Successful UK Punting - 100 completed

[Lamorak]

Nobody had been discrediting you before you did that daft move.

It just genuinly seems odd how someone can have so many good punts and people were trying to find out why and how.

Personally I would classify myself as a serious fluffy. People comment on it quite a bit. And yet of my (can't remember off the top of my head) 14 or so punts. Three of those have been poor. You have had 100 and only 2 poor. That is one hell of a batting average.

It seems so simple to me, research and by restricting the number of girls i've seen.

OK I guess i am the exception to the normal - In the law of averages someone has to be!

[AnthG]

It seems so simple to me, research and by restricting the number of girls i've seen.

OK I guess i am the exception to the normal - In the law of averages someone has to be!

Really to dispell the suggestion that you are easily pleased. And really just as I am now very curious

These two punts

Fran (punt number 8) and Michelle (punt number 28) were not very good punts and I didn’t and wouldn’t see them again

What exactly happened on them both to make you not enjoy them?

If it is the case that you are easily pleased. These two must have been pretty abhorrent in this punt. Again peaking my curiosity as to what they did.

[Lamorak]

I think it can safely be said you have the best average of any punter in the history of punting forums though.

The suggestion that is being made is that you are just too easily pleased.

I'm not easily pleased.

Just look at the girls i've punted with they are good, go read their FR's.

I'm starting to find this getting just a wee bit tedious now!

[Bangers and Gash]

I think it can safely be said you have the best average of any punter in the history of punting forums though.

The suggestion that is being made is that you are just too easily pleased.

Or maybe just doesn't want to lose face?

[AnthG]

I'm starting to find this getting just a wee bit tedious now!

Sorry. I am genuinely not trying to annoy you.

[AnthG]

Or maybe just doesn't want to lose face?

Maybe, my post above should answer a lot when/if Lamorak explains. I will quote it as it seems to have got lost in the many posts all at one time

These two punts

What exactly happened on them both to make you not enjoy them?

[smiths]

It seems so simple to me, research and by restricting the number of girls i've seen.

OK I guess i am the exception to the normal - In the law of averages someone has to be!

It is very simple. You have mainly stuck with the same Establishments in MK where you know good WGs are often working and other punters who are respected post about their experiences by FRs and by forum posts about the same WGs. Its not rocket science. Sometimes its a case of not clicking with WGs though however good they are rated by others in my experiences.

I have no doubt you have punted as your list says, you  keep detailed records which you have posted before as i know from reading them.

[smiths]

Or maybe just doesn't want to lose face?

This happens a lot in my view. I read a post by a very experienced punter on Pnet and he said he would never admit to having a bad punt because that would make him look stupid in front of others on the forum, he would just sweep it under the carpet, and i believe this to be widespread thinking because of this reason and embarrassment.

Its also the case with at least some of the well known MK Parlours that they offer punters "compensation" and are always moaning about speaking to them direct or by PM if a punter has a complaint, not post it on the forum so who knows how many punters do this and others never get to hear about their bad punts.

I might accept compensation myself but i would also wish to inform other punters about bad service by posting on forums.

[MethodMan]

This happens a lot in my view. I read a post by a very experienced punter on Pnet and he said he would never admit to having a bad punt because that would make him look stupid in front of others on the forum, he would just sweep it under the carpet, and i believe this to be widespread thinking because of this reason and embarrassment.

What kind of logic is that???

In my opinion a punting forum is the perfect place to let off some steam (so to speak), where else can a punter talk about it!

[Jimmyredcab]

This happens a lot in my view. I read a post by a very experienced punter on Pnet and he said he would never admit to having a bad punt because that would make him look stupid in front of others on the forum, he would just sweep it under the carpet, and i believe this to be widespread thinking because of this reason and embarrassment.

Yes exactly, I recently used the analogy of the years I managed betting shops, most gamblers remember the winning days but blank out the days they did their bollocks, this is why there are such a large percentage of positive reports on %%%.
I don't have to convince the lads on here that a 98% success rate is in the realms of Alice in Wonderland.

[MethodMan]

I have punted in MK, only 5 times so far though.

