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Waterhouse · « **Reply #9000 on:** October 09, 2022, 12:53:40 am »

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Try this one, called sugar me sweet And she reckons shes 22
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22 stone, maybe?

hairdownthere · « **Reply #9001 on:** October 10, 2022, 09:51:25 am »

Reminds me of a sunday roast...2nd pic in the gallery

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rocket88 · « **Reply #9002 on:** October 11, 2022, 04:08:21 pm »

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What about this beauty? Only £70 the hour and 33 years old!

dexpunt · « **Reply #9003 on:** October 11, 2022, 04:26:07 pm »

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What about this beauty? Only £70 the hour and 33 years old!

In reality its 90 quid, because you would want the full GFE wouldnt you

Punterperson1971 · « **Reply #9004 on:** October 11, 2022, 04:31:38 pm »

Quote from: dexpunt on October 11, 2022, 04:26:07 pm

In reality its 90 quid, because you would want the full GFE wouldnt you

Are you sure the price you mention isn’t upside down and it should be £6 and I’d add another 15 years on to her age
Mind you FK and owo is extra so fill your boots

rocket88 · « **Reply #9005 on:** October 11, 2022, 06:41:10 pm »

Quote from: dexpunt on October 11, 2022, 04:26:07 pm

In reality its 90 quid, because you would want the full GFE wouldnt you

That is true,and might as well round it up to the ton with FK. Happy days!

rocket88 · « **Reply #9006 on:** October 12, 2022, 08:32:55 pm »

Another Vivastreet lovely from the NW. Check out the 12 pics of this hottie. No FS though unfortunately.

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Punterperson1971 · « **Reply #9007 on:** October 12, 2022, 08:56:38 pm »

Quote from: rocket88 on October 12, 2022, 08:32:55 pm

Another Vivastreet lovely from the NW. Check out the 12 pics of this hottie. No FS though unfortunately.

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Fucking Janet street porter has fell on hard times I see

Home Alone · « **Reply #9008 on:** October 13, 2022, 12:05:51 am »

Quote from: Punterperson1971 on October 12, 2022, 08:56:38 pm

Fucking Janet street porter has fell on hard times I see

Thank goodness she doesn't offer PSE; I'd rather not imagine what that would be like.

Thecunninglinguist · « **Reply #9009 on:** October 13, 2022, 12:23:43 am »

Quote from: rocket88 on October 12, 2022, 08:32:55 pm

Another Vivastreet lovely from the NW. Check out the 12 pics of this hottie. No FS though unfortunately.

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There are a whole load of porn videos of her "performing". Not under that name though.

bossanova · « **Reply #9010 on:** October 13, 2022, 07:03:18 am »

Quote from: Thecunninglinguist on October 13, 2022, 12:23:43 am

There are a whole load of porn videos of her "performing". Not under that name though.

On the buses is not porn

filthyscotslover · « **Reply #9011 on:** October 13, 2022, 09:53:18 am »

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Not as bad as some others but this TS would be perfect for anyone with a Bo Selecta fetish. Trying to earn enough money to pay the Virgin TV bill by the looks of things

thekingreturns · « **Reply #9012 on:** October 13, 2022, 01:41:17 pm »

Quote from: filthyscotslover on October 13, 2022, 09:53:18 am

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Not as bad as some others but this TS would be perfect for anyone with a Bo Selecta fetish. Trying to earn enough money to pay the Virgin TV bill by the looks of things

Proper Crimb......no

mr.bluesky · « **Reply #9013 on:** October 13, 2022, 02:21:00 pm »

Quote from: filthyscotslover on October 13, 2022, 09:53:18 am

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Not as bad as some others but this TS would be perfect for anyone with a Bo Selecta fetish. Trying to earn enough money to pay the Virgin TV bill by the looks of things

Bo Selecta

DouglasReynholm · « **Reply #9014 on:** October 13, 2022, 02:53:45 pm »

Quote from: filthyscotslover on October 13, 2022, 09:53:18 am

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Not as bad as some others but this TS would be perfect for anyone with a Bo Selecta fetish. Trying to earn enough money to pay the Virgin TV bill by the looks of things

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Difficult not to say that when you see him. He's 6'5" and all.

