Author Topic: The worst escort picture challenge (Read 1256961 times)

Blackpool Rock · « **Reply #9650 on:** September 23, 2025, 08:49:11 pm »

Quote from: myothernameis on September 23, 2025, 08:46:21 pm

Here you go, so copy photo to your pc, use postimages and upload photo

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Thanks, I can normally save VS pics to my PC but for some reason it wasn't allowing me, probably thought it would corrupt the hard drive

DastardlyDick · « **Reply #9651 on:** September 23, 2025, 09:25:30 pm »

Quote from: Blackpool Rock on September 23, 2025, 08:49:11 pm

Thanks, I can normally save VS pics to my PC but for some reason it wasn't allowing me, probably thought it would corrupt the hard drive

She looks more AI than most AI images!

WelshClipper · « **Reply #9652 on:** September 24, 2025, 06:33:44 am »

Quote from: Blackpool Rock on September 23, 2025, 08:49:11 pm

Thanks, I can normally save VS pics to my PC but for some reason it wasn't allowing me, probably thought it would corrupt the hard drive

A working link for anyone who wants the full Monty

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DouglasReynholm · « **Reply #9653 on:** September 24, 2025, 11:17:37 pm »

She offers some unique BDSM services, like turning black when you blow her up with dynamite, birds appearing when you hit her over the head with a mallet and the ability to turn perfectly flat when she's run over by a steamroller.

She should have uploaded a pictures of Jessica Rabbit, at least she's hot.

Fookmefooku · « **Reply #9654 on:** September 28, 2025, 11:35:46 am »

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scutty brown · « **Reply #9655 on:** September 28, 2025, 12:38:02 pm »

Quote from: Fookmefooku on September 28, 2025, 11:35:46 am

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Must be Danish

Prifessionallondinguy · « **Reply #9656 on:** September 28, 2025, 06:47:54 pm »

Is she leaning on or offering structural support to a building after an earthquake?

Cupid Stuntz · « **Reply #9657 on:** September 28, 2025, 10:18:41 pm »

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She looks quite fit to me.

Seconded, I do her for sure.

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Coriniumstud · « **Reply #9658 on:** September 28, 2025, 10:53:28 pm »

Quote from: Fookmefooku on September 13, 2025, 09:04:04 am

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I know Dundee's rough but jesus Christ I thought we had better standards

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I don’t see what’s wrong with her, okay she’s no stunner but she isn’t Fugly

DastardlyDick · « **Reply #9659 on:** September 29, 2025, 12:18:23 am »

Quote from: Coriniumstud on September 28, 2025, 10:53:28 pm

I don’t see what’s wrong with her, okay she’s no stunner but she isn’t Fugly

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bbwandy72 · « **Reply #9660 on:** September 29, 2025, 01:43:20 am »

Quote from: Fookmefooku on September 28, 2025, 11:35:46 am

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She's not for everyone, but she's been on my list for ages. She's also on AW: External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

WelshClipper · « **Reply #9661 on:** September 29, 2025, 05:53:47 am »

Quote from: bbwandy72 on September 29, 2025, 01:43:20 am

She's not for everyone, but she's been on my list for ages. She's also on AW: External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

I agree that horses for courses and all that.

But this being the worst picture thread not the worst escorts thread.

She may be great in what she does but I think this definitely can be classed as a worse picture.

There are better ones on her profile.

bbwandy72 · « **Reply #9662 on:** September 29, 2025, 03:49:27 pm »

Quote from: WelshClipper on September 29, 2025, 05:53:47 am

She may be great in what she does but I think this definitely can be classed as a worse picture.
There are better ones on her profile.

Yep, I'll agree with that.

DouglasReynholm · « **Reply #9663 on:** September 30, 2025, 09:08:11 pm »

Quote from: bbwandy72 on September 29, 2025, 03:49:27 pm

Yep, I'll agree with that.

How about this one then? The worst-named escort ever: she calls herself Betty Boop. Do you see the cartoon-like resemblance?!

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"Betty Boop is in the house!! Let's go Classy black tie affairs to bar hopping to laying under the stats to GETTING FREAKY!! I can & will make your wildest dream's. Will blow your mind and your wildest dream's will become amazing memories. Whose ready!! I am waiting!! I want to know and see who is the Freakiest and the classiest."

