. Fit little chinese girl, dressed sexy with a mini skirt and boots.

Usual massage prices £30 for 30 mins. I just wanted a quick wank and go, agreed at £20 for 10 mins, wank and anal play.

Small room with a shower, paid £20 and got undress (kept my socks on  :lol:) she came in and oiled me up, i asked her to play with my ass first. She did say no touching but i couldnt help squeeze her nice bum while she wanked me off. Popped, wiped down with tissue and wipe. Got dressed and left!

Decent for a quick tug while you’re out shopping! 

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Having read this over the last few months, I thought it was worth writing my first post to contribute.

Qi Duncan St - been here 3 times since Oct-17, different girls, HJ always offered, B2B once. Find that the going rate is standard £20 HJ / £40 B2B, girls generally enthusiastic but other than Maggie generally not the most attractive.

Natural Ways Southage - been here a lot. Everything other than FS on offer from a girl called Kelly (don’t know if she’s still there, not been since Sep-17). Very good service, good VFM (owo for £35, HJ £20 - with full touching).

Alicia Thai - always responsive. Never available. Cancelled twice on me in the space of a week.

ORBS - seen Lilly, Tina, Ruby - experience in line with all other posts on here. Lilly does a really good tit wank, but have recently been worried about hygiene here given the quick turnaround (& now generally a wait even if you book)

Am trying out simply health edgware this week - if anyone has recommendations for specific girls, please let me know.

& apologies if this is a terrible post - forgive me, it’s my first one!

Offline kewrghwr

Osterlies at Chiswick. New girl called ay-lan? Not sure of the spelling mid 30s reasonable looking. Absolute filth, spent 20 mins rubbing my crack and fingering me, wanked me off with one in the wrong 'un for a massive orgasm. Naked b2b was £60 for 30 mins. I'll be back

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Lily at ORBS was always busy at The Cut too. I did enjoy it more with an opportunistic other there who offered herself on one such occasion.

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Osterlies at Chiswick. New girl called ay-lan? Not sure of the spelling mid 30s reasonable looking. Absolute filth, spent 20 mins rubbing my crack and fingering me, wanked me off with one in the wrong 'un for a massive orgasm. Naked b2b was £60 for 30 mins. I'll be back

Osterlies?

Got more info please?
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Offline MindyandMork

First time poster here.

I've been a regular at Emily's in Lewisham over the last year.  Recently, it's gone a bit downhill IMHO.  Seen Maria recently - quite an ugly russian lady with a cold demeanour - looks a bit like that bird on TV who does springwatch - kate humble!  Very medicore massage with a totally unengaged B2B for £50.  I wouldn't see her again.  Was also introduced to Veronica who is another russina - 21 years old but looked like she didn't want to be there - she had a face on her like a smacked arse. 

I hope Emily finds some new talent soon.  She had some excellent girls over the last year - Sky was a beautiful black british girl who provided superb B2B and Dolly was a lady from hong kong with massive tits but mad as a box of frogs.  They haven't been there for about 6 months which is a shame. 

Apparently, Tara maybe coming back in March which is be something to look forward to!

I was there last week and popped in without an appointment. There was only one lady around (in addition to the receptionist) and she was just about to start a booking, but not before the receptionist insisted she introduce herself.

The young lady was Amanda, allegedly from Brazil and one of the prettier staff members I've seen at this location. Beautiful dark skin and what seemed like a healthy sense of humour.

I've not yet had the pleasure but am looking forward to doing so.


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Susan from fantasia massage is great seen her a few times that pussy is so small the more i see her the better she gets the only down side is her voice

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Osterlies?

Got more info please?
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I think he meant the Osterley crew who moved a few years ago to Chiswick/Northfields.......they have been around for 5+ years.

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Osterlies at Chiswick. New girl called ay-lan? Not sure of the spelling mid 30s reasonable looking. Absolute filth, spent 20 mins rubbing my crack and fingering me, wanked me off with one in the wrong 'un for a massive orgasm. Naked b2b was £60 for 30 mins. I'll be back

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Haven’t seen any posts yet.

I vist a girl in Natural Balance in Paddington called Emily in Monday’s and she said she works s here so I had a go on the weekend when in was free.