1 = Absolutely shit (that was with Louise at MKAngels and is now with MKE)
2 = Very ordinary
1 = Good
1 = Very good

[Jimmyredcab]

What kind of logic is that???

In my opinion a punting forum is the perfect place to let off some steam (so to speak), where else can a punter talk about it!

That is correct, but when NIK or myself talk about a sub-standard punt we are ridiculed and told we need to do more research ----- or even worse that we need to spend more money. 

[smiths]

What kind of logic is that???

In my opinion a punting forum is the perfect place to let off some steam (so to speak), where as can a punter talk about it!

I added to my post. The logic for some perhaps being bribed to not post your negative experiences which i see as very definitely the case with some MK Parlours. Its called "compensation" by them of course. No problem with that IF it comes with no strings the way i look at it.

Indeed they take it further in fact. What they do is say if a WG or member of staff gets a complaint they will look into sacking them, the idea is to emotionally blackmail punters into then thinking i dont want to see them sacked just spoken to. Its a modus that works with some fluffy punters. I view them sacking THEIR OWN STAFF as 100% THEIR responsibility myself, a punter is merely posting his experiences GOOD or BAD as he wishes, of course these SPs are more than happy with positive feedback but totally disingenuos when they get any bad in my opinion. I view this as really trying to undermine forums, it wouldnt be allowed on here.

I always say you have to take the rough with the smooth.

[Knick]

What a negative thread.

[Sailormack]

After all these years punting and you still can't get it right.

It must really irritate you that a smart arse like me comes along with a wallet full of cash, works out how to punt successfully and actually does punt successfully.

Lamorak

I think you overestimate your importance on this forum my friend 

[Lurtz]

Sorry. I am genuinely not trying to annoy you.

I think you are 'getting under his skin'.

[Lamorak]

I think you are 'getting under his skin'.

lol!!

Comments on this forum will never acheive that!

[Lamorak]

Lamorak

I think you overestimate your importance on this forum my friend 

Dont kid yourself that I consider this forum important. It could be, but not the way its currently run.

[Mancspunter]

Dont kid yourself that I consider this forum important. It could be, but not the way its currently run.

There is nothing wrong with the way it's run now or before.
You made a post, its being discussed openly and frankly, with no reflex banning because someone disagrees with a mod or anyone else.
If you don't like the way it's going you could carry on putting your points forward or just stop posting in the thread.

[Lamorak]

Not really mate because I think you are full of bullshit ----- no offence meant. 

True to form and exactly the type of comment i would expect from you.

And you are a moderator on this forum, which is one of the reasons this will stay a minority forum and never taken seriously in this business which you say you know so much about.

At times it's like a punters version of the Dasisterhood i.e Dabrotherhood

[Lamorak]

Good night all.

Back tomorrow!

[outofthegame]

Dont kid yourself that I consider this forum important. It could be, but not the way its currently run.

Only have a few posts here and less punts than you but for my money you are a fluffy from pnet trying to wind up the people that your forum mods cannot get at. No matter what they try, it is a different attempt at trolling, but still a troll....

[King Nuts]

Dont kid yourself that I consider this forum important. It could be, but not the way its currently run.

I don't think anyone who's been around here for a while is kidding themselves about anything.

As far as how it's run, it's run with the bare minimum of moderation. Which means debate is allowed to take its course. Like in this thread. You want to come here and tell us what a top punter you are? You can do that. No-one'll stop you.
 
But this forum works because most people show at least a modicum of respect to their fellows and bring just a touch of humility with them too. It works because we're all trying to avoid the same old pitfalls that this pastime of ours is riddled with. If you've avoided them all and have never had a bad punt, then fair play to you. But you'll understand our cynicism, the same way we expect you to understand how things work around here.
 

[NIK]

I don't think anyone who's been around here for a while is kidding themselves about anything.

As far as how it's run, it's run with the bare minimum of moderation. Which means debate is allowed to take its course. Like in this thread. You want to come here and tell us what a top punter you are? You can do that. No-one'll stop you.
 