Dudleypunter · « **Reply #9015 on:** October 14, 2022, 08:08:14 am »

Here is another fine example
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Transitioning into the yeti!

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DouglasReynholm · « **Reply #9016 on:** October 14, 2022, 11:44:29 am »

Did you know that Dudley from Little Britain's second name was Punt? External Link/Members Only

PapaSmurf · « **Reply #9017 on:** October 16, 2022, 11:37:35 pm »

Quote from: DouglasReynholm on October 13, 2022, 02:53:45 pm

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Difficult not to say that when you see him. He's 6'5" and all.

Wow

Yorkshirefatrascal · « **Reply #9018 on:** October 21, 2022, 08:03:24 am »

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Accidentally clicked the Couples tab. Got this horror show

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dexpunt · « **Reply #9019 on:** October 21, 2022, 11:39:49 am »

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Accidentally clicked the Couples tab. Got this horror show

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Were they any good Any chance of a review?

Yorkshirefatrascal · « **Reply #9020 on:** October 21, 2022, 12:40:57 pm »

Quote from: dexpunt on October 21, 2022, 11:39:49 am

Were they any good Any chance of a review?

Dear god, I went nowhere near

Ghost89 · « **Reply #9021 on:** October 21, 2022, 12:44:04 pm »

Quote from: Yorkshirefatrascal on October 21, 2022, 08:03:24 am

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Accidentally clicked the Couples tab. Got this horror show

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Shouldn’t that be cake loving wife?

Badboyrich · « **Reply #9022 on:** October 21, 2022, 03:30:35 pm »

At least she is only £300 ph.

Ghost89 · « **Reply #9023 on:** October 21, 2022, 03:56:40 pm »

Pound for pound.

Prifessionallondinguy · « **Reply #9024 on:** October 21, 2022, 04:23:50 pm »

Quote from: Badboyrich on October 21, 2022, 03:30:35 pm

At least she is only £300 ph.

300 pounds in weight?

myothernameis · « **Reply #9025 on:** October 23, 2022, 01:19:10 am »

Quote from: Yorkshirefatrascal on October 21, 2022, 08:03:24 am

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Accidentally clicked the Couples tab. Got this horror show

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Look closely, and you can see someone face

B4bcock · « **Reply #9026 on:** October 23, 2022, 07:40:49 am »

Quote from: myothernameis on October 23, 2022, 01:19:10 am

Look closely, and you can see someone face

Who the fuck wants to look closely???

Prifessionallondinguy · « **Reply #9027 on:** October 23, 2022, 07:54:00 am »

Quote from: B4bcock on October 23, 2022, 07:40:49 am

Who the fuck wants to look closely???

It’s amazing what you can find if you just look.

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m4rmite · « **Reply #9028 on:** October 23, 2022, 05:49:00 pm »

Quote from: myothernameis on October 23, 2022, 01:19:10 am

Look closely, and you can see someone face

Homer.

Sadly i spotted it as well.

CheeseBoard · « **Reply #9029 on:** October 28, 2022, 11:51:49 am »

This one says she is soft and smooth. Not sure I'd agree...

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Ghost89 · « **Reply #9030 on:** October 28, 2022, 02:53:03 pm »

£350 ph!!

da26 · « **Reply #9031 on:** October 28, 2022, 03:56:15 pm »

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Plastic is not fantastic

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Philmeboots · « **Reply #9032 on:** October 28, 2022, 04:10:16 pm »

Quote from: Yorkshirefatrascal on October 21, 2022, 08:03:24 am

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Accidentally clicked the Couples tab. Got this horror show

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£250 plus hotel ..are there seriously people out there booking these 2

Thephoenix · « **Reply #9033 on:** October 28, 2022, 05:41:48 pm »

Quote from: da26 on October 28, 2022, 03:56:15 pm

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Plastic is not fantastic

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Bloody hell....wtf has happened to young women?

Bogof60 · « **Reply #9034 on:** October 29, 2022, 10:59:59 am »

Quote from: Thephoenix on October 28, 2022, 05:41:48 pm

Bloody hell....wtf has happened to young women?

