Author Topic: London massage shop mini reviews (Read 1978023 times)

76shen · « **Reply #2050 on:** April 05, 2018, 09:43:08 am »

Quote from: Bindu on April 05, 2018, 03:48:53 am

Thanks!
I actually saw this before going and wanted to mention it myself too.
I decided not to use it after reading some bad reviews from coupon holders (groupon, google or yelp, can't remember), I wanted to avoid a potential bad service. After realising that I have to give the coupon to the receptionist and not the therapist, I can't see why she wouldn't treat me as any other customer (who pays the full price). I will use groupon next time, might even help to be more convincing with bargaining lol

I'm thinking of trying this place out with the coupon. but i wanted to know if you saw any of the other girls who work there and if so any details on them.

Jonestown · « **Reply #2051 on:** April 05, 2018, 10:30:52 am »

I thought Elena was an independent who rented a room in the shop, not a member of the regular staff. You might find she is not covered by the groupon deal. Im not sure about this, but might be worth checking to avoid disapointment at the counter.

dogma78 · « **Reply #2052 on:** April 05, 2018, 03:56:03 pm »

Quote from: tomasgreenwood on April 03, 2018, 11:19:08 pm

Glad to hear to you enjoyed! I haven't had a chance to return since I made that post but if I find any new girls there I'll be sure to post some info.

are they natural or enhanced?

sparkus · « **Reply #2053 on:** April 05, 2018, 04:39:04 pm »

Quote from: dogma78 on April 05, 2018, 03:56:03 pm

are they natural or enhanced?

Natural, which she makes a point of

SepiaHamster · « **Reply #2054 on:** April 05, 2018, 05:52:03 pm »

Saw Amanda @ Emily’s Lewisham today. She’s a cracker. Posting review.

Chorley · « **Reply #2055 on:** April 05, 2018, 06:52:20 pm »

I saw Vivian at SalaThai in Hendon recently.

I must say I was massively underwhelmed, given how others raved about her. I know these places are all YMMV, but she's quite plain looking and has a bit of a belly. Also, I got the impression she wanted to wank me off as soon as possible. Unfortunately for her I don't suffer from premature ejaculation.

I think she was getting quite pissed off that I held out for nearly 20 minutes.

I also think she also wasn't expecting a week's worth of spunk to be deposited everywhere.

I won't return as I've been on 3 occasions and only had one positive experience.

Onwards and upwards

horsa · « **Reply #2056 on:** April 05, 2018, 06:54:46 pm »

Quote from: Hero1781 on April 05, 2018, 05:52:03 pm

Saw Amanda @ Emily’s Lewisham today. She’s a cracker. Posting review.

look forward to it

ericthered2015 · « **Reply #2057 on:** April 06, 2018, 01:21:48 am »

Went down to Harmony (ex D&R Spa, ex 20 Denman Street) in Earls Court a couple of weeks and, as suggested elsewhere, it seems to have changed hands and is now an EE operation. Saw a stunningly pretty girl called Sarah for a one hour massage, usual cost £45, which was actually quite good.

Unfortunately, she wanted £80 for B2B and wouldn't budge - I thought too greedy so she got nothing

I hope to Christ nobody is paying these silly prices or they are going to shoot up everywhere

Fuzzyduck · « **Reply #2058 on:** April 06, 2018, 07:14:11 am »

Quote from: ericthered2015 on April 06, 2018, 01:21:48 am

Went down to Harmony (ex D&R Spa, ex 20 Denman Street) in Earls Court a couple of weeks and, as suggested elsewhere, it seems to have changed hands and is now an EE operation. Saw a stunningly pretty girl called Sarah for a one hour massage, usual cost £45, which was actually quite good.

Unfortunately, she wanted £80 for B2B and wouldn't budge - I thought too greedy so she got nothing

I hope to Christ nobody is paying these silly prices or they are going to shoot up everywhere

Cheers for the info. What do you think is fair for B2B in Earls Court? Haven't been for a while but it was £50-60 in Elements.

rebelsurge · « **Reply #2059 on:** April 06, 2018, 07:47:17 am »

Re Harmony Earls Court, two of the original Chinese girls ex Denman Street work one day a week.