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Punterperson1971 · « **Reply #9664 on:** October 01, 2025, 05:08:57 am »

Double post

Punterperson1971 · « **Reply #9665 on:** October 01, 2025, 05:10:11 am »

Quote from: DouglasReynholm on September 30, 2025, 09:08:11 pm

How about this one then? The worst-named escort ever: she calls herself Betty Boop. Do you see the cartoon-like resemblance?!

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"Betty Boop is in the house!! Let's go Classy black tie affairs to bar hopping to laying under the stats to GETTING FREAKY!! I can & will make your wildest dream's. Will blow your mind and your wildest dream's will become amazing memories. Whose ready!! I am waiting!! I want to know and see who is the Freakiest and the classiest."

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Size 10 feet is scary

DastardlyDick · « **Reply #9666 on:** October 01, 2025, 11:42:30 am »

Quote from: DouglasReynholm on September 30, 2025, 09:08:11 pm

How about this one then? The worst-named escort ever: she calls herself Betty Boop. Do you see the cartoon-like resemblance?!

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"Betty Boop is in the house!! Let's go Classy black tie affairs to bar hopping to laying under the stats to GETTING FREAKY!! I can & will make your wildest dream's. Will blow your mind and your wildest dream's will become amazing memories. Whose ready!! I am waiting!! I want to know and see who is the Freakiest and the classiest."

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Bears a close resemblance to Bernard Manning in some of those photo's

PilotMan · « **Reply #9667 on:** October 01, 2025, 12:11:54 pm »

Quote from: DastardlyDick on October 01, 2025, 11:42:30 am

Bears a close resemblance to Bernard Manning in some of those photo's

Or Worzel Gummidge

WelshClipper · « **Reply #9668 on:** October 01, 2025, 04:40:00 pm »

Quote from: DouglasReynholm on September 30, 2025, 09:08:11 pm

How about this one then? The worst-named escort ever: she calls herself Betty Boop. Do you see the cartoon-like resemblance?!

It simply beggars belief.

Like What the actual fuck

(Run out of trite expressions

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Bonker · « **Reply #9669 on:** October 01, 2025, 10:22:13 pm »

Quote from: DastardlyDick on October 01, 2025, 11:42:30 am

Bears a close resemblance to Bernard Manning in some of those photo's

Fat lass goes into a bar.
Nearly - but she gets stook in door.

DouglasReynholm · « **Reply #9670 on:** October 01, 2025, 10:58:21 pm »

In one way, this shot
https://www.ukpunting.com/uploaded/c8781137e605cbebeee9d250c80991e0a6479adf.jpg
is the worst escort picture of all time, because on the wall behind her is a a diagram of an AR15 lightweight semi-automatic rifle. External Link/Members Only
So it sends you a clear message: book her and you do not come out alive.

Also, the one where she's wearing shades on top of her normal glasses
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in front of a pile of old junk is pretty high up there.

Bonker · « **Reply #9671 on:** October 01, 2025, 11:40:20 pm »

It's so you can shoot yourself after clapping eyes on her.

Fuzzyduck · « **Reply #9672 on:** October 02, 2025, 08:41:39 am »

Quote from: DouglasReynholm on October 01, 2025, 10:58:21 pm

In one way, this shot
https://www.ukpunting.com/uploaded/c8781137e605cbebeee9d250c80991e0a6479adf.jpg
is the worst escort picture of all time, because on the wall behind her is a a diagram of an AR15 lightweight semi-automatic rifle. External Link/Members Only
So it sends you a clear message: book her and you do not come out alive.

Also, the one where she's wearing shades on top of her normal glasses
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in front of a pile of old junk is pretty high up there.

I'm sure she's a lovely lady. More erotica here
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The $150 minimum fee is the ugliest part for me.

WelshClipper · « **Reply #9673 on:** October 06, 2025, 03:06:04 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on July 28, 2019, 04:41:41 pm

Now I don't mind spearing a whale once in a while but this is really a bit much

I think this was her from this thread December 2018

Mermaid ???

Not sure I want to lift her tail

Ooooo glad this one is still putting them out there

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WelshClipper · « **Reply #9674 on:** October 06, 2025, 03:27:24 pm »

Forgot link

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rudolph hucker · « **Reply #9675 on:** October 09, 2025, 07:06:24 am »

Quote from: WelshClipper on October 06, 2025, 03:06:04 pm

Ooooo glad this one is still putting them out there

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Wasn't she in Eastenders at one point.....?

JontyR · « **Reply #9676 on:** October 09, 2025, 10:37:28 am »

Parts of her were. She was stood next door at the time

mh · « **Reply #9677 on:** October 09, 2025, 01:29:05 pm »

The legs! The legs!!!!

