The worst escort picture challenge

[Prifessionallondinguy]

As do I and I can assure you that CG works just fine with someone that size. To each their own, but personally I like the look of her profile pictures and Candy (or Keeley as she used to be known) has been on my list for some time.

You’ve read her reviews?

[Prifessionallondinguy]

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[DouglasReynholm]

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Not sure that qualifies as an escort picture. Seen worse too.

I remember the first time fatbergs were on the news a few years ago, I honestly thought the newreader said 'fat bird'. Not very BBC-PC of him, I thought.

[Punterperson1971]

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Not sure that qualifies as an escort picture. Seen worse too.

I remember the first time fatbergs were on the news a few years ago, I honestly thought the newreader said 'fat bird'. Not very BBC-PC of him, I thought.

Is that a worst escorts incall place 😂😂

[bbwandy72]

You’ve read her reviews?

Yes, I have. Which is why she's still on the list, rather than someone I've already seen! The attraction is definitely there, though.

[DouglasReynholm]

Is that a worst escorts incall place 😂😂

There's a thread idea: worst incall venues! Wouldn't be any pics though, just us lot moaning about dirty sheets. 

[webpunter]

This burd qualifies
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@santanacarlos recently shared this
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Location:  Studio flat down by Bayswater station. Key code on entry. Hollow walls.
The room was packed, stuffy & smelt of hot jizz.
Noticed a bag filled with the tissue work of the whole of Bayswaters sweat & baby batter.
 

There's a thread idea: worst incall venues! Wouldn't be any pics though, just us lot moaning about dirty sheets. 

[Atrueyorkie]

More SP but what level of thirst is this:

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[Asmodeus]

This is what happens when you dont pay

Nah, it's just her flat mate...

[Asmodeus]

More SP but what level of thirst is this:

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The thirst is strong with this one 🤣

[Atrueyorkie]

Same seems to be a shapeshifter, the amount of stolen pictures in this ad is crazy:

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[DouglasReynholm]

More SP but what level of thirst is this:
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The worst picture ever in several ways, e.g. photography, grammar, if that's your BMW. This made me    thanks Yorkie. 

Since VS ads vanish after a few minutes I've grabbed it and attached it. "Anything wrong with this ad"? Can't spend all typing.

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[myothernameis]

that's your BMW.
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Thats priceless

[Punterperson1971]

The worst picture ever in several ways, e.g. photography, grammar, if that's your BMW. This made me    thanks Yorkie. 

Since VS ads vanish after a few minutes I've grabbed it and attached it. "Anything wrong with this ad"? Can't spend all typing.

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Any takers

[myothernameis]

that's your BMW.

The registration plate, think part of the plate has been altered: AMW PIHY OR AMW IIHY

[Punterperson1971]

Same seems to be a shapeshifter, the amount of stolen pictures in this ad is crazy:

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There’s about 10 different women on that profile the other 2 out of the 12 look like ones got a package hiding in her knickers and the other her stomach looks like it’s hairy

[Thecunninglinguist]

Same seems to be a shapeshifter, the amount of stolen pictures in this ad is crazy:

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The last line of the ad "Call my name is marcus I have 20 latina ebony escorts available". Maybe Marcus the Pimp is just trying to showcase them whole herd?

[spelk567]

The registration plate, think part of the plate has been altered: AMW PIHY OR AMW IIHY

It's a mirror image....it's YH19 wma

[Punterperson1971]

The guy in the advert probably does car meets so the girls need to recognise his car and at them prices what woman can say no especially with the cost of living as well 

[Private Parts]

How original!
A BMW!
Maybe looking for a Ford crossing!
Fuckwit
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[DouglasReynholm]

I knew it wouldn't take long for the Sherlocks to spot he'd taken a mirrored selfie.  The 'real him' is attached. 

Maybe he does car meets but he just wants to meet the car, not the owner. & Somehow I doubt that's his Beamer. You can even make out the plate over the road. The VS ad's dead already of course but don't worry we've got his number: anyone want me to call him?

When I came back here just now and saw him I started laughing again. One of the funniest things I've seen here in nearly 5 years. I think UKP should have a rogues gallery - and his picture should star in it. 

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[Punterperson1971]

How original!
A BMW!
Maybe looking for a Ford crossing!
Fuckwit
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Maybe he’s after an escort(Ford) that is

[Punterperson1971]

I knew it wouldn't take long for the Sherlocks to spot he'd taken a mirrored selfie.  The 'real him' is attached. 