Linda Thursday

Sophia Friday

sparkus · « **Reply #2060 on:** April 06, 2018, 07:50:08 am »

Quote from: galileo on April 06, 2018, 07:47:17 am

Re Harmony Earls Court, two of the original Chinese girls ex Denman Street work one day a week.

Linda Thursday

Sophia Friday

Was never a fan of Sophia (overrated) but Linda was lovely. Will def pay a visit to say hello.

Private Member · « **Reply #2061 on:** April 06, 2018, 09:29:32 am »

Quote from: ericthered2015 on April 06, 2018, 01:21:48 am

Unfortunately, she wanted £80 for B2B and wouldn't budge - I thought too greedy so she got nothing

I hope to Christ nobody is paying these silly prices or they are going to shoot up everywhere

If prices go up anywhere near this, then I'll be giving this hobby up. Thankfully there are enough providers out there that are much more realistic

Jonestown · « **Reply #2062 on:** April 06, 2018, 10:01:50 am »

Quote from: ericthered2015 on April 06, 2018, 01:21:48 am

Unfortunately, she wanted £80 for B2B and wouldn't budge - I thought too greedy so she got nothing

I hope to Christ nobody is paying these silly prices or they are going to shoot up everywhere

Sinz did a review of some munter in South Ruislip the other day, the problem was pitifully poor srvice rather than over pricing, but he concluded the proceedings at no extra cost by “firing one off himself whilst she looked on in dismay”. I thought that was brilliant, it should be the #MeToo call to FSBM fans, every time a greedy cow oversteps the 20/40/60 benchmarks the punter should claim his right to administer self satisfaction. If we nominated one day a week when everyone did this and kept it up for a reasonable period we might see some change in attitude as this would hit the girls, not the shop owners.

RAJEC · « **Reply #2063 on:** April 06, 2018, 10:09:57 am »

Quote from: Jonestown on April 06, 2018, 10:01:50 am

Sinz did a review of some munter in South Ruislip the other day, the problem was pitifully poor srvice rather than over pricing, but he concluded the proceedings at no extra cost by “firing one off himself whilst she looked on in dismay”. I thought that was brilliant, it should be the #MeToo call to FSBM fans, every time a greedy cow oversteps the 20/40/60 benchmarks the punter should claim his right to administer self satisfaction. If we nominated one day a week when everyone did this and kept it up for a reasonable period we might see some change in attitude as this would hit the girls, not the shop owners.

Shinz*

But yes, fully agree. Perhaps not limit it just to fbsm services, but also an act of defiance against all the overpriced sp’s out there!

#metoo

Fuzzyduck · « **Reply #2064 on:** April 06, 2018, 10:16:56 am »

Quote from: Jonestown on April 06, 2018, 10:01:50 am

Sinz did a review of some munter in South Ruislip the other day, the problem was pitifully poor srvice rather than over pricing, but he concluded the proceedings at no extra cost by “firing one off himself whilst she looked on in dismay”. I thought that was brilliant, it should be the #MeToo call to FSBM fans, every time a greedy cow oversteps the 20/40/60 benchmarks the punter should claim his right to administer self satisfaction. If we nominated one day a week when everyone did this and kept it up for a reasonable period we might see some change in attitude as this would hit the girls, not the shop owners.

Inspired. It shames me that I haven't thought of this before. Might be a good bargaining chip, though a risk the service is not as good.
"So you want £40 for HE? Hmmm how about £20? No? Ok you can watch me do it myself.... So how about that £20 then? OK? Good. Ouch! Not so fast!"

joe diddley · « **Reply #2065 on:** April 06, 2018, 11:24:04 am »

Quote from: Fuzzyduck on April 06, 2018, 10:16:56 am

Inspired. It shames me that I haven't thought of this before. Might be a good bargaining chip, though a risk the service is not as good.
"So you want £40 for HE? Hmmm how about £20? No? Ok you can watch me do it myself.... So how about that £20 then? OK? Good. Ouch! Not so fast!"

