London massage shop mini reviews

[Eggbert]

Has anyone found a place that offers a good massage with OWO finish? Have only ever had HR.

[daddy919]

Has anyone seen this indian sp External Link/Members Only

I'm pretty sure there was a thread warning people to stay away from an indian masseuse in west london but not sure if this was it

[LLPunting]

Has anyone seen this indian sp External Link/Members Only

I'm pretty sure there was a thread warning people to stay away from an indian masseuse in west london but not sure if this was it

Claiming a 7-star service level?  She's obviously deluded given she's advertising in Gumtree and likely to have a similarly warped sense of her own abilities to relax and make you happy.  Don't bother, just jog on.

[RAJEC]

Has anyone seen this indian sp External Link/Members Only

I'm pretty sure there was a thread warning people to stay away from an indian masseuse in west london but not sure if this was it

If I’m not mistaken, this is he same lady:

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If her place is a detached bungalow near the petrol station, then it’s definirely her. In which case read the reviews and decide for yourself.

[Bindu]

Had a 30 min massage from Abbie in Fantasia last week. She said she was new to the job. Average looks and nice slim body. The massage side of thing was pretty non existent just a few touches there. On to the extras was charge 40 quid for b2b but wasnt impressed she was only topless and no oil was applied. Barely any b2b only lasted a minute or two.

I would not recommend her as she quite inexperienced.

Thanks for the mini review.
 I have met four girls/women in Fantasia and none of them used oil or cream for body slides. This takes away a lot from the experience. The only place I got oily b2b was in a flat in Marylebone, and that was the most erotic one as well.

I had mainly positive experiences in Fantasia (see my earlier posts on this thread). Up until now I enjoyed the gambling side of the massage as I didn't who would be doing the massage. My only negative was Victoria, Chinese woman around 40 (I was told she is 25). Small size but with belly, flat bum and small but saggy tits, face okay. The only woman I didn't want b2b from, so I had naked hj.
Vivian is also a 40+ Chinese woman but with nicer body and enhanced tits, which comes in handy during b2b
Lily and Susan are 20+ nice looking Chinese girls.

[LLPunting]

Tried calling this place after review posted for Sandra
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Told by lady receptionist that Sandra only working this Mon and Tues and then gone.  Eva is there today, tomorrow and Weds before Sammy's return on Thurs.
Damn!
Anyone seen Eva recently and can share some feedback?

[Dino74]

Went back to Fantasia. The girl on reception asked if I’d been before I said yes and she said it’s £20 or £40 body to body and not to pay a penny more. Great service! The girl was Chinese about 30ish but I didn’t feel like B.B. just went for h.e. She did try to get me up the price but as the lady said it was £20 plus 45 for the 1hr massage. Pretty decent!

[djames777]

Went to indulgence spa in Clapham junction plough road recently, new Colombian masseuse joined, very friendly and curvy, professional massage for first half then flipped over and asked for extras which she smiled and said hr 30 pounds, agreed but managed to get her naked, fingering her which she really enjoyed, has a Latino bubble butt too, nice hours massage plus fun, total damage 65 pounds.

[Callisto]

I'm checking back in after a few months of abstention.  Planning to hit a few places this weekend, including Bliss, Be Health on Archer St and this London Bridge parlour: External Link/Members Only.  Updates to follow.  I'm also keen to see if Candy still works Fridays at 66 Middlesex, and check out Amanda, who's confirmed as working tomorrow at Emily's.  Talking of Emily's, I take it Spanish Anna is never coming back?  Shame, she was a good'un.

This was 2 years ago. But I'm in London next week, will visit then.

I phoned today to plan ahead, and she was there taking phone calls,

Hey Rich, did you get round to seeing Ashley?

Zhangri-La, the home of the lucious Lin, who used to be on the south side of Strand at Embankment/Charing Cross has not closed as was reported here a week or so ago, it has just moved further south to Waterloo.

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Does anyone know if Zhangri-La is on the move again, having upped sticks to Waterloo a few months ago?  The website External Link/Members Only suggests as much. Also, in this recent review (https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=194487.msg2016542#msg2016542) 'Michelle' sounds quite like lovely Lin to me...

