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Offline Knick

That's nearly pro$$ie maths... :wacko:
If your take home is £2160 how are you saving 8k ?

(just call me mr pedantic.... :P)

Oop's I see Sailormack spotted the flaw also...
Did you not notice the A MONTH??

Online Sailormack

That's nearly pro$$ie maths... :wacko:
If your take home is £2160 how are you saving 8k ?

(just call me mr pedantic.... :P)

Oop's I see Sailormack spotted the flaw also...

Yes, I see David Copperfield has entered the world of finance  :sarcastic:



Online Sailormack

It must be me....
I still can't see it.... :wacko:

I think he fooled Penn and Teller too  :sarcastic:

Offline Knick

Is 2160 a month hard to believe?

2160 x 12 = 25,920 a year. Hardly footballers wages.

Online Sailormack

Is 2160 a month hard to believe?

2160 x 12 = 25,920 a year. Hardly footballers wages.

No it ain't.

But saving 8K out of 2160 is something special.

Well special needs anyway  :sarcastic:

Offline haystacks79

I know I'm still a newbie, and have nothing like the number of punts under my belt as being discussed here, but I can't say I've had a bad one yet. Yes, some have been better and more memorable than others, but on each occasion I've got out of it what I wanted at the time.

I'll admit (before anyone else says it) that I'm probably fairly easy to please, and easy going, and have probably been extremely lucky so far. Having said that, I'm also maximising my chances of success by not looking to book a huge number of different girls (variety really isn't what I'm after) - my 14 punts so far have involved just 5 different girls, so the majority of punts have been repeats to those that have already shown themselves to be worth visiting, and who suit what and who I'm looking for.

Perhaps also the reasons for punting play a part - for myself I'm looking to (re)gain some confidence, and get over an event in my past, and to just gain a bit more experience, rather than for the ultimate sexual experience with as many girls as I can.

Offline softlad

No it ain't.

But saving 8K out of 2160 is something special.

Well special needs anyway  :sarcastic:

At least we're on the same page mate.  ;)

Offline Knick

No it ain't.

But saving 8K out of 2160 is something special.

Well special needs anyway  :sarcastic:
Shit, noticed my mistake!

That should be 8k a YEAR.

Haha oh shit.

Online Sailormack

Shit, noticed my mistake!

That should be 8k a YEAR.

Haha oh shit.

Apology accepted   :rose:

Online smiths

Is 2160 a month hard to believe?

2160 x 12 = 25,920 a year. Hardly footballers wages.


Offline Knick

No its not, but where does the £8k a month saving come in or from?
From a flying unicorn that farts out tenners. Wanna buy one?


Offline Jimmyredcab



I don't spend money on shit I don't need. I've spent 10k so far and still manage to save 8k a month in savings.

Please bear with me, I am only a thick cab driver but on 26th January you posted this ----

"Funny this, £26k is exactly my take-home pay. And I can afford to punt every week."

How can you punt twice a week AND save more than you are earning. ????????????????

Online Sailormack

From a flying unicorn that farts out tenners. Wanna buy one?

No that WOULD be con.

Everyone knows unicorns only fart out 12 quid notes  :wacko:

Offline Jimmyredcab

Shit, noticed my mistake!

That should be 8k a YEAR.

Haha oh shit.

OK, fair enough.
So you punt twice a week and save £160 a week from an income of £500, something doesn't seem right to me.  :crazy:

Offline Knick

Please bear with me, I am only a thick cab driver but on 26th January you posted this ----

"Funny this, £26k is exactly my take-home pay. And I can afford to punt every week."

How can you punt twice a week AND save more than you are earning. ????????????????
Salary went up in March to 29k (promotion) and your assuming I started out with 0 savings 1 year ago.

Online Sailormack

Please bear with me, I am only a thick cab driver but on 26th January you posted this ----

"Funny this, £26k is exactly my take-home pay. And I can afford to punt every week."

How can you punt twice a week AND save more than you are earning. ????????????????

I would be more interested in seeing some of these women who are paying HIM  :unknown:

If them douche bags at HOD get mentioned once more I think i'll fucking scream.  :dash:

Online Sailormack

Salary went up in March to 29k (promotion) and your assuming I started out with 0 savings 1 year ago.

So you are having a couple of cheap punts every week and still staying at home with your parents?

Offline Lamorak

I know I'm still a newbie, and have nothing like the number of punts under my belt as being discussed here, but I can't say I've had a bad one yet. Yes, some have been better and more memorable than others, but on each occasion I've got out of it what I wanted at the time.

I'll admit (before anyone else says it) that I'm probably fairly easy to please, and easy going, and have probably been extremely lucky so far. Having said that, I'm also maximising my chances of success by not looking to book a huge number of different girls (variety really isn't what I'm after) - my 14 punts so far have involved just 5 different girls, so the majority of punts have been repeats to those that have already shown themselves to be worth visiting, and who suit what and who I'm looking for.

Like myself a happy and contented punter.

You've found girls that suit your requirements, that's good. Carry on as you have started and you will stay a hapy and contented punter.




Offline Knick

So you are having a couple of cheap punts every week and still staying at home with your parents?
Most have been an hour, some only half hour.

Like I said, no house, no car.  I'm 31, single, and rent a room.

Not sure why I'm bothering....but anyway here goes:

Income Per Month  = 2160

Rent ~ 330
Pension ~ 100
Punting ~ 850
Savings ~ 650
Food/Transport/Mars Bars ~ 230

Online Sailormack

Most have been an hour, some only half hour.

Like I said, no house, no car.  I'm 31, single, and rent a room.

Not sure why I'm bothering....but anyway here goes:

Income Per Month  = 2160

Rent ~ 330
Pension ~ 100
Punting ~ 850
Savings ~ 650
Food/Transport/Mars Bars ~ 230

So all you do is eat, shit, work, sleep and punt?

Ever thought that might be the reason you're single  :sarcastic:

Offline Knick

Good god. Happiness is not all about how much money you spend in your life. I'm lucky in a way that I'm doing a job I love, that counts a lot for me.

I'm happy. Especially since discovering punting.

I dont plan on dying rich btw, I plan to blow those savings on something eventually.....

Also whats wrong with being single? Its not a disease.
« Last Edit: June 17, 2012, 09:33:06 pm by Knick »


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