A dirty protest

sparkus · « **Reply #2066 on:** April 06, 2018, 12:31:47 pm »

Quote from: GaryZZ on April 06, 2018, 09:29:32 am

If prices go up anywhere near this, then I'll be giving this hobby up. Thankfully there are enough providers out there that are much more realistic

I've said repeatedly that they are going skywards, largely as there's blokes stupid enough to pay them.

For reference, the biggest tip I have ever paid was 80 quid for FS. Was with a regular after months and months of theoretical discussions about the possibility of it occurring.

So the idea I am handing that over to some meh bird to get her baps out is just pure fantasy on their part.

daddy919 · « **Reply #2067 on:** April 07, 2018, 01:19:24 am »

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She rents a room in Bliss Massage on 136 Grays Inn Road.

£50- massage/hr
£20- HE
£50- b2b

Massage was ok, she did try to give a decent thai massage but I've had better for the same price or less in the same area. It was my first time seeing her and she mostly kept a thin towel on my back though she did remove or fold it until it barely covered my ass anyway. When it was time for the sensual part, she just whispered, "If you don't like it, tell me" but didn't tell me what she's going to do. What she did was amazing with lots of reach unders, tickling and scratching my balls with her fingernails. Couldn't resist a b2b

Overall she's very friendly, english is good and her body is one of the best i've seen.
Only negative was her tits are almost hard and the shower drain is slightly blocked and maybe the location of the shop could have been a bit more discreet but will I return? defo.

Bindu · « **Reply #2068 on:** April 07, 2018, 02:00:46 am »

Quote from: 76shen on April 05, 2018, 09:43:08 am

I'm thinking of trying this place out with the coupon. but i wanted to know if you saw any of the other girls who work there and if so any details on them.

Unfortunately I didn't see any other girls there. You might wanna call them and ask them about who is working there on the day.
Phone: 020 7580 1795

Since I've started visiting different salons London seems to be a lot more interesting place. I walk with open eyes on the streets everywhere

So far I've only managed to spot 3 old ladies in Golders Green and a middle aged woman on Little Newport Street. I have no idea where young Chinese girl could be working, the streets are filled with them in Central London. But they are always just spending money. I would be happy to support their shopping spree

Quagmire · « **Reply #2069 on:** April 08, 2018, 11:26:29 am »

Quote from: ericthered2015 on April 06, 2018, 01:21:48 am

I hope to Christ nobody is paying these silly prices or they are going to shoot up everywhere

There are plenty mugs who pay that much and spoil the market and fun for everyone else.
Liverpool Street/Bank/Canary Wharf- bankers for whom £200-£300 is small change
Chinatown/Soho- tourists, late night drunks, newbies to the scene
Earls Court- business people visiting London
...and, of course, main offenders- silly old men, blowing their pensions and their children inheritance in massage shops, often falling in love with masseuses and chucking tons of cash at them, believing their stories about sick children/relatives back in China/Thailand, hoping to "rescue" those "poor girls" one day, while in reality , funding their Loboutins, Vuittons and Chanels

The Vicar of Dibley · « **Reply #2070 on:** April 08, 2018, 08:15:37 pm »

Quote from: Quagmire on April 08, 2018, 11:26:29 am

...and, of course, main offenders- silly old men, blowing their pensions and their children inheritance in massage shops, often falling in love with masseuses and chucking tons of cash at them, believing their stories about sick children/relatives back in China/Thailand, hoping to "rescue" those "poor girls" one day, while in reality , funding their Loboutins, Vuittons and Chanels

Chatting to a masseuse whilst getting dressed a while ago and asked why she had two mobiles. One for business, one for personal use. Both iPhone X's

Chorley · « **Reply #2071 on:** April 08, 2018, 08:22:11 pm »

Quote from: Quagmire on April 08, 2018, 11:26:29 am

There are plenty mugs who pay that much and spoil the market and fun for everyone else.
Liverpool Street/Bank/Canary Wharf- bankers for whom £200-£300 is small change
Chinatown/Soho- tourists, late night drunks, newbies to the scene
Earls Court- business people visiting London
...and, of course, main offenders- silly old men, blowing their pensions and their children inheritance in massage shops, often falling in love with masseuses and chucking tons of cash at them, believing their stories about sick children/relatives back in China/Thailand, hoping to "rescue" those "poor girls" one day, while in reality , funding their Loboutins, Vuittons and Chanels

Excellent Sir.

