The worst escort picture challenge

[sparkus]

Erobella Emberg, more like.

[MJ.spritzen]

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I don’t want to judge too harshly but I think at some point you need to consider hanging up your garters and find something else to do.

I think she has looked after herself as best she can but I think the ravages of time means the writing must be on the wall. Some of her other photos are better, probably when younger but this one is scary IMO

Don't see the issue here, I'd absolutely see her. The age difference and opposite of that airbrushed, botox trying to look younger makes it worth my interest. Sometimes the ridiculousness of the setup is a turn on. 18yo with me(?!) or a granny with me(?!). Would never happen in real life so its sexy.

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[DouglasReynholm]

Erobella Emberg, more like.

Sadly, the number of people who remember her is rapidly falling. For an actress it's better than being forgotten, I suppose: Britain's greatest ever munter. Except for Nora Batty.

Don't see the issue here, I'd absolutely see her. The age difference and opposite of that airbrushed, botox trying to look younger makes it worth my interest. Sometimes the ridiculousness of the setup is a turn on. 18yo with me(?!) or a granny with me(?!). Would never happen in real life so its sexy.

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So sexy? AW takes good care of the necrophile market, I'll say that.

[DastardlyDick]

Don't see the issue here, I'd absolutely see her. The age difference and opposite of that airbrushed, botox trying to look younger makes it worth my interest. Sometimes the ridiculousness of the setup is a turn on. 18yo with me(?!) or a granny with me(?!). Would never happen in real life so its sexy.

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To be fair, I've fucked worse!

[DASBOOT]

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[Coriniumstud]

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Don’t think she looks too bad, she’s nowhere near ugly

[big-al93]

Don’t think she looks too bad, she’s nowhere near ugly

+1. I think some people should go back to the beginning of the thread and see some of the true horrors that were posted originally. Some of them were even beyond HP 

[Waterhouse]

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No way does she qualify for this thread… She’s an absolute stunner compared to some of the horrors that have been highlighted over the years.

[DASBOOT]

Fair enough. I thought she looked like a bloke. I even put her picture in a site that rates a persons looks and it could not distinguish the gender.

[PilotMan]

Fair enough. I thought she looked like a bloke. I even put her picture in a site that rates a persons looks and it could not distinguish the gender.

Not exactly a rotter, but she looks like a boxer to me.  Deffo not going on my hot list.

[Bonker]

I agree with the boat.
Each posting does not have to 'top' the previous contenders. Campaign to stop spiralling inflation.

[big-al93]

I agree with the boat.
Each posting does not have to 'top' the previous contenders. Campaign to stop spiralling inflation.

Actually that was the point of this long running thread.

I've found a bad profile on AW, the pictures of the woman are bad enough. The pictures of the hubby look like an addict and check out the cans of super strength lager in the background.
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Can you find a more unappealing picture? 

[frankcastle]

Why do you think she's a man? Have u saw her? Just haven't seen anyone who's reviewed her mention. She's in Belfast a lot and had thought of seeing her but she's not great in your pic and now your saying she might be he lol. Cheers

[DASBOOT]

Just my opinion. I haven’t seen her. I put her picture into a website that calculates your attractiveness and under gender detected it came up blank as it could not distinguish.

[Prifessionallondinguy]

Just my opinion. I haven’t seen her. I put her picture into a website that calculates your attractiveness and under gender detected it came up blank as it could not distinguish.

Distinguish between human or Yuatja?

[Prifessionallondinguy]

Just my opinion. I haven’t seen her. I put her picture into a website that calculates your attractiveness and under gender detected it came up blank as it could not distinguish.

  Ai helping us punt better?

[WelshClipper]

Reading a lot of threads on here, it seems that it’s a generally accepted view that there are lot of steroids used by some SPs to enhance the body.

There are many Brazilians who have this “look” .

Personally I am not attracted to the look but seems popular with some guys on here so why not   

[DouglasReynholm]

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I agree with everyone else, I think this is the worst worst escort picture so far.

Reading a lot of threads on here, it seems that it’s a generally accepted view that there are lot of steroids used by some SPs to enhance the body.
There are many Brazilians who have this “look” .
Personally I am not attracted to the look but seems popular with some guys on here so why not   

Steroids? Yeah, that's why the Brazilians have the wide jaw. And other things.