She was probably quite attractive before the surgery

MrMatrix · « **Reply #9035 on:** November 01, 2022, 01:04:36 am »

Quote from: da26 on October 28, 2022, 03:56:15 pm

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Plastic is not fantastic

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Sad thing is she probably thinks she looks great

Punterperson1971 · « **Reply #9036 on:** November 01, 2022, 06:27:46 am »

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Sad thing is she probably thinks she looks great

Another sad thing is her friends have probably told her she looks great as well,a bit like the really bad singers on tv when friends and family tell them their the best thing they’ve heard etc etc and they are shockingly bad.

Prifessionallondinguy · « **Reply #9037 on:** November 05, 2022, 09:41:09 pm »

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Bonker · « **Reply #9038 on:** November 07, 2022, 12:21:48 am »

Plymouth Ho

DouglasReynholm · « **Reply #9039 on:** November 07, 2022, 04:54:56 pm »

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Stated age is 65, so add 15 years onto that. PlayWithMe? She makes me think of that Channel 4 programme, Come Die With Me. Profile says wet pussy? Only one reason for that...

Asmodeus · « **Reply #9040 on:** November 13, 2022, 01:35:31 am »

Quote from: DouglasReynholm on November 07, 2022, 04:54:56 pm

Stated age is 65, so add 15 years onto that. PlayWithMe? She makes me think of that Channel 4 programme, Come Die With Me. Profile says wet pussy? Only one reason for that...

Hmm , that all Depends... 🤔

Anyway, added to my HL 👍

DastardlyDick · « **Reply #9041 on:** November 13, 2022, 05:39:56 pm »

Quote from: DouglasReynholm on November 07, 2022, 04:54:56 pm

Stated age is 65, so add 15 years onto that. PlayWithMe? She makes me think of that Channel 4 programme, Come Die With Me. Profile says wet pussy? Only one reason for that...

And has bareback on her preferences list!

Prifessionallondinguy · « **Reply #9042 on:** November 13, 2022, 06:09:22 pm »

This one has over 150 AW reviews so fair play to her. They seem to enjoy themselves.
I just couldn’t enjoy myself …. as I like CG too much.

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Ouch!

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rocket88 · « **Reply #9043 on:** November 13, 2022, 06:48:17 pm »

Quote from: Prifessionallondinguy on November 13, 2022, 06:09:22 pm

This one has over 150 AW reviews so fair play to her. They seem to enjoy themselves.
I just couldn’t enjoy myself …. as I like CG too much.

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Ouch!

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I have heard that those into this sort of thing call it 'living burial'

Thecunninglinguist · « **Reply #9044 on:** November 13, 2022, 07:51:04 pm »

As she's in Plymouth maybe she doesn't get hired for her sexual prowess but to tie their boats up to?

Prifessionallondinguy · « **Reply #9045 on:** November 13, 2022, 08:13:39 pm »

Quote from: Thecunninglinguist on November 13, 2022, 07:51:04 pm

As she's in Plymouth maybe she doesn't get hired for her sexual prowess but to tie their boats up to?

I’m loving the “contrast” between her AW and ukpunting reviews!

Maybe she’s beached herself upon our fine shores 🐳

MJ.spritzen · « **Reply #9046 on:** November 13, 2022, 11:39:02 pm »

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As she's in Plymouth maybe she doesn't get hired for her sexual prowess but to tie their boats up to?

Howling laughing here

myothernameis · « **Reply #9047 on:** November 13, 2022, 11:47:30 pm »

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This is what happens when you dont pay

Bonker · « **Reply #9048 on:** November 13, 2022, 11:56:32 pm »

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bbwandy72 · « **Reply #9049 on:** November 14, 2022, 02:11:01 am »

Quote from: Prifessionallondinguy on November 13, 2022, 06:09:22 pm

This one has over 150 AW reviews so fair play to her. They seem to enjoy themselves.
I just couldn’t enjoy myself …. as I like CG too much.

As do I and I can assure you that CG works just fine with someone that size. To each their own, but personally I like the look of her profile pictures and Candy (or Keeley as she used to be known) has been on my list for some time.

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