Never a truer word spoken.

sparkus · « **Reply #2072 on:** April 08, 2018, 09:57:41 pm »

Quote from: Chorley on April 08, 2018, 08:22:11 pm

Excellent Sir.
Never a truer word spoken.

My thoughts exactly. I suppose in the girls' defence if this happens then you just don't question it and assume we're all flush.

advanced · « **Reply #2073 on:** April 09, 2018, 02:04:16 pm »

Quote from: daddy919 on April 07, 2018, 01:19:24 am

External Link/Members Only

She rents a room in Bliss Massage on 136 Grays Inn Road.

£50- massage/hr
£20- HE
£50- b2b

Massage was ok, she did try to give a decent thai massage but I've had better for the same price or less in the same area. It was my first time seeing her and she mostly kept a thin towel on my back though she did remove or fold it until it barely covered my ass anyway. When it was time for the sensual part, she just whispered, "If you don't like it, tell me" but didn't tell me what she's going to do. What she did was amazing with lots of reach unders, tickling and scratching my balls with her fingernails. Couldn't resist a b2b

Overall she's very friendly, english is good and her body is one of the best i've seen.
Only negative was her tits are almost hard and the shower drain is slightly blocked and maybe the location of the shop could have been a bit more discreet but will I return? defo.

I was thinking about seeing her this weekend, but looking at her jaw line and after reading a previous report im not 100% convinced shes fully female.

Dino74 · « **Reply #2074 on:** April 09, 2018, 04:18:40 pm »

Quote from: daddy919 on April 07, 2018, 01:19:24 am

External Link/Members Only

She rents a room in Bliss Massage on 136 Grays Inn Road.

£50- massage/hr
£20- HE
£50- b2b

Massage was ok, she did try to give a decent thai massage but I've had better for the same price or less in the same area. It was my first time seeing her and she mostly kept a thin towel on my back though she did remove or fold it until it barely covered my ass anyway. When it was time for the sensual part, she just whispered, "If you don't like it, tell me" but didn't tell me what she's going to do. What she did was amazing with lots of reach unders, tickling and scratching my balls with her fingernails. Couldn't resist a b2b

Overall she's very friendly, english is good and her body is one of the best i've seen.
Only negative was her tits are almost hard and the shower drain is slightly blocked and maybe the location of the shop could have been a bit more discreet but will I return? defo.

Was there much going on with body to body? Was she happy to be touched. Was it fully naked or did she leave her nickers on. I’ve had a few recently where there wasn’t much point in paying the extra for a body to body, if anything it just became a distraction.

sparkus · « **Reply #2075 on:** April 09, 2018, 04:23:41 pm »

Quote from: advanced on April 09, 2018, 02:04:16 pm

I was thinking about seeing her this weekend, but looking at her jaw line and after reading a previous report im not 100% convinced shes fully female.

Jonestown · « **Reply #2076 on:** April 09, 2018, 04:35:14 pm »

Quote from: advanced on April 09, 2018, 02:04:16 pm

I was thinking about seeing her this weekend, but looking at her jaw line and after reading a previous report im not 100% convinced shes fully female.

This was discussed at length in a thread back when she was known as Layla, the consensus as I recall was that she was 100% female, it was even suggested i think that there was a time when she was offering more than just B2B. Ive seen her two or three times, she always kept her pants on, but there was nothing that caused me to think she might not be the real deal, in fact if thats the standard for ladyboys these days i dont mind batting for the other side.

