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Offline Loganpatzz

Hello all. I’m new here, I’m sure I’ll get lots of judgement and possible hate for this. But we are who we are.
I’m looking for an escort anywhere in the UK that receives hardsports .
Thanks

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I've been here a while mate but never seen a review of any escort partaking in that.

Search AW for hardsports.

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Someone told me once that she does hardsports, did look it up, and there is content of her doing it online. So perhaps an option for you. No idea whether she does it in person, or it was once upon a time, etc.

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........... anywhere in the UK that receives hardsports .......



really? anywhere?

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Hello all. I’m new here, I’m sure I’ll get lots of judgement and possible hate for this. But we are who we are.
I’m looking for an escort anywhere in the UK that receives hardsports .
Thanks
Has this post originated due to the bbc documentary about Dubai ? that has recently been in the news ?

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I'm  sure Colston would know or has partaken if my memory serves me right

Offline Rocket1927

why on earth do you want shit on someone  :thumbsdown:

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Not my cup of shit, but apart from searching AW, I'd suggest Twitter/X as some of the more "niche" escorts are on there.


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My perception (as I have never sought this activity) is that finding an SP who will engage in hardsports is likely to be difficult though not impossible. Finding one who will 'receive' even more so.

The other consideration is a practical one. Providing watersports, for either party, simply means increasing water intake to ensure a full bladder. Emptying your bowels to order is not that straightforward. If you are happy with the "here is one I made earlier" Blue Peter version then that is easier. This also assumes you are happy to transport it with you in your car (or the train/bus).

However if part of the fetish is that you need to do it 'live' during a specified one hour window, then that presents a significant challenge.

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« Last Edit: September 17, 2025, 06:21:40 pm by puntingking »

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why on earth do you want shit on someone  :thumbsdown:

Not my thing also, but what two consenting adults get up to in their own time its down to them.  :thumbsup:

We all have our turn ons and turn offs. Frankly, I would be horrified if I am the next customer after another punter just shit in the sps mouth.  :scare:

But each to their own and all that.  :hi:

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Hello all. I’m new here, I’m sure I’ll get lots of judgement and possible hate for this. But we are who we are.
I’m looking for an escort anywhere in the UK that receives hardsports .
Thanks

Welcome to this site.  :hi:

I hope you enjoy this site as much as I do  :thumbsup:
All the best   :drinks:


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Curvaceous Sophia in Wembly used to have it on her preferences list acres years ago.
« Last Edit: September 17, 2025, 06:33:43 pm by DastardlyDick »

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Offline Stevelondon

Just when you think you’ve heard it all………. :unknown:

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Someone told me once that she does hardsports, did look it up, and there is content of her doing it online. So perhaps an option for you. No idea whether she does it in person, or it was once upon a time, etc.

I’ve not had the pleasure of the well thought of Hayley.
But this bloke is on about shitting on the SP



I very much doubt Hayley is into that.

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I’ve not had the pleasure of the well thought of Hayley.
But this bloke is on about shitting on the SP



I very much doubt Hayley is into that.

I am not sure who in their right mind would agree to be shit on  :lol: :lol: :lol:

Maybe the OP is full of shit   :D
« Last Edit: September 17, 2025, 06:57:53 pm by puntingking »

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I'm  sure Colston would know or has partaken if my memory serves me right

You overestimate me, most admirable Wolf. I have never wanted to deliver, nor heard of anyone who does, though I'm sure  many in the gay community do.

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I’ve not had the pleasure of the well thought of Hayley.
But this bloke is on about shitting on the SP



I very much doubt Hayley is into that.

I assume you are correct. I misread his original post! Couldn't pay me enough to be shat on (okay, maybe a million but come on, it's a million quid).  :D

Offline Colston36

Just when you think you’ve heard it all………. :unknown:

Hamlet: "There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy".

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Just when you think you’ve heard it all………. :unknown:

Oh Steve, don't be so coy.
A schoolboy search of the site (something OP should have done) kicked up this thread and you seemed quite knowledgeable  :D :lol:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=391336

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Oh Steve, don't be so coy.
A schoolboy search of the site (something OP should have done) kicked up this thread and you seemed quite knowledgeable  :D :lol:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=391336

 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Offline Stevelondon

Oh Steve, don't be so coy.
A schoolboy search of the site (something OP should have done) kicked up this thread and you seemed quite knowledgeable  :D :lol:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=391336

 :D   Only in that I know of a mistress who offered the service. Or used too. As I said in that thread. It’s not something I’m into personally.
The mistress in question and I became friends and would meet socially.
The topic of hard sports was something we talked about. As a pal she just seemed too nice to be doing that stuff but hey, what do I know. 🤷🏼

She said as she progressed into the pro dom scene it was just something she got asked about………. So went for it.

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I’m looking for an escort anywhere in the UK that receives hardsports

How do you know, it will come out hard, might end up with some soft sports  :vomit: :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

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You overestimate me, most admirable Wolf. I have never wanted to deliver, nor heard of anyone who does, though I'm sure  many in the gay community do.

Apologies good sir, I had a vague recollection of someone mentioning that an sp or ex sp they see had or used to at least deliver it  :hi:
You being the marvelously debauched gent that you are i thought it may have been you  :rose:

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Oh Steve, don't be so coy.
A schoolboy search of the site (something OP should have done) kicked up this thread and you seemed quite knowledgeable  :D :lol:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=391336

Good spot.  :D

That was yet another 'light blue touch paper and vanish' thread.