But this forum works because most people show at least a modicum of respect to their fellows and bring just a touch of humility with them too. It works because we're all trying to avoid the same old pitfalls that this pastime of ours is riddled with. If you've avoided them all and have never had a bad punt, then fair play to you. But you'll understand our cynicism, the same way we expect you to understand how things work around here.

Quite.

Lamorak, you are pushing it.Just because you haven't broken any rules doesn't mean you won't get banned. Keep trolling and telling us how the forum should be run and that will suffice.
You will then have more time to spend on forums that would seem to be more conducive to you.
Forums where people who tell it realistically are banned. 

[Sailormack]

Good night all.

Back tomorrow!

Can't wait 

[Lamorak]

I’m not on here to troll or wind anyone up and this thread certainly was not intended in any way to do this. The discussion got heated, incorrect information regarding the date of my first Pnet FR was taken as fact and eventually insults get thrown back and forth.

Too get back on track.

These are my punts so far for 2012, all range from good to excellent:

1. Millie – 90 minutes. Sunday 8 January 2012 MKEscorts
2. Valentina – 90 minutes. Monday 16 January 2012 MKEscorts. PN FR107442
3. Pixie – 90 minutes. Friday 20 Janurary 2012 Annabellas
4. Sara – 90 minutes. Friday 3 February 2012 MKEscorts PN FR107640
5. Karolina – 2 hours. Monday 13 February 2012 ThePumpClub. PN FR107805
6. Laura – 90 minutes Friday 24 February 2012 Annabellas. PN FR107974
7. Sara - 90 minutes. Friday 2 March 2012 MKEscorts
8. Laura – 90 minutes. Friday 9 March 2012 Annabellas
9. Jasmine – 2 hours. Friday 30 March 2012 Annabellas. PN FR108432
10. Karolina – 90 minutes. Monday 2 April 2012 Annabellas
11. Sara - 90 minutes. Tuesday 10 April 2012 MKEscorts
12. Emma - 90 minutes. Monday 16 April 2012 Annabellas
13. Tilly - 90 minutes. Monday 23 April 2012 Annabellas. PN FR108733
14. Sara - 90 minutes. Wednesday 2 May  2012 MKEscorts
15. Sara - 90 minutes. Monday 21 May  2012 MKEscorts
16. Jade - 90 minutes. Friday 25 May  2012 MKEscorts
17. Lucy - 90 minutes. Wednesday 30 May 2012 Annabellas. PN FR109270
18. Sara - 90 minutes. Wednesday 6 June  2012 MKEscorts
19. Vanessa – 2 hours. Wednesday 13 June 2012 MKEscorts. PN FR109523
20. Vanessa – 2 hours. Saturday 16 June 2012 MKEscorts

Now there must be someone on here that has been to MK, HoD SW7 or else where and has seen a girl off this list, or has looked at their profile pages on the relevant web sites.

If you have lets hear how you got on with them and how your punt went.

I’m just trying to prove the point that I’ve been making i.e good research and carefull selection can lead to a good and ongoing punting hobby. Thats all.

[Matium]

Which girls on your list would you recommend for a duo?

[Lamorak]

Which girls on your list would you recommend for a duo?

The only due i've had was 90 minutes with Karolina and Jasmine.

I was seeing both regularly at the time, they are also friends. These two plus a bottle of wine and K and J being very interactive with each other - yes  a good time was had by all, especially me when K straddled my face and came in mouth the same time that Jasmine sucked me off into hers. Snowballing followed.

Pixie and Karolina would be a good due.

I'm hoping to get a long interactive session with Emma and Amy dressed as schoolgirls complete with red suspender belts and black stockings arranged soon.

[andrei]

Regarding not doing FR's for the two not good punts, the reason is I'd already submitted 3 for the establishments and I couldn't submit anymore

ok, lets assume you have mitigating circumstances re your first negative experience

by the time your second negative had come around you had written more than 3 reports so that rule was clearly changed by then - why didnt you write a negative on punt 28?

[Lamorak]

ok, lets assume you have mitigating circumstances re your first negative experience

by the time your second negative had come around you had written more than 3 reports so that rule was clearly changed by then - why didnt you write a negative on punt 28?