[NoHo]

Michelle isn't Lin

[Titti Tatti]

Vivian is also a 40+ Chinese woman but with nicer body and enhanced tits, which comes in handy during b2b
Lily and Susan are 20+ nice looking Chinese girls.

Are you sure you've got the names right?

 I thought Vivian is a very pretty twentysomething who gives a decent sensual massage. Petite with the softest skin and tiny tits. Paid 40 extra (no haggling needle) but knickers stayed on, touching out side only.  With a little coaching she stayed very sensual and I left a very happy chappy.  Reasonable English Said she'd been there two months.

[Callisto]

Two updates:

London Bridge Massage (External Link/Members Only)
On the fourth floor (thigh burn!) of a residential place on Southwark Street, a venison burger's throw from Borough Market. I texted and was told there were two girls: one 20, the other 22.  The maid specified no FS by text, unexpectedly.  I went along and saw Alice (the other was called Sasha, but I didn't see her) for 30/30 on a sort of double-bed-sized table.  Place was clean but a bit shabby.  Alice was pretty in a GND way, but with a bit of acne, and 22 seemed about right.  She was dressed in civvies: a baggy white t-shirt tucked into tight pale blue jeans.  The massage was very tactile and full of shy, almost ghost-like CC swipes.  Extras were proposed at £20 for HR and £50 for B2B, which could probably become £40 with some bartering.  I was tempted, but something told me to scoot.  So I did. 

Be Health, Archer St, Soho
I saw Cici.  Angelicxx put her as in her 20s...

Massage shop on Archer Street:
- Jenny: very sexy Chinese girl, 20s, slim, amazing body. £40 for naked HR followed by OWO, CIM with some mutual masterbation and plenty of touching. She got nicely wet while I fingered her and was grinding my hand while sucking. 8/10 review.
- Cici: attractive Chinese girl, late 20s, slim but not as hot as Jenny. £30 for HR. Not great technique but still fun. 5/10
- Cherry: Chinese girl, mid 20s, slim. Great body but not so hot face. £30 HR. OK technique, but not very friendly. 4/10

... but I'd dispute that and vote more 35-40. Otherwise I second the summary: she's definitely slim as Chinese MILFs go, and decent-looking without being hot.  Seemed like medium tits under a tight, thick and cottony black dress and tights.  She said the other two girls were older, so no sign of Jenny, natch.  30 for 30 and then started the bidding at 30 for HR and 60 for B2B, which I had the sense would be the standing, don't-touch-me kind.  Her massage had been rather unerotic, even though she cupped my beanbags during the point of negotiation, so I demurred.  She asked me what I'd pay - my sense being HR for 15 and B2B for £40 might be achievable.  But, nah.  I skedaddled.

[sparkus]

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High street TCM on Central Line. Saw Amy (25 for 30 mins), older Chinese old hand at this. Am sure it's same Amy as works Zen.

Anyhow, didn't get choice of girls but went in hope of striking lucky or unearthing a hidden gem. I didn't, so-so massage and bizarre HE where she howled and swayed side to side. Begrudgingly paid 20, as I didn't want her to strip.

As I dressed she darted into the next room for a waiting punter. Grim. Will not return.

[Linx]

Hi guys, anyone visits this External Link/Members Only

[daddy919]

190 Stroud Green Rd, Stroud Green, London N4 3RN

Jenny -(late 30s) who I had seen once before- is a barebacker. She asked if I wanted fs for 60 and when she saw me pull out more than 60, offered bareback for 20 more

[Linx]

Daddy this is a answer for my question? I mean I tried to ask her if provide any extra services and she said is only professional massage!

[sparkus]

Hi guys, anyone visits this External Link/Members Only

It's Bella, who shares shop with Lora as discussed on here. No one seems to have bothered with her and why would you with Lora's jugs being better.

[sparkus]

PS you seem a little obsessed with her?

[Callisto]

London Bridge Massage (External Link/Members Only)
Extras were proposed at £20 for HR and £50 for B2B, which could probably become £40 with some bartering.  I was tempted, but something told me to scoot. 