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Apologies good sir, I had a vague recollection of someone mentioning that an sp or ex sp they see had or used to at least deliver it  :hi:
You being the marvelously debauched gent that you are i thought it may have been you  :rose:

See the thread Fuzzyduck linked to

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=391336.msg3974713#msg3974713

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I had a BF in my late teens/early 20s who spent some considerable time trying to persuade me to squat on a glass table and take a shit while he laid under it watching and wanking  :vomit:


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I had a BF in my late teens/early 20s who spent some considerable time trying to persuade me to squat on a glass table and take a shit while he laid under it watching and wanking  :vomit:

 Who had to clean the table afterwards  :vomit:

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Who had to clean the table afterwards  :vomit:

Not me  :lol:

I never gave in to his nagging and cajoling so never had to clean the table  :lol:

Offline Illuminated4000

Are people’s dopamine receptors so fried that they need to shit on a person to feel any kind of rush!?

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Recall Naughty Slut Soph aka Sophie Anderson used to be fond of it. I enquired about it once ( out of curiosity ) and she messaged back saying she loved being shat on, in her mouth etc and loved being used as a toilet! Put me right off  :vomit:

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Are people’s dopamine receptors so fried that they need to shit on a person to feel any kind of rush!?

Crikey I had to Google dapomine receptors to see what it means. After reading it I still didn't understand it. I thought it was something out of Star Trek .  :wacko:

Offline Stevelondon

I had a BF in my late teens/early 20s who spent some considerable time trying to persuade me to squat on a glass table and take a shit while he laid under it watching and wanking  :vomit:

He wasn’t one of Status Quo was he. ?
They related in an interview how one of them did that…….. sorry can’t find a link.

Offline Stevelondon

Good spot.  :D

That was yet another 'light blue touch paper and vanish' thread.

Perhaps he found what he was looking for and has left now completely shatisfied.

Offline Illuminated4000

Crikey I had to Google dapomine receptors to see what it means. After reading it I still didn't understand it. I thought it was something out of Star Trek .  :wacko:

Hahaha, funny that since I’m a Trekkie 🖖🤓 Punt long and prosper.

Offline happylarry911

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An except from her website: Hardsports – now I know this is a divisive subject but I truly love having a man as my toilet. The feeling of control as I’m looking down seeing someone waiting to receive from me. Relishing the connection and intimacy that this activity demands. Some may judge those who participate in or enjoy this activity but not me.

Good luck!

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An except from her website: Hardsports – now I know this is a divisive subject but I truly love having a man as my toilet. The feeling of control as I’m looking down seeing someone waiting to receive from me. Relishing the connection and intimacy that this activity demands. Some may judge those who participate in or enjoy this activity but not me.

Good luck!

Indeed, but the OP is looking for someone who receives not gives  :hi:

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Indeed, but the OP is looking for someone who receives not gives  :hi:


It would be hard pressed to find a sp who is willing to have a guy poo in her mouth or on her.  :unknown:



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That makes sense. I seen a review of an escort and liked her photos on AW. After having made an appointment she sent me a message confirming the appoitment which offered hardsports as an extra. It was off putting, but what bothered me most was the idea that if I turned up at 1pm, she might be holding the turtle's head in for a client who had asked for the service at 2pm. Yuck.

Offline markballoon

I remember reading a review of a lady in the Vuaxhall (L3) of Liverpool doing this.

Offline WelshClipper

Call me prude or naive or anything you like.

But I cannot allow myself to think about this thread.

Think flowers, raindrops, beautiful natural tits and perfect pussies.  :rose:

Up to the OP of course but I just cannot imagine how this is even a thing.  :scare:

(Crawling back under my rock)


Offline Illuminated4000

Call me prude or naive or anything you like.

But I cannot allow myself to think about this thread.

Think flowers, raindrops, beautiful natural tits and perfect pussies.  :rose:

Up to the OP of course but I just cannot imagine how this is even a thing.  :scare:

(Crawling back under my rock)

Same here, WC  :vomit: You go from punters not even wanting to kiss an SP or give them RO….all the way to this!

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Sps on adult work who would partake in hardsports are not allowed to mention it on that site, as explained below -

Below you will find the activities that under any circumstances are strictly forbidden on the site:

Promote, depict, or discuss children, child exploitation or abuse, age-play, incest, rape or non-consensual sex, sexual assault, extreme violence, non-consensual pain, blood, cutting, self-harm, suicide, erotic asphyxiation, torture, dismemberment or graphic mutilation, sadomasochistic abuse, hardcore bondage, fisting, genital mutilation, hypnosis, intoxication (including slurred speech, staggered walking/running, excessive pupil dilation), schoolgirl role-play, bestiality, hard sports, activities involving perversion or degradation (such as drinking urine, vomiting, excretion or use of excreta), menstrual bleeding, paraphilia, necrophilia.



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And yet they allow w/s to be openly advertised - how does that work?

Offline WelshClipper

And yet they allow w/s to be openly advertised - how does that work?

I have a view on this too, the irony of worrying about STI’s from pussy licking yet happy to get pissed on  :unknown:

But I know a golden shower is popular so before I get yelled at for being a prude I am running back under my rock 

No offence to anyone  :hi:

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I have a view on this too, the irony of worrying about STI’s from pussy licking yet happy to get pissed on  :unknown:

But I know a golden shower is popular so before I get yelled at for being a prude I am running back under my rock 

No offence to anyone  :hi:

You're hiding under that rock a bit today MrClipper  :lol:
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You're hiding under that rock a bit today MrClipper  :lol:

It’s how I survive on here  :rose:

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I was gonna say I know an SP in one parlour that gives hardsports. But receiving?? Good luck with that. Maybe looking for SP offering submissive services. But even then its probably quite unlikely.

This is why I think its funny when SP say they offer All services? Really? Cos im thinking they probably wouldn't be allowing this!!

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This is why I think its funny when SP say they offer All services? Really? Cos im thinking they probably wouldn't be allowing this!!
I think they mean 'all services on their list' rather than every form of sexual gratification there is!