Maybe he does car meets but he just wants to meet the car, not the owner. & Somehow I doubt that's his Beamer. You can even make out the plate over the road. The VS ad's dead already of course but don't worry we've got his number: anyone want me to call him?

When I came back here just now and saw him I started laughing again. One of the funniest things I've seen here in nearly 5 years. I think UKP should have a rogues gallery - and his picture should star in it. 

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I agree about rogues gallery maybe run along the same lines as ‘the worst escort’ thread

[Atrueyorkie]

I agree about rogues gallery maybe run along the same lines as ‘the worst escort’ thread

+1

[DouglasReynholm]

Imagine you take the background away then put the photo on the front page of the site here at the very bottom, so everyone sees him peeping into their monitor when they get here. They probably won't do that idea though. 

[PussyLover789]

This one went by the name of TiffanyFox of Manchester she now calls herself Kim96x she looks like a proper smackhead 

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[Punterperson1971]

This one went by the name of TiffanyFox of Manchester she now calls herself Kim96x she looks like a proper smackhead 

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Is this the same girl I wonder
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[PussyLover789]

Is this the same girl I wonder
Link to this Profile Page using External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only her negative review says she’s a crackhead and now in Walsall

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[Punterperson1971]

The link ive got is this one External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only -   she's got a reputation for asking for deposits and not turning up, i defo dogged a bullet with her, she probably steals from punters to fund her smack habit

Ah ok mate for some reason I thought she’d moved and set up a new profile

[webpunter]

Calling HP, calling HP
The end of the year is nearly upon us
To round this off any chance you could wazz up links & pics for your all time worst three burds which have graced this thread and / or your HL 

Cant remember when last saw one of your posts however i recall you mentioned getting stiff, well stiff knees
Good luck Sir for 2023

[Prifessionallondinguy]

Calling HP, calling HP
The end of the year is nearly upon us
To round this off any chance you could wazz up links & pics for your all time worst three burds which have graced this thread and / or your HL 

Cant remember when last saw one of your posts however i recall you mentioned getting stiff, well stiff knees
Good luck Sir for 2023

I doubt if he classes any of  his ladies as bad. 

[webpunter]

Beauty in the eye ...
Sent him a PM with a link to highlight the request
Not sure if HP has posted on this thread, tho other UKP'ers have done the honours on some a good few of his conquests over the years
Might have included moi
He aint been online for a couple of weeks so hopefully all OK at his end

I doubt if he classes any of  his ladies as bad. 

[bossanova]

Not the worst but definitely unusual

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[Bonker]

Is she surrounded by cum?

[Lou2019]

Not the worst but definitely unusual

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I must say she has some nice boobs there!

[akauya]

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The hiiiillllls are alive with the sound of muuuuusiiiic   

[webpunter]

Could be Maureen's sister 

Not the worst but definitely unusual

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[myothernameis]

snow balls

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[DouglasReynholm]

HE'S BACK!

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You can't keep a good man from going down!

(He did go away for some time BTW)

[Ghost89]

What a trooper he is.

[versace]

Could be Maureen's sister 

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  I wouldn’t enter that if you paid me

[Boxotrix69]

Dear God..  this is 180+ pages of hell.. its like that cut scene from Event Horizon that they can't find..

I bookmarked this page just to traumatise Pals

[myothernameis]

HE'S BACK!

Wonder how many crank calls he gets    

[DouglasReynholm]

Wonder how many crank calls he gets    

NB: he's NOT King Tarzan! https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=358475

[Cee92]

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JUST WOW!!

Face like a demon from a horror flick and still has the audacity to charge the going Thai rate. MENTAL



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[cunningman]

Face like a demon from a horror flick and still has the audacity to charge the going Thai rate. MENTAL

That seems to me an over-reaction?  I think she'd look fine in doggy and reverse CG.

Seriously, I don't think she's a contender for this thread.  Have you looked at the others?

[StingRay]

That seems to me an over-reaction?  I think she'd look fine in doggy and reverse CG.

Seriously, I don't think she's a contender for this thread.  Have you looked at the others?

Agreed, perhaps an Ed Zachary contender but I've seen a lot worse, unfortunately! 

[Cee92]

That seems to me an over-reaction?  I think she'd look fine in doggy and reverse CG.

Seriously, I don't think she's a contender for this thread.  Have you looked at the others?

Different strokes i guess? Based on facial attractiveness, I think this one would scar children 

[DouglasReynholm]

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You seen that meme where you have to guess what's wrong with the picture?

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[Watts.E.Dunn]

Poor girl! surely that pose should not have been used on her site, even a simple smile would have been streets better unless its all the doings of a or her pimp?..