I raised the issue at the time with the then manager and a satisfactory conclusion was reached. Happy now?

The pedantic way some of you guys go on, you would make someone a very annoying wife! 

[outofthegame]

I raised the issue at the time with the then manager and a satisfactory conclusion was reached. Happy now?

The pedantic way some of you guys go on, you would make someone a very annoying wife! 

It is because your story, if one applies common wisdom, does appear suspect.  Couple that with your trolling statements aimed at one of the mods and your overall iffy responses then you should expect that people will challenge you. 98% hit record and no negative FRs usually equates to a devoted fluffy from Pnet. If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it is probably a duck. You want some bread?

[andrei]

I raised the issue at the time with the then manager and a satisfactory conclusion was reached. Happy now?

The pedantic way some of you guys go on, you would make someone a very annoying wife! 

so basically in return for not writing a negative for your favourite establishment you were offered an inducement to your next appointment

you've dug a hole now

i really enjoy going to hod myself, but people like you do irreparable damage to them, you had bad times there but refused to write negatives for fear of sullying their rep - in actual fact you write a negative and if the girl is no good then hod to their credit would turf her which would further add o their already excellent rep

successful uk punting my backside, fluffsessful punting morelike

[iName]

I've seen Jade at HOD South Kensington and she wasn't as great as all the reviews I've read. She was OK not the worst I've had.

But I know I'm the odd one out with her as every body else has had a great time with her. It's all about whether you click and we just didn't.

[AnthG]

so basically in return for not writing a negative for your favourite establishment you were offered an inducement to your next appointment

you've dug a hole now

I know I may dig a hole for myself too. But I personally don't see anything wrong with this. I say this as when I punt with an agency, I feel I am putting my faith in that agency to provide me a good service. If its not satisfactory and I complain and they put it right. I would say that would mean you would be a bit off to then still negative review them.

It is the same if I buy a TV from Richer Sounds. And I do not like it. If they offer me a refund or swapped it for a different one. Then its not really worth a negative review of Richer Sounds.

The way the %%% reviews system works is you are negative reviewing the agency more so than the girl you see.

[Sailormack]

I can't help thinking that lamorak is like a fish out of water on here.

A bit like him walking into a party wearing chinos and a t shirt when everyone else is wearing rubber gimp suits 

[Lamorak]

I can't help thinking that lamorak is like a fish out of water on here.

A bit like him walking into a party wearing chinos and a t shirt when everyone else is wearing rubber gimp suits 

I'm starting to think you right.

I'm not a PNet Fluffy ,what ever that's supposed to be. (I'm certain some will tell me very quickly)

The problem i seem to have on here is i've have a good punting record, instead of not having a good punting record and moaning about my bad choice of girl and that it never seems to get any better.

[Lamorak]

so basically in return for not writing a negative for your favourite establishment you were offered an inducement to your next appointment

you've dug a hole now

i really enjoy going to hod myself, but people like you do irreparable damage to them, you had bad times there but refused to write negatives for fear of sullying their rep - in actual fact you write a negative and if the girl is no good then hod to their credit would turf her which would further add o their already excellent rep

successful uk punting my backside, fluffsessful punting morelike

It was actually Madam Beckys Kittens just after HoD took them over. Michelle was a stand in for a non appearing Karolina and was recommended by the then manageress as providing the services I'm used to. However once in the room and underway there was no DFK or CIM, these were refused with the line "your not my boyfriend so I don't do those here" After talking to manageress about this I got £20 off my next punt and Michelle disappeard of the rota after a week or so. Hardly a bribe, given the amount I spend.

So know you've disected my punts, why don't you list yours on here and we can debate them.

[Lamorak]

I've seen Jade at HOD South Kensington and she wasn't as great as all the reviews I've read. She was OK not the worst I've had.

But I know I'm the odd one out with her as every body else has had a great time with her. It's all about whether you click and we just didn't.

I've seen Jade twice and I had two good punts with her, but she is not the best i've punted with and neither were the "names" Tiff Kingston, Vienna Moore or Summer Raine, Summer was the best out of these three though.