An update to this - I went back, and discussed B2B with Alice.  She was prettier than I'd thought.  But there was no wriggle room on the £50, and B2B was in bra and panties.  She showed me her crimson undies, but somehow I stoically walked out.  Hot as she was, I'd want nakedness and RO for fifty smackers.

[kewrghwr]

Lulu at Qi health Angel N1. Not bad looking with a pert set. Massage was pretty boring until we upgraded to b2b, she asked for £60 which seemed way over the top. In the end it was £50 for a fairly tame service. Left not for the first time thinking this place has gone downhill.

[Callisto]

Me again: I rang Zhangri-La y/day and the lady said they'd be closed about a month - although it seemed like she was just plucking a figure out of the air.  I guess their new digs in Waterloo didn't work out.  She mentioned a MILF in Soho, but that wasn't my bag.

[Rj92]

Hi guys,

Does anyone have any recommendations for in/close to Enfield? Ive got a day off on Monday and am considering an FBSM.

I have read through the latest 4-5 pages but didnt see anything in the area.

[LLPunting]

Hi guys,

Does anyone have any recommendations for in/close to Enfield? Ive got a day off on Monday and am considering an FBSM.

I have read through the latest 4-5 pages but didnt see anything in the area.

Use the "Search" function...

Check-out Gumtree and Massageme...

[psychomusicianx]

Hi Rj, is Southgate close enough for you? Or, TfL Rail into Liverpool Street / Seven Sisters & into the West End...

[Bindu]

Are you sure you've got the names right?

 I thought Vivian is a very pretty twentysomething who gives a decent sensual massage. Petite with the softest skin and tiny tits. Paid 40 extra (no haggling needle) but knickers stayed on, touching out side only.  With a little coaching she stayed very sensual and I left a very happy chappy.  Reasonable English Said she'd been there two months.

Hey Titti  Tatti,

Thanks for clarifying. I had look back at my previous post. Indeed, Annie is the name of the 40+ woman with the nice tits. I haven't met Vivian yet, but looking forward to it after reading your post

[Bindu]

Chinatown - massage parlour inside the hair salon, 2nd floor. There is a sign outside that says £38 50 minutes.
I went in as someone mentioned it on here before and was curious.
The reception is inside the hair/nail salon with plenty of young Chinese girls getting their nails done etc. Girl behind the desk asked me what I want. Like half the room looked at me as I tried to be as casual/silent as possible saying massage.
The massage was very good, there was a towel on me during the whole time (not my choice) at the end my body was wiped with a hot wet towel, which was a nice touch. The massage was done by an elderly lady, big belly, very short hair, didn't ask for the name, no extras were offered.

[lovemeyellow]

I want to try out Be Health, what is the best branch?? And hottest looking girl ??? Thanks guys

[LLPunting]

Chinatown - massage parlour inside the hair salon, 2nd floor. There is a sign outside that says £38 50 minutes.
I went in as someone mentioned it on here before and was curious.
The reception is inside the hair/nail salon with plenty of young Chinese girls getting their nails done etc. Girl behind the desk asked me what I want. Like half the room looked at me as I tried to be as casual/silent as possible saying massage.
The massage was very good, there was a towel on me during the whole time (not my choice) at the end my body was wiped with a hot wet towel, which was a nice touch. The massage was done by an elderly lady, big belly, very short hair, didn't ask for the name, no extras were offered.

Next time try your luck, point at one of the girls pretending to get her nails done and ask if she'll give you a massage for 100.  Or just say in a loud stage whisper "I've got £100 for 1 hr massage, who's available?" and see who in the room stands up.

[Jonestown]

Chinatown - massage parlour inside the hair salon, 2nd floor. There is a sign outside that says £38 50 minutes.
I went in as someone mentioned it on here before and was curious.
The reception is inside the hair/nail salon with plenty of young Chinese girls getting their nails done etc. Girl behind the desk asked me what I want. Like half the room looked at me as I tried to be as casual/silent as possible saying massage.

Elegant Studio, Gerrard Street. Pretty straightforward, beauty services to the left, massage to the right, no need to be coy or embarassed. If the massage girl you are assigned doesnt do extras, which is uncommon, then at the appropriate time she will get a more adventurous colleague come in and take over. You must either have been very unlucky, or giving off very straight vibes.