Had a 30 minute massage with Jennifer. A Spanish lass in her mid 30s who works on Saturdays. Great massage. £35 and genuinely a great massage.

The had topless HR for £40. She has a great figure for her age and geninly amazing tits. Fucking great tits.

Nice girl. Highly recommended.

Will leave a review soon.

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Cheers Moneyd, your intel always worth following up  :hi:

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Cheers Moneyd, your intel always worth following up  :hi:

Thanks bud. A nice compliment.

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Thanks bud. A nice compliment.

Found a few trusty places through you.

Out of interest, what's so special about her rack?

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Shop: Moonflower Earls Court
Name: Vivian
Nationality: Chinese
Age: Said 28 but looked younger
Body Type: Slim, AB Breasts, Pretty, Pussy Shaved.
Action: B2B HJ Rubbed her Clit.
Notes: very pretty, just started. Took a while to get warmed up but got into things! Got VERY wet.

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Found a few trusty places through you.

Out of interest, what's so special about her rack?

Decent size and natural. Nice nipples that were responsive. She’s 36 and they held there weight well despite their size. I’m a tit lover with high standards and there were good.

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Shop: Moonflower Earls Court
Name: Vivian
Nationality: Chinese
Age: Said 28 but looked younger
Body Type: Slim, AB Breasts, Pretty, Pussy Shaved.
Action: B2B HJ Rubbed her Clit.
Notes: very pretty, just started. Took a while to get warmed up but got into things! Got VERY wet.

How much did you pay?

Do you think your mileage may go further on subsequent visits?

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Shop: Moonflower Earls Court
Name: Vivian
Nationality: Chinese
Age: Said 28 but looked younger
Body Type: Slim, AB Breasts, Pretty, Pussy Shaved.
Action: B2B HJ Rubbed her Clit.
Notes: very pretty, just started. Took a while to get warmed up but got into things! Got VERY wet.

Sorry, just started this work or just started at moonflower?

Cheers

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Decent size and natural. Nice nipples that were responsive. She’s 36 and they held there weight well despite their size. I’m a tit lover with high standards and there were good.

Yes, I've agreed with your analysis/leads in the past  :drinks:

Struggling to balance checking out new ones with commitments to regulars  :D

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Zhangri-La, the home of the lucious Lin, who used to be on the south side of Strand at Embankment/Charing Cross has not closed as was reported here a week or so ago, it has just moved further south to Waterloo.

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How much did you pay?

Do you think your mileage may go further on subsequent visits?

50 for b2b

Oh yes she seemed to get into it.


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50 for b2b

Oh yes she seemed to get into it.
Thanks. What day did you see her? Called today and two different names on shift. When i asked about vivian they said one of them was now vivian. Confusing, perhaps they give different names on different days for the same girl.

You got a description of her just to make sure no b and s?

Thanks

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The Thai place at the junction of Toynbee/Wentworth Streets, 30 for 30.  Saw Lucy/Lisa (don't remember which, sorry) while on a recce and decided to take the plunge on account of her massive rack.  Quite short and a strange face (which I liked).

Massage was offered on grades of 'hard' to 'sensual', no prizes for guessing which I took.  The massage itself had plenty of the rack on my back from the off, not to mention her positioning her crotch against my hands.  Also loved how she leant over the table and even managed to get my foot into her downstairs through her leggings.  I did ask for sensual, I suppose.

On the flip she set out the boundaries (no FS or oral) and began very protracted negotiations.  I know £50 for a topless wank (RO denied) is over the odds but in my defence m'lud I had to see the pair and boy was I glad I did (I've also benefited from a few cheap experiences recently so it all balances out, dunnit). Feel free to tell me :dash:

Spectacular finish, she really moaned and groaned when I got down to it and even enjoyed some light kissing as she was starting to get quite enthusiastic.  As I say, an utterly spectacular pair for an Asian bird (scratching my head to think of any bigger I've had).  Now kicking myself that I didn't get her name properly or what days she works (I was a bit shellshocked by it all!) but it's not like I won't be passing again.



I made it in to see her last week, her names Lisa.
She said she works there mondays and Tuesdays.
Not a bad massage from her, although not brilliant.
She knows she's worth it though. When she offered extras, I only had £40 on me and wanted B2B handjob, luke I've managed no problem at Prismo or whatever it's called round the corner
Only got her to take her top off. Still, they are very nice tits.
I do wonder if the price is right what she'd go up to though, there is a lock on the door.
The tits are that nice think I'll be going in with a bit more cash. I'll push it a bit and report back!