[Lamorak]

I know I may dig a hole for myself too. But I personally don't see anything wrong with this. I say this as when I punt with an agency, I feel I am putting my faith in that agency to provide me a good service. If its not satisfactory and I complain and they put it right. I would say that would mean you would be a bit off to then still negative review them.

It is the same if I buy a TV from Richer Sounds. And I do not like it. If they offer me a refund or swapped it for a different one. Then its not really worth a negative review of Richer Sounds.

The way the %%% reviews system works is you are negative reviewing the agency more so than the girl you see.

Thanks for your response.

Common sense did prevail at the time and I was happy with the outcome

[Lamorak]

Today I booked my next punt, for 2 hours, which will be my 100th in MK. It's the same girl I spent 4 Hours with last week:

Take a look, see what you think, she looks good in the picture and even better in the flesh and offers the services I enjoy:

External Link/Members Only

I'm sure you'll find fault somewhere!

[AnthG]

I'm not a PNet Fluffy ,what ever that's supposed to be. (I'm certain some will tell me very quickly)

I don't think that is the right term for them.

Pnet Acolyte is better IMHO. Fluffy suggests they are nice people. And yet from what I could see they are not. Pnet Acolytes are people who act vile towards any punter who even remotely speaks out or differers in the view of the female posters on there.

They usually spout the words Twat or Troll in their responses to those posts.

You seem like a nice person so far from your posts. And therefore I would not in anyway class you as a Pnet acolyte.

I have never saw a fluffy on Pnet yet.

I can't help thinking that lamorak is like a fish out of water on here.

A bit like him walking into a party wearing chinos and a t shirt when everyone else is wearing rubber gimp suits 

I disagree with this, and strongly so. For one, if not here, where would be the right place for someone who has had so many what they would rate as good punts? It certainly would not be Pnet. The people there are vile. And will simply put anyone off punting.

Plus if someone is genuinely enjoying himself with every punt they have. Nobody should try to make them see the errors in his ways so to speak. What would be the point or benefit in that?

I truly wish I could enjoy every punt. And I honestly thought I would. but unfortunately some girls see a sort touch and take liberties.

[cunnyhunt]

I used to research and used HoD, but then I booked a "milf" who they advertised as 35, I thought she would be 40  but she was actually 53, the cunt who ran it never got back to me.

You have to admit that even though you research there is a lot of photoshopping on the MK sites now and the girls are not as portrayed. I only visit the UK now but tend to not go to MK.

[Lamorak]

I used to research and used HoD, but then I booked a "milf" who they advertised as 35, I thought she would be 40  but she was actually 53, the cunt who ran it never got back to me.

You have to admit that even though you research there is a lot of photoshopping on the MK sites now and the girls are not as portrayed. I only visit the UK now but tend to not go to MK.

I think I know the milf you booked. Not my type!

Photoshopping is common place everywhere these days, as is being economic with their ages.

An advantage of having to drive to MK is that i'm usually in MK centre by 10.00 for my 11.00 booking is that I can park up within site prior to 10.30 and get to see the girls who are working that day as they arrive. It's helped me to decide making a future booking or not to make a future booking. Two girls I saw arrive that I later booked were Pixie and Millie. Some girls I've booked are one's I've seen in passing once inside, that is of course if they offer the services I look for. I don't just book a girl because she looks gorgeous.

[outofthegame]

I'm starting to think you right.

I'm not a PNet Fluffy ,what ever that's supposed to be. (I'm certain some will tell me very quickly)

The problem i seem to have on here is i've have a good punting record, instead of not having a good punting record and moaning about my bad choice of girl and that it never seems to get any better.

The problem is that you have acted like an arse, stating on Twitter that you are winding a mid up here and then slagging off the way in which the board is run.  Something doesn't add up, the majority of genuine punters do not come here and troll or attack the board.

[Jerboa]

Apparently she had slimmed down and improved by the time she was in MK, Jerboa rated her and i respect his opinions.

Why thank you Mr Smiths, the cheque is in the post,    Vanessa was curvy when I saw her in '09, I think I said buxom size 10, but never saw her at a party, so maybe It's not for her.
She has recently started working In Bedford at Intimate.