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WelshClipper · « **Reply #9678 on:** October 09, 2025, 01:59:15 pm »

Quote from: mh on October 09, 2025, 01:29:05 pm

The legs! The legs!!!!

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I am pretty sure that’s what happens when you lose a lot of weight.

Another option is cellulite but that is not usually lines.

If she has lost weight, judging by her current size she must have been massive.

Don’t know her circumstances but she may be on a path to a healthier lifestyle in which case all power to her. Facially she is quite cute

big-al93 · « **Reply #9679 on:** October 09, 2025, 03:07:07 pm »

+1.

WelshClipper · « **Reply #9680 on:** October 11, 2025, 05:42:48 pm »

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Hmmmmmmm !

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Bonker · « **Reply #9681 on:** October 11, 2025, 11:40:32 pm »

Reggie Perrin's mother in law

DouglasReynholm · « **Reply #9682 on:** October 14, 2025, 11:06:18 am »

Quote from: Bonker on October 11, 2025, 11:40:32 pm

Reggie Perrin's mother in law

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Punterperson1971 · « **Reply #9683 on:** October 14, 2025, 11:09:21 am »

Quote from: DouglasReynholm on October 14, 2025, 11:06:18 am

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Have you a link please 😂😂

hairdownthere · « **Reply #9684 on:** October 14, 2025, 06:50:35 pm »

Quote from: WelshClipper on October 11, 2025, 05:42:48 pm

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Hmmmmmmm !

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Sorry to be 'that guy' but I would!

Done much worse, for much more!

WelshClipper · « **Reply #9685 on:** October 14, 2025, 11:37:14 pm »

Quote from: hairdownthere on October 14, 2025, 06:50:35 pm

Sorry to be 'that guy' but I would!

Done much worse, for much more!

No apology needed sir !

As I said before, this is not the worst escort challenge, it’s the worst escort picture and I am not sure this photo is helping her.

But we do not all have to agree

mark3611 · « **Reply #9686 on:** October 15, 2025, 12:19:23 am »

Quote from: WelshClipper on October 11, 2025, 05:42:48 pm

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Hmmmmmmm !

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I'd hit that!

PilotMan · « **Reply #9687 on:** October 15, 2025, 10:41:25 am »

Quote from: mark3611 on October 15, 2025, 12:19:23 am

I'd hit that!

I would too, with a dump truck

Coriniumstud · « **Reply #9688 on:** October 15, 2025, 10:55:06 am »

Need a bag of sawdust to find the wet spots

DastardlyDick · « **Reply #9689 on:** October 15, 2025, 11:04:22 am »

Quote from: PilotMan on October 15, 2025, 10:41:25 am

I would too, with a dump truck
[/quote I was thinking harpoon

The_Don · « **Reply #9690 on:** October 15, 2025, 02:36:30 pm »

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WelshClipper · « **Reply #9691 on:** October 15, 2025, 04:48:51 pm »

Quote from: The_Don on October 15, 2025, 02:36:30 pm

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The hairs on her crack in one photo and hair on her belly in another is also not a good look.

(Apologies to those who like hair)

DouglasReynholm · « **Reply #9692 on:** October 15, 2025, 09:11:46 pm »

Quote from: The_Don on October 15, 2025, 02:36:30 pm

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"boho_fairy has chosen not to allow their Ratings and Feedback to be viewed." which is a shame.

Quote from: WelshClipper on October 15, 2025, 04:48:51 pm

The hairs on her crack in one photo and hair on her belly in another is also not a good look.
(Apologies to those who like hair)

I couldn't see any crack in the photo, but I'm sure she's on it. (Apologies to those who like crack)

WelshClipper · « **Reply #9693 on:** October 16, 2025, 08:44:55 am »

Quote from: DouglasReynholm on October 15, 2025, 09:11:46 pm

"boho_fairy has chosen not to allow their Ratings and Feedback to be viewed." which is a shame.
I couldn't see any crack in the photo, but I'm sure she's on it. (Apologies to those who like crack)

Double entendre

Correct in both instances

Massage Bloke · « **Reply #9694 on:** October 16, 2025, 04:15:12 pm »

Quote from: DouglasReynholm on October 15, 2025, 09:11:46 pm

"boho_fairy has chosen not to allow their Ratings and Feedback to be viewed." which is a shame.
I couldn't see any crack in the photo, but I'm sure she's on it. (Apologies to those who like crack)

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