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Cheers, they are spectacular! 40? She wouldn't budge from 50 for me so I guess she'd not made much that day and sensed my wallet.
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You got a description of her just to make sure no b and s?
Er very slim young looking Chinese girl about 5 foot shoulder length hair no tatoos.

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Aroma massage near Baker Street.

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Haven’t seen any posts yet.

I vist a girl in Natural Balance in Paddington called Emily in Monday’s and she said she works s here so I had a go on the weekend when in was free.

Had a 30 minute massage with Jennifer. A Spanish lass in her mid 30s who works on Saturdays. Great massage. £35 and genuinely a great massage.

The had topless HR for £40. She has a great figure for her age and geninly amazing tits. Fucking great tits.

Nice girl. Highly recommended.

Will leave a review soon.


i went to aroma recently

short review is `meh` to `waste of time`

longer one i just posted

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i went to aroma recently

short review is `meh` to `waste of time`

longer one i just posted

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=185150.new#new

Do you remember who you had?

I know 2 girls who are worth it in my opinion?

Each to their own though and ymmv etc.

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Do you remember who you had?

I know 2 girls who are worth it in my opinion?

Each to their own though and ymmv etc.

didn't get given or ask any name
but
black hair
straight shoulder length (worn in single pony tail)
size 8
i'd say 5 feet 5 inches
wore black track suit bottoms and light coloured vest top
accent eastern european
got the impression she'd just started
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the Osterly crew, who also used to run the Raynes Park place which closed and then moved to Barnes, seem to have opened a place in Motspur Park. I got a text from them alerting me to their new address. So naturally I checked it out; dumpy chinese girl gave me a fantastic hand job and stripped down gave a brief tit roll, let me rub her clit (but no going inside). Paid £60 for 1 hr with HE plus £20 for the nakedness; should have saved the £20.

But it really was an outstanding HE

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the Osterly crew, who also used to run the Raynes Park place which closed and then moved to Barnes, seem to have opened a place in Motspur Park. I got a text from them alerting me to their new address. So naturally I checked it out; dumpy chinese girl gave me a fantastic hand job and stripped down gave a brief tit roll, let me rub her clit (but no going inside). Paid £60 for 1 hr with HE plus £20 for the nakedness; should have saved the £20.

But it really was an outstanding HE

Are the Barnes and Motspur Park gaffs advertised anywhere? Nothing obvious on Gumtree. Cheers

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I don't know. I assume that the Barnes one has now closed (but I didn't ask, because it's too far from me and so it's of no interest) and I only know about the Motspur Park one because they texted me (as a "valued customer" lol). Some may not approve of texting unrequested - but I don't care because I have a punting phone and I'm single and live alone. They texted me when they moved to Barnes, including offering discounts (which I took advantage of).

I asked the girl how long they had been opened for and she smiled sweetly and said "yes". So don't go looking for conversation (unless you want to practise your chinese). And I'm afraid I didn't get her name, nor do I know what the rotation is or how many girls they call on.

pm me if you want the phone number (I'm not sure if it's allowed to just post it on here). The phone is answered by someone who speaks English and I don't think she's in the flat

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Cheers, they are spectacular! 40? She wouldn't budge from 50 for me so I guess she'd not made much that day and sensed my wallet.

Yeah that was all I had on me!
Even showed her my wallet!


Offline SepiaHamster

TOFTT today at this place in Lewisham. Girl called Yoyo, not bad looking but not great. Massage was severe, i feel like she was just trying to knead out every knot in my body in between the obligatory cc swipes. After the punishment finished, offered b2b for £40. Why not eh. She undressed to reveal the biggest puffiness nipples I’ve ever seen! She really got into her work and was kissing and sucking on my nipples. She started to grind my cock with her pussy and that was enough for me, couldn’t hold on and unleashed my load. Still had some time left so she continued the massage and even offered to have a crack at round 2 but that was never going to happen.
Total cost for the hour came to £85, might go back at some point as there was another girl working but didn’t get to see what she looked like.


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Nice find mate, will report back.