It is very simple. You have mainly stuck with the same Establishments in MK where you know good WGs are often working and other punters who are respected post about their experiences by FRs and by forum posts about the same WGs. Its not rocket science. Sometimes its a case of not clicking with WGs though however good they are rated by others in my experiences.

I have no doubt you have punted as your list says, you  keep detailed records which you have posted before as i know from reading them.

Lamoraks good punts do sound to good to be true, I'm guessing there are some that were great some good some okayish, some that were poor but they scratched an Itch, but In his defence he has done the right thing In using PN and other punting boards to research his future punts, many of mine have been spur of the moments, or totally blind walk in's, but sometimes doing all the research In the world wont guarentee a great punt, some girls I've seen that have had great feedback I thought were average.

[andrei]

It was actually Madam Beckys Kittens just after HoD took them over. Michelle was a stand in for a non appearing Karolina and was recommended by the then manageress as providing the services I'm used to. However once in the room and underway there was no DFK or CIM, these were refused with the line "your not my boyfriend so I don't do those here" After talking to manageress about this I got £20 off my next punt and Michelle disappeard of the rota after a week or so. Hardly a bribe, given the amount I spend.

So know you've disected my punts, why don't you list yours on here and we can debate them.

a bribes a bribe mate - you accepted a bribe in return for not writing a negative fr, no two ways about it

as for listing my punts on here, why, do i look like the kind of idiot who would start a thread saying "ooooh look at all the punts i've done, i must be some sort of superhero"

its childish, sort of like the kid who likes to tell everyone at school how many new toys he is getting for xmas, not my style at all amigo

[Jimmyredcab]

a bribes a bribe mate - you accepted a bribe in return for not writing a negative fr, no two ways about it

as for listing my punts on here, why, do i look like the kind of idiot who would start a thread saying "ooooh look at all the punts i've done, i must be some sort of superhero"

its childish, sort of like the kid who likes to tell everyone at school how many new toys he is getting for xmas, not my style at all amigo

Brilliant post.   

[Lamorak]

a bribes a bribe mate - you accepted a bribe in return for not writing a negative fr, no two ways about it

I think you’ll find it’s called compensation for lack of services advertised. In fact the manageress left shortly afterwards and I didn’t get the £20 anyway. I didn’t really care as £20 is peanuts to me.

After you feeble attempt to discredit me with the incorrect PNet FR information you posted why should I take any notice of anything you say?

At least you made JRC happy. Forum moderator??

With 98 successful punts out of 100 under my belt and my 99th booked for next week, I hope you all continue in your search to find punting happiness

[outofthegame]

I think you’ll find it’s called compensation for lack of services advertised. In fact the manageress left shortly afterwards and I didn’t get the £20 anyway. I didn’t really care as £20 is peanuts to me.

So you were had over and you still did not submit a negative FR. Am glad you are do affluent as to be able to write off both the 20 quid and to some extent the whole cost. Most punters are not in the same situation and rely on sites like this one and Pnet to provide some info on prossies, good and bad to prevent a waste of time and funds.

By not providing a negative report, you have let fellow punters down. Fair enough and you probably don't care, but to join a community and post up about how you have benefited from the wisdom and folly of others (careful research) to ensure you have had a good run, whilst avoiding reporting the bad times means that you are, IMHO, a bit of a wanker at best and at worst a troll who thinks they are clever.

[Lamorak]

So you were had over and you still did not submit a negative FR. Am glad you are do affluent as to be able to write off both the 20 quid and to some extent the whole cost. Most punters are not in the same situation and rely on sites like this one and Pnet to provide some info on prossies, good and bad to prevent a waste of time and funds.

By not providing a negative report, you have let fellow punters down. Fair enough and you probably don't care, but to join a community and post up about how you have benefited from the wisdom and folly of others (careful research) to ensure you have had a good run, whilst avoiding reporting the bad times means that you are, IMHO, a bit of a wanker at best and at worst a troll who thinks they are clever.

The girl actually quit, never to be seen agai. What was the point of doing an FR to inform punters not to book a girl who has quit.