Dino74 · « **Reply #2077 on:** April 09, 2018, 05:02:42 pm »

I’ve been to Fantasia on charring cross road a couple of times recently as it’s a decent massage and HE is an extra 20 with no upping the price shenanigans. However last time I went lady asked for 30 I said I’d been before at it was normally 20 but she wasn’t budging. Hopefully this was a one off and not a trend. I used to go to the place on Baker Street behealth until it just got silly with some of the girls. I had a Romanian not hot girl ask for 90 b2b! I said no obviously and she said she normally works in soho and charges more!
I suppose it just a bit Asian roulette!

maybeornot5.5 · « **Reply #2078 on:** April 09, 2018, 05:51:06 pm »

Probably a new girl. It’s definitely 20/40 hr/b2b. What was her name?

Chorley · « **Reply #2079 on:** April 09, 2018, 06:04:42 pm »

Quote from: maybeornot5.5 on April 09, 2018, 05:51:06 pm

Probably a new girl. It’s definitely 20/40 hr/b2b. What was her name?

They're mostly £20/£40/£60, except one of the girls in Sala Thai who wanted £80 for B2B!

Dino74 · « **Reply #2080 on:** April 09, 2018, 11:08:22 pm »

Quote from: maybeornot5.5 on April 09, 2018, 05:51:06 pm

Probably a new girl. It’s definitely 20/40 hr/b2b. What was her name?

Sorry didn’t get her name but thanks for the response it gives me confidence to return.

smoothvibes · « **Reply #2081 on:** April 10, 2018, 10:05:28 am »

Hello gents!

Does anyone have some intel on Organic Remedies? What girls work what days of the week? That would be really appreciated, thanks.

RAJEC · « **Reply #2082 on:** April 10, 2018, 12:36:28 pm »

Quote from: smoothvibes on April 10, 2018, 10:05:28 am

Hello gents!

Does anyone have some intel on Organic Remedies? What girls work what days of the week? That would be really appreciated, thanks.

Yes.

Sinz · « **Reply #2083 on:** April 10, 2018, 12:49:01 pm »

Quote from: smoothvibes on April 10, 2018, 10:05:28 am

Hello gents!

Does anyone have some intel on Organic Remedies? What girls work what days of the week? That would be really appreciated, thanks.

Of course, anything else you would like to know ?

Moneyd · « **Reply #2084 on:** April 10, 2018, 01:09:59 pm »

Quote from: smoothvibes on April 10, 2018, 10:05:28 am

Hello gents!

Does anyone have some intel on Organic Remedies? What girls work what days of the week? That would be really appreciated, thanks.

Yeah loads mate.

daddy919 · « **Reply #2085 on:** April 10, 2018, 02:13:43 pm »

Quote from: Dino74 on April 09, 2018, 04:18:40 pm

Was there much going on with body to body? Was she happy to be touched. Was it fully naked or did she leave her nickers on. I’ve had a few recently where there wasn’t much point in paying the extra for a body to body, if anything it just became a distraction.

I didn't try to put my hand inside her panties but did rub over them. I suckled on her nipples, sucked her neck, kissed her ass and kept my hands on her tits for most of the part

sparkus · « **Reply #2086 on:** April 10, 2018, 02:20:39 pm »

Quote from: smoothvibes on April 10, 2018, 10:05:28 am

Hello gents!

Does anyone have some intel on Organic Remedies? What girls work what days of the week? That would be really appreciated, thanks.

Yeah but I'm not telling you.

Checkmate1984 · « **Reply #2087 on:** April 10, 2018, 02:32:31 pm »

My first punt and review which not sure if I post here or on reviews section

Went to you and me spa in woodford

Paid £50 for 30mins
Saw deia or something can't pronounce /spell

I enjoyed the massage but this is my first ever one, plenty of swipes (now I know what cc wipes is lol)

She groped my balls few times and during the HE she rubbed my anus which felt good along with wanking me off

I am sure there maybe much better ones out there but so far this was my first and good one. I am from chigwell area so prefer something local than go Central but guess will have to try it.

Sorry if my review is poor! If any information is required let me know and can provide

sparkus · « **Reply #2088 on:** April 10, 2018, 03:23:29 pm »

Mini reviews are fine in this thread mate. The only other deets we all crave are about the girl herself, but I guess it was just happy ending?