[Rj92]

Hi Rj, is Southgate close enough for you? Or, TfL Rail into Liverpool Street / Seven Sisters & into the West End...

Yeah those three places are all viable options. Southgate I guess would be the closest.

[chinafan]

Has anyone found a place that offers a good massage with OWO finish? Have only ever had HR.

Well Health, or whatever it's called, on Praed Street. Sofia and Bella both do.

[psychomusicianx]

I'm a bit of a fan of Natural Wellness in Southgate, RJ, but, as always, YMMV

[psychomusicianx]

So, I finally tried Palmers Green Acupuncture Center. Saw Lisa, a petite Chinese lady who must be in her 40s or 50s. She works there Sundays and Tuesdays. 30 for 30 massage was quite good, and it was obvious extras were on offer as it progressed. I offered £40 for B2B, which she accepted. She allowed touching, "outside only", but it was more naked HR with a sort of "cuddle". She was quite chatty afterwards, and no shower was offered (though they have one in their toilets). There was also a guy having an acupuncture session a couple of rooms down with the male receptionist (who I think is the owner). Overall, positive, but I've had better!

[Barneyfs1]

You obviously failed to do your research as Thai Spa is well known on this forum for being just a massage place.  It's links to ORBS and the TCM next door are also varied but long standing.  A number of the veteran girls at the other places have reportedly talked about it.

With ORBS seemingly now just a 4 woman operation the 4 parlours by the station are pretty grim pickings nowadays.  The other parlours further down Baker St have prettier, younger girls but they're pricier and more mercenary by most accounts.  Hopefully the local market will fester and the girls will have to improve their VFM. but then I have a dream very unlike Dr King's 

I think things are changing at Thai Spa the links to Organic Remedies, that I personally didn't know about, are now obvious as soon as you go through the front door there is a wall to the right that has a giant Organic Remedies - Thai Spa logo on it. That's not the only thing that's changing as they seem to be near the end of an entire renovation. Gone is the old layout left from the old Sauna years ago, replaced by a reception desk immediately in front of the door as you go in, with 2 massage chairs to the left where the old pay station used to be.

You now go upstairs, rather than downstairs, although this maybe temporary as the masseuse told me they are renovating downstairs to 5 rooms all with showers, she wasn't sure when it would be ready but thought it might be still a couple of months off.

The masseuse was Thai and I'd guess in her 40's, the massage itself was very good and the standard from what I remember from the last time I went in there that must have been a good 5 years ago. The Towel covering me was obviously being moved about a lot and not very well placed. And there were some swipes between my arse cheeks, not sure they could be counted as CC swipes because she was doing it from between my feet. At about half way through I was asked to turn over and she whispered in my ear and held 4 fingers up. As the massage had been so good, I was tired and it was unexpected I heard myself saying yes. And the HE was up to the standard of the rest of the massage. So, your dream has half come true. Not VFM, but excellent non the less.

[Mexican13]

I was in Cricklewood and fancied some release, getting old so just prefer massages with extras these days, looked on gumtree and found herbal life in Cricklewood. Phoned and they said had 4 girls working and they were all available so of I went.

Cost £33 for 30 mins

Was shown 4 girls and 3 of them looked so miserable I was about to walk out but luckily the last one at least pretended she was happy to be there, so chose her.

She was Asian and I think her name was shani or something like that, quite short but slim, the others were EE.

Had an ok massage and then she said extras were £20 hr or £40 for topless and body to body, just chose the hr and left.
Total cost £53 for £30 mins

It’s a bit dreary inside the rooms and most of the staff looked as if they wanted to be elsewhere.

I won’t return as much better about.

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[Carl.los1]

I’m gonna go to pread street natures way... any one tried, looking to leave first review once I’ve been. They said 50hr for massage.. anyone know price of extras or whitch girl I should ask for

[Wond3r188]

Use the "Search" function...

Check-out Gumtree and Massageme...

Approx wat % of females on massageme offer extras do you think? Some nice looking woman on there but not sure if they do hj...