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[DastardlyDick]

I agree with everyone else, I think this is the worst worst escort picture so far.
Steroids? Yeah, that's why the Brazilians have the wide jaw. And other things.

Brazil is also one of the world's leaders in bum and tit enhancement work which may go someway to producing a certain look.

[webpunter]

I agree with everyone else, I think this is the worst worst escort picture so far.

@Cueball may beg to differ

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Could give her a special award for the longest tits on AW I suppose.

[Prifessionallondinguy]

Could give her a special award for the longest tits on AW I suppose.

To be fair I think her breast radiologist is Peter Dinklage!

[Waterhouse]

Could give her a special award for the longest tits on AW I suppose.

… along with the worst shoes ever… 

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[Bonker]

What are those brown splats?

[Waterhouse]

What are those brown splats?

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=439125.0 

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Pretty bad. It says "finally, it's worth doing the right thing" on her tit in Polish. These days it takes me up to ten minutes to read women.

[Prifessionallondinguy]

What are those brown splats?

Leakage  she’s Losing more oil than Chitty Chitty Bang Bang!

[Bonker]

I would swim very close to Charybdis to avoid this one!

[DouglasReynholm]

I would swim very close to Charybdis to avoid this one!

And then: Surprise surprise! It's Scylla!

[Ow1234]

Not technically a bad picture, just a bit stupid, all the gallery pictures have the face blured, just not the profile pic 🤣.

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[Prifessionallondinguy]

Not technically a bad picture, just a bit stupid, all the gallery pictures have the face blured, just not the profile pic 🤣.

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I think she means “cock”

[I like natural boobs]

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Added for the level of dishonesty. Advertised age of 36. If she's 36 I'll wash my entire car using only my tongue after it's been bombarded with bird shit.

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[Watts.E.Dunn]

And 200 bloody quids an hour suppose someone out there must be daft enough, and she says shes preggers and lactating!

[DastardlyDick]

And 200 bloody quids an hour suppose someone out there must be daft enough, and she says shes preggers and lactating!

Does she do actual meets? Her AW profile refers to "shows" 

[Thephoenix]

I'd give her one but not for £200.

[Bonker]

And 200 bloody quids an hour suppose someone out there must be daft enough, and she says shes preggers and lactating!

Surely it has curdled by now.

[WelshClipper]

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To be controversial she has a nice couple of chebs 

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[WelshClipper]

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Added for the level of dishonesty. Advertised age of 36. If she's 36 I'll wash my entire car using only my tongue after it's been bombarded with bird shit

A lot of ‘em are guilty of this, the other two photos look as if they could be from when she was 36. Mottling of the face especially around the mouth, is not a good look. 

[The_Don]

To be controversial she has a nice couple of chebs 

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Been around for some time and not her first profile.  iirc, had BB listed on profiles not long active.

[Captainhowdy666]

This face lmao

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[DouglasReynholm]

To be controversial she has a nice couple of chebs 

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Must be a bugger of a wait for the Shaman to conjure her up using just her bones though.

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Added for the level of dishonesty. Advertised age of 36. If she's 36 I'll wash my entire car using only my tongue after it's been bombarded with bird shit.

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Dishonesty? What do you expect from Keir Starmer? And we paid for those designer glasses!

[pepsicolaboy]

This face lmao

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Vivastreet links expire quickly, need keep this thread winning 

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[WelshClipper]

Vivastreet links expire quickly, need keep this thread winning 

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Been around a long time

Great photo in the free gallery.



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[DastardlyDick]

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Been around a long time

Great photo in the free gallery.



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Definitely a "two bagger" as the Aussies would say 

[DouglasReynholm]

Definitely a "two bagger" as the Aussies would say 

Definitely Michael Fabricant, as the British would say.

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BTW I think we should re-link to some of the old posts in this thread, so that new members can enjoy them:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=10615.msg3711370#msg3711370

[Stealthmode]

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She has lost a load of weight. Saw her in Harlesden years ago, walked out because she can’t suck a dick and the place was a tip

[DouglasReynholm]

She has lost a load of weight. Saw her in Harlesden years ago, walked out because she can’t suck a dick and the place was a tip

How do you expect anyone to suck a duck if they're dead?

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The place was a tip?! Are you sure it wasn't a mortician's?