Out on the Central there's not much: Debden, Gants Hill, Leytonstone and the Chinese joint in South Woodford.

rocky187 · « **Reply #2089 on:** April 10, 2018, 03:25:46 pm »

So ah I’m question to the experts on this thread. Do you think you get better value from the TCM places compared to a indi or even a advertised sensual massage? I ask coz I like my massage to be a proper massage and like the girl to be hot but reading the thread some of the prices paid make me think not as much value in shops. Again just looking for opinions.

Jonestown · « **Reply #2090 on:** April 10, 2018, 04:16:32 pm »

Quote from: rocky187 on April 10, 2018, 03:25:46 pm

So ah I’m question to the experts on this thread. Do you think you get better value from the TCM places compared to a indi or even a advertised sensual massage? I ask coz I like my massage to be a proper massage and like the girl to be hot but reading the thread some of the prices paid make me think not as much value in shops. Again just looking for opinions.

You know what they say about opinions, dont you ?

I dont think you can generalise about what is better value for money, TCM, Indie or specialised outlet - you have to consider them individually, they are all both different and variable.

Titti Tatti · « **Reply #2091 on:** April 10, 2018, 10:12:47 pm »

Was out for fun near Canary Wharf and spotted a TCM beside the Cineworld West India Quay. Put head inside and plain but friendly lady quoted usual price 50gbp/hr.

Looks promising. any Intel?

sparkus · « **Reply #2092 on:** April 10, 2018, 10:51:40 pm »

I know the one. Am always tempted, but...

Ventured in a few years back, pretty receptionist took my dough, grim masseuse then proceeded to demand £££ for HJ. Fled.

Daman · « **Reply #2093 on:** April 11, 2018, 05:27:01 am »

China health right? Mixed bag. Some girls hot some not.

rebelsurge · « **Reply #2094 on:** April 11, 2018, 07:53:39 am »

Called into the Chinese shop on Sidcup High Street, 2 hours free parking in Morrisons or £1 for an hour in the nearby Waitrose
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Saw Marie a Chinese MILF. Had body to body. No kissing, very average experience 5/10. More raunch in the Eltham shop.

I noticed a very attractive EE called Carla was also working

Davesorento · « **Reply #2095 on:** April 11, 2018, 06:00:07 pm »

Out of the ‘game’ for a while, but keeping an eye on this thread as always. Always enjoy the reviews but get the impression prices are still rising and the quality is really hit and miss of late. Always tempted by a TCM shop but more and more put off by attempts to fleece me. Plus very rarely see a good looking provide on my last few visits.
Will review if and when I return to the fold

Dino74 · « **Reply #2096 on:** April 11, 2018, 07:04:18 pm »

I went to river Kwai massage in leytonestone yesterday. Great 1 hour massage for £35 and HE for £20.
This is a very vanilla service, she was fully clothed and there was no hint of anything more on offer than a happy end but it was a great massage and seeing as £55 is cheap for a great massage on its own, I have to give this place a thumbs up. I will definitely return. I really sorry I’m terrible at names but I think the girl was called pammy, late 30s and quite pretty. Again it won’t be your bag if you want touching or even just a bit of nudity.

sparkus · « **Reply #2097 on:** April 11, 2018, 08:05:55 pm »

I and others on here have been there a few times, mostly vanilla as you say. Girls tend to charge the earth and while I've got some of the better ones to go part topless, there does seem to be an aversion to nakedness among all the staff.

Pam (not same) of Siam Thai in Stratford also works there, at her main shop she does the whole session naked. Not tried her in Leytonstone but am curious if she offers same full on service there.

Titti Tatti · « **Reply #2098 on:** April 12, 2018, 03:31:09 am »

Quote from: Daman on April 11, 2018, 05:27:01 am

China health right? Mixed bag. Some girls hot some not.

That's the place. Location is good for me and what you say is pretty typical. it would be interesting if you state how much for extras?

Daman · « **Reply #2099 on:** April 12, 2018, 05:15:25 am »

It should be about the usual rate of £20/40 but expect some variation based on the quality of the girl

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