Cheers

[Titti Tatti]

I’m gonna go to pread street natures way... any one tried, looking to leave first review once I’ve been. They said 50hr for massage.. anyone know price of extras or whitch girl I should ask for

Do you know about the secret back door via search ally?

The best girl is Angelina because she's a dead ringer for the actress when she played Lara Croft. She'll do ANYTHING you like for an extra 10 quid and the leftovers from a six pack of those ultra thin Japanese ones. (The only onesshe'll do it with).

Looking forward to your review.

[Moneyd]

Do you know about the secret back door via search ally?

The best girl is Angelina because she's a dead ringer for the actress when she played Lara Croft. She'll do ANYTHING you like for an extra 10 quid and the leftovers from a six pack of those ultra thin Japanese ones. (The only onesshe'll do it with).

Looking forward to your review.

Secret back door via search alley?

What and where is this?

[Moneyd]

I’m gonna go to pread street natures way... any one tried, looking to leave first review once I’ve been. They said 50hr for massage.. anyone know price of extras or whitch girl I should ask for

Yes I don’t recommend.

Extras there are always well over charged and most of the girls I’ve seen there are average when it comes to services.

[sparkus]

Secret back door via search alley?

What and where is this?

All massage providers have a secret back door they only allow very special customers to access, no tip required. But you have to achieve a very high level of recognition among TCMs for this, like fifth dan or higher.

[LLPunting]

All massage providers have a secret back door they only allow very special customers to access, no tip required. But you have to achieve a very high level of recognition among TCMs for this, like fifth dan or higher.

Sparkus!  The one rule about the secret back door is...

[Mij]

Sparkus!  The one rule about the secret back door is...

SHHHH!!!

Nothing to see here....move along.....

[sparkus]

Dammit, and I thought I was going to meet someone with bitch tits.

[LLPunting]

SHHHH!!!

Nothing to see here....move along.....

"These aren't the tuggers you're looking for."

"These aren't the tuggers we're looking for... move along..."

[SamLP]

I think this place has been mentioned before but always good to update.
Relaxation Oasis in Shepherds Bush
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Older man at Reception. Was nodding off on my way out 

I saw Nancy. Young good looking girl which a rarity nowadays in these Chinese joints
Good attitude and a cheeky girl

Massage was very average so if you're there for therapy find somewhere else.
No cc slides or teasing accidental brushes of the gonads but she did get up close to my hand several times so I started to stroke her legs which emitted a (fake) moan before she asked if I wanted anything extra.
Negotiated a fully naked b2b. She wanted £60, I said £40, we settled at £50.
Lots of body slides. Her on top, me on top. I had to move her and assume control when she started to rub her pussy on my dick.
No kissing but she did respond to my body kisses with a few of her own. Lots of soft moans. Very fit body. There's a shower in the room and we both had a quick shower separately before she continued with the massage. Possibly FS material if offered the right amount, but I never asked.

[myothernameis]

Lots of body slides. Her on top, me on top. I had to move her and assume control when she started to rub her pussy on my dick.

Possibly FS material if offered the right amount, but I never asked.

If you didn't move her, would your dick be in her pussy, and by the sounds of it FS could have been a possibility

[SamLP]

If you didn't move her, would your dick be in her pussy, and by the sounds of it FS could have been a possibility

No I don't think it would be in. Just one of those who are ignorant on the safety of genitals rubbing and think it's ok as long as it doesn't go in.

[James42London]

Saw Anda (not sure of spelling) at Natural Ways in Baker Street. Attractive blond (dyed) Romanian, with bob cut. Not skinny, but attractive. Was flirty and happy to let me  touch her through her leggings, but only offered HE, topless or naked, no B2B and overpriced. Didnt want to go below £40 for HE, but eventually gave in and settled for £20 “this time only”.
Anyone had any more luck with her?

[sparkus]

No I don't think it would be in. Just one of those who are ignorant on the safety of genitals rubbing and think it's ok as long as it doesn't go in.

Yes, it drives me mad. One asked me if I liked her 'strong pussy lips' as they were 'capable' of gripping my upper shaft and head